Best HFY Reddit Stories: Why The Galavrck Are No More
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Galacrk: Men killed, women raped, children enslaved.
Humans: Happy Thanksgiving.
That’s the most fucked up/hilarious part in my opinion. All that shit he described he’d do, we have done to ourselves since…well, forever.
Poor Galavrck, the Geneva Conventions are now a checklist.
Geneva Suggestion
Two most classical dark jokes at once -- Dddoouble Kill!
The Geneva checklist is incomplete:YOU CAN HELP BY EXPANDING IT!!!!!!
So, Today is the Orbital Bombardement, and tomorrow the Sarin Gas deployment?
Why do I hear the trololol song playing?
"There are rules when you fight humans, never break them, because if you do, they will break them. They have been breaking those rules much longer than you and are a lot better at it."
There is a reason humans impose those rules on themselves.
There was one agro squirrelus read where the xenos decided to run through the Geneva suggestions like a check list, and the humans responded by going Old Testament and reenacting the 12 plagues on their home world.
"You sure you don't want to sign that document before we start? "
*coffin dance starts playing*
The Galavrck lacked common sense. Clearly not fit to survive.
Galvrack:Its total war
Humans:Woe, DPCIM upon thee.
War never changes but the weapons tactics technology and more always change I wish there would be a part two
I concur I want to see how the council reacts to what happens to the Galvric.
@@LupentTallic i made a part two, i don't know if netnarrator will read it out
@@shadeakiragamedom9597 Link ?
there is agro did them both ages ago
@@shadeakiragamedom9597I certainly hope so, I'm liking this story thus far!
If we ever go into space I can easily imagining us developping weapons capable of turning a star into a nova "just in case", because there is nothing such as overkill
Maxim 37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'
«You sure you don't want to sign that document before we start ?» Then... Please note that those rules are not meant to protect us, but to protect you FROM us.
Well... The Galavrckan should, for his own protection and the survival of his entire specie. Apparently, he refused.
I'm a mildly anti war pacifist, and the threat of raping our women and spacing our kids like a gorram Mongol would make me want to enlist. I kinda wish the Galvirik would sign that revised GC, just to give the fight lovers a challenge. Draw it out; give them something to chew on. On the other hand, if they don't sign, the war will be over faster. So I don't actually care one way or the other. But the fact that they're no more tells me that they refused.
damn dirty xenos
Another word for pacifist is slave.
nothing ends a war faster then countless warcrimes to cripple the moral
U go to Israel
You might wanna read or listen to the rest of this series on another channel, at the moment it’s not complete but it’s very entertaining
Just remember, it's never a war crime the first time.
Quack Bang OUT.
@@diego2112gaming😂 i just spit my sweet tea out
Good times rhymes with war crimes! 🤪🙃
As a Canadian, I would like to say sorry for that book being so long.
sweet baby lord...free reign warfare...heel yes.
Hopefully they left a couple of spare blank pages at the back for the new weapons humanity would invent during war..
Well depending on which french revolution they speak of it would be around 7-800 years in the future , so the concept weapons now might have already been included
@akmon3490 mentioning the French Revolution tells me the alien races fight with laser muskets in line formation at 100 meters.
They'd be fucking slaughtered by our modern ground tactics
@@phantomwraith1984 they'd be watching the current conflict between Russia and Ukraine with artillery stikes, drone strikes and other kind of remote or long-range methods of combat and would be terrified.
Let's not talk about how well they'll face a tank charge on their position and only getting red when shot
You can always add a few pages as the need arise. Especially to an electronic document.
No Human Ambassador should be a red head, unless they are declaring war. 😊😊😊
I don't think he entered that room ignorant of the hostile arrogance he would encounter. He entered the room and insulted the standard warfare tactics and strategies, knowing full well that at least one of the older races will declare war in response. He probably figured it would be the Galvirik.
So, yup! Sending a Ginger with nothing to lose was definitely a declaration of war. We just needed a volunteer to fight us.
@@taitano12 nah the humans sent a ginger, cos they had nothing to lose. Lol😂😂😂😂
The title perfectly describes the result left by the cliffhanger, I love it :D
I don't know if it's just a fever dream or what, but I could have sworn that there was a second half to this.
There is. Mr. Squirrel has done both.
@@Zael_Moonblade what is the title?
@selensleftearflap6808 I believe the same for the first one and I can't remember the second one sorry.
Going to a galactic council meeting and enticing out the fools.
Geneva is on earth.
For war between and against humans.
Aliens are merely exotic animals.
If they behave like vermin, exterminate them into a memory.
Oh...sorry, Stellaris flashback...
me selecting the "livestock" slavery method after a xeno shit talks my empire
Never make enemies with those who are ready to die.
More so.. those that are willing and able to kill...
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos
„You sure you don’t want to sign?“
-NO!
„It’s total war, then.“
I think we should have brought video footage from World War 1.
Love the series this story is a part of.
And what series would that be?
@Prezy_Preztail It's generally called the Galavrck-Terran War series. Great little series that I wished had more to it.
It's on boys. Get out your Geneva Bingo cards.
