7 Cool Zombie Apocalypse Survival Homemade Weapons!

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  • @livetoride3346
    @livetoride3346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1128

    He told me not to try this at home so I did it at school

  • @brendonkennedy3021
    @brendonkennedy3021 9 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    some of these might actually give a zombie a red spot on its skin.

  • @kanyegrande4312
    @kanyegrande4312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I can't come up with a original comment so all got is this:
    This is the ingredients to make cinnamon rolls:
    YEAST MIXTURE
    ⅓ cup very warm water (110-115 degrees like a warm baby bottle)
    1 package active dry yeast (2¼ teaspoons)
    ¼ teaspoon sugar
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    DOUGH MIXTURE
    ½ cup sugar
    ⅓ cup buttermilk (room temperature)
    ½ cup whole milk (room temperature)
    6 tablespoons butter, melted
    2 tablespoons canola oil
    1 tablespoon vanilla extract
    2 eggs, slightly beaten
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon baking powder
    4 cups all-purpose flour, sifted (may need more or less)
    FILLING MIXTURE
    1 cup brown sugar
    1 tablespoon cinnamon
    ½ cup butter, melted
    CREAM CHEESE GLAZE
    4 oz. cream cheese, softened
    ¼ cup butter, melted
    2-4 tablespoons milk (may need more or less)
    1½ cups powdered sugar
    ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
    pinch of salt (optional)

  • @markesguerra1964
    @markesguerra1964 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Safety is my first priority dont make me come there and check on you"
    -CRAZYRUSSIANHACKER
    The ending is so funny

  • @SamChaneyProductions
    @SamChaneyProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I used to be a crazy hacker like you, until I took a shishkebus to the knee.

  • @JoannaChatsXthebaelolz
    @JoannaChatsXthebaelolz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    OH NO CALL THE COPS ITS A ZOMBIE
    NO ITS OK (flips over table and gets elastic band with pot)
    BOOM BOOM BOOM (shoots foam balls)
    (Zombie explodes with rainbows)

    • @Martyn3z
      @Martyn3z 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Women imagination ;D

    • @annacatton5929
      @annacatton5929 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He did say at the start that these were more for hunting small animals for food

    • @JustGracie
      @JustGracie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That made my day ROTFL

    • @seba6078
      @seba6078 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would replac see rainbows with brainbows

    • @ezioaduditori6372
      @ezioaduditori6372 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shut up. you get 3 milsubs

  • @just9933
    @just9933 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I got plants so they can protect me

  • @Penscrabble
    @Penscrabble 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    3:14 how are you even supposed to inflict a bruise with that?! Better of using the pot and bashing it over someones head.

    • @stephyfae
      @stephyfae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about I test it out on you without a wall in the way and tell me it doesn't even bruise?

    • @stephyfae
      @stephyfae 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When and where?

    • @Penscrabble
      @Penscrabble 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In your mums bedroom?

    • @turhanuner
      @turhanuner 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      or just throw the ball with your hands

    • @stephyfae
      @stephyfae 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would work If you're good at throwing and aiming!

  • @thewolflygamer3840
    @thewolflygamer3840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    He really doesn't like that box...

    • @BigManZeus
      @BigManZeus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHAH MADE MY DAY xD

    • @cammandoscout9679
      @cammandoscout9679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HALLARIOS AND ORIGINAL

    • @thewolflygamer3840
      @thewolflygamer3840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thanks

    • @jrtygfderyhdigital9089
      @jrtygfderyhdigital9089 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the box did not pay him

    • @thewolflygamer3840
      @thewolflygamer3840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jrtygfderyh digital or did it.... for all we know there might be a whole civilization of boxes underneath us, and dis guy cut him up alive... then shoot...... dun DUN DUN!!!!!!!

  • @gamerateg
    @gamerateg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    get kitchen knife, duct tape, and a broom stick...tape knife to broom stick... jab people

    • @romero6096
      @romero6096 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This one weapon is way more useful than the ones he made

    • @smoshcom100
      @smoshcom100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its just better too buy a spear.

    • @gamerateg
      @gamerateg 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah well if you were in a "Zombie apocalypse" situation, that would do.

    • @smoshcom100
      @smoshcom100 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abnorm Ust If you want to die then it will do.

