American Dad - CIA Technology (Compilation)

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  • @PHX787
    @PHX787 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2124

    That scientist's love of brownies never fails to make me laugh

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      I mean, if he can pilot _that_ mech with _only_ physical controls, he's _earned_ them, let's be real.

    • @Joaquin546
      @Joaquin546 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Also helps Francine makes a never ending brownie pan! 😂

    • @matt13r1
      @matt13r1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      BROWNIES!

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@seand.g423So powerful and so tactile. Love it.

    • @conntoons_4848
      @conntoons_4848 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I don’t blame him

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2467

    my fave CIA tech has to be the never sleep pill, I would love to be constantly energized and do more stuff 24 hours a day

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Until you inevitably are killed by sleep deprivation in about a week

    • @suli0786
      @suli0786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@thecommunistdoggo1008 well no because stan and francine were on the pill for a good few weeks. the CIA said that the pill would basically make you feel like you slept properly so there is no downside to it.

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@suli0786 Feel like you've slept and actually having slept are two very different things. The brain and muscles need sleep to recover from intensive use. Sleep is necessary to survival and there is no way around that. Only explanation is the cartoon is stretching what is possible to an unrealistic extent. In reality those pills exist, it's called cocaine. Jokes aside they would kill you in less then 2 weeks

    • @pablocruz5613
      @pablocruz5613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I give you 11 days before you die. Sleep deprivation is NO JOKE, experiments were done and in just 2 days with 0 sleep, your cognition starts to deteriorate.

    • @turbovictime7672
      @turbovictime7672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that's meth for you

  • @robowolfgaming8775
    @robowolfgaming8775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2036

    Stan: "He's cold..."
    Klaus: "Well, I am German"
    I don't know why, but I found that really funny

    • @decepticonleadermegatron5239
      @decepticonleadermegatron5239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because Germans are funny

    • @mastermonarch
      @mastermonarch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@decepticonleadermegatron5239 especially between 1939 and 1945 histerical

    • @fumafuma0323
      @fumafuma0323 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Omg I found someone with the same Profile picture lol

    • @vamirion8735
      @vamirion8735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@decepticonleadermegatron5239 do people really think Germans are?
      I tought we had people with the darkest humor on earth here

    • @decepticonleadermegatron5239
      @decepticonleadermegatron5239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vamirion8735 it’s a joke, no one really thinks that

  • @themanwiththeannoyedface3774
    @themanwiththeannoyedface3774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    Jackson: What was in that tea?
    Bullock: A very light opiate. But that has nothing to do with the visions your seeing.
    Patrick Stewart is such a gem

    • @vaultboy5492
      @vaultboy5492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      they be sippin lean

    • @21austro98
      @21austro98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Very well saiki

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Appearently he was hired specifically for that, they right lines soley to make him say utterly insane shit in his fancy Picard voice, and he always nails it.

    • @religiousabuse
      @religiousabuse 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dude love your profile picture

    • @AnneHathawayRules
      @AnneHathawayRules หลายเดือนก่อน

      WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP NOW YOU ICE QUEEEEEEN??? 😂😂😂

  • @beware3586
    @beware3586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2265

    Omg Bullock shredding the guitar on a skyscraper to summon a storm almost killed me. I was eating. Now im trying to remember how to breathe and cleaning food off my desk.

    • @Sam-dd8cl
      @Sam-dd8cl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Your comment made my day. Thank you

    • @beware3586
      @beware3586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Sam-dd8cl I am warmed to hear that my suffering had some benefits.

    • @crazy406chris2
      @crazy406chris2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      How else do you summon the combined might of thor and Zeus at the same time

    • @swaglevi4315
      @swaglevi4315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@crazy406chris2 by challenging thor to a eating contest and scream at olympus that zeus can no longer hide behind the skirts of athena

    • @tonyroach6297
      @tonyroach6297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      too funny 🎸

  • @jackharper7002
    @jackharper7002 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2657

    I don’t know why but the way Roger so casually breaks Haileys arm always has me in stitches

    • @bmo5177
      @bmo5177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      stitches lmao?

    • @Knownwhale462
      @Knownwhale462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Damn so sorry to hear that, where'd you need stitches? And I hope you recover quick!

    • @johnsegota4494
      @johnsegota4494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Knownwhale462 its a metaphor lol

    • @christopherbeattie3126
      @christopherbeattie3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are not alone. Great minds think alike

    • @Kaluka101
      @Kaluka101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@christopherbeattie3126 But fools hardly differ.

