Factorio: Big Bertha

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  • @6k911Channel
    @6k911Channel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3739

    When the train stopped moving: "Everything the light touches , is our kingdom.

    • @6k911Channel
      @6k911Channel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks!

    • @ZxCrono
      @ZxCrono 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      underrated comment
      xD

    • @6k911Channel
      @6k911Channel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @James Eddleman that too

    • @astrolo8837
      @astrolo8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Eddleman it’s theirs too

    • @ding1466
      @ding1466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Everything the muzzle flash touches, is our kingdom"

  • @SpetsnazZealot
    @SpetsnazZealot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4147

    *The Fat Controller laughed* "The only good bug is a dead bug."

    • @nerfinator03
      @nerfinator03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Holy shit hahahahahahaha

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bug Slayer.

    • @swissphillyd
      @swissphillyd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      We can ill afford another Klendathu

    • @bsfilmsinc
      @bsfilmsinc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      best comment on youtube

    • @MrSupasonics
      @MrSupasonics 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Supreme commander fat boy?

  • @ICELAG3
    @ICELAG3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8267

    Long ago the bug's lived in peace and harmony, But everything changed when the railroad man attacked.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      Bob the builder's revenge.

    • @Squee7e
      @Squee7e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      JonatasMonte more like genocide of the rail road man

    • @javyz6197
      @javyz6197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      (ocean man music plays while credits roll) railroad man
      railroad man, take me by the hand

    • @accountforplay9596
      @accountforplay9596 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop him, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and it's a total annihilation....

    • @DogeCharger
      @DogeCharger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fat conductor

  • @Jolly123123123
    @Jolly123123123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1172

    Thomas the Dread Engine: "Toot toot! I am become death! The destroyer of worlds!" Said Thomas.

    • @seraphendipity
      @seraphendipity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jolly123123123 darkness envelops me

    • @xxteinsxx
      @xxteinsxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thomas music theme intensifies*

    • @TurboPepsi
      @TurboPepsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have become

    • @cyberpleb2472
      @cyberpleb2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TurboPepsi Nope. This is a line of Hindu scripture that was famously quoted by Robert Oppenheimer, the father of the atomic bomb. Although the grammar is clunky, this is an accurate quote... apart from the "toot toot", of course. ;)

    • @TurboPepsi
      @TurboPepsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cyberpleb2472 Yes, good quote but clunky grammar ;)

  • @MrZazzles94
    @MrZazzles94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    "Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl."
    - Frederick II of Prussia

    • @clintonholenstein9348
      @clintonholenstein9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Historically speaking, also responsible for 80% of all casualties on the battle field.

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@clintonholenstein9348 historicaly speaking, it was good and needed very specific counters, with devastating efects when well used

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Artillery's main purpose is not casualties, but to force the enemy to hunker down. They cant move, and the effect on morale is devastating. Many WW2 vets have said that artillery was the worst thing about war. Deafening explosions, dirt, wood and shrapnel flying everywhere, trees exploding and all you could do is huddle in your little pothole and hope for the best.
      And the bombardments last for a long time too. Hours and into days at a time.

    • @anzacwashington7050
      @anzacwashington7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@rykehuss3435 That's late artillery doctrine. By around WWI artillery was like that. But gunpowder artillery began life as a weapon chiefly for causing large numbers of casualties at great range, and for causing serious structural damage. Artillery was used all the time in the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries for annihilating enemy formations, especially cavalry, who were taller targets, and more vulnerable to large missiles. The days of week long barrages and guns of ranges of more than ten miles came very late in the lifetime of battlefield artillery, and while it did change the way the weapon worked, it hasn't completely changed its purpose or image.

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He wouldn't have said that if he'd lived through ww1

  • @mrfisher1072
    @mrfisher1072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    Trains check
    Large artillery guns check
    Over complicated check
    Not cost-effective check
    Needs a superstructure to use check
    Truly a machine worthy of the name bertha.

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Truly a Factorio creation, too.

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This sounds familiar...

