A spicy cat named Mayonnaise
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Haha Mayonnaise, cute name 😊
We need more mayonnaise.
Where is Moutarde?😊
"Although his warcries make it seem like I'm murdering him, his raised buttocks suggest the undeniable pleasure." Best quote of 2021.
It was most definitely *chefs kiss* PURRfection 😻😹 (I’m so sorry I’ll see myself out now 🤣)
"...this king lays down and enjoys his majestic blow-out." also feels a bit cheecky.
Pulled straight out of your favorite yaoi light novel.
I read this right when she said that
@@joaorosado3318 I was wondering what it reminded me of 😂😂😂
He's meowing like you're torturing his family right in front of him
He's beyond dramatic 💀
You said that backwards. Here I'll fix it for you.
He's meowing like you're torturing him right in front of his family.
The amount of bots in this reply section is astonishing
His family and the next 4 generations following!
@@Kevin-wh4zi Yeah, they been hitting a ton of my favorite channels hard lately. I’ve never reported so many comments in my life!
I've read that cats generally don't meow at each other because they prefer to communicate by low-frequency sounds, and they realize humans don't hear those so they meow at them specifically, so every single meow was directed specifically at Vanessa, every one of them a tailored "pls die" just for her, and I think that's beautiful
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
This isn't entirely true. It's a relay thing. Some sounds have different meanings than others. Low-frequency sounds I'd imagine are less threatening, but also harder to hear at a distance. Close range greetings. Cats communicate a lot with body language as well, so they don't meow for that reason as well. While yes, they have developed their meows mostly for communication with humans, a lot of Mayo's sounds in this are sounds of distress, not hostility. He's calling for help, not making verbal threats. I'd assume the help calls are aimed at his people, hence the volume of some cats' loud "death cries" they're sounds of "HELP ME, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A PREDATOR"
To clarify, it's not until the brush comes out that he starts actually making verbal threat sounds.
I'm fucking crying
I laugh uncontrollably at Mayo every time, his little war cries are just hysterical - like sir, you are fine
Even though Mayo likes getting groomed, as a cat he is contractually obligated to protest his treatment.
Haha I said similar!
Just like all cats
Poppy however considers her supreme beauty to put her above the law XD
Pretty sure it’s illegal for cats not to scream when threatened with a bath.
Jesus the bots are crazy here
“Fine but I’m gonna complain the whole time”
😝😝😝
He's actually so well behaved apart from the shouting.
Exactly!
@@LUNA-fx2ud what the hell does "body:colder" mean
Here for some comic inspiration, or just for the cuteness?
I’m really glad I’m not the only one who meows back to cats
Sure, but then you have to wonder, "what did I just say?"
I feel like the cat would be like, _the Hell, are they making fun of me?_
who else is rewatching mayo anyway even though his vet bills were all covered 🥰
me ^.^
Just hope he is feeling better :D
He's actually a very good kitty, ranting a lot but didn't show any sign of agression
This is the least spicy Mayo that Has appeared on this channel.
I don’t know, those death stares are illegal in 13 states for a reason.
not spicy enough :)
He's a cat that's gradually giving up and accepting grooming as a fact of life
so basically a husky
I think I know why this channel was initially made: to prove to her neighbours she is indeed not torturing any animals, they are just being dramatic fluffs
And we cat owners have probably all been there. Closing the windows in summer when trimming claws for fear the neighbors suspect you of torturing the cat.
And Mayo is the fluffest.
@@hd-xc2lz trimming cats claws is not a good thing. Makes them feel anxiety and less able to defend themselves. Scratching is a very important thing for cats. Invest in some scratching posts and leave their murder mittens alone
I quite agree!
@@garysanders8350 I get what you mean, but in this case the claws were trimmed for grooming. Although maybe the groomer should invest in protective clothing!
He’s blinking (cat kisses), giving the butt and screaming at you all at the same time. He’s truly confused 😂
I love how when she says “You’re being dramatic”, he immediately meows under his breath, as if to say “Fluff you!”
He wears such a scowling face, even when everything is okay with him. He doesn't seem to scratch or bite, but his howling is scary. He did look very handsome afterwards!
My cat would be the same way…love every minute but complain just because he can…I think it’s a cat thing
@@buffya8012 One of my cats sounded like this just in her carrier in the car going for a drive. Just howling like she's being murdered. 🤦
Cats like to pre-complain... just in case.
@@Ad_Inferno oh mine too! He hates the car,especially if he can’t see out the window!
