A Judge Ruled Trump Can't Block People On Twitter Anymore
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 พ.ค. 2018
- A court ruling will prevent Trump from blocking Twitter users from following his account.
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Wasn't unsecured emails a HUGE talking point about why Hillary Clinton wasn't qualified to be president during his campaign? You couldn't let him talk for more than 10 mins without him bringing up her e-mails.
Captain Falcon ;;)) shhhhh nobody needs to pay attention to the REAL world ;))))))
Oh don’t worry but her emails is still going strong on Fox. Together with Obama, Benghazi and Mueller it’s their whole weeks programming. Add in Uranium one for a little variety, but that’s a little too debunked to run with except if they need something in an emergency look squirrel situation.
Lol Ivanka and Jared sold our country out for Israel. Jared cares way more about fucking Zionist settlers, and not our own struggling Americans. Ivanka used all of her fundraising money for her pre-administration events and gave it to rich wealthy Israelis. She could have given it to homeless vets, but Trump's family embraces Zionism. Such a traitorous family.
Nadia Riky They are traitors and absolutely un-American.
Captain Falcon
I think you should take Trump’s hypocritical a** to Final Destination, Cap. He should show you his moves, and show us his tax returns and emails.
I wonder what the percentage of leaks are coming from his unsecured phone.
jillibeens57 Interesting 😑.
Thank you, Mr. Colbert, I really enjoyed this segment, I need a laughing surge in between the crying jags!
By the way…there was nothing in the food. Nothing to induce anger. That’s my secret.
2:16 I love how the cat's badge photo is the same photo in which he's wearing the badge. Dumb little detail, but that made me laugh
Build a firewall around Trump's account and make Twitter pay for it.
Genius!
KingOfMadCows No. Make trump pay since he is so in favour of walls.
KingOfMadCows: Remember, you can't spell Twitter without Twit.
How about throwing Trump against a wall of fire
KingOfMadCows now that a good one to funny
So our national security is "too inconvenient"?
ER... BENGHAZI
For real, what an unparalleled douche
Buttery Males
well atleast he's honest for once our national security clearly is inconvient towards him
gigi stoner bc they'd find his connection to Russian interference in the elections.
An old dog who pays for tricks. LOL
AThagoras,
Rumor has it that he's not quite housebroken yet.
So when Hillary does she should go to jail, and when he does it’s “inconvenient” lmao. America down the hole.
Noir Rain ..🇺🇸💩🚽👎
My left ear loved this video. 5/10
19thHour haha .. cut the right one off
fucken tops
Tamara Thompson
I second that motion.
you sir are the best
I thought it was just me, lol
His phone is insecure? Wasn't that the chief complaint about Hillary's email server???
Why are you using common sense? Did you forget who we're talking about?
Oh god, Jon is adorable
"Who let the dog out, woof woof"
1:44 Awwwwww... How ADORABLE was Jon's "Who let the dogs out - woof, woof" in the background there! :,D
So workers lost their legal right to contest arbitration rules in employment contracts this week, but we do get the right to read tweets. Justice system made a funny. Lol
highonsmog not really funny.
Pro tip: when applying a screen protector go into bathroom and turn the shower on full heat, the humidity will clear the dust particles out of the air.
Kevin Stapps
well damn. apparently the real LPT really IS always in the comments. even when the comments aren't about life pro-tips at all. doing the lord's work. 👍
Kevin Stapp This is actually brilliant, I thought this was one of those gag life hacks like putting jalapeno slices on your eyes to remove bags... But the logic checks out.
Yep. That's what my husband does.
LOL Your husband puts jalapeno slices on your eyes?
Dave Rhoden
🤣🤣😂🤗 I wanted to write that.
So many levels this is brilliant.
Always nice to set an example in court isn't it.
I love you show ..I can say ..your show is making me not feeling lonely in this world ... thanks a lot Stephen .. you re the best ..
"... Should be sufficient to change behavior."
Yeah, 'cause putting a rampaging toddler in the corner works like a charm.