  • @tentayeprimo6674
    @tentayeprimo6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    Bullock is the best boss, letting the CIA have an unlimited budget for wacky inventions they only use once

    • @dwoodman26
      @dwoodman26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kinda reminds me of James Bond 🤔

    • @swagmaster699
      @swagmaster699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where do I apply?

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just like the real CIA

    • @vampiregamingyt8754
      @vampiregamingyt8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@CollinMcLean only instead of over throwing democratic governments, they are partying and having fun

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@vampiregamingyt8754 Just like Weird Al

  • @mr.skippy4898
    @mr.skippy4898 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Bullock kills it every time with that Full House reference, turning water into cocaine or when shredding riffs from his guitar while summoning a storm off of a building. True God tier character.

  • @MrClassiccarenthusia
    @MrClassiccarenthusia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    0:35 - Having worked with engineers most of my life in the electronics, IT, infrastructure and most recently automotive sectors. I can confirm that this is accurate.

    • @devilpupbear09
      @devilpupbear09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Anything for BROWNIES!

    • @long_chin_man
      @long_chin_man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      B R O W N E E E S

    • @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica
      @MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What they did like 40 years ago made be believe they wouldn’t like brownie

    • @DurbanPriest
      @DurbanPriest 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes we love our brownies. Diablo brownies are crack

    • @MrClassiccarenthusia
      @MrClassiccarenthusia 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@DurbanPriest Before the unfortunate incident of 2020, back when I was working for a division of Supermicro, we had a visit from Intel. They'd just brought out a new Xeon Scalable model range, and they brought with them chocolates, little cakes and indeed, brownies.
      The cakes were small CPU shaped, with the Intel logo, 486 DX logo, wafer lithography, PCB circuitry etc stenciled on them.
      Everyone went mad for those little cakes, I remember the foreman from the assembly floor came upstairs demanding to know where the cakes were. Then dove into the meeting room to grab some.
      I was in the technical sales department at the time. Watching this lunacy unfolding: 👁️👄👁️

  • @jeremyanderson1139
    @jeremyanderson1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +941

    Bullock's classmate and gay lover was voiced by Thomas Brodie-Sangster, who also voiced Ferb on Phineas and Ferb

    • @benivinson3693
      @benivinson3693 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Ferns later years were weird

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Thanks for that

    • @themanwiththeannoyedface3774
      @themanwiththeannoyedface3774 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Great, now I'll never get that mental image out of my head

    • @idkissausername1667
      @idkissausername1667 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      oh...

    • @wak69
      @wak69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So Ferb didnt get with vanessa in this timeline?

  • @micahschmitz859
    @micahschmitz859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    4:39 A voice actor, who is possibly one of the greatest to ever make "animal sounds", just sitting going "youp youp" is hilarious"

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Imagine the look on DBB's voice when they told him to purposefully bad rabbit sounds.

    • @ShadNex
      @ShadNex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flat earther

    • @Jupiterninja95
      @Jupiterninja95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's Dee Bradley Baker?!?!

    • @RandomManIncorperated
      @RandomManIncorperated 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Jupiterninja95Yes It Is

  • @ivory9494
    @ivory9494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    22:47 the fact that Bullock is voiced by Patrick Stewart, who starred in star trek during the 80s and 90s elevates this joke to a new level.

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Picard got laid. A lot.

    • @RonJohn63
      @RonJohn63 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Only for kids.

  • @StoneOcean24
    @StoneOcean24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Bullock shredding on a multi-story building while a tornado has been made is metal as fuck

  • @Deconstruction_Administrator
    @Deconstruction_Administrator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    The first clip, I can't deny, I would 100% be the guy working on the mech on the other side of the room that screams, "BROWNIES!!!", gets in the mech and charges over the grab the container.
    And I am not ashamed to admit it.

    • @chippydippy1530
      @chippydippy1530 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Let’s be honest a lot of people would lmao

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Honestly, with piloting skills like _that,_ wtf even is there left _to be_ ashamed of?

