explaining the entire plot of riverdale so you dont have to watch it
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00:00 - here’s what you missed on glee
05:14 - season five
42:30 - season six
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girl we know you went through the 500 stages of grief from that thumbnail aloneeee
Helllllllllp 😭😭😭😭😭
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She’s honestly so brave
petition to give carley a nobel peace prize for this series 🫡
Maybe a Nobel Prize in anthropology or sociology…? 😂
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"So she did what anybody would do and performed Toxic at a shareholders meeting" girl please i need to breathe
The way when this episode first came out and I knew Veronica was going to do a musical number and that she’d just gotten her Black Widow powers I was literally texting my friend while watching being like “I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE DOES TOXIC I’M GOING TO LOSE MY GODDAMN MIND”
@@AxelBain Lmao this is hilarious - turns out you also got superpowers (only it was telepathy and limited to the Riverdale writers). Still, _amazing_ media instincts right there. As a Lit major and cliché bullsh*t enthusiast I fear and admire your strength. :D
It truly is a blessing every time Jason’s dead body comes back and Cheryll goes through another cult leader/magic powers arc.
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@@ville__ you should honestly be serving time dude
Explaining Riverdale is like explaining a dream you had during a fever to someone
npc ahhh comment
"She has a... what's the word, like, caramelized? That's wrong. Fossilized. Caramelized is like onions, fossilized is like a body. She has a fossilized alien corpse that fell into a vat of maple syrup just kicking around the house." AN ALIEN CORPSE--and it would be caramelized from the maple syrup I--
That thumbnail is giving Carley’s two thousand yard stare. Those eyes are haunted with horrors that I truly cannot imagine as someone who has never seen riverdale.
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The season with the time loop and alternative realities and the bomb tearing a whole in the space time continuum is ironically the most comic book plot line of the entire show
People were shitting on Riverdale then but I was LIVING. Jughead has a whole ass statue commissioned of Archie for a fight he lost? Check. Betty’s serial killer gene gets cleansed from her after her resurrected sister washes her feet once? Check. Immortal gay baby? CHECK.
@@AxelBainBABY ANTHONY IS GAY?? unless i missed it is a crime for carley to not have mentioned that during pride month
Me zoning out for less than a minute at work and being fully bamboozled as to how we got to the current plot point
That was me every morning on tumblr after I hadn’t watched the latest Riverdale episode. I would be like “Nick Scratch possessed Jughead and now they’re all witches and Polly and Jason are alive again?”
Paying full attention doesn’t make it any less confusing tbh
I zoned out and she said they gave devil a drink made from virgin mary’s blood😭😭
I mean it so genuinely and seriously when I say seasons 5 and 6 are PEAK television and nothing will ever top it. I think about Jughead falling into a sinkhole in New York City and getting rabies every single day. The episode where Abigail Blossom has a doomed lesbian relationship with Toni’s ancestor?? Perfection. The Jughead Paradox should have an Emmy
“I became…the servant to the rat king”
love LOVE how the plot point "main villain sends biblical plagues on the town" is explored in one sentence bc we have more important things to worry about
The pink paper crown is everything, Carley truly is the people’s princess 👑
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@@ville__hey, uh…what the fuck?
This account is in so many creators’ comments saying shit like that and I’ve reported it so many times and TH-cam doesn’t do shit
The absolute chance of me opening TH-cam looking for something to watch before I have to leave the house in 90 minutes… thank you so much for this
I have never watched an episode of Riverdale, and I have zero interest in watching. But for a reason I cannot explain, I remain seated for these Riverdale videos every time.
lmao you don't even know how awesome Archie's war sequences are though. Sergeant Archie and his pals are all kitted out in World War II gear and weapons, but the sound effects are all automatic rifles, and they talk about helicopters showing up. It's World War Riverdale and I love it.
It also returns to trench warfare, which was unanimously decided by all powers Never To Do Again. Which implies that World War I never happened in Riverdale (though WWII did, because Archie sees the ghosts of soldiers while singing a Green Day song at graduation).
@@AxelBainI’m absolutely screaming about this oh my goddd
this video and the bear season 3 releasing on the same day calmed the 2 beasts inside me.
“Thank you Carley” we all say in unison
Carley I got fired yesterday so I’m rotting at home today and I just need you to know that I needed this today. So thank you for your suffering
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Something BETTER is ahead. I am also having a sh*t day, and this Riverdale fever dream is distracting me. Keep your head up.
I love how you kept saying “are you following?” as if any of this makes sense
50:40 I was so distracted by the fact that the devil could be related to Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls that i didn't even realize his name was a play on Lucifer.
i am an unironic riverdalehead and carley your vids are SUCH a delight because you talk about the show in such a refreshing way compared to all the react youtubers who are like "rivderdale is sooo cringe" whereas you (and the fans) are like "riverdale is sooo cringe... and slay!!!"
