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@@ninerand We don't need any more... Er, Cloning Simon wouldn't be a good idea, they'd probably start to work together and end up taking over a remote military base. One where those not allowed in just wonder and worry about what's going on inside. And they wouldn't want to know. It was fucked, I mean it would be fucked up seeing the first, oh say 12-16 tries. Around that many probably wouldn't come out the other side very....well. And those who later might come out functional, always seem to have...a slight twist to the usual Simon personality....and not in a good way.
@@savannamiller7568 Pretty sure I´ve even read about someone from some Middle-Eastern country or some other ass-backwards shithole who attempted suicide, was saved, and then executed... because logic.
@@Riwillion they were "saving" his soul - duh. BTW - you mean they have backwards shit-hole GOVERNMENTS. If we're judging citizens on their government's actions - America makes the shit-hole list aswell.
I experienced the past while working in Egypt. I cracked a tooth and got told to go to a local dentist to have it extracted. This wasn't in a major city this was in a village. The "dentist" who I strongly suspect was also the village mechanic, or maybe just a keen amateur, pulled out a pair of oily bloodstained pliers, rested my head on a flip flop (his flip flop, sans foot) and heaved at my tooth until it finally snapped out. Anesthetic was not on offer. It was fucking barbaric and if I'm honest it hurt so much, a little bit of piss came out. In the past, dentistry I can attest, was the absolute fucking worst
My front tooth broke in half when I was a struggling college student. I live in the US but finally found a dentist from Mexico who was willing to fix the tooth for $175. He drilled in a small metal rod into the tooth to help the bonding stay and he blew cold air on the tooth as he drilled into it to help with the pain. That was my anesthetic lol it was horribly painful but it looked good and held on for years lol
Simon, in the past we had these things called books. The ones with pages. And what you did, the intelligent people that is, the ones who realize they are going to be waiting on things like: the bus, the plane to begin boarding/flying/landing/disembarking (repeat however many connections you have), the doctor to see you, or your number to finally be called while waiting at the dmv... Where was I? Oh, yeah. We would bring along a book and READ IT! Or is that just me? I still do, in fact. Not always, but often enough.
Sam, please make Simon's version of "is that crack? Is that what you smoke?" into the actual new meme!! That clip should live on into improving history!
THIS. Bonus points if we get Simon's voice with the Barbie's video, her voice with his video, or both. Also the dog filter on the "............... No." meme was glorious
... but Simon, everyone is getting surgery these days, don't you want to be popular?.... -Simon. You have seen how many subs I have, on all of my channels?... -Simon. I am the definition of Popular.
We're still figuring it out There's a technique to flush cells of an organ and leave structural cells and then refill the organ with the patient cells so that the patient could have an organ transplant without ever having to take immunosuppressants, this was done on rats - a rat limb
Simon: "Like they should have people going in for an operation and then a separate place for people after the operation..." Me: "Uh, like pre-op and post-op wards? Yeah, they have those. They totally have those. Well, at least in countries with good medical care, they have those."
"Doctor, he is sometimes getting violent" "Well, maybe we should try stirring his brain with an icepick through his eyehole?' "... Great idea!" EFF the past.
@@gwick358 They did it with vibrators in 19th century, but still, past was the worst. "Oh you cut your finger on a needle? BLOOD POISONING BOYY YEEEE" thank god for vaccines and antibiotics
When I was a kid, we lived within basically spitting distance of the Post Cereal Factory in Battle Creek Michigan. The air often smelled like Cocoa Pebbles... it was magical.
11:31- In the US they do have a separate area for post-operative patients, at least to monitor them for a while to make sure they’re stable and won’t have to be brought back into surgery for any complications.
@@garcemac .,. There's video evidence of Simon and window together. He filmed and released some of his first videos from his apartment where construction was always going on... You should search for it... Pretty funny stuff!!! 👍
@@WKRP187 keyword is first videos. That was the last time Danny was foolish enough to let comrade Simon enjoy open air for free - it gave Simon ideas that he would ever be more than FactBoi
As a Canadian, I can confirm that our system is similar to the UK. We switch our "paper" money ever few decades. "Paper" because it's more of a plastic like thing now.
Yeah, but if someone was to find an old paper note, they might get looked at funny, but they will be accepted. I too, as a Canadian went to Europe and saved my various currencies, not because I wanted to use them on my next trip, but because the Euro was coming in and those various currencies were going extinct. They're among my souveniers of my trip. Mostly change, a few notes, but you can't get them now.
As someone who majored in history I have to agree with Simon, the past was worse. He could do a hundred videos on this topic. The medical and and sanitation stuff alone is scary as hell. This video is just an appetizer. Plus, this topic brings out great comments from Simon and great writing from Sam.
These days you go to the doctor,. He tells you that you got cancer and should go to the hospital. The hospital tells you: ok, you are on the 2 month waiting list for diagnose, then a 6 month waiting list for 1st treatment.
I love explaining terms like "broken on the wheel" and "hung, drawn, and quartered" to those people that think things were so much better in the past. Then I drop the fact that these brutal execution methods were seen as great family entertainment for a Saturday evening...😮
I wonder how many fitting paraphrases for the same name/conceptually same name there could be lol, just because that would be an entertaining way to name scents in the line. Rotting Turtle, Decomposing Testinude, Purulent Tortoise, et cetera
Canada is much like America we’ve had 3 different notes that I can remember in the past 25ish years you can use any of them as long as we can tell they’re real
I had my appendix removed. Then they had to go in *again* and remove the infection that was growing where my appendix had been, because removing all of the disgusting mess that happens when someone's appendix has burst is really damn tricky.
I was doing my makeup while I watched this and I nearly poked myself in my eye with a mascara wand several times due to suddenly bursting out laughing at Simon's crack and heroin jokes
"Soon to be President" JFK was 24 when his sister was banished to a Wisconsin Convent after the botched Lobotomy, and the family was kept in the dark as to what had happened.
My father was a heroin addict most of his life. He became addicted during the Korean war. He told me to never try it, not even once, because it was such a great high, that it would hook you immediately after one try.
"The Past Was the Worst" I think Simon finally has an original series he can put out, instead of the lazy title pic he shoves in the basement grate, lmao. i would love to see a annual series of this!
There's a show that's called ancient discoveries and they showed that ancient Romans for able to have created the first set of surgical instruments that are the same as today and almost the basic same techniques including a syringe made to take out cataracts. Also they showed that the Aztecs for able to use a sharp form of stone to perform surgeries such as relieving pressure on the skull
4:20 I loved how the first college I go to was apparently close enough to some food place that the smell would sometimes be carried on the wind. I love the smell of food, to the point where smelling nothing at all is boring to me.
