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emkay is my comfort channel and you've gotten me through some tough times. your videos always put a smile on my face. keep doing what you're doing :)
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im not gonna lie i feel the same exact way like js yesterday i was thinking of ending it all and i put on emkay and was actually granted a smile
@@nutella1060 i hope you feel better and get through whatever you're going through. you got this and ik I'm just a stranger on the internet but I'm rooting for youuu
@@cocodxst honestly thank you recently iv been in such a shitty headspace and iv really js needed people to talk to but since i dropped all my friends i havnt had anyone to talk to and honeslt im not even sure if my gf loves me anymore so life just sucks
Fun part about a "best man" is that they were supposed to defend you during your wedding if you were attacked. So the "worst man" would be your assassin.
I want a game base of this fact
Ever heard of the "take an arrow in the knee" saying/origin? It's pretty cute
I feel attacked that the worst man in the post had my name
Plot twist, you are your orst name
@@beancandev7818 Same.
Robin ain't sobbin' and coughin' in a coffin because he still poppin' off
Early
Robin
Sobbin'
Coughin'
Coffin
Poppin'
Bro just made 5 words rhyme in a sentence
Ey yo that’s cool!
And Gandalf the Gray
and Gandalf the white
I have heard that the "best man" originally meant the man who was best at swordfighting. So, yeah, trying to fight the cake still fits.
So, the Worst Man would be the one who loses in his fight with the cake?
In soviet russia, cake eat you
4:01 The entire plot to Octodad be like:
Yes! Except i think the wife notices eventually....
Trust me. What’s worse than realising someone doesn’t know your name is when some comes up and is like
“Hi, Jay”
And you realise that this guy has been in your class the whole year and you still aren’t sure whether his name is Adam, Andrew or Finn and you can’t ask because that would be rude
Worse feeling is when despite them saying their name a day ago, you can't remember for the life and sanity of you-
Oh yeah, I totally get that, from highschool to college I never knew anyone's name, not even what my profs were called. I'm horrible at names and won't remember them unless they're repeated to me hundreds of times daily.
r/Nonpoliticaltwitter is my favorite subreddit you guys cover. Always get excited when I see that notification.
same lol
the mom staring at the fruit snacks reminds me what my brother did as a kid. he put the kraft singles on the walls in his close. he was under 5, unwrapped each slice of cheese and literally stuck it on the walls of his closet. mom found it when he started smelling and asked why he did that. he shruged and said he might be hungry at night
“WHY AM I SO GOOD AT GUNS” is a very serious question.
Why?
Why am I so good at guns?
When I read '$40 worth of chipotle', I thought of the condiment and wondered why anyone would need so much chipotle at once...
CHIPOTLE IS A PEPPER, NOT A CONDIMENT. IT IS A SPICE. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
3:36 just makes me want to scream "there's a horse on the loose in a hospital"
Same 💀💀💀
the horse used the elevator?
@@Tuntisch I didn't know a horse knew how to do that...
Also you guys have helped me a lot, I lost my mother who was also my best friend last oct., 6 days before her 81st birthday. I'm almost 60 and even though I knew she wouldn't live forever I guess I just never imagined her not being here. It's been extremely hard for me to get through the days and I have even back slid a little with drugs but I am trying to do better, you guys actually give me some laughter and it does help when I'm at my worst, thank you.
Hang in there 💖 I wish you well
Thank you very much, I'm trying
8:24 no no no, you finish the cereal, drink the milk, and then do you decide you're still hungry
The only way to eat cereal is by shutting the fuck up and letting people eat it how they want it 8:21
no its bowl-milk-cereal-table
@@BuilderB08 why put it under the table?
@@BuilderB08 where does the spoon come in?!
@@christopherross7650 No, no. You put the table. In the bowl.
@@smallguitarmomyt5871 After table of course. It just gets in the way otherwise.
Gnomes getting a prostate exam would break them
I love gnomes.
9:22 fun fact, that's actually a way black people say what something reminds or looks like to them. so instead of saying "you remind me of/look like (blank)", they say "it's giving me very much (blank)" or "it's giving (blank)". the more you know about blaccents and african american vernacular english. :)
It's called cultural and regional dialects
@@lawson6267 yeah, thats what aave is 😭
6:35 made me think of how the takeout restaurant I work at doesn’t have physical menus anymore and we tell people “we just ran out.” It’s actually because they literally cost $1.50 each for the company to print which is absolutely fucking insane when people can just freely take them. A box of those damn paper menus is worth literally my entire paycheck, and thankfully my managers were sensible about that
I now understand why a restaurant may not have a physical menu- although those laminated ones are nice bc people can’t just take those and you can clean them
8:16 he wanted to cosplay Funny Valentine from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run
Bro, I've thought about the kidnapped with a stuffy nose. I've decided I'll lock the tape off
Robin saying he don't understand NFTs but low-key admitting he got game. Recognized. ✌️
6:08 I spent a solid 30 seconds just staring at that trying to figure out what it was. I’m pretty sure it’s a soap dispenser next to a paper towel dispenser.
omg thank you!!! I looked at that fir like a solid minute being like "what the actual fuck?"
