"just stand there, look approachable, until an extrovert takes pity on me and adopts me." can confirm this works litterally how i got like 99% of my friends in highschool
@@whathehellisthis im gonna end your career right now by making it 70..hhehe im evil but i will not do it if you sub to me its called"higly advanced intoreggating activity"
I like how when you make videos talking about stuff in your life while playing a video game, you do it while you’re playing the video game instead of giving us random gameplay and just talking over it. Makes it more fun and enjoyable to listen to both you talking about stuff while listening to video game commentary.
I love how techno is able to tell a whole story while playing skywars. Me: “oh I can do that!” (Gets into a game) “Ok so hey mich-bdjsvfhhakqggrksihqvgrkvwh aAaaand I’m dead”
Watching technos videos always inspires me to play skywars because “how can I lose when the players are so bad” but then I realize that I am the type of player he makes fun of.
So, we just divide the mass of the sun by the number of apples on earth plus the amount of male people who have diabetes and the amount of women who have cancer and you get 1/14th of his usually upload schedule per year, which is to say, not much. if you weren't a casual you'd understand.
Wow, youtube. The second you mention how smooth the frames are in 144hz, youtube decided I needed to owatch this in 144p. Yep, those are some smooth pixels.
"i can't give away the exact college because then i'm going to look out my dorm window one day and there is going to be an 8 year old narruto sprinting up the walls screaming subscribe to technoblade." this had me wheezing
I haven't played minecraft in so long, but I would honestly watch anything techno uploads. Fortnite, COD, Minecraft, all games I don't play, but it's for the commentary tbh.
It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us. Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him. He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
This is his 2nd strongest cyber bullying in 1 day, unfortunately he surpassed this on June 30th and July 1st, we all miss you and I thank you for inspiring so many including myself to create content.
Normal youtubers: Playing skywars in my new computer Techno: Cyberbullying kids in my new computer The normal youtuber miniature: *The pc or a part of the gameplay* Techno´s miniature: *He saying: Suscribe to Technoblade nerds*
Techno I realised like a month ago my monitor is capped at 60 in the setting even though I thought it was 144 and I turn it up and instantly I was amazed
![เปิดใจ พี่ญา คนรุม หลังทัวร์ลง หนักสุดในชีวิต!! l [Nickynachat]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/2-OJZRtclro/mqdefault.jpg)
Decided to edit the original comment, RIP Legend
SuchSpeed lmao
SuchSpeed lmao
Lmfao
relatable
SuchSpeed lol hahahaha
6:42
I can confirm this is how introverts “make friends”. We get adopted by extroverts that feel bad and then never leave their sides.
I mean that true lol
True
As an Extrovert I can confirm that we do adopt a lot of Introverts...
As an introvert I can confirm
facts
other youtubers: "playing skywars"
Technoblade: "cyberbullying children"
he aint wrong :/
@Trevor Stretch you have a point
so do I :D
Cyberbullying orphans*
Yeah idk what to say to past technoBLADE THE BLADE
'friendship everywhere, nothing but friendship'
*looks at description*
'will i add you as a friend? NO'
lol
bruh
saiki k tho
OOF
He really called us all commoners. Mega L
"I'm an optimist" - Technoblade.
Didn't you say your life is fueled by spite
Optimistic spite
I mean that’s really the only correct way to live at this point 😂
"just stand there, look approachable, until an extrovert takes pity on me and adopts me."
can confirm this works
litterally how i got like 99% of my friends in highschool
@Trash
Just beat him up & gain popularity that way!
You guys got friends?
Lol I sit in a corner at school. It’s a game. How many people ask if I’m okay?
My record is 78.
But then again, I choose not to have friends.
How... how do you look approachable thO
I want more friends but like whenever someone asks me to be their friend online or in school I just say no
Why am I like this
“I need to increase the thinking capacity of my viewers... but on second thought, they might not watch my Minecraft videos”
This is why I’m subscribed
same
Yup
It's not even funny lol
@@pizzapanni it’s hilarious wdym
@@phoenixyip8935well he has said way funnier jokes
I thought you said sky wars coins are more important than friendship
They are
They are
They are
he didnt
@@ghjklkop7868 He did
Techno: I want to make friends at college!