My mother took us to this old coot doctor who understood that tonsils were important before the rest of the medical community caught up. He wouldn't take them out no matter how many times I got tonsillitis every year. I hated him virulently then, I wish I could thank him now.
That tonsil removal tool is what nightmares are made of! I almost died from blood loss when i had my tonsils removed as a kid, 20 years ago, because it turned out i was a bleeder, whoops i guess. I'm sure that would have been picked up way sooner today.
My dad had his tonsils out at 73. He had, too, as he had cancer in that area. I felt bad watching him after. He slept, sitting up and mostly drank his meals for a day.
I feel so old. Born in 67'. Graduated high-school in 85'. And I liked life when we went to the library and stopped for ice cream at Woolworths on the way home. Blockbuster came later. I miss that too. Just seems the less we have to do to get something. The less enjoyable it is. The more our electronics distract us. The more we miss.
My tonsils and adenoids were removed when I was like 5 because of my constant fights with ear infections and needing tubes in my ears to save the little bit of hearing I have.
I am 37 and got Hairy cell Leukemia. The desease discovered first in 1923. It was first characterized in 1958. So before that, it was usual that patients would just die without ever knowing what they had (its a tumor that messes with the production of immune cells - in contrast to acute leukemia the main effect is that bone marrow is replaced and thus too few blood cells are produced - usual cause of death is an infection). A bit later, the first treatment was discovered. While HCL displaces bone marrow, a large amount of the tumor mass is in the spleen. The first known treatment was to remove the spllen to reduce the tumor burden. This delayed inevitable death by something like 3 years. In the 1980s they invented using inteferone alpha as treatment. It lead to a slow recovery and in many cases had to be administered indefinetly since while remissions were frequent, they were usually partial and relapse usually occured after discontinuing treatment. Side effects were flue like symptoms. Fortunately the disease usually needed a very long time to adapt to the treatment and the disease is very indolent in course - so people lived often for 20 years. However, they had flue like symptoms 3 days a week due to inteferone injections. In the 1990s cladribine and pentostatine were invented as treatment. A 1 week course (cladribine) or one injection every 2nd week with a total of 8 injections (if i remember correctly - pentostatine is less frequently used now) lead usually to long remissions, often for > a decade. Retreatment was also frequently sucessful. However, subsequent remissions became shorter. The main side effect is a quite significant immunosuppression (very strong for the 1-2 month which are a bit risky, but also some remaining for 3-4 years due to decimation of CD4/8 cells (including those memory T cells that also get destroyed by HIV) - these need plenty of time to regenerate. However, after some treatments, HCL often becomes refractory. In the 2000s it was found out that subsequent treatments can be made more efficient and provide longer duration when combining cladribine or pentostatine with Rituximab. Often, 2nd line treatment leads to minimal residual desease being completely eliminated - while ppl never are deemed cured - because relapse can happen even after several decades - many get old and die without ever experiencing relapse. Now even more drugs for the case of relapsed/refractory desase have been found. Braf V600 has been identified as an important genetic mutation leading to the disease and allowing it to proliferate by activating Raf pathway, and drugs blocking this pathway have been developed (mainly as a treatment for melanoma which has the same mutation - however, while it works great in HCL, melanoma usually quickly adaps and thus it only provides melanoma patients some extra month). Also, scientists managed to combine binding domains of antibodies to one of the surface proteins of HCL with the toxine of pseudomonas, which is also quite efficent. Since these treatments are quite new, its not yet that well known whether these drugs should be combined with other drugs and if so with which drugs. 50 years ago, i would be in a situation to plan my own funeral. Now, it still feels like a damocles sword over the head - the desease still can get refractory and infections during treatment are a serious risk - but the likely course is that i live a relatively normal life. 70% of the people with this desease die of unrelated courses (however, median age of onset of the desease is in the late 50s, and a desease that is uncurable and gets refractory to treatment with time, the younger you get it the more likely you are to die of it so if nothing new would be developed my chance would be rather something like 50-50 to survive till i get a different cause of death. So clearly, one does not go much into the past to see that the improvements in medicine are very real and very rapid. And this even is the case in totally non drug related fields. Go back 20-30 years. People did not know much about the risk factors relating to sudden infant death syndrome, which is the most frequent cause of death for small infants (they basically just stop breathing and thus die). It was however found out that the most important risk factor is fleeping on the belly. infants sleeping on the back have only 1/10th of the risk of infants sleeping on the belly. Consistant provision of information cut the mortality of SIDS by like 90%. When my little one was born, i was fortunately aware. Because some fucking stupid uneducated midwife told us to put the baby on its belly for sleep because that way the baby could breath better... Well. We officially stayed calm - and of course disregarded her advice.. Instead we informed some better educated child nurse of the hospital to give the hospital the chance to fix that very apparent staff education issue that could cost lives very easily....
You can be prescribed diamorphine (heroin) in the US for severe pain and used for post-surgery pain, albeit for a very short time unless under specific circumstances. Cases such as late-stage cancer patients can even be prescribed fentanyl and other very powerful synthetic opioids due to tolerance buildup.
Nostalgia for the past comes not from a place of appreciation but a place of regret. no one ever appreciates all the good in the world today, honestly thats just a fact. theres no way you can just ignore problems and only appreciate happiness today. but in the future, you get to look back and see all the things you wish you had enjoyed when you had it.
The only thing that I really like from the past is the fountain pen. And of those, many of them are actually better made than most today. Of course, I may be a little biased, as most other pens hurt to use... (Of course, my glasses are an 1880s style, too, but that's because I ruin nose pads, so a saddle bridge works better for me. And they were cheaper than others.)
30:20 Dude, imagine being that guy, and some weird-ass Russian scientists actually managed to bring you back to life, only to turn their weird science machine off and you die again. Like you were standing in line at the gates of Heaven for a couple of hours, got yanked back down into the mortal coil for a few brief moments, and then returned to the fluffy clouds above. You would probably be so fuckin' confused.
I don't remember anything to seriously bad that happened during my childhood. From 1972-1991. I feel like I could live pretty happily during the late 70s all through the 80s. Since I already lived through it I'd be familiar with how everything worked, what to do, what to wear, and how to act.
I remember the several specialists my parents went to just to for them to decided wether or not a tonsillectomy was for my dad. They said he was super duper high risk of hemorrhage, brain damage (no idea where that come from) and possible death from it . But after a year they decided finally to do it after lancing his tonsils several times in hospital. They were whipped out asap, he did piss blood out of my throat pretty heavily but he was home the next day with much less pain than he went in with.
