Happy's Humble Burger Barn

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  • Whatever you do, do NOT take a job at this burger place. You will really regret working at Happy's Humble Burger Barn
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +14201

    Hit dat like button if you also never get scared by games! 😎

  • @vixenflame
    @vixenflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7429

    Jack is nimble
    Jack is quick
    When Jack is scared
    His voice becomes 75% more Irish

    • @kaizooooo1
      @kaizooooo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      Rhyme 100

    • @train123z
      @train123z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Absolute bars

    • @mallgothgf
      @mallgothgf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Vixen Flame jack flash sat on a candle stick cuz... fire is the devil zone me friend...

    • @70kTeeth
      @70kTeeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      His accent gets thick

    • @vixenflame
      @vixenflame 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@mallgothgf r/ihadastroke

  • @tacticalrover6428
    @tacticalrover6428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10076

    I love how the graphics suddenly improve when the “simulation” is over, suddenly becoming very realistic. So cool

    • @jj_but_on_youtube
      @jj_but_on_youtube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      "The best day of your life was in a simulation running at minimum capacity"

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Epic

    • @minecraftegg3607
      @minecraftegg3607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@jj_but_on_youtube I see you are a fan of Rick and Morty as well

    • @marwan4358
      @marwan4358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was about to say that XD

    • @nicholasrolo886
      @nicholasrolo886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jj_but_on_youtube Wage Slave gets both minimum wage and minimum capacity

  • @zandriabates8268
    @zandriabates8268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    I work in fast food and we usually say "And can I get you anything else" to confirm when people are done ordering, right? Well we legitimately have a regular customer who always responds to this with "Yeah, I just need your soul". She does that EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE ORDERS. I've been working there for nearly three years now, and she routinely asks for her cashiers soul with her meal.

    • @jetnagle8610
      @jetnagle8610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      do you have a go-to response to it by now?

    • @presleyhanzlik2588
      @presleyhanzlik2588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I have friends that would say “sorry but I don’t have on it.”

    • @visib_uncomfy
      @visib_uncomfy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that sounds fun

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As soon as she says that I would pretend to have my soul ripped out of my body, she’ll either be impressed or terrified but either way she got a soul

    • @johnthedork723
      @johnthedork723 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Iconic

  • @ashleykwena4931
    @ashleykwena4931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    Love how when Jack said "I'm not above throwing hands" the music immediately kicked up
    20:35

    • @yessily
      @yessily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      𝙡𝙢𝙖𝙤

    • @dwagn1702
      @dwagn1702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That's how ya know he's a legend

    • @presleyhanzlik2588
      @presleyhanzlik2588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It’s like the game is saying “come at me bro”

  • @blackcock3799
    @blackcock3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    Jack: “I have never been scared of a game”
    Also jack: *screams while throwing out the trash”

    • @ronancummins7229
      @ronancummins7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      EAT YOUR CEREAL

    • @MasNas624
      @MasNas624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      reminds me of SpongeBob running and screaming to take the trash out in the hashslinging slasher episode.

    • @ronancummins7229
      @ronancummins7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jack acts like squid ward pretending it’s not real but later shits his pants

    • @Wren_C
      @Wren_C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jack screams at everything. Whether its out of fear or not.

    • @lastsingeralive5705
      @lastsingeralive5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wren_C so true. Its like his best quality

  • @VleesetendPlantje14
    @VleesetendPlantje14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3242

    “That might just be the scariest thing I’ve seen in years. And I own a mirror” I felt that, F

  • @jarekhartwell6235
    @jarekhartwell6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "Never touch an Irish mans boom box"
    I feel that you shouldn't touch an Irish mans anything

  • @mhanerd2652
    @mhanerd2652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Jack: Welcome to hippy hoppy boopy boo, hippy hoppy bunny bois, humber bumper doopy doo, herpers hampers bickle bam, bumpy bumpy boogie baby, happy humpy birthday bois. Me: Couldn't have said it better myself.

    • @carlagechas5001
      @carlagechas5001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's happy humbles burger barn

    • @katereeves4664
      @katereeves4664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Welcome to Helen's Udders

    • @Kirbythealien
      @Kirbythealien ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@carlagechas5001 No really?

