How I Became the Greatest Speedrunner in the World

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  • @aeroscantsee1665
    @aeroscantsee1665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    This guy singlehandedly triggering every game community. Keep it up.

    • @Furrys_must_go
      @Furrys_must_go 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep

    • @C___________
      @C___________ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As someone who Is in all of the categories I agree with this.

    • @amcg644
      @amcg644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      When he called terraria a minecraft copy that just hit different

    • @iPlayGamesX
      @iPlayGamesX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hollow Knight community eating him alive rn

    • @pennyyang960
      @pennyyang960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How dare you say that to Hollow Knight

  • @aSmallGreenDot
    @aSmallGreenDot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Of course a skyblock player would rate clicker games 9.9/10

    • @CanadianSpaceBoy
      @CanadianSpaceBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @CanadianSpaceBoy
      @CanadianSpaceBoy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I played skyblock once built a giant cactus farm and my friend gave me some real cactus for my birthday lol

    • @cassiopeixoto5961
      @cassiopeixoto5961 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Auto click

    • @iPlayGamesX
      @iPlayGamesX 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ROASTED

  • @nullFoo
    @nullFoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Let it be known that the stealth games joke did not go unappreciated

  • @augustinochlafen2090
    @augustinochlafen2090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    4.9 millions left to go? That's still 100,000 played in 2 minutes. Pretty impressive Dragoon

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      well im assuming there are 100000 jumpy games, this is a scientific video with everything considered

    • @KZA_
      @KZA_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Dragoon45 you made sure this video was 100% true and scientifically accurate

    • @augustinochlafen2090
      @augustinochlafen2090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Dragoon45 I did the maths, turns out you were right

    • @fruittoast3419
      @fruittoast3419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s wrong with dragoons face in the title?

    • @roxstar4848
      @roxstar4848 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dragoon45 you are the best. Genius

  • @cheesecraft789
    @cheesecraft789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    4:40 You made me do the biggest double take of my life, I didn't even know people knew this game existed

    • @imrlyfeelinit9889
      @imrlyfeelinit9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      what's the name of the game again? i remember playing it when i was younger and now i cant remember the name at all

    • @cheesecraft789
      @cheesecraft789 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      realm of the mad god

    • @meklpeckle1936
      @meklpeckle1936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      saw this comment and just thought "it's gonna be rotmg isn't it"

  • @MaxLevelIdotisbad
    @MaxLevelIdotisbad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I can finally die peacefully knowing that Dragoon has played Bloons.

    • @crocalones
      @crocalones 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      monke man plae bloon

    • @az1202
      @az1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait it’s real maxlevelidot!!

    • @theredshyguy311
      @theredshyguy311 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay

  • @Bjsvakdvskdbaiqb
    @Bjsvakdvskdbaiqb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Coop games involve having friends, and everyone knows that friends are useless. Only video games will kill you fast enough to cure your usage of the seven deadly skyblock sins.

  • @knarli8408
    @knarli8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Actually, a friend of Derek Yu (the Maker of Spelunky) once made a game, that deletes a random file on your PC when you die (or so i Think, maybe it was random when it happens) Not sure if it still exist or all copies accidentally deleted themselves
    Also Derek Yu likes the idea of a game, that crashes when you win or even deletes itself. So maybe, just maybe, we get a game that deletes itself upon death.

    • @Kyle-un3ei
      @Kyle-un3ei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lose lose?

    • @Orion-nv2td
      @Orion-nv2td 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean doki-doki literature club corrupts itself afther compleating the story so you legit have to reinstall it or it wont work

    • @Spelunkid
      @Spelunkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp?

    • @Numbabu
      @Numbabu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lose lose procedurally generates enemy designs using random files on your computer as seeds. When the enemy dies it deletes the seed file. The game goes on until something too important is removed and the computer dies, you get killed by enemies, or the game deletes itself or something required to run it.
      Iirc

    • @knarli8408
      @knarli8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Spelunkid what are you asking for? He said at the end of Rouge Likes that they should delete themselves upon death, I don't think you need a time stamp for that

  • @KZA_
    @KZA_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Mario Kart gives players in last place better items"
    "Its Reverse Capitalisim"
    lmao

    • @ravnji
      @ravnji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Soviet anthem starts playing*

  • @vanduivenbode3305
    @vanduivenbode3305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    10:30 the fact that you used mountain king as song here is legendary

    • @thetele8646
      @thetele8646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna comment it, very fitting.

