I've read that cats generally don't meow at each other because they prefer to communicate by low-frequency sounds, and they realize humans don't hear those so they meow at them specifically, so every single meow was directed specifically at Vanessa, every one of them a tailored "pls die" just for her, and I think that's beautiful
This isn't entirely true. It's a relay thing. Some sounds have different meanings than others. Low-frequency sounds I'd imagine are less threatening, but also harder to hear at a distance. Close range greetings. Cats communicate a lot with body language as well, so they don't meow for that reason as well. While yes, they have developed their meows mostly for communication with humans, a lot of Mayo's sounds in this are sounds of distress, not hostility. He's calling for help, not making verbal threats. I'd assume the help calls are aimed at his people, hence the volume of some cats' loud "death cries" they're sounds of "HELP ME, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A PREDATOR" To clarify, it's not until the brush comes out that he starts actually making verbal threat sounds.
I think I know why this channel was initially made: to prove to her neighbours she is indeed not torturing any animals, they are just being dramatic fluffs
And we cat owners have probably all been there. Closing the windows in summer when trimming claws for fear the neighbors suspect you of torturing the cat.
@@garysanders8350 I get what you mean, but in this case the claws were trimmed for grooming. Although maybe the groomer should invest in protective clothing!
@@ravenfall9525 both are bad ideas. Both have a psychological effect. One does permanent damage. Its very different from clipping a dogs nails or a rabbits. Claws are part of a cats identity in a very different way
He wears such a scowling face, even when everything is okay with him. He doesn't seem to scratch or bite, but his howling is scary. He did look very handsome afterwards!
I have a cat like that. Sometimes she's conflicted about the way she's being held. She wants to be babied with attention by me whenever she can get it, but she wants it very specifically on her terms and favored positions.
I've never seen a cat simultaneously so calm about being bathed and so furious. He screams like you're murdering him but he barely moves the whole time.
In the last vid, Mayonnaise was described as a "very lazy cat" so it makes sense he doesn't put up much of a fight... or risk getting completely shaved again.
@@alchemysaga3745 Sorry for going full grammar Nazi, but "thou's" should be "thy" and "thine" should probably be something else like "a steep" or "my". "Thy" and "thine" mean "your" and "yours", and paying your own price doesn't make much sense in this context. Also, if you really did want to use "thine price", then it would need to be "thine own price" instead because the subject of the sentence is "Thou". If you changed "Thou" to "I" or "He" (or anything but "ye" or "you"), then "thine price" would need to be "thy price". "Thine" is used by itself and before words that start with vowels; "thy" is used only before words that start with consonants. Also note that whether a word starts with a consonant or vowel is determined by pronunciation and not spelling. For example, in American English, you would use "thine herbs" but in most British dialects, you would use "thy herbs". It's just like with "a" versus "an". "My" and "mine" used to work exactly the same way, although today it works differently. Also, "wherefore" means "why" and not "where", so, "Mother, wherefore art thou?", doesn't really make any sense. When Juliet asks, "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?", she's asking why he's a member of his particular family as opposed to some other family that wasn't at war with hers. She wasn't asking where he was at.
My cat showed me her displeasure by shredding my arm with bunny-kicks. She's been dead a long time now but I still have scars from trying to give her a worming tablet from her vet. At least I have something to remember her by
Our family watches this episode of Mayonnaise over and over, in the car waiting for school to open, before dinner, after dinner… it STILL brings us to tears. We love your content. Thank you for bringing laughter and enjoyment to the world. 🐈💕
@@MsJimmysgirl well he keeps leaning into her touch and isn't trying to actively fight the water nozzle-- so it's not so much pissed off, it's more like he's just unsure how to properly react Plus him rolling onto his side and letting the blow dryer dry his tummy shows he doesn't hate it lol
He’s so well behaved for a cat, it’s astonishing. He may have a few rotten things to say during the process, but it didn’t look like he was going to maul your face at all. Maybe he was screaming because he thought you were going to full body shave him again? Hahah
NO STOP HOW DARE YOU I WILL NOT HA--ooooh wait this is nice NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME I COMMAND YOU TO STO-ooh just there--NOOOOO!!!! - Mayonnaise, probably
You said I didn’t need to watch this to replace the ad revenue, but I’m going to watch this on repeat because you deserve as much as you can get for saving Mayonnaise
@@Maialeen it's a comment section why should we have to use it? you act like this is an essay we have to write when its just one comment if you literally have to go out of your way to correct somebody's 'your' then your life is pretty uneventful like literally nobody would of gave a fuck if they spelt it right or not until they just gotta start it up
@@GO0oj lmfao change someones future you forget this is a comment section not there entire school year the fact that you say it will change everything is dumb ngl and most of the time they know that there making grammatical mistakes but they don't change it b its just a comment section not an essay and pointing it out is its being unnecessary.
