Ah yes, there is nothing like being wrapped up in a blanket by the fireplace, with my phone and hot cocoa in tow, and watching Nyanners without headphones as my family questions my sanity. This is bliss and I wouldn't exchange a thing for it
The edits on this video are top tier, but also as a Italian american I'm slightly offended by her pronunciation of penne as peene but on the hand as a manchild haha peen funni
I feel like Vtubers are a new species of human. They are still small in number and vulnerable. We must protect them and help them grow so that future generations can enjoy their goofness.
Gordon Naymsy is the cutest god damn thing I’ve heard, and it’s funny how wholesome she can be. I’m also proud to now be building a collection of Nyanners memes.
Спасибо, дорогой товарищ Няннерс, за борщ! Было видно, что вы умеете его готовить! Thank you, dear comrade Nyaners for borscht! It was obvious that you know how to cook it!
Whoever edited this did a fucking amazing job. It felt as though Gordon Ramsey was actually in the room with nyanners roasting the shit out of her cooking
you just walk into the kitchen, and see this pink haired cat person wearing full winter clothing covered in just 'stuff' The stove is crackling, the ceiling is burnt and you first ask ' OK , SO WHAT HAPPENED? "
5/5 on Yelp: my Milksteak was microwaved to perfection, and the deep-fried propane tank was exploding with flavor!
"exploding with flavor" good dad joke
_jelly bean fragmentation did not disappoint. Boneappleteeth/10._
@@sangriasingh2354 fragmentation lol
The kitchen can't handle your culinary prowess
Yelp reviewer: wait hold up why is there a claymore in my sala-
Gordon Nyamsy is the cutest thing I've heard in my life.
Gordon Nyansy
Gordon ramsay: " I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me"
Most holy sound to hav blessed my ears
@Jessie Shay Thanks, captain obvious
@@moorbene5104 Also Gordon Ramsay: But anyways, it might be raw but I'll pass.
I can't tell if she genuinely just doesn't know how to pronounce these foods or if every word in existence is lewd sounding
Both
In spanish is worse, since "Penne" sounds exactly like how you would say "penis" in spanish.
You can never take it seriously.
Yes
@@TheShaitan2000 true, i cant take that pasta seriously because of that
@@TheShaitan2000 I was today years old when i discovered spanish doesn't pronounce double consonants, lol
(You can just call them 'plumas', I guess)
"here's a pumpkin it is a miserable pile of secrets" has to be my favorite way of describing a pumpkin
As a Russian, I was in fucking agony at the bortsch part.
as a ukrainian, i must agree
As a human being that can cook his own meals, I was in constant agony.
Laughing. But in agony.
Same
Man I'm Italian and the part of Penne was an agony
@@ashaler__ as part ukranian, i must also agree, actual pain from watching that
It's confirmed, Nyanners is Gordon Ramsay daughter
😂😂😂😂
Gordon Nyamsy
@@nilumy3495 now this is a rare case of humans thinking with 100% of their brains
she's Gordon's uncle
and it is also confirmed that being Gordon's daughter does not mean that you are good at cooking
Course Nyanners would have trouble remembering 4 things on a recipe, she's senile after all.
Oh right, "that" stream.
She's a fake boomer after all.
@@NightLight_SS Do I want to know?
@@Neon-zq5of uhh wdym i actually dont get the point
@@NightLight_SS Do I want to know what "that" stream means
I said it once and I'll say it again: Jugs, the editor, is freaking God and he makes me laugh so hard with his edits.
Preach brotha
Of course her editor's name is jugs . . .
The way she threw food on the ground and tell me to eat up awakened something in me. God I need this.
o7 cmdr
Moral of the story: Never let Nyanners and Haachama in a kitchen together.
What if they were?
Their culinary creativity is so astronomical that when they cook together a black hole would open up.
Never let vshojo into a kitchen. I think all of them who played this exploded things
id like that ngl
Never let Nyanners and Haachama. This is sufficient enough.
*"Being fed by Nyanners is a fate worse than death"*
- 𝘎𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘯 𝘙𝘢𝘮𝘴𝘢𝘺
Ah, I wish.
@Mister Metokur Haachama vs Nyanners
@@ShaqNasty557 Soma Yukihira vs Nyanners.
ngl, I think she'd be into some of his experimental meals.
Like one man said:
"There are fates worse than death"
Haachama: Finally, a worthy opponent! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!!
*I would love to get the mouse pad*
That remains me of Uruha Rushia pettan (chopping board) but newly became a mouse pad
She already has them shipped worldwide in Grocery stores. I think she named it The Cutting Board
*Nyanpad
We all would
You can find it online now... Look up "cutting board", it's pretty legit!!!
Nyanners learns words
laughs like she's 5...
me: why is this funny to me??
Because
@@RazielTheStray good work comrade
Editor "Small minds are easily amused"
Nyanners two seconds later "heh heh Penne"
5:59 imagine her neighbors hearing that
I’m sure they’re used to her by now
Chat: Was there anything that I ate today that wasn't microwaved??
Nyanners: The gas tank.