I thought that was her arm
7:25 doesnt every microwave have the wattage on the front?
10:08
Robin.
Hooston and Hewston.
You're welcome
Houston, Texas is pronounced "HYOO-ston". The street in NYC is pronounced "HOW-ston". General Zod in Superman II said "HOO-ston" for some reason, even though he only knew the word from hearing it pronounced (had never seen it written down) by people talking about the one in Texas. Kryptonians have some weird habits.
I'm just gonna jump off your comment to rant about a subject near and dear to my heart.
Everyone, from the New York Times to randoms on the Internet: English grammar requires a comma after the state if preceded by a city and not terminating a sentence. "Houston, Texas, is where I live" or "I live in Houston, Texas."
I don't think I've seen one person get this right in the past several years. I thought I was going crazy, so I pulled out my old style guides and grammar books. But, no, it's just that everyone appears to have lost the rule.
...whew, that's out of my system for a bit. Please have a great day, all!
@@robertbeisert3315 this fact is so weird, and I know that in maybe twenty years, anyone who read your comment will randomly remember this and will be trying to figure out if it was an actual rule, or if an internet user lied. Thank you for continuing the cycle o7
@@robertbeisert3315 reading that put a wrench in the gears of my brain. why is that a rule, it throws the flow of the sentence off so badly 😭
@@oliviatilleman8055 commas separate the unrelated state name from the following phrase(s).
Same reason to use the Oxford comma. "Dinner will be steak, beans, macaroni and cheese and chocolate pudding."
@@oliviatilleman8055 I came to a better explanation. The sentence is a shortening of "Houston, which is in Texas, is my home."
6:25. There are 3 states of cooked for me: raw, cooked, and burned. Nothing in between. None of this rare, medium rare, well done bullspit.
The fruit snacks thing reminds me all too well of "Calvin & Hobbes". Also, that one about age being a feeling is sooo true. I'm early-onset Carl Fredricksen.
BTW, Robin -- Houston #1 = "Hyoostuhn", Houston #2 = "Howztuhn" ;)
4:00 that's just the plot of octodad.
4:10 So, basically you are saying that Octodad: Dadliest Catch will become real?
Im thinking thats just octodad
10:02
Apparently New Yorkers pronounce Houston as Howston but that's just what I've heard.
63 earths can fit inside… *child mind activated*
_DO NOT PUT PLANETS INSIDE OF THE CHILD!!_
i wish schools would teach people how to actually say uranus..
i get it funny joke. but do you understand actual educated people still think its pronounced
(your-anus) when is actually pronounced (urine-us)
@@jasonbuckley4118 The funny thing is the "your anus" pronunciation is actually more accurate to the Latin version of the word, not quite there but certainly closer, and the second version was made up purely to sidestep this awkward coincidence
7:54 That actually might be a functional sword, the proportions are not fucked up at least
9:47 y'know I'd expect that sentence to come from the creator of invader zim
There is another options for old women, the sweet old "my grandson is an angel" option. I should know as my grandmother chose that option. I have only heard her swear one and her only threat is to kick someone's "tush".
My great grandmother was somehow all of the options? She was a friendly woman who liked to cook and dote on her favourites, kinda a bitch if you WEREN'T her favourite, but in her younger years (but still during my life) she once drove to a different town, broke a steel framed door, and slapped my mother across the face because she had sworn at her over the phone. I must admit it was fun being the favourite descendent.
From my family, there is another. The one who is severely disappointed in her five girls and one son who all have families and treats all their kids like shit as soon as their parents aren’t in the room.
4:59 this is entirely covered in Falcon and the Winter Soldier
3:57 I'm 98% that IS the same car but different colour. A few decades really changes everything.
my favorite part of this video is Robin not understanding gen z slang
The Mrs. Doubtfire thing is only partially true. The NC-17 cut does not exist, but there is an R-rated one
THERE IS A HORSE LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL
Peter did a great walk and I don’t think I could do that
This is honestly my favorite subreddit
Kid named finger when they’re mad:
Middle
BRO THIS WAS POSTED ONE MINUTE AGO:D love your vids Emkay!!
Teacher: Today we are going to set off a thermonuclear bomb in class!
Kid named Charles Bubblesworth Remmingbottom III: 😧
they should add more gnomes to project zomboid
1:43 had me thinking of 'Somethings Wrong with Sunny Day Jack'
7:03 yeah, I get a horrible fever on the toilet if I forget to take medication and the fever causes me to get so hot that I have to take it all off.
robin not knowing what "it's giving" is made me laugh
Yes
Same
😎😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀🗿💀💀💀💀
No
4:37 he going to be accepted into hope's peak
Trunchable jump scare at 10:30 💀
Finger
waltuh
jesin
But
Cocainer
8:13 funny valentine
Yeah I feel the roosters.
