I mean, it did look like it dried the overwet dough pretty good. Obviously don't use the same one you usually use or you'll shoot a hair into the food like Nyanners did, lmao
The first two minutes had me worried bc everything was going way too well (for Nyanners at least). Thankfully by minute three I'm already scratching my head as to how you could fuck up this badly making a pizza... Never change, Nyanners, never change!
You'd go there once. Once. Then you'd be begging Obi Wan to put you out of your misery. "I'm 90% a F#&%*ING DROID! How in the name of Darth Bane did I get food poisoning?!?"
I added it up and its pretty much "prison pizza"(or college pizza) I think the 2nd one is a candy kit but Japanese Candy can be on the bland side and the " Fun" is mixing and putting it together
I love that the tortured, elongated screaming of the dono notification is in the background at some points. Provides a nice audio bed for the chaos unfolding before our eyes.
Y'know. I really enjoy how cursed Nyanners can be but this might be the first time that my stomach threatened to upturn itself just from watching her stuff. Great work Nyan!
Hearing the sound of those ramen noodles being crunched was incredibly satisfying. EDIT: and then you made sadness gelatin afterward? Absolutely delightful. 👌
Everything about this video harmed me on both a physical and an emotional level, and I'd expect nothing less from Nyanners. Top-quality content as always.
I've always avoided watching movies like "Hostel" and "Green Inferno" because I thought they'd be too gross and disturbing, but now that I've seen Nyanners make a pizza, I feel like I can handle any kind of horror.
...do you have any idea how hard it is for me to puke? ITS BEEN 5 F*CKING YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME I PUKED, AND THIS SHIT MADE MY GAG REFLEX GO HAYWIRE
This has to be the most chaotic thing Nyanners has ever done. You don't mess with lunchtime Nyanners. This disturbs me at an advanced level. Remember this as the day Nyanners made Among Us pizza.
I've seen this easy baking oven before. It feels like a mean joke tbh more than an oven. I like how Nyan is destroying that shit with her amazing cooking skills xD
Imma just say (and this is an indisputable fact do not even try) watching Nyanners, any video, stream or whatever while drunk is an experience every hot blooded American should try
I think I'll do the cooking
Ok. you can eat baby food since you clearly can't handle the mature adult flavor profiles of my avant garde French style cooking.
@@Nyanners bro you think pool noodles is Italian rustic. You couldn’t distinguish a flambé from a Bobby flay
@@lordaethelstan69 You two were absolutely meant for each other.
@@lordaethelstan69 I read that as "baby flake"
The kitchen utensil you never knew you needed: a hairdryer.
I mean, it did look like it dried the overwet dough pretty good. Obviously don't use the same one you usually use or you'll shoot a hair into the food like Nyanners did, lmao
learning well from Mika-sensei
A hairdryer doesn't have near enough temperature control or a high enough max temp, an industrial variable temp heat gun is better.
@@alpinez28 I did not read this carefully enough, so at first I thought you suggested using an actual gun for cooking. XD
@@raininess thank you kitchen gun!
I'm expecting Nyanners to pull out a witches cauldron and start chanting spells to make me my pizza (That will kill me)
I'm actually surprised that she didn't use a cauldron on stream
@@smoothie252 really? I feel like all the comments sections have a few she's liked
She uses a hair dryer and is then shocked when there is hair in her food. Genious.
I don't know anymore who the worse eldritch being in the kitchen is...
Haachama and Nyanners fighting for no.1 spot like its the olympics
Nyanners still has to prove that she does eat that shit. Haachama already ate way more gross stuff and even puked on camera some of it.
I’m sorry but no amount of chocolate sprinkles can compare to eating a tarantula
@@aztecserpent5525 Yeah but does she have a coke nail tho
Who will make the best gastronomic coup
Let's hope that they never end up in a kitchen together...
I never knew I could be terrified by the phrase "Let's cooking!"
That "pizza", it still haunts me.
Shiny.....
Complete.....
Editor always amazes me
definitely deserves a raise
absoloutly, is so mesmerising!
The editor deserves a grammy
That gollum edit with her holding the pizza tray was **chef's kiss** mama mia
LOL editor blink twice if you’re alive
And now this is why Italians put Nyanners as top 1 on their watch list
More like hit list.
Thank you Mr President.