Chat: You fricking donut you don't microwave gas tank!!
apparently you deep fry it
@@fernandoariasramirez7014 dammit, you quick sonuvalobalona
:v
I think that gas tank was half cooked and half raw
Took me a bit to realize this was a reference lmao. I love it
Never in my entire life, I thought someone would call penne (paennae), peenee. I'm laughing in Italian right now
As an Italian i accept the peenee pronunciation
@@otaking3582 no no, think of AE like latin, not english. So paennae is not pain eh, but closer to pen eh
And here I always thought it was pronounced "pen"
Haha peeni funni
If I had a penne for every time I've heard it pronounced that way
5:48 she had so much oil that the US invaded.
OIL!!! DAT THAT SHIT IS MINE!!!
@@CollinFTW820 yes fellow American blyat
@@Doomslayr677
What even are you
@@stonethemason12 Is American no? We Americans yes, what is social security number?
Ah yes, there is nothing like being wrapped up in a blanket by the fireplace, with my phone and hot cocoa in tow, and watching Nyanners without headphones as my family questions my sanity. This is bliss and I wouldn't exchange a thing for it
Amen
Bruuh
Brave boi, I did it by mistake, and they just assumed I was watching hentai anime lol
This stream was my first introduction to Nyanners, when she made that Castlevania refrence I knew I was sold!
“Here’s a pumpkin. It’s a miserable pile of secrets.”
WHAT IS A PUMPKIN?!
They always ask "what's the pumpkin", but never "how's the pumpkin" 😔✊
When is the pumpkin?
@@mrmatthewshun its dead.
@@beliasphyre3497 10 years from now
@@beliasphyre3497 Why is the pumpkin?
No offense but I think it would be best if you didn’t cook ever again
I second to that
Preach. Again, no offense
If you have a decent amount for repairs. Go ahead.
@@RaiosSephi And the hospital and ER bills
She should do a cooking collab with Haachama
The edits on this video are top tier, but also as a Italian american I'm slightly offended by her pronunciation of penne as peene but on the hand as a manchild haha peen funni
Hehe like weiner
Yes
pee pee poo poo
@@PALACIO254 ha ha she's refering to the male genitalia by mispronouncing it in a humorous way
Nyanners: *yeets gas into the deep fryer*
The fryer: so you have chosen death...
There's a small yet no impossible chance of Gordon Ramsey actually being Nyanners in disguise
the amount of patience the editor has to edit this video while listening to Nyanner's humour is ...
admirable
My god this has some strong haachama cooking energy. Everything is inedible and chaotic
@Mister Metokur you dare challenge the haachama?
Nyanners is cracked out of her mind but that’s what the appeal is
Did the 100th like for you mate
Nyanners is too insanely good at her job of providing happiness and silliness for absolutely no apparent reason
5:47 i was so distracted by the *chef's* laugh that i actually jumped when the propane tank exploded
The editor is so good! Just with some extra animations here and there, it makes the video/stream highlight so much better.
"Ahhh I'm getting impatient"
*Adds MORE TIME*
“Maintaining high standards while under pressure is what separates a chef from a donkey.” - Gordon Ramsay
And here's what a complete lack of any standards at all looks like.
Honestly, the only thing I could think while watching this was, "Why she making stew in a paella pan?"
I love these types of games where you can either accomplish your goal perfectly, or destroy everything trying.
Nyanners really be giving me that "return to monke" experience
*"Sorry my aim's a little bad"*
*while using yellow sauce*
I learned something.
Keep nyanner out of the kitchen, if she is in the kitchen there will be an explosion
Yeah, the kitchen will inexplicably explode while she's randomly talking about milk steak.
Her editor is having way too much fun with the Gordon Ramsay edits
*I love it*
I can't stop coming back to this video. This and the cooking challenge from offline TV are the best cooking videos
No argument I love Nyaners. She like the stupid friend I can't stop laughing with
same here, been that way since day one
She has one of the most chill vibes of any youtube personality I've ever seen.
Same 😂
Except you misspelled Nyanners
Except you misspelled Nyanners
V-Tuber: *exists*
Kitchen: *chuckles* I'm in danger
*Nyanners successfully turned the stove into an anti tank mine*
I'm concerned that most of my friend group acts like Nyanners. . .
what a fucking great friend group you have
@c16🤣
1:51
Oh got Nyanners has a fire extinguisher
2:16
Oh god Nyanners got ahold of a propane tank
"Mom, can we get food?"
"No, we have food at home"
The food at home:
...
*Perfection*
Awesome food, of course! Hehehe
"Small minds are easily amused"
Yes, I am small brain
"There's pee on the floor, it wasn't me!" -Noted Piss Goblin
whoever this editor is keep him, im loving the slight roasts he makes
3 people who will end reality if they’re ever in a kitchen together:
-Haachama
-Crit1tikal
-Nyanners
She is such a bundle of chaos and cuteness.