My dad (b. 1931) had his tonsils out on the kitchen table. The doctor was taking care of his older brother and figured he might as well do my dad's while he was there.
I write this comment before I watch because this is literally the episode we been waiting for... well this and the episode he finally fixes his sign but until then FUCK YA THE PAST WAS THE WORSE!!
When the new polymer bills were introduced here in Canada, the old paper bills were slowly taken out of circulation. There are still some out there, and you'll get one with your change once in a while.
I love hearing simon attempt to pronounce slavic names lmaooo, also vladimir demikov is the one that did the dog head onto another dog surgeries btw not Sergei
I told my dad for his birthday that I got us Magellan. his birthday was in March and I lost the code from the BB video sponsored by Magellan that week so now we ACTUALLY have Magellan
Was out with a friend on Saturday Forgot my phone. When she went to the toilet I just sat there stared out the window and wondered how I used to wait around without my phone for so many years. The past is the worst
Simon. The UK is not the only country to give kids heroin. When I was a kid in the Midwest, everyone took Paregoric for diarrhea. Its main ingredient was heroin. I have other bones to pick with medical "practices" in the US.
Husband: "My wife seems to think she has rights and opinions that matter and will not bend to my will whenever I say." Doctor: "Her brain is diseased. Admit her to an asylum." Past is the worst.
Fanny packs are still a thing. They’re great for (lawful) concealed carry while still looking non-threatening. If you’re in the US, don’t piss off men with Fanny packs.
In 1960 I had my tonsils taken out. When I got home I started hemorrhaging and had to be rushed back to the hospital and given a blood transfusion. I was 7 years old. All so I wouldn't get so many colds.
My mates mum is on diamorphine because the discs in her back are just gone through a degenerative condition. Always wanted to try some, I know she keeps it stored as a liquid in her fridge, dont want to see how far I'd go for the next hit though, you never catch that dragon.
Healthcare practices in regards to tonsils is that tonsillectomy are more common if it's likely that repeated (chronic) strep infections is likely to yield in tonsillitis. Layman understand "bleeding" to mean small amount of blood coming out. "Hemorrhaging" means large amount of blood. Technically, they are indeed the same thing, although there are 4 kinds of bleeding/hemorrhaging.
I forget the editors name, I'll just refer to the editor as "Nota Danny, and/or Notta Simon". So, Nota Dany's insertion of the olden ad, depicting an open, offering, hand holding a "Big 'ole jar of Heroin" directed at Simon as he stopped recording due to his hacking up a lung, or two. That delivered a box of giggles, with complimentary chuckle.Nice job Notta Simon! Uh, nice script Danny. Way to give an effort Simon. As effort rendering of vaguely off topic rants, wonderings, as well as general nonsensical bulshit seems to be all anyone should ever expect from your exceedingly vigor work ethic. Surley a result of countless hours toiling away, narrowly avoiding exhaustion while rigorously narrating a script provided to you complete with witticisms jokes and/or antidotes. Really dig your guy's channels. (Pick a lane already. Is it truly necessary to make a video for 3/4's of YT's categories? J/K'iing, kinda. ;-)
Oh God. I had the tonsillitis thing too, on and off for an entire year before my Dad left the military and got a new job so they could afford the surgery- the military didn't want to cover it, apparently. (Also he had to leave the military for other reasons too- he's very accident prone, and got dropped off a gangplank between a boat and a ship. It did a fair bit of damage, so they medically discharged him. So maybe it's that he had to get a new job after being discharged so they could afford it? I don't really know, my memory from back then was really spotty- I was 2 and 3 during this time- and frankly I didn't much attention to anything other than myself and my immediate environment.) I remember drinking chicken broth, and it was pretty good on my sore throat. Then mom made me drink orange juice. I mostly avoided orange juice after that for about the next decade and a half, except at grandma's house for some reason. And apparently when he went to remove them them the surgeon found that my tonsils were black and shriveled. Gross.
my mom had her appendix taken out when she was little in the early 50s. then in 2004 her appendix nearly burst…apparently if they don’t get all of it out it can regenerate 😬
Bless you. Heroin makes you feel dopesick if you use it enough. Which causes N/V, aches, diarrhea, cold sweats, etc. this makes it hard to come off as people will use to “get well” and avoid detoxing.
I got my gallbladder removed due to gallstones and pain. I was assured it was a routine procedure with low risk of complications. I ended up bleeding internally for a few days, they also had knicked my intestine and I ended up being hospitalized for a couple of months and bed ridden for half a year. Surgery is better than it ever has been, but it's still not good.
As an Aussie…. Did you have a different Woolworths?… because over here Woolworths is one of our major supermarkets and isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. 7:22
Have you done anything on Blaze about the surgeon who managed a 300% mortality rate in one surgery? Yeah, dude’s actions were basically directly responsible for the deaths of three people, rather than even just the one patient he was going to be operating on.
To answer your question of 'Is heroin addictive?' YES it is VERY addictive. I started using because I wasn't able to obtain legal appropriate pain relief for a medical condition that my doctor ignored for 6 years (Now the surgery HAS been done and I'm currently in the process of taking legal action as I almost lost my leg as a result of the neglegence). 6 years of use left me VERY addicted and it took some time in a residential rehab facility for me to manage to quit! When you first use it, it takes away all the physical pain, and mentally you feel so relaxed that someone could murder your parents right next to you, and you wouldn't care......In time, you NEED it just to feel normal. Without it, it feels like the worst case of flu you've ever had, plus you get really easily stressed by things that normally you wouldn't have any problems coping with. It becomes quite expensive too. At the beginning, a £10 bag lasts for about 6 hours, but after a while, you'll easily be using 6+ bags a day. I was VERY lucky that I was in full time employment all the time that I was using, so I NEVER stole anything to fund my use / addiction. I'm in a minority in that respect. As I've said, I've quit now, but it really wasn't easy. The first 3 days of withdrawals are VERY unpleasant, constant vomiting, nausea, bad case of the grimshits, unable to sleep and mind racing. Can't keep any food down, and really irritable. 4th day gets a bit better, and it improves over the next 2 weeeks. Almost 3 years later, there isn't a day that I wake up when my first thought is that I'd LOVE a hit of fine Afghan Brown there and then, but it's not a road that I plan on going down again! For anyone reading this who is thinking about trying it......Just DON'T. There is no such thing as 'Only once'. For anyone who is addicted, get some help, you CAN quit if you want to, but it does take effort and determination. It IS worth it (Quitting).
We change our money too. The federal reserve shreds as much of it as they can get their hands on and replaces it, but some of it stays in circulation and there's nothing they can do about it because laws.