I often wake up and start screaming too.
Not because of bad dreams but because my dreams are comparatively a paradise and I have just been ripped out of that paradise into a waking nightmare against my will.
11:25 That's not a problem, that's a free pet
You can eat soup anywhere with a good thermos and a set of camping utensils
8:14 I imagine this guy is adamant on picking up their napkin before anyone else
I see what you did there
8 year old me used to think nyc was a “cool” way to say nice
Imagine if someone that is going to propose to their lover just uses that message in the sand and proposes.
yall posted this at 1AM for me jesus
Ahhh right in time i been WAITING FOR MY BUS FOR AN HOUR your videos are very entertaining and make the time pass
0:22 There's a comic called _Empowered_ in which the heroine often gets captured. In one issue she tells a story about how she started crying while her mouth was taped and nearly suffocated because her nose started running. I think of that every single time I see someone tape someone's mouth in a movie or show. Every. Time.
With the stuffy nose/tape moth thing:
Your stuffy nose would clear up. If you can't breathe out your mouth, the nose will unstuck itself
Nah it sure as hell won't, especially when you can't get the breath to clear all the mucus with
8:41 is literally just the john mulaney "you have your law practice and i have all these fucking markers"
Teacher: Ok kids, time to finger paint!
Kid named to:
I didn't get the joke pls help
Do not worry random YT account, somebody will eventually make the joke clear
8:27 it literally looks so much less appetizing like I would not enjoy eating that
Peter probably feels that way because he's bred to have an extremely short snout tbh
11:58
**W H A T**
**T H E**
**F U C K**
**?!**
4:01 That's basically the plot of Octodad
Nah, that's just Sonic seeing his original movie design.
10:24 my grandama gave me 3 fake chickens 2 were for holding food\water or whatever 1 was to look nice but then a month later she get me. a 15 inch tall chicken (still fake) so now i have 4 chickens on a shelf with my own little story line for them
0:19 THANK YOU I think about this every time I watch a movie or true crime, my ass would be dead before they tried anything
5:45 doesn't *quite* work. You've got like one word too many there. Would have worked if it was "Please keep dogs on a lead". The "all" throws off the flow.
7:07 I saw the “why is it called the restroom when I’m fighting for my life “ meme Over a picture from saw.
You can't eat soup in the ocean unless it's frozen.
Suckling on soup isn't that much better. But frozen into small cubes, you got yourself a bite sized underwater meal.
8:13 I like to believe his brother was a Jojo's fan and working on his Funny Valentine cosplay
8:21 unless I am actively poring out the cereal I can't remember what order I do it in
At 1:32 in the video is actually incorrect, fun chicken fact, the screams or the calls they make don’t just start and stop in the morning, they constantly do it over night, like snoring or night terrors, your just awake in the morning to hear it. God forbid your surroundings are just neighborhoods full of chickens, unless your used to it , you’ll never sleep again.
In short, their always screaming in general.
9:00 Funny, I'm terrible at both...
All that work to recreate yourself in Elden Ring only to go full helmetcore like the rest of us.
9:33 Same 😭
Fun video! Thanks for uploading!
Mid 30's and I still giggled about Uranus.
I live in Iceland, nobody here wonders why there's shortages of stuff because it's normal. The reason why is almost always just, "the government," or, "it’s Iceland."
that part of the bathroom happened to me
i had apendicitis lmao
11:52 I realized this a few days ago when I listened to a song. The video was from 16 years ago. It was actually shocking.
9:52 airplane companies would argue
0:04 smash
2:38 Especially if it's Kelly that dies, then you know you killed the one person who's been there since the start.
4:00 Octodad. This is literally the plot of Octodad. Except he actually manages to trick almost everyone that he's actually an octopus
Except the neighbor chef and the wife, i think
@@anangelnamedcecil4958 it was his son that knew
Clearly emkay owns an air fryer.
My dad is the exact opposite of the dad that turns off the lights. He turns on every light in the damn house and they will stay on all night if I don't go around and turn them off. I know he's not made of money, but I guess he hasn't figured that out himself.
The Fact That The Creator Of Invader Zim Eats Soup Anywhere By Freezing It Is Not The Least Bit Surprising.
2:47 yeah but when they miss a point blank shot that couldn’t have been aimed better at 80% hit chance, I think we can give the blame to them
I stg Robin had never heard any slang in their entire life in half these videos
11:27 Nah man that's just how you become a world class chef
10:25
my nana is definitely the former.
she’s nice, fun to cook with, and she does insult humour sometimes!
8:13 eater brother is funny, and it's either Memorial Day or 4th of July.
As an Italian I can relate to saying that, but my mother didn't want me named any Italian names so it would've "no bless yous for Jayden"
Also that guy is prolly one good potato peeler now
my cat is rubbing himself on my arse while I’m watching this
The elden ring one was definitely impressive as hell