    • @poseidonpwnsall
      @poseidonpwnsall 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      No in dead rising you need to use a machete not a kitchen knife :3

  • @kayvondelarom6120
    @kayvondelarom6120 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Zombies are surrounding me!! Time to bring out the coathangers

    • @PanPan
      @PanPan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      no bring out the shishkabobs

    • @tr8-tr758
      @tr8-tr758 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WABER BAND

  • @philipvargas7683
    @philipvargas7683 7 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    after you shoot the zombie, the zombie will look at you and just smile...hehehe

    • @blackwings2885
      @blackwings2885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      philip vargas targeting the eye is the best option
      Besides to
      FOR FUCKS SAKE IT SAYS ITS HOMEMADE WEAPONS NOT FULLY AUTOMATIC AK47!!!

    • @paulsabauu5126
      @paulsabauu5126 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      philip vargas LOL

  • @dylanking6960
    @dylanking6960 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Imagine him trying to defend his house from 100+ zombies with a coat-hanger bow XD

    • @at7487
      @at7487 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL u made my day

    • @CrazyPancakes72
      @CrazyPancakes72 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine him in the hunger games with his coat hanger bow xD

    • @intoxicraft4683
      @intoxicraft4683 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine him in coat hanger bow wars with a coat hanger bow xD........

    • @heronwibisono3158
      @heronwibisono3158 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      imagine him facing 100 women with a coat hanger bow

    • @rookie9028
      @rookie9028 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Russian daryl

  • @jackasshomey
    @jackasshomey 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    1: 4 or 5 butter knifes and ductape makes a shuriken.
    2 : a Metal Spatula and a metal pot lid makes a wonderful short sword and shield
    3: a small round tube any size nail and paper makes a blow dart Roll paper into a cone and put a nail through the tip and push it in the tube you can make these stick about 1 centimeter into wood if you make them correctly
    4: the nitrogen in Common gardening soil can be used to make TNT
    5: anything you can throw a Cup and string and you got yourself a sling
    6: a portable camera with a flash can be made into a limited use tazer just break the light and place the wires about 5mm apart so the electricity arks from the discharge
    7: need quick boxing gloves? take your shoes off
    8: Drano, Ajax and gas have an interesting chemical reaction (i don't advise trying this one unless you know what your doing around chemicals i will not be responsible for any death resulting from idiots trying this you have been warned this is dangerous)
    9: Spray a flammable aerosol into a bottle put the cap on it and stick a firecracker in a hole in the cap u can make this with a pen, this makes a tiny concussion grenade
    10: FUN FACT if you collect enough fire alarms in 1 place you can successfully give yourself radiation poisoning :D
    11: put mustard powder in a cloth and put it over someones mouth and noes (lol idk im just swinging in the dark here idk if this would actually work lol)
    12&13:1 nail. Tape, 2 butter knifes and a metal broomstick you have to take the handle off the end you would use with your hand and measure the distance of the knife handle where the handle ends stick the nail through the broomstick then place the 2 knifes with their blades facing opposite directions so the blades on on either side then stomp the end so the knifes don't move and tape them in place so they for added stability and you have a light Javelin or Spear (it works even better with a bread knife and a normal knife blade if u can find one that will fit otherwise you just run the risk of it falling off if you tape it on the outside tho i guess if the nail was long enough you could just bend it around the handle and if you have one secure it with a pipe clamp or 2 then ductape it but that would be more of a medium spear but it still would be extremely light XD
    14: if you cut 3 CD's out into stars but cut 2 slightly smaller and 1 bigger then glue the smaller ones on the outside of the larger one it re-enforced the middle CD enough for it to be a deadly thrown weapon
    15: a firework wick ,Sharp stuff, a wide metal pipe ,any flammable substance (as-long as its liquid), cling wrap , tape and a cardboard box what your going to want to start with is cutting out perfect circles that match up with the inside of the pipe if you don't have a cutting tool on hand just take the pipe and drive it into the box to make a imprint then turn it a bunch of times until you can lift the box away then take the 2 cardboard circles and wrap them in cling and tape it so it wont move then push 1 of the circles into the pipe about a little under half way have your sharp stuff ready but i found before you pour it in its best to roll up a little piece of cardboard enough that you can fit it in the end your not pouring the shard stuff in so the circle doesn't move , then pour the sharp stuff until its full but not so full you cant cap the end with a piece of cardboard make this one square though so you can fold the edges over and tape them to the pipe once that's done you can remove the holder from the other side after you turn it over and fill the pipe to about the same distance on the other side with the flammable liquid then poke a small hole through the end of the other cardboard circle and push it down in the pipe slowly and carefully until it reaches the liquid (don't push to fast or the pressure will cause the liquid to squish out the other end) once you got it at the liquid put the firework wick in (you can tie and tape a bunch together if its not long enough i say tie cause the wicks must be touching fully for the spark to transfer all the time) once you got that finished and the wick it about an inch past the end of the pipe with the wick in the hole in the middle take the wick and tape it to any place on the outside of the pipe then fill the pipe carefully with the sharp stuff again then where the wick is cut a small slit out in the cardboard square yours gunna put on that end then tape it to the outside of the pipe when your ready to use you just light the wick and roll it in the doorway , more on the complicated side but what do you expect trying to make a pipe-bomb
    i'm just gunna stop at 15 cause i could go on for days