"Adorable" would not be the word I use to describe that judge. Delusional would be the kindest description I could manage.
Nope.
Of course in this case it would be more hoping the rampaging toddler see's the error of it's ways on it's own and puts itself in the corner.
Toori Baba
I scrolled by and was gonna leave it alone, but integrity is a harsh mistress...
why do you feel the need to be a complete and unmitigated bitch? Who hurt you? I’m sure there is a family member or friend close that can give you a hug. Your comment is evidence of a person to high strung. And this negative energy you put into the universe will only pay dividends of negativity. Maybe try empathy or at least sympathy. If it doesn’t make you a happier person, those who live around me with you, will like you a whole HELL of a lot more.
Zak H exactly eh. The second he said the word ‘snowflake’ I was like lol right he’s one of those people 😂😂
you dont even need to log into twitter to read any tweets . the block is for posting not reading.
Johns “ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” at the end was the best part lol
Baptiste’s ‘woof woof’ at 1:45 😂😂 gold
why is this only in my left ear
Oh thank god my headphones are not broken, its happening to everyone!
same here 😫
actually, Mike Tyson came into your house and bit off your right ear.
I'm sorry for your loss.
He got a taste for human flesh and secretly never stopped.
I hear in both but it's distorted.
Braedon Merwin it’s not the video....
The moment you realize Twitter is more powerful than the President of the United States lol
GoFlowLo no it really isn’t
dastardly dan caesar chan Cut him off from it and watch how quickly he crumbles.
GoFlowLo Sad, very sad.🤗
untseac Why would it be illegal for anyone to block on Twitter? Regular citizens seem to be beyond the scope of this ruling.
untseac They're only a public forum in regards to government owned accounts. Private accounts are still private. Trump's account is only under scrutiny because he does use it as a voice for his office. If he'd kept it separate from his job, or even created a second account to use as the Presidential one, this might have been dealt with differently.
"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, especially when he is a dog who pays for tricks" 😂😂
He had blocked me from commenting on his tweets. Today... his feed looks much more like the America I know and love.
Remember when Hilary Clinton used one phone because it was more convenient?
so why was Trump so mad about it?
Butter emails
You mean the regular citizen, Hillary Clinton, Non-President? Yes, SO FUCKING WHAT? Some useless smokescreen backwards-facing shit right there.
Wasn't that The End of the World??
Kleavers yes but right now they are talking about trump not hillary.
".. No.. no.. re-write this. Not so many big words... Add a few more exclamation points.... Make this bit more disjointed... How many drinks has Miller had? * looks at watch * Ok, It's past noon, he should be pretty wrecked.... When you're done, give it to him to type, and we should be fine."
New Message: ...... and would it kill you to throw in a few emojis!?
+Timothy McCaskey Trump uses emojis? I don't remember ever seeing any, but then again, I try not to keep any more of Trump in my head than what's absolutely necessary.
DAT DAT DAT...
nice one NM. on a side note, how proud are you that your efforts here seem to have spawned your own personal team of russian trolls? it's like they have given up on defending trump (not too surprising), they've mostly given up on bashing colbert (haven't seen a "he's a pedo" post for many months, guess that turd wouldn't stick to the wall), so all that's left is attacking the commenters. so congratulations. i wonder how long it'll be before they get assigned to trolling kingofmadcows as well.
Chonk Monk
Who hurt you? Show me on the doll where they touched you. WHO TOUCHED YOU?!?!
“You’re adorable” 😂
*"truly feeling Dot Dot Dot"*
Hahhahahahaaa
To be perfectly honest there is no phone without a microphone… :D
I like to think if someone hacked his phone they would just immediately combust after they see the way he eats his cheeseburger in bed while he struggles to hold up his coke with his tiny hands* breathes*
Dot dot... Dot dot dot
Always the best part of his monologues
It'd be such a shame of someone at the FBI "accidentally" used a rootkit" for his phone such that it "just happens" to crash when it's turned to tweeter.