He doesn’t want the world to know he really likes getting groomed but his secrets have been revealed 😆 he is adorable no doubt and I’m sure he gave his hooman an ear full when he got home 😆🥰
It truly is! Owls also seem to do this too, though they seem to like water unlike cats. Yoll has a lot of videos of her owls taking baths or going out in the rain and they look like wet cats with beaks!
I can't get over how good his coat looks now, he's such a fluffy cat! Whether his owners found a grooming schedule that works or if they've been managing to brush him more, he's looking good.
im sure getting so famous gets him in more regularly- i think the first video also mentioned the pandemic sending her bookings out months and months in advance
She mentioned in the 1st vid with mayo that the he's a regular but the pandemic screwed with booking meaning he wasn't able to be groomed on his normal schedule. I believe she also mentioned in that vid that the cat is lazy with self care and doesn't take to being brushed at home (explaining why the cat is a regular for professional grooming and why the cat came in the state it was. )
The raised butt says he's enjoying his bath, but the screams of agony are to ensure any other cats waiting their turn that this is surely where they've come to die.
My God,,that reminds me of when I went to the hospital to have my daughter...I stepped off the elevator and heard 10 banchees screaming blue murder....I was like dude there is no way in hell I am going in here..he knew I meant it too...look of death in eye...I caved in
My cats cared for like two seconds. I'm having eggs, sardines and toast for breakfast and obviously, they need to pay attention to that and also beg mom for food. All three of them have my kitchen table surrounded 😂
He's not spicy, he's just a drama queen. If you had pulled my cats tail up and brushed his bum, he would have taken your arm off. Always surprised by how calm these cats are.
I just get a huge kick out of how he talks back. Every time she says something, he responds. And the tone in his meows is just hilarious. I like this cat.
Mayo still registers his complaints with the management; however, at least he did not give up on life in the tub like he did the last time. Also, it appears he enjoys the warm blow out, now. Cats and warmth. Peanut butter and jam.
Full disclosure: the human version of "Tearless Shampoo" doesn't mean tears as in water coming from your eyes, but tears as in the tearing of cloth/fabric, but in this case your hair. It's supposed to mean you won't tear the hair, not that it's safe to go in your eyes.
I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time I watched my latest v*deo and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two g*rlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny thanks for listening dear can
@@AxxLAfriku Wow, you seem really cool. You spend all your time laughing at yourself, and you've never heard of punctuation. You are the master of self-promotion.
You know, for all his complaints, I bet Mayonnaise noticed that the grooming was a lot less strenuous, considering he was barely in the cone at all and he didn't really snap at you. He also looks a lot better than he did, which is wonderful :) I'm glad he's doing better and hope to see more spicy mayo in the future!
I cackled like a madwoman and told my husband “there are no thoughts behind that sweet flat face” and my husband said “he looks like someone hit him with a frying pan like an old cartoon.” 😂
Despite all the dramatic meowing and murderous glares, he seemed to tolerate his grooming pretty well for a cat - i.e. he didn't actually attempt to murder you in the process.
Bless his heart. He looks so sad and scared. He’s really trying to be terrified but that feels so good. Sounds like he’s saying no no no. Excellent job. Prayers Love and Peace
So glad to see that after that first matting case, Mayo's owners bring him to you regularly! And each time he never lets us down with his pawtastic nature :P
I had a persian who also could not groom herself, thankfully we had two other cats who were always eager to clean her and she enjoyed being brushed, so we only ever had to a little trimming in the back and under the paws.
