I was listening to this while bench pressing. I dropped the 500 lb barbell on my neck breaking 13 bones. My spotter pulled up the weight, then shook my hand and thanked me for being a great American. My spotter was George Washington.
"Hogan said he was chosen over Denzel Washington for the lead in the film X, based on Malcom X., but Hogan turned it down because he was making ice cream when he got the call."
The idea of Lars constantly turning Hogan's bass tracks down and Hulk saying "that's not gonna work for me, brother" every single time is worth the lie.
Came here to write the same thing. Brian's laughter is infectious. This is already some funny shit, but Brian's laughter made the tall tales even funnier. I was crying.
@@officialsuperrad The Harley Race story literally made me cry with laughter! Especially when they start breaking it down and analyzing the absurdity of it 🤣
Hulk Hogan built the hospital he was born in.. After he allowed the doctors to deliver him, he named his parents, then drove his mother home so she could get some much needed rest. At age 4 he trained Chuck Norris and Muhammad Ali, simultaneously creating a champion boxer and martial artist... Y'all know the rest. What a legend...
If you grew up in the 80s like I did then you remember his Saturday morning cartoon Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling. Now that we all see that Hogan is a blatant liar in real life I bet you regret watching that cartoon huh?
@@DarkBlueBaker Speaking of Stoopid Monkey, did you see that episode of Robot Chicken in which it was a parody of Hogan's Heroes in which they had Hulk Hogan and the other WWE wrestlers invade Hitler's Nazi Concentration Camp?
Hulk Hogan "In 1972, was a member of a crack commando unit, and was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire The A-Team."
*FUN FACT:* Hogan was supposed to play the role of Rocky Balboa in the Rocky franchise, but he turned down Stallone's sexual advances, so he was demoted to Thunderlips.
Hogan was actually offered the role of John McClane. He turned it down, though, because he found the tale of a heroic family man saving hostages from a group of European terrorists hit too close to home. “It read like something out of my biography,” he said.
Hulk Hogan once met a weak and sickly child during a house show and inspired him to take his “vitamins” in order to be as strong Hogan himself, many years later that child would known as _The Incredible Hulk_ in tribute to Hogan.
Hulk Hogan's lies make me think of those old Chuck Norris jokes. "One time brother I got bit by a snake; and after five painful days, the snake died brother dude."
The fact that Hogan actually told the lie about Harley setting the ring on fire, on Joe Rogan’s podcast 😂 I legit couldn’t believe it when he started it
@@roggie839He may have been crazy, but if he had set the ring on fire, it would been all over the news, just like when Chris Benoit died. So, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that story was bull.
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is when emperor Palpatine was killing Luke and Hulk said "that doesn't work for me brother" picked him up and tossed him over the edge saving not only Luke but the entire galaxy. Then they prayed together and took vitamins
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory was when he helped Mario & Luigi saved Princess Peach from Bowser then they celebrated by Eating their vitamins & mushrooms and saying their prayers
@@niropaxum958 “You might’ve beaten the Incredible Hulk, but you haven’t met the Incredible Hulk Hogan, brother! Putting you over isn’t gonna work for me either, brother..”
You forgot to add that Emperor Palpatine had a Force Weight of over 700 pounds, and how he pulled or tore 800 different back muscles, including his Force Muscles.
I don't ever want Hulk Hogan to go away.. I want to see an 85 yr old Hulk doing interviews claiming he invented Grunge, taught Jimi Hendrix guitar and helped build the pyramids.. I love listening to him talk total nonsense lol..
I live in the Tampa Bay area and have seen him numerous times. I live a few miles from where Macho Man died. Hogan's cheese has definitely slid off his cracker.
@@anthonybignotti3503 do you eat at his place before? Or had a drink at the street bar? I guess that's his side gig, cause I doubt that place is making money
@@shable1436 did you know the beer he serves there he was supposed to be involved with but he was at the gym when the phone call came..that little company was called budweiser
@@whodey5103 Vince McMahon buying WCW was the death of wrestling. You can hate on Warrior all you want but he was and still is a wrestling icon. Any further comments are irrelevant.
@@AP-rs3js Almost as much as he loved the fact Hogan's bike wouldn't start during that feud live on air so he was left standing there looking like a prat , that or did a lousy job of making out he was gonna run after him. Cant remember which one it was
Just for clarification about that incident, in the clip it says Taker didn't know for a few years but according to Taker that is false. After they got through the curtain Hogan was selling it big time going so far as to lay on the floor acting like he was dying and telling people to call his family. He was making a huge scene and Taker was obviously worried. So during the scene Shane McMahon went to Taker and told him that his head never touched and he did nothing wrong and went and showed Taker the tape. By this point Hogan had already left but the next time he saw him a few days later Taker confronted Hogan about it and told him he saw the tape and his head never touched to which Hogan replied "Oh it must've been cause you held me too tight that it messed me up." Taker said that after that he saw what Hogan was all about and it took him a long time to forgive him.
@@jamesb1988 Booker T: "Hogan would call me and my brother Stevie "Darkness Brothers." This was before R-Truth. Back then, we were the darkest brothers on the planet, according to Hulk Hogan!"
Fun fact, Hulk Hogan was supposed to be the first human to set foot on the moon but Neil Armstrong had to replace him because of the back injuries he suffered slamming Giant Haystacks at Summerslam 92...
Hulk Hogan was actually supposed to rescue Jesus from crucifixion but he was off having sex with Cher, Wonder Woman and Big Bird and didn't make it in time.
The frustrating thing about Hogan is that he really doesn't need to be this much of a compulsive liar. He's led an interesting enough life that all his true stories would be way more fascinating than all the stuff he makes up. But I guess being the face of an entire industry and a pop culture icon just isn't enough for him in his own mind, so he has to tell all these fake stories to somehow fuel his ego and make himself seem more important. It's more sad than funny at this point.
