Worst Times Criminals WROTE DOWN Their Crimes...

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

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    • @zacharythebeau163
      @zacharythebeau163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not only have you been reading them for like a year they were around for a bit more than a year before l. So yeah your right it's not new.

    • @rackneh
      @rackneh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simon I live in the Netherlands, my brother killed his then younger brother while both intoxicated and he got 5 years with another 5 or perole.
      Our justice system is fucked.

    • @nicholasvalentine3907
      @nicholasvalentine3907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simon, just get on with it...

    • @rcknbob1
      @rcknbob1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unless Sam made those blurbs in your Magellan ad read, you need to tell them to proofread. "Experienced" is misspelled.

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Magellan is awesome, (sorry I already got it, I think it was from Mega Projects’s though). BB is the beat though, AM I RIGHT PETER!!!

  • @catman422
    @catman422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    When Casual Criminalist meets Blaze Boy

    • @BAZZAROU812
      @BAZZAROU812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Roll out of bed, commit some random crimes and end up on Maga projects.. Lol

    • @xairman565
      @xairman565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Casual Blaze Criminalist Boy.

    • @bayoubilly5176
      @bayoubilly5176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love Simon's mashups...

    • @alexyt53
      @alexyt53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Casual Blaze? Or Criminalist Boy?

    • @douglasbillington8521
      @douglasbillington8521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CASUAL BLAZE , BOY!

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    Business Blaze: Death isn't funny.😢
    Casual Criminalist: Death is hilarious!😆

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      On Tuesdays, he swaps those.

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@oracleofdelphi4533 Yep, on Tuesdays it's Murder Blaze and Business Casual

    • @joggingscissors632
      @joggingscissors632 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, only if the victim died a long time ago. Then, it's ok to laugh (?)

  • @JamVar
    @JamVar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Literally, every episode of the Casual Criminalist.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      It's amazing. (That people write down their murders. Not the show.)

    • @TaeruAlethea
      @TaeruAlethea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@brainblaze6526 the show is pretty awesome and we'll done too

    • @ignitionfrn2223
      @ignitionfrn2223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@brainblaze6526 The rumor says that the "Blaze" stands for the Blazer you wear...allegendly

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@brainblaze6526 I guess that makes this episode O.G.C.C? 😅

    • @SilentRacer911
      @SilentRacer911 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brainblaze6526 why question yourself? You did the math immediately and got it right then you thought about it and got it wrong 😂

  • @cravenmoordik
    @cravenmoordik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    0:07:40 "Why was I so CRINGE in the past?"
    Because the past was the worst!

    • @___LC___
      @___LC___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MERCH!

    • @cravenmoordik
      @cravenmoordik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@___LC___ And you can purchase that merch at purchthemerch!

    • @flowertrue
      @flowertrue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can relate. I burned all my childhood diaries
      Unfortunately you can't do the same with the internet

    • @light-master
      @light-master 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Business Blaze episodes are so long you need to add the hour to the time stamp, lol

    • @cravenmoordik
      @cravenmoordik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@light-master I know right? I thought it might help 😆
      I gotta say, though, that nothing brightens my day more than an epic Blaze

  • @savejeff15
    @savejeff15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I love how the cup is still on the floor from the last episode

    • @DAD5447
      @DAD5447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You bet it is

    • @savejeff15
      @savejeff15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DAD5447 Simons lazynes in Business blaze is a fine art

    • @theveryworstluck1894
      @theveryworstluck1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@savejeff15 Business Blaziness

    • @savejeff15
      @savejeff15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@theveryworstluck1894 good one

    • @Chrisfrom_Dallas
      @Chrisfrom_Dallas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was recorded 5 minutes ago. So yeah, cleaning lady hasn't shown up yet.

  • @xxMelaniexx
    @xxMelaniexx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Simon : wants fun criminals to roast
    Danny : here's murder
    Sam: on our side with the north Korea cut

    • @chefcc90
      @chefcc90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sam bout to release that video so he can get out of the basement when North Korea comes for Simon

    • @adamloverin231
      @adamloverin231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sam’s always on our side.

