I FOUND A SUPER SECRET ROOM | Night Of The Consumers

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  • I may have completely glitched and broken Night of the Consumers by ACCIDENT to beat it
    3 Scary Games ► • TERRIFYING BLAIR WITCH...
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +10478

    EXCUSE MEEEEE!!!

  • @thestokesgaming1915
    @thestokesgaming1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5073

    The thought of a costumer coming up being like “ Can I get some help,” and the employee going “ Nooooo!!,” and throwing a box at them makes me laugh

    • @ai_ra_times
      @ai_ra_times 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I corrected the original comment and ended up annoying a lot of people. I just made my bad week even worse thanks to this. I feel like a bad person. Feel free to keep calling me names, maybe I deserved this for the horrible thing I did.

    • @sunniehuang1623
      @sunniehuang1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Aishwarya Rajendran I’m sure that’s what they meant no need to correct every single mistake 😒 it’s honestly annoying when people do

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aishwarya Rajendran I mean it could be a costumer asking for help to get to the Halloween section

    • @PurgatoryGnome
      @PurgatoryGnome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I'm sure it's what every supermarket employee wanted to do during "the great toilet paper rush of 2020"

    • @ai_ra_times
      @ai_ra_times 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sunniehuang1623
      Yeah.. but the mistake just was too painful for me to ignore 😔 I usually don't, but that one was just too much. Don't be annoyed, I bet it was an autocorrect problem and the main commenter will correct it soon!

  • @plaguedoctorspencer
    @plaguedoctorspencer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3557

    Markiplier's Manager: has an evil voice, constantly demon inhales
    Jack's Manager: (guy who desperately needs Mucinex)

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      like fucking, here take my nasal spray

    • @glitchtrap9112
      @glitchtrap9112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      The best thing about Mark's manager is that he has a reputation to uphold as the creepiest bastard within a ten mile radius

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@glitchtrap9112 right i forgot

    • @joannadzenowski6214
      @joannadzenowski6214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @AdrianTheScoopz44
      @AdrianTheScoopz44 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@glitchtrap9112 its a 40 mile radius(no hate just telling ya)

  • @plant.1374
    @plant.1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2957

    Game: *bugs and makes Jack lose*
    Jack: *plays uno reverse card*

    • @polsereyrith7555
      @polsereyrith7555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg you are so funny -_-

    • @plant.1374
      @plant.1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      thank you for the approval, really needed that

    • @erikakerboom2101
      @erikakerboom2101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So jack bugs and makes game lose
      Does that mean anti is back?

    • @aimeeboyde1819
      @aimeeboyde1819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it's at about 13:11

    • @memeplayzzz__6097
      @memeplayzzz__6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Game: *NUUUUU*

  • @milktteok7576
    @milktteok7576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    the “are you sure about that?” edit gets me every time

  • @LuckyGamer360
    @LuckyGamer360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    Jack: *finds a glitch that ultimately breaks the game*
    Speedrunners: "Write that down! Write that down!"

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri ปีที่แล้ว +5

      do ppl actually speedrun this game?

    • @elonmusk2668
      @elonmusk2668 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Kaitri people speedrun everything

    • @Kaitri
      @Kaitri ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@elonmusk2668 fair lol

    • @yakimator5133
      @yakimator5133 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They even speedrun their marriage ahahaha-

  • @madman888
    @madman888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    I like how the fact the consumers want to report Sean to the manager for taking too long to show them what they want, but not report him for abusing them with goddamn boxes.

  • @em0boi158
    @em0boi158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Mark's Manager: * EVIL VOICE *
    Jackaboy's Manager: * Extremely sick squidward voice that makes me gag *

  • @JustAMeerkatWithInternet
    @JustAMeerkatWithInternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Speedrunners: "WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!"

  • @Who-Dunnit
    @Who-Dunnit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2196

    Jack when he started last episode: 😃 ive never worked in retail
    Jack starting second episode: No NO I DON'T WANNA GO

    • @deliawilliams2164
      @deliawilliams2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Every person who has ever worked in retail

    • @destrosoldier9280
      @destrosoldier9280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That's me at school

    • @aapoheikkila5542
      @aapoheikkila5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deliawilliams2164 Worst job in a world.