  • @evilgenius97
    @evilgenius97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I dont think those would hurt a zombie maybe a squirrel

    • @rehan.k45
      @rehan.k45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Evil Genius97 shoot one in zombie head

    • @lordkrishnastolemyheart5485
      @lordkrishnastolemyheart5485 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If there was a zombie apocalypse you would have to aim for the brain stem and do massive damage to stop the zombie in theory.

    • @pingcrimson2444
      @pingcrimson2444 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      zombies don't have brains, that's why they eat them :/

    • @thelurker5412
      @thelurker5412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oOSlimeTimeOo they have brains but rotten ones

    • @beansburg3192
      @beansburg3192 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evil Genius97 well you can use them for food

  • @dscrd1
    @dscrd1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When the cardboard zombies come. . I'll be ready.

  • @bigoof4101
    @bigoof4101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The coat hanger that looked like a crossbow was my favourite

  • @Coffee_Beard
    @Coffee_Beard 9 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Next week on "AMC:s The Walking Dead"; -"CARL! Help me flip over this table! And get the coat hangers, rubber bands and pliers." -
    "But dad... Darryl has a crossbow, and we all have guns, knifes and Michonne even has a sword..."
    -"Don't you talk back to me, son! I saw this on youtube back in the days! This is better than anything!"
    And that will be the end of that series. Zombies takes over the world. Because, yeah, none of these "weapons" would be very effective. Well, maybe if cardboards ever come to life.

    • @sophss
      @sophss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS MADE MY DAY

    • @mrfantasticyellow2471
      @mrfantasticyellow2471 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha this was funny :p

    • @mrfantasticyellow2471
      @mrfantasticyellow2471 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow someone can't take a joke -_- you must be the fun of the party (sarcasm)

    • @majsiete
      @majsiete 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You forgot the part where they both put on some googles because safety is number one priority

    • @Floppy-penguiN
      @Floppy-penguiN 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      simon brigole Wow that's like the best insult I've ever heard.

  • @ripetoast3647
    @ripetoast3647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    who else noticed he is not wearing shoes
    *triggers memory's*
    "Safety is number one priority"
    *thinks of how painful stepping on Legos are*

  • @zenoheilmann7829
    @zenoheilmann7829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Looking at this in 2018 is like stepping in to a timemachine... unbelievable i already watched these videos for 6 years now

  • @qponlj2802
    @qponlj2802 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If there was a zombie apocalypse, then I guess all I'd need is food, water, a rubber band, and shish kebab sticks :)

    • @michaeldschutte
      @michaeldschutte 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't forget balloons mate

    • @amrudevil
      @amrudevil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't forget the duct tape

    • @rafaelnoa9593
      @rafaelnoa9593 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +JackAttackgaming maybe if you read the title you'll see he thinks this will actually work in a zombie apocalypse

  • @0xxoreozxx094
    @0xxoreozxx094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Who needs a gun when you have....COAT HANGERS!!!!

  • @luc1fer373
    @luc1fer373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    for the bow one i shot it into the roof of my classroom and it took 1.5 years to get it down and it went in almost all the way

    • @sw4ggcrew279
      @sw4ggcrew279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How were you in a class that long

    • @luc1fer373
      @luc1fer373 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it was an at school inventions project so we got 2 1.5 hour sessions to work on it

    • @roximarie8917
      @roximarie8917 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha lol

    • @Ghost-nb1dk
      @Ghost-nb1dk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @ohcrap9699
      @ohcrap9699 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you get expelled

  • @moredreamsmorecreams
    @moredreamsmorecreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7 years ago me watching this - this is epic
    Me watching now - my whole childhood was a lie

  • @shalkarmuratgali
    @shalkarmuratgali 9 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    I expected better weapons from a russian

    • @herbertthepervert2425
      @herbertthepervert2425 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Shalkar Muratgali i expected 7 different kinds of Molotov cocktails

    • @codybrown6985
      @codybrown6985 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** well.... Yea lol

    • @ducktective3782
      @ducktective3782 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I was expecting that. I no git ):

    • @markshmy6006
      @markshmy6006 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      We'll he did say when the zombie opocilipse happens so that's all you can do when it happens, and btw in russian

    • @fredericschmid5009
      @fredericschmid5009 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shalkar Muratgali SOme of this looks like the things the kid in home alone would use.

