@@RavenholmZombie You know, it would have been really interesting if there was a way to successfully romance Morinth. The idea I always had in mind was if Shepard had a maxed renegade bar, he could just barrrrrely survive it. Maybe could force his points to reset or change his class as a result of the literal mindfuck.
So the moral of the story is: Cheating on the all-knowing information broker who can find out about gas passed hallway across the galaxy IS A BAD IDEA.
Not only that, she has control over all the Shadow Broker agents, literally an army that she WILL use to kill you...... Overall, Cheating on all-knowing information broker is not only a bad idea, it f***ing stupid.
Liara: "So, you rekindled your relationship with Blasto, hero of the Citadel." Shepard: "Liara, I..." Blasto: "This one is familiar with enkindling. This one has enkindled with multiple females across the galaxy."
Gotta appreciate how Shepard can help Liara become the Shadow Broker in ME2, notice how just about nothing is a secret (information terminals, video recordings, etc.) and still be unprepared for when Liara finds out.
Liara: Shepard I know about you and Benezia Shepard: Liara, I... am your father. Liara: NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! Shepard: Search your feelings, Liara. You know it to be true.
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Wrex! FemShep: Liara, I... Wrex: Shepard? FemShep: Wrex? Liara: Not this again! Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Grunt! FemShep: Liara, I... wait, how did you find that out? Grunt: Hee hee hee. Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Legion! FemShep: Liara, I... Legion: Shepard Commander, we need assistance with our hole.
I've rarely heard anyone call Cortez just "Steve" (which is also my boyfriend's name) so when I played a male who got with Liara and then Cortez, this scene freaked me out. She just says "I heard about you and STEVE" so aggressively, I felt like I was cheating on Liara with my actual boyfriend and she was calling me out for it.
The way Liara said "Shepard, I know about____" made me fear for Shepard's and the other person's life. By the Goddess, I hope all involved sleep with one eye open.
Liara: I've heard about you and Grunt. Shepard: Liara I.. I just love to blow shit up. It's not you, it's Grunt he's better at destroying the universe. Liara: But Shepard.... I've been working on plans for device. Shepard: Liara don't make this harder than it needs to be.
Liara: "Shepard I know about you and Saren" Shepard: "Liara I...wait you were there when I killed him!" Liara: "I saw you die and yet here you are." Shepard: ".....I should go."
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and EDI. Shepard: Liara, I .... Liara: Be inside whoever you want I am ... Shepard: Waaaait shes the ship remember? Liara: Ahh right ...
Liara: Shepard I hard about you and Kasumi. Shepard: Liara, I... Really? That's a surprise sense she's good at being sneaky. Liara: I was just talking about you helping her on the citadel, what are you talking about? Shepard: Nothing! Never mind! Kasumi: ... ;^) Liara: Shepard I heard about you and Liara. Shepard: Liara, I... wait... what? Liara: Shepard I heard about you and Harbinger. Shepard: Liara, I... Harbinger: This hurts her. Liara: Shepard I know about you and the justicar. Shepard: Liara, I... wanted to help her by adjusting her "car". Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Shiala. Shepard: Liara, I... didn't want to pass up the only green asari. Liara: Shepard, I know you've taken up with Ms. Emily Wong. Shepard: Liara, I... if being with Wong is wrong I do not want to be right.
Liara: Shepard, I know that Garrus has been calibrating your gun in private. Manshep: Liara, I.. wait, what? Liara: What? Manshep: Uh.. I'm not into Garrus that way.. and where did you even get that? That was terrible. Liara: ... Then who _are_ you seeing behind my back? Manshep: No-one?? Liara: That seems too implausible. Manshep: You have some trust issues. I'm just.. I'm just gonna leave you to it.
"Shepard I know about you and Harbinger" "Wait? How is that . . . OH SHI-" *ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. SUBMIT NOW, SHEPARD* Critical Mission Failure
There's none for Thane? So you can rekindle your romance with him and be with Liara at the same time? That would be ideal for me since I love them both so much. Romanced Garrus too once.