2017 I woke up at 4am thinking I was having a heart attack.... passed out in the couch from the pain as my husband was getting the kids dressed and truck started (we live in Alaska and at the time it would have taken the ambulance longer to find us than to just drive). He called 911 when I passed out. Ambulance took me to the ER and found out I need emergency surgery to remove my gallbladder. I have multiple unidentified autoimmune diseases and am in the ER ALOT.... I know the staff lol. When the doctor was walking out of the room he passively said "a nurse will be in shortly with something for the pain" and I said "hurry!" He turned around and asked "you want something?" I nodded and he ran out of the room... (I have NEVER EVER accepted pain meds or a prescription rarely do I accept Tylenol so he knew I was hurting really bad) A second later a nurse came in with a locked box and took out a black and yellow syringe... I asked what it was and she said "you're going night night..." and started putting it in my IV a second later I told her "I can't tell if I can't breath or if I don't hurt anymore..." she looked at my vitals, patted my head and said "Yup night night..." and then I woke up 4 hours later.... Dilaudid/hydromorphone..... IS WHERE IT'S AT! 🤣😅🤣😅 Doctor came in and the first thing I did was ask wtf that was and he told me and I told him "if I come back don't ever give it to me again..." and he laughed and said "ya you only get it if you're dieing" I googled it when I got home and it's the strongest most addictive opiate they've got. Stronger than morphine and heroine... and I can see why.... I'm not an addict but given the chance ............ 😏😬🤣
me and my brother had our tonsils removed about 7 years old, mine surgery wasn't so bad, but my brother woke up the moment they cut them, they had quickly put him back under. lucky i had my surgery first otherwise i would of been done the road and gone.
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75 years later. Germany is now a province of the magnificent Chinese Empire. God bless winny poo
Simon: That's what we do here on the Blaze!
Aha! You finally said it without saying you AREN'T the Blaze! We knew it!
Heads up, there's an impostor channel called Business Blazes that's trying to scam people.
How much is Magellan per month after the free trial? I think it's time I get it
@@rivertrash9862 link? I looked and couldn't find
"Brain's role in processing the emotions is still largely a grey area"
Ooh, I liked that one Danny, that was sharp
BUH DA DUM BUM
Seeing a writer get some direct love makes me happy
@@Joe_Potts TSSSSSSSSSSS
Almost as sharp as a ice pick
When Simon sneezed on that script it’s value increase by nearly 700%
PLAGUE SPREADER 😳
now we need to get the script and his DNA on it and clone him!
@@ninerand We don't need any more...
Er, Cloning Simon wouldn't be a good idea, they'd probably start to work together and end up taking over a remote military base. One where those not allowed in just wonder and worry about what's going on inside.
And they wouldn't want to know. It was fucked, I mean it would be fucked up seeing the first, oh say 12-16 tries. Around that many probably wouldn't come out the other side very....well.
And those who later might come out functional, always seem to have...a slight twist to the usual Simon personality....and not in a good way.
@@otakuman706 I'd read this fanfic
@@ninerand he already clones himself XD..... that's how he dominates TH-cam!!!
OMG Danny, pointing out that a suicide victim won’t be excited to be reanimated is my favorite dark joke of the day!
There was a guy that suicided was brought back then arrested for it.
@@savannamiller7568 Pretty sure I´ve even read about someone from some Middle-Eastern country or some other ass-backwards shithole who attempted suicide, was saved, and then executed... because logic.
Waking up alive is an actual thing
@@Riwillion they were "saving" his soul - duh. BTW - you mean they have backwards shit-hole GOVERNMENTS. If we're judging citizens on their government's actions - America makes the shit-hole list aswell.
@@MF-R 👏👏👏👏👏
Meme Accountant here... FINALLY - SIMON PRONOUNCES ROTHERHAM PROPERLY. My work here is done. Bye all.
Where have you been
Stay! He might go back to his wrong pronunciation if you leave!
We can't have that happening.
And next video, ETA make a come back....🤣
How do I get him to pronounce Plantagenet correctly?
I thought it was a drinking game, every time he miss-pronounces Rotherham differently take a drink.
I experienced the past while working in Egypt. I cracked a tooth and got told to go to a local dentist to have it extracted. This wasn't in a major city this was in a village. The "dentist" who I strongly suspect was also the village mechanic, or maybe just a keen amateur, pulled out a pair of oily bloodstained pliers, rested my head on a flip flop (his flip flop, sans foot) and heaved at my tooth until it finally snapped out. Anesthetic was not on offer. It was fucking barbaric and if I'm honest it hurt so much, a little bit of piss came out. In the past, dentistry I can attest, was the absolute fucking worst
My front tooth broke in half when I was a struggling college student. I live in the US but finally found a dentist from Mexico who was willing to fix the tooth for $175. He drilled in a small metal rod into the tooth to help the bonding stay and he blew cold air on the tooth as he drilled into it to help with the pain. That was my anesthetic lol it was horribly painful but it looked good and held on for years lol
Yeah I would've just left that shit in until I got somewhere modern. Actually I've had a cracked tooth for a couple years now
😂😂😂
Better see that Zombie Simon bit used in future meme spots, that's solid
“AM I RIGHT, PETER?” Is possibly my favorite BB variation on a theme.
AM I RIGHT.... KEVIN?
Edmund the Spiffing - please don’t put me in the same company as Peter...
Yeah, you don’t want to be in the same class as Peter, am I right?
Pete F no disrespect to the name, just the referenced individual. 👊
I expect this will become a series. "The past was the worst: volume 87"...
Love his rants of the past
YES PLEASE!
I could see it being a channel. Simon hasn't started a new one this month yet.
@@333SarahBeth this is what I was thinking and like a good little sheep I will go and subscribe to it 😂
We can only hope
Simon, in the past we had these things called books. The ones with pages. And what you did, the intelligent people that is, the ones who realize they are going to be waiting on things like: the bus, the plane to begin boarding/flying/landing/disembarking (repeat however many connections you have), the doctor to see you, or your number to finally be called while waiting at the dmv...
Where was I? Oh, yeah. We would bring along a book and READ IT! Or is that just me? I still do, in fact. Not always, but often enough.
Always have one in my purse. Remember interacting with passers by?
Newspapers? I imagine the past with at least half of the passengers with giant news sheets in front of their faces being a nuisance to others.
No… I still read books. In fact, I have over 130 in my digital library right now.
Sam, please make Simon's version of "is that crack? Is that what you smoke?" into the actual new meme!! That clip should live on into improving history!