  • @benrubin04
    @benrubin04 9 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    How To Make A Easily Portable Flamethrower
    1.Take a small squirt gun
    2. Fill squirt gun with gasoline
    3.Take lighter and position flame in front of squirt gun
    4.Pull trigger and me an ultimate pyromaniac

    • @denzelblackman1747
      @denzelblackman1747 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cabeno TRP you can also put in rubbing alcohol or napalm for better burn

    • @beastchallenges4151
      @beastchallenges4151 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats qucik thinking

    • @localstriker4538
      @localstriker4538 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It seems like a good idea, but use your brain.
      Gas would be precious for car fuel, and also, fire wouldn't do that much other than just burn the zombies, it wouldn't kill them, so unless you have extreme flame thrower precision against the zombies brains than this flamethrower won't be very effective.n

    • @kji8246
      @kji8246 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro, hairspray and lighter

    • @AllenMaZ28
      @AllenMaZ28 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr.Games FLAMETHROWER'S!!!! ):3

  • @mylifeaspotatoc4395
    @mylifeaspotatoc4395 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Safety is number one Priority"
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    .-.

  • @mr.baddancer4166
    @mr.baddancer4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Officer: what weapon do you have for saftey????? I have a pistol!!!
    Crazy Russian haccer: i have a table

  • @livesimplyandhumbly
    @livesimplyandhumbly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Get hammer,stick duck tape anywhere on it. Get rubber band, wrap it around the hammer, anywhere.
    Now just whack your enemy with it.
    Duct tape and rubber band optional.

    • @xxxDarkzSiderxxx
      @xxxDarkzSiderxxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'd use the rubber band and tap so I can swing it like nunchucks

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 8 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    *threatens bandit with a balloon slingshot and a nickle*

    • @powdersnouder872
      @powdersnouder872 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol comment made my day :D

    • @conorcoleman6916
      @conorcoleman6916 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you did hit at with a knife it would be very effective

    • @kestersharp1641
      @kestersharp1641 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      is ur picture Ian Hecox from Smosh (subscribe to them).

    • @sparrowslife7279
      @sparrowslife7279 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @kylerharris4246
      @kylerharris4246 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that it would be used for distracting people

  • @JillontheLake
    @JillontheLake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can tell this was one of your first videos. You may have a bigger house now but you're the same guy. That's great to see. Keep on keepin' on!

  • @hoodini.k8070
    @hoodini.k8070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    lol the ending 😂😂😂

    • @xkimahri4
      @xkimahri4 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐯🐯🐯🐯🐽🐼🐗🐻🐱🐗

    • @cackys123
      @cackys123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Safety is number one priority, don't make me come out there and check on you"

  • @Hududding
    @Hududding 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    These weapons are super effective if the zombies are made of cardboard.

  • @ROCKSTAR3291
    @ROCKSTAR3291 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    none of these can shoot through the brain, i'd just grab a kitchen knife.

    • @InsanitysG4ming
      @InsanitysG4ming 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stupid idea guns are better if someone had of killed you already

    • @ROCKSTAR3291
      @ROCKSTAR3291 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      can you make a gun out of household items?

    • @InsanitysG4ming
      @InsanitysG4ming 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually I can dumbass

    • @ROCKSTAR3291
      @ROCKSTAR3291 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      how? ask your mom to buy you one? lol, you're just a fucking kid, go play your xbox ok.

  • @dicedonion8332
    @dicedonion8332 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "kids dont do this at home" * makes the perfect water balloon launcher *

  • @charlieslegs9487
    @charlieslegs9487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:18 Sure. It will do a lot of damage.

  • @Zenniverse
    @Zenniverse 10 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Let's be honest, none of these would actual work against a zombie...

    • @kylabear21250
      @kylabear21250 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It could work against zombies, just increase the size of all the parts.

    • @jagtarsandhu2854
      @jagtarsandhu2854 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      He said in the beginning to use this for hunting small animals
      0:18

    • @XenoDarkS
      @XenoDarkS 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      for kill zombie we need just a katana

    • @garrysmodtrolling6592
      @garrysmodtrolling6592 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ha owned

    • @adhi9473
      @adhi9473 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An axe/crowbar will do so

  • @Indubitably14
    @Indubitably14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "rubbah ben"

    • @CopcntgetR
      @CopcntgetR 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fuck, now I can't stop rewinding to watch the first 2 over and over again.

