The funniest (and saddest) thing about this, is that there were several jump cuts to trim the "boring" parts, yet what was left was also extremely boring
@@ExiSpawnferkel Not only that but the "highlights" shown are what Disney considers to be the best part of the game. Just imagine how bad the rest of it is!
@@Endor2001 Well, duh... Disney still has to sign off on everything, ya know (not to mention licensing the IP in the first place, due to a sales pitch)? Get your facts together before commenting.
@@ExarKun66 Tbh I could imagine Han Solo saying something like that, doesn't seem that far fetched to me.. And I'm not trying to defend the game per se, don't really care about it. Just observing and looking at different points of view. Feels a bit like people are hating on some stuff for no reason. If Han Solo said it would it be ok? Just a thought
@@EbastineHan Solo is actually cool. This space lesbian is not. If you’re cool you can make un cool things sound cool, but if you are already not cool it will just sound bad like the space lesbian.
"Jedi Master Trinity......Oh no she's dead" "Wookie Jedi......Oh no he's dead" "Sarlacc Pitt.......Oh no it's dead" "The Star Wars Franchise......Oh no it's dead"
Remember everyone, Ubisoft stated "gamers should get comfortable not owning the games they buy" I don't care for Outlaws, if it's good or bad. Ubisoft needs to be brought to its knees.
Weird thing i’ve noticed is that there’s an insufferable form of acting plaguing movies but now video games where everyone doesn’t sound like a human being, literally every reaction and line sounds like straight out of a bad marvel movie. Why can characters not just sound human anymore?
Might be cause they hire writers based on their activism instead of their talent. And *those* writers all think and operate on a near "clone like" basis.
I noticed it clearly in Massives prior "Avatar"-game. It was like the characters was written by AI. I got so under-invested I couldnt remember what to do or who anyone was half of the time. I belive the term is "millenial writing".
Not to be overly technical, but the pit of a Sarlacc is it's stomach, right? So, she jumped into the digestive system of a giant, desert predator, right? It's a small thing, but why is the inside a cave with rocks and water instead of a decaying, acid filled digestive system? Like, when she was walking through water I kept expecting her to start yelling or screaming about it not being water but acid.
Even the Force Unleashed game had us go through the body of a Sarlacc, definitely not a cave, but looked like you were in the stomach/intestines of a huge creature. Good job Disney/UbiWoke
I also wonder why the whole area was build up the way it was. You jump into the mouth and land directly on top of a pile of sand instead of sliding down an esophagus. I guess this is somewhat believable, if the esophagus had contracted and sand had started to pile up in the mouth. But then you go through a cavity in the side of the mouth and there is... a tunnel? Why would there be a whole tunnel system behind a cavity in the mouth? At most I could see this as some kind of gland and it certainly wouldn't lead into a whole tunnel system.
@sandwich4763 Yeah, I just can't get over how lazy it is. I mean, they go out of their way to say that the Sarlacc recently died, but the inside isn't the inside of an animal of any kind, but... a generic cave? Why? There is a moment when she seems to be in an area that is cloudy, I assumed when I saw that it would be some noxious gas either from the digestive track or the decay of the creature, but it turns out to be literally nothing. In real life being in a cave with a normal human body is extremely dangerous because of the toxic gasses released during decomposition, but she jumps straight into an animal the size of a whale, buried entirely in the sand, and... it's just a cave?
“We wanna make a Star Wars game that makes you feel like Han Solo” “Is it a Han Solo game?” “Nope, it’s a random, inconsequential character that will make you FEEL like Han Solo” “Why not just use Han Solo as the main character? People love him and will want to play your game, resulting in a massive success” “ . . . no but we want you to FEEL like Han Solo” Disney . . .
Oh what so this moronic fanbase can sit there moaning about Han Solo instead? It’s Star Wars, no matter what they put out, people are going to complain over the most inconsequential bullshit.
@@ohwow2074they showed nothing, period. Most of the video was driving straight through an empty desert and flying straight in a ship with nothing interesting to even look at. Why was this in their promotional material?! And what was with all the jump cuts?!
@@dumdumer892 One the well known websites calls it the RDR2 of Star Wars LMAO 🤣. In RDR2 when you're going for a main quest suddenly something random happens in between and attracts your attention so you start to interact with it and start a side quest so interesting that you literally forget about the main quest you were going to in the first place lol. I didn't see anything in this Ubisoft game's world to be similar to RDR2.
8:40 Those graphics are absolutely inexcusable for a modern AAA game. I can't believe they would want to show something like this to the public, like they're *proud* of this dogshit.
Disney is obsessed with shoehorning in their "cute" little side kick characters, in an effort to ape the dumb Baby Yoda craze (most recently, that gopher thing in The Acolyte and now tpug thing in this game).
@@supreme_shade I was thinking the same thing. The way the character moves exactly exactly like the first watchdog game. It even looks the same with the clucky rendering. The only difference is that the original Watchdogs game is at least ten years old.
@@supreme_shade Being that Ubisoft published Outlaws and developed Watch Dogs I wouldn't be surprised if they let them recycle it, thinking people wouldn't notice/remember.
So the dude threw a thermal detonator to "kill" her, but she just gets thrown away and when shes unconscious on the ground, instead of killing her with a blaster he just grabs the tooth and runs away???? what the hell, jabba just killed people for fun.....
and lets not talk about that the tooth is in the hands of a random droid in the sarlacc, or that there arent any other people salvaging it beside those two on top.
Also saying "who known what might be crawling down there" tells the player to expect enemies DOWN THERE, and when its just empty caves, it leaves the player empty and dissapointed
I’m from the future, after failing to meet projections, Ubisoft released a statement “after a less than stellar performance of outlaws and assassins creed shadows, it’s now fully clear that modern gamers aren’t interested in single player games. It’s clear the gaming market has shifted toward live service. Going forward we will continue to tell great stories, with representation and inclusive characters at the forefront, but in the framework of exciting live service games, giving players the freedom of choice in the customization of their characters with accessibly priced ubi-bucks.
But fans DO want a single player game. We have been asking for good single player games with great stories the whole time EA had the contract. One mission doesn’t let us know if the story is good, but I’m not holding my breath. Not pre-ordering it either. But we also don’t need another multiplayer twitch shooter.
@@BoilingKoolaid What's sad is, they don't care, when they should. They dont care about the fanbase, only what they can profit... which doesn't make sense does it? cuz the most profit they make, are from their fans, yet they don't care. Disney is the same fcking way. Disney will stay afloat in business for awhile even if Star Wars completely flops for them, but Ubiwoke may as well go bankrupt very soon bc AC Shitdows and SW Asslaws will be either the beginning of their undoing or the final projects for them to decide to go bankrupt.
Why was there an explosion and the nearby enemies didnt even aggro? What the hell? "Hey fellow criminal, did you just notice that explosion and Bob dying 10 feet away in the middle of our secret base?" "Yeah, dont you see the orange question mark above me?, but how are we to know where to look? We should just stand here and... wait what were we talking about?"
@@sunnygoy I don't know if I'd classify it as genius in Ghost Recon...but it was def COMPARABLY ruthless lol Those guys came hunting for you pretty quick.
I can't imagine anything being worse then acolyte not even this I don't know much about this game once it's released we will see I don't plan on buying it that's for sure. But we'll see
8:35 scavenger POV: Having a hard time salvaging anything to sell for a decent meal you see a stranger leaving the sarlack cave possibly carrying valuables, So the plan is tossing a thermal detonator directly on the person (possibly destroying everything), take the least valuable object, then attempt to lose her in a clear open desert. 9:22 protagonist POV: After tanking a first degree thermal blast, you spot the scavenger trying to escape, you pursue him easily and find his home. With murderous excitement you proceed killing everyone in your vicinity and grab the tooth off the scavengers corpse. You make it back to camp and attempt to communicate with dwarf creatures to exchange the tooth for a sweet gun turret to further your thirst for blood and murder.
1st scene. The protocol droid is a girl. The protagonist is a girl. The Jawa is referred to as a girl. The pet is a girl. Maybe the Gonk droids in the background are girls too. Men bad?