    • @SuperHGB
      @SuperHGB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought you were talking about Bergentrücking

  • @RandomThingsForFun16
    @RandomThingsForFun16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ah yes, I love checkmating people on my catan board with uno cards

  • @yesterdaywasdramatic
    @yesterdaywasdramatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I imagine Dragoon's videos' scripts to have absolutely no punctuation

  • @oliverstanton7270
    @oliverstanton7270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I honestly expected to watch this on x2 speed but this was actually great and exactly what I needed at 12am

  • @dragonking92908
    @dragonking92908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said “Bye grandpa” an ad played and I thought the video ended. Because tat is the type of creator he is. Dragoon is 1000000/10

  • @dariusfilip4695
    @dariusfilip4695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that Hamza popped up in your recommendations is cool

  • @xxthatsmileguyxx3991
    @xxthatsmileguyxx3991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how he played in the hall of the mountain king in the hall of the mountain king

  • @justinolson2573
    @justinolson2573 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragoon: survival games. Me: hey I play that one.

  • @Stardrone01
    @Stardrone01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Probably the best video you made. You outdid yourself!

  • @Purple835
    @Purple835 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:19 Ecosia les goo!

  • @garrettbusby3708
    @garrettbusby3708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Props for putting ROTMG in the video. Game is fun af and perma death makes it better

    • @bdan1957
      @bdan1957 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's just like skyblock, but with less grinding and more death

  • @mcb4kstudios635
    @mcb4kstudios635 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    really love your videos they are sorta my inspiation keep p the awesome work

  • @iamwinger7492
    @iamwinger7492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope you get better Dragoon :D

  • @InsertPizza
    @InsertPizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep up the good work!

  • @michaelhanson9465
    @michaelhanson9465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how you played "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" when you found out you were in the mountain king's thing.

  • @Pies.
    @Pies. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He has risen again, the mighty AUSSIE

  • @mathbookair
    @mathbookair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Goddammit I was tricked into rewatching this video by a subtle name change! Worth it.

  • @goxzy9053
    @goxzy9053 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    thanks dragoon, i was having an absolutely horrible day until i saw you posted a video and now you have made my day just that little bit worse

  • @smilesformilesd9831
    @smilesformilesd9831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the hall of the mountain king... Good job mate

  • @Janervn-qq6jf
    @Janervn-qq6jf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dragoon: I only have 1 hour to play today
    Also Dragoon: 1:32 I spent *40 hours* to create game 9

  • @thatpumpkinguy6535
    @thatpumpkinguy6535 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    THE BEST THUMBNAIL U HAVE DONE , THAT UPSIDEDOWN FACE

  • @jamesreilly5905
    @jamesreilly5905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You beat calculator by getting a maths error message this is easily speedran by dividing by zero

  • @Sapphire-qo2ij
    @Sapphire-qo2ij 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alternate title: Some random guy on the internet that just appeared in your recommended insults your favorite game for no reason.

  • @jackkettlewell1419
    @jackkettlewell1419 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good job man

  • @legsaysstuff1877
    @legsaysstuff1877 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:25 we are the peak of evolution

  • @beartickler499
    @beartickler499 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favourite part of this video was noticing which games I play and know of

  • @kallixo
    @kallixo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "but this game isnt that great"
    footage of celeste
    (the moose squadron is on their way)

  • @detectiveford9782
    @detectiveford9782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Amazing reviews best review on the platform even!

  • @angryflamingos3314
    @angryflamingos3314 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragoon you are on a VERY thin sheet of glass right now.

  • @3picSlicey
    @3picSlicey 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I remember when this video was titled "I played every game to answer this question."