    • @franciscopena4154
      @franciscopena4154 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jajaja

  • @tat2hoot
    @tat2hoot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude.... you're the best. I found you on here about a week ago. You have my vote for the number 1 TH-cam star. Funny, informative.... did l mention funny? Keep it up bro, you're one crazy Russian!

  • @Eggsi__
    @Eggsi__ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Army solder: I got some guns here!
    crazyRussinHacker: who needs guns when I have a flipping wubber band and some coins!?
    whole army team: HOLY FOKIN GOD GENUIS!! NOICE M8!!!!!

  • @hcnx
    @hcnx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Wat's up evbody welcome back to my labertory safety is numbeh one perohrity. Kids do not teh this at home, this is very danjeras. Adult's perwision. Vear eye protection, cause we gonna do banch ov veapons.
    I really like this channel.

    • @FNG19
      @FNG19 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @manglethepiratefox9251
      @manglethepiratefox9251 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mikey Joe WHAT THE AND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY AND YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH BTW I MADE MYSELF LAUGH WHEN MAKING THE COMMET

    • @bobisenhower7781
      @bobisenhower7781 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesse Ray Don't make fun of peoples accents dude. Its noy nice at all

    • @fatskinnyduck285
      @fatskinnyduck285 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's technically not making fun because he said he likes the accent.

    • @henrykingfire6236
      @henrykingfire6236 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Racist.

  • @wequak1200
    @wequak1200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The last one was my favorite

    • @CrazyRussianHacker
      @CrazyRussianHacker  9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We Quak XD

    • @joshuaarnold4131
      @joshuaarnold4131 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****

    • @lv8174
      @lv8174 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** thats not ducktape

    • @pewnit
      @pewnit 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      larry vorreiter I guess he meant ELECTRIC tape!!!

    • @wequak1200
      @wequak1200 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah good video still tap though

  • @franchescaandrews6667
    @franchescaandrews6667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Roman atwood:who has a weapon for the zombies?
    Guava juice:i have !
    Roman atwood:what do you have?
    Guava juice:I have a shotgun!
    Roman atwood:crazy russian hacker what do you got?
    CRH:I got my hands,a stick,an elastic band and tape!

  • @bogativerion
    @bogativerion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Alright so you need a WUBER BAND and stick it there lmao😂😂

    • @lifeasimani4831
      @lifeasimani4831 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      we can buy a sling shot at the store

    • @WhatUpGMane
      @WhatUpGMane 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Imani Jackson it's household item's dush

    • @scot.r.7710
      @scot.r.7710 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +What Up G Mane my computer is a house hold item go on Amazon

  • @rokasluksys7619
    @rokasluksys7619 9 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    why not use like an axe or something

    • @randomoriannamain6945
      @randomoriannamain6945 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He said you can use it to hunt for small animals! Sure, I'm just casually taking my axe and trying to chop a fast mouse in half in order to get food..Oh don't worry...It will only take 20 minutes..

    • @jojorobino5312
      @jojorobino5312 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEGAQUIRK_ 13 or 10000.

    • @thechromozone9368
      @thechromozone9368 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEGAQUIRK_ 13 Or you can use the axe to break into someones house and find food in there

    • @crayzonday
      @crayzonday 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or divide by 0. No? Ok...

    • @alive-gamingnewsforthehard6606
      @alive-gamingnewsforthehard6606 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rokas Luksys you have to use these first if you dont own an axe

  • @mickeyinneverlandsidechann8949
    @mickeyinneverlandsidechann8949 9 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    My most effective weapon: gun

  • @kurt9364
    @kurt9364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this video should be renamed to "weapons that hurt a lot against bare skin"

  • @zoyarrehman
    @zoyarrehman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Second ones perfect to show how rich and swag you are to the zombies....

  • @jimmydarrow6671
    @jimmydarrow6671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Well you'd be screwed if you didn't have rubber bands.

    • @7reviewsaweek48
      @7reviewsaweek48 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...or rubber anything

    • @kaleykuritz6076
      @kaleykuritz6076 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      or cobob sticks

    • @danielbandahala2561
      @danielbandahala2561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Jimmy Darrow i'm not even sure if these will be able to kill or hold zombies back.

    • @rurushu8094
      @rurushu8094 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Daniel Bandahala (Danielspankin)
      Well he specifically said that you use them to hunt small animals for food.

    • @danielbandahala2561
      @danielbandahala2561 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kylo Ren oh I didn't hear him say it, sorry mb.

  • @EleviN_
    @EleviN_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Not so sure these things will kill a Zombie

  • @user-uo6fu2ff2f
    @user-uo6fu2ff2f 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    that bow thing was creative nice job mate!