Why would any man support this franchise anymore? They've made their disdain for men very apparent. Also, honestly, female protagonists are rarely believable.
I never pay for things that don’t appeal to me and neither should you. I’m not a woman or teenager. They need to re-learn what seems to be a long forgotten lesson, the male audience pays their bills. Either conform to our demands or get broke.
for me the gameplay obviously very common for action game these days, you just only shooting, trying to be stealth, taking an outpost, traveling except now you are space traveller so you can shoot in space. that's it
the protagonist you have seen a few dozen lines of dialogue for and know nothing about is a bland nobody? Are star wars fans always this dense? LIke, come on bro. I hate disney star wars and ubisfot too but the hate this game is getting is just making people look actually stupid.
@@enzog1078 she so bland as it gets. Generic Central American female with generic face doing generic “bounty hunter” stuff. Name me one non generic feature she has that the player should be intrigued about.
ah yes a stealth mission where someone is mauled by a wild animal and shot by a blaster and screams out in agony but yet no one hears anything. CALL IN THE DEAF GUARDS1
Oh... huh.. that looks terrible. Why does this game look so bad? Has anyone seen the upcoming game called "unrecord"? Why isn't one of the biggest franchises on the planet making their games look even remotely next gen? This is highly disappointing
Sarlacc, obvious boss fight potential, you dive down a massive cylindrical hole and fight the massive swarm of writhing tentacles. Instead, it's a fetch quest that is as generic as possible. The "pit" didn't even look like what I'd imagine a Sarlacc slithering through.
when she squeezes through the loading screen slit and she says "It's all.. leathery.." I was like wow, gross weird vagina vibe coming from this whole sequence.
Hell, yeah, man. Imagine a boss fight where you're in the "sand cone" outside the sarlacc's mouth. You're sliding down the sand toward the mouth, so you're constantly having to fight against the "pull" by running uphill , but at the same time you're having to fight off the tentacles, jumping over tentacle sweeps, dodging tentacle strikes. And maybe there are bad guys in the rim or a hover barge taking potshots at you, and you can shoot them, knocking them into the pit with you, distracting the sarlacc with them and buying you a little breathing room to line up a few good shots. Maybe you bring the barge crashing down into the mouth, and that's what gives you the chance you need to escape.
Imagine instead, a game about a bounty hunter droid. You play as this droid and travel the galaxy doing missions and jobs for all sorts of unsavory customers. All the while you augment and rebuild yourself with better parts and weapons that are gained through your travels. So much potential in a game like that.
we need a sith game during the rule of 2. you start the game as a new apprentice and it climaxes with the death of your master. gain power hide from jedi, manipulate the galaxy etc
And the relationship between you and your master has such potential. All the ways you can play with someone being your mentor, supporter, exploiter and end boss. They don't even need to make the master just simply villainous like Sidious who routinely discards his apprentices, fuck it, make him kinda likable, make him a consistent ally before you clash at the end. He could even be proud of you overcoming him.
They could even go balls to the wall Mass Effect style and have various branches and decisions where you can either sabotage/betray your master early on at the cost of losing out on powerful upgrades and resources yourself during the second section where you need to survive Jedi and your own apprentice...
bro i literally started replaying Jedi Knight Jedi Academy on the Switch, revisiting it, made me realize, how good we had it. The Story is far more compelling than the sequel trilogy, Crapolyte, and this dumb game. Unreal.
Remember in RotJ, when Leia primes the Thermal Detonator and the whole of Jabba's Palace freaks the hell out. All of them. Patrons who were across the damn room cowered in fear. BRO WHAT LOL.
If they just created RDR2 as star wars Game it would be dope. Obviously not the same story. But the gameplay. It's been done well already, just build upon it. Also that would be an outlaw game. I get the feeling the character is just going to become a rebel.
@The-Mstr-Pook Red Dead Redemption, but in Star Wars is exactly what I was thinking! Like, imagine breaking into an imperial stronghold to steal some secrets, sell those secrets to the rebels, and then go back to the imperials to sell the rebels' location. It's called star wars: Outlaws, so let me be someone whose only in it for themselves.
they tried to make this protagonist likeable when they really didnt need to do like its a disney star wars show, a silent protagonist or a custom character would be perfectly fine
I love how the main character doesnt seem to have any idea whatsoever of what she is doing. She constantly goes "well i guess i have to do that now". Like wtf Ubisoft
It's the modern paradoxical female protagonist. She has to be confident boss bitch but they also want her to be "relatable" so they make her awkward and unsure of herself. It's a really bizarre mixture.
$70 for a game that's removed part of the story on day 1. $110 for the "Full game." Somebody said it best. "I can't wait to play this game 3 years later for $15." Assuming Ubisoft is still in business, of course.
"This reminds me of my time negotiating with the Trade Federation" that's Family Guy level of writing, and the bottom of the barrel of Family Guy writing. How about bring it up a bit more naturally? Why are droids "reminded" of anything? Even if they were, don't just say what you're thinking.
There are so many cool varieties of sand. Instead of riding my real motorcycle with real adrenaline, I'll ride this boring virtual one while chatting with my wife about the kid's day.
@@seekingclarity3600 yeah i was gonna joke on them for giving her one of those vespa scooters like from mandalorian. you know the ones everybody was joking about? why would they put that in the game vs a speeder bike? but i don't really care now, I'm obviously not the target audience, that and i'll never buy another ubisoft game anyway after what they did with "the crew". and icing on THAT cake was the other day i got a surprise update for "Steep" (which came out in 2016) and now IT no longer works either!!!?? guess they want to move everybody to the newer snowboard game? man F__K ubisoft.
Not to mention stilted dialogue. No offense, but it’s like it’s translated from French to English. It’s like a lot of anime’s that get dubbed from Japanese to English. The dialogue would sound better in its native language, if that’s makes sense?
4:23 "It's a dead Sarlacc" bruh, didn't she NOT know what a Sarlacc was earlier when the Jawa asked for a Sarlacc tooth? Even over the communicator, she even mispronounced the Sarlacc's name to the droid. They couldn't even keep continuity in the quest story 🤦🏻♂️ Small detail, but speaks alot to me.
and the way she proceeds to throw caution to the wind and slide down to the lowest levels of the stomach of this unknown beast is just insane, like there's no dangers down there at all, no vat of stomach acid that could kill her, nope, just an opportunity to say "so many dead things in this dead thing" hahahahaha /s
@@ding8940 Now that i rewatched that part after you mentioned this, I think you're right, but still doesn't make this better the fact that the Sarlacc pit is just an empty cave and there was no sarlacc 🤷🏻♂️
30 seconds in. The smuggler: female The cat thing: female The jawa:female The protocol droid: female The force: female The astromech: likely female The sarlacc: likely female "Star Wars is for everyone."
But without a side-kick and other companions the writer will have to write how your character finds out information and details, and it's just so much easier for a companion to "gather the information" off screen.
It's not your star wars anymore. Sadly! We still have the classics. I have hope that someday Elon Musk will buy Lucasfilm and restore Star Wars to its original form.
low key the sith inquisitor storyline from swtor was fucking amazing, and the sith warrior with always choosing light side choices was so creative and a breath of fresh air when it comes to star wars video game stories. and those came out back in 2011, over 13 years ago... kinda sad we just get stuck with shit like this now.
Wow, I thought I was the only one that liked the light side sith warrior story so much! Was role playing the hell out of it! Like I was more practical sith, smarter one among the other evil comrades! :)
Looks like we found one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy: this lady took a thermal detonator point blank to the gooch with little more than a grunt of annoyance.
Yep. I'm not a fan of characters surviving stuff like that in cutscenes. I mean sure, I get it if its during gameplay (EG in KOTOR with groups of enemies lobbing plasma grenades at you in barrages) but cutscenes should be handled with a bit more common sense. Hell, she had ample time to kick the grenade away, it actually would've been cooler if she had. Plus, yeeting a grenade to steal a tooth when the explosion could damage the tooth is just silly on the thief's part. They could've just used a stunner weapon to maintain the MCs plot armor, or a blaster to give the MC a sense of mortality with an injury.
not even her garments are damaged... All Disney primsesses gained fire immunity after Leia exploded into outer space without a scratch in the Last Jedi lmao...
