I like how they make actual weapons in their own style 1: it was sort of a whip 2: a wooden spear 3: a warhammer 4: a guan dao 5: a saw (not quite a weapon but who cares)
@@_Diabloo But where would you find a crossbow? Baseball bats could be achieved though. A practical weapon would be a decently strong handle with a knife or other sharp object at the end or something like a large hammer.
Jeff: *has cold* * gets hit in mouth with second weapon 4:21 * * runs into door 10:22 * * steps on a nail 10:30 * *gets hurt using batchete 14:52 * Chris: *gets cut with the saw* 11:57 Rob: *perfectly fine*
I like how for the first, second and (maybe) third the tools used to make the weapons would have been better choices (gardening shears, knife and wrench respectively)
I don’t know why but I love seeing Reddolls die and I feel like a psychopath I used to play a game with my brother Max called zombie game that you kill zombies it’s basically like the apocalypse and you find your own weapon And you start the game
When you find yourself in the wild,the first thing you should get is a GOOD STICK. What for you ask? Well for poking For pole vaulting For keeping away aggressive animals (and people) For pushing Etc.
How to get a. ❤️ from Dangie Bros Include the word 'nub' Include 'have been here since cam and Jeff' Finally include 'love you're channel I watch it every day and you are my favourite TH-camrs' Have a nice day
Jeff: Im sick so im gonna chill in this video Also Jeff: climbs a tree with pliers bigger than his torso and jumps on a trampoline waving a stick in the air like frickin king kong
The ninja moves of jeff with that stick was sssssoooooo funny ..... It got so funny with that background sound........ I laughed my eyes 👀 out 😂🤣🤣😅😅😆🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😂
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m just gonna chill in this video. Later: Starts hitting workbench with a machete Edit:I have never gotten this many likes on a comment before, thank you people who liked
I remember when I was a kid my mom would go to the fridge and there would be a big teeth mark in the block of extra mature cheese bc I would take a bite from the block yea I was a weird kid
Shut up by the way is this is Jeff haha this is not Jeff I live in San Jacinto and I'm only eight Bobby Lashley I speak Spanish Soma secret sushi Scooby-Doo characters weather what day can I get a ship with a Acura how about the guy oh yeah oh yeah yeah karaoke distributor that I got yeah
Chris: we're becoming professionals.
Jeff: we're not professional craftsmen here.
Watching this 3 years later and I was absolutely in tears when Rob hit Jeff in the tooth. Not sure why but that killed me 😂😂
fr 😂😂
That hammer is pretty effective.
Imagine connecting that to a zombie head.
(or aggressive human)
True
Yes
I mean hitting in the spine, knee caps or any other place that can immobilize a zombie would probably be better then the head
Chris and Jeff: struggling to tighten the weapon
Rob: having fun watching and clapping
I like how they make actual weapons in their own style
1: it was sort of a whip
2: a wooden spear
3: a warhammer
4: a guan dao
5: a saw (not quite a weapon but who cares)
Bro Id just use a crossbow and a baseball bat
@@_Diabloo lol
I do this and I’m only8
I do this at 13
@@_Diabloo But where would you find a crossbow? Baseball bats could be achieved though. A practical weapon would be a decently strong handle with a knife or other sharp object at the end or something like a large hammer.
Them: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
Me: *draws blueprints for an apocalypse weapon* realizes they said that
Me again: oh well if I die I die
Bad
True
Lol
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
When chris threw the stick at the house I'm thinking. I'm going to die of laughter if it breaks the window. 🤣 was disappointed that didn't happen.
A Stick Can't Break Glass And It's Not Even Funny Okay And I Don't Want To Make a
A Fight
@@adelaidaaquino599 it would have just been funny boomer.
@@adelaidaaquino599 lmao youre stupid and it shows. 🤣
B.B. first b. V be v. B.B. by v. B.B. v v
14:42 Jeffri is an expert at breaking doors
I like how five minutes after Jeff said he was sick he was running around and being crazy like usual
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Jeff; “I’m sick and don’t really feel good so I am going to let them do all the work”
Also Jeff: *runs into a door* 🤣
Yeah Jeff you said you feel sick ;)
Btw im sick :(
I tept in a nail to
That was Rob
JK
Callie Woodard get well soon 😁
Jeff: Chris and Rob will be doing most of the work because I’m not feeling that well.
