r/Maliciouscompliance How I Tricked My Teacher into Writing 100 Lines

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    If you could trick your least favorite teacher into writing 100 lines, what would it be?
    Mine: "I will stop giving students bad grades just because they hurt my feelings"
    FUCK YOU MISS WILSON

    • @sym9950
      @sym9950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      184th 😂

    • @antoinette3007
      @antoinette3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      To the health person in my school "People don't need to vomit to be ill enough to be sent home"

    • @Renegadeseer
      @Renegadeseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Pomagranates

    • @nightcoreandanimelover4272
      @nightcoreandanimelover4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rSlash hi rslash have a good day and keep up the great videos

    • @BananaTeracottaPie
      @BananaTeracottaPie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I will not give students worse grades than normal because i can"

  • @carissamessina1908
    @carissamessina1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    My son is autistic and he has had an IEP since kindergarten. He’s graduating HS this year. IEP stands for “Individual Education Program”. They have to follow the IEP to the letter. Under 504 federal laws. We had to almost sue his elementary school for denying aid.

    • @plattepuss66
      @plattepuss66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      We have a son with an English teacher that tried this. We wound up having to switch classes. He didn't want to comply. I threw a fit because even though it was way beyond the time it to be able to switch this idiot refused to follow my son's IEP. I was like it is not right. I didn't realize at that time it was illegal. So I gave them the ultimatum switch him or else I will go Special Ed. I had already discussed it with him twice and my son was getting frustrated. My son has functioning autism which he now refuses to believe he has. I am hoping that he will come back around to reality eventually.

    • @jennteal5265
      @jennteal5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hello, gorgeous! We went thru something similar with my little brother. It was SUCH an infuriating hassle. At least his autistic son's school he's going to now is actually pretty good about everything.

    • @entitledbobcat
      @entitledbobcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Carissa Messina Not the same thing- but my school district used to deny me my use and carrying of an asthma inhaler... that I needed... for my asthma... because I did sports, band, and had a gym class. So I couldn’t breathe. They were very lucky then that I didn’t need it, otherwise they would have lawsuits coming at them. They already do though because they tried to screw over the band directors and they want justice. Schools that deny kids the things they need deserve to crumble. I’m not mad at my teachers, just the school board since they’re a bunch of bullies.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@entitledbobcat yep. It's sad that kids complained about the teachers for doing their jobs when I was in high school

    • @Andymae824
      @Andymae824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I have an IEP and I had to fight my college to get what I needed. In the end they still didn’t really give me my accommodations the way I was supposed to

  • @raidernation7427
    @raidernation7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    When I was in the 7th grade, the school had "on campus suspension. Basically all day detention. Our punishment for the day was for every letter of the alphabet, find a word in the dictionary & define it. So I put
    A: the 1st letter of the alphabet
    B: the 2nd letter of the alphabet.
    Ect,ect. The teacher was PISSED. I told him to look in the dictionary. I had done exactly was he instructed. The vice principal looked & relunctantly allowed it.

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      On campus suspension sounds a lot better than hub, or as its called now, focus. Its all day isolation in school. You aren't even allowed to get lunch

    • @mateolitc8898
      @mateolitc8898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@justaperson4656 No food? That's literal child abuse. You should tell your parents and have them report it.

    • @radiantred4158
      @radiantred4158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Do they at least bring you lunch?

    • @raidernation7427
      @raidernation7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@radiantred4158 I think we ate lunch with everyone else. It's been almost 30yrs so I don't remember for sure.

    • @lefrogenjoyer
      @lefrogenjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, at least the principal was chill about it :p

  • @hualni
    @hualni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    That mist important advice in a corporate advice is:
    1. Document
    2. Document
    3. Document

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Wes Prang same

    • @codyh98
      @codyh98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Never trust the higher ups to remember your days off that you ask for in advance, cuz they won't. :P

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      CYA

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@codyh98 And never trust higher ups to admit they failed to take care of something after you reminded them. They'll lie to protect themselves every damn time.

    • @iwatchyoutube5394
      @iwatchyoutube5394 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also don’t cover for a job you can’t do.

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I can't believe that teacher allowed herself to be played so hard and actually wrote all the lines. Fair play to her, but why not just call it off? She just punished herself for an hour 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @moonsunismarried
      @moonsunismarried 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      maybe she was bored

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it's illegal to deny an IEP

    • @VelkanAngels
      @VelkanAngels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'd like to think she was really serious about her job in both good and bad, and did it to set an example about sticking to the rules, even if they suck for you right now, lol. I'd LIKE to think that, being the key words.

    • @tarksurmani6335
      @tarksurmani6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She had to be there one way or another.....she wasted the students time. She can't go home either way.

    • @chriskimball4893
      @chriskimball4893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because she was in trouble either way. She's allowed to deny one use in the IEP, but no more than that. She denied the computer, so her gimme is gone. Moreover, the child did the assignment on the computer, so she can't just take back the assignment at this point. If she does, then it can be seen as an abuse of a position of power over a special needs child. If she refuses to write, then it's failure to abide by an IEP, which is illegal. Either way, career ending stuff.
      In the end, she had no other choice. Also, she did get respect for sticking to her guns, so there's that.