Going off what Theory said about being more isolated in a Star Wars game, I'd love it if they built a game with missions similar to the opening mission of KOTOR II where you come in after all the crap has gone down and slowly figure out what happened. I think that could work great set in the Old Republic era as a Jedi going in and investigating Sith battlegrounds, ancient temples, or other catastrophes where everyone has gone silent.
I think thats why force unleashed was so good cause you were literally by yourself for most of it literally foghting rebels and stromtroopers, its sets that feeling that you are alone with no help, and you have to find out what and how to get through it
I am a big Star Wars fan. Original fan. I saw Star Wars in 1977 as an 11 year old kid. There is a lot of current SW content that I feel like is Star Wars in name only. I don't waste my time with any of it. I do make fun of Disney SW only because it's so easy and I monitor what the latest SW thing is but I put zero stock into it. I do NOT for any reason hate watch any content. Again, it's a waste of my time. I pay attention to the original trilogy & the prequel trilogy ONLY. Maybe you should too. I have to say as a fan, I am so much more happy. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU...ALWAYS.
Her face looks like they took jabbas and tried to make it look as human as possible. It looks exactly like jabba. Its like jabba mixed with matt damons puppet from team america. Lol
Oh gee that "i risked my life for this tooth and they are just threw it in a pit of same teeth" moment had me rolling my eyes so hard. Such a dumb trope.
You just "killed" a bunch of other NPCs for a tooth and then find that the Jawas really wanted to see what kind of sucker you really are. Wow, the game feels so much like reality. Why buy this pile o cr@p? Not even a good job thanks buddy/dude/person/thing/ma'am.
The main character looks like Rocky Dennis, that's what happens when the only input that the devs get from LucasFilm for their lead heroine is "give her a stronger jawline than Han Solo"
one thing i noticed, the enemies havean alert system. but shooting that first guy didnt alert the others. neither did blowing up that middle part. it made them yellow, which i will call suspicious, but they didnt turn red until they had line of sight
There is no way in hell this wasnt originally intended to be a Mandalorian video game. I guarantee it...until was forced and bent into this mess for who hell knows why.... Its a pistol weilding bounty hunter with a small babytalking sidekick and a droid companion.... Hmmm where have we seen this before? I wholeheartedly believe this game was never intended to be about "Kay Vess"... Its so obvious something changed along the way and it became a much smaller safer project. They've already backpedaled on flying through the atmosphere(one of its main boasts early on in marketing) I wonder what else was either scraped or literally never made it past concept but was still marketed as including..
this sounds like it has the same Voice Acting director as Forespoken. Why does the female protagonist sound so unsure of EVERYTHING. every sentence begins with "uhhh... yeah." and then the begrudging deeper-voiced male servant _begrudgingly_ giving her directions or advice. Where is the _confidence._
I’m about 200 hours into BG3 and I absolutely love it so far. I would love to see a Star Wars game with gameplay elements like KOTOR and BG3. I’d preorder it for sure.
Ubisoft for the last decade has been bragging about how large their worlds are. All they do is increase the amount of travel required to get to actual content. It would be one thing if travel was a fun mechanic but it always comes down to just holding the stick forward. Meanwhile the gameplay and animation has been stuck in stagnation for like 15 years.
It actually makes a lot of sense why they picked this. South Park member berries. You got jawas, like in a new hope, you got female c-3po, you got a reference of phantom menace, you got the monster from return of the jedi, you got a dirt planet like multiple star wars movies. You got a female han solo, they didn't pick those clothes and hair style for no reason. Best part of the gameplay is the music.
That's Disney Star Wars for ya, they went "Oh! The first planet to appear back in 1977 was a sand planet with a rusty town, so let's make more sand planets with rusty towns! 😁" 🤦🏻♂️...
@@holoemiter Sorry but watch "The Clone Wars" for a bit, or play some videogames from the LucasArts era. Sure, there was Tatooine and Geonosis, but that was literally it, you had tons of colorful planets with so many different "personalities" 🤷🏻♂️. On the top of my head I can count: Coruscant, Naboo, Felucia, Christophsis, Ryloth, Kashyyyk, Mustafar, Yavin, Nar Shaddaa, Bespin, Endor, etc...
They've only shown this ONE quest since the very first reveal of the game.. I'm not entirely convinced they even have the rest of the game. Like I'm not sure it exists.
Every problem I saw: - Bad acting across the board - Main character's appearance is unsightly - Large empty world creating a boring slow pace. - Lethargic NPC's - Uninspiring plot (I really hope this just a side quest)
@@ree3197Idk man, her ragged unkempt appearance just seems like a really odd design choice. I want to roll-play as someone cool. Not a person who looks homeless.
Didnt some woman on the team that developed the character say that they wanted to make the female protagonist unattractive or plain looking, to battle the stereotypical hot video game girl character?
@@Vakaria-plays I did some research and found what they did was even dumber than that. They hired a beautiful actress named Humberly González to model and play this character then part way through development they fully "uglified" her character model.
So, from the preview I gather that this is a game about alien dentistry where you cruise endlessly through the desert with an amphibian which should really be near water.
The fact this 2012 looking game is being released on PS5 and they chose the most boring mission to demo it to the public is just so insane. Give the next Star Wars game to Arrowhead.
My main issue with this side quest: She's out there risking her neck and possibly brushing against the Hutt Cartel to get a rare item for a turret that she hasn't even seen or knows is going to work. As a smuggler, she'd be aware of the reputation Jawas have. Yes, things do presumably work out in the end, but the problem is how fast the MC initially accepts all this without options for more pushback or an alternative. It's one of those things that makes it difficult to believe that we're playing as a smuggler.
first min is pretty good, if this was an mmo it would be cool, getting a sarlac tooth for some jawas. typing this out in real time, i thought maybe she was gonna fight a sarlac and pull its tooth out, but she just walks down the cave and finds it... so instead of making a badass mission stealing a tooth from a sarlacs mouth they have some guy steal the tooth, run away and fight normal enemies, underwhelming. 12:24 the ship starting moving before the engines where even pointed that way just zero immersion and looks weird. im rly just sad cuz we should be getting mind blowing star wars games not some mid shit like this like imagine they made a fucking jango or boba fett game of them just bounty hunting.
Exactly. I watched this and still don't know what a Sarlac looks like. That's so bizarre. It may as well have been a rock she was fetching. Completely meaningless.
And DAMN! What an amazing idea at around 3:50... It would be cool to see you extrapolate on this in another video, I think you hit the nail on the head with what a Star Wars game needs.
This is something that has confused me as well ever since the game got revealed. When i saw a bts video and they were interviewing the actress i was like "wait what? That's the protagonist? She looks nothing like the character!" I really feel like they did her dirty lol
The funniest (and saddest) thing about this, is that there were several jump cuts to trim the "boring" parts, yet what was left was also extremely boring
they already trimmed down the ''boring'' parts. those are the fun parts.
@@ExiSpawnferkel Not only that but the "highlights" shown are what Disney considers to be the best part of the game. Just imagine how bad the rest of it is!
@@Right_Said_Brettum disney has absolutely nothing to do with star wars outlaws. Ubisoft is responsible. Get your facts together before commenting.
@@Endor2001 Well, duh...
Disney still has to sign off on everything, ya know (not to mention licensing the IP in the first place, due to a sales pitch)? Get your facts together before commenting.
Disney has direct creative control and final stamp of approval on all star wars media. Get your facts straight before you comment.@@Endor2001
"So many dead things in this... Dead thing" Yeah that pretty much sums up the Star Wars franchise for the past decade.
That line actually made me mad 😂
@@ExarKun66 Tbh I could imagine Han Solo saying something like that, doesn't seem that far fetched to me.. And I'm not trying to defend the game per se, don't really care about it. Just observing and looking at different points of view. Feels a bit like people are hating on some stuff for no reason. If Han Solo said it would it be ok? Just a thought
Mandalorian was awesome af
@@EbastineHan Solo is actually cool. This space lesbian is not. If you’re cool you can make un cool things sound cool, but if you are already not cool it will just sound bad like the space lesbian.
