my favorite is always the fact that Cheryl and Jason and Polly being the same ages but not the same ages because Jason and Polly are a thing and the three of them are "older" but not. and Polly is Betty's older sister and then Cheryl's the same age as Betty and V... yeah, brain hurts trying to think about it, lol
@@uncarley pops is the Riverdale king, not me being salty af when Tabitha ran the dinner instead of pops…(also might be because I’m a hard core Bughead shipper)
This is also his conflict in the final season, you know, the season AFTER he becomes bulletproof and a comet hits Riverdale; he has to choose between poetry and basketball lmaooo
It's really right up there with "Somehow, Palpatine has returned" and "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"
Oh no, that's the line that kept me watching. I was like "This is getting so silly, so absurd, so utterly ridiculous and I love it." And every single season they turned that ridiculous knob up just a little bit more until they finally reached 11! Twas such a fun ride and the less serious they took themselves the better it got, imho.
The retcon of Cheryl's age actually pissed me off bc the whole first season, she and Jason are Polly's age so significantly older than Betty and the gang but then randomly Cheryl is supposed to be the same age as everyone but they still acted like Jason was Polly's age even though he and Cheryl are twins?
@@babyfaceweeb8937 got held back twice with no acknowledgement is my head canon but I think if I'm remembering the bits and pieces I kept up with, they retconned her actual age too not just her grade
carley touches on something I, a marketing-finance-student, has always worried about in riverdale: how do they have so many events and where do they get the money from
Definitely Clifford and then Hiram bc the second Hiram started funding SoDale the entire town lost its entire budget and had to be reincorporated; I guess Clifford and Hiram just love a party😭
I am so excited. I binged the first 3 seasons immediately before getting sent to the psych ward and haven't watched an episode since. cannot WAIT to see what I've missed
“the pussycats see this happening follow him and beat the shit out of him. they are also singing out tonight from rent while they do this.” i think i may need to watch riverdale for that scene alone 🤯
@@deggebärnot necessarily, mike was inspired by Jenny but the formats are very different (Jenny went by topics and mike did a chronological plot recap), and the videos that have come from this trend are nearly always plot recaps with character photos on the wall
@@shannonhardy9237I love how my first parse of this sentence was "omg cari also possessed the ability to read" 😂 even though I am indeed familiar with her channel and have developed an obsession with her Shadowhunters recaps
Just a thought, maybe edit this so that there are a bunch of returns before the actual spoiler so that people can’t see it unless they choose to expand the message
@@emmie_masters oh I’m done with the video, and I watched season 1 of riverdale anyway. I just thought since OP wrote spoiler at the top, that maybe she was trying to prevent other people from seeing the spoiler unless they wanted to, and so I was trying to help her accomplish that successfully
season one was just so iconic... vixen tryout dance battle, dark betty, im weird im a weirdo, sisters of quiet mercy, third cousin baby, the gang watching whats on the usb, archie punching through ice (and kj apa actually broke his hand doing this)..
I've always wondered how that damn USB ended up in that jacket. Like, why would you record, save onto USB, and put it in the jacket? Also that sucks about his hand 😮
I've never even watched Riverdale, but I love watching all of these deep dive videos. It's like hanging out with a friend who's seen the show ten times and is walking me through all the characters and all the crazy twists and turns.
I just love all of the words & slang terms on Riverdale that out of context sound like /you/ are in fact the one on jingle jangle. Like imagine having a real life convo with half of this stuff.
Jenny Nicholson , Mike's Mic and Cari can read had already raised the bar but you reached it Uncarley.. All of your sacrifices will always be remembered
As a big riverdale fan who believes it is perfect and high camp i have been waiting FOREVER for someone to do an unhinged recap of the show. Thank you so much for this🙏
Can’t wait for one of the most iconic Archie line next time “That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”
of course i couldn't bare to watch a whole season of that damn show but i will definitely listen to carley talking about it for more than an hour and a half 🙏
i watched riverdale religiously until the end of season 4 and like when you watched it every week for years it makes sense even when it doesn't but hearing carley describe the first two seasons....how did the show get off the rails that quickly
SAME but at the begining of season 4. Cheryl saying "Your name may be Honey but I will always be queen B, you have no power over me" was my last straw. I think I turned off my laptop right there and never looked back.