Also Jeff: Runs into half broken door screaming, Oh Yeah!
😂
Hi
I know
Cool aid
Jeff: *has cold* * gets hit in mouth with second weapon 4:21 * * runs into door 10:22 * * steps on a nail 10:30 * *gets hurt using batchete 14:52 *
Chris: *gets cut with the saw* 11:57
Rob: *perfectly fine*
@jacksepticeye fan for? there are many
@jacksepticeye fan fine lol
@jacksepticeye fan done :)
Jeff: im kinda sick so im gonna chill in this video
Also jeff: RUGBY TACKLES DOOR WITH HIS BARE HAAANDS!!!!!!
ok?
Haha i agree
@@kiahnaskye5869
😃😃😃😃
Jeff- I'm sick so I'm just gonna chill
Jeff again- OH YEAHHH runs into a door
Same true
Same same true
Same same same same true
Same same same same same true
You guys are pretty cool.
Anyone who loves zombies is my kind of person.
I like how for the first, second and (maybe) third the tools used to make the weapons would have been better choices (gardening shears, knife and wrench respectively)
Honestly they could've just used the wrench as a weapon xD
😀😄🤣😘
5:51 Image that being your front door 🚪
Jeff: I fell sick
Also Jeff: proceeds to hit a workbench with a machete
Ghost Boost and proceeds to garb a brick and throw it at a door
My tradition of *always eating* while *watching* the Dangie Bros carries on!!
Same
No one:
Literally no one:
Robert: "Oh ano ano?" 8:56
9:08 that really got me I don’t know why tho 😂
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m gonna chill
Also Jeff: runs into door😂😭
Lets hope he hasn't got the kung flu
9:45 u got it on my pants😂
What's up bro
This is so most un prepared and unsafe video i have ever seen. I love it
I don’t know why but I love seeing Reddolls die and I feel like a psychopath I used to play a game with my brother Max called zombie game that you kill zombies it’s basically like the apocalypse and you find your own weapon And you start the game
14:07 had me rolling Robert. 😂😂😂
Love Ur dangerous, probably life threatening videos! Keep it up !
Jeff: says he is sick and runs into a door
The entire comment section: stonks
Oof
3:25 uuuuhhhhhhhhh what you been watch Jeffrey
Your guy's channel is amazing. I have been watching since Cam and Jeff. Keep up the good work!
Me too! 🙂
Same
Me to
Same
Me tooooooo
When you find yourself in the wild,the first thing you should get is a GOOD STICK.
What for you ask?
Well for poking
For pole vaulting
For keeping away aggressive animals (and people)
For pushing
Etc.
How to get a. ❤️ from Dangie Bros
Include the word 'nub'
Include 'have been here since cam and Jeff'
Finally include 'love you're channel I watch it every day and you are my favourite TH-camrs'
Have a nice day
But you didn’t get one
(●´ω`●)
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Fock
ironic
At 4:03 when Jeff was swinging backwards on the zip line imagine if he fell into the pool!
I thought that did happen and I missed it 😁👍
I would die of laughter
Jeff: I’m gonna just chill cause I’m sick.
Later: starts knocking down the door!
I can only Imagine what he could smash if he was healthy
Jeff: Im sick so im gonna chill in this video
Also Jeff: climbs a tree with pliers bigger than his torso and jumps on a trampoline waving a stick in the air like frickin king kong
🎉🎉
👎🏻
T
More like a tusken raider
Who else remembers 24 hours in a 2 story box fort
Menot
Those were tbe days I was a youngin
I do
Good times
@@taranscarbrough8481 very good times
3:25 I laughed way harder then I should have
4:33 Me: ohh he’s making a knife with a knife.