I'm going to start lying, my life is boring as fcuk, I need to embellish and elaborate on aspects and make it more of a work instead of a straight shoot.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." George Costanza. Hogan was actually offered the role of Seinfeld but had to turn it down because he was on a world tour with Bono of U2.
@Sub if you are against Antifa and BLM is he really a true friend to you if he lies so much? Has he lied to you alot? With that said, can you even trust him?
In late 1989, Hulk Hogan was offered the undertaker character. He turned it down, saying it would never get over. Hogan then took a sabbatical to write and star in "Mr. NANNY".
Hogan once got called by some Nobel committee guys about physics and a prize but he didn’t want to go into teaching PE because the kids would stop paying attention to their prayers.
Whats funny is that, how it happened was that Harley had threatened Vince years before to burn his ring TRUCKS if he ever came to St. Louis, and the night Hogans talking about, Race walked in the dressing room, and saw Hogan sitting with his back to him, and told him to stand up. Hogan didnt so Race slapped him, and then Hogan faced him and said "I thought you'd come here with a machine gun" and Race said, "No I just carry this" and pulled out a .38 (or a .9mm,, depending on whose telling it). Then, Race told Vince "if youre going to me in my city, youre going to pay me for it", and thats when he got hired. Hogan just hears things and has to add himself. If you mentioned the War of 1812, he'd say "the funny thing about that, brother, I was filming a movie in England at the time..."
Man, I was fucking dying. Like, the image of Harley race standing there taking a drag off of a cigarette talking Hogan as this ring is ablaze in the background “you know…I respect you Terry…Can you..get me..a job?” Lmao give me a fucking break.
Is there a Brian Last belly-laugh omnibus? I could listen to him giggle all day long. It's like having a good live crowd at an event. He makes the humor that much funnier.
Comic gold that never gets old!!! The reactions of Brian and Corny. LMFAO 😂😂 Makes me laugh as much as Eddie Murphy doing Raw and Delirious back in the day.
1990 Hogan claimed he invented Rey Mysterios 619, that Rey came up to him asking him for a new move to really set the crowd on fire, Hogan then took him to the ring taught him the move within 30 minutes and said " this one rey , you can have brother"
I've never heard this one, this is amazing! I love the idea that Rey Mysterio with his background training and wrestling in Mexico would come to the US and say "oh crap, I need a lucha move. Get me Hulk Hogan!"
I wrestled at the very first Olympics in 776 BC, brother. In fact I trained with Hercules, brother and I'm talking about the original Hercules not Raymond Fernandez, brother.
@@hotpocketz8258lmfao you’re a clown Cornette is well recognized amongst real wrestling fans. Hogan is a pathological liar he can have all the fame and money he wants but what goods that going to be when he’s dead in the dirt. He’ll be remembered for his wrestling but more so for how much BS he’s said and done
I have listened to this at least three times in total and I can't stop laughing my ass off. I have a real Hulk Hogan story. He basically ran my bicycle off the road with his Viper next to the post office in Agoura Hills. I followed him to the post office and laughingly told him what happened. I asked for an autograph so I didn't have to sue him. I was laughing and joking. He told me to go in and get a pen, then totally boned out of the parking lot. LOLOL
Harley shaking Hulk's hand and asking for a job with the ring behind him that he just set ablaze - this had me laughing so hard I was shaking. I wish someone would film Hogan's claims like a weekly series. I would watch the hell out of that show.
Harley Race catching a ring on 🔥 then shaking Hogans hand , thking him for his wrestling contributions to wrestling and asking him for work is one of my favorites 😂
@@johnselwitz5362 lmfao 😂 I know!! I got a cousin tht grew up lying like Hogan does. It's so shameless& matter of fact. Almost like they somehow make themselves believe their bullshit..
@@danielwilson9724 Someone else mentioned this in the comments, but the thing is, Hogan has had such an interesting life, that he honestly doesn’t even have to make up all these bizarre fairytales. Professional wrestling went from regional promotions to a literal worldwide pop culture phenomenon with Hulk Hogan as the centerpiece. I read somewhere that in the late 80s/early 90s, Hogan was one of the three most recognizable human beings on the planet alongside Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan. He then goes to WCW and helps form the nWo and revolutionizes the wrestling business for a SECOND time. Hogan could write one of the most interesting autobiographies ever, but because he comes up with all these wacky stories that everyone knows is bullshit, even if he wrote one that was 100% truthful, most people would dismiss most of it as just more of Hogan’s bullshit. He’s kind of his own worst enemy in a way. I respect the man and was a huge Hulkamaniac as a kid, but Ultimate Warrior said it best “Hogan’s whole life has been a work”
@@johnselwitz5362 couldn't agree with u more!! And yeah, I wouldn't been surprised if u said in the late 80's he was THE most recognizable face on the planet. People that never watched wrestling a day in their lives knew who he was.
Not saying it's impossible but I'm now 50 and went from 6'5" to 6'1" over the years. I also wrestled in the late 80's early 90's for a Indy promo here in the Northeast. Other than that have also had jobs very abusive on the body they back especially.
@@RobTheUndertaker I dunno I hate Hogan so haven't really paid attention to anything he has said. Had he not been shoved down our throats for a 100 years I wouldn't hate him so much.
I mean just because he was dead doesn't mean hogan didn't party with him. As it turns out that was the first time hogan used his shovel to dig someone up instead of burying them.
They seriously need to turn Hogan's stories into a cartoon. I would love to see Harley Race run into an arena, set the ring on fire, then turn around and ask Hogan for a job while everything burns. 🤣
As if inventing a dying fan wasn’t bad enough, a year later while on a British talk show Hogan would claim the song was inspired by the tragic murder of Jamie Bulger.