Maybe the Terrorist Watch List
she is now persona non grata
as an italian, yep
The first two minutes had me worried bc everything was going way too well (for Nyanners at least). Thankfully by minute three I'm already scratching my head as to how you could fuck up this badly making a pizza...
Never change, Nyanners, never change!
Nyanners should start her own Italian pizza restaurant. I would absolutely go there. *Chefs kiss*
it must be real good pizza if MFing general grievous is willing to go there
You'd go there once. Once. Then you'd be begging Obi Wan to put you out of your misery. "I'm 90% a F#&%*ING DROID! How in the name of Darth Bane did I get food poisoning?!?"
@@gigaswardblade7261 "Another pizza for my collection." - General Grievous
I agree I hope she names the restaurant let's cooking
Haachama: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary.
She's really challenging my will to watch her.
8:17 I see a grown woman who should never be allowed behind the controls of a fucking Easy-Bake Oven.
These Toy Thursday streams have all been pure gold! Jugs killing it with the editing as usual
you know, when the titled said cursed i didnt expect it to be this much of an offence to the art of cooking, goddamn.
Me the whole time:
"Oh jesus please don't eat whatever that is."
I added it up and its pretty much "prison pizza"(or college pizza)
I think the 2nd one is a candy kit but Japanese Candy can be on the bland side and the " Fun" is mixing and putting it together
As a half Italian, I feel like this is an unintentional hate crime
@@gennarosevero1856 oh no believe me it was 100% intentional
I love that the tortured, elongated screaming of the dono notification is in the background at some points. Provides a nice audio bed for the chaos unfolding before our eyes.
its a slowed down howie scream, with a reversed fart noise behind it
This cooking video made me feel something between disgust, disbelief and amusement.
I want more.
I shouldn't have watched this while eating.
I legit almost barfed
That wud mean u already mastered the cooking class cuz the food is just like that
I’m sry nyanners lol 🤣
Anytime Nyanners incoporates live footage of any kind you know it will be next level cursed.
2:44 The creativity of this cat just made my day
Me watching... **visible concern**
not for my health but for Athel... Connor please save him!
Easy Bake Oven fueled by the souls of the damned is a nice touch
This is why you always wanna use cast iron cook ware.
Tip#1 Keep Nyanners out the kitchen. Tip#2 Order take out.
That Pitzman's is great for russian dressing and cocktail sauce. It's also good for chili if you need to win a contest.
"I'm completely sober, and it's making it worse"
- Nyanners, 2022
Very impressive job! I felt more dead every passing minute
this filled me with dread in a good way! the pizza industry will never recover from this
Nyanners is always pushing the limits of streaming as a medium. A true innovator.
The lactaid had my eyes wide with horror in between fits of laughter.
you know the emoji that's a fusion of 😂😠 - yeah, that. lmao
Ah, the time nyanjers commited a crime against food
Nyanners shouting "Choco sprinkle!" is the cutest thing I've heard in quite some time.
The fact that the infamous vacuum bit keeps coming back makes me happy.
Made me have to poop from laughing so hard.
Never change you insane cat.
Y'know. I really enjoy how cursed Nyanners can be but this might be the first time that my stomach threatened to upturn itself just from watching her stuff. Great work Nyan!
Now you and Jerma need to do a cooking colab stream, I can only imagine the shenanigans.
The video was actually finished right away, the delay was just to see if Nyan would die from eating this stuff or not.
8:16
A crime against nature
8:21
God fucking damn it, it's somehow worse now
Hearing the sound of those ramen noodles being crunched was incredibly satisfying.
EDIT: and then you made sadness gelatin afterward? Absolutely delightful. 👌
Everything about this video harmed me on both a physical and an emotional level, and I'd expect nothing less from Nyanners. Top-quality content as always.
I've always avoided watching movies like "Hostel" and "Green Inferno" because I thought they'd be too gross and disturbing, but now that I've seen Nyanners make a pizza, I feel like I can handle any kind of horror.
0:28 Sick Game Grumps reference. Good to know someone's still repping the classics.
Only Nyanners would use a hairdryer as a cooking method
0:28 Arin's "CHIZ PIZZA" bit is ten years old. Jesus fucking Christ.
This is cursed and I absolutely support it. Thank you Nyanners
a strong cooking video from the local internet nightmare cat, thank you for blessing us
Every fucking time she turned on that hair dryer I absolutely lost it.