Also Me: That’s illegal
its: Wait... THAt's Illegal
Its JerryVL i used the knife to make the knife
10k subscribers with no videos It can be whatever I want
Jeff: “I’m sick so you can do all the work”. Jeff: murdering the wood 3:20
Jeff : im sick
Also Jeff : acting like a crazy person
Them: Sharpens stick with a KNIFE
Me: You have a knife just use that
Right!😂😂
Haha you are awesome
Yeah but that ruins the purpose of the video
Ya beat me to it, dang it.
Tamer Alzoor I was just saying it Bc I noticed it no hate
Chris: your holding the wrench the wrong way ya dingas! chris holding the wrench the wrong way. Rob: dingas!
lol
Best yt channel ever
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m not going to do anything
Also jeff: sprints into a door
I know right
Aaaaaaaa
So ru
I mean tru
No he coolad man's it
5:37 what my coach said to me when I went up to shoot free throws!
My ten year old brother started laughing seven minutes in and hasn't stopped.
Jeff: I'm kinda sick so I'm goin to chill this video
*Murdurs door with his bear hands*
😂😂😂😂😂
Tucker French but he didn't say that ???????
Lmao x999999999999
So god help me ikr
Tucker French isn’t he just like his girlfriend? 😂
*MURDURS*
you mean murders
Go back to school this year
Jeff:I’m sick
Starts hitting a piece of wood with a macheti
It’s corona virus 🦠
Amber O’Brien shut UP
Bb Bbv don’t tell him to shut up
Bb Bbv why what did I do/say
machete 🤣
When Chris threw the stick at your house y'all should have edited in where the house crumbles into bricks haha
Jeff: I kinda sick I am chill in this vidoe
Also Jeff: runs into the FREAKIN DOOR
Majesty and Kelly world Maynard Spelled video wrong
OOF
1:17 me when I realized that my mom still counted my time when I was in the bathroom not playing Xbox
Wtf?
Imagine a real apocalypse irl dangie bros will be ready so maybe I need to get dangie as well
Jeff: Im sick sooo im just gonna chill.
Also jeff: ruins a dor with saws all even your face
3:25 i could NOT stop laughing at jefferys moan and throw XD
Me to
Ya
Hi meeee👋
I have not watched you guys in years omg
Jeff: I’m kinda sick so I’ll just be chillin this vid
2 minutes later goes Psycho on a door with a brick
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Boring
Liam Foran gdgdgdggf
6:16 Jeff: "I'm Filled with rage"
Yes, that's what he said.
@@southSNIPEDZ I know
@@michael765j Why did you have to comment it then?
@@southSNIPEDZ for the *memes*
*Jk*
As a machinist, I can say that this is not how a pro makes weapons in the zombie apocalypse.
You make zombie apacolypce weapons🤔
@@MysterymanV Who doesn’t?
@@fakebobbyhill296 😅
Chris-look at this nice slice of pineapple 😂😂😂
No
?
GUYS we have been gifted with the best gift of eternal life, ACCEPT it so you can go to heaven, to accept it fully follow Jesus, In Jesus name AMEN❤✝️
Jeff is acting like a maniac the entire video! Lol 😂
Sounds like Jeff
Isnt he always??
GUYS we have been gifted with the best gift of eternal life, ACCEPT it so you can go to heaven, to accept it fully follow Jesus, In Jesus name AMEN❤✝️
Jeff you're my favourite person in the danger Bros I hope you win every single challenge
Jeff : I’m sick I don’t feel good.
2 minutes into the video he’s beating a block of wood with a knife and running threw a door 😂😂😂
Lol facts tho
True that
Rob:*the judger* Chris:*sacrificed his finger* Jeff:*sicky boy*
The ninja moves of jeff with that stick was sssssoooooo funny .....
It got so funny with that background sound........
I laughed my eyes 👀 out 😂🤣🤣😅😅😆🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😂
Jeff: i’m gonna chill
Jeff 10 minutes later: Beats the sh*t out of a door
XD YA THATS SO TRUE HE DID BEET THE SH*T OUT OF THE DOOR
Jeff : how yea
3:16 Jeff Killed Me Because I Laughed Too Hard
Storm Weaver then how did u type this
Uhm
@@stormweaver8134 Does that mean you are a zombie now
OMG A GHOST IS WATCHING
"If it can slice through a watermelon it can slice through a zombie's skull"
*something's wrong I can feel it*
It’s just. A feeling i got.. like something’s about to happen but idk what
Zombie skull is going to break because its rotten
@@andreigloria5252 bone does not rot
@@jonathanfredriksson2438 yeah they turn into oil
@@snakegamer7731 after millions of years....