  • @mememadore3174
    @mememadore3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    I was a substitute teacher for 7 years. My best friends son had an IEP simply for accommodations. He was 2 grades AHEAD of his peers. He has dyspraxia. His handwriting is NOT legible. And that is with special pencils and clips. One of the things that had been an issue was his trauma from being bullied..by both students and teachers...One of the things put in his IEP ( Individual Education Plan) by the Pediatric Psychologist was that his work NOT be returned and asked to do it over. His handwriting was junk but still legible. At this time programs like Dragon speak were fairly new but he also had a speech impediment so there was that too. Anyway. A substitute gets a folder from the teacher, you are supposed to come in at least 10inutes early and familiarize yourself with the syllabus and on any students in class that may have accommodations. Fast forward to snack time and I'm walking down the hallway and my "nephew" is sitting in the hallway, CRYING. This child has NEVER EVER done a thing to be sent out of class. He and his brother are very smart, polite and well rounded children. I walked up and asked him what was wrong. The substitute called him a lazy little story teller and made him REWRITE the paper 3 times. By then he refused. His classmates even told her that he was not doing it on purpose. She sent him out of the room until he decided to not write like a baby. Oh my gosh did I see red. I went directly into the classroom and asked for a word..I also took the folder off the desk with me. I then asked her and she proceeded to try and tell me that my nephew is a lazy little brat that tried handing in his chicken scratch because he didn't feel like slowing down and doing good work. I took out the syllabus a showed her the teacher very clear directions on him and 2 other student with accommodations. She rolled her eyes and said, " Oh for heavens sake! Now they are letting lazy bad behaviours their own paperwork???" These children just lack discipline and direction" I was APOCALYPTIC PISSED. I went straight to the principles office. The sub was fired. And I gave a statement to my best friend. Years later I gave testimony when they sued the school district for the complete and total lack of help while my nephew was bullied to the point that he was WETTING the bed in 7th grade and causing himself to vomit every morning to avoid school. They had to provide him with a tutor until he graduated because he physically cannot step foot in a school. He is so very intelligent and it breaks my heart he missed out on actually going to College. He has done a bunch of online and is now working for a television studio. But he won't even attend his brothers graduation ...

    • @islandwarriorxgaming9613
      @islandwarriorxgaming9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe mama

    • @OneWhoDreamsAwake
      @OneWhoDreamsAwake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Reminds me of my cousin who had a vision issue. Being bullied for being stupid because he was nearly blind and they would often refuse to let him move to the front of the room. 😢 I’m a permanent sub rn, and I will add one thing. It really ticks me off that in my school system I will to go into a classroom and not receive a full sub binder/folder. This is supposed to be a requirement and more than half of the teachers at the school I’m currently at don’t have proper documents and information for me. Sometimes it’s just really outdated. I get really frustrated because I have had students lie about accommodations and normal class procedure before- but I always try to be reasonable and give accommodations and help. Its worse when I know they need those accommodations. It’s hard to do that when idk what they need. I just wish that regular teachers would understand how important that folder is and how it is a substitute’s lifeline. I have since build a strong relationship with our schools primary special ed teacher and give her a call when needed. I hate interrupting her class but needs must. 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @mememadore3174
      @mememadore3174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@OneWhoDreamsAwake That is completely unacceptable. Our district has very strict rules about Substitute protocols.

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol, imagine when you don't have an IEP and the healthcare system just consider your disability as lazyness.
      I am autistic, my school life was hell and NO ONE ever did a thing. Teachers fucking were bullies too, enabling others bullies!
      What in the fucking hell is sociopaths like these are allowed in schools.

    • @laurieannedell1063
      @laurieannedell1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is beyond tragic.

  • @numeristatech
    @numeristatech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    For IT projects: “Give the customer what they want, not what they need. This is powerful medicine and will only need to be used once”
    Words to live by...

  • @Jesamania
    @Jesamania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

    An IEP is an individual education plan. Source: I'm a special ed teacher.

    • @GhalidiusTrident
      @GhalidiusTrident 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was on one of these when I was younger.

    • @yuvalshalgi2289
      @yuvalshalgi2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      do those IEPs start in first grade?if not, when do you first get them and how do they work?do you just have things you can activate whenever you want?

    • @Jesamania
      @Jesamania 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@yuvalshalgi2289 They are developed throughout the child's career from the moment they begin. It's based on reports from neurologists, psychiatrists, behavioural specialists, biokineticists, etc. Each child's needs are different. E.g. if a kid is super fidgety in class to the point of tearing off the skin around their nails, we can give them special toys, play dough, etc. to keep their hands busy. They're also allowed special concessions during examination periods. Some kids are just not great at writing, so they're allowed to use a scribe to write for them.

    • @dovenoire
      @dovenoire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yuvalshalgi2289 Whenever you are in school - I had one preschool-12.

    • @jessicastraub1132
      @jessicastraub1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jesamania I was going to add the comment too. I have two kids on the spectrum. I really appreciate special ed teachers, most of you are AMAZING!!!

  • @neoengsheng
    @neoengsheng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The life of an IT basically boils down to
    When there is no down time:
    Why are we paying IT so much? Nothing happened anyway, we should just cut the budget for IT, we are definitely overpaying them for doing nothing.
    When system failure happened after the budget cut:
    What are IT doing anyway? We paid them and they failed in their job! They don't deserve what we are paying them!