    • @anxietydisorders5917
      @anxietydisorders5917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aaaah sound like old good time

    • @MrOwl1985
      @MrOwl1985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sounds like everything factorio stands for

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mr Fisher if warfare was dependent upon which side was the most cost effective we would still be using rocks and wooden spears, it's about which side fights the most efficiently and what could be more efficient than blasting the enemy to kingdom come with sustained and accurate artillery

  • @peterisbb
    @peterisbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Not only is this train stupidly long, not only did you have to build a snake game of a track to effectively use this thing, not only did it kill every bug colony within a 100 km radius, but you used hundreds of artillery shells to scout the map. Who needs satellites when you have HE

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    And suddenly, the game is like an unholy child of Supreme Commander and Railroad Tycoon...

    • @Blayze
      @Blayze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Tycoon Commander!

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Supreme Railroad Commander: I Think I Can

    • @marrygrim199
      @marrygrim199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Supreme Commander: Forged Rails

    • @threndor3743
      @threndor3743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or: '...I think I will'

  • @codyschulze8011
    @codyschulze8011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3280

    ... are we the baddies?

    • @habe1717
      @habe1717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      You just realized?

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      no
      evidently the xenos are suffering in their existence, we just put them out of their misery

    • @ethrilswifthawk3769
      @ethrilswifthawk3769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Well our hats 'ave skulls on em...

    • @theinquiryplease4404
      @theinquiryplease4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Allies: Your hats have skulls on them
      Also Allies: *Hold my firebombs, Desden*

    • @ethrilswifthawk3769
      @ethrilswifthawk3769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theinquiryplease4404 Oh Neptune

  • @LexMc0606
    @LexMc0606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    And this, my children, is what happens when a man goes absolutely mad with power and resources around him and decides to fulfill the raging fire inside of him that points towards the alien species.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LexMc0606 sounds like how the imperium of man got started

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Kind of, if you read between the lines a bit...

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LexMc0606 I would but I don't want the inquisition to suspect me of heresy and...pay me a visit

  • @benleese4828
    @benleese4828 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2611

    this week on hitler's secret weapons.

    • @arie1899
      @arie1899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Was inspired by Heavy Gustaf

    • @thetruthx2154
      @thetruthx2154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@arie1899 * Gustav

    • @matsimoto3541
      @matsimoto3541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Big Bertha (or "Dicke Bertha" in german) was the nickname of some artilleries in world war I.

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      matsimoto Yeah, the german heavy artillery is almost its own subculture

    • @CelticAngloPress2nd
      @CelticAngloPress2nd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Icetea-2000 archive.org/details/HitlersWar-WhatTheHistoriansNeglectToMentiontestVersion

  • @kerbodynamicx472
    @kerbodynamicx472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    As a Stellaris player, I’m so used to commit genocide from the safety of orbit, obliterating planets without ever caring what the last moments on those unfortunate planets were like. Thank you, for presenting this magnificent firework, and serving the bugs a genocide they will never forget.

  • @proxy1035
    @proxy1035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    the train coming in alone was beautiful

    • @darkideas2088
      @darkideas2088 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Super Suchti and that is what she also said

  • @NickCombs
    @NickCombs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1820

    The map reveal just gave up for a while there lol.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      yes, I think we can agree that when your biter extermination is faster than map update speed, you are overdoing things

    • @MadsKjerulff
      @MadsKjerulff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      you mean doing things correctly

    • @joshthompson8478
      @joshthompson8478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Game:
      YOU'RE MODDING I'M NOT GOING TO TRY EITHER.

    • @MaakaSakuranbo
      @MaakaSakuranbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +josh thompson:
      but no mods :

    • @javyz6197
      @javyz6197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Josh Thompson look in the description

  • @mixis1931
    @mixis1931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    "I have become Death, destroyer of bugs."

    • @rngrtt3689
      @rngrtt3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Now, we are all sons of bitches"
      - One biggass artillery wagon, maybe.

    • @michaelofminsk8951
      @michaelofminsk8951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "We are not bugs, we are features, stop damaging us, a railroad skinbag!" - they tried to say but were killed fast

  • @Checkmate54321
    @Checkmate54321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "How can you kill innocent women and children biters?"
    "Easy, you just don't lead them so much! Aint war hell?!!"

  • @Scerab
    @Scerab 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    What did I just witness? I’m still struggling to kill medium worms with a machine gun. I had no idea the player was capable of this level of offensive destruction.