    • @Oscarthefluff12
      @Oscarthefluff12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *D E A T H B A R N*

    • @Dans849
      @Dans849 หลายเดือนก่อน

      HAPPY HUMPY BIRTHDAY BOIS 💀

  • @kay878it
    @kay878it 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3344

    I'm at my boyfriend's house right now, staying on his couch and his mom comes from the other side of their house (its not big but there are two of them) and asked me if I was watching jacksepticeye. She is a fan. My boyfriend doesn't understand us

    • @chillpotato2685
      @chillpotato2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Ur lucky,one time i was spending the night with my girl at their house,the bluetooth headset suddenly died and i have my Phone on the highest volume,then jack screamed so loud that you could hear it all the way from mars.
      Their family was looking at me weird,her mom ask me"what were you watching?"
      Then i said"potato"

    • @storm7364
      @storm7364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Gwendel Dela cruz HAHAHAHHAHA

    • @HeartBreakQueen94
      @HeartBreakQueen94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Marry him. Not for him. But so that BOSS is your mother in law.

    • @flowersforrobbie
      @flowersforrobbie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lucky, my mom is just like “wtf are you watching” and I’m just like y e s

    • @AllWillFail
      @AllWillFail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sounds like a cool porn intro

  • @FallenCreature1997
    @FallenCreature1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    I'm literally wearing yellow pants as he said "it takes a confident person to walk around in yellow pants". I appreciate the compliment

    • @lev164
      @lev164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      DoryS ur pfp is _perfect_ for this context

    • @maggiesteenkamp8786
      @maggiesteenkamp8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You go girlfriend( sassy clap)

    • @hqrtmaxv
      @hqrtmaxv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well l mean you have all might as your profile pic your clearly stylish

    • @user-wk4bx1xy6p
      @user-wk4bx1xy6p 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baduy amputa

    • @vit8131
      @vit8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im not gonna like this just bc its at 420 likes

  • @yessily
    @yessily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    6:15 - Welcome to Happy's Helper.. Burgjsjsoal bAr-
    7:11 - Humpy Bumpy Boogy Baby!
    7:47 : Hippy Hoppy Boopy Boo!
    9:14 : Happy... Happy... Birthday Boys!
    12:04 : Hippy Hoppy Bunny Boys!
    12:37: Humper Bumper Doopy Doo!
    13:11 : Herper's Hamper Binkle Bam!
    16:25 : Hi! Welcome to-
    𝘿𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙝 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙣!
    17:23 : 𝙃𝙞! 𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙃𝙚𝙡- 𝙃𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙣'𝙨 𝙐𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨

    • @dannic6326
      @dannic6326 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how he doesn’t even try to pronounce anything right 😂😂😭

  • @zuriwilliams1349
    @zuriwilliams1349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "There's heifers EVERYWHERE!"
    WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

  • @spicytrash4569
    @spicytrash4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    “Don’t touch an Irish man’s boom box” is rule one of becoming McC

    • @chaosgaming1743
      @chaosgaming1743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 You have violated a law of The Irish

    • @lastsingeralive5705
      @lastsingeralive5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 whoa whoa whao what you think you doing?!

    • @creativename2683
      @creativename2683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!

    • @WhyNot.2
      @WhyNot.2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218
      RIP bro you dead.

    • @jessesanders3191
      @jessesanders3191 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hoshihoshikirakira5218 so you have chosen...death

  • @AnimeboyIanpower
    @AnimeboyIanpower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3810

    I have a feeling that when Jack gets TRULY frightened by a video game, he begins to speak straight Gaelic.

    • @Jeffrydounut
      @Jeffrydounut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Probably

    • @driftteamleader3470
      @driftteamleader3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dia duit!

    • @peterdaxon8558
      @peterdaxon8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@driftteamleader3470 Dia duit! Conas tá tú?

    • @driftteamleader3470
      @driftteamleader3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Godhawke Animations Dia is muire agat! I’m fine, Conas ata sibh?

    • @peterdaxon8558
      @peterdaxon8558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@driftteamleader3470 I'm fine, go raibh maith agat!

  • @iamcorgi._.6887
    @iamcorgi._.6887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I like how he says that a game hasn’t scared him in years but he gets terrified at placing trash in the dumpster.

  • @akaYatte
    @akaYatte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Sean: "That's the real danger!"
    Sean: *HEARS VOILENT BEES SOUND*
    Sean:
    Sean:
    Sean: "Actually, nevermind. Whatever's making THAT is!"
    Laughed so hard XDD

  • @thegongoozler5920
    @thegongoozler5920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Game: Manage the customers that come in
    Jack: “Am I allowed to kill them?”
    Please, never let this man work as a restaurant cashier.