  • @TWile-vk8ju
    @TWile-vk8ju ปีที่แล้ว +46

    O.J. got it published but, the victims' families heard and stopped it. After the lawsuit, the families received all rights to the proceeds and were able to design cover so that the "If I'd done it" part was so small the title ended up as a confession. LEGENDARY

    • @nugboy420
      @nugboy420 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol isn’t it like “if *_I DID IT_* “

    • @AldrickExGladius
      @AldrickExGladius 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This should be illegal. He was found innocent by a jury of his peers in a US court of law.

    • @sfsin3380
      @sfsin3380 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@AldrickExGladiusyes but that doesn't mean he gets to make money from writing a book like that.
      It's a catch 22 your not allowed to make money writing exploitive fiction about real murder victims (without family permission) but to cliam it wasn't fiction is but fact (how media generally gets away with it well that or change the names which OJ also did not do) would be a confession for OJ.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AldrickExGladius OJ was found liable for the wrongful death of Ron Goldman in a civil lawsuit. OJ was ordered to pay more than $30 million. The Goldmans were given the “If I Did It” book rights in order to satisfy part of the settlement.

    • @itsfratalbert6645
      @itsfratalbert6645 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@AldrickExGladiusmoney talks in courtrooms you know damn well he ain’t innocent

  • @irekaias
    @irekaias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Danny's Headmaster: "Don't write it down, Danny"
    Adult Danny becomes a writer.
    Problems with authority Danny?

  • @jeremymiller4280
    @jeremymiller4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Can you do a Business Blaze episode on times it wasn't ghosts? Times ghosts were blamed for stuff and turned out not to be ghosts.

    • @jeremymiller4280
      @jeremymiller4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I remember a show called Paranormal Home Inspector that was mostly a dude going through haunted houses saying "this room is always cold and drafty because you put a dresser on top of the heading vent." Or telling people those footsteps they hear are mice.

    • @jeremymiller4280
      @jeremymiller4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @asdrubale bisanzio nah, it was old man Wilson. Scooby Doo sniffed him out.

    • @Arterexius
      @Arterexius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or goats for that matter. There's an innumerable amount of times where goats were captured and sentenced to jail time, because people though the criminal had shape shifted into the specific goat and refused to shape shift back so they could be tried. Thus they had to sentence the goat. I kid you not. Here's an example from Daily Mail. The article is from 2009:
      www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1127012/Police-arrest-goat-accused-armed-robbery.html

    • @jeremymiller4280
      @jeremymiller4280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Arterexius that story definitely belongs on Business Blaze

    • @thomgardnerwrestlingreviews
      @thomgardnerwrestlingreviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for the meddling bald man

  • @theveryworstluck1894
    @theveryworstluck1894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I love when these end up being a one-sided conversation between Fact Boi and Danny. You know, because Danny is ball-gagged and chained in the corner of the Blazement.

    • @Vishanti
      @Vishanti 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The BLAZEMENT🔥

    • @himmelblau2126
      @himmelblau2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Petition to force Simon to never again not call it the Blazement!!

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      true

    • @light-master
      @light-master 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Danny is ball-gagged and chained"
      Well that got kinky fast.

    • @sjenny5891
      @sjenny5891 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ALLEGEDLY!!

  • @seansopata5121
    @seansopata5121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "I just like digging holes..." As excuses go, that's not a very good one.

    • @mollywantshugs5944
      @mollywantshugs5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      In all fairness, I can’t think of a better one. It’s very hard to explain digging a shallow grave in the woods behind your house that doesn’t look really suspicious

    • @EMEM663
      @EMEM663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mollywantshugs5944 maybe digging them for 2-stage composting? 😅

    • @chaosreaver3597
      @chaosreaver3597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It reminds me of a joke Reginald D Hunter made. It was about Joseph Fritzl, an absolute monster, he kept his daughter in a sex dungeon that he built himself under his house. She got to have children and siblings during her time in there... like I said, dude was a monster, anyway, and I'm paraphrasing, the comedian said he was impressed no one questioned what Fritzl was doing with enough building supplies to build a dungeon. And how he would probably panic when asked "Reginald? What you doing with all that wood?"

    • @soggygrogbottom
      @soggygrogbottom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As someone who actually dug a hole for fun as a teen, that was close.