  • @HannibalKantter
    @HannibalKantter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    Francine has always seem smarter than what she apparents to be. She knows she's hot and can and will use that to get her way. Hell, she might had been an amazing spy for the CIA

    • @coletrain411
      @coletrain411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Anyone ever notice that steve looks more like stans coworker than he looks like stan

    • @ww6372
      @ww6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@coletrain411 there's an episode dedicated to Hailey possibly being an affair child. It wouldn't surprise me if Steve isn't Stan's child either.

    • @ThatGuy-gd1vf
      @ThatGuy-gd1vf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      almost every hot girl uses her body to get her way, i wouldn't call it Francine being smart

    • @colonelmustard2652
      @colonelmustard2652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All their wives are plants from the pickle factory. Being his wife is her assignment. She already is an amazing spy for the CIA.

    • @spacelogic101whatif
      @spacelogic101whatif 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@colonelmustard2652 Then how does the CIA not know about Roger?

  • @theodoresherman5707
    @theodoresherman5707 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    32:13 I feel like a lot of Stan's problems could have been solved with the Men in Black mind eraser thing

    • @jeffjones7443
      @jeffjones7443 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      neuralyzer

    • @whiteeye3453
      @whiteeye3453 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually he did have that and still did not end well

  • @phantomform4171
    @phantomform4171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I love how the jokes are suppose to be "there's no way they have this tech but they do." Like chem trails and weather control. But then they used a highly charged UAV in the middle east this summer to make it rain to fight high temperatures.

    • @e19639092
      @e19639092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Eggzactly

    • @amirriddle
      @amirriddle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They’ve been making it rain for years but yeah I get what you are saying

    • @smallmud5457
      @smallmud5457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait what, we can do that?

    • @tomc.5704
      @tomc.5704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@smallmud5457 Kind of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
      But all we're doing is inducing rain. We can't create moisture. We just try and get what's already there to condense into large enough droplets.

    • @brucebaxter6923
      @brucebaxter6923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Citation needed

  • @RyanKufang1
    @RyanKufang1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I’ve told you time and again AIDS was the FBI
    I love the anger in his voice

    • @whiteeye3453
      @whiteeye3453 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was aids fbi and not uncontrollable sex with gays?

  • @williamlawrence6190
    @williamlawrence6190 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The look on bullock's face when he saw God's autograph is priceless

  • @topdragon5118
    @topdragon5118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Bullock - “Think smith, what’s the most embarrassing thing you don’t want people to see”
    Stan - “you leave my children out of this”
    Gold😂

    • @greenwoodcaffeination9045
      @greenwoodcaffeination9045 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I mean a drug hippie who’s somehow still in college for 19 years for a daughter
      And a wimpy nerd for a son
      I cannot honestly blame Stan

    • @KW-de9sc
      @KW-de9sc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Steve is alright.

  • @hollowgaming477
    @hollowgaming477 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    “But as it turns out Dr. Whitesman is a big fan of $20” had me rolling

  • @Ae-oxian
    @Ae-oxian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    22:45 under rated joke

  • @e.c.3750
    @e.c.3750 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    21:19 Bullocks laugh kills me😂🤣🤣

  • @michma121
    @michma121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Bullock, "And this machine that turns water into cocaine...I'll just hang onto that."
    Every drug dealer's dream.

    • @zachanderson9976
      @zachanderson9976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best Invention Ever

    • @Oh_well339
      @Oh_well339 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Charlie charlie charlie charlie charlie..

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@zachanderson9976 no, the "best invention ever" would be able to do the reverse, as well.
      Think about it.

  • @MrPhantaze
    @MrPhantaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    American Dad is the better side of Seth: its everything Family Guy isnt

    • @AkashSharma-sy7gm
      @AkashSharma-sy7gm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      the thing is, American dad is more of a Mike Barker show, until he left. you can figure out the how the series drastically changes in the middle. I mean I live and breathe family guy, however you must have noticed, it lacks it's spark in the later seasons. pushed to a point where an iconic show like family guy is only running so they could go down in history next to Simpsons. I have never watched a single Simpsons episode. the creative control of the team on AM is full of new talents whereas Seth is the only force, in the hind sight, running family guy.

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It would have been better if they have more characters who would have been counterparts to the other recurring or supporting characters of family guy, ie the token black guy to be the answer to Cleveland, or a ladies man who would have been Stan's quagmire or a local police officer who would have been Stan's answer to joe Swanson.. plus a local bar that would have been american dad's answer to the broken stool plus the local bartender who would have been the american dad equivalent of Jerome/Horace or moe syzlack

    • @AmargoMariano
      @AmargoMariano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about The Cleveland Show?