    • @austinallen6419
      @austinallen6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He would be perfect for Wendy's

    • @dexus_1722
      @dexus_1722 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @peanutthelion815
      @peanutthelion815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seriously, and the orders. "I would like one burger, please" the literal dream.

    • @SonicDestroyer12
      @SonicDestroyer12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not until he can see McC at least.

    • @Dazyhead
      @Dazyhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      let's be honest, customers have it coming

  • @lucki_8052
    @lucki_8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    So I noticed that most of the “scares” happens when Sean makes a Happy’s. Deluxe..........

    • @lexnardone5602
      @lexnardone5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's the scare?

    • @lukev108
      @lukev108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darkness

    • @lukev108
      @lukev108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or a whopper....

    • @lucki_8052
      @lucki_8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shasta Nardone it’s not much scares as to lights going off, loud noises and the background changing

    • @meepnope4389
      @meepnope4389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Roblox Game Featurer whoppers are terrifying 🤢

  • @holygrailforedgykidz4511
    @holygrailforedgykidz4511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The way he says "I'll be right with you" when he takes out the garbage warms my heart for some reson. And the scream after makes the wholesomeness funny wholesomeness.
    Funsome.

  • @nowinsertmemehere6403
    @nowinsertmemehere6403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “I have the attention spand of a beef patty” i have never heard something so relatable

  • @cultured2535
    @cultured2535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    1:12 "I have glasses to hide against the scares"
    Really? Mine force me to see them better.

    • @naenae602
      @naenae602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol same😅

    • @janicesanchez7422
      @janicesanchez7422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shame I wear contacts

    • @blorbb._
      @blorbb._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuckin hell

    • @darkbolt9568
      @darkbolt9568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah you guys just bought the wrong glasses/contacts. You see you WANT your glasses to blind you so you don’t see the petrifying pictures of horror games! Jack is completely blind throughout the entire video!

    • @tintin.9832
      @tintin.9832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “oops, I accidentally rubbed my lenses with my fingers, now there is smudges on my glasses.”

  • @ananonymousperson8429
    @ananonymousperson8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    Sean: “I’ve never been scared by a video game”
    *Minecraft has joined the call*

    • @tricklewickle
      @tricklewickle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cave sounds right... It's the cave sounds.

    • @christina3537
      @christina3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Flashback to jack screaming like a girl when he was trapped by a creeper with the irish lads

    • @ananonymousperson8429
      @ananonymousperson8429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christina Rodriguez I love his girly scream

    • @icerator
      @icerator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Watson Scott test joined the call*

    • @onepunchman4719
      @onepunchman4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is incorrect jack recently played the house in the forest which scared the %@$& out of him

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "You can't be putting dead dogs into the start of this"
    Araki: How bout I do anyway?

  • @hispanicchad8393
    @hispanicchad8393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    17:57 *throws customer his burger*
    *spawns 38 titans*

  • @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728
    @caniwasteallyourtimeherein9728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    For those who have heart condition this is a list of potential jumpscare, consider me your guardian angel.
    5:33 otis making his debut.
    10:56 brace yourself...... Otis again.
    13:59 blackout.
    14:37 otis had enough of his life on the barn.
    17:57 prolly the most scariest one in this vid but spoiler spoiler it's just a bunch of titans, it's creepy and trippy at the same time.
    25:47 siren head and loud noise.

  • @littleredgaming6240
    @littleredgaming6240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1421

    Jack: "I'm not above throwing hands, I will punch someone, even if it's a kid."
    *Jacks hands are rated E for Everyone *

  • @geminidreamst3874
    @geminidreamst3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Jack: Is that a dog?
    Me: It's a deer.
    Jack: Is that a dead dog?
    Me: It's a deer!
    Jack: You can't be putting dead dogs in the beginning of this!
    Me: IT'S A DEER!!

  • @jcatdubs7243
    @jcatdubs7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    17:55 , I have never seen someone go from so exited to so scared so fast

  • @mikotomisaka8714
    @mikotomisaka8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Sean: "I've never been scared by a video game."
    Me: *looks at outlast series* Everything I know is a lie.