*Who let the dogs out, woof woof*
haibozo Karem hey! There's a crack in my phone!
haibozo Karem the russians
This man is funny, I like the punch lines
uzinigerdelta thats because you properly have your head attached to your shoulders, and a fully functional brain. Sadly this is far more rare than it should be in America.
True it's sad for America but thank God for guys like this who put the truth out there. If all news came from Fox news more people will be brainwashed by now.
uzinigerdelta : 🤖
Oh yeah I am pissing in m pants LOL.
Funnier on the old show. Have the audience applaud after every line is like a political rally, not comedy.
Stupid gate! Yeah you are calling it stupid gate
That was the smoothest "Woof woof" I've ever heard.
I think they underestimate the effect of subjecting someone like trump to online trolls.
I am willing to troll.
Trump IS the troll
dastardly dan caesar chan: Yeah that Cyberbulling platform of Melania's worked wonders.
Normally I would agree, but unfortunately Trump either doesn't read, or doesn't comprehend half the things he reads.
doesn't even need to be trolls, just being exposed to honest, down to earth people with real stories of hardship & how he is hurting not helping them as president will break him, He's used to complete control & will lose it without - which is good :)
Wow...
Thank you!!!
"....especially when he's an old dog who PAYS for tricks!"🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I'm blocked by every single Trump family member on Twitter which is weird since I didn't even waste a single tweet on Eric. Only Melania hasn't blocked me and I'm pretty sure its cause I'm Canadian and she'll be looking for some safe houses soon.
SportTalkForDummies
gotta have your safe space. . .
Oh, you can still tell the difference between The 45th and his bots.
Real Trump uses dot dot dot dot dot, the others don´t because they refuse to be THAT stupid.
His Twitter minions don't shoot him in the foot.
I’ve actually noticed that the real Trump wasn’t writing some of his tweets, but I thought that was his Lawyers typing. I always get those soulless machines and bots confused.
Yes, it was pretty obvious that the on-message, coherent tweets had been ghostwritten.
Truly a great show, Stephen!!🏆🎖🏆🤣🤣🤣❣
Stephen Colbert is a GENIUS!!!
1:44 "They love a dog. Who let the dog out? Woof woof."
I love you jon batiste
Wait, so those random occasional not-totally-insane Tweets _weren't_ Trump? What a huge surprise that no one saw coming.
Googlefluff857 not ALL of them
I kind of remember times when one party couldn't shut up about one politician using private email server and citing security reasons... But that must have been ages ago.
No more twitter twatting!
The most powerful man in the world,that was when we had a real president,we don't have any president right now.
Trump. Is. President.
dastardly dan caesar chan yes but he's the worst.
dastardly dan caesar chan that’s not a president, that’s a C-list celebrity game show host con artist with dirty hookers hanging off his pecker and Russia on the phone. That’s why he can’t have it secure, then his boss Putin can’t run the US from “over there”.
no privacy
Not elected..... affirmative action.... he came in 2nd place
no privacy
What could "The Dems" POSSIBLY have to make excuses for in relation to Dumpy Trump? You're trying too hard to force a centrist position. Two party systems have been recognized as farce for way longer than America has even existed. Let's not act like people are that easy to polarize: the only people who simply identify as one or the other have a bigger problem... no critical thinking skills.
Trump may not follow the order but you'll be damn sure Twitter will follow it. He will soon learn Twitter has more power than he does! Lawl!
Exactly. I worked as a computer programmer for over 30 years before I retired. Call center workers do not have super digital powers, but there are Twitter programmers who do have Twitter super powers. They can unblock all the users who Trump has blocked. Probably a simple command to unblock all at once; they would not have to unblock them one by one. OMG, I miss being a programmer. The power to do things was so satisfying. Solving and debugging problems was a like a game with real life, real time, results. Are there any working programmers reading this out there? Don't you love your job?
Anno Domina
So sorry, isn’t that Trump NOW?!
Until trump changes the law!!