    • @shadowscall7758
      @shadowscall7758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the same for the physical security world as well.

    • @MmeHyraelle
      @MmeHyraelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yup, you have no down time because you're doing your job correctly lol. How stupid could some be.

  • @skeltonslay8er781
    @skeltonslay8er781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    You have a story about someone writing lines, and you didn’t use Bart Simpson as the thumbnail? For shame

    • @aurongrande6141
      @aurongrande6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was wondering that very same thing.

    • @sailormoonchyme
      @sailormoonchyme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SHAME SHAME SHAME

    • @admiralsand
      @admiralsand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skelton slayayter

    • @rebeccalotto8001
      @rebeccalotto8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shaaaaaàaaaaaame

    • @TALKINGtac0
      @TALKINGtac0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We are very disappointed RSlash

  • @Nanamowa
    @Nanamowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    For the guy with the IEP, I can relate a lot, very similar to my childhood. IEP stands for individualized educational plan, or something to that effect, and I was placed on one from kindergarten to my senior year of high school due to my A.D.D. and emotional impairment, and I often got blamed for stuff other kids did, or fights that other people started, which sucked a lot, and they told me I wasn't allowed to go on field trips because I got too many detentions, man I hated that school. One thing that happened in my highschool was they were doing school wide testing and it was in my IEP that I have a robot read out all the questions to me, despite me being a fast reader and perfectly capable of understanding each word. When I refused to listen to the robot talk, since it actually slowed me down with the disconnect between reading and hearing, the teachers forced me, eventually sending me to detention for not wearing the headphones. Eaton Rapids High is the name of a garbage school that no one should ever send their kids, especially those with an IEP.

  • @AutumnFire1414
    @AutumnFire1414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "CYOA" Document, document, document. Save copies of emails to a personal email account. Whenever someone tries to screw you over at work, you'll have proof saved.

    • @venomquill308
      @venomquill308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Wes Prang Hey, he learned his lesson eventually, right? Just kinda sad it was the hard way. At least he wasn't fired!

  • @snipintoaslamjam5518
    @snipintoaslamjam5518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    IT workers have the ability to go like "I'ma destroy this man's whole career, but then it's rewind time"

    • @goldarch7269
      @goldarch7269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yah. It's rewind time
      *Turns spam filter on*

  • @WellPreparedTreeFrog
    @WellPreparedTreeFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Mom: *KIDS IN AFRICA COULD EAT THAT SPAM! DON’T THROW IT AWAY!*

    • @polidon1577
      @polidon1577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What story has spam? Am I watching the wrong video?

    • @WellPreparedTreeFrog
      @WellPreparedTreeFrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dustin Ngo 2:16

    • @polidon1577
      @polidon1577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WellPreparedTreeFrog Oh lmao now I get the pun take your like

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: _time for some malicious compliance_
      "You're right!" _places spam in cardboard boxes, and walks out the door toward the post office_

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trevor Noah: These Americans *sigh*

  • @enderteimant
    @enderteimant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    If a boss ever tells me to prove how sick I am I'll try to throw up in front of him.

    • @SkyManBGProductions
      @SkyManBGProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      EnderTeimant over him*

    • @solar3241
      @solar3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SkyManBGProductions both of them work

    • @dickysatria7268
      @dickysatria7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you evolve into spitter from l4d ?

    • @McSnezzly
      @McSnezzly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ve done this at the nurses office in high school and it worked well

    • @fizzymelt
      @fizzymelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its illegal to ask for proof ! so slam them with a report

  • @Niskara
    @Niskara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I had an IEP in middle and high school because of my ADD and, I found out later, Aspergers and minor autism, and one of my things was that I can listen to music while I do tests because it helps me concentrate and longer time on schoolwork. It was nice but it also really sucks because a lot of the other students were pretty jealous

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I always thought things like this help to easily identify shitty people, and you shouldn't care what they say or how they feel

    • @zoeydecker2960
      @zoeydecker2960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have ADD as well! I can listen to music and it helps me. If it is a familiar song, I can just have it in the background because I know what will happen and don't have to worry about it changing and so I don't have to worry about things happening like pencil sounds or people moving around. I have anxiety as well and that probably contributed to me needing to have something familiar and having no surprise sounds. Though I'm still only a freshman in high school

    • @Niskara
      @Niskara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@limiv5272 I mean, I learned to not care about what others thought about me but when you move to a brand new school district in middle school where you know exactly nobody, it certainly doesn't help

    • @loganricherson
      @loganricherson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just for clarification, Aspergers is autism. Idk when you got that diagnosis as it might have been when they were treated separately but they are the same thing now

    • @Niskara
      @Niskara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@loganricherson it was when they considered it two different things. Appreciate the clarification anyways tho

  • @XchanelgamersHD
    @XchanelgamersHD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    if anyone is interested, IEP= individual education plan, I had one for a bit as well.