    • @mucous-membrane
      @mucous-membrane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How high were you when you bothered to write that?

    • @Azmina_the_warlock
      @Azmina_the_warlock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK

  • @JMonty0100
    @JMonty0100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “You take these pills and you feel like you just slept 8 hours.”
    So it’s adderall.

  • @Kat-nd5fq
    @Kat-nd5fq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    The pill turned Stan into an absolute goddamn hon

    • @noxdecious8096
      @noxdecious8096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so true queen!

    • @olsmokey
      @olsmokey หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How come he/she looks like Quagmire's dad?

  • @westminsterabbey.6916
    @westminsterabbey.6916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Can’t believe it’s taken me the better part of a decade to realise that the guys at the lab are the creators of the show.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    My father just passed at 87…
    He worked on the UNIVAC computer (for those too young look up what it is it is essentially the nation’s second computer-the size of a university lecture hall).
    He loves this whole scene:
    08:40

  • @flickcentergaming680
    @flickcentergaming680 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Brownies guy is so relatable.

    • @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory
      @WesternOhioInterurbanHistory 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Brownies guy is the man we should aspire to be, he had his priorities correct

  • @mastermonarch
    @mastermonarch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    1986 was the summer Olympics Klaus wouldnt have won Gold in the ski jump

    • @codieomeallain6635
      @codieomeallain6635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also Stan says “not on *my* watch” but in flashbacks of his childhood he is around third form in 1988.

  • @martinruf8784
    @martinruf8784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    28:30 gets me everytime... Can you imagine Patrick Stewarts face?

  • @fumothfan9
    @fumothfan9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    8:36
    Notice how it's steve's RIGHT hand lmao.

  • @krisi192995
    @krisi192995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    "And this is why I'm not worried about isis." GENIOUS

  • @buildertherobloxian4731
    @buildertherobloxian4731 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    12:07
    “Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Charlie Listen to me CHARLIE CHARLIE… What's your Name Again?”

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I do find it funny that they make jokes about Klaus being a Nazi when he was _literally an East German Communist_ lmfao

  • @nativeseneca7181
    @nativeseneca7181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Seeing Bullock give raspberries puts me in tears😂

  • @mjtraeger_official
    @mjtraeger_official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I love Patrick Stewart's role in this show xD

  • @jacobvalveras5717
    @jacobvalveras5717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bullock with that insane riff

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    i like how any tech they need for the story can be hand-waved by "CIA"

  • @ShadowBeetle
    @ShadowBeetle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:33 i always loved the brownie man. A man extremely qualified but only one weakness... brownies

  • @a.rustici1972
    @a.rustici1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    33:22
    “This is why I’m not worried about Isis.”
    👍🤣👌‼️

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I love how they made the CIA essentially god in this show and yet still have trouble finding and killing the enemy

  • @STH151NicoleFan
    @STH151NicoleFan ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Stan acting like cloning his own son is completely okay in order to see whose way of raising him works out better. Francine on the other hand is freaking out exactly the way someone would in this situation.

  • @adultishgambino1
    @adultishgambino1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Either Roger has a new power or Stan has an unexplained CIA tech

    • @KW-de9sc
      @KW-de9sc 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      At least the cia patt makes sense.

  • @NotAPostingCartoonist
    @NotAPostingCartoonist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like that “American Dad’s” animation is able to work around the “Family Guy” character designs.
    They definitely try harder than Family Guy does.

  • @thatguyintheroom1420
    @thatguyintheroom1420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:50 unironically badass

  • @kappamykappa6112
    @kappamykappa6112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:30 This feels like when Sam Witwicky found out that Bumblebee wasn't just a car

  • @henryattfield8979
    @henryattfield8979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Klaus has had a very sad life when you think about it.

    • @vampiregamingyt8754
      @vampiregamingyt8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh, hes a pseudo Nazis. Who cares

    • @xenn4985
      @xenn4985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vampiregamingyt8754 what the fuck is a pseudo nazi

    • @vampiregamingyt8754
      @vampiregamingyt8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xenn4985 a pseudo Nazis is comparable to today's white supremacists anti semetic groups.