    • @Rob17Cotton
      @Rob17Cotton ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chaosreaver3597 Reginald D Hunter goes on to use a batman quote, (to beat fear you need to become fear) but Reginald says to beat Fritzl you have to become Fritzl 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @ProfessorPottsy
    @ProfessorPottsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I unfortunately went to school with Alyssa Bustamante from 2008 up until she was arrested for murder.
    In 2008 the school locker I was assigned too was directly next to hers, and after a few days she creeped me out so much because she was so weird, like she cut herself in the back of class on the very first day of school in 2008. After a few days of that I asked my buddy if I could he could share his locker with me since his was on the other side of the building just so I would be farther away from her.
    The group of friends I hung out with all got weird vibes from her. I remember one time, I was telling a few of them I felt like she was the type to be a school shooter. I didn’t really see many people bully her or anything. I know I was always nice to her if she ever tried to say anything to me because I didn’t want to be on her bad list if she ever did try to be a school shooter.
    When she was arrested for the murder, the rumor went through the school so quickly that they had arrested someone from the school for the murder of the little young girl Elizabeth Olten, but no one knew who exactly they had arrested. We later found out it was her and myself along with many others weren’t that surprised tbh.

    • @kamikazetsunami9137
      @kamikazetsunami9137 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Don't tell people that... sell your story to Netflix instead 😉

    • @aloismann8675
      @aloismann8675 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lmao, when the fear of being on the "bad list" of a possible school shooter is more effective than every anti bullying campaing togheter XD

    • @sweetchariotengland
      @sweetchariotengland ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Heavy

    • @jamesoverholt878
      @jamesoverholt878 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm a generation older than you, Columbine happened 7 years after I graduated HS. It's interesting. We had the kids who were obviously troubled. However, "school shooter," wouldn't have been how we described them. Tbh, I can't remember what we thought was going on there. But the upper end of bad stuff going down was a fist fight.

    • @laner.845
      @laner.845 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jamesoverholt878 I graduated the year columbine happened and we had those weird kids too, but never thought much about it since school shootings just weren't a thing yet. As an adult I assume they had a shitty home life and never learned how to be social because of bad role models. I hope none went on to do horrible things... but the kid who filed all his teeth into points, I'm not sure about that guy.

  • @AllDayBikes
    @AllDayBikes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Don't write down your crimes"
    Says the man who actively mentions his prisoner(s) in the basement

  • @wittebolletony
    @wittebolletony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    FINALLY! BEST ONE EVER! ISN'T THAT RIGHT PETER?

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NO.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      AM I RIGHT PETER?

    • @darkangel21892
      @darkangel21892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Red Solo cup falls due to Blaze Boy shouting

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkangel21892 I'm glad commenters are keeping the fallen cup alive as a meme

  • @eduardogutierrez4698
    @eduardogutierrez4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I watch Simon's videos to improve my english vocabulary and listening skills.(it's not my mother tongue). Now everytime I read something in English , I do it with Simon's voice in my head. I can't help it.

    • @morrigan191
      @morrigan191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh dear, you do know that his pronunciations are notoriously bad right?

    • @Chrisfrom_Dallas
      @Chrisfrom_Dallas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      May god help you... And good wishes 👍

    • @Chrisfrom_Dallas
      @Chrisfrom_Dallas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@morrigan191 You beat me to it.. intentionally bad pronunciation.

    • @nakmail
      @nakmail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And which native speaker doesn’t play with the language for effect? Be gone idiots, he covers all sorts of weird shit and would definitely provide good coverage for new vocab and idiom.

    • @harrypadarri6349
      @harrypadarri6349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@morrigan191 Approximately 100% of native English speakers have terrible pronounciation and roughly 99.9% of nonnative speakers.
      For each English speaker there is at least one who despises the pronounciation/accent.

  • @analbaby1
    @analbaby1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Who else thinks we need a "AM I RIGHT PETER!" tshirt.

