Hey guys, back with another minecraft update. We have a bunch of cool new stuff we changed and stuff we added to the game. However l can't type it out here because it would spoil the video. Anyways just kinda got type here because it needs to look like it's full of real changes and text. I know someone is going to pause and read this so thanks for pausing.
@@rybo4663 damn... i can relate, i didnt build a house (i am not osha certified) but i did build my genome out of acacia so now all my cells basically desolve as soon as i join the world
to be fair, that's one of few changes I think is fine to dunk on - after all, they probably want feedback on it although it's not ideal that a bunch of said feedback is "AAAAAH I HATE IT MOJANG YOU ARE BAD AT DEVELOPING", there are some valid points that come out of the screaming - like how the dispenser sound is louder, which was probably the point of including that in this video
lmaoo the bit at 2:00 with the whale fuckin killed me. it straight up pulled a gun on me, kissed my wife and took my wallet. my lawyers will be contacti-
Honestly, I'm really glad Mojang has finally updated the piston sound effect, as there is literally no other part of the game that needs fixing besides that.
creeper spawners in desert temple and jungle temple but its just desert temple with moss and instead of the hole where you drop down its a redstone door and as a trap it starts up a machine that blows up 10 chunks which could probably kill you
My uncle Mojang worker #17352718362618193973 told me that they are adding sniffer armor in the next few updates and unfortunately for us the sniffer armor is worse than leather 😞😞😞😞
I agree, everyone loves Sniffer. It just needs more to it's adorableness. Other then that funny video, not my favorite parody video. But it had gotten a chuckle out of me. Just this week I've seen many people act like the game is dying and ruined forever over the piston change and that the devs have no idea what their doing. Even if they have a point about the piston change, to say it's an overreaction would be an understatement.
Y'all are laughing but this emulates the experience of seeing crazy ass Minecraft mods as a kid lmao, that feeling of "that definitely shouldn't be a thing but I guess it is now, gotta prepare for the next bullshit I see" in the back really sends it
Don't be ridiculous. They'd never add sniffers to the game. They announced they're done adding real life animals.
they fucking added me to the game.
bad game
@@diamondyoshi6649 Bro I didn't know yoshi was real anima!
Real
So, they cancelled Waxed Lightly Weathered Cut Copper Stairs dimension, but added birch jungle? Literally unplayable.
And the flying harmless “geese”
Because i am soo MAD my eyebrowns are going down
I am sooo MAD that there is STEAM coming out of my ears
I am soooo MAD that my eyes are turning RED
I am so mad that my eyebrows got inverted like a mii
im soooo MAD that this symbol 💢is appearing on my forehead
I am so mad, so absolutely livid that a massive stream of steam is blowing out of my head and causing my hat to float a foot above me
the fucking bastion from every other video hit me like a truck
The consistency that you've STILL got the beard you grew from your 1 million year hardcore challenge gets me every time I see it
The whale made me burst out laughing
Not really.
@@colorfulconch7745 bro wdym not really?? he didn't really laugh?
@@ratcrusader.he was there watching jcs3146
I feel like the addition of the pig cloud feels too much like a mod, a cow cloud would be way more vanilla
Even that feels a little strange. I think a Giant cloud or an Illusioner cloud would really complement the experience.
I didn't realize who's channel this was at first and was horrified for the first 30 seconds lmao
Hey guys, back with another minecraft update. We have a bunch of cool new stuff we changed and stuff we added to the game. However l can't type it out here because it would spoil the video. Anyways just kinda got type here because it needs to look like it's full of real changes and text. I know someone is going to pause and read this so thanks for pausing.
@@anony-moon np
when will they re add acacia wood, im so upset i get they had to remove it for you challenge run but please re add it i cant beat the game no more :(
yea i really liked acacia and built my house out of it when are they going to add my house back into the game
@@rybo4663 damn... i can relate, i didnt build a house (i am not osha certified) but i did build my genome out of acacia so now all my cells basically desolve as soon as i join the world
just play the older update before they got rid of acacia??
@@gillipop1they used hitler iron ore to remove tjem
This jus feels like he wanted to hate on the piston change but stay in character
to be fair, that's one of few changes I think is fine to dunk on - after all, they probably want feedback on it
although it's not ideal that a bunch of said feedback is "AAAAAH I HATE IT MOJANG YOU ARE BAD AT DEVELOPING", there are some valid points that come out of the screaming - like how the dispenser sound is louder, which was probably the point of including that in this video
I swear I have seen that exact same bastion interior in almost every single video.
Yet another example of lazy reskins by Mojang 🤦
I haven't played Minecraft in so long that I thought sniffers were actually in the game, and I just realized they aren't LMAO
If this comment is genuine, sniffers _are_ in the game
They are in the game?
@@thatginger6839 bruh, I thought they weren't in the game cause of that part at the end 😭
Yeah, imagine adding a feature that only exists to give you two decorative plants, the mob votes only add useful features.
@@Zedryx69just give him more plants
If Mojang doesn't add waxed heavily weathered cut copper stairs in the next update I'm done playing.
this update fr making my head turn into a train whistle and blowing out imense steam.
i love geese in birch jungles
The fact that the piston sound fits right in to this satire video is both depressing and hilarious
The most baffling thing is that Minecraft has no reason to do any of these things, and yet they did
this new update made me bald
I also hate that they took out the ‘villager_agonizing_scream’ sound effect. The current state of minecraft is disappointing to say the least
every video yoshi gets closer. someday there will not be enough blocks to stop him from ripping the fabric of time apart. only god can save you now.
the concept of minecraft responding "i dunno lmao" is hysterical to me
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM SO MAD !!!!!!!!!!!