  • @staples138
    @staples138 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    At 8:18 turn on captions lol

  • @coyotesawyer6995
    @coyotesawyer6995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The table one can be a dog toy launcher

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I'd feel safer with a baseball bat. Hell, even a heavy stick.

    • @TXFDA
      @TXFDA 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nai Saechao Ok, I'll throw the stick at them. lol

    • @IsaacMokChuangXing
      @IsaacMokChuangXing 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @jaylee1235
      @jaylee1235 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Canadian Halberd!

  • @ko1662
    @ko1662 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome! I loved the hand bow and arrow I used to do that except used folded paper nested of a shush kabob stick

  • @TheJoamirhawezi
    @TheJoamirhawezi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    i tried the first two on my girlfriend, but she got angry

    • @DanMan5000
      @DanMan5000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Odd, mine had her period while taking a nap

    • @TheJoamirhawezi
      @TheJoamirhawezi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn dude

    • @Marizyth
      @Marizyth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im suprised i didn't see any feminists under this comment xD

    • @jgyeon8496
      @jgyeon8496 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol who wouldn't

  • @pvperdoesgaming8681
    @pvperdoesgaming8681 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I used the coin launcher to fire loose change at strippers

  • @mpr815
    @mpr815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The crossbow out of a coat hanger is awesome! I always love watching your videos and I love your personality! Thanks for being great!

    • @notsufyan7341
      @notsufyan7341 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🕺🕺🕺🕺

  • @johannb.rastarson3523
    @johannb.rastarson3523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:30 make it like a fist, circle fist... FISTING... FIST FIST FIST

  • @maxmacklin2666
    @maxmacklin2666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    His accent is so awesome

  • @andrewmanzano461
    @andrewmanzano461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Let's be real; would anyone rely on any of these to save there lives?

    • @paulkouri7786
      @paulkouri7786 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nope

    • @andrewmanzano461
      @andrewmanzano461 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      EvilHollowChocalte ApocalypticBunnies I know; but none of these would potentially send me or anyone else to the hospital.

    • @drippymikhail
      @drippymikhail 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well what if the bow arose hit u in the eye m8 u gonna treat that at home

    • @andrewmanzano461
      @andrewmanzano461 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mikhail Games If somebody broke into your house do you really think you could hit them in the eye first or even second try?

    • @drippymikhail
      @drippymikhail 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @MrSlimeySlimer
    @MrSlimeySlimer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I think throwing kitchen knives is more effective.

  • @richardsholahuddin5888
    @richardsholahuddin5888 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    the weapon that u make with a hanger like a bow , PRETTY AWESOME DUDE THUMPS UP MANNNNNNN !!!!!!

  • @andrewbunner3591
    @andrewbunner3591 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty cool. I personally liked the pen idea but you can also shoot the shish kabob sticks through it too.

  • @joseph4445
    @joseph4445 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Warning: If you're going to attempt useing those in a zombie apocalypse or self-defence, you're going to get rekd. Use long-range melee weapons, guns, fire and explosives instead.

    • @BozJac
      @BozJac 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wrecked* You should probably attend school before the apocalypse arrives.

    • @iffanminkles5970
      @iffanminkles5970 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rekt* its an internet term, you should probably get an urban dictionary

    • @ultomugamez8551
      @ultomugamez8551 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh

    • @miguelpacheco996
      @miguelpacheco996 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is only to kill smaller animals for food. Watch the entire video. He says it also in they beginning .

    • @squinky1825
      @squinky1825 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Long-Range melee weapons* Larger weapons = more weight. More weight = more time to swing. *Guns* Unless you can conjure ammo from thin air, guns are a bad idea pal. *Fire* Note: Fire spreads. *Explosives* Loud noises probably attract the horde.

  • @drekdwergify
    @drekdwergify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The zombies will have a lot of fun when you show them this :p

  • @jackmead8235
    @jackmead8235 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant man!👍

  • @theseventhflyingburrito0379
    @theseventhflyingburrito0379 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ooh I can't wait for the apocalypse!

  • @MerchantIvoryfilms
    @MerchantIvoryfilms 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    After seeing your first "weapon" i must say this, out of all the weapons we have seen used in films from chain saws, guns, rocket launchers, cars, swords, fire bombs, gas helicopter blads and so many others im sure it will be a sinch to take down a zombie by flinging tooth picks at it -.-

    • @ctbshields
      @ctbshields 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It could catch you a meal though

    • @FelixTMS11
      @FelixTMS11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      theidiotcure what did he do? i haven't seen his videos in a long time.