    • @joshuaarthur8168
      @joshuaarthur8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Simon make it happen

    • @himmelblau2126
      @himmelblau2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd totally buy that! And only blaze fans will know what it means and have. A grin on their face when they see mile wearing it

    • @jeremyborder6794
      @jeremyborder6794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d buy that in a heartbeat

    • @markkarasik2211
      @markkarasik2211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😎 Oh yeah! I’d buy that shirt! And a sticker…coffee cup…beard oil…cologne…

    • @christinecrawford
      @christinecrawford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking this just the other day!! I pictured it with a side silhouette of Simon, with his head tilted back some and the text looking like he shouted it out. What do you guys think??
      I'd suggest a least a sticker but they're so expensive Simon, doesn't want us to buy them. 🤷‍♀️

  • @hlou8661
    @hlou8661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    The most memorable would be that government official who was expecting to be pardoned by trump, so he wrote down all of his crimes

    • @levilandes1719
      @levilandes1719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Joel Greenburg, Florida tax collector, friend and associate of Representative Matt Gaetz.

    • @lynnhoffman247
      @lynnhoffman247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vlou 13 😂👊🏼😝

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Damn.

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@levilandes1719 Woah, I just read that guys Wikipedia page. He's like a shitty batman villain.

    • @lynnhoffman247
      @lynnhoffman247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@brainblaze6526 Allegedly - but, yeah. Read Gaetz’s when you have a few spare minutes. 🤯

  • @HellequinWarrior
    @HellequinWarrior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Sam's use of race cars for Simon groaning is amazing lol.

  • @danielduncan6806
    @danielduncan6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fun fact: If you commit a crime you don't need to write it down. Just get the news paper for the next couple days, your crime will be recorded *_for_* you there.

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What newspaper?

    • @gz5405
      @gz5405 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joelellis7035 the underlying goal of all crime is to commit a crime so big that you’re written about in every paper. very competitive good luck to all participants!

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @gz5405 no, the underlying goal of a crime is to get away with it. The best way to do that is by not being conspicuous.

  • @katecrown644
    @katecrown644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I like that you put the Ad Read right after Danny’s enormous intro. Really shows just how long they are 😂

  • @tolvajakos
    @tolvajakos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    my friends' (they are twins) father told them before the graduation party: "guys, about drinking...." , one of them said: "we know, dad, we won't drink too much... " he said: "no no no, tuck you tie into your pants before you vomit into the toilet, that way you won't puke on it"

  • @light-master
    @light-master 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    24:23 When your inside jokes are so good even the host doesn't catch them. 🤣

  • @koonzipher4692
    @koonzipher4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    15:25
    Simon: "for every day that she behaves well in prison, she gets 2 YEARS off."
    Me: wait wat

    • @Nakahat01
      @Nakahat01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wait, she could be out in 8 days!, 🤔 or Simon mis spoke

    • @philvanderlaan5942
      @philvanderlaan5942 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Out in a week

    • @redstone1999
      @redstone1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's for every good day, she get two days off. So if she behaves/doesn't get caught, she is out in 1/3 of her sentence.

    • @Nakahat01
      @Nakahat01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@philvanderlaan5942 it would 7.5 days, but since a full day would count for 2 years and a half day counts as nill, its 8 days

    • @thefourshowflip
      @thefourshowflip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nakahat01
      I think it depends on what they mean by 1 good means two days, but if I’m remembering this correctly, sentence reductions go from the release date backwards and if so, for each day she’s good, they take two days off the end of the sentence; she’d serve a minimum of 5 years if this is the case.

  • @Hunting4knowledge
    @Hunting4knowledge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Sam, one day don't add any memes. It'll be gold when Simon says "sprinkles some fine vintage memes" then silence. Business blaze gold!

    • @razz1166
      @razz1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Simon records several of these videos in one day, so take two and make one an endless stream of memes but none in the second.

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@razz1166 This would be fun. Also I want an episode where every meme clip/interjection is a clip of Simon from other episodes/channels

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Imagine if someone goes into the great grandparents house when having to clean it after passing away and find out that they were related to Jack the Ripper from a journal hidden behind a fake wall

    • @brainblaze6526
      @brainblaze6526  3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That shit would be burned so fast. No one be like, "OMG my grandpa was Jack the Ripper!". Everyone be like, "BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN"

    • @emperortrevornorton3119
      @emperortrevornorton3119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brainblaze6526 either that or donate to museum anonymously so history can be known

    • @omgandwtf1
      @omgandwtf1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel like a whole lot of therapy would be involved as well.

