It really looks like all the competitions that techno joins, all ends up with his chat supporting him, the admins against him, and all the other contestants against him.
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After he died Philza found a book in his base for after he dies I forgot what the beginning said but the ending said something about him ascending and challenging the kingdom of god We lost a god among men, o7.
The fact that he messed up on some of the parts means that he could even get a faster score and imagine if the shortcut that techno wanted to do, was actually a shurtcut
It's so sad that I'll never watch a Techno Ace Race run again. I have to watch previous things. This is hitting me hard right now. We love you Techno. He was amazing.
I'm not sure if this would help, but I believe Techno stopped attending MCCs before he passed. So if he was still here, you likely wouldn't have missed anything. Still, he was a great man. Always in our hearts.
@@kishlaysingh5281cancer can lay dormant without symptoms for months or even years. So it is very possible he had cancer long before the announcement video.
@kishlaysingh5231 his cancer most likely started way before that, as the person above me said it can lay undetected at some point I've heard something that to cure it it would have had to be discovered in 2017 or something like that
@@adamc6371 He just didn't realize the lead he had and thought that the others were right behind. You could see his confusion after he finished seeing H so far away.
@@vamperjr1376 Yes but, when something happens to a person, they imagine say it like 3 days, 1 week, 2 weeks, but this has been happening like 1 month and will continue
that's not uncommon in racing. heres another scenario to think about, 30 laps, youre only 1 second faster than 2nd place, your average lap time is 30 seconds, by lap 30 youre almost an entire lap ahead of someone who is only 1 second per lap slower than you.
@@brightace8586 I use to race RC cars every single weekend, you can absolutely be consistent. Yes mistakes happen, but you have to remember, they happen for everyone else too. So if you average 3 seconds of mistakes per race, other people average the same or more.
In find the button, techno will be like “You have a distinct tone in your voice, indicating you have hidden the button nearby and your posture in both Minecraft and irl tells me you like to hide buttons on the right side of maps but the eyes of your character tells me that the button is on the x coordinate 69 so if I do some quick ap algebra I can determine the exact coordinates of the button
I like how the community isnt just flooding with "RIP" comments. Instead, complimenting his legacy and making sure it'll live on forever. It makes it a little bit more meaningful.
Heather Reads Reddit unfortunately they still haven’t, 1st place still gets the usual 1st place coins and not by how far ahead they are of everyone else or 2nd place.
Didn’t even beat it while blind, deaf, no limbs, in the vacuum of space, in 0g, with no mouse, no keyboard, a steering wheel, and no oxygen intake in a nanosecond
@@LikeIGiveAShit and this is why your father left he saw he raised an ahole who had no respect for anyone not even the dead so how about you go off to your little crib and go to sleep because it's nap time
I dont think people truly understand how insane this is. To run the 3 fastest laps ever in a single race, set the new world record, demolish the field by 30 seconds, all while losing time still? This is usain bolt level domination.
@@ComputerScientist And you’re here too, in addition to the fact that this is a copy and pasted reply to someone else’s comment mourning his death. But sure, go off or whatever lol
i watched tommy’s pov and it’s just the whole violet team of wilbur tommy and fundy coaching him through the lap because he was struggling with it- it was so wholesome
It kinda hurts hearing him praise Wilbur, as heart breaking as it is for him to have died to cancer, I feel like finding out one of your closest friends is an abuser and a genuine freak is up there, I’m glad he got to live in bliss before he passed at least, Technoblade never dies
we were all losing hope... it had been a year since the last upload on thy channel and yet, we were still holding on with the hope that one day, he might just upload once more. and now, staaring at the notification, once again there is peace.
I had forgotten about this, and it landed on my recomended and i felt like a hole in my heart. I sure hope i wake up and think all this was a dream and he still is healthy and making many others smile.
@@thecountercounter9127 No he is right, this comment thinks he was talking about pizza hut because it does sound like that and lots of people dont know the youtuber
I love how Technoblade is clickbaiting the name Technoblade even though his name is Technoblade so if he uses Technoblade he is referring to Technoblade in third person.
While being a techno fan you realize there are two sides to the fan base, one side they love techno blade and they cherish him, the other are like distant Persian fathers where he is never good enough for them no matter how impressive his feats may be
For years we have waited for any form of upload on this channel.Searching notifications day after day.Unfortunately only Tommyinnit and WilburSoot uploads lay in the drop down list. Slowly but surely all forms of hope depleted due to the lack of uploads, disarray and misery left in its place.After many moons of this depressive state a strange event occurred.A beacon of hope emerged from the notifications.It was none other than a Technothepig upload.The amount of sheer joy that had resided within us was unbelievable. Never had we experienced such quantities of glee.This was a day that would go down in history.