    • @jadesters174
      @jadesters174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I worked retail for almost 5 years there are moments where this is an under exageration of reality

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I work in retail I can tell you it's a true feeling

  • @taizomichael7294
    @taizomichael7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    Jack: *Tries to stop manager by throwing box at him*
    Jack: "YYYYAAAA-"
    *ad pops up*

    • @memeplayzzz__6097
      @memeplayzzz__6097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    • @DEADLYxScRx
      @DEADLYxScRx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      that was hilarious when that happened 😂😂 perfect cut scream

    • @elise7787
      @elise7787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the same happened with me

    • @snoofthetree
      @snoofthetree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *GoLdFiSh FlAvOr BlAsTeD*

  • @kaitlynroberts3556
    @kaitlynroberts3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Hahahaha, around 4:38 when he has a customer bugging him, the D.I.Y. aisle sign changes to "D.I.E."

    • @svensor8302
      @svensor8302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      HOW'D YOU SEE

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@svensor8302 Lol

    • @lunar_memories9981
      @lunar_memories9981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Woah... it starts out as “DIY” and then the Y turns into an E - that’s weird.

    • @evanrobert175
      @evanrobert175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I never noticed that

    • @hatstorm1097
      @hatstorm1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@lunar_memories9981 The “cool kids” drinks sometimes change to “get out” while you’re shelving them.

  • @Whoever_knows
    @Whoever_knows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    “Who was that baby and why was he looking like a potato”
    What the hospital staff said when jack was born

  • @triggeredanimeguy3506
    @triggeredanimeguy3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6054

    Let’s take a moment to appreciate Sean’s voice acting in every game he plays!

    • @BerryLiquid
      @BerryLiquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      He always gets it spot on too.

    • @hyperion1377
      @hyperion1377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      That managers voice *shivers*

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Man, you're lucky. If I posted comment like yours, Jack would just ignore me as always.

    • @ronnieeilert8491
      @ronnieeilert8491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      When he voices the manager, he sounds like the voice he did for Buggs from the game "Kindergarten".

    • @averymaul8829
      @averymaul8829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I get goose bumps every time he voice acts in games

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    “Pain” “Get out” “Kill him now” I love the hidden messages

  • @hannahblespecter5325
    @hannahblespecter5325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Seeing all those people waiting outside the doors is eerily similar to trying to work at a restaurant while quarantine is on...

  • @ack434
    @ack434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2644

    Karen: "Excuse me."
    Customer service: "Can I help you?"
    Karen:
    Customer service: "Hello?"
    Karen: "I want to speak to your manager, this is bullshit."

    • @thebatllama3971
      @thebatllama3971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That is exactly how it happens

    • @itsafox9928
      @itsafox9928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That do be how it be tho

    • @kohakuusagi
      @kohakuusagi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So true though

    • @fluffybluefastboi103
      @fluffybluefastboi103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *Brings out my shotgun named “Manager”*
      Here you go ma’am

    • @hiimapop7755
      @hiimapop7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@fluffybluefastboi103 *Cocks gun* Would you like compensation, ma'am?

  • @EAZZEE
    @EAZZEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Ngl, the manager sounds like someone who's been reported to HR several times, or at least needs to be-

    • @izekmon6854
      @izekmon6854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, 600 likes and no comments

    • @lonkzelda7871
      @lonkzelda7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@izekmon6854 yes

  • @caisis4929
    @caisis4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    "I hate working retail"
    I worked at Walmart for 3 years as an overnight stocker. I feel this game on a spiritual level. 😬

    • @zeekly4135
      @zeekly4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You poor soul

    • @vi843
      @vi843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I worked at a Home Depot, I was either a cashier or a shelf stocker, whenever I was stocking a shelf, they’d be like “ExCuSE mE SiR WHErE IS tHe pAiNt?” I would just have a stroke tryna survive

    • @VGC06
      @VGC06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds fun

    • @banshee-queen
      @banshee-queen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i worked at walmart 3 years in bakery and 2 doing overnights, i know that feel all too well lmao

    • @neshy17
      @neshy17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel your pain bro, I'm also currently working at walmart. I'm a cashier, so far I've been lucky and haven't gotten someone that will throw temper tantrum. When I get to the registers I just want to avoid the people cause they I think I have keys to a lock up or they need something

  • @midnyte_madness...
    @midnyte_madness... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Can you come in here and pick up your puke?"
    -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @revebleu887
    @revebleu887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    "No one said thank you!" Yeah welcome to the world of customer service

    • @chaster_mief
      @chaster_mief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Only wave after wave of Karens endlessly pouring through the checkout, just to inevitably complain about your lack of suffering, with nothing to look forward to but the stench of minimum wage.