1 years later: I dropped out of college to play Minecraft lol
So true!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA NO WONDER HE IS DUMB XD
@@Somerandomguy0207 technos probably smarter than all of his fans connected lol
@@Somerandomguy0207 stfu
@@tiqa7916 OMAE WA MOU SHINDRIU
you all thought he was dead? ononnono this was all apart of his *master plan*
i didn't but you was right and that meme is dead now ( not funny anymore ) but still *funny*
a part*
Yes
Why u always here lol
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"This video's gonna be on 60 frames anyway"
Please.
If your computer came from Mt. Olympus, mine was pulled out of the depths of Tartarus itself.
DOLBIT NORMAL'NO I just use my brothers pc when I want to play any video games because I’m too broke to buy one myself
@DOLBIT NORMAL'NO i don't have a brother
But mine was a gift iaptus(bob)
Only of Percy fans can understand hehe
69 likess
@@whathehellisthis im gonna end your career right now by making it 70..hhehe im evil
but i will not do it if you sub to me
its called"higly advanced intoreggating activity"
I like how when you make videos talking about stuff in your life while playing a video game, you do it while you’re playing the video game instead of giving us random gameplay and just talking over it. Makes it more fun and enjoyable to listen to both you talking about stuff while listening to video game commentary.
@Marauder Yeah it could be
The fact that Technoblade ended up dropping out makes his "look to the left, look to the right, only one of you will survive ." Even funnier
Took it too literally man
@@daaser9560 bruh
@@daaser9560 bruh
"Look to your left, look to your right, only one of you will survive-" At that exact moment a statefarm commercial came on.
*like a good neighbor, state farm is there…*
I love how techno is able to tell a whole story while playing skywars.
Me: “oh I can do that!” (Gets into a game)
“Ok so hey mich-bdjsvfhhakqggrksihqvgrkvwh aAaaand I’m dead”
My friend and I do that XD we get on Facetime and then play skywars and just die
@@DungBeetl06 just use discord it doesn't use 70% of all the ram you have
@@XaviarTheBoss thanks for the tip! I’ll use it in the future!
Did u try left clicking
@@Shangoo god. I AM SO DUMB WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS. /j /j /j
tommorow:
ShotGunRaids: "cyberbullying bedwars players with my new computer"
Accurate
Shitgunaids
YES 100% accurate no doubt
@@jeretoon8350 shitgayaids*
@@JohnHolywell I could tell techno hated his guts
Watching technos videos always inspires me to play skywars because “how can I lose when the players are so bad” but then I realize that I am the type of player he makes fun of.
Never felt so identified
spend hours grinding it like i do. I win almost all of my games
@@Lucifenia well,not everyone is good at stuff,for example there's pro solar (you) and noob solar (me) :'l
@@-solar799- i somehow win most of my skywars games but cant speed bridge.
same lmao i wanna get good at playing games but just dont have the attention span and patience for it
That "helloooo" before killing someone is so friendly yet brutal lmao
techno set mipmap lvls to 0 so the pack textures won’t be blurry
@TimeDeo Thx I was having the same problem
TimeDeo oh ty dat actually helpd
Wow big fan
Deo for mineman alert
This is the best texture pack ever
**technoblade uploads**
explain this atheists
I.A THE THOT DESTROYER uh, dude, its OBVIOUSLY the cat. You still believe Techno exists?!111!
drama llama it was all part of his master plan to take over youtube!
Techno is -god- saviour
I’m an atheist, and it’s so obvious.
GODLY HAIRCUT
So, we just divide the mass of the sun by the number of apples on earth plus the amount of male people who have diabetes and the amount of women who have cancer and you get 1/14th of his usually upload schedule per year, which is to say, not much. if you weren't a casual you'd understand.
Wow, youtube. The second you mention how smooth the frames are in 144hz, youtube decided I needed to owatch this in 144p. Yep, those are some smooth pixels.
Owatch
yltoaube
@@augi.f2446 you realize I'm leaving it as is to spite you now, right?