@@EbastineThe dialogue is already bad but the voice acting is horrible
"Jedi Master Trinity......Oh no she's dead"
"Wookie Jedi......Oh no he's dead"
"Sarlacc Pitt.......Oh no it's dead"
"The Star Wars Franchise......Oh no it's dead"
LOL 😄 EXACTLY 💯
@@JackShore-jr9vtill play it when it goes free to play 😂
the l3sbian space witches is strong with this one
You mean: Oh finally, its dead
Sad but true
Remember the MJ missions in spider-man? Well we made a whole game just like that in Star Wars! Like it or else.
Facts
Or else you're a bigot
🤣🤣🤣🤣 worst part of my childhood were those damn missions. Especially when they didn’t save
Literally the reason I won't play Spiderman over even though I loved everything else. I bought Spiderman not, Spiderman's gf.
@@jamesdykes517 🤣🤣🤣 “Spider-Man’s girl friend the game (like it or else)”
Remember everyone, Ubisoft stated "gamers should get comfortable not owning the games they buy"
I don't care for Outlaws, if it's good or bad. Ubisoft needs to be brought to its knees.
You should look at their stock price; it has dropped more than 80% since 2018. They're already on their knees.
If you really want yo play it, the ship is there for ya
I hope they've gotten comfortable not getting any of my money since Splinter Cell: Blacklist back in 2013
I never pre order. I’m not gonna jump on the hate train. It could be good. But I’ll wait for the gamers to play it before I even think about buying it
@@Alpha99333 that was was masterpiece but AC is too until unity came out 💯😭
Weird thing i’ve noticed is that there’s an insufferable form of acting plaguing movies but now video games where everyone doesn’t sound like a human being, literally every reaction and line sounds like straight out of a bad marvel movie. Why can characters not just sound human anymore?
Might be cause they hire writers based on their activism instead of their talent. And *those* writers all think and operate on a near "clone like" basis.
They probably don't want to pay anyone with talent.
I noticed it clearly in Massives prior "Avatar"-game. It was like the characters was written by AI. I got so under-invested I couldnt remember what to do or who anyone was half of the time. I belive the term is "millenial writing".
They don’t even sound like marvel movies. They sound like teen titans go characters…
Nah Marvel movies got WAAAY more realistic dialogue. This sounds like spongebob
Not to be overly technical, but the pit of a Sarlacc is it's stomach, right? So, she jumped into the digestive system of a giant, desert predator, right? It's a small thing, but why is the inside a cave with rocks and water instead of a decaying, acid filled digestive system?
Like, when she was walking through water I kept expecting her to start yelling or screaming about it not being water but acid.
I did not get the impression we were inside a Sarlacc. It looked like a mine
Even the Force Unleashed game had us go through the body of a Sarlacc, definitely not a cave, but looked like you were in the stomach/intestines of a huge creature. Good job Disney/UbiWoke
@@naddaryour tiktok and intsa brain isn't fully installed yet, and your >15s attention span is causing issues.
I also wonder why the whole area was build up the way it was. You jump into the mouth and land directly on top of a pile of sand instead of sliding down an esophagus. I guess this is somewhat believable, if the esophagus had contracted and sand had started to pile up in the mouth. But then you go through a cavity in the side of the mouth and there is... a tunnel? Why would there be a whole tunnel system behind a cavity in the mouth? At most I could see this as some kind of gland and it certainly wouldn't lead into a whole tunnel system.
@sandwich4763 Yeah, I just can't get over how lazy it is. I mean, they go out of their way to say that the Sarlacc recently died, but the inside isn't the inside of an animal of any kind, but... a generic cave? Why? There is a moment when she seems to be in an area that is cloudy, I assumed when I saw that it would be some noxious gas either from the digestive track or the decay of the creature, but it turns out to be literally nothing.
In real life being in a cave with a normal human body is extremely dangerous because of the toxic gasses released during decomposition, but she jumps straight into an animal the size of a whale, buried entirely in the sand, and... it's just a cave?
“We wanna make a Star Wars game that makes you feel like Han Solo”
“Is it a Han Solo game?”
“Nope, it’s a random, inconsequential character that will make you FEEL like Han Solo”
“Why not just use Han Solo as the main character? People love him and will want to play your game, resulting in a massive success”
“ . . . no but we want you to FEEL like Han Solo”
Disney . . .
Stop describing Disney to a T. It's making me sick.
What’s wrong with an inconsequential character, not every body needs to be special or have some big world impacting story
@@PotatoCrusader You asking that question tells us you don't understand the depth of this situation whatsoever.
I doubt Harrison Ford would reprise his role even if it’s just his voice.
Oh what so this moronic fanbase can sit there moaning about Han Solo instead? It’s Star Wars, no matter what they put out, people are going to complain over the most inconsequential bullshit.
‘It’s a dead Sarlacc. Who knows what’s crawling around down there’
Nothing….the answer is nothing.
Bro seriously. They showed nothing down there. No creature or NPC LMAO. No fights. The game is lame 😭
@@ohwow2074Totally agree. These people don’t know what they’re doing…AT ALL. The world is being taken over by the lame kids at school lmao
"who knows what's down there" then proceeds to slide down there.
@@ohwow2074they showed nothing, period. Most of the video was driving straight through an empty desert and flying straight in a ship with nothing interesting to even look at. Why was this in their promotional material?! And what was with all the jump cuts?!
@@dumdumer892 One the well known websites calls it the RDR2 of Star Wars LMAO 🤣.
In RDR2 when you're going for a main quest suddenly something random happens in between and attracts your attention so you start to interact with it and start a side quest so interesting that you literally forget about the main quest you were going to in the first place lol. I didn't see anything in this Ubisoft game's world to be similar to RDR2.
That explosion was like porn-tier SFX
im dying man xD
That's really disrespectful, I've seen porn with better SFX than what ever the fuck that was.
Too bad, the protagonist is far from that...
@@thebatman8864 oof
@@thebatman8864 I'll have you know she has 3 whole subscribers on OF
1:38
Hold up, did this Jawa say "But you need cocaine." 😂😂😂
yo i heard it too
lol
lmfao...i need some after this vid tbh
Yes.
id need some cocaine too if i was to go anywhere near a sarlac
8:40 Those graphics are absolutely inexcusable for a modern AAA game. I can't believe they would want to show something like this to the public, like they're *proud* of this dogshit.
Yea that was bad
It looks like a ps3 game.
Xbox Series S is the lowest common denominator. 2 consoles of different capabilities for 1 generation is literally retarded.
Oh wow. It's like halfway through development, they just said, "Screw it, let's make the WORST star wars game!" 🤮
I know right, it looks like a late PS4 game
Jawas sounded like Minions 😂
so true 😅
Jawa: "BA..NANA......BANANA."
😂@@goufr3540
they've always sounded the same...
UTINI!
Disney is obsessed with shoehorning in their "cute" little side kick characters, in an effort to ape the dumb Baby Yoda craze (most recently, that gopher thing in The Acolyte and now tpug thing in this game).
Fr I hate the “cute” little side kick characters. Star Wars would be way better if it took itself more seriously.
Merchandise
@@gballdadon312 or to quote Yogurt; "merchoidise!"
@@Right_Said_Brett heard it in his voice too lol
The gopher was hideous! What were they thinking?
You can tell the speeder bike is literally a motorcycle asset with the wheels invisible and a new body over it. The physics aren't even changed lol
This my theory, but it looks like the assets and animations were taken from Watch Dogs lol
@@supreme_shade I was thinking the same thing. The way the character moves exactly exactly like the first watchdog game. It even looks the same with the clucky rendering. The only difference is that the original Watchdogs game is at least ten years old.
@@supreme_shade Being that Ubisoft published Outlaws and developed Watch Dogs I wouldn't be surprised if they let them recycle it, thinking people wouldn't notice/remember.
that is the point...
@@Mayor.Of.Eville Ubisoft's behind this? Now my expectations dropped to
Oh remember the Force unleashed.Those are the good days.