    • @angelicslayer3466
      @angelicslayer3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Walter_Pound same

    • @kyliem5812
      @kyliem5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too, and my brother

    • @danielstipetic2070
      @danielstipetic2070 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 8 years in elementary and could use it all through HS but activared it on senior year due to it being the nasty one lol

    • @annied1827
      @annied1827 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i thought it was something like that its called education health care plan now 😊

    • @ssfdre38
      @ssfdre38 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had one too. Add and certain learning disabilities. I had access to the computers for my work and my teachers didn't mind as they all suggested the same things. Hand writing was shit. Still is

  • @Shikaschima
    @Shikaschima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Always CYOA."
    Me: "... Choose your own adven-"
    "Cover your own A**"

  • @ignatz14
    @ignatz14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I bet that email guy didn't listen for a single second. In one ear and out of the other.

  • @quosmium
    @quosmium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Early.
    But that doesn't matter, what matters is that we are here.

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    16:00
    Yeah, that's what I was thinking! I want to hear the rest of THAT story!

  • @gi0nbecell
    @gi0nbecell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Regarding the IEP-Story: I heard about a disabled girl who should get extra time on any written test. That should compensate her slow writing (her brain works perfectly though). However, one of her teachers ignores that by giving the other students the same time (so again she has the disadvantage) or doesn‘t cover the extra time during break (imagine how much rummaging around, laughing and talking there is without a teacher) or have her take the extra time during next class (imagine writing, say, a Math exam while English class is held). This resulted in worse grades, and the teacher had the audacity to call the LEGALLY REQUIRED COMPENSATION OF A DISADVANTAGE DUE TO A DISABILITY an „preferential treatment“ and that she „should be grateful“. The teacher also questioned her work ethics, because she didn‘t do as many questions on a certain test (the teacher dictates the questions, you have a fee minutes to answer, then on to the next), knowing she isn‘t able to write that fast. It took her guardian several meetings with the principal, threatening lawsuits and more, to have her grades fixed in that particular class. Absurd. By the way, this happened in Germany, in a normal high school.

  • @Flauge2
    @Flauge2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:15 as someone who’s worked as an IT consultant for a while, I can confirm that’s exactly what we do. People seem to think they know what’s best for a system they don’t even understand.

  • @stefantsarev4442
    @stefantsarev4442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    What do corporate drones and goldfish have in common? Both have a very short memory.

    • @therealveridicalyt497
      @therealveridicalyt497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naw mate goldfish can remember things up to 6 months+ if it is related to them directly ( place f birth / genitic family etc) . Corporate drones only remember thing for a week or two if it is really important otherwise few minutes

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealveridicalyt497 Is that true? Do goldfish have object permanence? Like can they remember something they've seen, if it's no longer in view?

    • @therealveridicalyt497
      @therealveridicalyt497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SRosenberg203 They don't have object permanence but if they see/smell it again they can remember what it is from past experiences

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@therealveridicalyt497 Fascinating, I never would have expected fish to be able to do that.

    • @therealveridicalyt497
      @therealveridicalyt497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SRosenberg203 Yeah but anyways EPs have a peanut brain

  • @callmeyourdai5y518
    @callmeyourdai5y518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It's amazing to me when I hear of teachers not understanding the importance of IEP, I can't think how sheltered a training or previous school they must have had to not encounter the absolute ball ache it is to get the local authority to sign off on an IEP like it takes forever so many members of staff are involved and you have to have loads of discussion with parents and the pupil. So if a pupil has one it's there for a fucking reason, and these teachers are just like 'nah'.

    • @Drazil100
      @Drazil100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly teacher in this story had a point. Use of the original IEP the kid suggested completely circumvented the entire punishment. And to her credit she did actually write the lines which probably kept the kid there a while which was the point. Probably could have found a way to make the computer work by increasing the number of lines to compensate for increased typing speed and forbidding copy paste.
      If I was that teacher, I’d see the kid is trying to be smart and I’d maliciously comply. I’d write the lines as slowly as possible. He knew what he was doing and I’d give it to him cause he’s clever (and it’s the law), but I’d make him regret not trying to write the lines himself.

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    It feels like yesterday that you got Yugo...

  • @Annabellr
    @Annabellr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Was waiting for this episode and it magically popped up 😂 I love your videos!!!

  • @kainuipenaloza9395
    @kainuipenaloza9395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The small spam getting through one was truly malicious. They complied because they wanted to not because they advised otherwise and they didn’t listen.

  • @TinkBellQ
    @TinkBellQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Story about mike: this is why I email people when I can't make a thing

  • @VesnaVK
    @VesnaVK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    IEP: Individualized Education Program. I have been fighting the system almost nonstop since my son left his wonderful elementary school five years ago. Too many administrators and teachers have the weird idea that all they need to do in the IEP is just describe his challenges, and then just say that the goal is for him to learn in the same way as the other kids. Without actually individualizing anything to make that possible for him to do.
    Want an example? When I wrote to the administrator in charge at his middle school (saying, in part, "his educational program must be individualized. That is what IEP stands for, and that is the mandate of the school system," here's how she responded:
    "I prefer to keep our programming as closely related to standards as possible to inform best practice."
    In my blistering reply, I told her, "You may 'prefer' to keep your programming as close as possible to standards but the fact is, that's not
    the point of an IEP. The point is to individualize the educational program. It's an IEP, not an SEP with tweaks."
    Argh!

