Mom was making biscuits for breakfast. Steam was coming out of them. I said are they hot mom??? Then I thought nope that's freezer burn. Here's your sign Natalie
Something that'll always keep me happy on the daily. Good time to mention this: I was at a family birthday party for my cousin from New Jersey and we walked in. My uncle on my mom's side of our family came in late and said, "Is it someone's birthday?" I, with the straightest face, looked at him and said, "Nope. We stole this cake from Publix." Here's your sign.
I remember hearing the song in the Summer 97. Bill Engvall and Travis Tritt was the guest in the song while Bill said jokes. Travis sang the chorus. I remember Iowa's Best Country Kix 101 radio played the song in the Summer 97.
I was on a High School baseball team. We were preparing for a tournament, the first practice being pop-fly catches. The first pitching machine ball the assistant coach fires into the air misses my glove and hits me square in the eye. One of the other outfielders asked me, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Nope. Felt so good, I'll do it again. Still got another eye left. Here's Your Sign."
I had a very similar experience playing baseball in the street as a kid (as one did, back then) it had just finished raining and our bases were carpet samples. I hit what should have been a home run but as I was rounding third the base slid across the road...as did my knee! I still have a scar from that, approx 3" long. One of the kids we were playing with came over as I was trying to get up and prevent the blood from getting all over my socks and shoes - I'm bleeding profusely from a gigantic gash in my knee and he says "Oooooh! Does that hurt?!?" "Nope, felt real good! Kinda tickles actually...don't forget to grab your sign when you leave" (this was around the time this saying was HUGE so I got a big scar & big laughs that day 😁)
I was in Tunica, MS a couple of years back when this happened. My grandfather had just turned 75 years of age and my aunt & I were getting ready to go home the next morning when he saw the pair of jeans he was wearing, I was sitting in a chair just minding my own business and he said to me "Are those your jeans on the floor?" I couldn't resist, I said "Yeah, the Tooth Fairy stopped in for a nightcap last night and I forgot to put them back on!" Then he went into the bathroom. Here's your sign.
We have all had our moments as stupid people. I love the Here's Your Sign Joke where Bill came out of the mall one day and the guy who parked his car next to Bill's stood there with a coat hanger in his window. Bill couldn't resist asking him, "You lock your keys in your car?" The other guy turned around and said, "Nope. Just washed them and they're hanging up to dry. Here's your sign."
I work in a warehouse and a fellow case picker asked me if I was case picking while I was doing just that. I said nope, I'm giving these boxes a ride on this pallet. Here's your sign. Wheeeeee!!!
Hey! born 1992, Australian, first saw Bill Engvall around on the Blue comedy tour dvd about 13yr have loved his work ever since! I do get what you're saying anyone born now or in their teens would probably look at this in disgust. Oh well they don't know what they're missing out on.
Got caught in a rainstorm walking to work one morning. I got in and the boss said "Is it raining?" and I couldn't resist, I said "Nope, just got dressed before I had my shower to save time. Here's your sign!"
I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"
I've watched this video over and over throughout the years and never tire of it. ANd the message only gets truer and truer as time passes! 8-) Bless you Bill Engvall.
This song reminds me of a really good Here's Your Sign joke. The one where Bill got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer underneath an overpass, so he and the trucker were standing on the side of the road waiting on the tow truck driver and the highway patrolman pulls up. And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and Bill's thinkin': 'Oh dear God, he can't say it 'cause I'll start laughing.' Sure enough, cop goes: 'You get your truck stuck?' And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat he goes: 'Nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign.'
Possible scenario. I'm heading to class, and I'm playing some music on my phone. This guy walks up to me and says “You listening to music?” I said, “Nope, I'm communicating with aliens. Here’s your sign.”
I remember several years ago, my wife and I were at dinner with my family--as we walked out of the restaurant, there's a _big_ sign behind the cashier that says: _NO CHECKS ACCEPTED_. There's a customer standing in front of the cashier, and she said, "Can I just write a check for dinner?" I _ran_ out the door, and jumped in my car, turned to my wife, and said, "I've got just _THREE WORDS_ for that woman, and *_YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE_*!" My wife said, "Go ahead, say it." I said, _"HERE'S YOUR SIGN_!"