Yes, since he dies early on and before you can start/rekindle other romances, you can rekindle your relationship with Thane and then move on after he dies. But if you stay faithful, there's a very special ending for his romance in Citadel DLC
FluffyNinjaLlama I never romanced him but I always loved his voice. :D I always end up saving him on Virmire but I started replaying again recently as renegade and I saved Ash for a change. It was really hard but I managed to do it. I started to like her too. They're both interesting characters. :)
You know I just tried it and chose some private time with Thane at Huerta Memorial but she still got angry at me when I wanted to talk to her on the Normandy. xD Same conversation as all these. But I've read that it doesn't matter. You can still be with her later.
Liara: Shepard I know about you and Joker. Shepard: Liara I... wait what about me and Joker. Liara: Don't lie! You're seeing Joker behind my back. Shepard: He's a fucking cripple. If I was actually seeing him he'd be dead by now. Liara: Shepard I... Shepard: My cabin... then
Liara: Shepard i know you've gone back to tali Shepard: Liara.....I Liara: seriously shepard?!? that's just disgusting. you would choose a space gypsy who can't even properly have sex with you outside her suit, with whom u can't even eat the same food over an asari who will live for a 1000 years can have mind sex with you & have blue babies for you who will call you dada? Shepard: im one of those idiot talimancers lol.
Khanan unlike you, I would rather be with a space "gypsy" than a selfish blue bitch who would hand their lovers lifeless body over to terrorists to play Frankenstein with.
@@Khananbuilds maybe because tali has a better personality. All liara has going for her is looks. I now just always break it off with her in the Shadow Broker DLC because I dont feel like doing another playthrough of me1 to change it.
"What do you want, Liara? Tali and Garrus weren't romancible in the first game and the human options both sucked out loud. Was I supposed to just pretend everyone in ME2 wasn't way more interesting?"
"Sucked out loud" is right, I romance no one in ME1, ME2 is just so much more interesting. Why bone another human, we already know what that's like, aliens are where it's at
Doing a new playthrough right now, and it's the first time I've never romanced Liara, and remained only friends with her. Honestly, the friendship narrative with her is so wholesome that it makes me smile.
Legion: "Shepard Commander, this unit calculates a 100% chance of Tali forcefully mating with you if you bring peace between our races." Javik: "This machine is correct Commander. However, she is likely to engage you in several mating rituals if you save her people and destroy the machines. Primitive Quarians were quiet beautiful. I can only imagine what slightly more civilised primitive ones would look like."
She reacts the same way to Thane. Which means that one of the most powerful people in the galaxy, who will also outlive Shepard and will have centuries for other relationships, is feeling threatened by a dying man.
Especially in ME2 when she goes "yes you came back! and now you're trying to replace a dying man's wife!" like.... damn Liara you went for the jugular 😭
Liara: Shepard I know you've been making advances on EDI. Shepard: Liara I... Liara: I'm not worried about myself as much as I am about Joker. I cannot believe you would actually hurt his feelings knowing how he feels about EDI. You know he is sensitive! Shepard: I was just making a social experiment, Mordin said that it would be possible to achieve intercourse with EDI. I saved Joker from having a shattered pelvis. Liara: Is that so? Shepard: YES! Besides Jeff's heart can't possibly break as easy as his twig bones. He'll find a new joke to make out of this. Liara: By The Goddess! What did I ever see in you? I should flay you alive with my mind! But i will restrict myself since my Father Aethyta will do it for me. Shepard: You wouldn't dare! Liara: .... Shepard: *backs away slowly* I'll uh...be..someplace other than here. Liara: *Evil smirk* I'll be watching
This video is even funnier when it's been over ten years since you last played the game and can pretty much only remember the main characters. I was like "...Who the fuck is Steve?"
Here's my view on cheating on other characters: Liara: Not an option. She has eyes and ears everywhere, plus she's only around 130. Tali: Never, that's just evil. Jack: Not a smart option, she would rip me in half, literally. Miranda: No chance. Dat ass, nuff said. Ashley: Hell to the f**king yes!
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Mordin.
Shepard: Liara, I...
Mordin: Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
Johnny Guitar
Too soon. I just lost him on my play through. The feels. 😢
Still funny though
HAH! I laughed and cried at once. Dammit Mordin, why'd you have to be so brave?
Damn! :D :D :D :D too good!
Had me dying laughing until I remembered him singing before the boom...aww
Liara: "Shepard, I know you slept with Anderson."