    • @Charlotte-111
      @Charlotte-111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi Misaka! I love how you use your power to the best of your abilities. You're very smart

    • @valk5028
      @valk5028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was straight up acting all this time

    • @kalosssbm1477
      @kalosssbm1477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woooooooosh

    • @Carts7
      @Carts7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dont forget visage

    • @tarakas9916
      @tarakas9916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, you got a hearth from Sean
      Congrats

  • @YojimboJames
    @YojimboJames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2323

    Nobody:
    Jack after working at Happy’s humble burger barn for 4 years: “Hey there! Welcome to Hadnibnqsjiasn”

    • @dylanischillin2079
      @dylanischillin2079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      James Slomian Hi! Welcome to afuckinghellthatwerestuckinforeverandcantgetoutpleasehelpmeimcryingsomeoneplease!

    • @AnimeboyIanpower
      @AnimeboyIanpower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@dylanischillin2079 Hi, Welcome to
      wakemeup(wakemeupinside)icantwakeup(wakemeupinside)saaavemeeee-!

    • @ssickavie
      @ssickavie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dylanischillin2079 hello welcome to iamobsessedwithveryproblematicandfuckedupthingslikeserialkillersandaveryproblematicmangacalledkillingstalkingwebothneedhelpsavemeplease- HAHA

    • @nayardrox4782
      @nayardrox4782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dylanischillin2079 Welcome to *m*

    • @dylanischillin2079
      @dylanischillin2079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nayardrox4782 yes m

  • @Oscarr_Official
    @Oscarr_Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    19:18 wtf is that cashier t-posing? XD

  • @spoon.doggle5506
    @spoon.doggle5506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i love how jack is terrified of the cows and i just think of cross sans 🤣

  • @jademoreno7838
    @jademoreno7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Why Jack Shouldn't Be a Cashier:
    1. "Am i allowed to kill them?"
    2. "What is wrong with ur face!!"
    3. "Welcome to hippy hoppy bunny boys"
    4. Takes peoples money without serving them

  • @abhimanyusharma588
    @abhimanyusharma588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    "I've never been scared of a video game,"
    Also Sean: Jumpscared when a tree grew in front of his face in minecraft

    • @evilmushroom291
      @evilmushroom291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro nice comment 👌

    • @anthonylomeli9272
      @anthonylomeli9272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@evilmushroom291 nice reply bro 🤙

    • @jiddyfiddycrazy7288
      @jiddyfiddycrazy7288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anthonylomeli9272 Nice reply to his reply dawg 👏🏾

    • @gregkaz123
      @gregkaz123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jiddyfiddycrazy7288 nice reply to his to his reply 👏

    • @narcissisticnuggetsyt
      @narcissisticnuggetsyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JiddyFiddyCrazy nice reply to his reply of the reply bro 👌

  • @warfour1261
    @warfour1261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    I’m so triggered at the fact jack never turned on the lobby lights

  • @yourweirdplant
    @yourweirdplant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "That might be the scariest thing I seen in years, and I own a mirror"
    *Ooh, self burn, those are rare*

  • @emilybonnell5859
    @emilybonnell5859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1920

    jack trying to say "happy's humble burger barn" gives me "merry christler" vibes

  • @joelinbrown9792
    @joelinbrown9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    It bothers me that the burgers don’t have cheese on them.

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no sauce either

    • @princessego5568
      @princessego5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Damn like slap a Kraft slice on that bitch PLEASE

    • @xofreality681
      @xofreality681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cassualtea2040 that burger hella dry

    • @angrydemolitionman8195
      @angrydemolitionman8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s a burger not a cheese burger

    • @xenvid
      @xenvid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *s H o O k*

  • @rebekah4761
    @rebekah4761 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    19:32 "In emergency, push bar to open"
    Jack: *pulls door open

  • @chico_chic5758
    @chico_chic5758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do you think Sean realized he referenced Attack on Titan outside. 😂 20:28

  • @ZeroDurability
    @ZeroDurability 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    "I'm being attacked by inanimate objects." Don't worry Jack, I once got assaulted by a welcome mat during a hurricane.