  • @josiedavis5994
    @josiedavis5994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Never ever ask a worker to prove their sick. Because one day they will prove it all over you

  • @spilledboba1643
    @spilledboba1643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My family is currently in a similar situation, with my younger brother. My province has been making it harder to get a IEP and to be like, recognized as autistic...? He's in grade 2 now, but had a IEP since Kindergarten, and they're bringing up his file again. They took away all the support he was getting, and it was causing him to lash out (throwing rocks, screaming, etc.) and the school continued to deny him support/care, and they didn't even bother to put that much effort into fixing this until he HIT a teacher. The school was furious, and only then decided to get support for him.

  • @martindixon54
    @martindixon54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How about this for 'proof' of illness:
    One of my former work colleagues once phoned in sick and, when asked by our boss "How sick are you?", he replied "I'm in bed with my sister."
    Even the boss got a laugh out of that one.
    Man, I miss that guy, he was funny as hell...

  • @MulletDestructur
    @MulletDestructur ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A good rule of thumb is that “if it’s not in writing it never happened”

  • @rosieposie1760
    @rosieposie1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In high school I had an IEP that I didn't use much, save for one thing. That one things was I didn't have to do homework so long as my test grades were fine. I always aced exams and set the curve for the rest of the class (which got me snark comments about cheating from others who were barely passing). In Junior year chemistry I had a teacher who graded my homework (as a zero as I didn't do it) no matter how many times I brought up my education plan. Her reasoning, I never paid attention in class, so how was I learning? One day, after almost a full week of valence elections (they're not hard people, it's basically LEGOs!) I was bored out of my gourd, so I skip ahead in the text book to the full electron shells. I work out where every electron should be for Uranium (largest stable element) and show it to her.
    Me: Mrs Teacher, is this right?
    Teacher: (pause) Yes. No one look at Rosie, it will just confuse you more, just accept that she's right.
    After that no one made snark comments about cheating, and my homework was never graded as a zero again.

    • @jacob3988
      @jacob3988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did the other assignments get changed?

    • @rosieposie1760
      @rosieposie1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacob3988 I don't remember, i think so as I got an A in the class in the end.

  • @nickhetzschold7946
    @nickhetzschold7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hello, mate! Just wanted to say that I just recently found your channel and really enjoy watching (or listening for the most part) your videos. They are both incredibly funny and well-made. I do like listening to them whenever I am doing the dishes or cleaning or whatever. Your voice fits the style of this content perfectly and is really enjoyable, even over longer periods of time. Not coming from a native English speaking country, your videos also are pretty helpful in terms of buffing up my English skills, haha. Please continue the great work, I really appreciate your work and effort!

  • @DewCrewGamingYT
    @DewCrewGamingYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love the last story. Looks like OP used Uno Reverse Card on the teacher, and man that sounded great. Anyone else feel that way?
    -NeoBlade

  • @Amanda-mt2hx
    @Amanda-mt2hx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I thought it was ironically funny that the same teacher who was in my IEP meeting and suggested or backed the majority of aids ended up being the one who wouldn’t let me use them. I had him before the IEP and his brother, they were some of the best teachers I had but he did make it more difficult just to get my work after the IEP.

  • @Supevoc
    @Supevoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s the CARE principle “Cover Arse Retain Employment”

  • @tifu6166
    @tifu6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank god, my day is saved!

  • @lilliangoddessofmadness5629
    @lilliangoddessofmadness5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I had an IEP after starting highschool because i'd just gotten the OK from my doctors after being cured of cancer. If i remember correctly, one of the accommodations i was given was that, i had to option to leave class a few minutes before to bell in order to gather my things from my locker and get to my classes without much hassle or getting stuck in a clogged up hallway, or something to that effect, i don't really remember why. But i know i never used it because i felt and still feel like it wasn't necessary. Just because i'm a cancer survivor doesn't mean i should get special treatment.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not about special treatment. Students are all individuals, and sometimes they have individual needs. I didn't have an IEP but I got extra time on standardized tests, which I don't recall ever using once, but just knowing it was available made me feel more confident and secure while taking the tests. The majority of IEPs are given for emotional/behavioral/psychological issues that many students have, though there are also obviously medical accommodations such as yours. Some students just need extra help sometimes, and that's totally OK.

    • @lilliangoddessofmadness5629
      @lilliangoddessofmadness5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SRosenberg203 it felt like special treatment to a 15 year old because of what i'd gone through and i didn't understand then the reason why IEP's existed. My brother is autistic, and has an IEP as well, in highschool, amd i now understand the reason for IEPs. To give sudents with learning, social, physical or developmental disorders an advantage in schools and to help them be on similar levels to their peers. The point is, i was young and dumb at the time and didn't understand shit.

    • @SRosenberg203
      @SRosenberg203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lilliangoddessofmadness5629 Oh I get that. There's so much I didn't understand when I was that age, and sometimes thinking back I wish I could just slap my young self across the face for being such a dumbass lol
      Sorry if it seemed like I was coming at you, I didn't intend it that way.

    • @lilliangoddessofmadness5629
      @lilliangoddessofmadness5629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SRosenberg203 its okay. Im not offended by it or anything. I should have been clear about all this in the first place.

  • @theseawriter
    @theseawriter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:04 IEP stands for Individualized Learning Plan. I have one, as does my sister. I think most people have them if they're disabled in some way, or are neurodivergant.