The Ma'am Solo Featureless Desert Driving Simulator merch is going to just _fly_ off the shelves.
They fly now!
IT'S MA'AM!!! 💪
If only we had a really popular smuggler character in Star Wars set in the same timeline that the fans will enjoy seeing in a video game.
@@Captain_Mckeggoryou mean Lando or Han? Han is currently Carbonite frozen
@@seanmalloy0528 They probably meant a different timeline….
The best thing we can do for Star Wars is to call this trash out
So the dude threw a thermal detonator to "kill" her, but she just gets thrown away and when shes unconscious on the ground, instead of killing her with a blaster he just grabs the tooth and runs away???? what the hell, jabba just killed people for fun.....
and lets not talk about that the tooth is in the hands of a random droid in the sarlacc, or that there arent any other people salvaging it beside those two on top.
@@t0nitru5 AND that the tooth is ultimately not worth a whole lot
@@joaquinsandoval5370 its just a huge fcking joke, like ubisoft or the "new" star wars in general.
Classic Ubisoft cutscene, straight out of AC Odyssey, and this was the best they had for a demo lol.
@@t0nitru5 they said they sent down a droid to get the tooth before she went down there. As for how the droid died, who knows?
"So many dead things inside this dead thing"
...
"We need a tracker just to track our tracker"
Brilliant writing guys, brilliant 🙄
They have things now?
@@purefoldnz3070 they have things now
So many akward dialogue lines on this dead game...
@@purefoldnz3070 Now thing they 🤪
I think I could find a competent fan fiction writer on A03 to come up with better dialogue than that.
Also saying "who known what might be crawling down there" tells the player to expect enemies DOWN THERE, and when its just empty caves, it leaves the player empty and dissapointed
Yeah but we did get that amazing zinger; "There are so many dead things in this dead thing". /s
I’m from the future, after failing to meet projections, Ubisoft released a statement “after a less than stellar performance of outlaws and assassins creed shadows, it’s now fully clear that modern gamers aren’t interested in single player games. It’s clear the gaming market has shifted toward live service. Going forward we will continue to tell great stories, with representation and inclusive characters at the forefront, but in the framework of exciting live service games, giving players the freedom of choice in the customization of their characters with accessibly priced ubi-bucks.
Didn't their live services failed super hard?
If I didn't know any better, I would say you worked for them. That was spot on.
But fans DO want a single player game. We have been asking for good single player games with great stories the whole time EA had the contract. One mission doesn’t let us know if the story is good, but I’m not holding my breath. Not pre-ordering it either. But we also don’t need another multiplayer twitch shooter.
Got me good til priced ubi-bucks.
@@BoilingKoolaid What's sad is, they don't care, when they should. They dont care about the fanbase, only what they can profit... which doesn't make sense does it? cuz the most profit they make, are from their fans, yet they don't care. Disney is the same fcking way. Disney will stay afloat in business for awhile even if Star Wars completely flops for them, but Ubiwoke may as well go bankrupt very soon bc AC Shitdows and SW Asslaws will be either the beginning of their undoing or the final projects for them to decide to go bankrupt.
This has Disney written all over it.
- Quirky female protagonist
- Animal sidekick
All part of the woke agenda even in video games now
A female protagonist isn't bad as long as the character is well written
In other words, it's the Star Wars version of Dora.
@@seanmalloy0528 It's almost always bad. Almost no one wants to play as a chick, not even chicks
@@reverbtheraptor8529 Oh my God, you're spot on.
How'd she not know what a Sarlacc is but knew exactly where to go inside it to get the tooth?
Riiiiight. I didn’t even think about that
The hilarious thing is...theyre not called Thermal Detonators in this...theyre called"grenades"in your inventory...yep...thats how dumb they are.
When they made the thermals they definitely just googled “Star Wars grenade”
To be fair, thermal detonators are just one type of grenade. There are several types of grenades in star wars
@@caurd that’s why it’s weird that they just say “grenade” in the inventory
Nooo...noooooo wow
@@zomboekiller No, quite the opposite, it makes complete sense. Granade is the common name.
Why was there an explosion and the nearby enemies didnt even aggro? What the hell?
"Hey fellow criminal, did you just notice that explosion and Bob dying 10 feet away in the middle of our secret base?"
"Yeah, dont you see the orange question mark above me?, but how are we to know where to look? We should just stand here and... wait what were we talking about?"
The funny thing is, even going by previous Ubisoft releases, this AI is bad. Their AI has been better than this in the past.
"Must've been the wind..."
@@Blisterdude123Absolutely! In Ghost Recon for example!
@@sunnygoy I don't know if I'd classify it as genius in Ghost Recon...but it was def COMPARABLY ruthless lol Those guys came hunting for you pretty quick.
The Last Jedi: "I'm the worst star wars product."
The Acolyte: "Hold my thread"
Outlaws: (smiles menacingly in a corner)
Hunters is better
I can't imagine anything being worse then acolyte not even this I don't know much about this game once it's released we will see I don't plan on buying it that's for sure. But we'll see
Okay but fr. Acolyte is WAY worse.
Kenobi: hold my ground
@@dominicp9296 Imagine Kenobi, there is no star wars worse than that
8:35 scavenger POV:
Having a hard time salvaging anything to sell for a decent meal you see a stranger leaving the sarlack cave possibly carrying valuables, So the plan is tossing a thermal detonator directly on the person (possibly destroying everything), take the least valuable object, then attempt to lose her in a clear open desert.
9:22 protagonist POV:
After tanking a first degree thermal blast, you spot the scavenger trying to escape, you pursue him easily and find his home. With murderous excitement you proceed killing everyone in your vicinity and grab the tooth off the scavengers corpse.
You make it back to camp and attempt to communicate with dwarf creatures to exchange the tooth for a sweet gun turret to further your thirst for blood and murder.
Killing an entire faction for a tooth without even a trial should be illegal right ?
1st scene. The protocol droid is a girl. The protagonist is a girl. The Jawa is referred to as a girl. The pet is a girl. Maybe the Gonk droids in the background are girls too. Men bad?
The Force is Female, after all.
Why would any man support this franchise anymore? They've made their disdain for men very apparent.
Also, honestly, female protagonists are rarely believable.
@@blackieblackyou mean the 5'4 girl one punch knocking out big grown men isn't believable to you? I dont understand
💯
I never pay for things that don’t appeal to me and neither should you. I’m not a woman or teenager. They need to re-learn what seems to be a long forgotten lesson, the male audience pays their bills. Either conform to our demands or get broke.
It looks MID all around, not just because the protagonist is a bland nobody, but because the gameplay looks boring.
7:00 😂😂😂
for me the gameplay obviously very common for action game these days, you just only shooting, trying to be stealth, taking an outpost, traveling except now you are space traveller so you can shoot in space. that's it
Graphics are also awful and you just know that they've no respect for the universe, so I wouldn't say its mid, its just straight bad.
the protagonist you have seen a few dozen lines of dialogue for and know nothing about is a bland nobody? Are star wars fans always this dense? LIke, come on bro. I hate disney star wars and ubisfot too but the hate this game is getting is just making people look actually stupid.
@@enzog1078 she so bland as it gets. Generic Central American female with generic face doing generic “bounty hunter” stuff.
Name me one non generic feature she has that the player should be intrigued about.
You Know a Star Wars Game Is Bad When Theory Starts Leaning Back In His Chair And Starts Falling Asleep... LOL 😄
We wanted Star Wars 1313, not Dora in Star Wars.
Or Kotor 3….
@@Alpha-77 my heart aches for what could have been. 1313 looked so cool
Hasn’t even come out yet he’s just a negative prescene
its because there is no jedi or the Force
ah yes a stealth mission where someone is mauled by a wild animal and shot by a blaster and screams out in agony but yet no one hears anything.
CALL IN THE DEAF GUARDS1
9:53 the way the hole in the ground just spawns in lol
Hahah! I didnt even notice that :D
It’s called texture pop in and it’s generally not a good sign.