Came looking for raw copper, and found saphire
except i only have a copper pickaxe ):
hyped for the invis cow farm.
I actually unironically want the pig cloud in game. Mojang please hire trapperdapper
if mojang did this i would start playing recent versions instead of b1.7.3
I can’t believe mohang added ethical “cleansing” showers to minecraft to legally slaughter mobs! Wow! 😢🎉🎉🎉
Pistons one is actually real, they actually did change sound to this horrible mess. We need our old piston back :(
Finally someone who doesn't exaggerate the sh out of mc updates ( average camman18 L )
well, camman is a shorts tuber. All sorts of half-truths for the💰
camman18 ain't that bad
no way they added the fhast...
These ideas came from down deep in this man's mind I am very concerned for his health.
i love u tape rapper
idk man that whale looks pretty realistic
Finally, someone's talking about it!!!
I agree with you in that I really do like the addition of the pig cloud, I see a lot of potential for this.
They halved the drop rate of sniffer eggs from The King
I hate dis upd
perfect video to find 20 minutes after waking up still being entirely confused and tired
lmaoo the bit at 2:00 with the whale fuckin killed me. it straight up pulled a gun on me, kissed my wife and took my wallet. my lawyers will be contacti-
Honestly, I'm really glad Mojang has finally updated the piston sound effect, as there is literally no other part of the game that needs fixing besides that.
0:51 one of the tiles being wrong is frosting on the cake
1:07 i actually refer to ghast plushes as ghests, which sound like geese
you forgot about the sniffer block
I hate minecraft's new birch gheests, they just piss me off! But honestly the jump height change is just good quality of life
2:25 You found the BlackYoshiX! That's the new super rare mob that drops full netherite armor if you doxx them!
"except of course my favorite addition the invisible cow"
proceeds to ignore the cool looking sword he holds
This reminds me of the TrapperDapper incident
creeper spawners in desert temple
and jungle temple but its just desert temple with moss and instead of the hole where you drop down its a redstone door and as a trap it starts up a machine that blows up 10 chunks which could probably kill you
I literally love you.
You are me from another time, we share a single soul bro this shit is so funny god damnnnnnnn
I can’t believe you didn’t cover the unconditional release clause in your statement item!
Grrrr I'm so mad why would Mojang do this?
😠
I bet you can't beat Minecraft without half pressed dripleaf
Did I fall into an alternate universe?
That outro bro ;-) tears
The birch jungle does look pretty cool
All this and they still won’t overhaul the enchanting system
You had me going with the pistons thing.
😭I thought I was insane when you said they changed the spelling of “elytra” to “elytra”
I think ppl would actually like the sniffer if it were given more functionality
Huh? This entire channel is a fever dream…
The pistons new noise makes me maaadddd
0:58 cammans worst nightmare
2:00 oh my god they added Mama Luigi I need to play this game again now
AND this is a good troll video, for the first 20 seconds you got me. I only later realized that it was satire.
I thought this was genuine until I saw the villager jump height one, some of there are suspiciously fire concepts though 🤔
The freaking birch jungle
I thought this guy was serious until the piston part
I asked fortune teller, what will come out first: GTA VI or Minecraft 1.21. He said he appreciates my interest in future of my grandkids...
The piston sounds 💀
The fact that the piston one is real. Ya can try it out if ya want, they will probably be reverting it though.
Are they *finally* adding Sniffer armor? I've been waiting decades for this!
My uncle Mojang worker #17352718362618193973 told me that they are adding sniffer armor in the next few updates and unfortunately for us the sniffer armor is worse than leather 😞😞😞😞
Hot take: I actually like the pig cloud.
I generally don't understand why people are mad about the piston noise, just feels like this community wants something to be mad about
2:24 Yoshi lurking left screen
Bro got me in the first 2 💀
All of these feature would still be more fun to play around with than that sniffer “innovative” mob trash
I can't belive Mojang is so lazy, they didn't even add the blue neather smh
The first 45 seconds are very believable
0:22 insane parkour skillz
babe wake up trapperdapper uploaded
2:33 Sniffer Block confirmed???
If i didnt knew this was a joke i would checked a reality im in
I can't believe they're removing gameplay
literally unplayabel
IM ONLY HERE FOR BLACK YOSHI
I'm so damn mad about this. I can't believe they made the villagers 'Minigers' and lowered their height by 3 blocks.
The whale got me
What version are YOU playing?! 😭
The deep web version
I agree, everyone loves Sniffer. It just needs more to it's adorableness.
Other then that funny video, not my favorite parody video. But it had gotten a chuckle out of me. Just this week I've seen many people act like the game is dying and ruined forever over the piston change and that the devs have no idea what their doing. Even if they have a point about the piston change, to say it's an overreaction would be an understatement.
Worst upate!!!!
literally unplayable.
Y'all are laughing but this emulates the experience of seeing crazy ass Minecraft mods as a kid lmao, that feeling of "that definitely shouldn't be a thing but I guess it is now, gotta prepare for the next bullshit I see" in the back really sends it
This is the funniest shit ive seen this week
That was very well done.
the fishton is real, the other stuff is bologna
NO WAY, PIG LEGION
Who is that guy stalking you???
That fucking bastion again lmao
this is a really late april fools joke
Watching these videos is like watchign alantutorial.
Dude is stuck at april 1st
It took me a minute to realize this was fake lol