    • @Lunumbrus
      @Lunumbrus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Because thrusts are useful against zombies, right. Skull will skate away from most pointed attacks. Go with a blunt strike tool or an axe.

    • @RaitoDenki
      @RaitoDenki 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** if it can penetrate a cardboard, it problably can get you a bird at close range.

    • @FelixTMS11
      @FelixTMS11 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geez, just go to the nearest drug store, grab some elastic tourniquet band and make a good slingshot with a Y shaped branch.

  • @SkyKing101010
    @SkyKing101010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can see how these hacks would help me survive a zombie apocalypse, should one ever occur. Thanks a bunch.
    I especially liked the one that shot the coins, although I'd use something a little more heavy duty and fire something like marbles. Marbles seem to fly in a straighter line.
    Thanks again.

  • @sanskarjhawar
    @sanskarjhawar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Friend: what you got?
    Me: hangers , rubber bands , pliers and coins
    Friend: Perfect!

  • @darkmew3318
    @darkmew3318 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's sick man

  • @xenathcytrin202
    @xenathcytrin202 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I would be surprised if these could penetrate skin, much less a skull.
    As for hunting with them, good luck killing something with tiny pointy sticks.
    No, if you want to survive, melee weapons are far more effective with little experience.

    • @ejejakab0
      @ejejakab0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or some coins. Lol

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      or guns... or stuff that is used for other stuff (i.e. a oar)

    • @xenathcytrin202
      @xenathcytrin202 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i am epicness Guns are for pussies.

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xenath Cytrin k den CHAINSAW!!!

    • @ejejakab0
      @ejejakab0 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys chill out

  • @kounterkenny3199
    @kounterkenny3199 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just use a condom for the first one, people are more likely to have that in there house then a ballon.

  • @kaydenchan7168
    @kaydenchan7168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've tried all these life hacks.. they seemed to have worked on my little brother! I APPROVE

  • @ausreflectindustries6107
    @ausreflectindustries6107 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    you're english has improved so much :-)

  • @matheiuss9760
    @matheiuss9760 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Yeah...you definitely gonna kill a zombie with those weapons............ My weapon of choice is a crowbar.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mine is a mini gun

    • @matheiuss9760
      @matheiuss9760 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Crowbar if the infection doesn't spread through blood.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...KhàotiK... are you Gordan Freeman?

    • @matheiuss9760
      @matheiuss9760 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nico Plays Games Nope lol. I just think a crowbar would be super usefull in a post apocalyptic scenario...It's both a weapon and a tool allowing you to save space in your backpack aswell as giving you the option to breach into buildings and possibly find useful things...cause a locked building means no one has been there yet which means good loot.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...KhàotiK... i knew it your nick from left 4 dead 2

  • @MartyrMachine
    @MartyrMachine 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    All of these were useless.

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      useless in a made up scenario.

    • @vloplopkopS
      @vloplopkopS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clint no they weren't dummy

    • @xenathcytrin202
      @xenathcytrin202 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      J-crafter Master Tell me one thing that you could kill/maim/slightly inconvenience with these shity contraptions.

    • @blushing6120
      @blushing6120 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      A fish lol

    • @xenathcytrin202
      @xenathcytrin202 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lyta Blayney-Shute I severely doubt it, these things could barely puncture cardboard.

  • @sharkspoon
    @sharkspoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL DAT OUTRO THO. i will stay safe tho :)

  • @michaelhewell8549
    @michaelhewell8549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I like russian accents

  • @TheCaptainMI
    @TheCaptainMI 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Safety is number one pwararawa" - Crazy Russian Hacker

  • @alastorkunn
    @alastorkunn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That moment when all the weapons are slingshots

  • @impotentrage8838
    @impotentrage8838 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    - Zombie breaks into your house
    - Flips table
    - Grabs pot with foam ball
    -Zombie explodes in rainbows

  • @catalinbejenaru-dutu8985
    @catalinbejenaru-dutu8985 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good camera very focused such skillz

  • @Reegareth
    @Reegareth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I don't think these are supposed to be literally considered weapons just something fun. Also I'm 100% sure that a stone lashed to the end of an 18 inch dowel would be a more effective weapon then any of these; or even just a screwdriver duct taped to the end of a broom stick

    • @TiptonSamurai
      @TiptonSamurai 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Attatching items to the end of a long pole/stick with sello tape is useless... Try watching ZombieGoBoom, they do some tests on Ballistic heads with house hold items and items brought from a shop

    • @indalcecio
      @indalcecio 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamie Glover
      Nobody said anything about sello tape...