Anno, can't wait to see him throw a tantrum at twitter & find a "technical fault" suspends his account for a few hours as a nice little wake up call to him to play nice or they will take his platform off him, knowing full well he is hooked & needs them now & won't leave & it will just gain them more attention & users :)
Carol, according to the ruling, they don't have to unblock past blocks though do they? So will they? I'm assuming they will enforce future non-blocks & if so, the easiest way to do so I would guess would be through an added line of code or something to his account to permenently unblock all, which would be even better - if he breaks the law & blocks, then he is suddenly hit with ALL his past blockings returned as a "reward" lol
he's the best. he makes me sit still for information on what usually has me running out the room screaming. if we don't educate ourselves (by way of media??), we wont be able to affect change. so it's important that somehow I get this run on of awful news day after day into my realm so that I might understand what's happening, so that I might be able to involve myself to help support all efforts to solve it. it's a confusing time where most of the news is so horrible it's nice to have a brilliant comedian being the sugar to give us our medicine, and all the while empathizing with us as the audience or jeez, just decent Americans, trying to get through this b.s. Thank you Colbert.
He blocked me 2 years ago. All I did was write a haiku about his small hands.
My poor left ear.
Nendra Primasta Aren’t you supposed to be at Fox? Your Fuhrer gave you orders.
No; don't get me wrong, I mean it, the sound in this video is really hurting my left ear. I'm wearing headphone and the sound is not balanced between right and left side. Because it's not like the other videos.
Is it only me? Or the rest of you is experiencing it, too?
4:45 How nice of Jon Baptiste to step on Stephen's joke. It always annoys me that they keep his mic on but this time he actually told the same joke that Stephen was going to tell. TURN OFF JON'S MIC!!!!!
It’s a shame that our judicial department , which is already backed up, is being used to make rulings on such stuff as this!
Did anyone else catch the "they love a dog...who let the dog out woof woof" hahahaha
heh. that is incredibly insulting. the people ghostwriting for him make themselves sound dumber so it sounds like him. sure, most are just using him for their own goals but do the people who work for him even respect him at all?
Or themselves?
No.
No they do not.
Not if they're smart enough to string together unbroken sentences before breaking them to imitate that old donkey.
Time to troll Trump now woooo
nya can’t troll the troll
Oooh yes you can😈
Try him
We the people.....accept
......everything!!
@old dog who pays for tricks. I just spit coffee all over my monitor.
Shame, although I wanted to get blocked on Twitter by him...
I don't know how I'm NOT blocked by him. However, William Shatner blocked me after I complimented his taste?? lol
Trump should be careful with cats writing his tweets, they have their own agenda, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders could soon be replaced by Press Secretary Mittens. #Meowmeowmeowmeow
stone1andonly
sounds like a plan .
If only we could have Keyboard Cat play Trump out of office...
So in the US the folks at the mobile kiosk don't put in the protector for you? In Canada when you buy the protector they always offer to put it in for you.
Damn you The Late Show! I spent this entire video trying to figure out why the audio in my headset was coming in stronger on my left than my right and it was your video! lol I was like... damn it my headset is broken... oh no, its just this video.
The audio is off in this. Heavy left side and distorted right.
Glad I'm not the only one experiencing that, I thought my headphones were broken.
It's like politics!
All the truth and facts are left when the right got hacked.
Jon B...do less.
"You're adorable"
So cute Stephen
It's "Stupid Watergate", Stephen. John Oliver gave it that name, use it!
Trump (so sad)
Should turn off John Batistes mic
Ha ha haaaaaa! Ew, oh boy, eyahhh! Tee hee hee, oh you got that right, yeoooow!(Jon Batiste)
Gideon Martins I know what you mean, but to me he adds pure joy.
but i think he did good on this one
"...Who let the dog out woofwoof"
2:16 Kitty looks like the Cheeto and Chief..
Judge also ruled Trump is not to cock-block anyone
3rdsun Star well he cockblocked his supporters thanks to them being trump supporters
President Snowflake finally standing up to all those online bullies. All thanks to Melania's anti-bullying campaign no doubt.