THIS. Bonus points if we get Simon's voice with the Barbie's video, her voice with his video, or both.
Also the dog filter on the "............... No." meme was glorious
Simon: "You don't want to have surgery any time that isn't now."
Simon, I just don't want to have surgery.
... but Simon, everyone is getting surgery these days, don't you want to be popular?....
-Simon. You have seen how many subs I have, on all of my channels?...
-Simon. I am the definition of Popular.
I wouldn’t mind some old school cocaine numbed eye surgery
@@97TheWatcher Cocaine-fueled lobotomies for EVERYONE! WHEE!!
@@CharlesGriswold OMG yes image a diabetic pump but with cocaine cartridges
We're still figuring it out
There's a technique to flush cells of an organ and leave structural cells and then refill the organ with the patient cells so that the patient could have an organ transplant without ever having to take immunosuppressants, this was done on rats - a rat limb
I was still being wheeled into recovery when I woke up from my appendectomy (in 2011) and I heard the surgeon say, "Wow, that was weird." 😂😂
Simon: "who doesn't love a heroin and cocaine drink?"
*River Phoenix has entered the chat*
*Sam Kinneson liked this*
John Belushi says Hi.
Too soon!!!! Says the guy who made a 9/11 joke before the second tower even fell
Comment of the week
Simon: "Like they should have people going in for an operation and then a separate place for people after the operation..."
Me: "Uh, like pre-op and post-op wards? Yeah, they have those. They totally have those. Well, at least in countries with good medical care, they have those."
my man just quoted himself
"Doctor, he is sometimes getting violent"
"Well, maybe we should try stirring his brain with an icepick through his eyehole?'
"... Great idea!"
EFF the past.
Yeah, they used to lobotomize women to " calm them down ". Eff the past
@@gwick358 hysterics- that was a catch all phrase for any emotion deemed undesirable in females.....
@@gwick358 They did it with vibrators in 19th century, but still, past was the worst. "Oh you cut your finger on a needle? BLOOD POISONING BOYY YEEEE" thank god for vaccines and antibiotics
Simon “ I’m not a doctor I just play one on TH-cam” Simon’s latest title Doctor of information!
When I was a kid, we lived within basically spitting distance of the Post Cereal Factory in Battle Creek Michigan. The air often smelled like Cocoa Pebbles... it was magical.
In Buffalo, we get the same thing, except Cheerios.
11:31- In the US they do have a separate area for post-operative patients, at least to monitor them for a while to make sure they’re stable and won’t have to be brought back into surgery for any complications.
I feel like everyone that watches this channel gets put on a watchlist...
Communism is frequently mentioned by Danny. Cocaine by Simon.
Doesn't the inconsistent views between scripts help remove the risk of watchlist? If cocaine content gets you on a list I feel sorry for Hollywood /s
THE WATCHLIST FOR LEGENDS.
AM I RIGHT, PETER?
@@brainblaze6526 you need to bring back EDA I miss his beautiful eyes
I’d be so dead if it weren’t for penicillin.
I don't think I've ever been this early to a blaze. I feel special.
Same
Don't.
@@imperial_corner 632nd
I’m not a doctor, yet. Though I’ve been practicing in my garden shed.
I'm not a doctor, I just stalk a dude who plays one on tv!
Simon: Gimme what I want.. What I really really want!
Me: Spits drink out 👃
Simon: Looks up an and says “thank you Danny”…….. we all know Danny’s down below…. In the basement
Spoiler alert, Danny has Simon in the basement.
@@onemoreguyonline7878 Now that you mention it, I have never seen Simon and a window in the same room.
@@garcemac .,. There's video evidence of Simon and window together. He filmed and released some of his first videos from his apartment where construction was always going on... You should search for it... Pretty funny stuff!!! 👍
@@WKRP187 keyword is first videos. That was the last time Danny was foolish enough to let comrade Simon enjoy open air for free - it gave Simon ideas that he would ever be more than FactBoi
@@onemoreguyonline7878 that’s what he ( Simon ) wants you to think.
Best blaze for an age! Cocaine back on the menu!
“Sneeze - sneeze, COVID” I do this every time I cough. Even in the middle of a que.
I just wait until the coughing fit passes and ask if anyone has a smoke I can bum...
Simon: "Is heroin addictive?"
Me: ...
What could go wrong?
My city, overwhelmed with bodies……and a giant heroin problem
As a Canadian, I can confirm that our system is similar to the UK. We switch our "paper" money ever few decades. "Paper" because it's more of a plastic like thing now.
Our paper is more cloth now
Our notes are made out of the same plastic material now, they're based on the Canadian notes.
Australia invented that plastic money.
P-p-p-polymer!
Yeah, but if someone was to find an old paper note, they might get looked at funny, but they will be accepted. I too, as a Canadian went to Europe and saved my various currencies, not because I wanted to use them on my next trip, but because the Euro was coming in and those various currencies were going extinct. They're among my souveniers of my trip. Mostly change, a few notes, but you can't get them now.
The past was the BEST Simon, that's where Danny got kidnapped remember
As someone who majored in history I have to agree with Simon, the past was worse. He could do a hundred videos on this topic. The medical and and sanitation stuff alone is scary as hell. This video is just an appetizer. Plus, this topic brings out great comments from Simon and great writing from Sam.
"Who doesn't love a heroin/cocaine drink?"
- Simon Whistler -
Make the shirt Simon.
These days you go to the doctor,. He tells you that you got cancer and should go to the hospital. The hospital tells you: ok, you are on the 2 month waiting list for diagnose, then a 6 month waiting list for 1st treatment.
Is that like the Irish abortion clinic, there is a 10 month waiting list.
I love explaining terms like "broken on the wheel" and "hung, drawn, and quartered" to those people that think things were so much better in the past. Then I drop the fact that these brutal execution methods were seen as great family entertainment for a Saturday evening...😮
The next beard oil should be called "Rotting Spice"
Rotting corpse
@@ph3onixlightsworn232 That's too close to the Rotten Turtle.
Pungent Corpse?
I wonder how many fitting paraphrases for the same name/conceptually same name there could be lol, just because that would be an entertaining way to name scents in the line. Rotting Turtle, Decomposing Testinude, Purulent Tortoise, et cetera
Canada is much like America we’ve had 3 different notes that I can remember in the past 25ish years you can use any of them as long as we can tell they’re real
Not gonna lie mate would pay too see a Canadian trump.... I’m Australian and I would rather be on a prison ship then share a border
I had my appendix removed. Then they had to go in *again* and remove the infection that was growing where my appendix had been, because removing all of the disgusting mess that happens when someone's appendix has burst is really damn tricky.