There is one ! I remember watching it or a E! True story ... I remember him saying he was tubby till puberty then he started growing and then he started pumping weights
@@northleedspoppa Why WOULD Race set the Ring on Fire? Would there be any Rhyme or Reason? That's what makes this Story incredulous. Hogan bullshitted the whole thing for no reason.
"I was supposed to play Hercules but Arnold stole my parking spot so I had to park all the way across the street at Arby's. There was a guy out there asking for change so I gave him a hundred bucks"
I was listening to this while bench pressing. I dropped the 500 lb barbell on my neck breaking 13 bones. My spotter pulled up the weight, then shook my hand and thanked me for being a great American. My spotter was George Washington.
Underrated comment
Dude same thing happened to be but my spotter was liv morgan
Did you set the gym on fire?
@@soneblac1 I wouldn’t complain😂
@@tempo1889 lmfao😂😂
"Hogan said he was chosen over Denzel Washington for the lead in the film X, based on Malcom X., but Hogan turned it down because he was making ice cream when he got the call."
Lol.... Hogan's nutz
Lol
Hands down the most retarded statement Hogan made.
HOLY SHITS😆💩😆
I don’t even believe that
Steven Seagul and Hogan should do a movie together!!!!
HARD TO BELIEVE
Also featuring Frank Dux.
Oddly, I would pay to see this.
Do not drag Dux into this..
Steven segal is a has been anyway. Just like Hogan.
More believe then his story
My personal all time favorite Hulk Hogan lie was claiming Elvis Presley was a hulkamanic
Was Hogan even wrestling at that time? 😂
@ short answer no lol. Hogans first match was in the same month that Elvis died. August 1977.
Jim mad when wrestlers break kayfabe
Jim mad because Hogan refuses to break kayfabe can’t win with this guy
The idea of Lars constantly turning Hogan's bass tracks down and Hulk saying "that's not gonna work for me, brother" every single time is worth the lie.
Holy shit that is absolutely priceless!
Lmf'nao!!!!!!!!!!!
Now THIS IS AN AWESOME BURN!!! 🔥
This comment was the chef's kiss for this cornette meal. Thank you
🤣🤣🤣
“I’ve got a bad feeling about tomorrow brothers”
-Hulk Hogan (September 10th, 2001)
- BTW this is an actual quote from hogan
Lol
This comments wins 😂
If this was hogan he would've said it on the 11th...
He did predict it along with Macho Man in a Mega powers promo. "The twin towers are gonna come crumbling down Brother!"
BAH GAWD
I will NEVER get tired of listening to this gem here on TH-cam....which, by the way, Hulk Hogan invented.
Hogan also invented the internet
He also invented the first computer.
I remember when Hulk Hogan freed the Israelites
I kno , Dude reading Hogan's statements to Jim is falling apart laughing 😂😂🤣☠️
@@SamsarasArtahhh beat me to it 😂
Hogan picking up 40 extra days a year going back and forth to Japan is really impressive. No one else could do that
Except Dr. Who.
So maybe Hogan is really Dr. WHO in disguise. 🤔😂
Maybe Doctor Who would be actually watchable if Hogan played the Doctor. At least it would be funny.
35 extra days actually, you’re not Hogan’s mathematician are you?
@@nichhodge8503 im not sure! We will have to ask the hulkster when he is awake from his nap!
Chuck Norris gets all his days back by running backwards. STFU Hogan.
Hogan really did wrestle 400 days in a year. The power of Hulkamania is able to warp time and space itself, brother!
And he aint ever job once brother
400 days of politicking brother
Both Time and space occupation is relative. So, if he says his years are 400 days long, he is right. 🤣🤣⏱️⚡
@@cwalser544 400 days of politicking and not jobbing brother
Well Scott Steiner has freaks 9 days out of the week.
Them laughing their asses off makes this 1 MILLION times better 😂
Came here to write the same thing.
Brian's laughter is infectious. This is already some funny shit, but Brian's laughter made the tall tales even funnier. I was crying.
Exactly 🤣🤣
This is the best episode I’ve heard. I’m fucking dying over here hahaha
@@officialsuperrad The Harley Race story literally made me cry with laughter! Especially when they start breaking it down and analyzing the absurdity of it 🤣
I could honest to God have this as a recurring segment every week.
Hulk Hogan built the hospital he was born in.. After he allowed the doctors to deliver him, he named his parents, then drove his mother home so she could get some much needed rest. At age 4 he trained Chuck Norris and Muhammad Ali, simultaneously creating a champion boxer and martial artist... Y'all know the rest. What a legend...
😂😂😂😂
Hogan invented child birth.
Hogan then met a young Vince McMahon and told him he thought they could change the wrestling world together. What a visionary!
then he found the cure for cancer...but after the undertaker dropped him on his head ..he misplaced it...
Lol well said 🤣🤝
Truth: Hey Hulk, can you put me over?
Hogan: *tHaT dOeSnT wOrK fOr Me BrOtHeR*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"No way, DUDE."
Hahahaha
Somebody needs to turn this into a cartoon or a TV series. *”The Imaginary Adventure of Hulk Hogan.”*
If you grew up in the 80s like I did then you remember his Saturday morning cartoon Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling.
Now that we all see that Hogan is a blatant liar in real life I bet you regret watching that cartoon huh?
@@jakekaufman8302 Nah, I watched the show for JYD and Wendi. And wasn't Roddy the bad guy on that show?
@@mage1439 yes Roddy was on the heel team with the iron sheik and Nikolai volkolf
Someone call Stoopid Monkey! They did "Camp WWE" and I'd watch "Hulk's Magical Memory Tour".
@@DarkBlueBaker Speaking of Stoopid Monkey, did you see that episode of Robot Chicken in which it was a parody of Hogan's Heroes in which they had Hulk Hogan and the other WWE wrestlers invade Hitler's Nazi Concentration Camp?