Me: *sees thumbnail*
Also me:
*yall remember when a nerd with hot elbows had all 6 infinity stones*
*Thanos is pig confirmed*
@@Laromlab thanosblade
I love how skeppy have more subs than techno but techno seems like the more "famous"
Nice
*heh THINK AGAIN*
btw i love skeppy ngl
now a new challenger has passed technoblade: *the child*
(all jokes aside, tommyinnit famous pog! he deserves it)
that's your mom
Aged well
"Unconditional Friendship"
*Tommy Innit cries in the corner*
Interesting
"i'm an optimist"
*and other fun jokes to tell the family*
When he said "I'm a bit tall so I had to wear sarcastic t-shirts" I felt that
6:35 I just got to college last fall, and I can confirm this is still a valid strategy
"i can't give away the exact college because then i'm going to look out my dorm window one day and there is going to be an 8 year old narruto sprinting up the walls screaming subscribe to technoblade."
this had me wheezing
I don't even play minecraft but for some reason I still watch techno
same
It’s the commentary man
this comment proves how good of a youtuber technoblade is
one a miecrafter alwayz a minecrafter
I haven't played minecraft in so long, but I would honestly watch anything techno uploads. Fortnite, COD, Minecraft, all games I don't play, but it's for the commentary tbh.
"Just stand there until an extrovert takes pity on me"
has happened to me a few times without literally any trying....
I love how whenever he describes a certain span of time, he always says "12 years"
I like when he said Minecraft 12 years ago
Very true!
Techno: I want friends
literally 2 years later: I don’t believe in friendship
6:07 talks about wanting to have friends
the title: cyberbullying *children*
OMG AN APLOAD AFTER 50 YEARS
Techno is back early from his 1,568 year break
ikr technoblade’s never aploaded before
LegendOP LOL
Ikr
He was on holidays
technoblade: "i'm all about that friendship"
also technoblade: "skywars coins are more important than friendship
5:37 my new alarm lmao
Techno the type of guy to upload everytime he needs money.
So true wtf
Ye
Techno sounds like an intelligent human being idk why but the way he talks makes me think he is rlly smart 😂😂😂
tanvir rahman he’s a English major.
Thats one of his many tricks. He sounds intelligent so he can k**l u in skywars. Lmao
"Frendship everywhere" Technoblade, I'm afraid to say but the title says otherwise...
I am now physical unable to see the word 'nerds' and not start sobbing, Fly high. Technoblade never dies
Nerd 😭
C'mon guys, your crying over me? Nerrds
- Technoblade
@@JustLilyTbh HA he would :)
It's just unreal to watch his videos while knowing that he is no longer with us.
Ive been crying and sitting on my bed for the past 3 days thinking about it. Please don't forget this man. I want everyone who sees this comment to try to spread his legacy. Tell your friends about him and when you grow up tell your kids about him.
He's done way too much for this community to be forgotten.
@Manion well ur just mean
Lol
Get a life 🙏🏾🙏🏾
tell ur kids is crazy
I agree
After two years, *this is in my recommendations*
Same
Same
R.I.P haircut.
Every day, technobacon is eaten by many children around the world.
Today, techno gets revenge >:D
Technoblade:”My motto is friendship.”
Me:”I thought it was killing orphans...”
*another episode of..*
it's nearly been a year why not say "welcome back to my youtube channel"??
Gloryness LOl yes
Lmao
Techno is the perfect mix of dark humor being good at Minecraft and being entertaining af
This man doesn’t realise how easy he makes any hypixel game look like
Hahaha Lol the imgur link for friendship in the description is honestly beautiful
Veeracornz wait what anime is that from?
Max Dwiar Saiki K.
Knawledge Inc. is that the one with the pink hair guy with psychic powers? It sounds alright.
Veeracornz liek if u cri eveitim
Max Dwiar NARUTO
Remember watching this when I was in middle school, now I’m almost outta high school, please don’t die on us
We’ll umm
bruh
9:15 it's foreshadowing.
blood for the blood god
I just love how much Technoblade just doesn’t care about anything other than cyber bullying and specs.
I subbed to technoblade for two reasons.
1: his voice
2: his voice
It feels weird that the people who were in technos college who joined the same year are *still* in college (assuming they didn't drop out)
When I haven't played minecraft in years but then techno comes back... *I MUST GO BACK!*
"ten thousand years can go by and skywars is still gonna be filled to the brim with tactical geniuses" that didnt age well
This is his 2nd strongest cyber bullying in 1 day, unfortunately he surpassed this on June 30th and July 1st, we all miss you and I thank you for inspiring so many including myself to create content.