I don’t want to hit “the like button” about this, I dislike that this happened to you!
@@EMurph42 It really sucked, but it was a long time ago. #ThePastWasTheWorst
I was doing my makeup while I watched this and I nearly poked myself in my eye with a mascara wand several times due to suddenly bursting out laughing at Simon's crack and heroin jokes
self-lobotomy????
Girl, you know better!
"Soon to be President" JFK was 24 when his sister was banished to a Wisconsin Convent after the botched Lobotomy, and the family was kept in the dark as to what had happened.
My father was a heroin addict most of his life. He became addicted during the Korean war. He told me to never try it, not even once, because it was such a great high, that it would hook you immediately after one try.
Truth
Simon's "is that crack" moment was so damn cute lol I fucking love this man tbh
I've always had all the world's entertainment in my pocket.
Wink wink
Your hand? You need to get out more. 😉
Joking
#Tamagotchi 😂
@@grimd8788 - More than a year inside and social distancing, ya gotta find your own entertainment where ya can.
"The Past Was the Worst"
I think Simon finally has an original series he can put out, instead of the lazy title pic he shoves in the basement grate, lmao. i would love to see a annual series of this!
This will be his next channel with daily videos coming out
Dear Simon, there is still an operating Blockbuster in Bend Oregon.
And they hAve all the b-buster merch
*Rushes to Oregon*
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!
@@liamrussell367 shut up and take my money lmao
Wow.....really?.?
Wow.....really?.?
3:11 That was the best meme amalgamation ever!!! Thanks, Sam! LOL
Tremendous really
The exploding Simon meme is my all time favorite now
got to say,it always makes me laugh
Can we watch Simon go Nuclear, but from Alaska for safety purposes?
Can you imagine the ways people might feel about us in the same way in a 1000 years from now?
they'll probably hate us for destroying the environment :^)
@@powerbeard5653 if we destroyed the environment how would humans be alive in a 1000 years and not regressed into a worst society?
100 years at max!
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Doctor McCoy is horrified at barbaric dialysis.
There's a show that's called ancient discoveries and they showed that ancient Romans for able to have created the first set of surgical instruments that are the same as today and almost the basic same techniques including a syringe made to take out cataracts. Also they showed that the Aztecs for able to use a sharp form of stone to perform surgeries such as relieving pressure on the skull
4:20 I loved how the first college I go to was apparently close enough to some food place that the smell would sometimes be carried on the wind.
I love the smell of food, to the point where smelling nothing at all is boring to me.
My mother took us to this old coot doctor who understood that tonsils were important before the rest of the medical community caught up. He wouldn't take them out no matter how many times I got tonsillitis every year. I hated him virulently then, I wish I could thank him now.
That tonsil removal tool is what nightmares are made of! I almost died from blood loss when i had my tonsils removed as a kid, 20 years ago, because it turned out i was a bleeder, whoops i guess. I'm sure that would have been picked up way sooner today.
Simon’s Spice Girls cover: proof that the present is worse.
I miss the good old days when his cover didn't exist.. The present is the worst
considering it was released in around 1996, I'd say that it's in the past.
@@x3roxide Actually, I’m pretty sure Simon covered it for the first time on camera within the last few weeks 😏
@@Battle_Beard oh I didn't read it correctly.
His cover!
So true.... still, it's better than the original
My dad had his tonsils out at 73. He had, too, as he had cancer in that area. I felt bad watching him after. He slept, sitting up and mostly drank his meals for a day.
In 50 years I’ll come back to this video and I’ll let you know how it’s going Simon.
You can still wander about in Woolworths if you come to Australia. It's a big supermarket chain here.
I feel so old. Born in 67'. Graduated high-school in 85'. And I liked life when we went to the library and stopped for ice cream at Woolworths on the way home. Blockbuster came later. I miss that too. Just seems the less we have to do to get something. The less enjoyable it is. The more our electronics distract us. The more we miss.
My tonsils and adenoids were removed when I was like 5 because of my constant fights with ear infections and needing tubes in my ears to save the little bit of hearing I have.
I am 37 and got Hairy cell Leukemia. The desease discovered first in 1923. It was first characterized in 1958. So before that, it was usual that patients would just die without ever knowing what they had (its a tumor that messes with the production of immune cells - in contrast to acute leukemia the main effect is that bone marrow is replaced and thus too few blood cells are produced - usual cause of death is an infection). A bit later, the first treatment was discovered. While HCL displaces bone marrow, a large amount of the tumor mass is in the spleen. The first known treatment was to remove the spllen to reduce the tumor burden. This delayed inevitable death by something like 3 years. In the 1980s they invented using inteferone alpha as treatment. It lead to a slow recovery and in many cases had to be administered indefinetly since while remissions were frequent, they were usually partial and relapse usually occured after discontinuing treatment. Side effects were flue like symptoms. Fortunately the disease usually needed a very long time to adapt to the treatment and the disease is very indolent in course - so people lived often for 20 years. However, they had flue like symptoms 3 days a week due to inteferone injections. In the 1990s cladribine and pentostatine were invented as treatment. A 1 week course (cladribine) or one injection every 2nd week with a total of 8 injections (if i remember correctly - pentostatine is less frequently used now) lead usually to long remissions, often for > a decade. Retreatment was also frequently sucessful. However, subsequent remissions became shorter. The main side effect is a quite significant immunosuppression (very strong for the 1-2 month which are a bit risky, but also some remaining for 3-4 years due to decimation of CD4/8 cells (including those memory T cells that also get destroyed by HIV) - these need plenty of time to regenerate. However, after some treatments, HCL often becomes refractory.
In the 2000s it was found out that subsequent treatments can be made more efficient and provide longer duration when combining cladribine or pentostatine with Rituximab. Often, 2nd line treatment leads to minimal residual desease being completely eliminated - while ppl never are deemed cured - because relapse can happen even after several decades - many get old and die without ever experiencing relapse.
Now even more drugs for the case of relapsed/refractory desase have been found. Braf V600 has been identified as an important genetic mutation leading to the disease and allowing it to proliferate by activating Raf pathway, and drugs blocking this pathway have been developed (mainly as a treatment for melanoma which has the same mutation - however, while it works great in HCL, melanoma usually quickly adaps and thus it only provides melanoma patients some extra month). Also, scientists managed to combine binding domains of antibodies to one of the surface proteins of HCL with the toxine of pseudomonas, which is also quite efficent. Since these treatments are quite new, its not yet that well known whether these drugs should be combined with other drugs and if so with which drugs.