Nyanners initial reaction to making a small mess: "Screw it, im putting the propane tank in the oven, lets burn this place to the ground!"
aH yES, the secret ingredient every bowl of Borscht ought to have
*fIRE rETARDANT*
Nyatasha has a restraining order from all the kitchens of the world
Dude. Your a legend for adding in that wiggles reference
I feel like Vtubers are a new species of human. They are still small in number and vulnerable. We must protect them and help them grow so that future generations can enjoy their goofness.
It's a format that sets a certain kind of entertainer personality _free,_ and I'm grateful for it.
She somehow managed to outdo her self every time lol 😂
I didn’t even know there were explosions in this game..
Well now you do
Life Finds A Way! lol ;3
"Floor meat". Nyanner's don't talk about yourself that way. You're at least a 4 star filet.
There needs to be a Hell's Kitchen season where all the vtubers fight. The chaos that would ensue shall be GLORIOUS
I freaking love you editor-san, keep up the good work bro.
❤️
nvm i don't wanna marry her i feel like her cooking skills will get me killed
That's coward talk.
This is like softcore Haachama anyway xD
@@FlorenceFox man I aint eating mystery food X that shit will destroy me
@@grey9507 weak mindset
@@snowpools8498 no he's right. As a species, we find eating poison to be undesirable.
Gordon Ramsay: WHAT ARE YOU!!!
Nyanners: an idiot sandwich
Gordon Ramsay: no you should say a cute cat syandwich.
Nyandwich
Nyanners is both.
cute cat idiot sandwich
I prefure CEW DIE PIE
Oh sorry I think its spelled CUTIE PIE
Or would it be Q D PIE either way its a PIE.
Gordon Naymsy is the cutest god damn thing I’ve heard, and it’s funny how wholesome she can be. I’m also proud to now be building a collection of Nyanners memes.
The Gordon Ramsay inputs for this made it soo fucking good. Excellent job editor!!
Спасибо, дорогой товарищ Няннерс, за борщ! Было видно, что вы умеете его готовить!
Thank you, dear comrade Nyaners for borscht! It was obvious that you know how to cook it!
I read that in Life of Boris' voice.
👍
Someone please send this video to Gordon Ramsey ASAP!!!
"Why do you want milk steak?" Words said moments before disaster.
Kaboom?
@@TheEel228 hehe Hell yeah, Rico. Kaboom.
@@rowmacnezumi8953 Ah the bit is done excellent. Safe travels 'hovers out'
just imagining eating this is starting to make me gag and I love it
"Here's a pumpkin. It's a miserable pile of secrets."
It's like she just lets autofill take over halfway though her sentences.
I love how there's a Gordon Ramsay clip for everything Nyanners does
8:13 The food was such an abomination that God himself had to take it away. It's gone.
No. I don't think I will be eating your cooking Nyanners :(
how dare you???? >:(
Next meal: A fan who refused to eat
that's fine, that just means more for me
Letting Nyanners near a kitchen is a Class XK End of the World Scenario.
"There's piss all over the wall."
~Nyanners, 2020
Not gonna lie, Nyatasha makes the best borsch in all Wild Russia
**Dancing Cheeki-Breeki in the distance**
This is the Nyanners in VShojo Day 1.
And now I'm afraid of Day 30
Never knew Gordan Ramsey should deal with this much atrocious acts in Hell's Kitchen
"What is a pumpkin? A miserable little pile of secrets!"
-Nyanners, or Dracula or something, idk
“What are you doing u DONUT”-idk probably Gordon
I think there's some $10,000 kitchen appliances she didn't destroy
Your editor's editing speaks into my soul
Alternate title: "Gordon Ramsay bullies Nyanners."
Alternatively
Nyanners tortures Gordon Ramsey
The editing on these videos always makes me laugh.
Hank Hill would be disgusted at your Propane abuse.
Nyanner's with chat in the kitchen : *Kitchen goes boom*
Nyanner's alone in the kitchen : *homeless*
"Don't try this at home"
Well I'ma try this at school... ofc it's for science and not becuz I had a lot of stress at school
nyanners: "i'm gonna make it a little easier for you to eat."
*proceeds to spill everything and break the bowl*
me: _ah my favorite- bowl shards_
lmao the screams you made when things explode are so cute
Whoever edited this did a fucking amazing job. It felt as though Gordon Ramsey was actually in the room with nyanners roasting the shit out of her cooking
I don’t think this cat girl has ever eaten food in her life.
Then again, maybe I’ve just been eating food the wrong way.
God tier Editing XD props to Jugs!
0:34 Damn editor, going off 😂
every time i find myself having finished nyanners video, I always question what I did wrong in life
I don't think I have ever seen her this happy before in her earlier videos. I'm glad life is going well for her.
"It's super flat", can't wait for that sweet carpal tunnel
The absolutely empty head expression she has when suing the electric whisker.
you just walk into the kitchen, and see this pink haired cat person wearing full winter clothing covered in just 'stuff' The stove is crackling, the ceiling is burnt and you first ask ' OK , SO WHAT HAPPENED? "
Yeah, that's... pretty much what I expected.
Me too
1:25 "Penne" is pronounced "PEH-NEH".
But yes, there's a good chance that is it called that because the look like that.
4:32 I love the fact she's trying to liquidate the meal that's 90% soup