Clip channels: wow technoblade did so good, this will be easy content for my channel! I can’t wait to post his epic ace race! Techno: Fine, I’ll do it myself
@@monet2983 bRuH I’m the lazy one?! You didn’t even add that extra my head. Leave it to the pros smh my head my head shaking my head my head my head is shaking smh🤦♀️
Techno: *literally beats the world record by a huge amount of time* Techno fans: smh took more than 10 seconds to win terrible at game git gud garbage trash
I think this represents the Minecraft community perfectly. Everybody else is making casual conversation, while techno is breaking the lifetime record in ace race.
there were like three framedrops and i fixed the most annoying one (third lap waterfall skip) but then that made the audio weird so HERE WE ARE
HE’S BACK POGU
Pog
Pog
Pog
pog
now pete’s gonna say “THIS MUST BE HOW TECHNOBLADE FEELS”
But he will never do as good
Techno research was not everyone can do
@@wparker6670 never doubt PeteZahHutt
@@wparker6670 You can never outpizza the Hutt
I’m the 999th like noo so close
It really looks like all the competitions that techno joins, all ends up with his chat supporting him, the admins against him, and all the other contestants against him.
Yeah lmao
And techno still winning
U mean Chat calling him trash and not winning all from 1st - 30th
thats not only the competitions. remember the potato war? Most of the community was against him yet he still managed to win it
Chat is also basically against him "you finished the race in only 5 minutes? L"
I fucking miss him man.
Techno passing James charles and being a round ahead.
Techno finished all 3 before Quackity finished his first lap lmao. Poor Quackity @5:48
poor quackity
"On your left."
Rip technoblade , mcc will never be the same again.
Rest in piece techno, we will miss you
TECHNO POSTING ON HIS SECOND CHANNEL?? WHO IS THIS MAN???
Bruh just casually went by the people in the first lap at the third
Max Verstappen Minecraft Formula-1 version be like:
Good bye techno :(
MAN the fans are so happy you _uploaded_ that they ain't even criticizing you POGGG
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what is there to criticize? nothing! absolutely nothing. (we’ll save the bullying for another stream)
I love this community fr for moments and humor like this lmfao
only 1:44 L
I'm new and I can't believe the community is this wholesome and funny. I'm staying.
@@arighostea Welcome I never knew this community us my type of humor but now I know and I enjoy my stay
cant believe he did a flawless run without having to do a flawless run part 2
Maybe u mean its part 1 but eps 2
It was just that good
LOL
Dont forget Flawless run part 2 Final and after that add another Final for the Final
Not only that, but he did 3 flawless runs in a row.
Whatever plane of existence Technoblade has ascended to, it's not ready for him. Go easy on them, techno
o7
o7
o7
o7
After he died Philza found a book in his base for after he dies
I forgot what the beginning said but the ending said something about him ascending and challenging the kingdom of god
We lost a god among men, o7.
The fact that he messed up on some of the parts means that he could even get a faster score and imagine if the shortcut that techno wanted to do, was actually a shurtcut
L
@@maha3684 yes the one in first place is the loser
@@myahir_ oh no
Wasn't a perfect run. L
next mcc then
meanwhile, quackity: crying and yelling in spanish because he doesn't know how to jump and getting a 10 min timing
at 5:49 you see techno finished the race before quackity finished lap 1
Big Q struggled the first round but finished his last 2 rounds in 2:20 mins. Which is big improvement. Great for a new player.
Quackity was bad because he knew too many people
@@danielle5408 TRUE TRUE....
May you provide a link? If not, then that's fine :D
It's so sad that I'll never watch a Techno Ace Race run again. I have to watch previous things. This is hitting me hard right now. We love you Techno. He was amazing.
I'm not sure if this would help, but I believe Techno stopped attending MCCs before he passed. So if he was still here, you likely wouldn't have missed anything. Still, he was a great man. Always in our hearts.
Agreed
Of course these kinds of comments would be seen in technoblade’s past videos
@@Someone45674 Wowie, it's almost like when someone dies, people are going to TALK about it! Shocker.
@@monniemai1592 yeah it’s shocking that they forgot videos about the memorials of technoblade existed.