    • @rngrtt3689
      @rngrtt3689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He is. And more importantly, you can automatize such destruction.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rngrtt3689 b a s e d

    • @aurunemaru
      @aurunemaru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Spidertron has joined the chat

    • @jurajsintaj6644
      @jurajsintaj6644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can use cars for to run around ebiter basesz shoot at biters, and use lots of grenades for spawner removal

    • @BuenoSama-xk7re
      @BuenoSama-xk7re ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can also research spidertron and nuclear power to make a portable ICBM able to launch nuclear bombs

  • @RyanWagnerAndrew
    @RyanWagnerAndrew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Watching all those slide into place was euphoric

  • @DIY_Miracle
    @DIY_Miracle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Still can't figure out if you ran out of enemies or shells.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yes

    • @yeetskeet1581
      @yeetskeet1581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      it was enemies,,,.,, i think Bertha can only directly attack nests and in the ending, we saw there weren't any more nests (large red blobs) in the range

    • @FirstEcho
      @FirstEcho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I know this is late, but if you watch the end, you can see that when he mouses over the wagons, most of them have 70-80 shells left. That means they fired only about a quarter of their load.

    • @DIY_Miracle
      @DIY_Miracle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@FirstEcho That's amazing.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's how you know you're fighting well.

  • @thinminty5392
    @thinminty5392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    *PORTABLE EXTERMINATUS*

    • @vardamirithor6590
      @vardamirithor6590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The Emperor protects!

    • @GHKiwi
      @GHKiwi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sometimes he attacc tho...

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      so FUCKING true

    • @jit_rs
      @jit_rs 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rip Zergs. (Starcraft 2)

    • @jobeelms4694
      @jobeelms4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      PURGE THE HERITICS IN HOLY FIRE BROTHER, IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.

  • @liquidminds
    @liquidminds 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I do not even attempt to claim that I understand how that rail-spiral is working. well done.

    • @Blayze
      @Blayze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's simple. Draw a spiral, then in the middle turn it around and draw another spiral going back out through the gap the first spiral made.

    • @KinekaiNHFan
      @KinekaiNHFan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rewatch on .25 speed. You'll see how it fits in. It goes like one rail then jumps one and then one more and on the loop back it goes through those empty gaps and stops at the bottom.

    • @KayMonS1
      @KayMonS1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's what she said.

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instead of making a tight spiral going in, you leave a gap for the outgoing spiral

    • @thefancyghost2891
      @thefancyghost2891 ปีที่แล้ว

      it go round

  • @mpmmuirhead
    @mpmmuirhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1963

    I thought that my girlfriend was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. I see now that I was wrong.

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      my girfriend would understand ...

    • @mpmmuirhead
      @mpmmuirhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      thePhuntastics especially since she plays this game with me

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      mine too :D

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      usually.... u know there are people out there that get along . we take life easy. we dont get mad about each other because of words .

    • @mpmmuirhead
      @mpmmuirhead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      thePhuntastics it's true. I showed her the comment and the video. She both laughed and thought the video was cool

  • @xethaios
    @xethaios ปีที่แล้ว +8

    man this is old enough that it still uses the old laser turret and artillery sound effects. what a legend

  • @blyatwork9902
    @blyatwork9902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This video convinced me to get this game. I now got it, great game.

  • @nathantron
    @nathantron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I'm crying. Also, how have the biters not destroyed their planet already with the feeding of their population....

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      they are cannibals

    • @translatedbird1162
      @translatedbird1162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      They feed on your UPS :^)

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      You can keep meat eating meat. How can the population be so big if they're eating each other?

    • @vocalsforever
      @vocalsforever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well u got think before we arrived they were all tiny it's our pollution that triggered the rapid growth response until all pollution is destroyed. Then there little again.

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Somewhere i saw a calculation that if biters reproduced as quickly in the game as in real life- their planet would be a fireball after a few months from the friction necessary just to pump blood through their veins.