@@JohnSmith-zw8vp True, but when I said "here's your sign" to my wife, it was in Bill Engvall's vein of "I hate stupid people. They should just have to _wear SIGNS_ that just say, _'I'm STUPID!'"_
In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'
@@dirkevans3443 Same here. In fact, I work at a retirement home in the food service department. I was taking the temps on the salad bar. This one lady asked me, "Are you taking the temps?" I said, "Nope. I'm practicing for a medical degree. Here's Your Sign."
I love this song and Bill Engvall. People need signs like that, even here. I remember a few years ago I moved from my flat to my home now. I brought my friend over after I had all my stuff moved in and he asked "This is your new house"? And I said "Nope, it's my neighbors. I broke in so you could see who I lived next to". Here's your sign!
In my 10th grade English class back in the day one of my classmates kept wanting me to "show your sign" while flashing the west side gang symbol...so I made a yellow button/sign that read I'M STUPID and when he did that I said, "Oh you want me to show a sign? Okay...here's your sign!" :D
Years ago my now ex wife's great uncle passed away. He loved to feed the squirrels from his couch in the den, leaving his door open, so they could come in and watch TV with him while they snacked. After the service we were heading back home, when we inadvertently ran something over. When she saw what we hit, she told me we had just hit a squirrel. Without thinking, I blurted our, "well, at least now your great uncle won't be lonely!"
One time I was with my family sitting down at a table and we were playing cards and I was the dealer. As I'm dealing my uncle walks into the room and says "y'all dealing cards?" And without missing a beat I said "nope. I'm dividing up the family fortune" Here's your sign
So basically the same people that will call a grocery store like Harris Teeter way before we close and someone answers the phone and they ask "Are you guys open?", i'm half tempted if they'd let me answer it to say "nope, we just like to test the phones every once in a while when we're closed here's your sign"...
I work in a grocery store and I was gathering carts around 6 pm and the parking lot is full, lights are on and people are doing their business. This lady pulls in front on me and rolls down her window and asks, "Are you open?". My head twitched a bit before I thought "Nope. We're waiting for a film crew with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham to come and shoot their next scene." Here's your sign.
Here are a few good ones he could use. 1. If your kid gets dinner from a fast-food restaurant (preferably a bad one, like Arby's): Mother: Did you get this food from *insert fast-food restaurant* Kid: Nope, it's homemade. Here's your sign. 2. A while ago I heard about people camping outside of stores, waiting for a new Playstation (I think that's what it was.) to be released. I think a good one would be if someone asked "Are you waiting for the new Playstation to be released?". Then one of the people waiting would say something about the Grateful Dead touring.
In 1997 this song got me fired from a country radio station in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was the DJ on the weekend, midnight to 6:00 am shift. I dedicated this song to the executives of an airline that was getting rid of service in and out of Cheyenne. The following Monday morning I was given the news that I was fired.
I remember once I lived in a dorm and many of the women were getting dressed and made up for the homecoming dance. I left my room dressed in pajamas and a bathrobe and one of these women asked, "Are you going to the dance?" I just glared at her and said "Yes, I thought that I'd go casual this year." Here's your sign.
Was catching up with high school buddy on my college campus and told him I had just bought some scantrons He asked “oh, for tests?” I said “NO, I’m gonna doodle on them!”
I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"
Bit of an fantasy/sci-fi writer. On one site, I got a message saying, "This is amazing. Did you write all these?" I went, "Nope. I just stared at the screen and the letters just showed up, just like magic. Here's Your Sign." Then, since I was looking for something like this, I included the link to it.
Before I developed my own taste of music I would listen to country music because that is what my mom and nanny would listen to. This song was on one of their CD's and it has always been in my head and showed me people are stupid haha!
In school I was in English class and the teacher announced a quiz will begin today. And this kid next to me asked, "Do we have a quiz? " I said, "Nope this is a practice drill for suprise quizzes, here's your sign."