That's NOT what the Geneva Convention says.
Ha, i didn't think you would still make this @Netnarrator
Thanks for another great narration!
"I am afraid, generals, that we will have to fight at LEAST one more war. And the dumbasses will not sign the treaty."
"War crimes it is then."
Yes, there is a Part 2 but I don't have the link. Agro Squirrel did a reading of this story a long time ago, though and he did both parts.
The Battle of Ganin: Galavrck-Terran War is the other part, though interactions indication it should actually be part 1 given how ambassador La'nha reacts to the battle vs how they react in the council chamber, except which races faced humans first seems switched in perspective with cues from the Captain of the human ship the ambassador witnessed the battle from.
6:28 remember our empathy is not a weakness
These rules of war exist, not because we shrink from fighting or we have no stomach for barbarism, but because we have the presence of mind to try to ensure that there will be a world left when the war is over.
The Galveric had chosen …
Poorly
"And that kids, if how Galavrck became the new bacon"
*SHIT JUST GOT REAL*
beware the calm man, for if he isn't making a plan, already has one.
Well now I want to see the battle
Lmao you sure you don't wanna sign that document hehe sounds like something your PC want to tell you before a virus hits 😂
"Let's be xenophobic, it's really in, this year..."
Good morning space Vietnam
On today's menu, genocide
The Geneva instructions on war it is than
Great story.
Context clues my dude... read the room. Of the two spicies to have seen Humans wage war, one is happy that Humanity is extending you the protections of a civil combat, the other is terified of what happened when they stepped outside of those protections!
Is there a part 2 for this?
Galavrck is a weird way to spell Putin.
y'all another series get on it
This xeno bearing witness to this council thinks herself witty for thinking to attack humanity afterward? How cute, as if Humanity isnt aware of the possibility and hasn't enstated a contingency policy especially after the current declaration of war they recieved. Let her think herself mighty, they're easier to humble when the unexpected happens to them.
Pls tell me there's a part 2
Hey! I know this one!
What do you mean you know this one?
its brand new
Nihonkoku shoukukan?
@@daavocadoguy5733 I seen this exact story on YT, maybe not by Net, but this specific story I seen
@@SergeyWaytov yes yes i know, its just a meme HAHAHA
@@daavocadoguy5733 Never heard of this one
as long as there are rules for warfare, there will be warfare. It is only once warfare becomes absolute, total, so horrific as only the insane would consider it a viable option, then there will be peace. But as long as war is waged in a 'civilized' manner, there will always be war. Soldiers will fight and die, and be lauded as hero's, bystanders will be in the wrong place and die, and be mourned as victims, or classified as collateral damage, but there will still be war. We will always have war until the thought of war strikes fear into even the most heavily insulated citizen and terrorizes the most highly defended Great Leader, when that happens, when everyone universally fears the act of war, then, and only then, will there be peace.
I assume this story doesn't continue?
This seems to be a duplicate of Agro Squirrel’s video
So Americans in space.. or at least the ones that still believe in Life liberty and pursuit of happiness.
Hi
Hallo
Doooooommm
Why do all these stories keep saying earth is a desthworld? It isn't.
If it were a death world, it wouldn't support almost 10 million forms of life
Check out an HFY story called: The deathworlders. Then you will know where the trope came from.
Sounds to me like your thinking of a "Tomb World", a planet too toxic to support life. A "Death World" is a planet with plenty of life, but much of it has evolved to survive on the suffering/destruction of other life (carnivorous predation, venoms/poisons, viral/fungal infection, etc)
to give a bit of a TL;DR to what jako here said, the reason its called a death world is do to a large amount of environmental factors: HIGH tectonic activity, constantly changing weather (seasonal monsoons, tornados, hail storms, blizards etc), hyper competitive flora and fauna (rats that can bread up a colony of THOUSANDS from jsut two rants in one year, ants thaat can carry x10 there own body weight, venoms snakes etc...), high gravity, in essence EVERYTHING is trying to kill you and you have to adapt here to survive. And to add an example from the storyline that jako suggested, there is a world in it called Cimbrian, where it is referred to as a temperate world, where it has stabile and predictable weather patterns, the flora and fauna are not hyper competitive and it has lower gravity over all, a garden world if you will, and in one of the earlier chapters of of the story, a girl from earth takes a dump in the woods on that planet and kills off half of the eco system JUST do to the bacteria, fungai and viruses that live in our guts, also that area of the killed of biome is called the skidmark. I hope I gave a good enough explanation
It's a lifeform-eat-lifeform world.
"Deathworld" basically means "excessively dangerous". In HFY, the convention is that Earth has a much more dangerous biosphere than is average for life bearing worlds.
Although at times, authors go overboard and describe "normal" worlds as so placid that I have to question how they developed sapient life in the first place.
Where is the rest of the story 👎
Wish the writers would learn how to write. Grammatical errors are very distracting.
I can't wait to hear you do part two of this story
I don’t think it needs a part 2. I’d imagine it ends with the human ambassador demonstrating cyber warfare by cracking everyone’s viewing screens and using them to demonstrate total war by cracking the xenos homeworld.