    • @83gemm
      @83gemm วันที่ผ่านมา

      Didn’t this actually happen? Where someone claimed they found an old journal that revealed who Jack the Ripper was? I dunno, I listen to so much true crime it all blends together.

  • @alekspen
    @alekspen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The race car footage with Simon making noises got me good, brilliant!

  • @AcornElectron
    @AcornElectron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Feels like we missed a Danny wtf when Danny revealed his trophy sabotage

  • @Bismarcus
    @Bismarcus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Wednesday mince day" is called like that because butchers in the Netherlands used to make minced meat on wednesday using leftover meat from the previous days. Klinkhamer used this as a double or even triple title; a mince day, or "gehaktdag" alludes also to getting retribution or revenge.

  • @jamesslick4790
    @jamesslick4790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Skull in the Garden" is a good name for a band.

  • @MrStejefferies
    @MrStejefferies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Simon *creates Casual Criminalist to cover crime stories*
    Danny *he-man meme* "I work here now"

  • @boze7180
    @boze7180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Simon beginning to read out “make a personal recommendation” during the Magellan ad reminds me of the clip of Kevin Sorbo yelling out “disappointed!” Instead of taking it as a stage direction

  • @stevesilvasi5843
    @stevesilvasi5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lmfao that zoom in on the skull though 🤣😂 holy crap this had me rolling!

  • @Roiki
    @Roiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Funny how just now 800 criminals found out they had been using an FBI operated messaging service to olot their crimes.

  • @thomasdowns777
    @thomasdowns777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love that Peter's cup hat is still on the floor 😂

  • @LtColShingSides
    @LtColShingSides 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I always cringe when I go back and hear a recording of myself. I think, "This is what everyone else hears? She sounds like a very handsome woman."

    • @epowell4211
      @epowell4211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it makes you feel any better, I just listened to a recording of my husband of 20 years talking the other day, and it sounds nothing like he does in real life.

    • @valsptsd814
      @valsptsd814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was a paramedic and had to retrieve a recording of a call from dispatch.....I sounded like a 12 year old, casually asking for a helicopter to fly over my tea party with Mrs. Nesbit......
      I’m 55 and I still get asked if my “Mommy is home” when I answer the phone...”I don’t know, call her house!” Click. 🙄😂

  • @Tmanw8898
    @Tmanw8898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When Danny first got his request for this episode he asked"Are you sure this wasn't meant for cell C?"

    • @78veronlibra
      @78veronlibra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, Callum and Jen are in the next dungeon on the right.

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Not a Lawyer, just an enthusiast, but the concepts of 'loopholes' in the law have always interested me.
    Double Jeopardy, which not all countries have by the way, creates a whole bunch in and of itself!
    Putting aside a lot of them, and focusing on the 'can I write a book afterwards?' element, my answer would always be - NO!
    Double Jeopardy does not make it so all possible prosecution stemming from a single action can no longer can be brought forth. Prosecutors can use the book you just wrote to locate additional evidence, which can then be used to cement a conviction for one of those additional charges. It might also raise the possibility of them successfully appealing the verdict, should that additional evidence show some serious 'due process' violations in the original court case....

    • @indigo0977
      @indigo0977 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the USA, double jeopardy exists but being tried by the government of the state you are in is not the same thing as being tried by the federal government (see the dual sovereign doctrine). So if the law broken violates both sets of laws, you can be tried separately for the crime by each government.

  • @Sean-ne3gx
    @Sean-ne3gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The OJ Simpson book actually has a pretty funny story attached. The name of the book is "If I did it confessions of the killer" on the cover, the word "if" is in like typeface size 8 and inside the "I" where as the rest of the title is so big it takes up the middle half of the cover, so it just looks like "I did it" in big black letters with a tiny red dot in the top of the "I". Legendary publisher.