The Funny Thing is Most People Think I’m Not Stupid Because I’m Autistic so I Don’t Get a Lot of Stuff so I Always Wind up Askin’ a Shit Ton of Questions
Whenever I take my pet lizard out in public, someone will ask "Is that real?" I find that so annoying becuase even inamate objects are "real"; I think what they mean is "Is that alive?" but I don't have to say anything because when people say that, my lizard will turn around and look at them as if she is saying, "Nope. I'm just a figment of your imagination! Here's your sign!"
I'm cutting firewood one day guy comes up to me and asked "cutting some wood" "nope, I'm trying my new axe out before i use it for steak. Here's your sign"
I lost my Nintendo DS once, months later I finally found it. My friends comes over, picks it up and starts playing it. After a minute he goes "Oh, did you get your DS back?" I shoulda said "Nope! That one's a decoy! Here's your sign."
This needs to be shown to the following people: 1. People that say political stuff just to start something 2. Hollywood 3. Tonight show hosts 4. Communists 5. The MAP community 6. Twitter 7. Twitter 8. TWITTER 9. Parents who give their toddlers access to TH-cam 10. Teachers that call it disrespect when you make a valid point in an argument 11. And more in the reply section of this comment (please don't get political or religious, I don't want anyone to start an ass backwards pissing watch)
I need several of those signs to hand out to my customers every day! I have a zero tolerance for stupidity. Maybe Travis would come in once a week or so & sing the song for us since he lives right down the road!!
I'm washing the the mirrors in the bathroom customer comes in and says to me "mirror dirty" I said nope "there's a genie in it and I'm trying to get my 3 wishes" here's your sign
It really happened... the U-Haul thing. Truck's half loaded out by the curb, I'm puttin' stuff in it... and the guy walking up the the street just had to ask, "You moving?" I say, "Nope, just takin'ng my stuff for a ride." This happened in 1984, way before i ever heard of B.E.... I coulda been famaous if I'd only thunk up the part about the sign.
I go into a bank to withdraw money a few weeks ago. I hand the teller a withdrawal slip with my account # on it and my id. The teller asks me if I had an account there.
Back when my husband and I were both volunteer firefighters (he hung up the gear 7 years ago), we once responded to a chimney fire call on the Main Street of town during the evening rush hour. Got the fire knocked down with no trouble, and we were putting the tools away and rolling up the hoses when somebody came up to us and asked “Hey, did you guys have a fire?” My husband, who’s a total smartass, immediately replied, “No, we thought we’d have a practice drill during rush hour just to liven things up a bit!” Here’s your sign!
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Mom was making biscuits for breakfast. Steam was coming out of them. I said are they hot mom??? Then I thought nope that's freezer burn. Here's your sign Natalie
Still WAY too many people WITHOUT their Sign.....
You ought to go to a sign company and order some.
I bet they'd love the work.
My nephew asks me what I'm doing with my phone in my hand. Like nothing just looking at my lock screen. Here's your sign nephew. Lol
Sounds like he's the smart one...
What's the definition of Classical?
Something that never gets old.
This doesn't.
Yes, because there will ALWAYS be stupid people in the world!!!
You're thinking of "classic", not "classical ".......here's your sign
The offical theme song for many years.
And 2021
Hilarious and sad simultaneously
And 2022
It gets more accurate as time goes on. This one is from 2024. Let’s see how accurate it is in 2050.
Something that'll always keep me happy on the daily. Good time to mention this:
I was at a family birthday party for my cousin from New Jersey and we walked in. My uncle on my mom's side of our family came in late and said, "Is it someone's birthday?" I, with the straightest face, looked at him and said, "Nope. We stole this cake from Publix." Here's your sign.
Not Kroger. Here’s your sign😊
An absolute legend God bless him and hats off to the cast that replicated the dance.
I remember hearing the song in the Summer 97. Bill Engvall and Travis Tritt was the guest in the song while Bill said jokes. Travis sang the chorus. I remember Iowa's Best Country Kix 101 radio played the song in the Summer 97.
I was on a High School baseball team. We were preparing for a tournament, the first practice being pop-fly catches. The first pitching machine ball the assistant coach fires into the air misses my glove and hits me square in the eye. One of the other outfielders asked me, "Did it hurt?" I said, "Nope. Felt so good, I'll do it again. Still got another eye left. Here's Your Sign."