Shepard: "Liara, I...owe him one"
Anderson: "More than one"
Thats hilarious :D
+Efren Arevalo aaAHHHAHHAHAHAHhahahahaha you made my day.
I'm laughing way too much
lmao!!
I laughed more than I should have...XDDD
"Sheppard Commander, this unit is knowledgeable of your courtship with Liara"
"Legion I..."
You just made my day .
darkshadowlow I've never made top comment before! I feel so honoured! :3
Aknownledged!
john doe awww legion is so cute
Shepard: No data available
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Morinth.
Shepard's Ghost: Liara, I...
Oh my god that's incredible
Shepard: "Critical Mission Failure"
[critical mission failure music plays]
🤣😂
@@RavenholmZombie You know, it would have been really interesting if there was a way to successfully romance Morinth. The idea I always had in mind was if Shepard had a maxed renegade bar, he could just barrrrrely survive it. Maybe could force his points to reset or change his class as a result of the literal mindfuck.
Liara: I know you've banged the entire galaxy!
Shepard: Liara I...should really get tested.
Funny as fuck.
No should have said..."Yeah...you should get tested"
Liara: I know you've banged the entire galaxy!
Shepard: Liara I... We'll bang okay.
This made me laugh out loud 🤣🤣
Space AIDS is no joke. Be careful out there, kids.
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Council
Shepard: Oh Looks like we lost the signal to Liara
Joker: That never gets old
Ah, yes, "Liara." We have dismissed that claim.
There's some good sparatus female Shep fanfic.... Not that I partake or anything
*WHOOPS*
You Know it!
I never understands why it takes 3 years for her to rail on you for that. Lady, you were in the room when it happened!
Kelly Chambers is a mastermind. She can’t find any proof about your relationship with her.
Even as the ShadowBroker Lol
Liara doesnt care about sidehoes. She is cool like that.
Maybe the evidence was dissolv-
@@gaigeschaal9070 :(
@@gaigeschaal9070 you monster.
So the moral of the story is: Cheating on the all-knowing information broker who can find out about gas passed hallway across the galaxy IS A BAD IDEA.
Especially considering who Liara's "father" is....
Not only that, she has control over all the Shadow Broker agents, literally an army that she WILL use to kill you......
Overall, Cheating on all-knowing information broker is not only a bad idea, it f***ing stupid.
Tourettesguyfan102 He's the first human spectre,he wouldn't give a fuck.
+Tourettesguyfan102 eh when going against a guy who can save a galaxy i wouldn't be afraid sorry for bringing back a old statement
That’s pretty much every girlfriend ever existed
Liara: Shepard I know you about you and Harbinger!
Shepard: But he assumed direct control!!!!
I've seen enough hentai to know what that means...
omg I'm dying laughing at this comment
BRILLIANT
Dude you broke the internet
lmaoo dude this is sooo funny
Liara: Shepard I know about you and the reapers
Shepard: Liara I...dimiss that claim
Funinightmare 4 years later and this is still fucking funny
@@acesiegel4467 Yeah, yeah it is.
Shepard: Ah yes, Reapers...
Wow, you actually went there! 😲
*Harbinger Voice* Ah yes, "Shepard". The Milky Way organic allegedly uniting the galaxy against us. We have dismissed that claim.
Liara : Shepard I know you've been eating steak
Shepard : Liara, I.. Fucking love Steak
Liara: Shepard, I'm a Reaper Doomsday device.
Shepard: OH SH...!!!
This is Canon.
So underrated...
*Calamari
Shepard: "Liara, we'll bang, okay?"
Liara: "My body is ready."
Liara: Shepard I know you slept with everyone.
Shepard: Liara I.... Should go.
Liara: Shepard I know you slept with everyone.
Shepard: Liara I.... We'll bang, ok?
We'll bang, ok?
Liara: I know you banged your entire crew!
Shepard: Liara, I.... We'll bang ok?
johnmin93 had to retract my like to keep it at 69. now lemme get 69 likes EGGZACLEE
Liara: "So, you rekindled your relationship with Blasto, hero of the Citadel."
Shepard: "Liara, I..."
Blasto: "This one is familiar with enkindling. This one has enkindled with multiple females across the galaxy."
