Testing 5 DIY Apocalypse Survival Weapons! *TERRIBLE TO AMAZING*
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2020
- From noob to PRO!! We built 5 different DIY apocalypse weapons ranging from terrible to amazing!
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Chris: we're becoming professionals.
Jeff: we're not professional craftsmen here.
Watching this 3 years later and I was absolutely in tears when Rob hit Jeff in the tooth. Not sure why but that killed me 😂😂
fr 😂😂
I like how they make actual weapons in their own style
1: it was sort of a whip
2: a wooden spear
3: a warhammer
4: a guan dao
5: a saw (not quite a weapon but who cares)
Bro Id just use a crossbow and a baseball bat
@@_Diabloo lol
I do this and I’m only8
I do this at 13
@@_Diabloo But where would you find a crossbow? Baseball bats could be achieved though. A practical weapon would be a decently strong handle with a knife or other sharp object at the end or something like a large hammer.
That hammer is pretty effective.
Imagine connecting that to a zombie head.
(or aggressive human)
True
Yes
I mean hitting in the spine, knee caps or any other place that can immobilize a zombie would probably be better then the head
5:51 Image that being your front door 🚪
Chris and Jeff: struggling to tighten the weapon
Rob: having fun watching and clapping
Them: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
Me: *draws blueprints for an apocalypse weapon* realizes they said that
Me again: oh well if I die I die
Bad
True
Lol
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
Jeff: *has cold* * gets hit in mouth with second weapon 4:21 * * runs into door 10:22 * * steps on a nail 10:30 * *gets hurt using batchete 14:52 *
Chris: *gets cut with the saw* 11:57
Rob: *perfectly fine*
@jacksepticeye fan for? there are many
@jacksepticeye fan fine lol
@jacksepticeye fan done :)
As a machinist, I can say that this is not how a pro makes weapons in the zombie apocalypse.
You make zombie apacolypce weapons🤔
@@MysterymanV Who doesn’t?
@@fakebobbyhill296 😅
Jeff; “I’m sick and don’t really feel good so I am going to let them do all the work”
Also Jeff: *runs into a door* 🤣
Yeah Jeff you said you feel sick ;)
Btw im sick :(
I tept in a nail to
That was Rob
JK
Callie Woodard get well soon 😁
I like how five minutes after Jeff said he was sick he was running around and being crazy like usual
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Jeff: says he is sick and runs into a door
The entire comment section: stonks
Oof
9:45 u got it on my pants😂
What's up bro
When chris threw the stick at the house I'm thinking. I'm going to die of laughter if it breaks the window. 🤣 was disappointed that didn't happen.
A Stick Can't Break Glass And It's Not Even Funny Okay And I Don't Want To Make a
A Fight
@@adelaidaaquino599 it would have just been funny boomer.
@@adelaidaaquino599 lmao youre stupid and it shows. 🤣
B.B. first b. V be v. B.B. by v. B.B. v v
9:08 that really got me I don’t know why tho 😂
Jeff: I fell sick
Also Jeff: proceeds to hit a workbench with a machete
Ghost Boost and proceeds to garb a brick and throw it at a door
Jeff: Chris and Rob will be doing most of the work because I’m not feeling that well.
Also Jeff: Runs into half broken door screaming, Oh Yeah!
😂
Hi
I know
Cool aid
3:25 uuuuhhhhhhhhh what you been watch Jeffrey
3:25 I laughed way harder then I should have
"If it can slice through a watermelon it can slice through a zombie's skull"
*something's wrong I can feel it*
It’s just. A feeling i got.. like something’s about to happen but idk what
Zombie skull is going to break because its rotten
@@andreigloria5252 bone does not rot
@@jonathanfredriksson2438 yeah they turn into oil
@@snakegamer7731 after millions of years....
Who else remembers 24 hours in a 2 story box fort
Menot
Those were tbe days I was a youngin
I do
Good times
@@taranscarbrough8481 very good times
Jeff- I'm sick so I'm just gonna chill
Jeff again- OH YEAHHH runs into a door
Same true
Same same true
Same same same same true
Same same same same same true
This is so most un prepared and unsafe video i have ever seen. I love it
I don’t know why but I love seeing Reddolls die and I feel like a psychopath I used to play a game with my brother Max called zombie game that you kill zombies it’s basically like the apocalypse and you find your own weapon And you start the game
Jeff: I’m gonna just chill cause I’m sick.
Later: starts knocking down the door!