    • @shermaderma2803
      @shermaderma2803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Am I about the only person in the world to ever try and be nice to retail workers? That job sucks ass, they deserve more respect for what they put up with.

    • @The_Dork_Lord_of_Chaos
      @The_Dork_Lord_of_Chaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shermaderma2803 Same, I always make sure to say "thank you!" and "have a nice day!" if I ever need to ask an employee working retail about something

    • @chainggangsoldier21
      @chainggangsoldier21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shermaderma2803 as someone who's his share of retail i say thank you

    • @Kadeo-ms6qw
      @Kadeo-ms6qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I’m the ideal costumer, I don’t like people and avoid them like the plague. Even store employees.

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1574

    *"No No, Don't Make Me Do It, No, I Don't Want To Go Back."*
    When you go grocery shopping during corona, but you forget one thing.

    • @shaddowsdieout
      @shaddowsdieout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Me like 10 minutes ago realizing I forgot shampoo and conditioner.

    • @bkninja3172
      @bkninja3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Honestly, this is how it was before corona.

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bk Ninja I mean you aren't wrong there lol...it's still just a terrifying! 😂😂😂

    • @willtheshyguy
      @willtheshyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When you realize your job is an essential service:

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will the shyguy Oh my god lol! 😂😂😂

  • @kattyallialchemy5025
    @kattyallialchemy5025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love to imagine real employees running away from the customers and screaming for their dear life 🤣🤣

    • @rsmobyrd
      @rsmobyrd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We do 😂😂

  • @yo_skillzz4135
    @yo_skillzz4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    As jacksepticeye once said “trust me to break the game” he said this a couple years back in his dying light series

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    The only game where all of the customers are literally Karens

    • @beyondserpentine
      @beyondserpentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Why are you everywhere?! Stop following me-

    • @Sumbol7224
      @Sumbol7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache I subbed to you for the sole reason of that I see you on every I watch

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Found you.

    • @dorianrobinette9712
      @dorianrobinette9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh dear goodness now there's one with a mustache and a beard.

    • @aveteranweeb4188
      @aveteranweeb4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And let's not forget about Chads

  • @stefitansil6217
    @stefitansil6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Jack in 1st episode :
    “Oh yeahh.... oh yeahhh”
    Jack in 2nd episode
    “Noo.... noo....nooo”

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats the meaniang of ''It's easier said than done''

    • @janethedrawer
      @janethedrawer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      continuity

    • @sushi4o2
      @sushi4o2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally the first week then the second week of getting a new job.

    • @momsaccount9191
      @momsaccount9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at this point gonna be the 7 stages of something lmfao

    • @conjure76
      @conjure76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quite the character development

  • @tasiawickham1031
    @tasiawickham1031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    "Fecker" someone's been playing games with Kevin too much, I think

    • @mushroomfrog_7971
      @mushroomfrog_7971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seán has always said "fecker" tho-

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mushroomfrog_7971 Yea

    • @johnmills585
      @johnmills585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a thing us Irish people say too...

    • @AlqhemyA
      @AlqhemyA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johnmills585 r/whoosh

    • @Oisind33
      @Oisind33 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlqhemyA nah I mean I get the joke but we actually do say feck and fecker a lot

  • @wittymchitty
    @wittymchitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Jack at 1:48 :"Is this a British game?"
    Me: "That explains the teeth"

  • @lemonadewithstrawberries
    @lemonadewithstrawberries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    "Does anybody want these bones?"
    *Turg has been summoned*

  • @wingedtigress9752
    @wingedtigress9752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    “Does anyone want these bones?”
    Kevin would like to know your location

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      CallmeKevin

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hobbitman1041 No shit

    • @kymwise8604
      @kymwise8604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      B O N E S

    • @batterypwrlow
      @batterypwrlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He knows his location. Its Ireland. Kevin also lives in Ireland. They both live in Ireland.