    • @nathanjmartucci7849
      @nathanjmartucci7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That actually wasn't the original cover. The one that OJ made had all block lettering that was the same size. However, when his murdered wife's family sued him for her murder, they won and received all money that he would ever get from his sports career (American Football). After he wrote the book, her family sued again and won the rights to the book. They then changed the cover to the one that you were describing. They also added the subtitle "Confession of the Killer".

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Danny always brings it home. Brilliant writing as always

  • @KarmicKnight97
    @KarmicKnight97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thinking about my old teachers is a trip, it's weird to think that somewhere Mr Mackenzie has already forgotten how he helped me develop my own taste in music, or Mr Cully who actually took an interest and taught us what we wanted to learn. Shout-out to teachers who actually know how impactful they are in a kid's life

  • @EMurph42
    @EMurph42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love 28 baby!! I just appreciate how consistently entertaining & somewhat educational the Blaze is. Danny, I feel like I know you. Sam, just from your references I feel like I know you too. You were referencing Coming to America a year before it was cool. Thank you for giving me something to look forward too🙏

  • @NathanCassidy721
    @NathanCassidy721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So, merch idea:
    A design with Simon dressed up as a stereotypical bank robber standing in front of a blackboard that has a sentence written in bold and underlined:
    “DON’T WRITE DOWN YOUR CRIMES”

  • @pourpeopledrinks
    @pourpeopledrinks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Danny writing his own in-joke that Simon didn't get is my favorite part of this video 😂 with the chimera fertility doctor joke, cannottt

  • @RsCloe
    @RsCloe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've lost count of how many channels you have, but I enjoy your energy here, you let rip, you swear, I'm here for it truly I am.

  • @abhilashdeo7396
    @abhilashdeo7396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “it’s hard to stop watching when you start” has been the story of my life for the past two years with today i found out

  • @OGSontar
    @OGSontar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You have to wonder how many times Simon gets ready to record and forgets which channel's content he is supposed to be making. I'd love to see some outtakes and bloopers from you, Simon!
    We want bloopers!
    We want bloopers!
    Come on, everyone!
    WE WANT BLOOPERS!
    WE WANT BLOOPERS!

    • @Ki-chan6
      @Ki-chan6 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes!

  • @theunbearablejuan
    @theunbearablejuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I am just starting to watch the video but hopefully he will mention Amok. A novel detailing the life of a serial killer... written by an actual serial killer.

  • @aatishbrian
    @aatishbrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how Simon is literally talking about murder while the cutesy business blaze music plays in the background

  • @zainlookboonmee
    @zainlookboonmee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This channel is so good and Simon whipping Danny forces him to write multiple scripts every week for us. Crazy how much content for a channel that's only got 266k followers atm.

  • @b1ackm3ssiah
    @b1ackm3ssiah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2 Days off - For ever 1 good day... Literally 1/3 of the time served... Divide it like a 10 year old SIMON

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Omg I did the same thing in Prep (first year of Aussie schooling). Couldn’t think of anything to write so write about going to see a movie with my sisters, just plucked a movie name out of what I’d seen ads for on tv. Next day my parents, sisters, and me, in the teacher’s office asking why they’d let me see such an inappropriate film. Didn’t want to cop to it at that early age so claimed it was my other sisters who only visited me at night sometimes. Whole room of adults packed up laughing.
    Joke’s on them, still get birthday cards from my vampire sisters to this day.

  • @TheRedjack77
    @TheRedjack77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    One of the coolest/intersting things a teacher ever did. Was while studying programing in Islamabad Pakistan a few months after graduating from high school in Halifax, Nova Scotia. While try to get over the culture shock of living in a small Canadian city/town and now being in Isbad. My grads where slipping so the teacher (who funny enough didn't speak a word of English me with little to no Urdu we always had a hard time with communication, but a really nice guy none the less). Antway my grads where slipping so one day after class. The teacher and my friend called me over, when the teacher gave me about 15 grams of hash. Saying my grads are not good this is good hash it will help. I was ..ok...humm yeah thank and all that. IT was good hash .

  • @PeyotZET
    @PeyotZET 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I remember the OJ thing being a joke before he even released his book. It was surreal to see it actually happening.

    • @n_spin
      @n_spin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The best part is that the Goldmans (parents of Ron, who was murdered with Nicole) were determined to be entitled to get all the profits after he lost their civil suit against him, and they had the title "If I Did It" put on the cover with "if" super tiny, so it just looked like "I DID IT."