My favorite is Hogan saying Metallica asked him to audition to be their bass player in the early 2000's. Lars was asked and like "WTF?!"
That's almost become as much as a running joke for them as it is for Hogan.
I remember seeing the video when they asked Lars he was dumbfounded lol
Or elvis coming to watch him wrestle posthumously lol
I believe the he was speaking about when cliff died. Not when Jason left. Equally nonsense.
Meh. That trash band would be lucky to have Hogan.
Hulk Hogan
"In 1972, was a member of a crack commando unit, and was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government he survives as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him....maybe you can hire The A-Team."
This is gold. Now I'm going to look up the intro and theme music
And he worked with Big Boss during Peace Walker incident
@@volodymyrbilyk555 tremendous! 🤣😂
Don't knock it he was in at one episode of the a-team hanging around with them
@@markl5998 watch the intro for Renegade with Lorenzo Lamas.
I'm sure you can make it work.
Hulk Hogan blew up an orphanage and still saved all the children.
Hulk Hogan once fought Damian the vampire king back in 1575. He did it by running 88 miles per hour.
Hulk Hogan saved an orphanage and blew all the…
Was that the A-Team episode?
@@CIF-pm7tk It's the plot of the movie Santa With Muscles.
Which Hulk says is the Greatest Christmas Movie ever Brother
*FUN FACT:*
Hogan was supposed to play the role of Rocky Balboa in the Rocky franchise, but he turned down Stallone's sexual advances, so he was demoted to Thunderlips.
🤣🤣🤣
The ultimate meatball
Lmao
Everybody's heard that story..
He couldn’t handle Rocky’s ultimate meatballs
Hogan was actually offered the role of John McClane. He turned it down, though, because he found the tale of a heroic family man saving hostages from a group of European terrorists hit too close to home. “It read like something out of my biography,” he said.
Hulk Hogan once met a weak and sickly child during a house show and inspired him to take his “vitamins” in order to be as strong Hogan himself, many years later that child would known as _The Incredible Hulk_ in tribute to Hogan.
I heard he invented the internet
Oh f me that's beyond hilarious
I can imagine him dropping his atomic leg on the terrorists in the tower. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 That was good dude!
Hulk Hogan's lies make me think of those old Chuck Norris jokes.
"One time brother I got bit by a snake; and after five painful days, the snake died brother dude."
That's Randy Savage, not Chuck Norris.
Lol, the difference is that Chuck Norris knows the "facts" are all bullshit whereas Hogan believes his own bullshit is true
Hogan wouldn't job to venom.
@@thekidfromiowa 🤣😂 I am struggling to breathe right now, sir. Too funny.
@@TheSteffovic Good point! Hahaha!
The fact that Hogan actually told the lie about Harley setting the ring on fire, on Joe Rogan’s podcast 😂
I legit couldn’t believe it when he started it
It's not like he was the first or last person to tell a completely bullshit story on JRE.
I'm not sure if that one was a lie. Harley Race was pretty crazy in all honesty
@@roggie839 I can see Harley growling "I'll set this place on fire" or something. That would be in character.
Why is your thinking "what is believable?" instead of "what do I know to be true?"?@@roggie839
@@roggie839He may have been crazy, but if he had set the ring on fire, it would been all over the news, just like when Chris Benoit died. So, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that story was bull.
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory is when emperor Palpatine was killing Luke and Hulk said "that doesn't work for me brother" picked him up and tossed him over the edge saving not only Luke but the entire galaxy. Then they prayed together and took vitamins
Mine is when Hulk Hogan stopped Doomsday from killing Superman.
My favorite Hulk Hogan memory was when he helped Mario & Luigi saved Princess Peach from Bowser then they celebrated by Eating their vitamins & mushrooms and saying their prayers
Mine is when Thanos is about snap Ironman out of existence but then the camera pans to Hulk screams "I am the Hulkster brother"
@@niropaxum958 “You might’ve beaten the Incredible Hulk, but you haven’t met the Incredible Hulk Hogan, brother! Putting you over isn’t gonna work for me either, brother..”
You forgot to add that Emperor Palpatine had a Force Weight of over 700 pounds, and how he pulled or tore 800 different back muscles, including his Force Muscles.
Any wrestler: I've been to Tenerife.
Hogan: I've been to Elevenerife, brother.
😂😂
Hogan's 400 fight a year claim never fails to make me cry laughing
Cuz times zones though 😂😂😂😂
I’m getting images of Hulk in a Tardis and man, I can’t breathe 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Hogan was the real Captain Kirk of pro wrestling.
Hulk Hogan went back in time and defeated the Nazi's single handedly.
@@ravengaming2597 lololololol :)
Hulk Hogan said that Martin Luther King stole his "I Have A Dream Brother" speech.
I don't ever want Hulk Hogan to go away.. I want to see an 85 yr old Hulk doing interviews claiming he invented Grunge, taught Jimi Hendrix guitar and helped build the pyramids.. I love listening to him talk total nonsense lol..
I live in the Tampa Bay area and have seen him numerous times. I live a few miles from where Macho Man died. Hogan's cheese has definitely slid off his cracker.
Charlie sheen effect
@@anthonybignotti3503 do you eat at his place before? Or had a drink at the street bar? I guess that's his side gig, cause I doubt that place is making money
He taught Jerry Cantrell how to play in drop D!
@@shable1436 did you know the beer he serves there he was supposed to be involved with but he was at the gym when the phone call came..that little company was called budweiser
Ultimate Warrior said it best... Hogan's whole life is a work.
R.I.P. James Helwig
You're just jealous that YOU never played for the Yankees or the Rolling Stones. HOLLYWOOD would NEVER lie to you.
@@heelmanager1062 Right? I think those jealous sorts should keep their mouths shut until THEY work 400+ days in a year.