    • @habeebhamood9021
      @habeebhamood9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queen Valencia I shit a lot...

  • @Cykoid
    @Cykoid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    3:40 laughed way too hard at that, the pitch change was perfect.

  • @scottypittman1
    @scottypittman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    pause it at 2:57
    when people say you can't hear photos.

  • @GokenTohsaka
    @GokenTohsaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Jack: it's good to be back in hell
    Me: save it for toss boy...

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I whould love it if toss boy visited my island and there is no sherry's

    • @sal941
      @sal941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bad day?

    • @GokenTohsaka
      @GokenTohsaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The_Pandaren_boi are you referencing one of my videos?

    • @caseybray9446
      @caseybray9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toss boy:what do you want bitch

    • @GokenTohsaka
      @GokenTohsaka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caseybray9446 lol

  • @smackmybuttandcallmepablo1802
    @smackmybuttandcallmepablo1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Let's all give a round of applause to Robin for the PERFECT editing on this and the previos videos

    • @some-dude-in-the-comments
      @some-dude-in-the-comments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dang, i was gonna comment the same xD

    • @koolkat8669
      @koolkat8669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love your guys names. A lesbian and That dude next to you

    • @koolkat8669
      @koolkat8669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Odd Upside-Down Rainbow love your name too lmao

    • @miikyman3724
      @miikyman3724 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut teh fuk u;p

  • @Eli-gq1qc
    @Eli-gq1qc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Is anybody going to talk about how his eyes are upside down in the thumbnail?

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Jack: You're just gonna come after me again, aren't you?
    Guy: *runs after Jack* Excuse me!!
    Jack: *throws box at the guy* Excuse you, indeed!
    I laughed so hard lol! 😂😂😂

  • @thisisgettingdum
    @thisisgettingdum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1170

    "Why did that baby look like a potato."
    Me knowing an Irish man can't resist potatos: "My God Jack what have you done!"

    • @koolkat8669
      @koolkat8669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Omg that took a turn

    • @bambimonstahh
      @bambimonstahh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      HE'S GOING TO EAT THE BABY

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@bambimonstahh By the Gods, that's horrible! What monster eats a baby raw?

    • @dorianrobinette9712
      @dorianrobinette9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think I interpreted this joke wrong. I thought the joke was that the baby was jacks and that he banged a potatoe.

    • @pennypinchingscrublord15
      @pennypinchingscrublord15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dorianrobinette9712 That's exactly what I thought XD

  • @jx3889
    @jx3889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Jack: why was that baby looking like a potato?
    Me: weren’t you a potato as well?

    • @embemmer
      @embemmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jack is an angelic potato. That baby is a demon potato. There’s a huuuuuuge difference

    • @moss_on_a_rock4587
      @moss_on_a_rock4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aren't you a potato man too?

    • @apple222sickly
      @apple222sickly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh hey there little potato man

    • @gamingdogs1417
      @gamingdogs1417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      :0 little potato man!

    • @TeamPlant
      @TeamPlant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You're potato man in paper please, you do realize that?

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    *"Leave It To Me To Absolutely Break The Game And Beat It Anyway."*
    -jacksepticeye
    Lol! 😂😂😂

    • @tiosevenstars
      @tiosevenstars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And what I love is that he also got the "not-showing text" bug, so it's okay to beat it with glitch if it's buggy anyway XD

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Handityo Suryo N That's very true lol...they have a lot to fix in this game, but I hope they don't fix it because seeing TH-camrs get frustrated at bugs is hilarious lol! 😂😂😂

    • @dominiquelamothe2425
      @dominiquelamothe2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whaaat how did you get 14 hearts from Jack?? You're so lucky 😭

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dominiquelamothe2425 I just commented a lot. I commented stuff that made me laugh, if I had something witty to say, if I agree with something, or if I find of quote that really inspires me... I don’t comment that much now though, so yeah! 😅

  • @grammarefabian24601
    @grammarefabian24601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    For the thumbnail, I thought “something is wrong with seán’s face..” then I realised he flipped his eyes upside down and I was like ________
    👃
    👁 👁

  • @jaceferguson3793
    @jaceferguson3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    in case your wondering "lester" the skeleton was in there for about 440 days!