  • @Badgerofoccam
    @Badgerofoccam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I had to go to jail for being a knob!" - Every criminal ever, probably.

  • @j.p.6932
    @j.p.6932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    21:47, I love how Simon is talking about, DNA is gonna find you…”, when the whole video is about people who got caught for leaving a written record.

  • @josephhefley9701
    @josephhefley9701 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nothing beats Razzlekahn. Had a bag full of phones labeled "burner phones"

  • @MaxPower-zp2vd
    @MaxPower-zp2vd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The way the American penal system works, your first day you walk in with enough points to only serve half your sentence. Along with programming (going to school, working, addiction counselling etc) they can earn enough points to get out after 1/3 of their sentence is served. So an 15yo psychopath could take a 2nd degree murder charge for 99y and technically be out when they’re 48.

  • @benjaminchristianhay
    @benjaminchristianhay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Peter's cup hat is still on the floor, poor Peter not getting any love between videos :(

  • @johanneskaiser8188
    @johanneskaiser8188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Simon,
    When you find a skull, you *do* keep digging.
    Sincerely,
    Every Archaeologist ever.

  • @jkalaniannyoung
    @jkalaniannyoung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love that one of his catch phrases is “what are you up to” when 99% of the time the answer is murder. they are up to murder

  • @beltaxxe
    @beltaxxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gettin blazed with the blaze.

    • @BAZZAROU812
      @BAZZAROU812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice.. Dont loose focus..

  • @___LC___
    @___LC___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m now glad for my father having me do a lot of landscaping and yard work as a child. I have always been able to dig a deep hole without complaint.

  • @zrbontrager
    @zrbontrager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I learned my business law professor doesn't check my lies when I turned in watching business blaze for extra credit and got approved. Thanks Simon, Danny and Sam!

    • @brad885
      @brad885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He probably watches it too 🤣

  • @joseoropeza8894
    @joseoropeza8894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how all of your channels are bleeding into each other! 😂. Casual Criminalist Meets Business Blaze!

    • @himmelblau2126
      @himmelblau2126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mega projects: having a giant collection of YT channels.

  • @renaissanceredneck3695
    @renaissanceredneck3695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm with Sam on this one!!! #releasethenorthkoreacut

  • @richardreed-eaves2148
    @richardreed-eaves2148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love that the red party cup fell off in a previous episode and is still on the floor! Danny obviously hasn't been let out of the basement to clean the studio yet

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glory to Magellan, the most glorious of all documentary services!

  • @phforNZ
    @phforNZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When the ogbb memes are too deep even for the ogbb

  • @danieledwards3376
    @danieledwards3376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Writing down your crimes? That's as bad as talking about your cocaine habit on TH-cam!

    • @ErebuBat
      @ErebuBat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “Allegedly”

  • @jordandkfj
    @jordandkfj ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr. Pearson recognizes a future criminal. "Danny, don't write down your crimes" bahahahaha!!! LEGEND

  • @lavendula6759
    @lavendula6759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hoo Lee Sheet Danny!! Great script and references 👏
    Adorable host
    Never stop adding those silly reactions

  • @Saezimmerman
    @Saezimmerman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Simon's version of an IQ test includes questions about violent crime and prison sentences...

  • @ingramfry7179
    @ingramfry7179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just watched the intro and wondering whether any of the stories will beat Danny's Knobhead story.

  • @OnADock
    @OnADock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love it when Simon reads a Business Blaze reference in the script and then has no idea what the reference is to.

  • @diyeana
    @diyeana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've always wanted to see a collab between the two of you! CC + BB!

  • @bannankev
    @bannankev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you’re smoking and all of a sudden hear Austin, Tx and go oh shit that’s not far away from me 😂

  • @maniaemagna
    @maniaemagna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This explains why Simon doesn't bring up the basement dungeon anymore.

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate the atmosphere we created in the studio today.

  • @KlaximumSkroeft
    @KlaximumSkroeft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sam, refreshing the memes. The mclaren f1 groan was amazing.