Not a handsome cat at all
I've never seen a cat simultaneously so calm about being bathed and so furious. He screams like you're murdering him but he barely moves the whole time.
Right?
Exactly what l thought! :)
the real menace.
In the last vid, Mayonnaise was described as a "very lazy cat" so it makes sense he doesn't put up much of a fight... or risk getting completely shaved again.
Moving would mean unnecessarily exerting himself, and clearly Mayonnaise is all about conserving energy.
He’s not just Mayonnaise, he’s “aioli” mood.
I love how he just stands there yelling his head off, he’s so full of it 😂 mind you, I’d be full of it too if I was that cute!
He looks like a king, but then I remind myself he's named Mayonnaise. I love cats with ridiculous names.
I wonder why they named him Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise with a side of Sriracha. 💕💕💕
Dear Mayonnaise (Dear Majesty) heehe
My sister named her cat Soybean. She’s a very distinguished lady so I call her Miss Soybean
@@annemusekamp336 Why?
Imagine you're waiting in the next room for your pet to be groomed and you just hear someone angrily yell MAYONNAISE
I am literally deceased 💀🤣😂
Followed by a angry cat-scream!
XD I'm dying
😭😭
@@Kairos_Akuma 😂
You said I didn’t need to watch this to replace the ad revenue, but I’m going to watch this on repeat because you deserve as much as you can get for saving Mayonnaise
Our family watches this episode of Mayonnaise over and over, in the car waiting for school to open, before dinner, after dinner… it STILL brings us to tears. We love your content. Thank you for bringing laughter and enjoyment to the world. 🐈💕
I love how he’s so conflicted: simultaneously plotting your demise while enjoying parts of the groom. His bowtie is adorable.
I will end you...just after this warm air massage
That's whats commonly known as a cat
I have a cat like that. Sometimes she's conflicted about the way she's being held. She wants to be babied with attention by me whenever she can get it, but she wants it very specifically on her terms and favored positions.
His fur grew in so nicely!
Gemini lol
The raised butt says he's enjoying his bath, but the screams of agony are to ensure any other cats waiting their turn that this is surely where they've come to die.
My God,,that reminds me of when I went to the hospital to have my daughter...I stepped off the elevator and heard 10 banchees screaming blue murder....I was like dude there is no way in hell I am going in here..he knew I meant it too...look of death in eye...I caved in
😂😂😂
'he had a few things to say about his butt brush' is not a sentence i ever expected to hear in my life.
I just get a huge kick out of how he talks back. Every time she says something, he responds. And the tone in his meows is just hilarious. I like this cat.
Mayonnaise: “I HATE THIS BUT PLEASE DON’T STOP!”
Sounds like hentai
@@mastermenthe you’re done. You’re done
@@mastermenthe OUT 👉🚪
@@mastermenthe hey the door is over there,You can leave 😊👉🚪
@@mastermenthe u have been banned from the mickey mouse club for inappropriate behaviour. *O U T*
"Are you peeing...? I smell pee..."
Mayonnaise: karma stinks 😾
I'm dead 😹
@@sheciche9550 eww stop
Mayo is filled with piss and vinegar apparently 🤣
At least he peed in the tub where it would wash down.
How is your comment 1 hour ago when this was made 36 minutes ago
@@kyleecoburn4255 rounding up?
Get well soon, Mayo!
What a dramatic but otherwise quite well behaved kitty 🥰 He complains a bunch but takes everything like a champ.
considering how much he sounds like he’s being tortured, he’s surprisingly calm this time!
That's what I was thinking!!
Strangely sounds human. Wouldn't be surprised if she gets visits from the police. XD
@@cinnamoon423 almost like a human baby
Shows he's getting more used to grooming
Lol!! He is a prince!! Lol his verbal response wasn't measuring up to his licking!!
Mayo seems like a total sweetheart that just complains a lot. I'm sure he's thankful for all of the mats that get removed.
@OPEN PAGE,,,, 👇😍 on god?
2:55 Majestic
I am so glad that this will not be the last time we see Mr. Mayo. I am happy he is recovering.
“Not So Happy Hoodie” sounds like what a parent calls their emo child’s outerwear.
🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀
Good one!! 😆😆😆
Mayo actually love getting groomed- he does have to maintain his reputation as a cat however.
You are so right
So true
how do you know that the cat likes to be groomed.... I have cats and that is the sound of a pissed off cat
@@MsJimmysgirl well he keeps leaning into her touch and isn't trying to actively fight the water nozzle-- so it's not so much pissed off, it's more like he's just unsure how to properly react
Plus him rolling onto his side and letting the blow dryer dry his tummy shows he doesn't hate it lol
@@MsJimmysgirl Hate to break it to you but that's an afraid cat, not a pissed cat
Mayonnaise has become my favourite repeat guest. Though I'm surprised every time you survive the meeting.