Your humor is excellent. Educational whilst working to the attributes of each animal is so great, best of luck with the merchandise and funding for your venture
i still think that just her humor got her where she is. The professionnal groomer side is a bonus lol i mean i don't even own a cat and i love her videos xD
Even tho he let out a few death cries, He’s really tolerant of the groom and is such a pretty kitty 🐱 😸❤️ Such a good boy! He’s some spicy mayonnaise 😂😂😅
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I ordered one! Can't wait to get it. Love Spicy Mayo!
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Haha Mayonnaise, cute name 😊
We need more mayonnaise.
Where is Moutarde?😊
“Fine but I’m gonna complain the whole time”
😝😝😝
He's actually so well behaved apart from the shouting.
Exactly!
@@LUNA-fx2ud what the hell does "body:colder" mean
Here for some comic inspiration, or just for the cuteness?
Even though Mayo likes getting groomed, as a cat he is contractually obligated to protest his treatment.
Haha I said similar!
Just like all cats
Poppy however considers her supreme beauty to put her above the law XD
Pretty sure it’s illegal for cats not to scream when threatened with a bath.
Jesus the bots are crazy here
He's meowing like you're torturing his family right in front of him
He's beyond dramatic 💀
You said that backwards. Here I'll fix it for you.
He's meowing like you're torturing him right in front of his family.
The amount of bots in this reply section is astonishing
His family and the next 4 generations following!
@@Kevin-wh4zi Yeah, they been hitting a ton of my favorite channels hard lately. I’ve never reported so many comments in my life!
I've read that cats generally don't meow at each other because they prefer to communicate by low-frequency sounds, and they realize humans don't hear those so they meow at them specifically, so every single meow was directed specifically at Vanessa, every one of them a tailored "pls die" just for her, and I think that's beautiful
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
This isn't entirely true. It's a relay thing. Some sounds have different meanings than others. Low-frequency sounds I'd imagine are less threatening, but also harder to hear at a distance. Close range greetings. Cats communicate a lot with body language as well, so they don't meow for that reason as well. While yes, they have developed their meows mostly for communication with humans, a lot of Mayo's sounds in this are sounds of distress, not hostility. He's calling for help, not making verbal threats. I'd assume the help calls are aimed at his people, hence the volume of some cats' loud "death cries" they're sounds of "HELP ME, I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A PREDATOR"
To clarify, it's not until the brush comes out that he starts actually making verbal threat sounds.
I'm fucking crying
Not true. Cats meow at each other all the time.
He's actually a very good kitty, ranting a lot but didn't show any sign of agression
This is the least spicy Mayo that Has appeared on this channel.
I don’t know, those death stares are illegal in 13 states for a reason.
not spicy enough :)
He's a cat that's gradually giving up and accepting grooming as a fact of life
so basically a husky
I think I know why this channel was initially made: to prove to her neighbours she is indeed not torturing any animals, they are just being dramatic fluffs
And we cat owners have probably all been there. Closing the windows in summer when trimming claws for fear the neighbors suspect you of torturing the cat.
And Mayo is the fluffest.
I quite agree!
@@garysanders8350 I get what you mean, but in this case the claws were trimmed for grooming. Although maybe the groomer should invest in protective clothing!
@@ravenfall9525 both are bad ideas. Both have a psychological effect. One does permanent damage. Its very different from clipping a dogs nails or a rabbits. Claws are part of a cats identity in a very different way
He wears such a scowling face, even when everything is okay with him. He doesn't seem to scratch or bite, but his howling is scary. He did look very handsome afterwards!
My cat would be the same way…love every minute but complain just because he can…I think it’s a cat thing
@@buffya8012 One of my cats sounded like this just in her carrier in the car going for a drive. Just howling like she's being murdered. 🤦
Cats like to pre-complain... just in case.
@@Ad1nfernum oh mine too! He hates the car,especially if he can’t see out the window!
Not a handsome cat at all
I laugh uncontrollably at Mayo every time, his little war cries are just hysterical - like sir, you are fine
considering how much he sounds like he’s being tortured, he’s surprisingly calm this time!
That's what I was thinking!!