50 years ago, i would be in a situation to plan my own funeral. Now, it still feels like a damocles sword over the head - the desease still can get refractory and infections during treatment are a serious risk - but the likely course is that i live a relatively normal life. 70% of the people with this desease die of unrelated courses (however, median age of onset of the desease is in the late 50s, and a desease that is uncurable and gets refractory to treatment with time, the younger you get it the more likely you are to die of it so if nothing new would be developed my chance would be rather something like 50-50 to survive till i get a different cause of death.
So clearly, one does not go much into the past to see that the improvements in medicine are very real and very rapid.
And this even is the case in totally non drug related fields. Go back 20-30 years. People did not know much about the risk factors relating to sudden infant death syndrome, which is the most frequent cause of death for small infants (they basically just stop breathing and thus die). It was however found out that the most important risk factor is fleeping on the belly. infants sleeping on the back have only 1/10th of the risk of infants sleeping on the belly. Consistant provision of information cut the mortality of SIDS by like 90%. When my little one was born, i was fortunately aware. Because some fucking stupid uneducated midwife told us to put the baby on its belly for sleep because that way the baby could breath better... Well. We officially stayed calm - and of course disregarded her advice.. Instead we informed some better educated child nurse of the hospital to give the hospital the chance to fix that very apparent staff education issue that could cost lives very easily....
Simons face as he reads the line @ 13:23 is priceless.
You can be prescribed diamorphine (heroin) in the US for severe pain and used for post-surgery pain, albeit for a very short time unless under specific circumstances. Cases such as late-stage cancer patients can even be prescribed fentanyl and other very powerful synthetic opioids due to tolerance buildup.
“This is off the wall already” is basically my new life motto 😂 Thank you Simon.
It was indeed what i wanted I didn't know i wanted it but thankfully simon told me what i really really want
Nostalgia for the past comes not from a place of appreciation but a place of regret. no one ever appreciates all the good in the world today, honestly thats just a fact. theres no way you can just ignore problems and only appreciate happiness today. but in the future, you get to look back and see all the things you wish you had enjoyed when you had it.
The only thing that I really like from the past is the fountain pen. And of those, many of them are actually better made than most today.
Of course, I may be a little biased, as most other pens hurt to use...
(Of course, my glasses are an 1880s style, too, but that's because I ruin nose pads, so a saddle bridge works better for me. And they were cheaper than others.)
30:20 Dude, imagine being that guy, and some weird-ass Russian scientists actually managed to bring you back to life, only to turn their weird science machine off and you die again.
Like you were standing in line at the gates of Heaven for a couple of hours, got yanked back down into the mortal coil for a few brief moments, and then returned to the fluffy clouds above. You would probably be so fuckin' confused.
I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
That hurt my brain when I read it.
@@chasebarber6154 oldest dad joke on earth
I don't remember anything to seriously bad that happened during my childhood. From 1972-1991. I feel like I could live pretty happily during the late 70s all through the 80s. Since I already lived through it I'd be familiar with how everything worked, what to do, what to wear, and how to act.
Ditto. They would survive. Plus, they'd be able to remember bell bottoms and platform shoes.
I remember the several specialists my parents went to just to for them to decided wether or not a tonsillectomy was for my dad. They said he was super duper high risk of hemorrhage, brain damage (no idea where that come from) and possible death from it . But after a year they decided finally to do it after lancing his tonsils several times in hospital. They were whipped out asap, he did piss blood out of my throat pretty heavily but he was home the next day with much less pain than he went in with.
As someone that studied history in college Simon only spits facts when it comes to things like this
My dad (b. 1931) had his tonsils out on the kitchen table. The doctor was taking care of his older brother and figured he might as well do my dad's while he was there.
I write this comment before I watch because this is literally the episode we been waiting for... well this and the episode he finally fixes his sign but until then FUCK YA THE PAST WAS THE WORSE!!
12:00 What?! How? Smh that's terrifying, and pretty impressive.
When the new polymer bills were introduced here in Canada, the old paper bills were slowly taken out of circulation. There are still some out there, and you'll get one with your change once in a while.
I love hearing simon attempt to pronounce slavic names lmaooo, also vladimir demikov is the one that did the dog head onto another dog surgeries btw not Sergei
I told my dad for his birthday that I got us Magellan. his birthday was in March and I lost the code from the BB video sponsored by Magellan that week so now we ACTUALLY have Magellan
Was out with a friend on Saturday
Forgot my phone. When she went to the toilet I just sat there stared out the window and wondered how I used to wait around without my phone for so many years. The past is the worst
Simon. The UK is not the only country to give kids heroin. When I was a kid in the Midwest, everyone took Paregoric for diarrhea. Its main ingredient was heroin. I have other bones to pick with medical "practices" in the US.
I was waiting for a "Past Was The Worst" vid on this channel, I knew FactBoy and the Basement Crew would deliver 🔥
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Husband: "My wife seems to think she has rights and opinions that matter and will not bend to my will whenever I say."
Doctor: "Her brain is diseased. Admit her to an asylum."
Past is the worst.
Fanny packs are still a thing. They’re great for (lawful) concealed carry while still looking non-threatening. If you’re in the US, don’t piss off men with Fanny packs.
More aptly: hip or belly pack. I’ve never seen them on a fanny.
@@tomtheplummer7322 I've heard that in Europe, the fanny is in the front.
Never piss off men with fanny packs (bum bags) because if a man doesn't care about the fashion police, he sure ain't gonna care about the police.
In 1960 I had my tonsils taken out. When I got home I started hemorrhaging and had to be rushed back to the hospital and given a blood transfusion. I was 7 years old. All so I wouldn't get so many colds.
I love the flex seal guy go "thats alot of damage" lmfao
My mates mum is on diamorphine because the discs in her back are just gone through a degenerative condition.
Always wanted to try some, I know she keeps it stored as a liquid in her fridge, dont want to see how far I'd go for the next hit though, you never catch that dragon.
W*H*A*T*S*A*P*P *M*E*O*N
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F*O*R*M*O*R*E*G*U*I*D*A*N*C*E...
Healthcare practices in regards to tonsils is that tonsillectomy are more common if it's likely that repeated (chronic) strep infections is likely to yield in tonsillitis.
Layman understand "bleeding" to mean small amount of blood coming out. "Hemorrhaging" means large amount of blood.
Technically, they are indeed the same thing, although there are 4 kinds of bleeding/hemorrhaging.