@@tunafish5462but... But that's a completely normal Cheryl sentence 😂😂 but idk, even though it was kinda "dark academia" type beat I also never finished season 4... Dunno why
When the season i finale ended with jughead putting on the serpents jacket I was GAGGED! There was so much potential for this show post season 1 lmao how far we’ve fallen from grace 😂
@@uncarleywhen the imagine dragons song started playing????? Not you making me want to rewatch s1 😂 Also I’m squealing!!! Omg I’ve been watching your videos since the prince harry video and I’ve never looked back lol. ❤
1 and a half hours of uncarly commentary on iconic pop culture moments is literally a wish come true. I've never clicked on a video faster and I always go to your videos right away lol
i followed you for the books and mikesmic for the reality tv show stuff years ago so this tv show arc is everything to me now. This is the crossover we needed
Having watched all of Riverdale it's weird to hear about it being a normal teen mystery drama and not a time-travelling superhero supernatural, heaven v hell epic.
Girl, I never watched a single episode of Riverdale, but I'm so here for this new 'unhinged recap' genre here on TH-cam (all praise mike's mic for blessing us). I thoroughly enjoyed your recap and laughed so much, thank you!!! 💙💙
I’d completely forgotten this but the bit about Betty inviting Archie to go to the dance with her AND Veronica just reminded me that my friend kinda did this at our high school prom (convinced the guy she liked and our other friend, who he originally asked, to go with her in a trio) Friend #1 and that guy are now married and expecting a baby, so I guess it’s not always a bad idea 🤷🏻♀️ Anyway, love this so far, thank you for doing the lord’s work 🙏
1. Do what you want on your channel. I’m here for your take on things, whether they’re book videos or whatever! 2. IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS. RIVERDALE IS A FEVER DREAM AND I LOVE IT.
considering i stopped watching after season 1 finale in high school this should catch me up wonderfully. thanks carley. also jughead randomly bursting into song during an argument in the musical episode is everythingggg. comedy gold edit: it's literally been so long that i forgot i actually watched until the end of s2 i believe. my god
I loved season 1!! I think it’s the best season. When you finished talking about season 1 I was legit scared the video was gonna end, I’m so glad you did s 1&2! I will deff be excited to see more of this. Had some good laughs at your commentary of it.
I listen to your videos at night, you make taking care of my toddler a little bit more bearable and I feel less alone 🤭 thank you for posting, going to sleep with my headphones on so probably I will restart few times 😅
Babe, new uncarley 1½h deep dive video dropped!! I genuinely gasped out loud when I saw the notification!! I love, love, LOVE when you cover pop culture monents, it's so entertaining hehe
I will never get over the fact that they introduced Josie as one of the main characters and then proceeded to give her like .5 seconds of airtime, she was there for multiple seasons and new characters were introduced that all became more relevant to the main plot than her and then she got written out for some spin off in which she wouldn’t even have been the protagonist. Wild.
Wow carley as i huge riverdale fan that final season made me go trough a rolercoaster. The way tabitha retuturned and gave everyone there memories back. Betty as an 86 year old women and her grand duaghter driving her to riverdale one last time made me cry before she died. How everyone dies at the end....🥲
LITERALLY have been looking everywhere online for a full synopsis and couldn’t find anything past season 3. I settled on having to watch it all myself. I resigned myself to it. But with this????? You’ve saved me
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED SEEING THIS VIDEO TITLE MADE ME!!!! I’ve been binge watching riverdale with my girlfriend and this entire time we’ve been like someone needs to do a recap this shit is craaazy it’s so camp I love it 😭😭😭 you rly are a hero for putting yourself through this 🫡
The Jughead U of I storyline always had me cackling. It's spoken about like such a prestigious thing and when we see him at Iowa, it's a beautiful dorm building if I remember. I grew up 30 minutes away and have been there quite often. It's a huge drinking school with modern dorm buildings and is basically just a school based on hype 😂
As soon as I saw this video dropped I sent it to two of my bad teen drama-loving friends and made myself comfortable cuz I knew this was going to be good. I only watched the first season and it’s wild to me just how quickly it went off the rails 😂
I watched the majority of Riverdale while high off my ass recovering from a surgery, which I though made it more surreal - but no, apparently it's just like that and medical grade painkillers changed nothing
The "publish hit piece on Alice" plotpoint is so funny because you learn oh yeah Alice hates the serpents but when she was young she was in them and got arrested" but if anything thats just her reason for hating them. Like she could just be like "yeah i was young and dumb, got arrested, and realized i hated them"