I had a very similar experience playing baseball in the street as a kid (as one did, back then) it had just finished raining and our bases were carpet samples. I hit what should have been a home run but as I was rounding third the base slid across the road...as did my knee! I still have a scar from that, approx 3" long.
One of the kids we were playing with came over as I was trying to get up and prevent the blood from getting all over my socks and shoes - I'm bleeding profusely from a gigantic gash in my knee and he says "Oooooh! Does that hurt?!?"
"Nope, felt real good! Kinda tickles actually...don't forget to grab your sign when you leave" (this was around the time this saying was HUGE so I got a big scar & big laughs that day 😁)
I was in Tunica, MS a couple of years back when this happened. My grandfather had just turned 75 years of age and my aunt & I were getting ready to go home the next morning when he saw the pair of jeans he was wearing, I was sitting in a chair just minding my own business and he said to me "Are those your jeans on the floor?" I couldn't resist, I said "Yeah, the Tooth Fairy stopped in for a nightcap last night and I forgot to put them back on!" Then he went into the bathroom. Here's your sign.
that is the song I was looking for
We have all had our moments as stupid people. I love the Here's Your Sign Joke where Bill came out of the mall one day and the guy who parked his car next to Bill's stood there with a coat hanger in his window. Bill couldn't resist asking him, "You lock your keys in your car?" The other guy turned around and said, "Nope. Just washed them and they're hanging up to dry. Here's your sign."
I would’ve said “Nope, I’m the coat checker for this here parking lot.”
I work in a warehouse and a fellow case picker asked me if I was case picking while I was doing just that. I said nope, I'm giving these boxes a ride on this pallet. Here's your sign. Wheeeeee!!!
This will never get old. Sadly, it is even more prevalent today.
Hey! born 1992, Australian, first saw Bill Engvall around on the Blue comedy tour dvd about 13yr have loved his work ever since! I do get what you're saying anyone born now or in their teens would probably look at this in disgust. Oh well they don't know what they're missing out on.
Yep, more prevalent today! 9-3-22
Nah, it was more prevalent in the 1980s. In general, people are smarter and more rational now than they were decades ago.
@@Steveman27 I'm not so sure about that...
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Got caught in a rainstorm walking to work one morning. I got in and the boss said "Is it raining?" and I couldn't resist, I said "Nope, just got dressed before I had my shower to save time. Here's your sign!"
I couldnt pass that up either
As a 3rd person I would of said "Ya walked in that one. Thats funny I don't care who you are"
🤣
🤣😂🌧
That would be hard to pass up
I had a "Here's Your Sign"! moment I when I was in Jr. High people were setting up for a Volleyball game when a kid asked "are you having a volleball game tonight?" a coach looked at him and said" no we're setting up for fun!"
I've watched this video over and over throughout the years and never tire of it. ANd the message only gets truer and truer as time passes! 8-) Bless you Bill Engvall.
This song reminds me of a really good Here's Your Sign joke. The one where Bill got stuck behind a big rig that wedged his trailer underneath an overpass, so he and the trucker were standing on the side of the road waiting on the tow truck driver and the highway patrolman pulls up. And he looks at the guy's rig and he looks at the trucker and Bill's thinkin': 'Oh dear God, he can't say it 'cause I'll start laughing.' Sure enough, cop goes: 'You get your truck stuck?' And God bless this trucker, without missing a beat he goes: 'Nope, I was delivering that overpass and I ran out of gas. Here's your sign.'
Lol...too funny!
lol
LOL Good one.
Very funny.
😂😂😂
This guy was 20 years ahead of his time.
The Official Theme song of Congress.
Every politician in California starting with Governor Gavin Newsom and Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi.
Especially the dumbass liberals
Let's expand that a bit - "The Official Theme Song of Politicians." All of them.
Big time
They should play this for the president instead of hail to the chief. I mean for the rest of time. Just to be fair.
This song is so true. People ask the silliest questions sometimes. You gotta love it. Lol
Bill,Jeff and Larry need to put out more music and movies.