  • @Diego-ii1tx
    @Diego-ii1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    Jack: “it’s very late. Why am i working at this hour?”
    Night/early morning shifts: Am i a joke to you

  • @magicsasafras3414
    @magicsasafras3414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "NEPO coom on in and get your juice"-
    jack 5:56

  • @504nars
    @504nars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The energy jack brought on this vid was just different 😂

  • @feburaey
    @feburaey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    Jack: I’ve never been scared by a game.
    Me: *presses x*

  • @lassliegen
    @lassliegen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    imagine going to this place in the dead of night, you're the only one there, it's crawling with rats and weird cow mascots and after the only employee screams "i'll be right with ya!" you hear their muffled voice from outside going "is that mars?" lol
    this cracked me up for some reason

    • @ririsumurasaki5244
      @ririsumurasaki5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @moxie7652
      @moxie7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't even read your comment cuz I just saw twenty one pilots logo .... that's great

    • @Lucina_247
      @Lucina_247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg if someone could animate that I'd love that! 😂

    • @snerfol6388
      @snerfol6388 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love your pfp

    • @Lucina_247
      @Lucina_247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      snerfol . png mine? If so thank you ! :)

  • @Kul3girl
    @Kul3girl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    20:41
    Jack: “I will punch someone. Even if it’s a kid!”
    Me: “Especially if it’s a kid!!!”

  • @phychwolf7842
    @phychwolf7842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    When all the faces popped up at the end of the simulation, I was just waiting for Jack to make an Attack on titan joke, and I feel like he missed the perfect opportunity

  • @ClaudiaFerreira-nq4fl
    @ClaudiaFerreira-nq4fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Jumpscares (more like Jack being a baby)
    11:00
    13:59
    14:38
    17:58
    25:47

    • @msa6662
      @msa6662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thank you

    • @joemyslime9688
      @joemyslime9688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A LIFESAVER THANKU

    • @ddd7291
      @ddd7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      BLESS

    • @ddd7291
      @ddd7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      CAREFUL SHES A HERO

    • @eireannpower2340
      @eireannpower2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PREACH

  • @lilkat6314
    @lilkat6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "I've never been scared of video game."
    *stares at camera like Jim from The Office*

  • @ryandevan2793
    @ryandevan2793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:07 that’s not a time card that’s a old school computer punch card.

  • @sackfu7952
    @sackfu7952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jack: Has made a living for years getting scared at things
    Jack nowadays: I was born without the part of the brain that produces fear. Never in my life have i ever gotten even a little scared for a second, my iron will is infinitely unbreakable.

  • @evnoteve5269
    @evnoteve5269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +591

    I love how he said he never got scared by a game and everyone is just coming for him in the comments

    • @crowsoto9612
      @crowsoto9612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      they out here callin him out

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Even robin called him out-

    • @poppypinktv
      @poppypinktv 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too 😂

  • @im.melancholy7964
    @im.melancholy7964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Sean: “I’ve never been scared of a video game.”
    Me: *flashbacks for Fnaf jumpscares* “Are you sure...” (As in when he played them and he may not have been, but he sure acted like he was.)

    • @willowdraws1303
      @willowdraws1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheAnnonYmous RiceCake
      *Lets fix that with a controlled shock.*
      Seems Eggs Benedict is not
      remembering his greeny boi days.

    • @noobwastaken5646
      @noobwastaken5646 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      KEVEN BREEMAN FUCKING AGAIN???

    • @ultragaminggod199
      @ultragaminggod199 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kevin Breemans BanYakFans I don't want to not look
      So
      Yes'nt

    • @Liam-ut1zh
      @Liam-ut1zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/wooosh

    • @thedanceofitaly2170
      @thedanceofitaly2170 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flashbacks to outlast

  • @nomad3641
    @nomad3641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The riff throughout this game when he went in the tunnel is badass

  • @djdragon1304
    @djdragon1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    17:00
    Baldi: Wow! I’m impressed! This burger looks so great!

    • @poppypinktv
      @poppypinktv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Baldi 😂😂🤣

  • @mafraldinha25
    @mafraldinha25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    I love how the graphics COMPLETELY changed once we find out we were in a simulation

    • @lunarainbow152
      @lunarainbow152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HOLY SHIT YESSS I FUCKIN LOVED THAT

  • @Bitch_Scotch
    @Bitch_Scotch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    don't worry guys the noise is just "the hash slinging slasher." nothing to be afraid of here.

    • @owah
      @owah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @WILBURCULT
      @WILBURCULT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Deku be talkin bout SpongeBob--

    • @anthonysimpson01
      @anthonysimpson01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      you mean the hash pinging trash slinging slasher?