Strangely sounds human. Wouldn't be surprised if she gets visits from the police. XD
@@cinnamoon423 almost like a human baby
Shows he's getting more used to grooming
Lol!! He is a prince!! Lol his verbal response wasn't measuring up to his licking!!
Imagine you're waiting in the next room for your pet to be groomed and you just hear someone angrily yell MAYONNAISE
I am literally deceased 💀🤣😂
Followed by a angry cat-scream!
XD I'm dying
😭😭
@@Kairos_Akuma 😂
I love how he’s so conflicted: simultaneously plotting your demise while enjoying parts of the groom. His bowtie is adorable.
I will end you...just after this warm air massage
That's whats commonly known as a cat
I have a cat like that. Sometimes she's conflicted about the way she's being held. She wants to be babied with attention by me whenever she can get it, but she wants it very specifically on her terms and favored positions.
His fur grew in so nicely!
Gemini lol
I’m really glad I’m not the only one who meows back to cats
Sure, but then you have to wonder, "what did I just say?"
I feel like the cat would be like, _the Hell, are they making fun of me?_
I've never seen a cat simultaneously so calm about being bathed and so furious. He screams like you're murdering him but he barely moves the whole time.
Right?
Exactly what l thought! :)
the real menace.
In the last vid, Mayonnaise was described as a "very lazy cat" so it makes sense he doesn't put up much of a fight... or risk getting completely shaved again.
Moving would mean unnecessarily exerting himself, and clearly Mayonnaise is all about conserving energy.
Mayo seems like a total sweetheart that just complains a lot. I'm sure he's thankful for all of the mats that get removed.
@OPEN PAGE,,,, 👇😍 on god?
I can’t believe you regularly get to bathe Fizzgig from the Dark Crystal.
It's really great. I think you like to take care of animals. I also promote how to protect animals
😂🤣
That’s a violation
Hi Tom! How are the Runaway guys?
😄
I love how when she says “You’re being dramatic”, he immediately meows under his breath, as if to say “Fluff you!”
The way he screams and looks around like he can’t believe nobody else s rescuing him. What a cute guy.
Lol 💋
"Mother, wherefore art thou? Thou hast abandoned me to mine doom! Thou shalt pay thine price for thou's betrayal!" - Mayonnaise, probably
@@alchemysaga3745 Sorry for going full grammar Nazi, but "thou's" should be "thy" and "thine" should probably be something else like "a steep" or "my". "Thy" and "thine" mean "your" and "yours", and paying your own price doesn't make much sense in this context. Also, if you really did want to use "thine price", then it would need to be "thine own price" instead because the subject of the sentence is "Thou". If you changed "Thou" to "I" or "He" (or anything but "ye" or "you"), then "thine price" would need to be "thy price". "Thine" is used by itself and before words that start with vowels; "thy" is used only before words that start with consonants. Also note that whether a word starts with a consonant or vowel is determined by pronunciation and not spelling. For example, in American English, you would use "thine herbs" but in most British dialects, you would use "thy herbs". It's just like with "a" versus "an". "My" and "mine" used to work exactly the same way, although today it works differently.
Also, "wherefore" means "why" and not "where", so, "Mother, wherefore art thou?", doesn't really make any sense. When Juliet asks, "Wherefore art thou, Romeo?", she's asking why he's a member of his particular family as opposed to some other family that wasn't at war with hers. She wasn't asking where he was at.
@@ChefSalad No one asked
@@ChefSalad LOL
He cried the whole time but he was so cooperative. That’s a great cat right there.
Takes a grooming no problem
@@ferelith-NZ that’s a great cat right there
My cat showed me her displeasure by shredding my arm with bunny-kicks. She's been dead a long time now but I still have scars from trying to give her a worming tablet from her vet. At least I have something to remember her by
His fur looks SO much better. You really saved the day with Mayo...not a patch on his skin to be seen. He must feel great, despite being a drama butt.
He’s blinking (cat kisses), giving the butt and screaming at you all at the same time. He’s truly confused 😂
“Don’t be mad at me in the tub, okay?”
Mayo: I make no promises. 💀
He looks like a king, but then I remind myself he's named Mayonnaise. I love cats with ridiculous names.