You forgot the 'Tater 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love this video.
Possible scenario. I'm heading to class, and I'm playing some music on my phone. This guy walks up to me and says “You listening to music?” I said, “Nope, I'm communicating with aliens. Here’s your sign.”
This is getting more real everyday.
I remember several years ago, my wife and I were at dinner with my family--as we walked out of the restaurant, there's a _big_ sign behind the cashier that says: _NO CHECKS ACCEPTED_. There's a customer standing in front of the cashier, and she said, "Can I just write a check for dinner?" I _ran_ out the door, and jumped in my car, turned to my wife, and said, "I've got just _THREE WORDS_ for that woman, and *_YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE_*!" My wife said, "Go ahead, say it."
I said, _"HERE'S YOUR SIGN_!"
+Robert Nielsen HA U should gone up to the women and said "U know that big thing is behind him says".
Okay boomer
There WAS a sign though!!
😂😂😂😂
@@JohnSmith-zw8vp True, but when I said "here's your sign" to my wife, it was in Bill Engvall's vein of "I hate stupid people. They should just have to _wear SIGNS_ that just say, _'I'm STUPID!'"_
In tenth grade I came down with a bad case of Stomach Flu and was out for two weeks, after recovering and getting the all clear from the doctor I returned to school and my friend says 'Were you sick with the flu?' so I said 'Nope! I went on vacation to Hawaii and lost twenty pounds! Here's Your Sign!'
Who's here rn in 2024 when we need him the most
I still use this phrase all the time
It’s just too perfect for so many things that hear, see or read
Yep, Here’s your sign!
@@dirkevans3443 Same here. In fact, I work at a retirement home in the food service department. I was taking the temps on the salad bar. This one lady asked me, "Are you taking the temps?"
I said, "Nope. I'm practicing for a medical degree. Here's Your Sign."
I love this song and Bill Engvall. People need signs like that, even here. I remember a few years ago I moved from my flat to my home now. I brought my friend over after I had all my stuff moved in and he asked "This is your new house"? And I said "Nope, it's my neighbors. I broke in so you could see who I lived next to". Here's your sign!
Today the "sign" is called a covid mask.
There are so many people in this world today that need this sign 😂😂😂
Therapists should show this to their patients who suffer from depression!!
Todays sighn is a mask ..
they have their own version. It is a red hat.
@@SammysBaits face mask
Yea. The ones that got the jab
man, Travis Tritt and Bill Engvall together on one video... epic man!!!
I just love the way he says "heres your sign" after the tire incident
In my 10th grade English class back in the day one of my classmates kept wanting me to "show your sign" while flashing the west side gang symbol...so I made a yellow button/sign that read I'M STUPID and when he did that I said, "Oh you want me to show a sign? Okay...here's your sign!" :D
Forget a sign; my little sister needs a friggin' billboard!
noice
In this world, where IDIOCRACY has become a DOCUMENTARY, she's probably NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
Still just as great as the first time i heard bill doing his comedy on the radio in the late 90's
Years ago my now ex wife's great uncle passed away. He loved to feed the squirrels from his couch in the den, leaving his door open, so they could come in and watch TV with him while they snacked. After the service we were heading back home, when we inadvertently ran something over. When she saw what we hit, she told me we had just hit a squirrel.
Without thinking, I blurted our, "well, at least now your great uncle won't be lonely!"
We need more of this nowadays
One time I was with my family sitting down at a table and we were playing cards and I was the dealer. As I'm dealing my uncle walks into the room and says "y'all dealing cards?" And without missing a beat I said "nope. I'm dividing up the family fortune" Here's your sign
Hopefully nobody LOSES their family fortune playing cards!!
This song applies to my work the state of pa.
Fun fact, my dad is the actor who played the guy who spilled coffee on himself!
While working over, management “ working over”
Me “No , I just forgot how to leave work “ here’s your sign
So basically the same people that will call a grocery store like Harris Teeter way before we close and someone answers the phone and they ask "Are you guys open?", i'm half tempted if they'd let me answer it to say "nope, we just like to test the phones every once in a while when we're closed here's your sign"...