Fantastic
Liara: "Shepard, i heard about you and the council"
Shepard: "Ah yes, the council"
Hahaha
they are constantly fucking him/her
We already "dismissed" that "claim"
Shepard: "You know it!"
1ShepardCZ Joker: aaaand we're out!
"Shepard, I know you're still a virgin."
"Liara, I...Just am hopeless romantic"
Non-romancing Shepards lol
the best shepard
Javik will see to that.
Is this a real outcome?
"Liara I... I'm looking for a boyfriend free girl"
That should be a dialogue when you romance no one
Gotta appreciate how Shepard can help Liara become the Shadow Broker in ME2, notice how just about nothing is a secret (information terminals, video recordings, etc.) and still be unprepared for when Liara finds out.
Shepard has no time for girls' problems. Liara, Ayyyyyy.
Thats why you just break it off with her in the dlc and just be friends.
"I'm occupied, Shepard."
Your HOMEWORLD is occupied. ... wait
Patrick Schulz dude
That’s
Fucked
Damn she better use all her broker contact's to find something to cool down after that
Burn 🔥 🔥 🔥
@@thatmcarnguy4098 Joker: Too Soon?
"So is yours, hahahahaha".
Liara: Shepard I know about you and Benezia
Shepard: Liara, I... am your father.
Liara: NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Shepard: Search your feelings, Liara. You know it to be true.
Shepard is also half krogan.
@@TweekMorgan4dictator he half worka, look for voice actor work.
Liara: no, that is scientifically impossible
Her father is Matriarch Aethyta
Shepard: Seriusly, fuck your Mother, i know i did.
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Wrex!
FemShep: Liara, I...
Wrex: Shepard?
FemShep: Wrex?
Liara: Not this again!
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Grunt!
FemShep: Liara, I... wait, how did you find that out?
Grunt: Hee hee hee.
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Legion!
FemShep: Liara, I...
Legion: Shepard Commander, we need assistance with our hole.
Lol.
LMFAO
Cheese of Mana My sides! My sides! XD
OMG 100 Likes for my comment. Thank yiu everyone :D
Cheese of Mana Your comment is better than the video xd
Liara: Shepard, I've heard about you and __________
Shepard: Liara, aiiii...
I've rarely heard anyone call Cortez just "Steve" (which is also my boyfriend's name) so when I played a male who got with Liara and then Cortez, this scene freaked me out. She just says "I heard about you and STEVE" so aggressively, I felt like I was cheating on Liara with my actual boyfriend and she was calling me out for it.
That's a funny little story :D
Are you still with Steve?
Annoyed Orange which one are you referring to?
@@abohsukampret lmfao gotta try huh
@@antiochorontes6374 Of course, man. A year later and I'm still dying to know how good Steve looks.
Liara: Shepard I know about you and Liara
Shepard: Liara...I...WAIT THATS YOU!
REAL SHIT AHAHAHA
Shepard: Liara, I...We'll bang, okay?
Geth Prime You filthy Geth, I don't trust you.
Liara: “Shepard, I know you hooked up with Javik.”
Shepard: “Liara, I...”
Javik: “You see a lot for a primitive with only two eyes.”
Haahhahahhah
The way Liara said "Shepard, I know about____" made me fear for Shepard's and the other person's life. By the Goddess, I hope all involved sleep with one eye open.
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Admiral Raan.
Tali: WHAT?!
Raan: Keelah...
Shepard: wait, what?
Raan: kill he... Ahem Ahem uhh keelah?
_Tali loading her shotgun in the background_
Poor Tali! Her step mom equivalent is seducing her human boyfriend!
(The next Mass Effect should lean in on the "dating" simulation)
“I’m a member of Parliament, not your favorite stripper.” Chrissy
“You can be both.” Amos
@@Jdne199311 Quarian admirals have no time for human foolishness!
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Wrex.
Shepard: Liara, we have to cure the genophage somehow...
Liara: I know you slept with Admiral Hackett
Shepard: Liara I...I had orders.
Liara: Well, I guess that's okay then.
LOL
"Hacket out"
More like hackett in
@@fluffycarrot42 OH MY GOD I CAN'T-
In his defence, Admiral Hackett sounds so dreamy over the comm. 🥰
Liara: Shepard I know you about you and Wrex!