Not even five minutes in and I'm already learning previously inconceiveable facts about the Riverdale universe such as there being an extra season in the calendar year
I've read some of the old Betty and Veronica comics and their whole rivalry over Archie's affections is kind of amazing. like they're actually good friends and even though their love rivalry gets heated it's like, a game to them. whenever archie shows the slightest interest in a girl that isn't either of them they'll immediately join forces to get her out of the picture
I'm watching your recap of the first season and knowing all the nonsense that will happen in the next seasons, I literally can't believe THAT was the original plot
so glad to hear that archie likes music. was worried for a second that there wouldn't be a hard-hitting plot in this show
if you ever feel like the show isnt tackling important issues just remember that archie likes music AND football
High school musical ran so Riverdale could sprain an ankle 🙌🏻
PLSSS@@kellystan4597
@@kellystan4597😂😂😂
@@uncarleyyou’re my best friend I really like you Carley ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
jenny nicholson and mike's contribution to the culture is never-ending
honestly this is so true
@@uncarleywe need a collab
Whose Mike?
@@beckyginger3432 mike’s mic 🫡🫡🫡
that TVD video changed me
Jenny Nicholson, Mike’s Mic, and Uncarley are the trifecta of terror of drama tv show recaps. Their constant cultural resets cannot be overstated
I would even add in Nicole Rafee
yes! i shrieked when i saw this upload bc this is a wild saturday night for me in my 30s 😂
@@user-sm6tm5jg9uyes thank u
I had watched Jenny Nicholsons TVD video an embarrasing amount of times
@@limonagrio7777 I’ve watched some of her videos an absurd amount of times, you aren’t alone friend
I wonder if it would even be possible to do a hinged recap of Riverdale. It’s a fever dream.
honestly fair
that means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats. the epic highs and lows of riverdale's insanity.
good luck lmao
@@mielleflowerI thought you were gonna say high school football 😭
@@addison3005 oof same 😂
Calling Jason’s funeral his wedding on accident at 29:45 made me laugh harder than it should have
unfortunately i am dumb
@@uncarleyor a genius
Best Freudian slip
Cheryl would react the same way at his wedding let’s be real
my favorite is always the fact that Cheryl and Jason and Polly being the same ages but not the same ages because Jason and Polly are a thing and the three of them are "older" but not. and Polly is Betty's older sister and then Cheryl's the same age as Betty and V... yeah, brain hurts trying to think about it, lol
they retcon cheryls age so bad in this show
Cheryl and Jason were just twins of like. The heart or something. Not the womb ig
And the easy explanation would be that Jason like skipped a couple grades or something but that might make the show too easy to understand
i always just thought that cheryl was older but because of all that went down she had to repeat a year or two in school
They really could have left her being older then Betty and V like would it really have mattered
Knowing this video was inspired by comedy legend Michael’s microphone is exactly what I need to get thorough this week
Michael’s microphone 😂😭
his legal name
@@uncarleyMichelangelo Microwave
Factually and contractually
carly sacrificing her soul for us yet again...we truly don't deserve her
anytime bestie!
Pops is so iconic. He’s so unproblematic but so helpful. Riverdale just wouldn’t be Riverdale with out him
literally an unproblematic king trying to run his small business
@@uncarley pops is the Riverdale king, not me being salty af when Tabitha ran the dinner instead of pops…(also might be because I’m a hard core Bughead shipper)
Carly finding the storyline in the Riverdale plot salad is impressive.
i really tried my hardest
I think we can all agree that all of Archie's plotline in season 1 (i.e. music vs football) could have been solved had he watched High School Musical
so true bestie
This is also his conflict in the final season, you know, the season AFTER he becomes bulletproof and a comet hits Riverdale; he has to choose between poetry and basketball lmaooo
I...can't tell if this parody or not
You’ve reminded me that the sentence “the ghoulies are bringing jingle jangle into southside high” is why I stopped watching this show
hahaha FAIR
i love reading a few comments before i watch the video sometimes
its cheesy as fuck - as they tried to hammer in anything they can from the comics, and Archie history, while they also wanted it to be "drama"
It's really right up there with "Somehow, Palpatine has returned" and "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"
Oh no, that's the line that kept me watching. I was like "This is getting so silly, so absurd, so utterly ridiculous and I love it." And every single season they turned that ridiculous knob up just a little bit more until they finally reached 11! Twas such a fun ride and the less serious they took themselves the better it got, imho.
an hour and a half of Carley!?