  • @NochEinKamel
    @NochEinKamel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Who needs radars anyways? :D

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You need one per artillery shell

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a *ballistic radar*

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *artillery-powered map*

  • @TheSkypetube
    @TheSkypetube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Let me guess, your home?"
    "It was and it was beautiful"

  • @sempermilites87
    @sempermilites87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    *Train begins to slow down at Fire Base*
    "Bravo 6, this is Warhammer. Standing by. Call the shots."
    "Warhammer. Fire mission, danger close. Enemy bugs and infrastructure in the open 300 meters from the perimeter. All contacts are hostile. Repeat, all contacts are hostile. Fire when ready."
    "Roger Bravo 6, target mission confirmed. Commencing fire."

    • @kristianburger6329
      @kristianburger6329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sir, we fired everything, we are out of ammunition and the enemy is charging at our base!
      Please send supplies and reinforcements to Delta 9!

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kristianburger6329 Fix bayonets.

  • @ussliberty109
    @ussliberty109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Percy turned to Thomas with a grimace. "It wasn't the orders I carried out that haunt me," he whistled, "it was the things I wasn't ordered to to do."

  • @jaden_korr4122
    @jaden_korr4122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    (My reaction as I watch the video)
    (Video starts)
    Huh, that's an interesting track layout I wonder what that's for.
    Ah, here comes the train now.
    I...wow that's a long train.
    Oh, it looks cool just looping around like that.
    What's the purpose of this? It can't unload stuff like that.
    Maybe it just looks cool.
    Now that I think about it those wagons look pretty weird. Is the overlay on to show what's in them?
    Hm...I don't know.
    Oh hey the train's stopping.
    I guess that's the reason for the video name, the train being so long and all.
    (Artillery wagons start firing)
    Anyways I.............
    what? what? What? WHAT? WHAT!?!?
    The train is...the wagons they're...
    THE TRAIN IS MADE OF GUNS!?!?
    This is...wow I mean...WHAT!?!?
    OH...WOW...That is the most...beautiful and terrifying thing I've ever seen...
    I need to launch Factorio again...
    Things have changed and THEY'RE AMAZING!!!

    • @Spagghetii
      @Spagghetii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Big Bertha was the artillery for one of the factions in Total Annihilation, it was very satisfying but not as much as this!

    • @melanch0lycat5393
      @melanch0lycat5393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Nope, big bertha was a giant artillery weapon developed by the germans in WW1

    • @krux02
      @krux02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You are both right. Big Bertha was the artillery from the ARM side in Total Annihilation and an artillery weapon in WW1. But the weapon was never officially called that way. It was just a nickname from british people for that Weapon, also referring to the fat daughter in the Krupp familiy who made that Gun. But that weapon was never a railroad cannon, unlike Schwerer Gustav. That's a huge Gun.

    • @AnoNymous-ie3wc
      @AnoNymous-ie3wc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jaden_Korr same reaction here xD

    • @copperboltwire320
      @copperboltwire320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Though, never as devastating as the revolver like monster cannon, the Father to Big Bertha, forgot it's name. That thing, when it started to shoot, would need atleast 20+ Nuclear reactors just to allow it to shoot without much drag... Or it would be slow or empty ALL energy reserves nearly instantly...
      EDIT: "Vulcan" The cannon i was talking about was the "Vulcan" takes up 30 nuclear reactors to keep it going steady, for just ONE Vulcan cannon. But it's super darn devastating too...

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I thought "oh that was cool way of making a train track" and then when i saw it was all artillery wagons, I actually yelled "OH NO" out loud. I actually felt bad for the bugs

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    On the battlefield, there is only one god. His name is Artillery. He is a cruel and vengeful god, and he knows nothing of mercy.

  • @pseudo_goose
    @pseudo_goose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've heard about how "the factory must grow", but this has taken it to a whole new level for me. You'd need a megafactory just to make enough artillery shells to run that.

  • @bakersbread104
    @bakersbread104 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    holy shit. Yeah those bugs have probably never seen a man before but now their new god Big Bertha is raining hell upon their families and ending their puny existence on a whim and a youtube video.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This game needs a kamikaze train that can derail and decimate biters in a given direction

    • @Kaitn13
      @Kaitn13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexsiemers7898 Hmm.. that kind of seems like a waste of steel and metal?
      Besides, you have the Tank for that, even if it takes longer to research.

  • @Smile_Inside_Facts
    @Smile_Inside_Facts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This is the best "ad" ever ... Everyone now want to play Factorio again! :) :D

  • @Croak80
    @Croak80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I was dumb enough to think Nukes were endgame. Never have I been so wrong.