Oh... huh.. that looks terrible. Why does this game look so bad? Has anyone seen the upcoming game called "unrecord"? Why isn't one of the biggest franchises on the planet making their games look even remotely next gen? This is highly disappointing
Sarlacc, obvious boss fight potential, you dive down a massive cylindrical hole and fight the massive swarm of writhing tentacles. Instead, it's a fetch quest that is as generic as possible. The "pit" didn't even look like what I'd imagine a Sarlacc slithering through.
The force unleashed did a better Sarlacc inside a decade and a half ago
Oh I didn't realize the sarlacc was dead.
Regardless, I really imagined the drop would be much deeper.
when she squeezes through the loading screen slit and she says "It's all.. leathery.." I was like wow, gross weird vagina vibe coming from this whole sequence.
Hell, yeah, man. Imagine a boss fight where you're in the "sand cone" outside the sarlacc's mouth. You're sliding down the sand toward the mouth, so you're constantly having to fight against the "pull" by running uphill , but at the same time you're having to fight off the tentacles, jumping over tentacle sweeps, dodging tentacle strikes.
And maybe there are bad guys in the rim or a hover barge taking potshots at you, and you can shoot them, knocking them into the pit with you, distracting the sarlacc with them and buying you a little breathing room to line up a few good shots.
Maybe you bring the barge crashing down into the mouth, and that's what gives you the chance you need to escape.
@@benjaminhayward5921 Thats kind of what the force unleashed did with the sarlacc boss fight. At least the tentacles and enemies. No sliding
Imagine instead, a game about a bounty hunter droid. You play as this droid and travel the galaxy doing missions and jobs for all sorts of unsavory customers. All the while you augment and rebuild yourself with better parts and weapons that are gained through your travels. So much potential in a game like that.
HK-47?
But then how do you have a strong female protagonist? 😂
That would be way cooler!
Much rather play that!
@@TheNonEdibleCheesethey would just make it female because "thats how it works"....
Millions of planets in star wars.... DeSeRt wOrLddddddddddd
Like how all 3 trilogies start off?
Yes...Yesss!
@@DeathStraightUp The phantom menace started in orbit around then subsequently on the surface of Naboo, a temperate forest world
we need a sith game during the rule of 2. you start the game as a new apprentice and it climaxes with the death of your master. gain power hide from jedi, manipulate the galaxy etc
Then the epilogue where you have to survive your apprentice. Until you don't. XD
And the relationship between you and your master has such potential. All the ways you can play with someone being your mentor, supporter, exploiter and end boss. They don't even need to make the master just simply villainous like Sidious who routinely discards his apprentices, fuck it, make him kinda likable, make him a consistent ally before you clash at the end. He could even be proud of you overcoming him.
Sadly your idea is too creative & sounds too good for disney.
So basically a rehash of the prequels and a palpatine wannabe
They could even go balls to the wall Mass Effect style and have various branches and decisions where you can either sabotage/betray your master early on at the cost of losing out on powerful upgrades and resources yourself during the second section where you need to survive Jedi and your own apprentice...
I miss the old star wars games where you could choose your path into the light or into the darkness, like the Jedi Knight or the Kotor games
Kotor a all time classic
bro i literally started replaying Jedi Knight Jedi Academy on the Switch, revisiting it, made me realize, how good we had it. The Story is far more compelling than the sequel trilogy, Crapolyte, and this dumb game. Unreal.
Yeah, I miss the LucasArts's times. It was Golden Age for Star Wars Video-Games.
Remember in RotJ, when Leia primes the Thermal Detonator and the whole of Jabba's Palace freaks the hell out. All of them. Patrons who were across the damn room cowered in fear.
BRO WHAT LOL.
Man I really do wish the Darth Maul game and 1313 never got canned.
While we are wishing here, I wish we got the proper single player KOTOR 3 instead of the MMO SWTOR game.
@@pspublic13swtor was good for what what it was in my opinion but yea we need proper Kotor 3 its overdue
Weirdly the thing that annoys me the most is that it feels like this character won't actually be an outlaw
If they just created RDR2 as star wars Game it would be dope.
Obviously not the same story. But the gameplay.
It's been done well already, just build upon it.
Also that would be an outlaw game.
I get the feeling the character is just going to become a rebel.
@The-Mstr-Pook Red Dead Redemption, but in Star Wars is exactly what I was thinking!
Like, imagine breaking into an imperial stronghold to steal some secrets, sell those secrets to the rebels, and then go back to the imperials to sell the rebels' location.
It's called star wars: Outlaws, so let me be someone whose only in it for themselves.
They just seem like mercenary.
great example that's a top selling game they are not talented enough to do or write lol
they tried to make this protagonist likeable when they really didnt need to do like its a disney star wars show, a silent protagonist or a custom character would be perfectly fine
I love how the main character doesnt seem to have any idea whatsoever of what she is doing. She constantly goes "well i guess i have to do that now". Like wtf Ubisoft
I hated her within 10 seconds because of that crap. Can’t imagine an entire game of listening to that.
That's just the start, wait until she ends up being a jedi knight in secret
Yeah, the constant self-narration is so annoying.
It's the modern paradoxical female protagonist. She has to be confident boss bitch but they also want her to be "relatable" so they make her awkward and unsure of herself. It's a really bizarre mixture.
Tbh...
$70 for a game that's removed part of the story on day 1.
$110 for the "Full game."
Somebody said it best. "I can't wait to play this game 3 years later for $15."
Assuming Ubisoft is still in business, of course.
I'll play it 3 years later for free
@@YouGotTheLi could play it the first day for free(pirate), but i dont want to
You couldn't pay me $15 to play this trash fire
Only playing this if they pay me 1 billion every 10 seconds of gameplay.
"This reminds me of my time negotiating with the Trade Federation" that's Family Guy level of writing, and the bottom of the barrel of Family Guy writing. How about bring it up a bit more naturally? Why are droids "reminded" of anything? Even if they were, don't just say what you're thinking.
Even family guy writing was better.
Shouldn’t the Sarlacc be extremely poisonous on the inside? Isn’t that why Boba the way he is?
10 minutes of sand. I’m sold.
There are so many cool varieties of sand. Instead of riding my real motorcycle with real adrenaline, I'll ride this boring virtual one while chatting with my wife about the kid's day.
@@seekingclarity3600 yeah i was gonna joke on them for giving her one of those vespa scooters like from mandalorian. you know the ones everybody was joking about? why would they put that in the game vs a speeder bike? but i don't really care now, I'm obviously not the target audience, that and i'll never buy another ubisoft game anyway after what they did with "the crew". and icing on THAT cake was the other day i got a surprise update for "Steep" (which came out in 2016) and now IT no longer works either!!!?? guess they want to move everybody to the newer snowboard game? man F__K ubisoft.
Thermal detonator explodes at feet*
“THEY FLY NOW?!”
What were guys in Jabba's palace afraid of?
"They fly now!"
When I first saw the thermal detonator scene I was in genuine in denial about it being real lol
What I couldn't see at all was the animal sidekick, but it was fine!
Ubisoft being Ubisoft. The combat looks like one of those bad arcade shooters at Dave & Busters.
Dude 2000s ubisoft was awesome but modern day (2020s really suck)
Not to mention stilted dialogue. No offense, but it’s like it’s translated from French to English. It’s like a lot of anime’s that get dubbed from Japanese to English. The dialogue would sound better in its native language, if that’s makes sense?
Ubisoft isn't developing this game, Massive is.
@@randomcheese1719Ubisoft still allowed them to show this ass gameplay trailer so they’re partly at fault as well
@@degnaha7951 how do you know the inner workings of the companies? lol give me a break.
4:23 "It's a dead Sarlacc" bruh, didn't she NOT know what a Sarlacc was earlier when the Jawa asked for a Sarlacc tooth? Even over the communicator, she even mispronounced the Sarlacc's name to the droid. They couldn't even keep continuity in the quest story 🤦🏻♂️ Small detail, but speaks alot to me.
And you notice her delivery of the line is completely different tone?