    • @catphat7912
      @catphat7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      1year and 75days

    • @hrtdixon
      @hrtdixon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Nick gaming i did, actually

    • @channeloflifelol8181
      @channeloflifelol8181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Nick gaming Cool but did we ask you to comment? Did we ask you to take that type of time out your day? No so why did you do it? Huh? Why? I am sticking up for this guy because you think you're cool like every other person that makes those comments. So don't take time out your day if you can't respect someone. So learn how to not be an asshole

    • @kaydee9413
      @kaydee9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      A year, 3 months, and 16 days. What did he eat??

    • @undeadeliminator1391
      @undeadeliminator1391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      channel of life lol did I ask you to comment on him and before you ask me, yes I was asked to make this comment

  • @wonergie
    @wonergie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    * people keep annoying jack in supermarket *
    jack: *so you have chosen death*

    • @wrnul3104
      @wrnul3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sarahs bastard your pfp has my approval

    • @LRC.
      @LRC. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your pfp has my approval as well

    • @wonergie
      @wonergie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wr nul thank u 😂

    • @wonergie
      @wonergie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Liam Clements thank youu lmao 😂

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jack’s emotions at start of last episode: excited
    Jack’s emotions at start of this episode: H E L P M E ! **sobs**

  • @kaylananninga6432
    @kaylananninga6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    14:50 *breaks the game so he can put all the boxes into one aisle* "I'm having a great time"
    literally 2 seconds later: I hate this, the text not showing up! That's garbage!!

  • @Phoenix-pb4sm
    @Phoenix-pb4sm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    Jack : *Finds secret door behind a hole in the wall*
    Jack: *Doesn't try to open it*
    WHYYY?!?!?!??

    • @Tiger516funny
      @Tiger516funny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Because there is no way of actually opening it. The "secret ending" is fake.

    • @americanchicken9043
      @americanchicken9043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Tiger516funny but he didn't try tho ether

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@americanchicken9043 Cory Kenshin tried and you can't

    • @dorianrobinette9712
      @dorianrobinette9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've also watched a video debunking it. Although i've also heard the developer will add new endings, so it might become reality eventually.

    • @Twizzy911
      @Twizzy911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      because you can't

  • @firecatcher5168
    @firecatcher5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Jack: We're back, in hell
    My brain: Hel or Hell? This isn't Animal Crossing

  • @laraduette4512
    @laraduette4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Purchase...Purchase this diiiiiiiiiinahhhhhooooo!" So funny I couldn't breathe.

  • @speedrunnersfcone1614
    @speedrunnersfcone1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    2:44 he tricked me completely! I believed every second of it! He should be a comedian...
    Does he have 90 minutes?

  • @b0nel_
    @b0nel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Jack: breaks the game by accident
    Speedrunners: i see youre a man of culture as well

  • @tessajephcott4189
    @tessajephcott4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    You can get duplicate boxes to throw at the customers.
    "No. No. Don't make me go back, I don't wanna do it."
    Yup. That's me with the thought of going back to work after lockdown.

    • @notdarklord9227
      @notdarklord9227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whys there a jacksepticeye pfp next to ur name?

    • @Shadybat
      @Shadybat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not Dark Lord they are a member

    • @tessajephcott4189
      @tessajephcott4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@notdarklord9227 Because I'm a member of the channel.

    • @thepear4075
      @thepear4075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notdarklord9227 THEY CLICKED THAT JOIN BUTTON!!!!

    • @lukev108
      @lukev108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Memeeeeberrrr

  • @alaskagyal
    @alaskagyal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Glad to see that Jack is still as funny as he was years ago. Love it.

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    *"Clumsiness Pays Off, When You Have Fat Fingers And You Hit Everything At The Same Time Out Of Fear And Panic, Good Things Can Happen."*
    -jacksepticeye

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love how you capitalized every word except for the proper noun.

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wizzem It's not my fault, he made his name like that lol! 😂😂😂

    • @wizzem7890
      @wizzem7890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@colleenglanville8293 2 things.
      1: I never noticed that he doesn't capitalize jacksepticeye.
      2: You still aren't supposed to captialize every word though. Just the beginning one and any proper nouns (names, specific places, titles).