I can only Imagine what he could smash if he was healthy
14:42 Jeffri is an expert at breaking doors
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m gonna chill
Also Jeff: runs into door😂😭
Lets hope he hasn't got the kung flu
When Chris threw the stick at your house y'all should have edited in where the house crumbles into bricks haha
Jeff’s face at 10:52 is like “so I stepped on a nail for nothing and your not gonna give me the point for it what is wrong with you” 🤣🤣
Them: Sharpens stick with a KNIFE
Me: You have a knife just use that
Right!😂😂
Haha you are awesome
Yeah but that ruins the purpose of the video
Ya beat me to it, dang it.
Tamer Alzoor I was just saying it Bc I noticed it no hate
I like how for the first, second and (maybe) third the tools used to make the weapons would have been better choices (gardening shears, knife and wrench respectively)
Honestly they could've just used the wrench as a weapon xD
😀😄🤣😘
The ninja moves of jeff with that stick was sssssoooooo funny .....
It got so funny with that background sound........
I laughed my eyes 👀 out 😂🤣🤣😅😅😆🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😂
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m going to chill
He helps with most of the weapons
1:17 me when I realized that my mom still counted my time when I was in the bathroom not playing Xbox
Wtf?
My tradition of *always eating* while *watching* the Dangie Bros carries on!!
Same
Love Ur dangerous, probably life threatening videos! Keep it up !
When you find yourself in the wild,the first thing you should get is a GOOD STICK.
What for you ask?
Well for poking
For pole vaulting
For keeping away aggressive animals (and people)
For pushing
Etc.
Jeff: Im sick sooo im just gonna chill.
Also jeff: ruins a dor with saws all even your face
Jeff:I’m sick
Starts hitting a piece of wood with a macheti
It’s corona virus 🦠
Amber O’Brien shut UP
Bb Bbv don’t tell him to shut up
Bb Bbv why what did I do/say
machete 🤣
Imagine a real apocalypse irl dangie bros will be ready so maybe I need to get dangie as well
Jeff : im sick
Also Jeff : acting like a crazy person
5:37 what my coach said to me when I went up to shoot free throws!
Jeff: I'm kinda sick so I'm goin to chill this video
*Murdurs door with his bear hands*
😂😂😂😂😂
Tucker French but he didn't say that ???????
Lmao x999999999999
So god help me ikr
Tucker French isn’t he just like his girlfriend? 😂
*MURDURS*
you mean murders
Go back to school this year
When he said smash me DETRIORT SmAsH!!!
I swear when the zombie apocalypse does start you guys are ready
Dangie bros: “here’s a nice looking bat”
Me: “oh nice”
Dangie bros: “oh and here’s a cool nice machete that we are going to add.”
Me: “oh.. it wouldn’t be dangie bros without something spiny on the weapon.”
Sooooooooo
True😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Jeff: im kinda sick so im gonna chill in this video
Also jeff: RUGBY TACKLES DOOR WITH HIS BARE HAAANDS!!!!!!
ok?
Haha i agree
@@kiahnaskye5869
😃😃😃😃
Jeff: *touches blade* “OWW!”
Me: bruh
You mean chris
It’s jeff
I came here to say this
This feels like what a bunch of kids would actually do in the apocalypse
At 4:03 when Jeff was swinging backwards on the zip line imagine if he fell into the pool!
I thought that did happen and I missed it 😁👍
I would die of laughter
Jeff is surprisingly energetic while sick
He just runs in the door
10:48 Prepares to survive zombie apocalypse - steps on a nail HAHAHAHAHAH :D
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m not going to do anything
Also jeff: sprints into a door
I know right
Aaaaaaaa
So ru
I mean tru
No he coolad man's it
Lol i love how the news talked about a zombie apocalypse
Me too 😂😂
Jeffrey at the start "im feeling kinda bad today so ima take it easy." When they try the weapons, Jeff be like " I will destroy you all!!"
I love your guys videos! Keep it up!!
Jeff: Im sick so im gonna chill in this video
Also Jeff: climbs a tree with pliers bigger than his torso and jumps on a trampoline waving a stick in the air like frickin king kong
🎉🎉
👎🏻
T
More like a tusken raider
4:33 Me: ohh he’s making a knife with a knife.
Also Me: That’s illegal
its: Wait... THAt's Illegal
Its JerryVL i used the knife to make the knife
10k subscribers with no videos It can be whatever I want
I really love how Jeff just went oh yeah white into the door
Me too i liked were he went white in the door
Jeff: I am sick
Me:you are breaking stuff
They should’ve used the back side of saws all
14:07 had me rolling Robert. 😂😂😂
I have not watched you guys in years omg
I have one question at 3:00 why use the sharpened stick when you have a knife right in ur hands
That’s not a noob weapon
No one:
Literally no one:
Robert: "Oh ano ano?" 8:56
Rob:*the judger* Chris:*sacrificed his finger* Jeff:*sicky boy*
1:09 me trying to pull my 17 yr old friend to the ground
😂
Who are they
For the forth weapon, I figured out a really good name. Samurai Slugger!