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They’re always so cute when they’re angry.
I can’t believe you regularly get to bathe Fizzgig from the Dark Crystal.
It's really great. I think you like to take care of animals. I also promote how to protect animals
😂🤣
That’s a violation
Hi Tom! How are the Runaway guys?
😄
He's not spicy, he's just a drama queen. If you had pulled my cats tail up and brushed his bum, he would have taken your arm off. Always surprised by how calm these cats are.
Salty Mayo?
They're calm because anything that *isn't* that calm will (rightfully) be toted off to yours truly at the vet for some night-night juice. [lol]
Yeah, I don’t think my cat would be this calm. When she’s done, she’s had enough and you will know when she’s had enoufh
He's right up there with the huskeys.
The husky of cats
Sending love and well wishes to Mayonnaise for a full recovery.
Love that instead of violence, he just *screm*
He’s so well behaved for a cat, it’s astonishing. He may have a few rotten things to say during the process, but it didn’t look like he was going to maul your face at all. Maybe he was screaming because he thought you were going to full body shave him again? Hahah
He really is very well behaved for a cat actually! I happen to have a cat I named Jasper too! 👍💖😸💖
thats a great xat right there
"I am bathing him today in our tearless shampoo."
Mayo: AND I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART WITH IT!
Lol!
😂😂🤣
Oh there will be tears...lmao
You need to fight Mayo! Your owner, your groomer and the rest of the world need you! ♥
Get well Mayo! ❤️❤️
The way he screams and looks around like he can’t believe nobody else s rescuing him. What a cute guy.
Lol 💋
"Mother, wherefore art thou? Thou hast abandoned me to mine doom! Thou shalt pay thine price for thou's betrayal!" - Mayonnaise, probably
@@alchemysaga3745 Sorry for going full grammar Nazi, but "thou's" should be "thy" and "thine" should probably be something else like "a steep" or "my". "Thy" and "thine" mean "your" and "yours", and paying your own price doesn't make much sense in this context. Also, if you really did want to use "thine price", then it would need to be "thine own price" instead because the subject of the sentence is "Thou". If you changed "Thou" to "I" or "He" (or anything but "ye" or "you"), then "thine price" would need to be "thy price". "Thine" is used by itself and before words that start with vowels; "thy" is used only before words that start with consonants. Also note that whether a word starts with a consonant or vowel is determined by pronunciation and not spelling. For example, in American English, you would use "thine herbs" but in most British dialects, you would use "thy herbs". It's just like with "a" versus "an". "My" and "mine" used to work exactly the same way, although today it works differently.
Also, "wherefore" means "why" and not "where", so, "Mother, wherefore art thou?", doesn't really make any sense. When Juliet asks, "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?", she's asking why he's a member of his particular family as opposed to some other family that wasn't at war with hers. She wasn't asking where he was at.
@@ChefSalad No one asked
@@ChefSalad LOL
I love how he just screams the whole time but doesn't do much else 😂 "I will allow it, but I will NOT be pleased! ...alright maybe a little bit."
"I'll enjoy this, but that doesn't mean I won't complain about it the whole time"
NO STOP HOW DARE YOU I WILL NOT HA--ooooh wait this is nice NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME I COMMAND YOU TO STO-ooh just there--NOOOOO!!!!
- Mayonnaise, probably
My cat does the same. Lots of yelling but no teeth or claws.
I like to see that you can be so quick about grabbing a pet that's trying to jump off the table! Makes me feel good about pets that are with you!💖🙂
The slo mo was awesome!
Mayonnaise is my favorite recurring cast member.
Me too.
He looks much better now
Mayo is giving the “your going to die, but don’t stop yet.”
@BirBaily this aint no spellin bee bish
@@woozee4123 No one said it was. This is basic grammar, use it.
@@Maialeen it's a comment section why should we have to use it? you act like this is an essay we have to write when its just one comment if you literally have to go out of your way to correct somebody's 'your' then your life is pretty uneventful like literally nobody would of gave a fuck if they spelt it right or not until they just gotta start it up
@@GO0oj lmfao change someones future you forget this is a comment section not there entire school year the fact that you say it will change everything is dumb ngl and most of the time they know that there making grammatical mistakes but they don't change it b its just a comment section not an essay and pointing it out is its being unnecessary.