I wonder why they named him Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise with a side of Sriracha. 💕💕💕
Dear Mayonnaise (Dear Majesty) heehe
My sister named her cat Soybean. She’s a very distinguished lady so I call her Miss Soybean
@@annemusekamp336 Why?
The amount of times I rewatched Mayonaise episodes are not healthy. I-just-love-him-so-much.
Me too I’ve watched the Mayo series of videos so many timessss
He’s my favorite on this channel
he's such a character!
Rofl same! XD I love his dramatic self!
He's my favorite too.
Our family watches this episode of Mayonnaise over and over, in the car waiting for school to open, before dinner, after dinner… it STILL brings us to tears. We love your content. Thank you for bringing laughter and enjoyment to the world. 🐈💕
His scowl is everything. I need this on a shirt for those days when I have had enough of people.
I have my own scowl I wear on my face.
@@Margrreet 😂🤣
Those “Had enough of people” days are every day for me. But I can’t get enough Mayonnaise! 😾
Mayo actually love getting groomed- he does have to maintain his reputation as a cat however.
You are so right
So true
how do you know that the cat likes to be groomed.... I have cats and that is the sound of a pissed off cat
@@MsJimmysgirl well he keeps leaning into her touch and isn't trying to actively fight the water nozzle-- so it's not so much pissed off, it's more like he's just unsure how to properly react
Plus him rolling onto his side and letting the blow dryer dry his tummy shows he doesn't hate it lol
@@MsJimmysgirl Hate to break it to you but that's an afraid cat, not a pissed cat
He’s so well behaved for a cat, it’s astonishing. He may have a few rotten things to say during the process, but it didn’t look like he was going to maul your face at all. Maybe he was screaming because he thought you were going to full body shave him again? Hahah
He really is very well behaved for a cat actually! I happen to have a cat I named Jasper too! 👍💖😸💖
thats a great xat right there
I love how he just stands there yelling his head off, he’s so full of it 😂 mind you, I’d be full of it too if I was that cute!
He’s just suffering so bad. Give that poor kitty an Oscar for the best performance I’ve ever seen.
Got me in the first half ngl
I love how he just screams the whole time but doesn't do much else 😂 "I will allow it, but I will NOT be pleased! ...alright maybe a little bit."
"I'll enjoy this, but that doesn't mean I won't complain about it the whole time"
NO STOP HOW DARE YOU I WILL NOT HA--ooooh wait this is nice NO YOU WILL NOT DO THIS TO ME I COMMAND YOU TO STO-ooh just there--NOOOOO!!!!
- Mayonnaise, probably
My cat does the same. Lots of yelling but no teeth or claws.
Mayonnaise: “I HATE THIS BUT PLEASE DON’T STOP!”
Sounds like hentai
@@mastermenthe you’re done. You’re done
@@mastermenthe OUT 👉🚪
@@mastermenthe hey the door is over there,You can leave 😊👉🚪
@@mastermenthe u have been banned from the mickey mouse club for inappropriate behaviour. *O U T*
You said I didn’t need to watch this to replace the ad revenue, but I’m going to watch this on repeat because you deserve as much as you can get for saving Mayonnaise
Mayo is giving the “your going to die, but don’t stop yet.”
@BirBaily this aint no spellin bee bish
@@woozee4123 No one said it was. This is basic grammar, use it.
@@Maialeen it's a comment section why should we have to use it? you act like this is an essay we have to write when its just one comment if you literally have to go out of your way to correct somebody's 'your' then your life is pretty uneventful like literally nobody would of gave a fuck if they spelt it right or not until they just gotta start it up
@@GO0oj lmfao change someones future you forget this is a comment section not there entire school year the fact that you say it will change everything is dumb ngl and most of the time they know that there making grammatical mistakes but they don't change it b its just a comment section not an essay and pointing it out is its being unnecessary.
@@woozee4123 You’re definitely a small child.