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wizzem I got you, thank you for the lesson! 😄😁👍

    • @colleenglanville8293
      @colleenglanville8293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dominique lamothe I have no idea, but I have since quit the habit of commenting so much, so you don't need to worry about seeing me comment as much anymore! 😄😁👍

  • @elizainfinite6325
    @elizainfinite6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    *FOOLS. BELL OF REVERSE EXPECTATIONS!!*
    Me: Okay.. So.. Thats the billionth bell name.. We need more.

    • @ColonelYeo
      @ColonelYeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Behold! First there was the Deck Of Many Things... now there is the Bell Of Many Names. XD

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Jack needs more bells so that he can have one for each.

    • @metalglacier9743
      @metalglacier9743 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do you need a "me:"?

    • @jannesvanquaillie9151
      @jannesvanquaillie9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can someone make a list of all the bells.

  • @alexxd3366
    @alexxd3366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "Who was the baby and why did he look like a potato?" Jack, you're discriminating against your own kind!

    • @Marz-bar
      @Marz-bar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GLaDOS would be so disappointed in him

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Potatoes eveywhere are offended

    • @hanaeve__
      @hanaeve__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tsk tsk tsk, disappointed.

    • @dropdead8945
      @dropdead8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, the baby is an insult to potatoes

    • @WorriedtheCircusDemon
      @WorriedtheCircusDemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For shame!!

  • @jimmyandyukonpro7346
    @jimmyandyukonpro7346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jack:the baby looked like a potato
    the baby lady:so u have chosen *D E A T H*

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *"One Of Those Paints Says Pain, Nice."*
    That's literally me lol! 😂😂😂

  • @sorinevarnfox2383
    @sorinevarnfox2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Jacksepticeye: Why does it look like a potato?!
    Me: It's Mr Potato Man's Son.

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait, Seán has a son?

    • @_owl_
      @_owl_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's Mr potato man from papers please amateur

  • @mustachepancake5037
    @mustachepancake5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Jack: Wants to beat the game
    Game: Duplicate boxes, no text, spooky music

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    jack in the first video: "oh yeah, OH YEAH!!!"
    jack in the second video: "no, no, don't make me do it!!!"
    just shows how quick until people starts to hate working at that store

  • @LHyoutube
    @LHyoutube ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I absolutely love that Jack has played all manner of horror games involving murderers, stalkers, aliens, haunted toys, demonic trains etc, and yet the thing he is still genuinely the most terrified of is demanding retail customers! 😂

  • @LowIntSpecimen
    @LowIntSpecimen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    9:56 one of the spray bottles says "you are a loser"

  • @KyoKunSohmaROXX
    @KyoKunSohmaROXX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sean: "I cant find your thing if I dont know what it is!"
    Retail workers worldwide: "I felt that."

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jack in the first video: "oh yeah, OH YEAH HERE WE GO!!!"
    Jack in the second video: "no, no, NO DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!!"

  • @heddja
    @heddja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    your laugh made my entire week, so thanks for that :)

  • @iamturtle9853
    @iamturtle9853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    At 14:33 can we all appreciate how adorable Jacks laugh is

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aww :)

    • @Splintz246
      @Splintz246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hes adorable in general lol

    • @shuu1599
      @shuu1599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Splintz246 You're right 😂😂😶

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes-

  • @aroalgezion5299
    @aroalgezion5299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Seán: Ok, I can do this!
    Jack: *a r e y o u s u r e a b o u t t h a t ?*

  • @TohriuFuzuki
    @TohriuFuzuki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me in a store would be looking at all the aisle tryna find what I need trying to not bother any staffs cuz I don't want to talk to anybody

  • @jessicaberchard2698
    @jessicaberchard2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as a former shelf stocker him just throwing the box at the empty shelf where items needed to be stocked while smiling going "I know how to do it" made me giggle WAY more than it should've

  • @fourteenfifty9750
    @fourteenfifty9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    Jack: “It’s good to be back in hell”
    Me: This isn’t Hel, Shari isn’t even here

    • @magicisrealxoxo2030
      @magicisrealxoxo2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Good point

    • @kaifuego2547
      @kaifuego2547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Alice Franks shari is everyone

    • @idk-iu8vn
      @idk-iu8vn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alice Franks I was going to say that

    • @cyasam_
      @cyasam_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes! lol

    • @justintime6242
      @justintime6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She was there you just didn’t see her.

  • @lilli554
    @lilli554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Is it just me or is Sean’s hair looking particularly good in this vid?? The shine??? Hello?????