AND IT'S ONLY PART 1!!!!!!?
What a queen!
yesssss
Carley’s face going in and out of phantom of the opera mode with the projector is everything, truly.
OMG
The retcon of Cheryl's age actually pissed me off bc the whole first season, she and Jason are Polly's age so significantly older than Betty and the gang but then randomly Cheryl is supposed to be the same age as everyone but they still acted like Jason was Polly's age even though he and Cheryl are twins?
The only thing that can make this okay is that Cheryl got held back.
@@babyfaceweeb8937 got held back twice with no acknowledgement is my head canon but I think if I'm remembering the bits and pieces I kept up with, they retconned her actual age too not just her grade
carley touches on something I, a marketing-finance-student, has always worried about in riverdale: how do they have so many events and where do they get the money from
this towns budget is insane
Perhaps money laundering? With all the crazy shit that happened in the show, I’d say that would be the LEAST unusual thing.
Definitely Clifford and then Hiram bc the second Hiram started funding SoDale the entire town lost its entire budget and had to be reincorporated; I guess Clifford and Hiram just love a party😭
I am so excited. I binged the first 3 seasons immediately before getting sent to the psych ward and haven't watched an episode since. cannot WAIT to see what I've missed
Never did i think I would read a sentence w such a twist but it’s a highlight of this month for me
this is a novel
the amount of ways this sentence can be taken... is inspired.
Hope you're doing better
have you ever shared this story online before? i vividly remember reading this somewhere back in 2021 and it made my fucking day
“the pussycats see this happening follow him and beat the shit out of him. they are also singing out tonight from rent while they do this.”
i think i may need to watch riverdale for that scene alone 🤯
its ICONIC
the way mike’s mic revolutionized youtube in the 2020s…. will never be forgotten
No actually it was Jenny Nicholson, wasn’t it!? 😂
@@deggebärnot necessarily, mike was inspired by Jenny but the formats are very different (Jenny went by topics and mike did a chronological plot recap), and the videos that have come from this trend are nearly always plot recaps with character photos on the wall
this crossover event of carley and mike is single-handedly curing my depression. in the words of mike, a “galactic slay” to say the least.
i love this
I almost screamed when mikes mic was mentioned, truly incredible
I am so here for people in their unhinged recap era!! Between Mike’s Mic recaps for tv shows and Cari Can Read recaps for books, we’re so blessed!!
omg cari can read too! truly a trifecta
I pitty all the universes, where Jenny Nicolson didn't kickoff this iconic party.
yessss they're all part of the girly's multiverse of recaps
@@shannonhardy9237I love how my first parse of this sentence was "omg cari also possessed the ability to read" 😂 even though I am indeed familiar with her channel and have developed an obsession with her Shadowhunters recaps
*SPOILERS!!!*
Okay but Cheryl Bombshell saying “You did a bad thing daddy, and now everyone knows” after finding out what happened to Jason is iconic.
YESSSS
Just a thought, maybe edit this so that there are a bunch of returns before the actual spoiler so that people can’t see it unless they choose to expand the message
This whole video is a spoiler - if you don’t want to be spoiled than what are you even doing in this comment section/video to start with
@@emmie_masters oh I’m done with the video, and I watched season 1 of riverdale anyway. I just thought since OP wrote spoiler at the top, that maybe she was trying to prevent other people from seeing the spoiler unless they wanted to, and so I was trying to help her accomplish that successfully
season one was just so iconic... vixen tryout dance battle, dark betty, im weird im a weirdo, sisters of quiet mercy, third cousin baby, the gang watching whats on the usb, archie punching through ice (and kj apa actually broke his hand doing this)..