Ron Garvin said it best: ultimate warriors 90s run was the death of wrestling
@@whodey5103 Vince McMahon buying WCW was the death of wrestling. You can hate on Warrior all you want but he was and still is a wrestling icon. Any further comments are irrelevant.
"Ugh, you got me, brother." Hogan saying that to Taker after the "botched" tombstone will never not be funny.
I bet Taker enjoyed dragging Hogan around on his bike a decade later.
@@AP-rs3js Almost as much as he loved the fact Hogan's bike wouldn't start during that feud live on air so he was left standing there looking like a prat , that or did a lousy job of making out he was gonna run after him. Cant remember which one it was
Just for clarification about that incident, in the clip it says Taker didn't know for a few years but according to Taker that is false. After they got through the curtain Hogan was selling it big time going so far as to lay on the floor acting like he was dying and telling people to call his family.
He was making a huge scene and Taker was obviously worried. So during the scene Shane McMahon went to Taker and told him that his head never touched and he did nothing wrong and went and showed Taker the tape. By this point Hogan had already left but the next time he saw him a few days later Taker confronted Hogan about it and told him he saw the tape and his head never touched to which Hogan replied "Oh it must've been cause you held me too tight that it messed me up." Taker said that after that he saw what Hogan was all about and it took him a long time to forgive him.
Something else that hasn't been mentioned is that, Hogan took and no-sold a tombstone earlier in the match.
@@mrghost3088 All because he didn't really want to put undertaker over, why not have taker win clean ?
When Hogan writes a biography everyone who buys a book will have different copies from all the lies Hogan told.
Hogan couldn't write a book. Which ghost writer would put their name on it though.
Hogan's 2003 book actually has some of these ridiculous stories, including the Harley Race story
*in my Charlie Murphy voice*: "He's a habitual line stepper!"
@@jamesb1988 LMFAOOO
@@jamesb1988 Booker T: "Hogan would call me and my brother Stevie "Darkness Brothers." This was before R-Truth. Back then, we were the darkest brothers on the planet, according to Hulk Hogan!"
Omfg yall are killing me! I cant stop redoing the entire Chappelle's Show skit with Hulk and Booker T now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@adamcole9943 BOOKER T! *smack*
@@andraethegiant1987 bwahahaha!!! 11/10. Cuts to Hogan, "this was imprinted in that Black forehead of his for at least a week! BROTHERRRRRRR!"
This is by far the best Cornette segment ever.
Brian's constant laughter and hitting the desk truly made me feel better while listening.
Brian and Jim laughing at these lies are the only thing funnier than the lies themself! 😂😂😂😂
I know right... I thought Brian was going to pass out from laughing til he lost his breath.
Haha listening to Jim high pitch “what” 😁
Brian's reactions to these are the best part ha ha
Agreed!
Pretty much sums up the video. Thanks
The whole Harley Race portion of the video had me CRYING, oh my god
Fun fact, Hulk Hogan was supposed to be the first human to set foot on the moon but Neil Armstrong had to replace him because of the back injuries he suffered slamming Giant Haystacks at Summerslam 92...
Hulk Hogan was actually supposed to rescue Jesus from crucifixion but he was off having sex with Cher, Wonder Woman and Big Bird and didn't make it in time.
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 More like cheating with his best friends wife.
@@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812yea well he can turn back time so I don't know how he didn't make it😅😅
I thought he was picking his kids up from school when NASA called
@@Mlotshaw1 That's his back up story LOL!
The guy that actually sat down to compile this list is the greatest hero of all.
He's just jealous that Terry Boulder led a much more interesting life than he ever could.
A Real American Hero
@@SuperPeterok who is terry boulder? its terry bollea get it right
@@chriszaa2309 do your fucking homework jabroni! That was one of the hulksters early ring names.
@@SuperPeterok my life would be amazing if I imagined all these events 🤣
The frustrating thing about Hogan is that he really doesn't need to be this much of a compulsive liar. He's led an interesting enough life that all his true stories would be way more fascinating than all the stuff he makes up. But I guess being the face of an entire industry and a pop culture icon just isn't enough for him in his own mind, so he has to tell all these fake stories to somehow fuel his ego and make himself seem more important. It's more sad than funny at this point.
Everyone is a bs artist. You know you be lying to get girls... If you ain't lying you ain't trying.
@@fatalsniper3413 Hogan is not a bs artist. Artists have skill. He's a bs fountain.
Perfectly said. I'm sure he's had quite a few concussions too, he probably actually believes some of these himself...
I'm going to start lying, my life is boring as fcuk, I need to embellish and elaborate on aspects and make it more of a work instead of a straight shoot.
It's the same ego that ran wild for decades. It's just part of the package. The Rock already thinks he the president. Ha.
"Fujinami-san, you must shoot tonight for the honor of new japan" had me ROLLING
22:40
Imagine the Fantastic stories that would fly around if Hulk Hogan and Steven Seagal had a conversation
I’ve been flying helicopters for 47 years
That needs to be a parody on TH-cam
They both would shake hands and through that alone find a cure for cancer.
Wouldn't that basically create warp drive with the sheer power of two such forces colliding?
Shut up and take my money
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." George Costanza.
Hogan was actually offered the role of Seinfeld but had to turn it down because he was on a world tour with Bono of U2.
💚
Hogan was supposed to be my Dad but he was too busy showing Elvis his world titles.
I've never watched Seinfeld because none of them are funny. But wasn't the George costanza character a piece of shit? So naturally, he'd say that.
@Dino Vasiljevic yeah that makes sense.
What about the time where Hogan wanted to face Freddie Mercury at Wembley stadium in 1985 during Live Aid?
His best lie was saying that he took vitamins and said prayers.
Are steroids vitamins?
@@aaronvilleneuve2841 THEY ARE IF YOU’RE A HULKAMANIC , BROTHER!
goood one
...well he is a born again...?