  • @skullcandy3935
    @skullcandy3935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your videos bring happiness to my day

    • @mikerotchburns7287
      @mikerotchburns7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish I could say the same.

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikerotchburns7287 why can't you say the same thing

    • @mikerotchburns7287
      @mikerotchburns7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ScaredCat4 because I cant bring happiness to my day no matter what I do.

    • @ScaredCat4
      @ScaredCat4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikerotchburns7287 stop, you're being way too real. I'm crying right now about how much I relate to this

  • @matthewbrooks5470
    @matthewbrooks5470 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:27 Well, that's the thing about IT: most of the time if you're doing your job right, the client isn't going to notice anything different...which clearly leads to some thinking you're doing nothing. Best (not necessarily most ethical) way to fix that is by showing them in no uncertain terms what you are helping with.

  • @JessicaDuBois
    @JessicaDuBois 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ty so much for the awesome video. Tell Yugo hello please. Hug him too.

  • @ipndashwr
    @ipndashwr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi. Long time lurker, first time commenter. As an ESE (Exceptional Student Education) Case Manager (think teacher that does paperwork), I write IEPs (Individual Education Plan) constantly. Teachers don't get to pick what IEP Accommodations (i.e. extended time, technological aids, note taking assistance, copy of teacher notes, etc.), they follow. What is written, is what is followed. Period. There is NO picking and choosing. To that point, most teachers are flexible and know the score, but we had one DICK that when asked if they would allow a student to use a highlighter in class, literally said "that's not in their IEP"! So.... by the next day a call was made to mom, the IEP was amended, and a new copy of the student's accommodations were ready for him to sign for and acknowledge.

  • @invadermaythe1st
    @invadermaythe1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Welcome to rSlash mushie's compliance"

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OP: I made the teacher write lines.
    Bart: Is it possible to learn this power?

  • @ricaserra1514
    @ricaserra1514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love u r/slash
    Can you do more entitled parents
    I'm actually early

    • @rosieposie1760
      @rosieposie1760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How about humans being bros? you only did that once, but i loved it.

    • @carlosv9208
      @carlosv9208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah I hate the humans being bro’s sub.

  • @heathertulip2389
    @heathertulip2389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My friend Emily has dysgraphia. (like dyslexia, but for writing. Can’t write like at all). In elementary she had a laptop, since she can type, specifically for that. The amount of teachers that bullied her, refused accommodations, and attempted to destroy her property is insane, especially in elementary! By the time we met in HS none of the teachers really cared, all us students were doing our work on computers anyways. She had to start school a year late because she was too small and they worried the other kids would accidentally kill her! She was an extreme pre-me, like survival rate less than 1%, and by 5 years old I don’t think she had reached two feet tall! Ik plenty of disabilities aren’t visible (mine included!) but really- These teachers really looked at Miss Thumbelina and went “nahhh there’s no way you’re disabled, you don’t need that laptop” like ma’am my hands do not work! Combine that with the student bullies, and she’s missing large chunks of memory from elementary. Ableism is shit. Stand up for your disabled and neurodivergent classmates, kids! Cuz your teachers fucking won’t. At least most of them.
    FYI she is about to graduate with a bachelors and is going to stay in school to become a professor herself in nutrition. She’s the best cook I’ve ever met (she was going to school for that first and changed her mind, so she is a professionally trained chef!!!) loves classic books and musicals, and often sings quietly to her dog, who is almost as big as her, and her adorable baby neice, who is already taller lol. One of her school bullies was in the local paper for attempting to kill someone with a bat, and she is now locked up. All’s well that ends well, I suppose…

  • @csmith0931
    @csmith0931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish I wasn’t so afraid of getting in trouble and would do stuff like this

  • @mandisaplaylist
    @mandisaplaylist 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:22 This advice can also be expressed as "Verbal agreements are worth the paper they are written on" (or the device they are recorded on).

  • @krypticscythe2012
    @krypticscythe2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3 minutes!! That’s pretty spicy

  • @samurailevi49
    @samurailevi49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was in special education until high school. It was HORRIBLE. I think I had maybe two or three good teachers, the rest berated me and screamed at me when I didn’t do something right. Me and the other students were treated like shit and I was especially targeted because I questioned them and stood up for myself.

    • @Obsessedwithanimation
      @Obsessedwithanimation ปีที่แล้ว

      That suck. I was I special Ed, and I still am (even though I'm an A/B student) but all of my special Ed teachers were pretty amazing except for one who would I think yell at me for reading something aloud wrong. I think this is why I have anxiety about reading aloud.

  • @Sean-uv2di
    @Sean-uv2di 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I once had a teacher spray me in the face with water twice after an argument. We had a meeting with my parents, the principal, my counselor, and her boss. She was not fired. She never addressed me in class again.

  • @foxronyo
    @foxronyo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:14
    Well, this is simply another example of IT fixing a problem by 'turning it off, then turning it back on again'.

  • @hincjr
    @hincjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I find the lack of Bart Simpson in the thumbnail disturbing.

  • @parzival-bo
    @parzival-bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, with the IEP thing...I'm not gonna say the teacher was in the right in any way for denying computer use, but I think Copy-Paste was admittedly toeing the line of what should be acceptable in that context IMO.