I've always wondered how that damn USB ended up in that jacket. Like, why would you record, save onto USB, and put it in the jacket?
Also that sucks about his hand 😮
I searched yt hoping to find a mikes mic-inspired unhinged recap of riverdale and I could not be more thrilled and horrified to find this
I've never even watched Riverdale, but I love watching all of these deep dive videos. It's like hanging out with a friend who's seen the show ten times and is walking me through all the characters and all the crazy twists and turns.
omg this is so kind
This is the special interest info dump I am truly, 100% here for 😂😂
I refuse to watch Riverdale so I need this series. Thank you for your service.🙏
honestly happy to spred the gospel of riverdale
carley accidentally saying jason’s wedding instead of his funeral made me laugh so hard 😭 i love your videos so much
NOOO
@@uncarley it just makes it better honestly
Oh babe you CHEWED with this. This is what the girls live off of, other girlies wading through the murky depths of questionable yet iconic teen dramas
She truly DEVOURED
queen behaviour 👑
omg thank you
carley’s videos are like jingle jangle to me
STOP
We appreciate how detailed and in-depth this analysis is. We will always support you no matter what happens.
omg thank you so much
I just love all of the words & slang terms on Riverdale that out of context sound like /you/ are in fact the one on jingle jangle. Like imagine having a real life convo with half of this stuff.
Jenny Nicholson , Mike's Mic and Cari can read had already raised the bar but you reached it Uncarley.. All of your sacrifices will always be remembered
As a big riverdale fan who believes it is perfect and high camp i have been waiting FOREVER for someone to do an unhinged recap of the show. Thank you so much for this🙏
this used to be me
"You're next sinner!" *Happy and up beat ad starts*
I truly believe with all of my heart that in like ten years everyone is going to recognize Riverdale for the insane masterpiece of television it is
literally you are so right
i can’t wait for my daughter to be 13/14 and show this to her and all her friends
Riverdale is 100% going to be remembered as one of the 2020s teen culture icons!
YES
@@uncarley 💜I can wait for the recap of seasons 3 and 6!
Can’t wait for one of the most iconic Archie line next time “That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.”
that is LITERATURE
Carley, the sacrifices you make for us is actually too kind of you. Like you are truly the hero we don’t deserve babe. Another day, another slay
honestly thank you bestie
of course i couldn't bare to watch a whole season of that damn show but i will definitely listen to carley talking about it for more than an hour and a half 🙏
thank you!
i watched riverdale religiously until the end of season 4 and like when you watched it every week for years it makes sense even when it doesn't but hearing carley describe the first two seasons....how did the show get off the rails that quickly
you are in for a RIDE when we get to the last season
@@uncarleynah season 7 is pretty chill but boring, 5 and 6 are super weird lol
SAME but at the begining of season 4. Cheryl saying "Your name may be Honey but I will always be queen B, you have no power over me" was my last straw. I think I turned off my laptop right there and never looked back.
@@tunafish5462but... But that's a completely normal Cheryl sentence 😂😂 but idk, even though it was kinda "dark academia" type beat I also never finished season 4... Dunno why
Carley I’m screaming begging and crying for part two. I can only watch this video everyday for so long
When the season i finale ended with jughead putting on the serpents jacket I was GAGGED! There was so much potential for this show post season 1 lmao how far we’ve fallen from grace 😂
YESSS
@@uncarleywhen the imagine dragons song started playing????? Not you making me want to rewatch s1 😂 Also I’m squealing!!! Omg I’ve been watching your videos since the prince harry video and I’ve never looked back lol. ❤
never forget that kj apa actually broke his hand punching the ice in the s1 finale
WHAT
That some viggo mortensen shit 😮
1 and a half hours of uncarly commentary on iconic pop culture moments is literally a wish come true. I've never clicked on a video faster and I always go to your videos right away lol
omg this is so kind thank you
i followed you for the books and mikesmic for the reality tv show stuff years ago so this tv show arc is everything to me now. This is the crossover we needed
omg thank you!
jenny nicholson’s tvd recap, mike’s pll recap, haley whipjack’s ongoing ouat recap, and this are truly the holy quartet
omg fr!!! also cari can read’s recaps of acotar and the mortal instruments
Having watched all of Riverdale it's weird to hear about it being a normal teen mystery drama and not a time-travelling superhero supernatural, heaven v hell epic.