I forget the editors name, I'll just refer to the editor as "Nota Danny, and/or Notta Simon". So, Nota Dany's insertion of the olden ad, depicting an open, offering, hand holding a "Big 'ole jar of Heroin" directed at Simon as he stopped recording due to his hacking up a lung, or two. That delivered a box of giggles, with complimentary chuckle.Nice job Notta Simon! Uh, nice script Danny. Way to give an effort Simon. As effort rendering of vaguely off topic rants, wonderings, as well as general nonsensical bulshit seems to be all anyone should ever expect from your exceedingly vigor work ethic. Surley a result of countless hours toiling away, narrowly avoiding exhaustion while rigorously narrating a script provided to you complete with witticisms jokes and/or antidotes. Really dig your guy's channels. (Pick a lane already. Is it truly necessary to make a video for 3/4's of YT's categories? J/K'iing, kinda. ;-)
Oh God. I had the tonsillitis thing too, on and off for an entire year before my Dad left the military and got a new job so they could afford the surgery- the military didn't want to cover it, apparently. (Also he had to leave the military for other reasons too- he's very accident prone, and got dropped off a gangplank between a boat and a ship. It did a fair bit of damage, so they medically discharged him. So maybe it's that he had to get a new job after being discharged so they could afford it? I don't really know, my memory from back then was really spotty- I was 2 and 3 during this time- and frankly I didn't much attention to anything other than myself and my immediate environment.) I remember drinking chicken broth, and it was pretty good on my sore throat. Then mom made me drink orange juice. I mostly avoided orange juice after that for about the next decade and a half, except at grandma's house for some reason. And apparently when he went to remove them them the surgeon found that my tonsils were black and shriveled. Gross.
my mom had her appendix taken out when she was little in the early 50s. then in 2004 her appendix nearly burst…apparently if they don’t get all of it out it can regenerate 😬
Bless you. Heroin makes you feel dopesick if you use it enough. Which causes N/V, aches, diarrhea, cold sweats, etc. this makes it hard to come off as people will use to “get well” and avoid detoxing.
My mother had hers out in the 50s. Not because she was having problems with her tonsils, but to keep her sister company while she had hers out...
I got my gallbladder removed due to gallstones and pain. I was assured it was a routine procedure with low risk of complications. I ended up bleeding internally for a few days, they also had knicked my intestine and I ended up being hospitalized for a couple of months and bed ridden for half a year. Surgery is better than it ever has been, but it's still not good.
As an Aussie…. Did you have a different Woolworths?… because over here Woolworths is one of our major supermarkets and isn’t going anywhere anytime soon. 7:22
I had my tonsils out at 21, and it was a nightmare. Also, you DO NOT want your appendix to explode....it's a lot like like that scene in Alien....
Have you done anything on Blaze about the surgeon who managed a 300% mortality rate in one surgery? Yeah, dude’s actions were basically directly responsible for the deaths of three people, rather than even just the one patient he was going to be operating on.
To answer your question of 'Is heroin addictive?' YES it is VERY addictive. I started using because I wasn't able to obtain legal appropriate pain relief for a medical condition that my doctor ignored for 6 years (Now the surgery HAS been done and I'm currently in the process of taking legal action as I almost lost my leg as a result of the neglegence). 6 years of use left me VERY addicted and it took some time in a residential rehab facility for me to manage to quit! When you first use it, it takes away all the physical pain, and mentally you feel so relaxed that someone could murder your parents right next to you, and you wouldn't care......In time, you NEED it just to feel normal. Without it, it feels like the worst case of flu you've ever had, plus you get really easily stressed by things that normally you wouldn't have any problems coping with. It becomes quite expensive too. At the beginning, a £10 bag lasts for about 6 hours, but after a while, you'll easily be using 6+ bags a day. I was VERY lucky that I was in full time employment all the time that I was using, so I NEVER stole anything to fund my use / addiction. I'm in a minority in that respect. As I've said, I've quit now, but it really wasn't easy. The first 3 days of withdrawals are VERY unpleasant, constant vomiting, nausea, bad case of the grimshits, unable to sleep and mind racing. Can't keep any food down, and really irritable. 4th day gets a bit better, and it improves over the next 2 weeeks. Almost 3 years later, there isn't a day that I wake up when my first thought is that I'd LOVE a hit of fine Afghan Brown there and then, but it's not a road that I plan on going down again! For anyone reading this who is thinking about trying it......Just DON'T. There is no such thing as 'Only once'. For anyone who is addicted, get some help, you CAN quit if you want to, but it does take effort and determination. It IS worth it (Quitting).
We change our money too. The federal reserve shreds as much of it as they can get their hands on and replaces it, but some of it stays in circulation and there's nothing they can do about it because laws.
Our town still got a w.h.Smith and the main post office is in it . Truro , Cornwall . It's also got a cathedral but it's NOT a city , trust me lol!
This is the only BB that I'm sorry I watched until the end. I'm involved in animal rescue, and any kind of animal abuse breaks my heart. 💔
2017 I woke up at 4am thinking I was having a heart attack.... passed out in the couch from the pain as my husband was getting the kids dressed and truck started (we live in Alaska and at the time it would have taken the ambulance longer to find us than to just drive). He called 911 when I passed out. Ambulance took me to the ER and found out I need emergency surgery to remove my gallbladder. I have multiple unidentified autoimmune diseases and am in the ER ALOT.... I know the staff lol. When the doctor was walking out of the room he passively said "a nurse will be in shortly with something for the pain" and I said "hurry!" He turned around and asked "you want something?" I nodded and he ran out of the room... (I have NEVER EVER accepted pain meds or a prescription rarely do I accept Tylenol so he knew I was hurting really bad)
A second later a nurse came in with a locked box and took out a black and yellow syringe... I asked what it was and she said "you're going night night..." and started putting it in my IV a second later I told her "I can't tell if I can't breath or if I don't hurt anymore..." she looked at my vitals, patted my head and said "Yup night night..." and then I woke up 4 hours later....
Dilaudid/hydromorphone..... IS WHERE IT'S AT! 🤣😅🤣😅 Doctor came in and the first thing I did was ask wtf that was and he told me and I told him "if I come back don't ever give it to me again..." and he laughed and said "ya you only get it if you're dieing"
I googled it when I got home and it's the strongest most addictive opiate they've got. Stronger than morphine and heroine... and I can see why.... I'm not an addict but given the chance ............ 😏😬🤣
Fentanyl is stronger
me and my brother had our tonsils removed about 7 years old, mine surgery wasn't so bad, but my brother woke up the moment they cut them, they had quickly put him back under. lucky i had my surgery first otherwise i would of been done the road and gone.
I love when Simon does the memes his self.
I had my tonsils out in the mid 60s. Next morning a nurse was force feeding me with cornflakes.....
That last one sounds like a Futurama episode explaining why there are talking heads in a jar.