He doesn’t want the world to know he really likes getting groomed but his secrets have been revealed 😆 he is adorable no doubt and I’m sure he gave his hooman an ear full when he got home 😆🥰
i always say that the pridful felines refer to us as monkeys or apes
@@IndustrialParrot2816 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Respond whenever this gets to 1k-
@@atfstransformations7023 Holy crap! It’s at 1K! I can’t believe it! ☺️☺️☺️😁😁
That cat is so dramatic. I love him
Sometimes I come back to watch old Mayo videos
It's amazing how cats look like they've immediately lost 20lbs when wet.
It truly is! Owls also seem to do this too, though they seem to like water unlike cats. Yoll has a lot of videos of her owls taking baths or going out in the rain and they look like wet cats with beaks!
99% fluff 1% cat
"I am bathing him today in our tearless shampoo."
Mayo: AND I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART WITH IT!
Lol!
😂😂🤣
Oh there will be tears...lmao
"Are you peeing...? I smell pee..."
Mayonnaise: karma stinks 😾
I'm dead 😹
@@sheciche9550 eww stop
Mayo is filled with piss and vinegar apparently 🤣
At least he peed in the tub where it would wash down.
How is your comment 1 hour ago when this was made 36 minutes ago
@@kyleecoburn4255 rounding up?
who else is rewatching mayo anyway even though his vet bills were all covered 🥰
me ^.^
Just hope he is feeling better :D
I can't get over how good his coat looks now, he's such a fluffy cat! Whether his owners found a grooming schedule that works or if they've been managing to brush him more, he's looking good.
im sure getting so famous gets him in more regularly- i think the first video also mentioned the pandemic sending her bookings out months and months in advance
He is beautiful now that those nasty old matts are gone! I love his eyes!
I bet now that his matting was removed he's probably easier to keep from getting out of control in between trims
It's really great. I think you like to take care of animals. I also promote how to protect animals
She mentioned in the 1st vid with mayo that the he's a regular but the pandemic screwed with booking meaning he wasn't able to be groomed on his normal schedule. I believe she also mentioned in that vid that the cat is lazy with self care and doesn't take to being brushed at home (explaining why the cat is a regular for professional grooming and why the cat came in the state it was. )
The raised butt says he's enjoying his bath, but the screams of agony are to ensure any other cats waiting their turn that this is surely where they've come to die.
My God,,that reminds me of when I went to the hospital to have my daughter...I stepped off the elevator and heard 10 banchees screaming blue murder....I was like dude there is no way in hell I am going in here..he knew I meant it too...look of death in eye...I caved in
😂😂😂
My own cats were very worried about Mr. Mayo and his cries. He's such a beautiful kitty!
Ha mine too! One of my cats wanted to rescue Mayo from my phone 😹
My cats cared for like two seconds. I'm having eggs, sardines and toast for breakfast and obviously, they need to pay attention to that and also beg mom for food. All three of them have my kitchen table surrounded 😂
My elderly cat came to check on him lol
Mine too. She wouldn’t take her eyes off my screen lol
Mine didn't even bat an eye... I think he's happy it's not him 🤣
I am so glad that this will not be the last time we see Mr. Mayo. I am happy he is recovering.
He's not spicy, he's just a drama queen. If you had pulled my cats tail up and brushed his bum, he would have taken your arm off. Always surprised by how calm these cats are.
Salty Mayo?
They're calm because anything that *isn't* that calm will (rightfully) be toted off to yours truly at the vet for some night-night juice. [lol]
Yeah, I don’t think my cat would be this calm. When she’s done, she’s had enough and you will know when she’s had enoufh
He's right up there with the huskeys.
The husky of cats
WE STAN SPICY MAYO!! 🙏😹
If Fredo is the star husky than Mayonnaise is the star kitty 🐱
Me likey but Loki was awesome, too.
❤-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------💋 HOT.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/fela?💜LOVE-STORY
Gaze: "Amazed"
Lips: "Sensual"
Smile: "Sweeter"
Body: "Colder"
Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались.
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #垃圾
Fredo got dethroned.
When are we seeing Fredo again?
Fredo got dethroned lol
He’s doing so well now! Now that he’s all fluffed back up and not matted he’s a handsome gentleman. His sobs are concerning my cat though.
Mine too lol
Shows Mayo is a good actor
Mine all came and looked at my phone concerned. 🤣
"I AM UNHAPPY!"
"Yes, I know."