Technoblade's haircut made him upload
Fancy seeing you here.
And his pc
Fans: we love you techno
Techno: stabs them with a weapon
That's why he dont DESERVE SUBSCRIBERS
you see, 20% more tears will be generated from children with the new computer.
Technoblade: I'm all about friendship
Also Technoblade: Skyward coins are more valuable than friendship
I like how he shouts out his second channel and then doesn't say the name or leave it in the description
Normal youtubers:
Playing skywars in my new computer
Techno:
Cyberbullying kids in my new computer
The normal youtuber miniature:
*The pc or a part of the gameplay*
Techno´s miniature:
*He saying: Suscribe to Technoblade nerds*
Techno blade: talking about friend ship
The title: CYBERBULLYING KIDS
I love it when youtubers just randomly rant about their life when they run out of things to talk about. It's really interesting.
1:11 "They can't see you if you don't move"
The thumbnail shows techno wielding the infinity crown with 5 infinity stones but one spot left? Once he snaps he'll have 50% more subscribers.
Technoblade: says that hes tall.
Me *takes notes*
Also me: Naruto sprints to every tall persons house in the world saying subscribe to technoblade.
Technoblade: Fiendship, non-stop friendship, firendship everywhere
Also Technoblade: Murders People
What the heck, do you have a beard now?
Booga04 Minecraft do u stalk him? Lol
If you watched his haircut videos you'd understand this joke
NANI? HAIRCUT VIDEOS?? NANI?
what haircut videos?
legend has it that he has grown a beard as majestic as gandalf's
its been so long :(
Its technoblade
do you know what else is long?
What are you thumbnails lol
The GTE I'm dirty minded if u know what I'm talking about.
Its technoblade what do you expect
No, no, the 8 year old will scream “TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES” as he stabs you repeatedly with a knife he colored blue
2:18 Sun Tzu, the art of war
i got a new computer today, i hope your internet is top tier wherever you are
He died to cancer :
I would assume heaven internet is pretty fast
Techno: i love friendship
Also Techno in streams: no im alergic to friendship
4:40 That made me laugh. But Im still so upset...
RIP Techno
2 years later this goes on my reccomended
The chickens watching techno slay children:👁👄👁
Pig man gets gud pc to bully babies
yee
Lol. “My computer is just being lazy” you’re limiting your frames techno! (I KNOW THIS IS TWO YEARS AGO I JUST THOUGH IT WAS FUNNY)
I just realized Techno went to the University of Michigan, literally less than an hour drive away from me
Dude trying to run away with his life. Technoblade: Oh i see he was feeding me strength what a nice young man.
Technoblade good youtuber yearly uploads YES
This popped in my recommendations, making me shed more tears. THANK YOU TH-cam.
Techno I realised like a month ago my monitor is capped at 60 in the setting even though I thought it was 144 and I turn it up and instantly I was amazed
5:30 little kid finds out where techno lives
thank god i found the only comment section that isnt all mopey about technos death and we can actually enjoy how funny the video is
Really miss the "Welcome guys"😭😭
Techno turn off VSYNC in your settings to see how high your frames will really go, VSYNC limits your frames to the graphics card frames
Monitor frames*
And your port
Technoblade in 2018: Friendship, friendship everywhere
Technoblade in 2021: But would I really sell out my friends for a refrigerator? *YES*
your computer is muted
Turkeys Owner WRONG
anyone else just watching all of techno's old videos for like the 5th time
Techno: I need to increase my viewers critical thinking ability....
But then again then they might stop watching me play Minecraft.
watching this makes me wanna tear up knowing he won't upload anymore..
Technoblade: talks about friendship
Fans: can you friend me yet?
Miss his Skywars videos a lot. You were the best, Techno! o7
Techno plays tf2 :O
Instantly my favourite youtuber
ItsYaBoySebas samee
Techno, ur nerds are missing u
“I really wanted your shirt so I shouldn’t have killed you”
Another amazing techno quote
*cut your hair casual*