It’s a truly magical show
the way i just had to stop and rewind every two minutes when you were explaining season six because i couldn't comprehend anything at all. what the hell even was this you are A WARRIOR
“I look like a melted Lilly rose depp” HELP 😭😭
oh my god you actually did it. your willpower is unmatched to me carley thank you for your service.
As a person who was in the jrotc/rotc program I am laughing at your perfect description of it. “It’s class about army and you go into army”😂
One of my favourite plot points was them soft launching Kevin leaving the show to pursue his Broadway dreams and then a few episodes later he’d show up back in Riverdale and it would never be mentioned again until the next time he would try to move to New York so it was just a Groundhog Day of Kevin pursuing his acting dreams only to fail and respawn in Riverdale like a video game character.
There’s this whole theory on tumblr that Jughead is just controlling the narrative and is vindictive as hell (which is pretty much true at this point because of the whole Jughead Paradox episode ending) so according to this theory it’s just Jughead wanting to write Kevin off but also not having the interest in pursuing a New York storyline because Jughead hates musicals so he keeps forgetting he wrote Kevin off.
To be fair, the Jughead who can control reality can only control the reality within the Rivervale pocket universe, so far as we know. Given what we learn about how reality works in season 7, I think we have to conclude it's angels that hate musicals and don't want Kevin to succeed, which is why his career can't take off until Tabith takes over angel duties for the town!
i hate it when an alien gets stuck in one of my maple syrup vats
omg that just happened to me yesterday...
As someone who's never seen a single episode of Riverdale:
I have watched all of your analysis videos. I refuse to believe those videos cover only one show. Feels like at least three shows.
"Are you paying attention?" girl I am TRYING but omg
i can finally breathe now that i know the entire plot of riverdale without watching it
the Jughead as Riverdale's own Caroline Calloway analogy is SPOT ON and PERFECT and I LOVE IT
this is my actual fav series you've ever done no one else who talks about riverdale on yt UNDERSTANDS it's theeeeee show of all time and you give it the respect it DESERVES!!
i hear the last season of riverdale messes with the entire universe, which includes both PLL shows. to the point where *spoiler alert*
the new one shouldn’t exist 😂😅
Is this a reference to “my cousin Kevin from Riverdale is gay” from PLL original sin because if so hello fellow Riverdale tumblr fan!!!
@@AxelBain i’ve never actually seen riverdale. i just watched friendly space ninja’s video on it and he mentioned something that happened in season 7 that makes the entire universe not possible 😂
I have been playing this video in the background and spacing out and just heard about magic superpowers and Jason getting resurrected?? What
“kevin i better see you on moulin rouge” i did see gay kevin on moulin rouge
the way im clearing all my afternoon plans to be seated and taking notes like a seminar
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@@hanipierce5710 yessir!!! archies job is Army, cheryl is a lesbian witch and toni and fangz are coparenting. truly who could ask for anything more
1:25:25 everything in this video is unhinged but this part right here broke me, I have been laughing for an hour at both what Carley says and her face, like if there is a moment that most reflects being at the LIMIT of sanity omg 😂
same, I keep rewinding it 😂😂😂
Carley is truly the hero we don't deserve, sacrificing her sanity to feed us content
this video and the bear season 3 releasing on the same day calmed the 2 beasts inside me
55:25 I genuinely think the double reggies bit is the funniest/smartest joke the show has ever made and I love it so much
The rivervale episodes are some of my favourites in general, pure insanity
Passive series-bingeing >>>> Passive smoking.
Nothing can beat this high😅😂
Thankyou Carley to keep your sanity at stake for entertaining us❤
im getting married today and it’s forecast to rain i needed a chunky video to put on in the background while i’m getting ready to calm my nerves and carley came through as always🙏🏻 i want to engage exactly 0% of my brain for the next 1:33hrs
It's the way i've watched all these videos multiple times and yet still barely understand the plot 😭
STOP. THIS IS THE DREAM CROSSOVER. love love love.
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation ❌
FBI - Femme Bureau of Investigation ✅
The whole “it’s class about army and you go into army” is giving Arrested Development vibes and I’m here for it 😂
buster bluth
You are such a funny person, I am in awe of your ability to make anything sound hilarious girl. Please Never stop making videos on these random topics!!
Dude I'm having such a bad day and then this popped up in my subscriptions! Depression? Cured. Pores? Cleared. Crops? Watered.
I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED PART 2 OF YOUR RIVERDALE RECAP like whuuuut
I’ve never seen a single episode of Riverdale but this is the second time I’ve watched a multi-hour recap of it
Ready for watching Carley's brain melting trying to explain riverdale
That thousand yard stare with the pink runescape party hat 💀
I am not ready for this...