P.E. teacher: "walk around the field"
*the one tryhard athletic kid:*
plorby made my day better, made me laugh ;)
@@michaeltracy9932 :)
So my friends-
That would be me lmao
So me....why you bully me :(
“Believe in the me that believes in you!”
“It’s okay TapL, you short King, you finish this race”
Wholesome Techno pog
Ngl that Techno sending people to give TapL primes and telling them not to say he did it was wholesome.
Dude I love Techno + TapL soo much!! I want them to team again
THATS A TENGEN TOPPA REFERENCE
@@realMasterJ SIMONNNNNNNNN
Timeline 4:57
Title is wrong, should be “destroys the record” not “breaks the record”
He really needs to fix this
yes
Indeed
I think that title would be too egotistical even for Techno...
He didnt even got sub 5. L
The fact that he did this while having cancer in his right arm holding him back just proves that he is the forever king of minecraft
This was a year before than that but does'nt change the fact that he is the best
@@kishlaysingh5281cancer can lay dormant without symptoms for months or even years. So it is very possible he had cancer long before the announcement video.
@kishlaysingh5231 his cancer most likely started way before that, as the person above me said it can lay undetected
at some point I've heard something that to cure it it would have had to be discovered in 2017 or something like that
@@shamanofthedead9425 replied to the wrong person
@@gianttacogod oops sorry my dude
It’s like every couple events Techno just decides to be amazing at one specific thing
For the final MCC, instead of making a video he just edits all of them together to flex
that’s just how ADHD works in its finest
@@meowggiem I have adhd, can confirm it works like this.
@@meowggiem i have ADHD can confirm sometime i 1 v 7 i think is my highest others 1v1 doesn't work
This time it was probably because he got a better hang of the trident
Techno’s team: ugh these other players are so annoying
Techno: other players?
lolololololol
Techno's greatest competition is himself. That's his secret cap, he's always stressed even when he was in first by a 30 second gap.
@@adamc6371 He just didn't realize the lead he had and thought that the others were right behind. You could see his confusion after he finished seeing H so far away.
He was so far ahead that on his second lap he actually caught up and passed some of the people still on their first lap
tfw you can't like because 669
I KNEW MY TECHNOTHEPIG NOTIFICATION WOULD BENEFIT ME EVENTUALLY
I thought about unsubbing from this channel since he hadn't uploaded in a year, but MY PATIENCE HAS FINALLY PAID OFF
Same 😂
Same here lol
YESSSSSS
TRUE
damn it, this makes me miss him. I hope no one beats him.
And no one will 😉
Illumina already beat him
He just need to win gulag against the queen
@@MG3E hope he gets a good teamate
Or clutch the gulag
“theirs another shortcut i wanted to try but im not because im in 1st”
This man has another shortcut...
He said he didn't want to risk that one. The other shortcut is the trident in water, but it's hard to pull off
@@swiggitydavie4847 Whats? What's Whats?
I have the fucking same profile picture
HOW TF
@@pgd4529 where is that pfp from
@@batsbat8664 IDK
I FOUND IT IN INTERNET
He wasnt lying when he said he doesn't want those compilation channels to get views
This is real
He's big braining it, If the compilation channels get a lot of views, then Im gonna make a compilation channel
There was already like 5 uploads before the event even ended
true xd
@@lemoncitrine7023
Dammit complication channels
Mcc organizers using techno as an indicator on when to update. Whenever he does well in a game, they change it for the next event
Jokes on them
*He can tryhard any game*
@@beywheelzhater8930 Party games is his main
@@AntVaz7 english is his minor
@@natechicken685 but most importantly, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
@@natechicken685 and the forbidden french language makes him cry
Looking back at these memories and God these were good times "techno blade never dies"
Technoblade never dies , he just leveled up
Ok
@@Antonio_Ramirez AGREE, every video about Techniblade I go, there is people talking about him
@@talegamer1310 I mean, you should expect people to talk about Technoblade in a video about Technoblade
@@vamperjr1376 Yes but, when something happens to a person, they imagine say it like 3 days, 1 week, 2 weeks, but this has been happening like 1 month and will continue
The fact that Techno's slowest lap was faster than everyone's fastest lap
And by 5 seconds too
that's not uncommon in racing. heres another scenario to think about, 30 laps, youre only 1 second faster than 2nd place, your average lap time is 30 seconds, by lap 30 youre almost an entire lap ahead of someone who is only 1 second per lap slower than you.
