Putin's Linux Distribution: Putinix
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มิ.ย. 2024
- Have you ever heard of a Linux distro that knows everything about you but you know nothing about it? Meet Putinix, the Russian distro made by the one and only Vladimir Putin.
This distro features a search engine called DMITRI, which states that if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear. DMITRI runs inside of Vlad Browser, and there is nothing you can do to stop Putinix from spying on you!
Putinix comes equipped with poisons and nerve gassing agents, so you better be careful about what you do & say with Putinix!
THIS IS A PARODY VIDEO, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!!!
Least deranged Linux user fanfic:
Dude this is supposed to be hilarious if you take humour seriously or support Putin then you can go scuk his llabs
@@technoWZ5598 i always knew linux was a shadow-funded russian psyop...
@@technoWZ5598 but this wasn't even funny at all. gotta step your game up if you want something to be "hilarious".
Usually, I hate computer-voiced videos. Here, however, it suits well. The voice is totally on par with the graphic design.
Well, from now on Debian based Astra Linux will be known as Putinix
Never thought Putin has a computer science background
It's AstraLinux actually what they use
Still better than the Jewinix os’s we have here in the states.
lol
Lolz. But seriously, Astra Linux is Russia’s true imperial Linux
LOL ☠☠
Should I make a Putinix V2? XD
@@technoWZ5598 Definitely 🙏🙏
@@LifeloverX I'll have to think about it. Got lots of projects in my mind at the moment. Currently planning on getting a Galaxy S2 for a follow up video to my S3 video, and I have lots of other things underway
@@technoWZ5598 I understand, take your time pal 👍
@@LifeloverX Thanks so much for your support! I appreciate it. There's lots more great stuff to come