    • @Molb0rg
      @Molb0rg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah, nukes in the past, if they nerf that, I would not upgrade )))
      finaly it is possible to clean big chunks remotley.

    • @moseszero3281
      @moseszero3281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      they need nuke artillery.

    • @rogainegaming6924
      @rogainegaming6924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Napalm artillery and nuclear artillery would be amazing if it was in vanilla.

  • @frederickfeitshansv5998
    @frederickfeitshansv5998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    N O T H I N G I S B E Y O N D O U R R E A C H

    • @demonx3779
      @demonx3779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      R0BIT KING, you do it wrong, watch these:
      *N O T H I N G I S B E Y O U N D O U R R E A C H*

    • @danielcook6661
      @danielcook6661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DemonX3 oof

  • @martijnvs
    @martijnvs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    This video needs a 'Ride of the Valkyries' soundtrack.

    • @LordFhalkyn
      @LordFhalkyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe you mean "Klendathu Drop."

  • @smuganimeface6247
    @smuganimeface6247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING

  • @dogerio
    @dogerio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Now i just want to see the Altillery shell production line

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i.imgur.com/0MCLb6k.jpg

    • @dogerio
      @dogerio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Jesus crist thats a lot of factories :) good job tho

  • @user-fk3ju4xt5x
    @user-fk3ju4xt5x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Who would win: a planet full of powerful beetles/one humany boi

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *One Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Boi*

    • @blairm015
      @blairm015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Narrator: The beatles stood no chance, for the nature of man was to destroy anything blocking its path.

  • @Slybby
    @Slybby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    The God Emperor of Mankind would like that. Exterminatus without Orbital Bombardment.

  • @pilotnamealreadytaken6035
    @pilotnamealreadytaken6035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    i love factorio, i havn't played in a while... 6 months plus... This video makes me want to start a new game.!.
    to the OP...
    well doneQ!

  • @rosenvitae
    @rosenvitae 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Didn't realize those were artillery wagons before the train came to a halt. Nor did I realize how similar laughter is to an orgasm, especially a laugh lasting 60 seconds. Well played, sir. I was thoroughly entertained.

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'd know how similar laughter can be to an orgasm if you listened to general Tao. :P
      Or how _anything_ can be similar to an orgasm, really.

  • @Crazy_Diamond_75
    @Crazy_Diamond_75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    Jesus... how long does it take to refill and refuel that monster?

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      Not too long if the ammo is already manufactured. My current production lines will make just over 500 artillery shells per minute. The train has a capacity of 12,800 ammo.

    • @Crazy_Diamond_75
      @Crazy_Diamond_75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Michael Lundgren wow, even with all that ammo production it still takes ~25 minutes to produce enough ammo to fill it. Not too bad considering its size but still... That's epic!

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Well he can manufacture it while the train's off having fun.

    • @kittyinferno
      @kittyinferno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      So 13 minutes and change?

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      25.6 minutes or 1536 seconds to re-manufacture. 3 minutes to unload.
      Something tells me that your manufacturing is to slow.

  • @666louis
    @666louis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Now get the atomic artillery mod and do it again ^^

    • @MrAntiKnowledge
      @MrAntiKnowledge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      + Dyworld, cause the nuke in there is currently bugged and has a blastradius as big as the artillery range :D (some thick walls will protect the train)
      And yes atomic artillery inherits that behaviour.

    • @jakeneylon1853
      @jakeneylon1853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Witness genocide from orbit

    • @Kaitn13
      @Kaitn13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrAntiKnowledge Oh my god seriously? :D
      Thats so messed up!

  • @garvmon7754
    @garvmon7754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That railway spiral entrance at the beginning was hypnotic and glorious. Would also love to see this done with atomic artillery mod.

  • @VeryProfessionalGamer
    @VeryProfessionalGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you.

  • @alejandrobardolaserna2841
    @alejandrobardolaserna2841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine the flamethowers run out of ammo because you miscalculated and they enter and break your entire artillery train, it could mean great loses

  • @alexsiemers7898
    @alexsiemers7898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I was thinking it was overkill, but I didn't realize how many artillery shells you actually needed!