Love how nyan does a deep Italian wheeze while saying “ChEeSE PiZzA” made me exhale out my nose
No matter how much Haachama's cooking you've watched, this too is just as blasphemous as it is majestic.
10/10 would puke.
But what about haachama vomiting spicy noodles, thats a 12/10 puke
3:14 ah yes the struggle
So that’s the guy that the purple alien chef from Futurama is based off of, eh?
If I ever found myself on death row, I want my last meal to be whatever of Nyanner’s choosing to bake/cook for me
Bro what do you mean? That's the method of execution, not the last meal
Never change Nyanners.
Now I know she's an agent of chaos if she's using an easy bake.
Not only was this video uncomfortable to watch it was also the greatest video I've ever witness
I cant stop laughing. :'D
You made my day better. Thank you!
And also to the editor: BIG thanks!
My hairdryer is now plugged up in my kitchen. It just feels right.
I'm so glad this included a bunch of Kitchen Nightmare clips to react to the stuff Nyanners was making. Fucking killed me 😂
Ah, menuet no 5, op. 11, only bangers in this cafe I see
With a diet like this, I'm starting to understand how Nyanners got her sense of humor
I honestly almost vomited out of pure disgust. Would watch it again 10/10.
For what little Italian blood I have in me it is currently screaming in agony
Oh, hadn’t seen this jacket yet! Might be my fav nyanners model.
Great edit as always. It's hard to make a Nyanners stream better, but you manage somehow.
Pretty sure this qualified as crimes against humanity. Great content! 😂
Brings back Cooking Simulator memories
as a person who actually cooks I am offended but as a person who frequents this channel I am highly entertained good job!
This feels like watching a 10 year old cook for the first time. It’s cursed yet wholesome
oh god I haven't thought about Arin doing the weird robotic "cheese pizza" voice in a long time
My eyes were burnt watching this stream
...do you have any idea how hard it is for me to puke? ITS BEEN 5 F*CKING YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME I PUKED, AND THIS SHIT MADE MY GAG REFLEX GO HAYWIRE
This has to be the most chaotic thing Nyanners has ever done.
You don't mess with lunchtime Nyanners. This disturbs me at an advanced level.
Remember this as the day Nyanners made Among Us pizza.
welcome for watching the new tv show "everything can go wrong, go wrong"
This makes my bones feel less sandy, thank you
Will there be an edit of the bayblade stream? I need to see it. This video was gold
3:10 Oh my God, the gargling sounds. Must've been major funky. XD
You’re literally my favorite vtuber EVER HOW CAN YOU BE THIS FUNNY TELL ME!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
After the cooking, the part with the ramen terrified me. Some HR Giger stuff going down in that corner
ピザ専用のオーブンレンジとはたまげたなぁ
mate the gollum edit had me in stitches
As an Italian American, this killed me a little on the inside. Hasn’t pizza 🍕 suffered enough without the accursed pineapple 🍍?
"put lactaid over the pizza"
Her methods are beyond our understanding.
I've seen this easy baking oven before. It feels like a mean joke tbh more than an oven. I like how Nyan is destroying that shit with her amazing cooking skills xD
Can we please address the fact that the Telemann Viola Concerto was used as background music? It's too good.
oh, yeah, really good editing too - like it enhances the funny without being stupidly childish lol
Seriously her outro is SO AMAZING
Vinny from Vinesauce is having a stroke as we speak from this disaster of a pizza.
Mario is gonna kick down the door any second now
"I think that would be a health code violation" as if this fucking pizza isn't already a health code violation in itself.
this is one of the most cursed things ive ever watched, and ive watched kays cooking
Nyanners videos are akin to being strapped into a rollercoaster and then the operator starts cackling maniacally before pulling the lever full tilt
Aethal eating good with Nyan's cooking
The tim and eric reference with the pitzmans mustard hard me dying
I've been missing top quality Nyanners Content
That’s certainly the kind of result i’d expect from an alien eldritch horror 👍
This video taught me that that alien chef from Futurama was based on a real guy.
Imma just say (and this is an indisputable fact do not even try) watching Nyanners, any video, stream or whatever while drunk is an experience every hot blooded American should try
Just to much water in both batters
But cooking them a little longer can compensate (not with hair dryer)
I'm no longer eating for the rest of the year.
Bruh nyanners doing the game grumps cheese pizza bit
That outro is something else