"NO! I AM UNHAAAAAPY!"
My cat booked off from the couch when he heard the death warning yells
I just get a huge kick out of how he talks back. Every time she says something, he responds. And the tone in his meows is just hilarious. I like this cat.
Mayo still registers his complaints with the management; however, at least he did not give up on life in the tub like he did the last time. Also, it appears he enjoys the warm blow out, now. Cats and warmth. Peanut butter and jam.
He’s so vocal 🤣 and the switch from the not-so-happy hoody, to him laying on his side, being blowdried like a majestic king was brilliant 😚👌🏻
Those feet kill me
“Tearless shampoo” Cat: crying. Shampoo:why do I exist (edit: this is a joke so don’t take it seriously)
Disclaimer: tearless shampoo is not responsible for tears caused by being a cry baby
LOLLLLL
The shampoo actually said “why do I exist,IM MEANT TO BE THE TEARLESS SHAMPOO. IM MEANT TO MAKE PEOPLE NOT CRY
@@evankearney4865 WHAT!??
Full disclosure: the human version of "Tearless Shampoo" doesn't mean tears as in water coming from your eyes, but tears as in the tearing of cloth/fabric, but in this case your hair. It's supposed to mean you won't tear the hair, not that it's safe to go in your eyes.
Sending love and well wishes to Mayonnaise for a full recovery.
“And fair warning to his owners, I feel he intends on peeing on your mattress.” lmaooo
His hair grew back so well. You’d never know he had big bald patches not that long ago
I detect a bit of the existential in his cries along with rage, helplessness, pleading, plotting, and pleasure. What a character!
What a dramatic but otherwise quite well behaved kitty 🥰 He complains a bunch but takes everything like a champ.
Mayo is so considerate. He pees while in the bath instead of after. He knows if he did it after he would've had to have a second bath.
He looks much better than when we first met him. You’re a wonderful person :3
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@@AxxLAfriku Wow, you seem really cool. You spend all your time laughing at yourself, and you've never heard of punctuation. You are the master of self-promotion.
It really is astounding how well his coat grew back out!
He’s probably made the association between grooming and less matting. He doesn’t like the grooming, but he dislikes it less than being matted.
@@Libbathegreat I don’t think Mayo has ever been shaved. The last cat that had the skin issue that needed to be shaved down wasn’t Mayo
Mayonnaise is my favorite recurring cast member.
Me too.
He looks much better now
He’s not just Mayonnaise, he’s “aioli” mood.
“THIS IS IT. THIS IS HOW I GO!”
😂😂😂 I am crying with laughter.
I'm also dead
That's what goes through my mind every time I stub my toe on the kitchen table.
He grew all his hair back! He is so cute! Glad he isn't matted and suffering anymore
You know, for all his complaints, I bet Mayonnaise noticed that the grooming was a lot less strenuous, considering he was barely in the cone at all and he didn't really snap at you. He also looks a lot better than he did, which is wonderful :) I'm glad he's doing better and hope to see more spicy mayo in the future!
Well we want him to get better at accepting the bath right?
I think mayonnaise secretly enjoyed it but as a cat, they have a reputation to uphold
it's just his face that looks pissed.
Getting used to it probably helps too.
Commentary is hilarious!!! ... beautiful cat ...thinks he's going through hell!!
"Although his warcries make it seem like I'm murdering him, his raised buttocks suggests the undeniable pleasure..."
Mayonaise: *EXTREME DEATH WAILS*
He's mad that she used his weakness against him! He can't control he likes butt scritches!
Elevator butt
"Meow! Meow! I'm dying! Keep scratching my butt though, that part's great!"
HAHAHAHAHA! 🤣 The replies are making me laugh so much! Thanks for the laugh, guys. I needed it.
“Not So Happy Hoodie” sounds like what a parent calls their emo child’s outerwear.
🤣🤣🤣
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Good one!! 😆😆😆
I love Mayonnaise’s cute little paws curled up when he’s getting blow dried
Cute cat with a interesting personality. I always love the groomer patience with each pet.