  • @anakinskywalker7208
    @anakinskywalker7208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Do stories about Kevin

    • @JM-ij1om
      @JM-ij1om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! Omg those are some of the funniest stories!

  • @krismartikris4834
    @krismartikris4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Re: the topic at 6:28 - ALWAYS document any instruction you are given by supervision (including the department Lead), noting the date and time the instruction was given and note the date and time the job was completed. I worked for a health insurance company and part of my job was to call members who appeared on a 'trigger list' to ensure they were receiving appropriate care. My supervisor was a Karen (she even had the haircut!) who went on a rant when I set up transportation to an appointment 120 miles from our member's home for a five-year-old child who suddenly went selectively mute and and was set to see a renowned expert in the field. The doctor was going to be in our state for one day and the drive would take them through a major contruction zone. Since the dad cried during the call, I decided they had no business driving. This was escalated to our Medical Direcor, because of cost, who read my notes and agreed it was a potential liability. If I hadn't had those notes...

  • @heyitsrae5407
    @heyitsrae5407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you put on your sick voice , it sounded like you were trying to be Castiel from Supernatural.

  • @lomax343
    @lomax343 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:20 - The CYOA rule is pretty important, but it only ranks no 2. The no 1 rule (told to me by my father, the day started my first job. "As the most junior guy, you'll be sent out for sandwiches, cigarettes [this was a while ago] etc. When this happens, BE SURE TO GET THE MONEY FIRST. It's astonishing how many high-powered executives 'Don't have any change right now,' and will then suffer a memory loss about paying you later."

  • @nightcoreandanimelover4272
    @nightcoreandanimelover4272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hi rslash love ur vids there awesome and funny keep up the good work have a good day or night who ever sees my comment

  • @platinumraven118
    @platinumraven118 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The IT stories speak volumes about the magic of not noticing something working because it's job is to make something NOT happen. Filters are vital

  • @360newb3
    @360newb3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    never been this early for one of your vids

    • @jasminelepori3515
      @jasminelepori3515 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      neither have i

    • @skykirk6780
      @skykirk6780 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @MartinTiks
      @MartinTiks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      come back tomorrow same time.He always uploads at this time

  • @user-pm5mw8zs8s
    @user-pm5mw8zs8s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I listen to your videos itleast once a day! its perfect for when I'm busy and moving around or just driving in the car. I dont really like listening to others read Reddit too much, something about their voices. Thankyou for making ur videos !

  • @JamieJosef
    @JamieJosef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Literally why am I this early

  • @toribarlow1000
    @toribarlow1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:06 IEP stands for individual education plan. And many schools like to fight you on following IEP's. It's a pain in the neck to get them to comply.
    I got a university professor fired after he denied me in writing and verbally. He didn't have tenure.

  • @konkordzik1281
    @konkordzik1281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ay im here under a minute

  • @haaly7245
    @haaly7245 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I work as a developer and have worked as IT support in the past.
    I usually get customers to desist from stupid requests by telling them the consequences in a way that they understand.
    For the spam filter my response would be: "You will be getting 20+ spam e-mails every single hour, are you sure this is what you want?"

  • @slaterfrei7665
    @slaterfrei7665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In the second and third one when they said that they wanted the spam filter back they should have put it for everything. Not just spam everything and see how mad they get!

  • @Xiellion
    @Xiellion 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That assessment on how IT works is 100% accurate, we don't have a ton of users so we have storage set up to make automatic images of the users computer every Friday, any time something is messed up we ask if it worked last week, if it did we just install their image from a week ago and no one's the wiser

  • @Jennifer_MB
    @Jennifer_MB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Early squad! ❤

  • @queenofcute72
    @queenofcute72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That teacher one was more satisfying than I thought it would be clicking this video. XD

  • @reptileandaquaticknowledge8682
    @reptileandaquaticknowledge8682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Give me a shout out or I’ll give you my top three Karen story’s

  • @rai1578
    @rai1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    For anyone wondering, IEP stands for Individualized Education Plan. It's also illegal for a school not to follow an IEP if a student has one, but unfortunately, it can be extremely difficult to actually get anything done about it. Court cases relating to IEP noncompliance are almost unheard of, despite the fact that it happens nearly every day

  • @tenasnider
    @tenasnider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was just watching r/ videos. ( it was that one where a guy cheated and his girlfriend sold everything on his ruinscape account)

  • @jordanericbaird2724
    @jordanericbaird2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    For those wondering, and IEP is an individualized education plan. It’s an education plan suited for each person who needs the extra assistance. I had one too, so I completely understand the difficulty.

  • @HayatoStarGod
    @HayatoStarGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine being pinned for no reason...

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone with special needs I can relate to the last couple of stories... I went to a school where THE BUS and CROSSING GAURDS were nonexistent (parents HAD to drop off AND pick up their kids EVERY SINGLE DAY and the PRINCIPAL was the one directing traffic) and one where it was a luxury you had to fight tooth and claw for and you’d only be able to get it if you were lucky and in special ed! (California pre 2007 If you’re wondering)

  • @TheNomad94
    @TheNomad94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still censoring even the most benign words. Oh well.

    • @FizzieWebb
      @FizzieWebb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he want's them advertising dollars, it's what he's gotta do.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah let's have him not get paid by YT so he stops

    • @TheNomad94
      @TheNomad94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GiordanDiodato Least he could do is get creative. Pixeling "crap" just makes me feel patronized and not want to watch anyway. Hoo ray.