    • @xenn4985
      @xenn4985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vampiregamingyt8754 how the fuck is the fish a pseudo nazi

    • @vampiregamingyt8754
      @vampiregamingyt8754 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xenn4985 all the stuff he says in regards to jews

  • @kylegovender6211
    @kylegovender6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    2:35 It's called cloud seeding

    • @burntchickennugget191
      @burntchickennugget191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea true but most just go with chem trails due to them useing chemicals to manipulate it. In reality it wont matter much when I build the HARP

  • @melissaleoncreolenola
    @melissaleoncreolenola 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    @0:05 the wave in the back 😅😅😂😂😂 these two are funny as hell

  • @enthusia492
    @enthusia492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That Holodeck scene. Genius

  • @user-hk1ok8vn8w
    @user-hk1ok8vn8w 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:36- BROWNIES

  • @themanwiththeannoyedface3774
    @themanwiththeannoyedface3774 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Parent: My child is sick. I need you to get them better. I don’t care what experimental, morally questionable surgery you need to use, just do it!
    Doctor: We have some cold medicine.
    Parent: Don’t talk to me about your dark arts, just make them better!

  • @OuterRimPride
    @OuterRimPride 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Patrick Stewart roasting Star Trek fans is gold

  • @Parko1878
    @Parko1878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    16:14 OMG poor Reginald!! How could they?? He was cute as a button🎼

  • @dkrampage2933
    @dkrampage2933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    29:20 actually it makes sense since Stan is Hung as Fuck so if his "Manhood" is huge her "Womanhood" should too

  • @justinlast2lastharder749
    @justinlast2lastharder749 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "You wouldn't hurt a guy in a Wheelchair?"
    "Yes, but I would hurt a guy WITH his Wheelchair"
    Might be the best joke MacFarlane has written in a long time.

  • @sandshark2517
    @sandshark2517 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "You had a wife? I always thought... I dont know what i thought. I never thought about you."
    That is such a harsh throwaway line from him.

  • @goliath1179
    @goliath1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Bullock has to rock out on top of the building to call in Thor and bring some thunder

  • @spider59er35
    @spider59er35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    13:52 See Punisher the Movie and any other fight scene to see why piercings should never be worn in a fight lol

  • @buildertherobloxian4731
    @buildertherobloxian4731 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    29:36
    “Steve if you wanna pay respects to a Fat Man who Died on the Toilet we can Visit your Aunt Mary's Grave.”

  • @tjjohnson1675
    @tjjohnson1675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    The fact that the cia has this technology lying around is amazing yet terrifying

  • @kamaljohnson2200
    @kamaljohnson2200 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:48 so Avery Bullock is a bard... that explains so much

  • @LunarFresh
    @LunarFresh 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    0:37 BROWNIES
    *mech noises *Piggy eating noises
    *Sigh He makes it difficult to negotiate 😂

  • @frankieking3133
    @frankieking3133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    19:03 jesus that was fast

  • @kyjunno
    @kyjunno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “You wouldn’t hurt a guy in a wheel chair right?”
    “Of course not. But I will hurt a guy WITH his wheel chair”

  • @LeittenArt
    @LeittenArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Sounds like someone’s been to Trinidad but not Tobago.” Lmaoooo the way he said that.

  • @jamhousestudios5596
    @jamhousestudios5596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    BROWNIES!!!!!

  • @krusk3544
    @krusk3544 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Stan went to race riot disturbingly fast

  • @DrakeDracoDragon89
    @DrakeDracoDragon89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I dont think that old computer could hold the entire conscience of 4 people.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Their consciences aren't as big as you thought.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hell, I'm not even sure it could run a _normal goldfish!_

  • @CeeJay____
    @CeeJay____ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Steve gets credit for overpowering a grown man that surprised him with a weapon.

  • @inquisitorvelisvel7665
    @inquisitorvelisvel7665 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    28:32 is still fucking gold

  • @gregoriokyle1232
    @gregoriokyle1232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i forget that stan is actually a cia agent sometimes

  • @246vili
    @246vili 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    22:46
    Bullock: The what now?
    Stan: From Star Trek.
    Bullock: Some of us spent the late 80's and early 90's getting laid, Smith.
    AUUUUCH! Now that was a burn if I ever heard any.