The audio balance on this clip isn't centered.
How is that ok to not be allowed to block people...
Get to work, 4chan.
Wait... every phone has a microphone...
Making calls without a microphone would prove slightly problematic
Who let the dogs out woof woof 😂😂😂
Please, oh please---somebody hack Trump's phone!
Damn it. Stephen don't make that "you're adorable" face again. That was too much to handle.
some people eat while watching your clips.
Americans sheeesh....smh
In the book Fire & Fury....the story is told that after inauguration, advisors began to read the Constitution to him....after 5 minutes, he got up & walked out.
*who let the dogs out WooF woOF* LMFAO
"He's an old dog that pays for tricks" is the finest example of irony from American media this year.
Adrian Colley Another Fox News brainless zombie. Exactly how do you find it easy to believe an entertainment channel posing as a news channel that sued for and WON the right to lie to you and was forced to put up disclaimers before programming that state “for entertainment purposes only” so they don’t get sued (yet again) for misinformation? Look it up, it actually happened. And you still believe them after that? Talk about an easy mark!
Someone should hack Trumps Twitter account and then tweet 'Drinking Red Bull really gives you wings'!
Thousands of braindead Trump supporters would drink Red Bull and immediately jump out of the window, believing they will really fly and get hurt or killed as soon as they hit the ground.
That way America would truly become a little bit greater. 😁
Maybe you’re the one that should jump out a window. The emails and the cloud people it all makes sense read 1983. Get redpilled bitch
Serienjunkie 007 I can just see it now millions of people jumping out of their trailer windows. LMAO!!!
Trailer park massacre! 😂🤣☠
dastardly dan caesar chan What is 1983?
Dave Fenza Trailer park massacre. Lmfao.
dastardly dan caesar chan
Oooooo, the ol Pee Wee Herman "I know you are but what am I" comeback????
You sure have a revealing obsession with pills too.
Sad!
For those who couldn't stand the left side only audio do the following (for Windows 10):
1) Click on Start (the Windows icon in the Taskbar) and click on Settings (the cogwheel on the bottom left of the Start menu)
2) Click on Ease of Access
3) Click on Audio
There you can toggle the audio to "mono" under "Turn on mono audio". For ease of use in the future, you can left click on Audio on the left side to pull up the option of "Pin to Start" which selected will pin it to your Start menu; now you can turn mono on or off easily. Remember to turn "mono" off later after you are done with annoying TH-cam videos with one side only audio.
Attention late night talk shows.... Either get Right or get left.
Covfefe is a lie!?
NOOOOOOOOO!
That was the ONE good thing he gave me and it was a lie!
SliverTheSpoony01 lower taxes and less immigration for a start.
With all due respect, I don't count lower taxes for corporations as a win. And I'm going to assume you mean less illegal migration.
But yes, in making a joke, I was totally looking to have a serious political conversation at 5:44am.
Please excuse sarcasm, It's 5:45am now.
Jon is an amazing musician, but please get a new sidekick. His comments are out of place and make no sense. @thelateshowwithstephencolbert
wow, that was a good and genuinely laugh i have all day
I am reading this after what happened yesterday with comedian pretending to be Menendez
Proved once again that Trump functions at preteen level, and subpar one at that.
ThewayICit don't insult pre teens
LOL a Young Sheldon joke? gotta love CBS shamelessly self-promoting their failing TV shows
Your writers are amazing. I want to write for you.
I toldga'll he doesn't write most of those tweets... when it uses "BIG WORDS"... it ain't him.. LOL
You saw trump's tweet on news everyday, so what if he blocked you.
Pastghetti - you’re completely missing the point.
affenket is he I mean there is more than one way to see a tweet
dastardly dan caesar chan
But there’s only one way to directly respond to it.
Exactly.
Probably not first
yeh...you beat me. bravo sir, bravo
1:44-1:47 Maybe he should leave the talking to Colbert.
worrying too much is not healthy . but I am f...ing well concerned !