Girl, I never watched a single episode of Riverdale, but I'm so here for this new 'unhinged recap' genre here on TH-cam (all praise mike's mic for blessing us). I thoroughly enjoyed your recap and laughed so much, thank you!!! 💙💙
omg thank you! mikes mic really made a whole new youtube genre
Over an hour of unhinged content? Thank you mom! We love you!
anytime baby
The way I was all in on this show until babies started levitating. Please make more of these I must know what on earth happened
hahahaha
I was obsessed with this show in high school omg. But as soon as you called ms. Grundy america's favorite groomer, I was like "Colleen Ballinger?"
The fact that I had a Riverdale fan account when I was eleven and now I am a legal adult is insane ... loved this throwback
I appreciate the chapter titles as an added layer to really add to the hingeless behavior exhibited in this recap.
honestly thank you
I’d completely forgotten this but the bit about Betty inviting Archie to go to the dance with her AND Veronica just reminded me that my friend kinda did this at our high school prom (convinced the guy she liked and our other friend, who he originally asked, to go with her in a trio)
Friend #1 and that guy are now married and expecting a baby, so I guess it’s not always a bad idea 🤷🏻♀️
Anyway, love this so far, thank you for doing the lord’s work 🙏
i love a high school polycule
1. Do what you want on your channel. I’m here for your take on things, whether they’re book videos or whatever!
2. IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS. RIVERDALE IS A FEVER DREAM AND I LOVE IT.
thank you so much!
I need part 2! You keep me intrigued in this insane shows plot
YESSSSSS seeing so many of my fave commentary-type TH-camrs dabbling in epic Mike & Jenny inspired recap/deep dives BRINGS ME SO MUCH FUCKING JOY!!
they are the blueprint
considering i stopped watching after season 1 finale in high school this should catch me up wonderfully. thanks carley. also jughead randomly bursting into song during an argument in the musical episode is everythingggg. comedy gold
edit: it's literally been so long that i forgot i actually watched until the end of s2 i believe. my god
the musical episodes are god tier
The fact that these students are supposed to be 15 in the first episode just tells me everything I need to know about this show
tv shows love to have a 35 year old play a 15 year old
@@uncarley truee
obsessed with the sudden appearance of a sailor's hat and a Come From Away mention in the middle of it all
This an absolute chaotic masterpiece and I adore it so much
omg thank you
I loved season 1!! I think it’s the best season. When you finished talking about season 1 I was legit scared the video was gonna end, I’m so glad you did s 1&2! I will deff be excited to see more of this. Had some good laughs at your commentary of it.
!!! season one goes HARD!
I listen to your videos at night, you make taking care of my toddler a little bit more bearable and I feel less alone 🤭 thank you for posting, going to sleep with my headphones on so probably I will restart few times 😅
this is so lovely! thank you so much for watching and sharing!!
TH-cam asked me if this was a good recommendation for me and why - i clicked the useful option. we all need a 1.5 hr riverdale recap bestie
omg happy youre here!
Babe, new uncarley 1½h deep dive video dropped!! I genuinely gasped out loud when I saw the notification!! I love, love, LOVE when you cover pop culture monents, it's so entertaining hehe
omg thank you for all of this
A hero for doing this work! Also obsessed with the screen giving Carley some Phantom of the Opera realness when it's half on half off her face
i know i look like a villian
I will never get over the fact that they introduced Josie as one of the main characters and then proceeded to give her like .5 seconds of airtime, she was there for multiple seasons and new characters were introduced that all became more relevant to the main plot than her and then she got written out for some spin off in which she wouldn’t even have been the protagonist. Wild.
Yass! I 've been wanting a Mike's Mic -style series for Riverdale! Thank you for delivering!