    • @Sinrise
      @Sinrise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Overkill? Welcome to Factorio

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sinrise no, I've known Factorio since 0.11, no need for introducing me to the game.
      To be fair, I've yet to properly use the artillery since 0.16 came out (in a non-cheat save).

    • @yyangcn
      @yyangcn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Overkill is the whole point of this game lol

    • @mikewhitaker2880
      @mikewhitaker2880 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      overkill...theres no such thing as overkill...lol

  • @playwars3037
    @playwars3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That is one hell of a way to secure expansions.

  • @williamthesloth
    @williamthesloth ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every year, I come back to this video just to appreciate the art of it.

  • @LegendaryMercDC
    @LegendaryMercDC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Insects: *angry sounds*
    Mad lad with apocalyptic level mobile artillery: " you talking mad s**t for xenos in purging range "

  • @LinwoodLongstrive
    @LinwoodLongstrive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice and effective! Also a smart way to store a long train. I love it!

  • @KhorneMarine
    @KhorneMarine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The yellows dots moving across the map is giving me Supreme Commander PTSD

  • @JaredJanhsen
    @JaredJanhsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's so...BEAUTFIUL! This is even better when you watch the video without reading the description. You just see the train do the little concentric circle dance and then let the magic happen.

  • @TheDigitalWatcher
    @TheDigitalWatcher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think this is as close as we can get to "nuking it from orbit" in vanilla Factorio.

  • @OneOfGamers
    @OneOfGamers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bugs:
    No! No! You can't just kill milions of us whithout loosing a single HP
    Railman:
    Haha artilery Goes brrrrrr

    • @patrickchapman8583
      @patrickchapman8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does once you get your artillery shooting speed high enough.

  • @YammoYammamoto
    @YammoYammamoto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny concept - but damn... that twitching back-and-forth made it hard on the eyes to watch. :)

  • @i_never_asked_for_an_alias
    @i_never_asked_for_an_alias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Beautiful.
    This oddly reminds me of playing Total Annihilation for hours just to get some Big Berthas up and blasting.

  • @UristBeardhammer
    @UristBeardhammer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I feel a sudden, strange urge to play Supreme Commander again.

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      UristBeardhammer
      Turtle up and trust in your artillery!!!

  • @gilian2587
    @gilian2587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Obi Wan: Don't give in to hate, that leads to the dark side of the force.
    Engineer (mathematical knowledge has scrambled linguistic centers of his brain): Cannot hate that which no threat poses; no sense it would make, hmm?

  • @MrCeeberz
    @MrCeeberz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    that was pretty badass! well done

  • @joylivingwell7092
    @joylivingwell7092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is MAGNIFICENT! Makes me smile every time I watch it. =D

  • @bluetricity6743
    @bluetricity6743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Artillery? More like a radar.

  • @WellWisdom.
    @WellWisdom. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    And thats is why we are alone in the universe...

  • @Binichmoses2
    @Binichmoses2 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a beautiful way to clear an area quickly :D

  • @TNH91
    @TNH91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My God, that is beautiful. That "flower" of shells flying. Hell yeah.

  • @IvailoStoychev
    @IvailoStoychev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This man is single handedly bringing an alien species to extinction as far as 300 kilometers away from the starting point
    Meanwhile I'm struggling on making a submachine gun

  • @cheetored20
    @cheetored20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Please tell me you have a blueprint of the station and track maddness

    • @Vladmir_223
      @Vladmir_223 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i have one, but idk how to put it online

    • @cheetored20
      @cheetored20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anarchy 99 just do a Google doc with the copy option, then post the doc

    • @goose9735
      @goose9735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hell, I'm pretty sure factorioprints.com would be a great place for it too.

  • @mitzycasanova9041
    @mitzycasanova9041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When it started lopping back around I literally jumped cos I was convinced it was gonna crash. The sense of relief after was wonderful.

  • @smitherino137
    @smitherino137 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was waaaay too awesome to watch!

  • @darttito
    @darttito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "So how many artillery thingies should I put on a train? What's the optimal number?"
    "Do like everything else in Factorio and just overkill the crap out of it, it'll be fine"
    "Ok then"

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:00: "I dunno what's out here, but _some_ of it's probably covered in bugs."
    It's weird that artillery shells work as scouts...but it works, I guess.