*Door opens to reveal Wrex* : Shepard...
Shepard: ...Wrex.
Jajajaja
Liara: "Shepard I know you taken up with those pirate scum" Shepard: "Aye Liara"
Liara: I know about you and Harbinger.
Shepard: Liara, I...AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Garrus.
Shepard: And what about Illusive Man's base location?
Liara: Uh...
Best. Shadow Broker. Ever.
Or the prothean thing in Tesia xD
@@justinLaw5 I mean Miranda physically met TIM, how does she not know beyond placing a tracker?
@@soulstealer5625 true first cutscene in ME2 she's with him like wtf. Was she blind folded on the way there?
@@rubicontugboat5415 yes he has trust issues
@@drew2626 wait, was she actually for real blindfolded?
Liara: "Shepard, i heard about you and the reapers"
Shepard: "Ah yes, the reapers"
"We have dismissed that claim".
Liara: Shepherd, I've heard about you and Doctor Chakwas.
Shepherd: Liara, I...
Chakwas: I like working on soldiers.
Bruv
Shes good at taking it from behind.
I wish Chakwas could be a romance option. She's just so cool
@@fangsabre shes old as mold ewww
Liara: Shepard I know about you and mrs allers
Shepard: Liara I.... I just wanted to see if I could get some steaks up in there
Liara: Shepard I know about you and mrs allers
Shepard: Liara I... only did that so the galaxy could hear some good news.
Liara: "Shepard, I know about you and Ms. Allers"
Shepard: "Liara, I .... I did it for the battle tits."
These comments are fucking hilarious, but I could never cheat on Liara.
yeah, liara is the best
yeah not within my code of morals to cheat on a woman
***** just in general
I didnt cheat, I left her in ME2 since she felt I wasn't important enough honestly.
@@AeonStaiteexactly.
Liara to male Shepard: I heard about you and femShep
MaleShep:WTFFF?
InSheption.
That’d be the most epic banging of all time that the reapers would die from its awesome energy
@@CyrussNP no need for crucial
@@CyrussNP Is a shame that is not possible to bang a male or femshep in the game
@@mateoreyes6921 They should have changed up the story and made the Shepard clone the opposite sex default shep.
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and the entire crew on this ship - and then some.
Shepard: Liara, I...
Liara: I've heard about you and Grunt.
Shepard: Liara I.. I just love to blow shit up. It's not you, it's Grunt he's better at destroying the universe.
Liara: But Shepard.... I've been working on plans for device.
Shepard: Liara don't make this harder than it needs to be.
Heeeeeeeeeeh heeeeeeeeeeeh heeeeeeeeeeeeh...
Liara: "Shepard I know about you and Saren"
Shepard: "Liara I...wait you were there when I killed him!"
Liara: "I saw you die and yet here you are."
Shepard: ".....I should go."
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Khalisah
Shepard: Liara, I... have had enough of your snide insinuations
"Shepard, I'm a reaper doomsday device."
"Liara, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"So, I heard you tried to romance that Justicar."
"*sniff* Don't remind me...";_;
Shepard: Liara, I know about you and Feron.
.
Liara: Shepard, I..
She didn't
@@lostforever773 she did
@@darkmaguire9656 she didn't
@@exiledium360 she does a lot if you don't romance her in me1, she does a little bit less if you did
@@darkmaguire9656 source?
Liara " Shepard I know about you and your relationship with legion"
Shepard: "............no data available"
Ahhhh The Normandy aka the Love Boat of the 22nd Century
Damn, Shepard really gets around
What goes around comes around *Clears throat*
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and EDI.
Shepard: Liara, I ....
Liara: Be inside whoever you want I am ...
Shepard: Waaaait shes the ship remember?
Liara: Ahh right ...
EDI: I am glad to see harmony restored. Now, Shepard, about the sex tape...
*Head does a 360* wait way?!
@@Egalitariat-likesecretariat EDI selling sex tapes of the Normandy crew to fund the war effort
"Of course, how foolish of me."