  • @ghassanalghamdi4720
    @ghassanalghamdi4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 made me cry

  • @qlexpqrker7614
    @qlexpqrker7614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Expected race with Ryan to be number one

  • @Unpug
    @Unpug 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so entertaining and awesome

  • @theblobster3788
    @theblobster3788 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Tower of Cruel Punishment (or ToCP for short) is an ascension-based, Catastrophic Peak Catastrophic difficulty tower located in Emblem R Ring 9. It is the hardest canon tower in JToH. It is also a community tower made by 1fren6. It was confirmed for Ring 9 along with Tower of High Adrenaline, Tower of Augmented Misery, and Tower of Bent Trauma.
    This tower is known for being very unforgiving, punishing, and long. It is also known for being the current hardest canon tower in the entire game. It also has frequent outside sections, and is filled to the brim with instakills. If you want to play the old version, it can be played here, and if you want to play the new version, it can be played here.
    It is recommended to beat this after every tower currently in-game, as this is the hardest and most unforgiving tower (hence the name) in The Great Inferno. This should also be beaten after you have mastered most of the mechanics and gimmicks you have learned so far, as this tower contains most of the basic glitches you can find along your quest in the deep inferno.

  • @ryeo9907
    @ryeo9907 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:26 Hey is that the keen software house logo intro? It's engraved into my memory from Space Engineers

  • @rai_bug
    @rai_bug 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The song in the text adventure is hall of the mountain king

  • @premiercaj
    @premiercaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing plays at chess catan uno right here

  • @E-13k
    @E-13k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gonna be good

  • @pallabanan1284
    @pallabanan1284 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this man is so underrated

  • @sungjoo1360
    @sungjoo1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like he's just been sponsored a lot, and putting it all into 1 video

  • @CosmikBcYes
    @CosmikBcYes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    terraria has moon lord, queen bee and alot more
    so no Minecraft clone
    CHANGE MY MIND U PASSIVE AGRESSIVE BI

  • @luchanson870
    @luchanson870 ปีที่แล้ว

    The grow games are so much fun

  • @blufferfish0896
    @blufferfish0896 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw the thumbnail and almost didn’t click. I saw the Channel and watched :))

  • @intensebreadexperience559
    @intensebreadexperience559 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Minesweeper is 10/10, you can't change my mind

    • @okimtopuzzled6521
      @okimtopuzzled6521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This comment is 0/10 opinion is wrong

    • @head_snapss7587
      @head_snapss7587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Minesweeper was the first simulator game. It's just Iran Simulator. With this knowledge I'd put it at 7/10 for realism.

  • @Tazkd
    @Tazkd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Survival games is my favorite catagory

  • @echo5172
    @echo5172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Calculator is my favorite roguelike

  • @icelandicgamer9323
    @icelandicgamer9323 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i am happy that u played hollow knight its a good game :)

  • @lvl1058
    @lvl1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    the unturned
    part is right i stan

  • @Nakano_Kyomu
    @Nakano_Kyomu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragoon is already playing the hardest game, TH-cam.

  • @wordrc
    @wordrc 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:20 risk of rain 2 my beloved

  • @RM-zf4xy
    @RM-zf4xy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lagends have it he played all games to find how to craft the earmuffs out of wool

  • @blazeyude9999
    @blazeyude9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never have I seen more thumbnail changes

  • @zikomgaming2184
    @zikomgaming2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't shoot the puppy is clearly 10/10

  • @arthurbane1445
    @arthurbane1445 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love hedgehog launch

  • @cricketses7513
    @cricketses7513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Of course we know that Don't Shoot the Puppy is the true greatest game

  • @mrploppers2269
    @mrploppers2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have waisted life my soul away playing unturned 1/10 because I finally feel an emotion

  • @janamarcincinova6585
    @janamarcincinova6585 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing taste in games, man. I play terraria, hollow knight and a bunch more games

  • @genuine1941
    @genuine1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the 3rd time I clicked on the same video with different thumbnails, dragoon why.