I’m actually in love with the projector, there just a vibe that it brings….
omg thank you
THIS👏🏼IS👏🏼EVERYTHING👏🏼!!! Mike’s Mic is an icon, his a legend! This is going to be so FARKING messy….I can’t wait 😂😂
I LOVE HIM
this is the quality content we dont deserve but desperately need
Omg I have been dying to watch a break down of riverdale, I’m so happy it’s you doing it!!! Your side note’s literally crack me up
you are so brave for posting this and i am so grateful
i am the troops
I cannot understate how much I love these types of videos YES tell me in a multi hour video the most unhinged batshit television drama to occur
Never seen Riverdale but I will be on the edge of my seat for part two
hahahaha yesss
GIRLY POP YOU KNEW IT HAD TO BE DONE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE SACRIFICE 🙌🏽🙌🏽
okay YES im about a season and a half away from being able to watch your PLL video so the fact you’re doing a mike’s mic style recap of this is great
every time you upload the next part i start from the beginning all over again bcz i need to be IMMERSED
sounds like torture
yessssss Culture Class with Carley is in SESSION 👩⚖️
you WILL be tested so take notes
Wow carley as i huge riverdale fan that final season made me go trough a rolercoaster. The way tabitha retuturned and gave everyone there memories back. Betty as an 86 year old women and her grand duaghter driving her to riverdale one last time made me cry before she died. How everyone dies at the end....🥲
LITERALLY WILD recapping the first season and knowing where the final season goes! RIP brad raybury
LITERALLY have been looking everywhere online for a full synopsis and couldn’t find anything past season 3.
I settled on having to watch it all myself. I resigned myself to it. But with this????? You’ve saved me
oh i am happy to HELP
I found this channel about a week ago and I literally can not believe Its never been recommended before now. I absolutely binge-watch unashamedly
Carley damning her eternal soul for us again is so noble
happy to sacrifice my sanity
so glad you made this cuz I will never watch that show but I’m always interested by the discussion, so yea thanks QUEEN
happy to help!
wow, adding Jason Blossom to my weirdly long list of fictional children named Jason who die (alongside Jasons Todd, Dean, Grace, Mars, and Voorhees)
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED SEEING THIS VIDEO TITLE MADE ME!!!! I’ve been binge watching riverdale with my girlfriend and this entire time we’ve been like someone needs to do a recap this shit is craaazy it’s so camp I love it 😭😭😭 you rly are a hero for putting yourself through this 🫡
The Jughead U of I storyline always had me cackling. It's spoken about like such a prestigious thing and when we see him at Iowa, it's a beautiful dorm building if I remember. I grew up 30 minutes away and have been there quite often. It's a huge drinking school with modern dorm buildings and is basically just a school based on hype 😂
As an Iowa State alumni im here for this Iowa slander. Not that Iowa state is much better tho.
I haven’t watched the video yet, but I hope you do all seasons!! This is amazing!!!!
As soon as I saw this video dropped I sent it to two of my bad teen drama-loving friends and made myself comfortable cuz I knew this was going to be good. I only watched the first season and it’s wild to me just how quickly it went off the rails 😂
YESSS
I watched the majority of Riverdale while high off my ass recovering from a surgery, which I though made it more surreal - but no, apparently it's just like that and medical grade painkillers changed nothing
The "publish hit piece on Alice" plotpoint is so funny because you learn oh yeah Alice hates the serpents but when she was young she was in them and got arrested" but if anything thats just her reason for hating them. Like she could just be like "yeah i was young and dumb, got arrested, and realized i hated them"
I cant believe Cheryl was banned from giving a eulogy at her brother's wedding!
I've been waiting for someone to break down Riverdale and you're the perfect person to do it honestly. Can't wait to dive into this vid!
omg thank you!
Not even five minutes in and I'm already learning previously inconceiveable facts about the Riverdale universe such as there being an extra season in the calendar year
Sooooo I've waited 3 months to watch this in hopes of binging multiple parts... I KNOW THIS HAS TO TAKE FOREVER, but please make more of these ❤
Back here to binge through them all for the new one 🙏
I've read some of the old Betty and Veronica comics and their whole rivalry over Archie's affections is kind of amazing. like they're actually good friends and even though their love rivalry gets heated it's like, a game to them. whenever archie shows the slightest interest in a girl that isn't either of them they'll immediately join forces to get her out of the picture
I'm watching your recap of the first season and knowing all the nonsense that will happen in the next seasons, I literally can't believe THAT was the original plot
This is the high concept art I log on to the internet for
thank u
The way I quite literally screamed when I heard you say that Molly Ringwald played Archie's mom...she's so iconic tho omg I love herrr