    • @cassdelvalle
      @cassdelvalle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I saw it too 😂

    • @kaedenc395
      @kaedenc395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      honestly his hair looks very luscious

    • @waankerdanker
      @waankerdanker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one's staring at his hair like a weirdo

    • @arakewithinternetaccess4378
      @arakewithinternetaccess4378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cassdelvalle i "sëan" that

    • @quillcow
      @quillcow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@waankerdanker well, um

  • @baptisteramiro1918
    @baptisteramiro1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When you hear them say " EXCUSE MEEEEE !!! " run and hide in the staff only rooms

  • @colleenglanville8293
    @colleenglanville8293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    *"I Can't Go Get Your Thing If I Don't Know What It Is."*
    I guess that's what happens when you break the game lol! 😂😂😂

  • @gromp1847
    @gromp1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    “Who was the baby and why does he looks like a potato ?”
    Ironic because Séan IS baby ;)

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he is, i agree

    • @100notnormal
      @100notnormal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's a POTATO! get it right! 😋

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simp

    • @infamousdino5679
      @infamousdino5679 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      but yes, he is very much baby :)

    • @finn596
      @finn596 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you just call me a baby? :(

  • @connortolan-mask1737
    @connortolan-mask1737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Here’s a random thought, when Jack does is Funniest Home Videos, every time he slaps the white board and says “LAUGH” he should change it by writing and saying “Laugh” in a different language, but we have to guess it.

  • @zodiacfun4577
    @zodiacfun4577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how when he got fired, just about when the manager got him, an ad played.

  • @_astro.maxwell_8742
    @_astro.maxwell_8742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    JACK: speed is good
    Me: it's SPEED IS KEY

  • @Kaneki11706
    @Kaneki11706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    When Jack said welcome to hell:
    me: Tom Nook is around..

  • @ashleighzacharias4795
    @ashleighzacharias4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Jack: "Smash that like button."
    Me: "In the face, like a boss?
    No? Okay."

    • @Zenith7jpg
      @Zenith7jpg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i miss those days...

    • @yeetforce7218
      @yeetforce7218 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nostalgia

    • @needlestorm909
      @needlestorm909 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wonder if he'll ever do that outro again

  • @bens_bestie3592
    @bens_bestie3592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Me: what if it took people this long to ask for a manager
    Karen's: allow me to.introduce myself

  • @Sam_T_
    @Sam_T_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The intro is how everyone in the service industry feels whenever the day starts

  • @jimbo_jambo69
    @jimbo_jambo69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "Who owns that baby and why does he look like a potato?"
    Jack you're not a baby? Are you?

    • @ilyanwevers7093
      @ilyanwevers7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NOOB

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, he IS babey-

    • @Scheemar
      @Scheemar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s the father

  • @shadouwww4421
    @shadouwww4421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    6:35 we almost had a perfect metal scream.

  • @cadendybowski40
    @cadendybowski40 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The amount of joy in Sean’s face after he broke the game

  • @mog7997
    @mog7997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:05 me trying not to go to school

  • @angele2370
    @angele2370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Me: *eating a bacon cheese and egg sandwich*
    Jack: 19:17
    Me: *chokes*

    • @jean-pierrebee1551
      @jean-pierrebee1551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha lol :D

    • @laylamarchand1972
      @laylamarchand1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That sounds like an awsome sandwich

    • @popcornhair6584
      @popcornhair6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually had one too. I couldn't stop laughing. 😂

    • @gusbrooks4422
      @gusbrooks4422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'd literally JUST got done eating one of those

    • @neonthehybrid8047
      @neonthehybrid8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jean-pierrebee1551 I had that for breakfast 20 minutes ago xD

  • @MrMr-te4tw
    @MrMr-te4tw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Sean: Is a potato.
    Also Sean: Makes fun of a baby for looking like a potato.

    • @Xavier-hs7cv
      @Xavier-hs7cv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Takes a potato to know a potato

    • @LanceAntisin100
      @LanceAntisin100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      he didn't say it's is ugly

  • @DFHui
    @DFHui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Who was that baby? And why was it looking like a potato?? WAHHHHH"

  • @seanmuffin1461
    @seanmuffin1461 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m convinced that the glitches are intentional. All I do at work is make one task last as long as possible until the day ends. Also with the invisible text glitch some customers are like that. They don’t/can’t tell you want they want and then get mad that you don’t know what they want.