@@spyseefan975 you must never played mario kart lmao
@@spyseefan975 bruh u got no idea u can't mess up a single time and must maintain the same amount of speed to reach what u said
@@brightace8586 I use to race RC cars every single weekend, you can absolutely be consistent. Yes mistakes happen, but you have to remember, they happen for everyone else too. So if you average 3 seconds of mistakes per race, other people average the same or more.
second channel upload Pog?????
cark
yes cark. pog.
Hi cark
cark
True
Now techno is so good at ace race, they're gonna have to get rid of it for find the button
I’ll be coming back here to ss this for internet points when it becomes true lol
Oh no not the greatest game mode in Minecraft Monday
oh no don't give them ideas
In find the button, techno will be like “You have a distinct tone in your voice, indicating you have hidden the button nearby and your posture in both Minecraft and irl tells me you like to hide buttons on the right side of maps but the eyes of your character tells me that the button is on the x coordinate 69 so if I do some quick ap algebra I can determine the exact coordinates of the button
@@shaneandbrandon3988 E
I like how the community isnt just flooding with "RIP" comments. Instead, complimenting his legacy and making sure it'll live on forever. It makes it a little bit more meaningful.
Technically he should be allowed to team with pete since pete wasn't in the top 40
hey, you're right
Who are you with your words of wisdom?
@@ChiefYoshi ikr
^
@@guydude3973 yeah pete did really bad this tournament
Everyone: What? How?!
Techno: [ *furiously typing* ] "If you wish to defeat me, train for another 1000 years."
666 leki
1k likes and no comments meh
3 comments and 1.4k likes, nice
Four comments and one is the OP, vain.
But remember
Techno will still be training for those 1000 years
“And I don’t get any points for destroying them!” THATS such a Technoblade thing to say
I was shocked that he didn’t! I think they changed it to give more now, though, which is annoying since Techno isn’t doing MCC anymore.
Heather Reads Reddit unfortunately they still haven’t, 1st place still gets the usual 1st place coins and not by how far ahead they are of everyone else or 2nd place.
Wellll.... I guess he won't be saying it anymore (I'm so sorry)
Except he would say “destroyin” and leave off the g
hey man he needs to capitalize on all the destroyed competitors that he lapped
Finishing the race, we have Technoblade in the first place, with Technoblade closely behind, and Technoblade is just a few seconds slow.
The comeback from techno was great!
Yeah but technoblade just got delayed because of the framedrop
Comments like these is why Technoblade is superior than all other Minecraft TH-camrs and their stans
Man that was the closest race I have ever seen Technoblade almost win first place but Technoblade was just too fast
L
Technoblade: breaks the ace race record
Techno’s fans: wow you didn’t even get under a minute for every lap? terrible
Didn’t complete it in 4 seconds on a steering wheel blindfolded? L
Didn’t complete it with the hands chopped off. Meh.
Didn't do it while all lombs chopped off and his heart stopped while using a squeaking toy L
He didn't even crash the map because of light speed. Smh, what a loser
Didn’t even beat it while blind, deaf, no limbs, in the vacuum of space, in 0g, with no mouse, no keyboard, a steering wheel, and no oxygen intake in a nanosecond
Seriously, he beat the record by 16 seconds, that's the kind of time speedrunners would kill for
didn't even use a steering wheel hes sucks
@@parzingtheasian tecno noob
@@parzingtheasian yeah, right? That dream guy is way better
@@unbrokenm6817 no
@@jeffeydragon_yt5038 100% yes, can't even do a pvp without having run to regen
Man, the fact we will never see him be clutch again sucks 😭
Get over it
@@LikeIGiveAShit bro moving on is hard
@@LikeIGiveAShitWhat is wrong with you?
@@fnafenthusiast23 cry
@@LikeIGiveAShit and this is why your father left he saw he raised an ahole who had no respect for anyone not even the dead so how about you go off to your little crib and go to sleep because it's nap time
Everyelse in VC “C’mon I need to make this”
Techno: You guys got this I believe in you
WHILE HE’S IN FIRST PLACE DOMINATING
Believe in the me that believes in you!!!
A god when his followers pray for a good harvest
yep kara and cara both got screwed, so did harvey
You got 666 like buddy congrats
Techno was obviously talking to himself when he was encouraging everyone 😂
We only remember his victory in the ace race and his FABULOUS art
he become the pumpkin king for 10 seconds
Shhhhh we dont talk about anything other then the ace race and the art
He would have been the pumpkin king if he wasn't against admins who helped make the entire thing.