Or he and Linda never took any illegal drugs together.
We can add Wembley stadium, Make a Wish kids who smell bad, and Simon Cowell to this
15:20 “Hey that’s Harley Race, what’s he doing, OMG he setting the ring on fire” 😂😂😭😭 BEST PART
He must be looking for a job lmao
😆
I was on the fucking floor
"Clearly he's unhappy!"
@@VaderPopsVicodin10I quote this everyday ever since I saw this lmfao
Okay, the 400 day lie is the crowning achievement in a lifetime of tall tales.
Runners up are the 32 day month, February 30th and the 28hr day.
That’s scientifically easy to debunk the Burger King Whopper is the Harley Race ring burning job asking story
That totally fucked me up, but i was high when heard this haha.
@@dryan1387 Same here, we had just finished smoking and I nearly cried laughing over the Harley Race story
yeah this one had me in tears LOL
Did you know Hulk Hogan was offered a chance of being the logo of the NBA before he refused out of courtesy? What a guy!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
According to Hogan, he knew Jerry West was a huge Hulkamaniac and always does things like that for his fans brother!
Hulk Hogan taught Michael Jordan how to play basketball.
He was also offered the chance to play the hulk in the MCU, but refused because of Scarlett Johansens, and RDJ's sexual advances.
"Just a logo? That's not going to work for me, Brother."
Cornettes "WHAT?" always makes me lol
H-WAT
Hulk Hogan’s Lies are so outrageous, I can’t even get angry! Because they’re way too entertaining!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Feel the same brother
That guy😆😆😆
@Sub if you are against Antifa and BLM is he really a true friend to you if he lies so much? Has he lied to you alot? With that said, can you even trust him?
lol its the type of lie like wtf would you lie about that? WHY DUDE?
@@DAKINS896 exactly! There are people that lie for a reason and then there’s people that will tell lies just because!
In late 1989, Hulk Hogan was offered the undertaker character. He turned it down, saying it would never get over.
Hogan then took a sabbatical to write and star in "Mr. NANNY".
Claiming he wrote those piles of trash is a lie that works against him regardless.
@@MarginalSC As a kid, I liked Mr Nanny
@@n0m4nic I liked Troll. Kids are stupid.
@@MarginalSC funniest movie I've ever seen.
@@n0m4nic i still love all his movies
Hogan once got called by some Nobel committee guys about physics and a prize but he didn’t want to go into teaching PE because the kids would stop paying attention to their prayers.
Fucking DIED LAUGHING reading this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hey…WWE…..*this* is how you write GOOD comedy. Well done.
and vitamins
I was in tears laughing at the alleged Harley Race story 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whats funny is that, how it happened was that Harley had threatened Vince years before to burn his ring TRUCKS if he ever came to St. Louis, and the night Hogans talking about, Race walked in the dressing room, and saw Hogan sitting with his back to him, and told him to stand up. Hogan didnt so Race slapped him, and then Hogan faced him and said "I thought you'd come here with a machine gun" and Race said, "No I just carry this" and pulled out a .38 (or a .9mm,, depending on whose telling it). Then, Race told Vince "if youre going to me in my city, youre going to pay me for it", and thats when he got hired. Hogan just hears things and has to add himself. If you mentioned the War of 1812, he'd say "the funny thing about that, brother, I was filming a movie in England at the time..."
Most of these aren't even "OMG, Why would Hulk lie about that?!"
They're more "Lmao Why would Hulk lie about that?"
My favorite Hogan lie is he telling Dixie Carter he was gonna take TNA to the next level 😂
Hahahahahaha
The next level of decline.
why would u hurt me like this 😭
Did he specify whether that was up or down?
Actually that was true... He did take them to further levels deeper and deeper down
The “Harley Race setting the ring on fire” story had me on the floor.
Man, I was fucking dying. Like, the image of Harley race standing there taking a drag off of a cigarette talking Hogan as this ring is ablaze in the background “you know…I respect you Terry…Can you..get me..a job?” Lmao give me a fucking break.
"he must be looking for a job"
If that happened for real that would’ve been the greatest thing to ever happen in wresting
Man that thumbnail is the greatest. Terrific job by Travis
@@ahmetdanaci9360 that had me crackin up 🤣
Is there a Brian Last belly-laugh omnibus? I could listen to him giggle all day long. It's like having a good live crowd at an event. He makes the humor that much funnier.
There are many priceless things in life, Jim Cornette laughing at Hulks lies is 1 of those things.
I'm not questioning Hulk Hogan's shame, I'm denying it's existence entirely.....
TBS.....very funny
Amazing what an ego can do. I bet he actually believes the crap he spouts.
@@planexshifter Honestly, I think in Hogan's mind, he's spent so long "working" that he now does it every time he's in public.
Hah, nice work Tyrion Lannister
@@AxeDharme :)
Man, Hogan's an amazing pitcher, Metallica level bass player, screen writer, respected actor, boxer, and mma fighter. This man can truly do it all.
What about the stories of Hogan’s alleged degenerate womanizing? I wonder how much of that was exaggerated.
🤣
Time traveller
Hulk Hogan also was asked to be the starting quarterback over John Elway. But he declined it because he said he was tired
Except put someone over
I don't even know how many times I've listened to this over the past two years but I always come back 😂
The fact that this video is 27 minutes long is gold enough 😂😂
27 minutes seems a bit short to me, Hogan couldn't tell the truth even if it had creative control written on it.
Needs to be longer
needs to be about an Hour
@@TyMarshall007 we need the Snyder cut
Hulk Hogan is a character. Everything Hulk Hogan says is a work. Keep in mind, Hulk Hogan doesn't even put over Terry Bollea.
I wish he was my father
@@SuperPeterok I wish you were my father
@@Lowlander2 lol
My father should be back any time now from getting the milk
@@jimberry5318 hi I'm your father, I'm back. I got the milk.