@@woozee4123 You’re definitely a small child.
Mayonnaise and Kazoo have me reevaluating how I feel about smoosh-ed faced cats.
I watch these videos in the background while I work, and Mayonnaise in the bath sent my cat sprinting to the other room. "oh god they're killing cats in there I'm outta here!"
"Although his warcries make it seem like I'm murdering him, his raised buttocks suggests the undeniable pleasure..."
Mayonaise: *EXTREME DEATH WAILS*
He's mad that she used his weakness against him! He can't control he likes butt scritches!
Elevator butt
"Meow! Meow! I'm dying! Keep scratching my butt though, that part's great!"
HAHAHAHAHA! 🤣 The replies are making me laugh so much! Thanks for the laugh, guys. I needed it.
He cried the whole time but he was so cooperative. That’s a great cat right there.
Takes a grooming no problem
@@ferelith-NZ that’s a great cat right there
My cat showed me her displeasure by shredding my arm with bunny-kicks. She's been dead a long time now but I still have scars from trying to give her a worming tablet from her vet. At least I have something to remember her by
Cute cat with a interesting personality. I always love the groomer patience with each pet.
Sounds like He is saying nooo!! Aww
It's amazing how cats look like they've immediately lost 20lbs when wet.
It truly is! Owls also seem to do this too, though they seem to like water unlike cats. Yoll has a lot of videos of her owls taking baths or going out in the rain and they look like wet cats with beaks!
99% fluff 1% cat
The amount of times I rewatched Mayonaise episodes are not healthy. I-just-love-him-so-much.
Me too I’ve watched the Mayo series of videos so many timessss
He’s my favorite on this channel
he's such a character!
Rofl same! XD I love his dramatic self!
He's my favorite too.
Thinking about you, Mayonnaise!💐💐
Praying for Mayo's quick recovery 🙏. Take care everyone ❤
His scowl is everything. I need this on a shirt for those days when I have had enough of people.
I have my own scowl I wear on my face.
@@Margrreet 😂🤣
Those “Had enough of people” days are every day for me. But I can’t get enough Mayonnaise! 😾
I feel like he’s part German: he complains endlessly, but he’s still one you can work with xD
Being German myself I think I ought to be offended but I admit I had to laugh. 🧐😎😀
Sounds like something my grandma used to say about grandpa (who was a German.) 🤣🤣
I want to feel attacked but damn you kinda made a good point xd
We sure like to complain, mostly on a high level.
Der war tatsächlich nicht übel😅
Greetz and tks.
We love you Mayo!! ❤️
I don’t
She has great rapport with her patients. He looks amazing
He’s just suffering so bad. Give that poor kitty an Oscar for the best performance I’ve ever seen.
Got me in the first half ngl
He doesn’t want the world to know he really likes getting groomed but his secrets have been revealed 😆 he is adorable no doubt and I’m sure he gave his hooman an ear full when he got home 😆🥰
i always say that the pridful felines refer to us as monkeys or apes
@@IndustrialParrot2816 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Respond whenever this gets to 1k-
@@atfstransformations7023 Holy crap! It’s at 1K! I can’t believe it! ☺️☺️☺️😁😁
Oh bubby! Long live the King 👑
Haha! Loved the slo-mo centerfold pose! Beautiful kitty ♥️
His fur looks SO much better. You really saved the day with Mayo...not a patch on his skin to be seen. He must feel great, despite being a drama butt.
“Tearless shampoo” Cat: crying. Shampoo:why do I exist (edit: this is a joke so don’t take it seriously)
Disclaimer: tearless shampoo is not responsible for tears caused by being a cry baby
LOLLLLL
The shampoo actually said “why do I exist,IM MEANT TO BE THE TEARLESS SHAMPOO. IM MEANT TO MAKE PEOPLE NOT CRY
@@evankearney4865 WHAT!??
Full disclosure: the human version of "Tearless Shampoo" doesn't mean tears as in water coming from your eyes, but tears as in the tearing of cloth/fabric, but in this case your hair. It's supposed to mean you won't tear the hair, not that it's safe to go in your eyes.
get well soon mayo!!
Feel better soon Mayo!!!
“Don’t be mad at me in the tub, okay?”
Mayo: I make no promises. 💀
I can't get over how good his coat looks now, he's such a fluffy cat! Whether his owners found a grooming schedule that works or if they've been managing to brush him more, he's looking good.
im sure getting so famous gets him in more regularly- i think the first video also mentioned the pandemic sending her bookings out months and months in advance
He is beautiful now that those nasty old matts are gone! I love his eyes!