Liara: Shepard I hard about you and Kasumi. Shepard: Liara, I... Really? That's a surprise sense she's good at being sneaky. Liara: I was just talking about you helping her on the citadel, what are you talking about? Shepard: Nothing! Never mind! Kasumi: ... ;^)
Liara: Shepard I heard about you and Liara. Shepard: Liara, I... wait... what?
Liara: Shepard I heard about you and Harbinger. Shepard: Liara, I... Harbinger: This hurts her.
Liara: Shepard I know about you and the justicar. Shepard: Liara, I... wanted to help her by adjusting her "car".
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Shiala. Shepard: Liara, I... didn't want to pass up the only green asari.
Liara: Shepard, I know you've taken up with Ms. Emily Wong. Shepard: Liara, I... if being with Wong is wrong I do not want to be right.
GIVE THIS MAN A COOKIE!
such a missed opportinity for a berserk reference with Wong...
Harbinger and Wong got me hard :D
Shiala is a major missed opportunity for a romance option. Definitely a must for the re-release.
@@johnwotek3816 ootl.
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and the unicorn!
Shepard: Liara, I.... WAIT WHO TOLD YOU?!!!
Liara: I-
Shepard: ARE YOU STALKING ME?!!!
It was my secret! MY DAMN SECRET!!!
haha glad you caught to the joke!! :D
GmodDTM
God I love Mass Effect Gamer Poop!
day. made.
FallenOrcHunter Ooouh :(
Liara: Shepard i heard about you and Urz
Shepard: Liara I...probably brought scale itch onboard the normandy
liara: I heard about you and Miranda
Shepard: liara....i love you ash...miranda wait no...shit
Liara: Shepard, I know that Garrus has been calibrating your gun in private.
Manshep: Liara, I.. wait, what?
Liara: What?
Manshep: Uh.. I'm not into Garrus that way.. and where did you even get that? That was terrible.
Liara: ... Then who _are_ you seeing behind my back?
Manshep: No-one??
Liara: That seems too implausible.
Manshep: You have some trust issues. I'm just.. I'm just gonna leave you to it.
Meanwhile, Garrus is calibrating Shepard's gun in private.
Shep : I mean i tried taking Garrus out shopping to have him chill out, all he ever wanted to look at is sniper scopes!
@@twinodoom manshep: GARRUS DID YOU TOUCH MY GUN!? The bullets curve to the left now
I love how she talks about not having time to play games when you have to reassure her three times in that game alone that you want to be with her.
I was hoping that a race as enlightened as the Asari would not stoop so low that they would start behaving like feminists.
@@NostalgicGamerRickOShay The straw type it'd be from perspective and being the new SB during a galactic war takes its heavyweight on ya
Liara, I should go.
"Shepard I know about you and Harbinger"
"Wait? How is that . . . OH SHI-"
*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. SUBMIT NOW, SHEPARD*
Critical Mission Failure
Best
Lost it x'D
Harbinger is a dom confirmed
PRESERVE SHEPARD'S BOOTY IF POSSIBLE
"Shepard, I heard about you and the Rachni Queen."
I've seen enough anime to know where this is going.
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Garrus
Shepard: Liara, I
Garrus: Liara, I have reach and now Shepard, thanks to my calibration, has flexibility
liara: "shepard, i know about you and your space hamster"
shepard: "liara, i..."
*wait, that's illegal*
Squeak?
DAMN!!! It's fucking impossible to cheat on the Shadow Broker of information without the bitch finding out!
unless she's...DEAD!
Jesse Brewer DUN DUN DUNN
But she can't find the Illusive Man's base!
illusive man is elusive
She is a very good information broker.
Liara: Shepard I heard about you and Shepard.
Shepard: Liara.. I..
+Leonard cravioto Shepard's clone:....We''ll bang,okay?
I know these lines exist, but I could never betray Liara like that. She's been such a true friend and ally to Shep.
Me neither, first time I've seen these.
Honestly I never heard the Diana allers one in my playthrough I got with her and still did the liara romance.
@@dakotahsmith8320 SAME. Im so confused lol Liara has never said this to me
Uh given her bullshit in ME2 it was easy for me to leave her. She made her choice to not be with me when it meant the most...
@@AeonStaite She's also really distant and only fucks like once per game... Annoyed, other characters you get it on like 3 times
Liara: Shepard I heard about you and Legion.
Shepard: Liara, I….there was a hole.