    • @TiptonSamurai
      @TiptonSamurai 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duct tape, sello tape, either way it's been proven not to work, so before you try and be smart, it's basically the same sort of product

    • @indalcecio
      @indalcecio 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's absolutely not the same thing...duct tape is canvas based, and is incredibly strong. it definitely has NOT been "proven" not to work, you might have to use a lot but canvas is really strong.

    • @phaniss4997
      @phaniss4997 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jamie Glover watch the mythbusters ducttape survival before you say that ducttape is useless. Broomstick + knifes + ducttape = very good

  • @youngboykev5250
    @youngboykev5250 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    How To Make A Sock Mace :
    1. Take a sock.
    2. Take the biggest soap bar you can find.
    3. Put the soap bar in the sock.
    4. Smash a zombie´s head with it.

    • @peterchrono
      @peterchrono 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmm...sock mace...reminds me of a weapon in a game called "the escapists"...I watched markiplier (a youtuber gamer) played it

    • @manglethepiratefox9251
      @manglethepiratefox9251 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chrono Savior i want to play the escapists btw i watch makipiler and why do i always see your commets!!!!????

    • @youngboykev5250
      @youngboykev5250 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chrono Savior I watch the escapists from JackepticEye

    • @erickssonbrutas20
      @erickssonbrutas20 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The escapist :)

    • @youngboykev5250
      @youngboykev5250 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ericksson Brutas Exactly where i got the idea from. :)

  • @imthegothprincess689
    @imthegothprincess689 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    CrazyRussianHacker: Ok now flip the table!
    Me: My dad at monopoly

  • @rokasbendaravicius667
    @rokasbendaravicius667 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I liked your videos ! Nice video :)

  • @chaostheory8942
    @chaostheory8942 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    i know what to do in class now haha

  • @slumbermaster6932
    @slumbermaster6932 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If you guys wanna learn to survive the zombie apocalypse FPSRussia is your savior

    • @norml840
      @norml840 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FPSRussia uses weapons you would never find. How do you find a RPG laying around in a zombie apocalypse?

    • @NotTheCIA1961
      @NotTheCIA1961 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      matt carter Magic mystery boxes may give you some luck in obtaining an RPG.

    • @sapphirequeen69
      @sapphirequeen69 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** You could actually loot or steal someone's house to get a few weapons like a handgun... Maybe...

    • @PyroTechOfficial
      @PyroTechOfficial 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Safira Queen yes if you are desparate, you can steal a house for a weapon, very efficient...

    • @defaaza
      @defaaza 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i have no money

  • @marid6442
    @marid6442 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I guess you can say he is smart because he comes up with these ideas

  • @stefan1166
    @stefan1166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I come back here for memories

  • @eminem226201
    @eminem226201 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I like how 0 of these weapons don't actually kill anything

    • @IRDMan97
      @IRDMan97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Did you not listen? The weapons are for hunting small animals for food.

    • @couchflipper
      @couchflipper 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deebdaman what? Flys..

    • @icursedh3ro275
      @icursedh3ro275 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wont even kill a rat -.-

    • @jamolgarcia6044
      @jamolgarcia6044 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edgar Plays that one kid who's users a mom joke.

    • @fazaamalsophian8401
      @fazaamalsophian8401 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jamol Garcia that one kid who says users instead of uses

  • @PanCatfox
    @PanCatfox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can you make a video saying "YOU ARE ALL TINY BABIES!" and "KABOOM!"

  • @RAHMANPRODUCTIONS
    @RAHMANPRODUCTIONS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I liked the catapault out of a table

    • @ripetoast3647
      @ripetoast3647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SIAM TH-cam hd
      cheese
      (I like to say this Instead of yes😂)

  • @_justuss_
    @_justuss_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These Weapons are amazing! I made these all in home

  • @maxold9273
    @maxold9273 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The video should be called 7 Cool Cardboard Box Apocalypse Survival Homemade Weapons

  • @illdisposedme
    @illdisposedme 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    following a recent zombie attack on our farm, we had to make some of these weapons in this video. we attached balloons to bottles with rubber bands and fired sticks and loose change at the undead army of doom and terror.
    luckily for us the zombies were made of cardboard , so the weapons proved to be very effective and ultimately saved our lives.
    i cant thank you enough for this invaluable information

  • @stephyfae
    @stephyfae 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm more likely to use those methods on evil people I'm going to torture than a zombie apocalypse. Enjoying your videos!

  • @alberttorres9494
    @alberttorres9494 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    thnxs for the zombie apocalypse advise