  • @boxform4917
    @boxform4917 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is basically a more popular version of Windette

  • @shrimo1420
    @shrimo1420 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The art of sweepa sweepa

  • @Bigshard23
    @Bigshard23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4:25 best part

  • @arock9529
    @arock9529 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    dragoon talked to elderbug
    10/10

  • @Externium
    @Externium 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I…. I have no words for this.

  • @pineapplestories.7669
    @pineapplestories.7669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got to 4e+9in Callander ur goal is a scientific notation

  • @critixil
    @critixil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thumbnail is extremely accurate on eoc's difficulty. I summoned him once and hes eternal now. HELP MEEEE

  • @syncse1530
    @syncse1530 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:05 i found that as a threat

  • @77jimwest77
    @77jimwest77 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i sat there in complete shock for 11:06 strait

  • @renukumari-qq6ew
    @renukumari-qq6ew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    God of talking for 100years. (Well also good)

  • @NeoroYT
    @NeoroYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "i am very late to my own funeral"
    how much time it takes to make a video in a nutshell:

  • @Irondrakeshield
    @Irondrakeshield 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he says only teabagging the clip is halo

  • @JustKasaly
    @JustKasaly 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Obviously the best game is "Don't shoot the Puppy" for Nokia360

  • @MelonGodYT
    @MelonGodYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ive used gamemaker studio 2 before, i agree with your statement.

  • @mrcucumber7108
    @mrcucumber7108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmao i thought i was the only person who knew of ecosia that wasn't in my school

  • @davidthebanana8522
    @davidthebanana8522 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:13 hamza!

  • @sirhissboi6100
    @sirhissboi6100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Watching this at 4 am on a Tuesday school night

    • @ratman8368
      @ratman8368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you wake up very early

    • @sirhissboi6100
      @sirhissboi6100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I forgot to mention I was on the toilet

    • @sirhissboi6100
      @sirhissboi6100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ratman8368 I napped when I got home from school and then woke up at 8pm

  • @account8494
    @account8494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Finally someone that understands the true greatness of text games

  • @loganbotvin5761
    @loganbotvin5761 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would love to see more TABS from you!!!!! i found it super funny

  • @69kpurewaffle
    @69kpurewaffle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragoon 5:19, I DID not KNOW you pirated windows! (a.k.a borrowing windows)

  • @itsmavrik7611
    @itsmavrik7611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    u already know he makin a big video when he hasn’t posted in this long.. get ready yall

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah i've just been playing minesweeper

    • @itsmavrik7611
      @itsmavrik7611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      even better

  • @iccedbeverage3526
    @iccedbeverage3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Props to this guy putting his whole Dragoossy into these videos

  • @magick_monster5740
    @magick_monster5740 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The games at the beggining, as far as i can tell, are Chess (no duh), Uno (again very obvious) and this thing no one as ever heard of called settlers of catan. the last one may be wrong though, but if you look up the game the hexagons are pretty similar

    • @benniwd2077
      @benniwd2077 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes its settlers in catan, its the most popular game in germany

    • @az1202
      @az1202 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play it tho

  • @randomowy9641
    @randomowy9641 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I didnt know that Dragoon like so much Unturned

  • @lumbago9492
    @lumbago9492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    YEEEESSSSS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!!!!!

  • @bencefreytag3279
    @bencefreytag3279 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    HOLLOWKNIGHT PEOPLE RISE!!

  • @shanevogel8997
    @shanevogel8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you want to beat Calculator, you need to use the balloon, shoot it with the arrow, then use another balloon.

  • @user-hm7qw6ly2u
    @user-hm7qw6ly2u 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    him yelling at esports players for getting payed to play video games. also him.

  • @verydumb3609
    @verydumb3609 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought it was gonna be that boulder game where you roll down the hill (dark souls but ball)

  • @agaminggod1494
    @agaminggod1494 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Dragoon I hope this does not get demonetized dragoon

  • @Winter_Nova
    @Winter_Nova ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome

  • @FireFlamethebigdoofuslmao
    @FireFlamethebigdoofuslmao 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro my dude played a calculator, I've never heard of such a good game.

  • @Snacker_90
    @Snacker_90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How long do you think he waited for the word to be “genre”