I bet now that his matting was removed he's probably easier to keep from getting out of control in between trims
It's really great. I think you like to take care of animals. I also promote how to protect animals
She mentioned in the 1st vid with mayo that the he's a regular but the pandemic screwed with booking meaning he wasn't able to be groomed on his normal schedule. I believe she also mentioned in that vid that the cat is lazy with self care and doesn't take to being brushed at home (explaining why the cat is a regular for professional grooming and why the cat came in the state it was. )
I hope you get better really soon Mayo, I’m praying for you 😔🤍
Mayonnaise is my favorite pet out of all of your videos! He has so much personality 😊😊😊
WE STAN SPICY MAYO!! 🙏😹
If Fredo is the star husky than Mayonnaise is the star kitty 🐱
Me likey but Loki was awesome, too.
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Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Fredo got dethroned.
When are we seeing Fredo again?
Fredo got dethroned lol
Imagine being the Apex Predator of the entire planet or probably galaxy for that matter and then evolving into one 50th of a size of your ancient self to be towel dried and called Mayonnaise
Sorry to be pedantic, but big cats and domestic cats aren't a direct lineage. I think domestic cats are descended from servals and ocelots? Still puts their ancestry pretty high on the predator hierarchy tho.
Domestic cats are not at all related to todays big cats. They come from small breeds of wildcat who domesticated themselves in ancient egypt and possibly earlier than that.
You two must be fun at parties
@@pekkalaitinen8769 Yeah, those two had to be "that guy"
Thanks you 2 nobody asked
If my Grandma was alive, she would love your channel. She loved cats a lot lol
I love Mayonnaise... he is a fluffy grumpy talkative cat.
He’s doing so well now! Now that he’s all fluffed back up and not matted he’s a handsome gentleman. His sobs are concerning my cat though.
Mine too lol
Shows Mayo is a good actor
Mine all came and looked at my phone concerned. 🤣
"I AM UNHAPPY!"
"Yes, I know."
"NO! I AM UNHAAAAAPY!"
My cat booked off from the couch when he heard the death warning yells
GwtD: "Who brought the sauce?"
Mayo: "I brought the sauce."
GwtD: "Show me the sauce."
Mayo: "I AM the sauce."
That’s such a weird commercial but I’m glad it exists just for this comment
So true
How's he doing so far ?
Young Don, beware. There is a new Sauce God in town.
The cat of Timothy.
Mayo is such a funny cat especially with your commentary 😂
Hope you get well mayonnaise
You know, for all his complaints, I bet Mayonnaise noticed that the grooming was a lot less strenuous, considering he was barely in the cone at all and he didn't really snap at you. He also looks a lot better than he did, which is wonderful :) I'm glad he's doing better and hope to see more spicy mayo in the future!
Well we want him to get better at accepting the bath right?
I think mayonnaise secretly enjoyed it but as a cat, they have a reputation to uphold
it's just his face that looks pissed.
Getting used to it probably helps too.
I love how he didn't try to run during the butt brush. Just meows of protest and immediately tucking his tail down. Mayonnaise is a good boi.
Indeed he is. Not many know how to decode the secret language of the cats. 😹
He's so cute. I'm glad hes recovering 🥰
The comments from the cat are just sending me 😂😂😂
Mayo still registers his complaints with the management; however, at least he did not give up on life in the tub like he did the last time. Also, it appears he enjoys the warm blow out, now. Cats and warmth. Peanut butter and jam.
Mayo: "SOMEONE HELP ME IM BEING TORTURED!!"
Girl: "Mayonnaise :)"
1:20
😆😆😆😆😆
Mayo needs to have his own playlist on here lol i love him
my cat will never be this calm when getting a bath. We had to wash him when he decided to fight a skunk, we had to use 2 jackets, double winter gloves and it was a job for 3 people.
Mayo is so considerate. He pees while in the bath instead of after. He knows if he did it after he would've had to have a second bath.
"Are you peeing? I smell pee."
"Mind your business, hooman. You will not snitch me out like you did Loki."
Get well soon Spicy Mayo. No skipping of ads.
It's like Ron Swanson being forced to eat healthy food 🤣
“THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW I GO!”
😂😂😂 I am crying with laughter.
I'm also dead
That's what goes through my mind every time I stub my toe on the kitchen table.
“And fair warning to his owners, I feel he intends on peeing on your mattress.” lmaooo
Even after a year I love coming back and watching mayonnaise