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Morinth.
Shepard: BRAAAAAAAIIINS!!!
"Shepard, I know about you and Mrs. Allers".
"Liara, I..."
"Seriously Shepard, what the fuck. Even for asari standars, that's just disgusting!"
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Khalisah.
Shep: Liara... I need someone to practice my right hook on.
Liara: Shepard, i know about you and Harbinger
Shepard: Liara, i.....
Harbinger: Thank you Shepard for letting me "Assume Control"
Haha this guy ^
Seeing this in 2017 and im dead asf thank you for this lol.
There's none for Thane? So you can rekindle your romance with him and be with Liara at the same time? That would be ideal for me since I love them both so much. Romanced Garrus too once.
Yes, since he dies early on and before you can start/rekindle other romances, you can rekindle your relationship with Thane and then move on after he dies. But if you stay faithful, there's a very special ending for his romance in Citadel DLC
FluffyNinjaLlama
Thanks for the info. Yes, I saw videos of Thane DLC romance it makes me cry every time.
merdziiikaa
As much as I love Thane and Garrus, Kaidan will always be my fave
FluffyNinjaLlama I never romanced him but I always loved his voice. :D I always end up saving him on Virmire but I started replaying again recently as renegade and I saved Ash for a change. It was really hard but I managed to do it. I started to like her too. They're both interesting characters. :)
You know I just tried it and chose some private time with Thane at Huerta Memorial but she still got angry at me when I wanted to talk to her on the Normandy. xD Same conversation as all these. But I've read that it doesn't matter. You can still be with her later.
Liara: Shepard I know about you and Joker.
Shepard: Liara I... wait what about me and Joker.
Liara: Don't lie! You're seeing Joker behind my back.
Shepard: He's a fucking cripple. If I was actually seeing him he'd be dead by now.
Liara: Shepard I...
Shepard: My cabin... then
I finally got into ME but I find it pretty shit. Not to my taste, back to the Order and COD.
Jason Burns Ha ha knew it was going to be difficult getting u into rpgs on top of anime. Let's jst stick to mma, football and baseball.
Mikael Ortmayer Snds gud to me m8.
Liara " Shepherd I know about you and Eve"
Shepherd " Liara, I"
Eve " I wish I didn't"
Those are gonna be some ugly hatchlings.
Liara: Shepard I know you've gone back to Tali.
Shepard: Liara...
Shepard: Could you blame me?
Twist ending, Liara is banging Tali as well... someone had to write that fanfic already.
@@TweekMorgan4dictator Tali is to good for her.
(And isn't bi)
Liara: Shepard, I heard about you and Samantha.
Shepard: Liara, I.... wait how do you know?
Liara: Shepard, I uh...
+Zaknithra Auvryath SHE HAS CAMERAS EVERYWHERE!!
she wouldn't much of a shadow broker if she didn't lol
Zaknithra Auvryath I know, it's just that I'm a little worried what she does with the recordings.
Víctor Zapién lol don't think about it, but now I'm a little worried myself 0_0
Zaknithra Auvryath FORNAX!
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and your clone.
Shepard: Liara, I...
Best part is, this was all from one play-through! Shepard, you player, you!
You can't blame Shepard for going back to Tali. I mean she's *Tali*, the cuttest thing the galaxy has to offer.
Liara: Shepard i know you've gone back to tali
Shepard: Liara.....I
Liara: seriously shepard?!? that's just disgusting. you would choose a space gypsy who can't even properly have sex with you outside her suit, with whom u can't even eat the same food over an asari who will live for a 1000 years can have mind sex with you & have blue babies for you who will call you dada?
Shepard: im one of those idiot talimancers lol.
Khanan unlike you, I would rather be with a space "gypsy" than a selfish blue bitch who would hand their lovers lifeless body over to terrorists to play Frankenstein with.
if you a going with MaleShep you are 100% right... but Garrus is the best, all the way
@@Khananbuilds maybe because tali has a better personality. All liara has going for her is looks. I now just always break it off with her in the Shadow Broker DLC because I dont feel like doing another playthrough of me1 to change it.