"Letterman has never appeared on Linda Hogan." Best line ever
He could never land that kind of tail brother
Comic gold that never gets old!!! The reactions of Brian and Corny. LMFAO 😂😂 Makes me laugh as much as Eddie Murphy doing Raw and Delirious back in the day.
"It's not a lie, if you believe it." -George Costanza. Ha.
Something something fake autographs
words of wisdom 😇
1990 Hogan claimed he invented Rey Mysterios 619, that Rey came up to him asking him for a new move to really set the crowd on fire, Hogan then took him to the ring taught him the move within 30 minutes and said " this one rey , you can have brother"
Did Hogan invent San Diego too?
@@619carbois9 Yes.
I've never heard this one, this is amazing! I love the idea that Rey Mysterio with his background training and wrestling in Mexico would come to the US and say "oh crap, I need a lucha move. Get me Hulk Hogan!"
@@MdlAgedHeadbanger lmao LMAO exactly lol
I want to see this now.
I wrestled at the very first Olympics in 776 BC, brother. In fact I trained with Hercules, brother and I'm talking about the original Hercules not Raymond Fernandez, brother.
Is that the time he hung and bung with Samson and Delilah, and tore down the pillars of Rome?
Hogan could say “I was born a baby, brother…” and I would still do a Google search to see what he was lying about
This comment made my day
This is legit my new favorite Cornette video. Hearing these two dying of laughter at Hogan’s bullshit is just incredible.
It's all true brother
What you gonna do brother!? what you gonna do!? when bullsh*tmania runs wild on you!!!!
Check out their video on Undertakers cameos.
One of the funniest things I've heard in a very long time
I never knew I needed a ten hour loop of Brian Last laughing....until NOW
The Harley Race story about him burning the ring and asking Hogan for a job is so funny 🤣🤣🤣
I laugh for minutes plus Brian last reaction
I love how Jim is hysterically laughing at the beginning then it turns into straight disbelief because he even couldn’t believe there was more lol
I needed this laugh after Wyatt’s death. I listened to Solomonster on Hogans lies before I came here. Glad I did. Thank you lol
Same here
Jim making a King of the Hill reference by bringing up Cotton Hill is too damn funny. It took me a second to figure out who he was talking about.
Hogan never sleeps with a blanket because he refuses to let it go over him.
haha. bro underrated comment
Hogan has that lots of people go over though. If they’re worth it, Hogan is still recognized all over the world. Ain’t nobody recognizing Cornett!
@@hotpocketz8258lmfao you’re a clown Cornette is well recognized amongst real wrestling fans. Hogan is a pathological liar he can have all the fame and money he wants but what goods that going to be when he’s dead in the dirt. He’ll be remembered for his wrestling but more so for how much BS he’s said and done
This is a bar, you should write raps
@@hotpocketz8258 well you recognized cornette cause you're commenting on his video
"Woah look- it's Harley Race! Wait, what's he doing- oh my God he's setting the ring on fire!!" had me rolling lmao
I spit my coffee everywhere LOL
I couldn't breathe from laughing. "He must want a job!". 🤣🤣🤣
I can already close my eyes and picture the whole thing and the crowd running away 😂
😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
I have listened to this at least three times in total and I can't stop laughing my ass off. I have a real Hulk Hogan story. He basically ran my bicycle off the road with his Viper next to the post office in Agoura Hills. I followed him to the post office and laughingly told him what happened. I asked for an autograph so I didn't have to sue him. I was laughing and joking. He told me to go in and get a pen, then totally boned out of the parking lot. LOLOL
That never happened
Why don't you tweet him and ask him?
That's believable given he was a scumbag to fans when there wasn't a camera
This is up there with Cornette listening to undertakers cameos for being absolutely hilarious
Aaallll Eeellite Scoooby Dooo!
"I got your note"
'You're fine - REAL fine."
You're a wonderful husband....
"Give your mom a big hug, and tell her it's from the Undertaker"
Corny dressed like Cotton Hill has me in tears 😂😂😂
This.
I killed fiddy internet marks.
I killed fiddy men….
I hit fiddy men with a tennis racket!
@@mikenoren8938 "Ya see that Brian? Woman headlines a PPV, Man loses his triple-cheese!"
Harley shaking Hulk's hand and asking for a job with the ring behind him that he just set ablaze - this had me laughing so hard I was shaking. I wish someone would film Hogan's claims like a weekly series. I would watch the hell out of that show.
With a Reds jersey no less.
There should be an animation of all his stories and lies. I wouldn't mind doing that.
Call it “The Lies of Hulk Hogan”
Me too... Just imagine him casually talking to Hogan asking for a job, after this ring is just a blaze with black smoke. Had me rolling!
I just got done watching a weeks worth of his porn tapes! Hulk nailed about 6 of Brooke's friends.
Jim's laugh makes this so much better especially his laught at the part about Harley Race supposedly setting the ring on fire
Harley Race catching a ring on 🔥 then shaking Hogans hand , thking him for his wrestling contributions to wrestling and asking him for work is one of my favorites 😂
Just that visual of Hogan and Race casually talking while the ring is engulfed in flames and people frantically running towards the exits. Pure gold.
@@johnselwitz5362 lmfao 😂 I know!! I got a cousin tht grew up lying like Hogan does. It's so shameless& matter of fact. Almost like they somehow make themselves believe their bullshit..