    • @kajmak64bit76
      @kajmak64bit76 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How else do you think they know where to hit? With radars ofc

  • @markgould7771
    @markgould7771 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant job, great design!

  • @Zirc0nium69
    @Zirc0nium69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen. And it is also the reason why this game is among the best that ever existed.

  • @chillzonegaming2536
    @chillzonegaming2536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    lol can we get a blueprint string for that :D

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/7y2n6h/artillery_train_shooting_biters/dud7a8v/

  • @generalkenobi5173
    @generalkenobi5173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *Now that's alot of damage.*

  • @Shaderon
    @Shaderon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like a sweet symphony of madness. Beautiful...

  • @boywithcrackers3871
    @boywithcrackers3871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Thomas had never seen so much atrocities before.... he now has PTSD"

  • @ChaplinMax
    @ChaplinMax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When you have oil and the Americans turn up.

  • @mynotell
    @mynotell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I don't know the game.
    I don't know what is happening in the video.
    TH-cam recommended it 2am in the morning. Help.

  • @thomasnance6465
    @thomasnance6465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Noiiiiiiiiiice! I had a blueprint that would let me build forward with bots bit by bit and several walls thick with laser turrets. Would use that to push into alien territory. But hey that was years ago, waaaaay cooler toys now! Awesome man I love it

  • @Matter655
    @Matter655 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that is a marvelous engineering feat.

  • @hanli427
    @hanli427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Absolutely awesome, but what happened to the train. A large section of it was destroyed, it happened just after 2m into the video, just as you started manually targeting the perimeter. It doesn't look like the biters and I can't figure out what happened, there wasn't even a message that they were destroyed.

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I believe that was a misfire from the targeting remote.

    • @hanli427
      @hanli427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, that seems like a possibility, but it doesn't seem to make sense either. I've been looking at the segment over and over, and I can't think of anything you did to cause it. Seems more like a bug, that caused a mistargetting, or the shells exploded on being fired maybe? I doubt the devs considered that much artillery being fired at once. Something may have glitched out.

    • @cptn.penguin902
      @cptn.penguin902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've had mis-fires like this as well! And on a much smaller scale (4 artillery wagons). It happened after I did the "binding the map drag key to another button" trick and was firing all over the place, too.

    • @peterbonnema8913
      @peterbonnema8913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Hans Lind Nooo, nooo that can´t be it. they know us long enough by now

  • @Muffineman
    @Muffineman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I think you just showed people who play peaceful how to clear a map properly

  • @copperboltwire320
    @copperboltwire320 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay then, that i gotta admit, was pretty darn cool!

  • @BNY1Flawless
    @BNY1Flawless 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    WoW Amazing!
    Great job!

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I suggest you use 2 trains: One *Attack train* with all the guns that will be stationary & shooting stuff, and then another *Supply train* that goes back to base and gets more ammo for the attack train when needed.

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can't fit nearly as many shells on a cargo wagon as you can on an artillery wagon, so just moving the artillery train is better.

  • @Tonatsi
    @Tonatsi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey look biter bases!
    Where?
    Exactly!

  • @Furry19931993
    @Furry19931993 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is beautiful and scary at the same time, i´ve never seen something like this ... wow

  • @persistanticon
    @persistanticon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved every second of this

  • @tomaka121
    @tomaka121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    it reminds me of Total Annihilation ;)

  • @robo336
    @robo336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like trains

  • @corbin4360
    @corbin4360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine walking outside and seeing this raining from above.
    Someone would probably start playing the best day ever song

  • @jerriand
    @jerriand 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks great!

  • @Cgreen123
    @Cgreen123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "The Chinese are brutally destroyed while constructing the Transcontinental Railroad" colorized circa 1869.

  • @pepela8214
    @pepela8214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone: Finds Oil
    America: _worry not, liberation is near_

  • @TheHaggardNerd
    @TheHaggardNerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS.... now this is a thing of beauty.

  • @jmartyn4417
    @jmartyn4417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    big berthas are nice when you're thinking about clearing an area for more city blocks. Ever since I tried city block designs + logistics train network, I see a factory as a well designed block format