I work in a grocery store and I was gathering carts around 6 pm and the parking lot is full, lights are on and people are doing their business. This lady pulls in front on me and rolls down her window and asks, "Are you open?". My head twitched a bit before I thought "Nope. We're waiting for a film crew with Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham to come and shoot their next scene." Here's your sign.
Hilarious
Darn right
@@DarkPaladin24, That would be a good movie. And to see your parking lot on screen later would be a hoot!
Closest thing we ever got in real life were those 'I'm with stupid' shirts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Old school but still holds up today
This is the best song
Oh my word - here's to the SIGN holders out there!! I remember getting this song for all my girls!!
I work for an establishment (a college) that really needs one of these signs. There's a lot of less than brilliant people running the show over there.
Here are a few good ones he could use.
1. If your kid gets dinner from a fast-food restaurant (preferably a bad one, like Arby's):
Mother: Did you get this food from *insert fast-food restaurant*
Kid: Nope, it's homemade. Here's your sign.
2. A while ago I heard about people camping outside of stores, waiting for a new Playstation (I think that's what it was.) to be released. I think a good one would be if someone asked "Are you waiting for the new Playstation to be released?". Then one of the people waiting would say something about the Grateful Dead touring.
And what's wrong with Arby's?
@@jacklow9611It's better than his momma's cooking!
The singer is Travis Tritt for anyone wanting to know
ah can't stop pushing the replay button
In 1997 this song got me fired from a country radio station in Cheyenne, Wyoming. I was the DJ on the weekend, midnight to 6:00 am shift. I dedicated this song to the executives of an airline that was getting rid of service in and out of Cheyenne. The following Monday morning I was given the news that I was fired.
I remember once I lived in a dorm and many of the women were getting dressed and made up for the homecoming dance. I left my room dressed in pajamas and a bathrobe and one of these women asked, "Are you going to the dance?" I just glared at her and said "Yes, I thought that I'd go casual this year." Here's your sign.
Well, it could be a sleepover/pj themed dance...doesn't that count?
Hey they could have a PJ themed dance if they really wanted!
@@JohnSmith-zw8vpYou need your own special little sign.
Was catching up with high school buddy on my college campus and told him I had just bought some scantrons
He asked “oh, for tests?”
I said “NO, I’m gonna doodle on them!”
Oh @BillEngvall, PLEASE do a 2024 version of Here's Your Sign? I can only imagine what you would, or could come up with.
Love this .
Where can I buy the signs I want to hand them out.
If you want some signs, they're a dollar each or 3 for $5. ;)
@@damightybenstein
That's stupid. Why pay more for less?
@@JonwithnoH0823 That's the whole point. You'd have to be stupid to pay that much.
@@damightybensteinGive John his own sign!
Winslow Arizona's visitors and convention bureau ought to pay him for that song.
The 80's were great years!
This came out in the 90s.
I swear this shit is hilarious reminds me of my Dad we would laugh 😂 so much.
He always said “here’s your sign”
Bill: I gotta download a bunch of crap | Unknown: On your computer? | Bill: Nope, on the toilet |Bill: here's your sign
I was at the store the other day and was in line and had hamburgers and buns and hotdogs to grill later. and the girl behind be says "Are you gonna eat all that?" I said "nope, i forgot the christmas decorations this year, and figured this would do"
Bit of an fantasy/sci-fi writer. On one site, I got a message saying, "This is amazing. Did you write all these?"
I went, "Nope. I just stared at the screen and the letters just showed up, just like magic. Here's Your Sign." Then, since I was looking for something like this, I included the link to it.
i like this video
Let's face it all of us deserve one of these signs. Just some more than others lol
Before I developed my own taste of music I would listen to country music because that is what my mom and nanny would listen to. This song was on one of their CD's and it has always been in my head and showed me people are stupid haha!
My Military favorite " Did you get your Haircut? Nope i got them all cut...sir." The sign stayed out of sight....lol
Great
hey super cool video
every since I heard this song. I know what the world need
Shared this in all the facebook groups for people to SHARE with Jehovah's Witnesses!! LOL
In school I was in English class and the teacher announced a quiz will begin today. And this kid next to me asked, "Do we have a quiz? "
I said, "Nope this is a practice drill for suprise quizzes, here's your sign."
bill is describing half of my family!!