@@danielwilson9724 Someone else mentioned this in the comments, but the thing is, Hogan has had such an interesting life, that he honestly doesn’t even have to make up all these bizarre fairytales. Professional wrestling went from regional promotions to a literal worldwide pop culture phenomenon with Hulk Hogan as the centerpiece. I read somewhere that in the late 80s/early 90s, Hogan was one of the three most recognizable human beings on the planet alongside Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan. He then goes to WCW and helps form the nWo and revolutionizes the wrestling business for a SECOND time. Hogan could write one of the most interesting autobiographies ever, but because he comes up with all these wacky stories that everyone knows is bullshit, even if he wrote one that was 100% truthful, most people would dismiss most of it as just more of Hogan’s bullshit. He’s kind of his own worst enemy in a way. I respect the man and was a huge Hulkamaniac as a kid, but Ultimate Warrior said it best “Hogan’s whole life has been a work”
@@johnselwitz5362 couldn't agree with u more!! And yeah, I wouldn't been surprised if u said in the late 80's he was THE most recognizable face on the planet. People that never watched wrestling a day in their lives knew who he was.
@@danielwilson9724 they didn't know who Michael Jackson, Mickey Mouse or Mike Tyson were but they knew who the hulkster was brother.
When he says that Hogan said he went from 6 foot 9 to 6 foot 4, I love the way Cornett says "ah for fuck sake"
I mean, he does seem a lot shorter than he was in his prime
He was never 6'9, about 6'6 peak.
Not saying it's impossible but I'm now 50 and went from 6'5" to 6'1" over the years. I also wrestled in the late 80's early 90's for a Indy promo here in the Northeast. Other than that have also had jobs very abusive on the body they back especially.
@@dvlexotics2177 Hogan said his peak height was 6'7 when he was interviewed by the main TMZ guy.
@@RobTheUndertaker I dunno I hate Hogan so haven't really paid attention to anything he has said. Had he not been shoved down our throats for a 100 years I wouldn't hate him so much.
The John Belushi lie cracked me up the most! Hulk Hogan claimed he partied with John Belushi after Wrestlemania 2 in 1986. John Belushi died in 1982
i find that one far fetched. did hogan really tell that one?
I mean just because he was dead doesn't mean hogan didn't party with him. As it turns out that was the first time hogan used his shovel to dig someone up instead of burying them.
come to think of it, was it john or jim belushi? jim was getting a lot of work back then.
Probably his brother
@@igorivanov299 that's what i was thinking.
The sequence around 14:00 about Harley Race setting the ring on fire and then asking for a job, is totally hilarious.
That Harley Race story is probably the best laugh that I've had all year.
SAME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I snorted too hard, that shit hurt
14:05 I could just imagine Harley asking for a job while the ring burning behind him 💀😂😂😂
Note to self
try burning shit at next job interview....
The moment when Brian said Harley “set the ring on fire” , and Jim bursts out laughing🤣🤣🤣 kills me up every time.
When I need a boost, or I feel down and want to laugh I always come back to this video. Thank you Brian & Jim.
Hulk Hogan is now the Steven Seagal of wrestling.
Awesome
Stop 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Nice 😆
that's gotta be Ventura but I see what ya mean
“Hey that’s Harley Race! Oh my god he’s setting the ring on fire!” LOL
HE MUST BE LOOKING FOR A JOB
I literally read both of those comments as they were saying it.
They seriously need to turn Hogan's stories into a cartoon. I would love to see Harley Race run into an arena, set the ring on fire, then turn around and ask Hogan for a job while everything burns. 🤣
I would totally watch it...
I don't know why I'm ten months late to this comment but dammit yes: can we crowdfund to make this cartoon?
we can fund you the money for this cartoon
They did it for Mike Tyson... It can be done for Terry, Brother...
"The world according to hulk Hogan"
As if inventing a dying fan wasn’t bad enough, a year later while on a British talk show Hogan would claim the song was inspired by the tragic murder of Jamie Bulger.
I remember that, it was disgusting
Hulk was God's first choice to die on the cross. But, that Jesus dude begged his Dad to let him get all the glory.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Hogan would have no sold the cross,Brother
Sorry god that doesn’t work for me brother
Hulk wrestled with a guy called Jacob back in the day apparently, which in turn led Jacob to change his name to something Hulk came up with.
Nah that would work for him brother
"That's Harley Race setting the ring on fire. Clearly he's unhappy!" 😂 😂 😂
Looks like he could use a job!
He's clearly trying to get on
Seriously, if that actually happened, we all would have heard about it years ago. 😂
I want an A&E Biography of Hulk Hogan according to Hulk Hogan
There is one ! I remember watching it or a E! True story ... I remember him saying he was tubby till puberty then he started growing and then he started pumping weights
Brian laughing at the Harley Race story never gets old.
I listen to that part once a week just to cheer myself up.
“He must be looking for a job!!” 😆
Any chance we can get another chapter of Hogan's lies over the years? This was hilarious and not even the tip of the iceberg
At 13:32 the Harley Race, burning the ring lie. I cannot stop laughing. I am laughing to death.
That's easily the best part of the clip, especially because the laughter between Brian and Jim is just infectious.
'he must be after a job'
@@northleedspoppa Why WOULD Race set the Ring on Fire? Would there be any Rhyme or Reason? That's what makes this Story incredulous. Hogan bullshitted the whole thing for no reason.
@@Tornado1994 I mean where was he going to wrestle...he burnt the ring
"You wouldn't have heard all of Hogan's lies unless you heard every word he said."
Now THAT is the greatest insult of all time!
On GODS!
"Tyson was too scared" 😂
That's the one that killed me. IMAGINE
"I was supposed to play Hercules but Arnold stole my parking spot so I had to park all the way across the street at Arby's. There was a guy out there asking for change so I gave him a hundred bucks"
Jim as Cotton Hill is freaking hilarious 😂
I agree
Fiddly men brother
Wow, I was just thinking that JC would be a great fit for a character on KOTH!!lol
Whenever I need a chuckle at work, I put this on. One of Jim's best videos.
I'm at work now listening to this. Machine down!🤯🤣
19:39 "Oh for fucks sake" 🤣🤣🤣
I want this as my text message alert