@@TainyaGaming That guy seriously have some issues, hating so much on a fictional character lol
"What do you want, Liara? Tali and Garrus weren't romancible in the first game and the human options both sucked out loud. Was I supposed to just pretend everyone in ME2 wasn't way more interesting?"
"Sucked out loud" is right, I romance no one in ME1, ME2 is just so much more interesting. Why bone another human, we already know what that's like, aliens are where it's at
Doing a new playthrough right now, and it's the first time I've never romanced Liara, and remained only friends with her. Honestly, the friendship narrative with her is so wholesome that it makes me smile.
SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH
Legion: "Shepard Commander, this unit calculates a 100% chance of Tali forcefully mating with you if you bring peace between our races."
Javik: "This machine is correct Commander. However, she is likely to engage you in several mating rituals if you save her people and destroy the machines. Primitive Quarians were quiet beautiful. I can only imagine what slightly more civilised primitive ones would look like."
Liara: Shepard I heard about you and Liara.
Shepard: Liara, I... wait what?
One GF that you don't want to cheat on...never know she might send a Yagh to swallow you whole.
Because fighting one Shadow Broker wasn't enough.
She reacts the same way to Thane. Which means that one of the most powerful people in the galaxy, who will also outlive Shepard and will have centuries for other relationships, is feeling threatened by a dying man.
This....
Especially in ME2 when she goes "yes you came back! and now you're trying to replace a dying man's wife!" like.... damn Liara you went for the jugular 😭
Liara: SHEPARD I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND HARBINGER
Shepard: LIARA I.... I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
Liara: Shepard I know you've been making advances on EDI.
Shepard: Liara I...
Liara: I'm not worried about myself as much as I am about Joker. I cannot believe you would actually hurt his feelings knowing how he feels about EDI. You know he is sensitive!
Shepard: I was just making a social experiment, Mordin said that it would be possible to achieve intercourse with EDI. I saved Joker from having a shattered pelvis.
Liara: Is that so?
Shepard: YES! Besides Jeff's heart can't possibly break as easy as his twig bones. He'll find a new joke to make out of this.
Liara: By The Goddess! What did I ever see in you? I should flay you alive with my mind! But i will restrict myself since my Father Aethyta will do it for me.
Shepard: You wouldn't dare!
Liara: ....
Shepard: *backs away slowly* I'll uh...be..someplace other than here.
Liara: *Evil smirk* I'll be watching
You must already have a fanfic of this elsewhere.
Lol no I don't but I really should ;D
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Harbinger.
Shepard: Liara, I-
Harbinger: THIS HURTS YOU.
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and the collectors.
Shepard: Liara, I.....
Harbinger: Assuming direct control
Shepard: I should go
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Javik
Shepard: Liara, I...
Javik: Well, it is the one thing primitives are good at!
Most people: "Liara... I..."
Me: "Liara, AYE!!" 😎
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and Jacob.
Male Shepard: Liara, I..... can't go back.
Shepard: Liara, I know about you and Jack.
Liara: Shepard, I...
_Jack walks in, her fists glowing that biotic purple._
Jack: I will destroy you!
This video is even funnier when it's been over ten years since you last played the game and can pretty much only remember the main characters. I was like "...Who the fuck is Steve?"
I wish there was one for Aria when she kisses you. :D
Shepard: *Looks at blue rock on Liara‘s desk* So I see you‘ve taken up with Grunt.
Liara: Shepard I...
Grunt: Heh Heh Heh.
Liara: Shepard, I know about you and the Varren!
Shepard: Liara, I...
Mordin: So THAT’S how that case of scale-itch got on board the Normandy!
"Shepard, I know about you and Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani."
"Liara, I... hadn't had enough of her disingenuous assertions."
What can I say Liara? Your hips just can't compete with Tali's
Liara: "Shepard, I heard about you and your mercenary fetish..."
Shepard: "Liara I....Go go go!"
Liara: "I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
phoenixevo87 lolcs
this 4 year old comment is hilarious
Here's my view on cheating on other characters:
Liara: Not an option. She has eyes and ears everywhere, plus she's only around 130.
Tali: Never, that's just evil.
Jack: Not a smart option, she would rip me in half, literally.
Miranda: No chance. Dat ass, nuff said.
Ashley: Hell to the f**king yes!
Shepard i heard about you and Grunt
HE HE HE