Jeff: You don't climb feet first!!!!!!! And when Chris constantly checks his hair!
They should’ve used the back side of saws all
I didn’t laugh when jeff said nibble I laughed when chris said stop touching the nibble
?
wow i will make the 5 weapon
?
When did they say nibble they did say nippile
Tbh same tho
Lol i love how the news talked about a zombie apocalypse
Me too 😂😂
Who else misses what the channel was along time ago with the series Chris is the type of guy that would
Jeff is surprisingly energetic while sick
He just runs in the door
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: Imagine if kids went and destroyed their own doors with remade weapons, that would be fun
Solo can you help me hit 1000 with 1video challenge
Omg mum can we go to the shop
Chris: fails to rip a stick of a tree
Me and my friends who have been doing for years : pathetic
So you destroy wood?
@@pengu2680 I do
Umm ok
@@pengu2680 first time?
yes random person
🍻🍻🍻 Cheers to dangie bros for making cringy but still good content at the same time
Zombie apocalypse: starts* everyone:to the dangie bros house
Ninja Jimbo what if u aren't in America
True
No
@@MrMetonicus we must find da wae
@@sentinel519 no
It's the first time seeing Chris go crazy breaking a stick
I love your guys videos! Keep it up!!
Jeff: i’m kind of sick guy so I’m just gonna chill this whole video
Then later Jeff: “No need to fear Neipel man is here.
😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dangie Bros: *Destroing doors in every video*
Home Depot: Why are this weirdos buying so many doors?!
so true
Jeff is good at breaking the door frames
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m going to chill
He helps with most of the weapons
"A better stick" looks like a pretzel tbh
You guys are the best youtubers ever
Jeff: I'm gonna chill today
Also jeff: starts stabbing a door with a slightly better stick
here before february 21. hope its great and they actually show up.
The Bat-Chete was the coolest if they hadn’t tried to smack a cinderblock
“We’re also gonna have a pole ↖️...”-*points into abyss*
Lol
I know right
Then he starts a demolition derby on the door with a brick he’s my favorite TH-camr
I swear when the zombie apocalypse does start you guys are ready
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m just gonna chill in this video.
Later: Starts hitting workbench with a machete
Edit:I have never gotten this many likes on a comment before, thank you people who liked
Hopefully he hasn't caught the kung flu
Harry Sleeman p
Jojo Sennin, I truly understand that honestly, no sarcasm implied
Rip
He also jumped on a water trampoline
Jeff: *touches blade* “OWW!”
Me: bruh
You mean chris
It’s jeff
I came here to say this
I love how Jeff is just eating cheese it’s
Ya
It’s wut
I remember when I was a kid my mom would go to the fridge and there would be a big teeth mark in the block of extra mature cheese bc I would take a bite from the block yea I was a weird kid
6:32 I was confused why Jeff was building it
Am I bad for laughing when Jeff said "stop laughing you immature 10 year olds."
Only if you're 10
@@iceboundgamer5795 I'm 9 yay
@@iceboundgamer5795 I also know what sex porn and masturbate means
13:49 I thought he said “the bat’s yeti” 🤣
3:26 cracks me up so much every time I watch it over and over again 😂 you’re so funny Jeff
I actually laughed my eyes 👀 out 😂🤣😅😆😆😅🤣
Shut up by the way is this is Jeff haha this is not Jeff I live in San Jacinto and I'm only eight Bobby Lashley I speak Spanish Soma secret sushi Scooby-Doo characters weather what day can I get a ship with a Acura how about the guy oh yeah oh yeah yeah karaoke distributor that I got yeah
I really love how Jeff just went oh yeah white into the door
Me too i liked were he went white in the door
Jeff:gets stick go caveman
Me:
Why was there cheese it’s in the background when they where building the final weapon
john angelidakis I didn’t see it