  • @AGlaxx
    @AGlaxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Trust Jack to find some hidden room no one wants to go through in a supermarket

  • @darkm007
    @darkm007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    12:21
    Jack: "This is so broken"
    Spiff: "I feel a disturbance in the exploits"

    • @tomenant718
      @tomenant718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yorkshire Tea will always be on top

    • @zackfair1572
      @zackfair1572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perfectly balance with no exploit whatsoever.

    • @bensnow421
      @bensnow421 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this Spiff exploiting us all to spread his message

    • @andregon4366
      @andregon4366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spiff already feels a disturbance when Jack talks about coffee.

  • @princey_06
    @princey_06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    People at the back in the front of the the store be like: “You now i had to do it to em 👁👁”

  • @imk4lli
    @imk4lli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a person who’s worked in retail, I can confirm that every shift was exactly like this.
    The amount of boxes I threw at people trying to get me to find their baby was tough.

  • @CanyouhelptheseLittleCatsgetsu
    @CanyouhelptheseLittleCatsgetsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    Does anybody want these bones?"
    Turg has been summoned

    • @Sarah-sv7xt
      @Sarah-sv7xt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you got 1

    • @dingus6605
      @dingus6605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Turg? Turg.

    • @Knoebhady
      @Knoebhady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Turg is love Turg is life

    • @hyperpvp8823
      @hyperpvp8823 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sarah-sv7xt your name has been completed

    • @zahando8186
      @zahando8186 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TURG

  • @blimbloomflimflam7799
    @blimbloomflimflam7799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    This game :"Exists *"
    Curved Edges :" Ight imma head out"

    • @straivalist8281
      @straivalist8281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Minecraft: Am I a joke to you?

    • @averagemilffan
      @averagemilffan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@straivalist8281 entity shadows: am I a joke to you?

    • @IceDudeLikesIce
      @IceDudeLikesIce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fake pubg for kids: am i a joke to you

    • @straivalist8281
      @straivalist8281 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@IceDudeLikesIceIsen't pubg in an of itself for kids?

    • @IceDudeLikesIce
      @IceDudeLikesIce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@straivalist8281 well kinda but there is a shittier version of it

  • @Wyrrlicci
    @Wyrrlicci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have literally never see a more accurate simulation of working retail

  • @jackat4
    @jackat4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Fun fact: The “D.I.Y” sign sometimes changes to “D.I.E” like here: 5:55

  • @AmuletRebel
    @AmuletRebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    9:56 I noticed the spray bottles say "Kill them now" and one says "You are a loser". That's terrifying but also I'm positive that's not even scratching the surface of a retailer's dark thoughts.

    • @bigress4300
      @bigress4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AmuletRebel which one says “You are a loser”?

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All of the ones with labels have an odd one out that says something depressing. For this specific one the "Kill them now" isn't an easter egg or anything, it's just a morbid name in general for a cleaning product (I assume 'them' refers to germs).

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ndzhelin2651 hi your comment was posted 31 seconds ago

    • @mobilegamer5465
      @mobilegamer5465 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok that’s weird

    • @jrcspiderman2003
      @jrcspiderman2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mobilegamer5465 did you kill Lois yet lol

  • @christashajohnson6612
    @christashajohnson6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Did anyone notice the cleaning spray says “kill them now” at 9:54

    • @christashajohnson6612
      @christashajohnson6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hay Mak'd yea probably so... its just funny and unexpected lol

    • @christashajohnson6612
      @christashajohnson6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hay Mak'd yea probably so... its just funny and unexpected lol

    • @warlockguy42
      @warlockguy42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It'a bug spray -_-

    • @christashajohnson6612
      @christashajohnson6612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      warlockguy42 oh the box says cleaning so I thought it might’ve been cleaning spray 😊

    • @warlockguy42
      @warlockguy42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christashajohnson6612 anti bacterial spray maybe?

  • @nichole.b6833
    @nichole.b6833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:49 TAKE HIM

  • @ShinyRowletGuy
    @ShinyRowletGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Me: I am a happy boi
    Depression: 10:50
    Me: I am a sad boi
    Meme time: 10:50