I actually watched the first two seasons unironically because I was twelve 🏃♀️➡️
and then last year I only watched season 7 with friends and was CONFUSED
season 5 is SO WILD, but pales in comparison to the final 2 soooo
I knew nothing about Riverdale going into this series and I feel like I am more confused now.
“If you’re looking for answers, you’re in the wrong show.” Sums this up perfectly! R.I.P Carley’s sanity 😂😂😂
I’m so blessed to have just opened TH-cam and seen this immediately 😭 I only watched seasons 1-4 years ago and recently my dad started watching season 1 and had SEVERAL questions for me so over the weekend I watched your parts 1&2 and was expecting to have to wait much longer for this! After those I watched few recaps of seasons 5-7 and decided to never watch those lol but those recaps were simply not the same as yours. Thank you for your service
what's great about the trash bag killer is the acronym is TBK, which is the same as the toy box killer, who was extremely prolific & did in fact find his victims on highways
I’ve been waiting for this LETS GO
i’m saving this vid for later but i wanted to thank u (or blame u lmao) for getting me into riverdale again, i used to binge watch it w one of my high school best friend, but we lost contact and i stopped at season 3, now i’m finishing 4 and although it’s not the same this show is so crazy, campy, absurd that i’m loving every bit and it’s the only thing that distracts me from the hard time i’m having lately, can’t wait to watch this whole recap too i love love love these vids, and i can’t imagine the amount of work to make them!! xoxo from italy
Oh thank god you posted. I needed something to listen to while I played solitaire on my phone for one hour and thirty three minutes!
i watched part two of this series while visiting my parents and my dad has been asking me ever since if there has been a part three. thank you carley for rescuing my middle aged father from never knowing the end of riverdale, a show he has never watched 🙏🙏🙏
"forge me now!" BROKE me... i was listening quietly up to that point but now i can't stop laughing. im beyond my limit
This is exactly what I needed to wind down from work on the 2 hour bus journey home.
Thank u Carley!!
the way I stumbled into Part 1 and 2 of this series last night just in time for part 3 to drop today 🤭 this is my crack
OMG your timing is impeccable. I just suffered through all 7 seasons and was looking for a revieww xx
I watched this entire series and still watched these videos and they clarified some plot points for me that I never understood or knew if they got resolved so thank you so much. That being said your pronunciation of talisman had me absolutely cracking up
Thank you for your service 🙏🏼 I was a Riverdale die hard and just could not finish the last season, so I will be patient for you to help me close this chapter of my life
THANK YOU FOR THIS. IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
we needed this
crying... love your channel so much😭😭😭
The way I was rewatching your videos as this was posted!!
you posted this as i was rewatching ur previous riverdale recaps. thank you for your service 🫡
I just finished part 2 last weekend. Carley’s timing is impeccable!
no bc i watched the first recapping riverdale video, and realized “maybe i should try watching it again”. so i did and i loved it??? it was so camp and funny and endlessly entertaining. AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS
U GET IT! like it’s entertainment gold
The respect I have for you. For not only sitting through this show, but explaining this, so that I could follow it. Amazing job!
Every time I watch an instalment in this series, I get the most disturbing headache
was just watching your old vids and your voice/cadence has changed so much! we love an influencer voice
thanks for the analysis, loved your crown in this!
I have been WAITING for this to drop thank you so much carley I adore you you queen
i stopped watching riverdale at the start of season 5 and have only seen snippets on twitter but i've been in disbelief for the past hour and a half like someone actually came up with this???
I just watched your other two parts yesterday. Absolute impeccable timing on my end 🙂↕️ also I’m sending you good vibes cause I know you struggled hard core making this 😭😫
OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE CARLEY THANK YOU FOR YOUE SERVICE
I’ve been WAITING for this one 💥💥
I’m looking forward to this! Thanks for your service!
I love the trim on your top! Your style is always so cool!!!
The dedicationnnnnnnnnn I love thisssss
I've been waiting for this. I usually go through my subscriptions from the oldest. Definitely made an exception for this.
I was literally just rewatching your other two Riverdale recaps for the third time like seriously your timing couldn't have been more perfect !!!!
the way i just binged the first two yesterday out of pure boredom, carley tysm
YES! YES!! I love long form content so I actually rewatch your previous videos for fun
carley you hath prevailed! also my high brain got really invested in this video so i’m thanking you girlie so kudos for saying that mama, for spilling
YESSS i have been waiting
Killing it with a 90 min video, once again.
needed this rn
CARLEY I LOVE U FOR THIS THANKS QUEEN
THANK YOU QUEEN I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS 😍
i had like 5 moments where i wanted to write a comment bc the plot is so insane but it was so insane i just couldn't put it into words... thank you for melting your brain for us lmao
also one time when you said archie would be killed i was like wait archie was alive again??? i think that describes the experience pretty well
THANK YOU! Queen came back with the real content! Thank you for your services 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I've been waiting for this one thanks bestie xx