  • @DrYeet2704
    @DrYeet2704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember in Year 9 (UK, this was October 2019), I was at a Parents' Evening, and my Computer Science teacher is, let me be honest, a bit dyslexic. And so eventually the topic comes onto my work. Sir says that it is good work, but I need to make my handwriting better. And, quick side note: I have had... OK, have, very bad handwriting. It's like writing in English and the reader (who is English) thinks it's Chinese. Even I can't read it sometimes. So, Sir says that if I want some good Computer Science grades, I will need to improve my writing. But, he says the words I was wanting to hear: "but, for tests, you can do them on the computer".
    As far as I know, kids over in the UK can't get an IEP or an equivalent unless they have a SEN need. But I kinda need the help, so when I need to do my actual GCSEs, the exam board (OCR) *might* allow the use of a computer if my exam would be illegible if handwritten.
    And, Sir has stuck to that! After the UK lockdown, we had a test to see how we were doing. He actually put the test on the computer and asked me to do it on there. And... I am a fast typer (140-150 WPM depending on various factors), so I did the test in around 10 minutes. We had 60 minutes to do it.

  • @theprav1010
    @theprav1010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    First

  • @Twinklethefox9022
    @Twinklethefox9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That school story is so relatable for me. I used to have to deal with those in intermediate and middle School. I got over it when I got older.

  • @bethanyboarder7751
    @bethanyboarder7751 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:21 i actually have one of those things.. it stands for: Individualized Education Plan or something along those lines. in case anyone was wondering about that

  • @czlek1707
    @czlek1707 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:20
    turning stuff off and on is the main job of the IT after all

  • @emtims1670
    @emtims1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes! CYA is important. Whenever I talk to a boss I always send a follow up email confirming what we talked about, lol. Something like, " to be clear, blah blah " or "just to confirm, etc. etc. " which forces them to reply back to me. I never get screwed over because I can always bring the receipts.

  • @Daikoon
    @Daikoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those tricky OSI Layer 8 problems are the biggest mystery of the IT-sector.

  • @SimonTekConley
    @SimonTekConley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    In IT, if you do your job correctly, the company can't figure out why they're paying you because nothing "fails". Then all hell breaks lose once you're not around. So that's why it's useful to make sure they see you as useful

  • @rebeccataylor2049
    @rebeccataylor2049 ปีที่แล้ว

    The last two stories was basically my life. But I was born in 1971. It's crazy hearing this on r/slash. I hope everyone that had to deal with that is living a beautiful life now!!❤👏

  • @vagabondrobotics
    @vagabondrobotics 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had an IEP during elementary and middle school. Saw it briefly, was vaguely told that it was supposed to help me. Never told how to use it or what accommodations i had access to. I now feel like my education was needlessly made more difficult for me.

  • @numeristatech
    @numeristatech 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As for lines... my IT teacher in the 90’s gave out 20 lines if anyone played around in class. My being a smartarse geek, I asked if we could use Excel. Then he said “ok, but use excel, you must write 65536 lines. In the same file.”
    Later I find out that excel at that time stopped at 65535 lines.... Well played sir. Well played. Rest in peace.

  • @fretfultrout2788
    @fretfultrout2788 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know the story is gonna be good and maliciously compliant when it starts out or mentions working in IT. They never learn to not mess with IT

  • @jameswatson1576
    @jameswatson1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Teacher: Write 100 lines
    Student: No you. *shows reverse uno card*

  • @anthustenebris9202
    @anthustenebris9202 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I once worked in an organisation with a few hundred computers, about thirty of which were in a particular tutoring room which was mainly booked to one tutor.
    Originally I had named the computers after the room number, followed by a computer number starting at "01" next to the door and working counter-clockwise around the room. This was standard for all the tutoring rooms in the building.
    The tutor, not asking about or checking my numbering scheme, later drew up a room layout with the count starting next to his computer and going clockwise. He was mad at me for not predicting his intended room plan.
    When the computers in his room were due for replacing, I took care to number them in accordance with the room plan which was pinned on the wall above his desk.
    Nope, not good enough! He had drawn up another room plan and was quite annoyed when I told him that the task of renaming the computers AGAIN would have to wait twenty six weeks until the next vacation period when I wasn't taking time off.
    The computers were perfectly usable the whole time.

  • @blackthrone6976
    @blackthrone6976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    IT has a thing called PICNIC. It's short for, "Problem In Chair, Not In Computer". Some even have a simple question list like "Did you try turning the computer off and on again?","Did you turn your monitor on?" and others like that.

  • @MannyXVIII
    @MannyXVIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    since you brought it up ... there is the weird thing where if a service is faulty and the customer gets quick responsive help with the order he will be happier by the end than he would have been getting a perfect service in the first place.

  • @falcon3268
    @falcon3268 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first story gives me a idea if my manager ever require that I will do that. lol!!

  • @platinumraven118
    @platinumraven118 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No one who asks someone to "Prove they're ill" has really thought of the cheapest and most convenient ways to inform someone they're ill, eh?

  • @kimillionaire
    @kimillionaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    How many times do we have to tell folks? Never frick over IT 😂