  • @henryzamora9879
    @henryzamora9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I wonder if some of these inventions are actually real and they just make random funny scenarios for the show as an excuse to present them

    • @LOCKBlT
      @LOCKBlT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Weather control is real

  • @user-sp9zh5pf8x
    @user-sp9zh5pf8x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks you I've been waiting for this for 13 years in Azkaban

  • @purplenurp5590
    @purplenurp5590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Girlfriend: my bf must be cheating
    Boyfriend and the boyz: BROWNIESSSS

  • @PsychicWars
    @PsychicWars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I would pay at least half my life savings for those no-sleep pills.

  • @jakisall
    @jakisall 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I think out of all American Dad, “BROWNIES!!!” will stay burned in my mind.

  • @potatoheadpokemario1931
    @potatoheadpokemario1931 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Pill should never be twice the recommended dosage

  • @andrewsutherland133
    @andrewsutherland133 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "were getting these girls drunk so we can kiss them"
    The fact that the joke didn't age well considering the context of the time is the most hilarious thing

  • @macekreislahomes1690
    @macekreislahomes1690 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Let's start a list of all technology shown.

    • @macekreislahomes1690
      @macekreislahomes1690 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      1. Anti aging.
      2. Telepathic DS9 style l
      3. Weather Control
      5. Brainswithing surgery X3
      6. Hybrrnation
      7. 5. Used to make a sentant car/Soul transfer
      8. Dementinal transfer
      9. Cyborg
      10. Androids
      11. Liquid to medicine and other drugs transfer
      8. Handheld long range tricorder
      9. Steroids X2
      10. Lazer Defense System/Transformers
      11. Memory Neutralizer
      12. Working Clones X4
      13. Regeneration
      14. Spisies changing X4
      15. Transporter
      16. Holo Deck/Holograms
      17. DNA Editing AKA C.R.I.S.P.E.R.
      18. Other gender/Species translator
      19. Gender Changing
      20. Artificial Memory Chambers
      21. 24+ energy/sleep in a pin a pill
      22. Hidden cameras
      23. Ketomine, Spice, super Street Drugs, Steroids, Bacta

  • @michaeldolinar3716
    @michaeldolinar3716 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The best joke ever was Patrick Stewart not knowing the holodeck

  • @AwakenedFaith
    @AwakenedFaith ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don’t know why but the way Roger so casually breaks Haileys arm always has me in stitches cre by Jack Harper

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's funny how Bullock, who's voiced by Picard, doesn't know about Star Trek.

  • @reidmackenzie7287
    @reidmackenzie7287 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    10:31 I don’t get why Stan got upset at “protestants only” when he himself is Episcopalian which is a mainline protestant denomination. Bad continuity I guess?

    • @reidmackenzie7287
      @reidmackenzie7287 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @changingthelawsofphysics Okay my bad

  • @ValentineFarm
    @ValentineFarm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The Controllers just have to show us the truth, they cannot help themselves!

    • @Vortex_Feedz
      @Vortex_Feedz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      EXACTLY. People really think this shit just for comedy 🤦🏾‍♂️ shit is real

    • @LOCKBlT
      @LOCKBlT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      On gawd

    • @afaxmachine5045
      @afaxmachine5045 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumasses

  • @Drey_doll
    @Drey_doll 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wait, why does it look like they’re all holding the camera while pooping lol

  • @marcodelgado296
    @marcodelgado296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:52 yup they bout to catch a case🤡💯

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it's only snot since after awhile Steve looked at the girls like his daughters. FBI? 😳

  • @mikelange7319
    @mikelange7319 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love these, isn't your work but these little videos make me laugh

  • @schnoz2372
    @schnoz2372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Your car is now your former fish bro” bit was great

  • @vrcompatible8999
    @vrcompatible8999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I'm doctor dubs, and this is my ride" that killed me

  • @howdyfellers6389
    @howdyfellers6389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bullock had me in tears calling Haley boring

  • @MouthJaw
    @MouthJaw 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When the guy loves brownies so much

  • @coletrain411
    @coletrain411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It turns out dr weissmen is a big fan of $20
    I am deceased rip

  • @peteralexandergraae2830
    @peteralexandergraae2830 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The best part about the hologram deck and star trek joke is that patrick steward is in star trek

  • @vikramsarangan18
    @vikramsarangan18 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    CRISPR explained amazingly here

  • @ethancargile1264
    @ethancargile1264 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m absolutely boonked right now this is the wildest video I’ve ever seen

  • @swansonskull3154
    @swansonskull3154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What's the most embarrassing thing you don't want people seeing? You leave my children out of this always gets me