Writers with tiktok kids attention span? Yummers
isnt it the other person saying that line? thats what it sounded like to me.
and the way she proceeds to throw caution to the wind and slide down to the lowest levels of the stomach of this unknown beast is just insane, like there's no dangers down there at all, no vat of stomach acid that could kill her, nope, just an opportunity to say "so many dead things in this dead thing" hahahahaha /s
@@ding8940 Now that i rewatched that part after you mentioned this, I think you're right, but still doesn't make this better the fact that the Sarlacc pit is just an empty cave and there was no sarlacc 🤷🏻♂️
30 seconds in.
The smuggler: female
The cat thing: female
The jawa:female
The protocol droid: female
The force: female
The astromech: likely female
The sarlacc: likely female
"Star Wars is for everyone."
The sarlacc is dead. Confirmed male
I'm beyond exhausted with this girl power/female empowerment crap.
@@mordyth until Lucasfilm retcons that as well. Canon is very fluid these days.
The person who green light this : definitely female
@@liamphibiaIf the female characters have good character development then I think we will be good
But without a side-kick and other companions the writer will have to write how your character finds out information and details, and it's just so much easier for a companion to "gather the information" off screen.
I grew up with Star Wars video games, and seeing what they've become now is JUST PAINFUL 😢😢😢... Screw Disney! I hope they lose Star Wars! 😡
Larry Finkelstein of Black Rock did this ✡️
How far back your going? I remember how bad most of the games were in the 1980s. I only liked the Arcade games at the time.
@@chriskos7868agreed
It's not your star wars anymore. Sadly! We still have the classics. I have hope that someday Elon Musk will buy Lucasfilm and restore Star Wars to its original form.
@rickdeckardbladerunner2049 He doesn't want to. Look how Twitter I mean X (cough cough) has turned out. I highly doubt he would buy it.
low key the sith inquisitor storyline from swtor was fucking amazing, and the sith warrior with always choosing light side choices was so creative and a breath of fresh air when it comes to star wars video game stories. and those came out back in 2011, over 13 years ago... kinda sad we just get stuck with shit like this now.
Wow, I thought I was the only one that liked the light side sith warrior story so much! Was role playing the hell out of it! Like I was more practical sith, smarter one among the other evil comrades! :)
We need a old republic type game like that but I doubt they would get it right
When the game doesn't even try to pretend that the pointless fetch-quest you just did was somehow important.
The Jawas literally take the tooth and chuck it onto a pile of other Sarlacc teeth. Why do they even want these teeth?!
TBH I am quite amazed they didn't make a Star Wars true open-world Bounty Hunter game.
Looks like we found one of the most powerful beings in the galaxy: this lady took a thermal detonator point blank to the gooch with little more than a grunt of annoyance.
She is more Mary Sue than Rey Palapatine Sue :P
Yep. I'm not a fan of characters surviving stuff like that in cutscenes. I mean sure, I get it if its during gameplay (EG in KOTOR with groups of enemies lobbing plasma grenades at you in barrages) but cutscenes should be handled with a bit more common sense. Hell, she had ample time to kick the grenade away, it actually would've been cooler if she had. Plus, yeeting a grenade to steal a tooth when the explosion could damage the tooth is just silly on the thief's part. They could've just used a stunner weapon to maintain the MCs plot armor, or a blaster to give the MC a sense of mortality with an injury.
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@amarcellus1714 ".. Not from a CIS white *male* .."
not even her garments are damaged... All Disney primsesses gained fire immunity after Leia exploded into outer space without a scratch in the Last Jedi lmao...
“So many dead things inside this dead thing” 😂😂😂😂😂
AAAAAA writing
It's like their using 1st draft of the script and the first take of actor's dilvery of the lines.
They must have been referencing LucasFilm in 2024.
And that ladies and gentlemen is modern Star Wars writing for you. 😭😂💀
“My tracker needs a tracker”>”alot of dead things in this dead thing” 😅
I didn't get that "my tracker needs a tracker" part in the show. That green jedi (venestra?) knew exactly where to go with no tracker
zoomer writing for everybody
@@Jeremy-zw8ur vanestra can see the future and sense the force. other jedi in the show cannot
Going off what Theory said about being more isolated in a Star Wars game, I'd love it if they built a game with missions similar to the opening mission of KOTOR II where you come in after all the crap has gone down and slowly figure out what happened. I think that could work great set in the Old Republic era as a Jedi going in and investigating Sith battlegrounds, ancient temples, or other catastrophes where everyone has gone silent.
Somehow… Tatooine returned
😂😂😂😂
We haven't left desert planets since The Force Awakens came out 😂
Luke must've had no idea how important Tatooine is when he described it as basically the planet farthest from the center of the galaxy.
A vast galaxy with so many planets, yet Disney always uses the desert. Are we surprised at this point?
No kidding, I think I liked KotoR games so much because you go to a variety of planets, but modern Star Wars might as well be "Dune"
I think thats why force unleashed was so good cause you were literally by yourself for most of it literally foghting rebels and stromtroopers, its sets that feeling that you are alone with no help, and you have to find out what and how to get through it
Remember when TFU was more towards the lower end of star wars content?
My guy it was a hack n slash
Its gameplay is miles ahead of what we have nowadays too.
Force Unleashed holds a special place in our hearts and souls. ❤ Much love to Sam Witmer.
@@notsosecretsquirrel9389was better than this shit
We really went from Jedi survivor to this hot steaming pile of acolyte
I am a big Star Wars fan. Original fan. I saw Star Wars in 1977 as an 11 year old kid. There is a lot of current SW content that I feel like is Star Wars in name only. I don't waste my time with any of it. I do make fun of Disney SW only because it's so easy and I monitor what the latest SW thing is but I put zero stock into it. I do NOT for any reason hate watch any content. Again, it's a waste of my time. I pay attention to the original trilogy & the prequel trilogy ONLY. Maybe you should too. I have to say as a fan, I am so much more happy. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU...ALWAYS.
We are truly in the darkest times for Star Wars, wow.
Disney will find a way to make things much, much darker. You can trust them on that one, at least.
@@Right_Said_Brett
Yep. I have zero hope. Kathleen Kennedy will never be fired & we're screwed.
Her face looks like they took jabbas and tried to make it look as human as possible. It looks exactly like jabba. Its like jabba mixed with matt damons puppet from team america. Lol
😂😂
Oh gee that "i risked my life for this tooth and they are just threw it in a pit of same teeth" moment had me rolling my eyes so hard. Such a dumb trope.
I'm not even sure that it was supposed to be a funny moment. I don't think that the developers and Disney are that self-aware.
You just "killed" a bunch of other NPCs for a tooth and then find that the Jawas really wanted to see what kind of sucker you really are. Wow, the game feels so much like reality. Why buy this pile o cr@p? Not even a good job thanks buddy/dude/person/thing/ma'am.
The main character looks like Rocky Dennis, that's what happens when the only input that the devs get from LucasFilm for their lead heroine is "give her a stronger jawline than Han Solo"
one thing i noticed, the enemies havean alert system. but shooting that first guy didnt alert the others. neither did blowing up that middle part. it made them yellow, which i will call suspicious, but they didnt turn red until they had line of sight
It's Ubisoft. Just get it around Black Friday when it's patched and $10.
That means I would give ubisoft money.
Aint gonna happen.
There is no way in hell this wasnt originally intended to be a Mandalorian video game. I guarantee it...until was forced and bent into this mess for who hell knows why....
Its a pistol weilding bounty hunter with a small babytalking sidekick and a droid companion....
Hmmm where have we seen this before?
I wholeheartedly believe this game was never intended to be about "Kay Vess"... Its so obvious something changed along the way and it became a much smaller safer project. They've already backpedaled on flying through the atmosphere(one of its main boasts early on in marketing) I wonder what else was either scraped or literally never made it past concept but was still marketed as including..
this sounds like it has the same Voice Acting director as Forespoken. Why does the female protagonist sound so unsure of EVERYTHING. every sentence begins with "uhhh... yeah." and then the begrudging deeper-voiced male servant _begrudgingly_ giving her directions or advice. Where is the _confidence._
She’s “quirky” 🤣
They need to let Larian Studios make a new Kotor game, it would be a hit
Fuck yes. Been saying this for years now
Agreed. I'm just started BG3 few days ago and it's such a great game and D&D accurate from world building to game play
Omg this this thissssss
If larian made a Star Wars game I would actually pre order
I’m about 200 hours into BG3 and I absolutely love it so far. I would love to see a Star Wars game with gameplay elements like KOTOR and BG3. I’d preorder it for sure.