  • @robertsimpson4532
    @robertsimpson4532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    SIMON: Who survived being stabbed twenty-one times?
    Me: Not Julius Caesar that's for sure.

  • @DarwinAwardJudge
    @DarwinAwardJudge 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love it when Simon is just like STOP WRITING IT DOWN... yelling it to the void

  • @hannahortiz9380
    @hannahortiz9380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Danny with the triple callback, Simon with the whoosh.

  • @stacyrussell460
    @stacyrussell460 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just what I needed to watch before bed. Simon & Danny are absolute legends!! Very humble indeed. Cheers!!

  • @WildeFyre69
    @WildeFyre69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:19 - Simons introduces today's sponsor while letting one rip. Classic!

  • @AstroFan428
    @AstroFan428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The zoom in on Peter. 🤣😂🤣

  • @mariposastay
    @mariposastay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Death isn't funny" also Simon makes jokes on Casual Criminalist which is almost entirely dedicated to murder

  • @LilBeee85
    @LilBeee85 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I thought this was going to be about like quirky crimes, then got dark real quick 😳 Danny, to start with his own story of prank calls, then turns to murder stories... is Danny trying to tell us something 😅

  • @PD-mi3qj
    @PD-mi3qj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do a Casual Criminalist on OJ! Or a Business Blaze, then Sam could meme the crap out of it

  • @nickjohnson1997
    @nickjohnson1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought one of my suggestions would be here. Thanks!

  • @pugnate666
    @pugnate666 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the editing

  • @DesAstora
    @DesAstora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That cup is still on the floor lmao

  • @scrutinous6113
    @scrutinous6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the OG Business Blaze memes are so OG not even Simon gets them.

  • @kitsunebaxter6311
    @kitsunebaxter6311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Watching Simon struggle with 1 day:2days math was great. The answer is she can end up serving 1/3 of her sentence if she's good every day. She'd serve 1 out of every 3 days. Honestly tho, this is the kind of logic-puzzle thing I do a lot and Simon's confusion almost confused me.

    • @nickbob2003
      @nickbob2003 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair he got the right answer right away when he said so it’d be 5 years but then got confused when Danny said it could be less than half instead of saying it could be a third

  • @felipesaenz2070
    @felipesaenz2070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The moment you understand an OGBB joke and Simon doesn’t.

  • @Xeelia
    @Xeelia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Casual Criminalist Blaze! I've been hoping for this for so long!

  • @sidhawkwind8179
    @sidhawkwind8179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Samuel was on the fire today!!

  • @leigh5745
    @leigh5745 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wanna say LOVE the thumbnail... 😆 "WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!"

  • @joannevandebeld4426
    @joannevandebeld4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So, Richard Klinkhamer 1937-2016) was the child of an Austrian maid who moved to the Netherlands to find a job, and a Dutchman.
    His mother sent him away to his uncle in Austria when he was 3 years old, because she had divorced his father and Richard resembled him too much :/
    After WW2 he saw his aunt get raped and his uncle put in shackles for having had Polish forced laborers on their farm. He was 8 at the time, and was put on a train back to the Netherlands, where his mother was in prison for colllaborating with the Nazis.
    During the few years until she got out,
    Richard was bounced between foster homes (which were definitely very unkind to children of collaborators, often punishing them for the horrors their parents had inflicted on others), and lived with the widow of his bio father for a while, after witnessing his death.
    When his mum got out of prison, they traveled around a bit until she met a rich Swiss, to whom she introduced him as her nephew. She sent him away to live with his paternal uncle, getting him out of the way of her new relationship.
    Completely f’d up childhood if you ask me, almost a miracle he made it so long without getting himself in prison for something or other.
    After that some time in the army of sorts, desertion, and some time at sea. Owning a hostel, getting rich investing the profit of selling the hostel, going bankrupt during the recession in 1987.
    By the time he went to prison for murder he was 70 years old. Probably got out not only for good behavior, but also because of health issues.
    He had an interesting life in the way of the Chinese saying; may you live in interesting times... I almost feel he served his sentence for the manslaughter of his wife preemptively.

  • @Gersti96
    @Gersti96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:40 when you already forgot the subject of the last blaze you made 😂