Oh, that slo-mo panning shot of Mayo's majestic floof, hypnotically flowing in the breeze... 😍
Honestly, I’d wear a shirt with that image that says “karma stinks” under it 😂
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I cackled like a madwoman and told my husband “there are no thoughts behind that sweet flat face” and my husband said “he looks like someone hit him with a frying pan like an old cartoon.” 😂
Awww. His posing while getting dried was hilarious. His eye color is really striking, too.
It really is, I had noticed that. They're usually green on tabbys, but not this time.
I love how he didn't try to run during the butt brush. Just meows of protest and immediately tucking his tail down. Mayonnaise is a good boi.
Indeed he is. Not many know how to decode the secret language of the cats. 😹
Get well soon, Mayo!
"Are you peeing? I smell pee."
"Mind your business, hooman. You will not snitch me out like you did Loki."
Mayo: “I HATE THIS but continue”
“The not so happy hoodie” took me OUT😂
Quick reflexes! I am impressed! 😂👍👍👍
I'm glad I'm not the only one who responds with a "I knoooow" when my cat complains.
I say it to my cat too whenever she mews. But to be honest, I haven’t got a fuckin clue
@@seanharmon713 Same. I guess it's just nice to have a conversation.
ALWAYS. Universal cat owner response.
You do that too ?
I do it all the time! 😹
It's the fact that he started his war cry, before the water even touched him for me.
Despite all the dramatic meowing and murderous glares, he seemed to tolerate his grooming pretty well for a cat - i.e. he didn't actually attempt to murder you in the process.
Love that instead of violence, he just *screm*
He’s such a well-behaved gentleman! He’s quite vocal, but he was the utmost king. ❤️
King Mayonnaise.
“No, you’re not going under there”
*Meow of displeasure*
Mayo knows what he wants and refuses to be told no.
Mayonnaise looks like a good kitty. He knows how to use his words to express his grievances.
Props to you for your clever username 😁
He is so adorable 😻😻😻😻
I love that he's absolutely livid in the shower but then 5 minutes later he's lying down and opening his legs for the dryer. What a player.
He's looking so much better! And he's just as dramatic as ever.
I'm falling more and more in love with Mayonnaise each time! 😍
Haha! Loved the slo-mo centerfold pose! Beautiful kitty ♥️
GwtD: "Who brought the sauce?"
Mayo: "I brought the sauce."
GwtD: "Show me the sauce."
Mayo: "I AM the sauce."
That’s such a weird commercial but I’m glad it exists just for this comment
So true
How's he doing so far ?
Young Don, beware. There is a new Sauce God in town.
The cat of Timothy.
I'm glad to see Mayonnaise having his wounds healed up. He's still complaining, but he's appreciating your care.
Apart from the meowing he's actually pretty chill for a cat...
I hope you get better really soon Mayo, I’m praying for you 😔🤍
it's so funny how he's dramatically meowing but standing still at the same time and letting you do everything
Bless his heart. He looks so sad and scared. He’s really trying to be terrified but that feels so good. Sounds like he’s saying no no no. Excellent job. Prayers Love and Peace
Actually, if you look at his eyes, his pupils are contracted. Dilated pupils are a sign of a scared kitty. He's just being a goofy little whiner.
So glad to see that after that first matting case, Mayo's owners bring him to you regularly! And each time he never lets us down with his pawtastic nature :P
They did bring him regularly, but then Covid happened, and then when she started taking appointments again they had a hard time getting her books.
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@@Fumi007 ah sorry, i forgot this was mentioned in the first Mayo video tha it was due to covid ! Thank you ;)
@@crubbythebeagle57 part of me feels like this will be Rick rolls
I had a persian who also could not groom herself, thankfully we had two other cats who were always eager to clean her and she enjoyed being brushed, so we only ever had to a little trimming in the back and under the paws.
'he had a few things to say about his butt brush' is not a sentence i ever expected to hear in my life.
The Mayo saga is my favorite. Such drama. He’s looking so much better than when he started.
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i still think that just her humor got her where she is. The professionnal groomer side is a bonus lol i mean i don't even own a cat and i love her videos xD
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Even tho he let out a few death cries, He’s really tolerant of the groom and is such a pretty kitty 🐱 😸❤️
Such a good boy! He’s some spicy mayonnaise 😂😂😅