Star Wars: Ugly Outlaws. Thanks DEI
Hey now, swamp hags deserve representation too!
Ubisoft for the last decade has been bragging about how large their worlds are. All they do is increase the amount of travel required to get to actual content. It would be one thing if travel was a fun mechanic but it always comes down to just holding the stick forward. Meanwhile the gameplay and animation has been stuck in stagnation for like 15 years.
It actually makes a lot of sense why they picked this. South Park member berries. You got jawas, like in a new hope, you got female c-3po, you got a reference of phantom menace, you got the monster from return of the jedi, you got a dirt planet like multiple star wars movies. You got a female han solo, they didn't pick those clothes and hair style for no reason.
Best part of the gameplay is the music.
The only thing that they kind of got right was the music. The blaster NEVER sounded like any of the Star Wars blasters.
Agreed, the blaster sounded like it was under water or something but the music felt like Star Wars Music.
Starting to feel like Anakin about sand. We just can't escape it, in a game, a movie, a series... Everything must be about sand biomes ?
That's Disney Star Wars for ya, they went "Oh! The first planet to appear back in 1977 was a sand planet with a rusty town, so let's make more sand planets with rusty towns! 😁" 🤦🏻♂️...
@@MiguelMedV whaaaaa? that was before Disney, so many games, movies, prequels on a sand planet
@@holoemiter Sorry but watch "The Clone Wars" for a bit, or play some videogames from the LucasArts era. Sure, there was Tatooine and Geonosis, but that was literally it, you had tons of colorful planets with so many different "personalities" 🤷🏻♂️. On the top of my head I can count:
Coruscant, Naboo, Felucia, Christophsis, Ryloth, Kashyyyk, Mustafar, Yavin, Nar Shaddaa, Bespin, Endor, etc...
I don't like sand
deserts are cheaper to make, no vegetation no NPCs no nothing
3:00 she cruised for so long IGN added a jump cut!
The characters look like they are in front of a green screen. Very strange.
We got Dora the outer rim explorer before a Vader game
We got diverse lesbians in space making babies without men before a Republic Commando remaster and Imperial Commando sequel we deserved.
They've only shown this ONE quest since the very first reveal of the game.. I'm not entirely convinced they even have the rest of the game. Like I'm not sure it exists.
Maybe the rest of the game is all DLC. This is a lot of game for $70, but for $200, you get all six mission.
the rest of the game probably cost $200 this is probably what you get for the "standard price"
Every problem I saw:
- Bad acting across the board
- Main character's appearance is unsightly
- Large empty world creating a boring slow pace.
- Lethargic NPC's
- Uninspiring plot (I really hope this just a side quest)
They really saw Mando's chase scene and just went
"Oh yeah, more of this please! "
Content based, 0 substance.
Unsightly??? Oh brother
@@ree3197Idk man, her ragged unkempt appearance just seems like a really odd design choice. I want to roll-play as someone cool. Not a person who looks homeless.
Didnt some woman on the team that developed the character say that they wanted to make the female protagonist unattractive or plain looking, to battle the stereotypical hot video game girl character?
@@Vakaria-plays I did some research and found what they did was even dumber than that. They hired a beautiful actress named Humberly González to model and play this character then part way through development they fully "uglified" her character model.
The dialogue is just "oh, uh, erm, uhhh,ok JABBA THE HUT"
So, from the preview I gather that this is a game about alien dentistry where you cruise endlessly through the desert with an amphibian which should really be near water.
Ooooof I just noticed that!
R.i.p little cat-frog-axolotl-thingy. Your sacrifice was completely in vain :'(
Play Star Wars the Old Republic. Don't waste your time with mediocrity. Disney's motto is: "Representativity over quality.
Correction: Play Knights of the old republic II, the best star wars and one of the best games ever written and produced.
@@kirvu9677 kotor 1 and 2 can be bought for like 2 dollars each too.
Wish it was Kotor 3 instead of this garbage.
that game is so boring. mmos suck
@@enzog1078 to be fair u can ignore the mmo part and play it like kotor 3 for like hundreds of hours of solo story content for free. its def nice.
3:45 My guy you just described Force Unleashed
And that game was GREAT too. Sequel not so much but the first one was absolute peak.
Sorta still had a sidekick
"The game looks bad, but I'll buy it because it's Star Wars"
And that attitude is why SW sucks now. It's all garbage but you'll buy it anyways.
The fact this 2012 looking game is being released on PS5 and they chose the most boring mission to demo it to the public is just so insane. Give the next Star Wars game to Arrowhead.
Or Larian… we can dream
Sadly this is likely one of the “better” more “exciting” missions. Cause they had to pick one to represent their game
@@swaviddenson5623beat me to it
Other missions are flying across an empty desert with the bike looking for collectibles. Game of the year right here.
@@swaviddenson5623that's actually insane to think about.
Petition for Theory to make his own Star Wars video game. A game about Star Wars what ifs would be dope.
That would be so dope
I loved the part where she GirlBossed so Hard the Thermal Detonator exploding at her feet did ZERO damage!! 😂😂
My main issue with this side quest:
She's out there risking her neck and possibly brushing against the Hutt Cartel to get a rare item for a turret that she hasn't even seen or knows is going to work. As a smuggler, she'd be aware of the reputation Jawas have.
Yes, things do presumably work out in the end, but the problem is how fast the MC initially accepts all this without options for more pushback or an alternative. It's one of those things that makes it difficult to believe that we're playing as a smuggler.
first min is pretty good, if this was an mmo it would be cool, getting a sarlac tooth for some jawas. typing this out in real time, i thought maybe she was gonna fight a sarlac and pull its tooth out, but she just walks down the cave and finds it... so instead of making a badass mission stealing a tooth from a sarlacs mouth they have some guy steal the tooth, run away and fight normal enemies, underwhelming. 12:24 the ship starting moving before the engines where even pointed that way just zero immersion and looks weird. im rly just sad cuz we should be getting mind blowing star wars games not some mid shit like this like imagine they made a fucking jango or boba fett game of them just bounty hunting.
Exactly. I watched this and still don't know what a Sarlac looks like. That's so bizarre. It may as well have been a rock she was fetching. Completely meaningless.
@@MichaelJM LOL true never saw one, i was trying to be nice at first to and thought it might be cool.
Hoping for AC: Unity level of bugs
GTA Mos Eisley needs to be a thing
I just want a rpg like game that kinda feels like Skyrim where you can pretty much do whatever, have your own story but it star wars
The MMO Star Wars Galaxies was more or less that until they ruined it... and then it shut down.
Wait... you go into a dead sarlac to find a tooth, and rather than finding it in the sarlac you find it in a droid's hand?
LOL you falling asleep at the 2 minute mark is hilarious... You are a great entertainer my brotha!
And DAMN! What an amazing idea at around 3:50... It would be cool to see you extrapolate on this in another video, I think you hit the nail on the head with what a Star Wars game needs.
These modern Californiafication of games is just boring.
They literally turned one of the most gorgeous women I've ever seen (the actress they modelled the MC after) into the guy from The Warriors. Wtf.
Humberly González
Welcome in today western games not only they are soulless mediocre products but also beautiful women are not real and not allowed.
This is something that has confused me as well ever since the game got revealed. When i saw a bts video and they were interviewing the actress i was like "wait what? That's the protagonist? She looks nothing like the character!" I really feel like they did her dirty lol
She reminds me of Nigel from Spinal Tap.
They do this in a lot of games because the female devs are insecure and the males are whiteknights.
I might play this if it was on sale for $10
It's an ubisoft game so you prob won't have to wait long
Even if I find the Pirated version I m not playing it
I wouldn’t even say its worth your time free
Best I can do is tree fiddy.
Her “quips” are the worst part. It makes her character so annoying
Star Wars never had this type of Marvel quippy humor.