I'm glad they gave the lady who talking on her phone while driving a sign.
The Funny Thing is Most People Think I’m Not Stupid Because I’m Autistic so I Don’t Get a Lot of Stuff so I Always Wind up Askin’ a Shit Ton of Questions
Same with me some times
I do not know it a joke.
Because of my autism
Stupid and autistic are 2 different things. You never chose to be autistic
I am to usually if I dont know something I figure it out
This could never be more true
BEST VIDEO EVER !! you deserve more than 1 milion views !!
i bought 4 coffees the other day at timmies the woman asked me if i wanted a tray with that... nope ill put them in my pocket... here's your sign!
people need to see this in 2020
Whenever I take my pet lizard out in public, someone will ask "Is that real?" I find that so annoying becuase even inamate objects are "real"; I think what they mean is "Is that alive?" but I don't have to say anything because when people say that, my lizard will turn around and look at them as if she is saying, "Nope. I'm just a figment of your imagination! Here's your sign!"
Y'all can see her, too?
I'm cutting firewood one day guy comes up to me and asked "cutting some wood" "nope, I'm trying my new axe out before i use it for steak. Here's your sign"
I lost my Nintendo DS once, months later I finally found it. My friends comes over, picks it up and starts playing it. After a minute he goes "Oh, did you get your DS back?"
I shoulda said "Nope! That one's a decoy! Here's your sign."
+Jonathan Maderos you should have LOL
Yup, cause you couldna gotten a new one or something.
....Here's your sign.
*laughing hard*
I lost mu DS for 2 years once and I remember sitting on the couch and there it was. My DS was in the couch and never noticed
I think a lot of governments around the world need some billboards made
i didn't know there was a song & video to this p.s thanks for uploading this video Warner Bros. Records :=) :=)
This needs to be shown to the following people:
1. People that say political stuff just to start something
2. Hollywood
3. Tonight show hosts
4. Communists
5. The MAP community
6. Twitter
7. Twitter
8. TWITTER
9. Parents who give their toddlers access to TH-cam
10. Teachers that call it disrespect when you make a valid point in an argument
11. And more in the reply section of this comment (please don't get political or religious, I don't want anyone to start an ass backwards pissing watch)
Heres thier sign
"Its 2022"!!!!
Need i say more?
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True
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I love the video..
LOVE THIS! LOVE BILL& TRAVIS!!
omg i haven't watched this vid in years my friend just reminded me of it glad it's still up!
Thank you for sharing this, it is great and very funny
I need several of those signs to hand out to my customers every day! I have a zero tolerance for stupidity. Maybe Travis would come in once a week or so & sing the song for us since he lives right down the road!!
GOOD SONG
I'm washing the the mirrors in the bathroom customer comes in and says to me "mirror dirty" I said nope "there's a genie in it and I'm trying to get my 3 wishes" here's your sign
That's pretty good!
It really happened... the U-Haul thing. Truck's half loaded out by the curb, I'm puttin' stuff in it... and the guy walking up the the street just had to ask, "You moving?"
I say, "Nope, just takin'ng my stuff for a ride." This happened in 1984, way before i ever heard of B.E.... I coulda been famaous if I'd only thunk up the part about the sign.
I go into a bank to withdraw money a few weeks ago. I hand the teller a withdrawal slip with my account # on it and my id. The teller asks me if I had an account there.
My dad and I always laugh about this one. It turns up often enough
very clever video love it!
I love this vid.
Could use a modern version of this song because lots of people seem to have them itsy bitsy tiny minds lol😂
Back when my husband and I were both volunteer firefighters (he hung up the gear 7 years ago), we once responded to a chimney fire call on the Main Street of town during the evening rush hour. Got the fire knocked down with no trouble, and we were putting the tools away and rolling up the hoses when somebody came up to us and asked “Hey, did you guys have a fire?” My husband, who’s a total smartass, immediately replied, “No, we thought we’d have a practice drill during rush hour just to liven things up a bit!”
Here’s your sign!