    • @Bitch_Scotch
      @Bitch_Scotch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sorry my mistake SpongeBob-Senpai

    • @anthonysimpson01
      @anthonysimpson01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Bitch_Scotch nah your all good

  • @codllama8753
    @codllama8753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Actually, bellas "dads" truck is technically bellas. It was a birthday present from her dad and his friend I'm town. So in all reality, its hers.

  • @Av33ryy
    @Av33ryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how his accent comes out more when he is scared. Its adorable 😍🥺

  • @zoexzebra2583
    @zoexzebra2583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Jack: thats a nice name : happys humble burger barn
    Also jack: welcome to humpy bumpy buggy baby

  • @aidia9211
    @aidia9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    “This is the scariest thing I’ve seen in years... and I own a mirror” -Jacksepticeye 2020

  • @jashinsdisciple8512
    @jashinsdisciple8512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    18:30, some real attack on titan shit

  • @CL1MB3R_RAHHHH
    @CL1MB3R_RAHHHH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jack: these are not the buns that i've been tryna grab, y'know?
    Me: LAW & ORDER SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT

    • @trapper_6485
      @trapper_6485 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly it made him seem pretty weird

  • @kaileo8535
    @kaileo8535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Jack: "I've never been scared from a video game."
    Me: *flashbacks of 3 scary games* Are you sure Jack...

    • @shadowx1232
      @shadowx1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kai leo a long time ago he made a whole comp of him getting scared shitless 😂

    • @rubbers3
      @rubbers3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even Subnautica!

    • @darraghoshea6294
      @darraghoshea6294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he means *literally* shit your pants scared

    • @deadmemes4188
      @deadmemes4188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      details, details, lad.

    • @vinneythe14th68
      @vinneythe14th68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Usually I don't do this but, r/woooosh

  • @spoopyblogs1741
    @spoopyblogs1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    As someone who works at a fast food restaurant I must say how accurate this is

    • @megamood1009
      @megamood1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ah yes, I too randomly summon demon spawns around my restaurant on a regular basis. Glad I'm not alone 😂

    • @lokkeshsakthii6866
      @lokkeshsakthii6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea sure just an everyday job with Satan himself😂😂😂

    • @spoopyblogs1741
      @spoopyblogs1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lokkesh Sakthii just a normal night shift at McDonald’s

    • @lokkeshsakthii6866
      @lokkeshsakthii6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spoopyblogs1741 awesome

  • @DoflamingoApologist
    @DoflamingoApologist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    18:50
    What people see when going outside in Attack On Titan

  • @Mystereed.
    @Mystereed. 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The emergency push door opening towards you absolutely grinded my gears. 19:31

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Jack: “I have never gotten scared at a video game”
    Me: *[slams head through wall]* “Are you sure about that?”

    • @Moshyman
      @Moshyman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      U have a hard head

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A DarkKnightwithaBrightHeart I have been told that on occasion, yes

    • @xbreakthr0ugh598
      @xbreakthr0ugh598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jumpscares don't count as being scared

    • @joshuadaniel5490
      @joshuadaniel5490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im just thinking about all those times he has played horror games

    • @lolpoco9878
      @lolpoco9878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha funny

  • @chloeurban8748
    @chloeurban8748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Sean: “I’ve never been scared from a video game”
    My brain: *plays a little slideshow of all the times he’s jumped and gotten scared from a game*

    • @xbreakthr0ugh598
      @xbreakthr0ugh598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jumpscares don't count to being scared

    • @GoWoahBro
      @GoWoahBro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Simulacra tho he actually got scared from that

    • @RabbitsFunWorld
      @RabbitsFunWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Subnautica

    • @icandostuffp7456
      @icandostuffp7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GoWoahBro that's what I was thinking!

    • @--Rye--
      @--Rye-- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GG m8

  • @aidanbarnard3914
    @aidanbarnard3914 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that Jack consistently re-names the Resteraunt and doesn't even try to get it right makes this video so much better

  • @CallMeBungus
    @CallMeBungus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    17:47 literally the best part of the video.
    From 0 to 100 real quick

  • @whitewarrior0296
    @whitewarrior0296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Are we just gonna ignore the drastic jump in quality the game took when you enter the Paragon facility? That honestly took me by surprise.
    Also, I think that an eye should be kept on the studio. Judging from that ending I'd say that they're prepping for something, a bigger overarching project.