6:16 Jeff: "I'm Filled with rage"
Yes, that's what he said.
@@southSNIPEDZ I know
@@michael765j Why did you have to comment it then?
@@southSNIPEDZ for the *memes*
*Jk*
Chris: your holding the wrench the wrong way ya dingas! chris holding the wrench the wrong way. Rob: dingas!
lol
I love how Jeff is just eating cheese it’s
Ya
It’s wut
I remember when I was a kid my mom would go to the fridge and there would be a big teeth mark in the block of extra mature cheese bc I would take a bite from the block yea I was a weird kid
Kool-Aid: man oh yeah
Jeffrey: oh ow
Jeff : I’m sick I don’t feel good.
2 minutes into the video he’s beating a block of wood with a knife and running threw a door 😂😂😂
Lol facts tho
True that
6:32 I was confused why Jeff was building it
I didn’t laugh when jeff said nibble I laughed when chris said stop touching the nibble
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wow i will make the 5 weapon
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When did they say nibble they did say nippile
Tbh same tho
Me: I'm going to use dat stick
(BOOM)
Me: get rekt watermelon
Me: Slightly better stick, mine.
(BOOM)
(clink, clink)
Me: That didn't work.
(BOOOOOOOOOOM)
Me: lol get rekt door
3:25 i could NOT stop laughing at jefferys moan and throw XD
Me to
Ya
Hi meeee👋
“We’re also gonna have a pole ↖️...”-*points into abyss*
Lol
I know right
Love how the Monkey wrenches you need to tighten the pipe are a better weapon than the pipe hammer
But the hammer is cooler you need a cool zomboi weapon
Jeff is good at breaking the door frames
Jeff: “I’m sick so you can do all the work”. Jeff: murdering the wood 3:20
3:16 Jeff Killed Me Because I Laughed Too Hard
Storm Weaver then how did u type this
Uhm
@@stormweaver8134 Does that mean you are a zombie now
OMG A GHOST IS WATCHING
You guys are pretty cool.
Anyone who loves zombies is my kind of person.
The Bat-Chete was the coolest if they hadn’t tried to smack a cinderblock
Jeff: I’m sick so I’m just gonna chill in this video.
Later: Starts hitting workbench with a machete
Edit:I have never gotten this many likes on a comment before, thank you people who liked
Hopefully he hasn't caught the kung flu
Harry Sleeman p
Jojo Sennin, I truly understand that honestly, no sarcasm implied
Rip
He also jumped on a water trampoline
Chris: we’re becoming professionals here
Jeff: it’s not great but that’s ok cuz we are not professional craftsman
I commented the same thing.
Jeff in a bad mood damn 🤣 someone must hate having a 🥶
Nice Joe good Chris good one I really think this weapons going to win that’s gonna be the best zombie apocalypse gun I mean not gun weapon
How to get a. ❤️ from Dangie Bros
Include the word 'nub'
Include 'have been here since cam and Jeff'
Finally include 'love you're channel I watch it every day and you are my favourite TH-camrs'
Have a nice day
But you didn’t get one
(●´ω｀●)
Coooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Fock
ironic
Jeff is acting like a maniac the entire video! Lol 😂
Sounds like Jeff
Isnt he always??
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My ten year old brother started laughing seven minutes in and hasn't stopped.
Jeff: I feel sick Jeff: eah I'm fine
Is someone watching this in bed
Stalker💀 JK
No
Yup friends think im asleep 😏😏😏
You’re creepy stop watching me
Wat I call a bed a chouch
Zombie apocalypse: starts* everyone:to the dangie bros house
Ninja Jimbo what if u aren't in America
True
No
@@MrMetonicus we must find da wae
@@sentinel519 no
Mom: Go play with the neighbors kid
The neighbors kid 3:30
Messed it up it was supposed to be the part where Jeff was hitting the knife thing or the wood
3:22
Just edit it
and also 11:53 Chris:-and were off. Rob:-off to the races.The blade:-yeet. Me:- and thats why you have to be careful.
"A better stick" looks like a pretzel tbh
Jeff: i’m gonna chill
Jeff 10 minutes later: Beats the sh*t out of a door
XD YA THATS SO TRUE HE DID BEET THE SH*T OUT OF THE DOOR
Jeff : how yea
THATS DANGIE FOR YOU GUYS.
Absolutely no safety precautions what so ever🤣😅
Jeff: I’m kinda sick so I’ll just be chillin this vid
2 minutes later goes Psycho on a door with a brick
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Boring
Liam Foran gdgdgdggf