    • @gutzbin
      @gutzbin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That caught me off guard too

  • @allivairsomething8258
    @allivairsomething8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Why is no one talking about how the graphics improved when he exited the simulation?

  • @vanguardiris3232
    @vanguardiris3232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gosh, I would love to see him play a full length version of this

  • @GooTheMighty
    @GooTheMighty หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man, the twist of this first Humble Burger game is SO GOOD. To take what looks like a simple Mascot Horror game and suddenly twist it into a breaking simulation where the non-simulation of the monster is WAY WORSE, is so unique!!!

  • @sogesunkun9671
    @sogesunkun9671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    14:00 Jacksepticeye throws burger at customer's face
    *Restaurant's lights turn off*
    The Manager: FIIIIIIRRRREEEEEED!!!

  • @daleharden1749
    @daleharden1749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "These aren't the type of buns I'm tryin' to grab, you know? Y'all with me?"
    I am, Jack. I typically prefer a brioche bun with my burgers.

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Assbun

    • @redhood8749
      @redhood8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what are thooooooos

    • @goosedotjpg
      @goosedotjpg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao, that is exactly what I thought when he said that!! I thought of brioche buns!

    • @crayblox1154
      @crayblox1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yooo I love brioche

    • @kennethwilliams6916
      @kennethwilliams6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretzel buns are good as well! But I also love potatoes bread! And sour dough, normal buns with the sesame seeds are fine as well.

  • @messerschmitt7240
    @messerschmitt7240 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tape in end taught us something , it taught us to be always kind to everyone.

  • @kamilnawrath3974
    @kamilnawrath3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:58 jack: tries to manage the restaurant
    a cow: *turboprop noises*

  • @tdthedestroyer1232
    @tdthedestroyer1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    12:52
    What do u say?
    "FEED ME THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT!"
    "A bagle"

    • @sasunakalista412
      @sasunakalista412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Him" no A souls of innocent"
      Me: so...... Two Bagel?

    • @hopepapernacky
      @hopepapernacky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marcos Rodriguez
      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!

    • @theabandonedaccount1264
      @theabandonedaccount1264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That *is* what the devil would say of he went to a fast food restaurant.

    • @meaghan1051
      @meaghan1051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Noooo!!
      Two bagles

    • @cchorizo
      @cchorizo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO
      "two bagles"

  • @aspin_
    @aspin_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    “Woah there’s a plane in the sky”
    No I thought they would be underwater

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They're submarines of the sky

    • @gustavochavez3220
      @gustavochavez3220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duddridge1 haha your so funyyyyyy

    • @Vaguer_Weevil
      @Vaguer_Weevil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gustavochavez3220
      Haha so are youuuu with your *July 69* joke

    • @absilint1318
      @absilint1318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There are more planes underwater than submarines in the sky

    • @icandostuffp7456
      @icandostuffp7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@absilint1318 ur not wrong

  • @jennagivens2938
    @jennagivens2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how when he couldn't remember the name he made up some random name like *"hi welcome to humper bumper doopie doo"*

  • @crustywaffle001
    @crustywaffle001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The hash-slinging slasher should’ve been the villain

  • @amososososos
    @amososososos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Jack: I’ve _never_ been scared by a game before!
    Literally everyone in existence: 👁👄👁

    • @plaidanemone6168
      @plaidanemone6168 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm surprised that every comment hasn't said this its like if he were to say he never played happy wheels.

    • @amososososos
      @amososososos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TripleBloodyG I get that it’s a joke. this comment is nothing but a joke you mutant dumpster rat

    • @krithikavinod8844
      @krithikavinod8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@amososososos "mutant dumpster rat" I love that. I'm gonna steal that 😂

    • @mohamadavicena4852
      @mohamadavicena4852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      vvnvthenv

    • @callmeshadow4923
      @callmeshadow4923 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just thought of the first simulacra

  • @rottytopszombiewaifu5249
    @rottytopszombiewaifu5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Still waiting for Jack to finally play the full game, Happy's Humble Burger Farm.

  • @FriendliestDude
    @FriendliestDude ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:48 Welcome to hippy happy booby boom!

  • @comediansbyaccident5377
    @comediansbyaccident5377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Customer: orders something
    Jack: WHERE IS EVERYTHING
    Customer: The frick he doin over there

  • @katielowrie3352
    @katielowrie3352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I love how the customers were just walking around in the darkness because jack didn’t turn on the other set of lights 😂

  • @yeetusfofeetus2141
    @yeetusfofeetus2141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jack: saying he never gets scared in video games.
    2 minutes later: HOLY MOTHER OF JOSEF

  • @nickboben7995
    @nickboben7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:54 plot twist: the burger went so fast that it transported jack to an alternate universe.

  • @mahmoodahmad5621
    @mahmoodahmad5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Jack to customer: Here shove it in your face.
    Customer: *So* *you've* *chosen* *death*

    • @jennamaughan0392
      @jennamaughan0392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's spelt "customer"

    • @mahmoodahmad5621
      @mahmoodahmad5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jennamaughan0392 Sorry for that and thank you for that 🤗

    • @XLA-Archives
      @XLA-Archives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mahmood ahmad edit the comment

    • @mahmoodahmad5621
      @mahmoodahmad5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XLA-Archives I've done that already

    • @XLA-Archives
      @XLA-Archives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mahmood ahmad oh alright, it didn’t update since I was probably typing this while you edited that 😂👍

  • @rozz_raven
    @rozz_raven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    Jack says he not scared
    Me: *starts playing his resident evil 7 videos*

    • @IbanezDom
      @IbanezDom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally said the same thing

    • @neby394
      @neby394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *pulls up his really old fnaf videos*

    • @rozz_raven
      @rozz_raven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *pulls up his 6 year old short inde horror game playlist*
      Here we go again

    • @XLA-Archives
      @XLA-Archives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *pulls up his DI-*

    • @matthewrhett2319
      @matthewrhett2319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *pulls up his Simulacra videos*

  • @brunoguerreiro4570
    @brunoguerreiro4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:32 he was serving baldis right there and dindt even notice

  • @starsoforionofficial8798
    @starsoforionofficial8798 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:26 me using the electric toothbrush making weird noises in the mirror in the mornin

    • @Rogue_Sniper
      @Rogue_Sniper 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me listening to the tiktok sound that makes KSI laugh

  • @readthecomic7946
    @readthecomic7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    *Jumpscares (including times jack just scares himself...):*
    9:34 Gets scared by the sound the garbage makes when he throws it away (happens a few times afterwards)
    10:12 Door closes by itself, also accompanied by strange noise
    10:54 Gets scared by the cow
    13:57 Customer disappears and whole store goes dark
    14:35 Cow taking an order at a burger place???
    14:50 Not really a "jumpscare" but weird noise starts to be heard...
    17:54 HOLY MOLY jumpscare, scary ppl outside windows ee
    19:05 Shaking and then environment change
    19:40 Jack literally just scares himself wut???
    20:21 Random people at the end of the hallway (not sure if this counts so putting this in anyways)
    25:44 Noise makes Jack trigger is "Fight or Flight" response
    26:28 RIP
    If I missed anything, tell me!

    • @lilymarie8644
      @lilymarie8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thank you!

    • @da1mx433
      @da1mx433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks dude!

    • @epic.6608
      @epic.6608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This dude- he's a true bro.

    • @shart-in-my-heart
      @shart-in-my-heart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are a _life saver_

    • @imdrum6881
      @imdrum6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks buddyyy 💛💛 u the real deal

  • @Luke-809
    @Luke-809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    I have never gotten scared by game ever
    5 minutes and 35 seconds later: *gets scared by a comically large cow that says “neeeeeeerd”*

    • @engineergaming3418
      @engineergaming3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U liked ur own comment
      F

    • @skeletalsquid6804
      @skeletalsquid6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@engineergaming3418 you were born
      F

    • @engineergaming3418
      @engineergaming3418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@skeletalsquid6804 u bullied me F

    • @apag764
      @apag764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      captain gamer I’m just here F

    • @salty5364
      @salty5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apag idiot F

  • @Erfan5577
    @Erfan5577 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    16:53 Boy that does not sound like one person clapping, it sounds like one person CLAPPING

  • @tsdrv
    @tsdrv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    happy's humble burger FARM seems so much better. i mean the elements in it are just amazing. it has a whole new restaurant cooking area and another employee, video tapes, other stores, an apartment, exploding thingys and the list just goes on. i clicked on the video expecting that if jack plays that itll be a lot more entertaining for us all and most likely him too. please play happy's humble burger farm!