Pete leaves for like a day and comes back with all his records obliterated
lmao
All because of his power going out. I guess he has too much power in mcc
@@Nathanl2543 evidently he doesn’t have enough power for MCC
Honestly feel bad
Exactly he is punching the air
Glad TH-cam is recommending all of these after he’s gone. The legacy this man left behind is one for the books
All of that flying with his trident on the Dream smp prepared him for this
That's what I thought too! No wonder he aced getting into the dunk tank
It did help in one of the To get to the other sides as well lol
TECHNOPLANEEEE
@Gian Pedregosa yes lol
@Gian Pedregosa Good job!
“The world’s going to be overrun by a deadly virus”
“Yeah, when pigs fly”
This is gold
*underrated comment*
Uh Oh
10/10
*you hear in the distance* yeaaah idiooooot!
*"Uh oh"*
He win the ace race but while leaving he won our hearts also
If Dream frustrated the MCC admins for beating the parkour again, Techno frustrates Pete for beating his record in Ace Race.
Good comment and no replies???!
@@gendiskaira Appreciate that! 😁
@@rife_157 heh no problem :)
Techno just prevented a Technoblade’s Mom channel from getting that juicy clout
techno is the only one allowed to have clout
@@xxfortnitegamerxx8536 agreed
Technoblade the Cloutblocker
Oh that Channel already exists LMAO, I've seen a Technoblade's Mom video already rip
@@GoodfriendGoodfriend thats kinda cringe
Techno: breaks the record multiple times
Technostans:
“ it is “
“ _acceptable_ “
Nah. He didnt made every lap in less than 1 minute, blind folded and with a steering wheel.
@@gloomer3614 dont forget with 1hand
@@gloomer3614 Yes he's so trash smh smh
@@gloomer3614 and he should also be reciting the bible backwards
smh he wasn’t even fighting dream on another minecraft while getting highest score possible
Our Ace Race king lives on
Rest in peace Technoblade, missing you every single day
o7
same o7
o7
o7
o7
Techno: *literally solves world hunger*
Techno fans: “only WORLD hunger? L”
he literally wh
bruh you didnt cure cancer or find a way to travel light years in minutes L!!!!
@@avgmoose2568 He didn't even solve climate change while finishing to research how to do flying cars. He sucks lmoa smh my head mh
@@falcolom just like the myth of you having a brain
@@koishiandhat159 true
As a pizza hut employee I can confirm that that is exactly how we feel
@@theangeloflie is a joke i believe
@@theangeloflie oh ok
@@theangeloflie no u didn’t
@@theangeloflie then why did you say “he meant the TH-camr” if you knew he was making a joke
@@theangeloflie yeah you didnt
its funny how technoblade is so far ahead that Dream, Krinios, Hbomb, Quig and fruitberries are just fighting for second place
HBomb accepted his fate mid way through and only went for 2nd.
@@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288 lmao
dream and techno went 100% in ace race and parkour warrior fully knowing that there is no more pete to compete with them
Grian was in 1st place for 0.4 seconds in that first lap
@@jamesbondingurmom GET HIS CLOUT
I dont think people truly understand how insane this is. To run the 3 fastest laps ever in a single race, set the new world record, demolish the field by 30 seconds, all while losing time still? This is usain bolt level domination.
this must be the route my grandparents took to school
Very original never heard that joke before
Hi omicron
Never heard that joke before
You’ve commented the same thing like fifty times. Not original
@@nightcreeper3839 better than some of the other half-ass jokes people always create on youtube. But yeah, still pretty unoriginal.
didn't even do it with one hand and a steering wheel, unsubbed.
bruh he didn't even do it upside down underwater while using a steering wheel with 1 foot. unsub
@@akiro9951 you're going too easy on him. He didnt even do a backflip irl and stab 3 orphans every 5 seconds. Disgraceful
He did tho? didn't you see the face cam?
@@muskact4450 yeah he did
Pfff he didn’t even use his mind to move the steering wheels while blindfolded L
BOYS, HE REMEMBERED HIS PASSWORD FOR THIS ACCOUNT
Pog
pog
pog
Pog
pog
now he's only gone and beat us all to the finishing line of life. rip techno, gone but never forgotten
Mfs going to every single video with Techno mentioned for a millisecond just to type “R.I.P. Technoblade”
@@ComputerScientist its literally Technoblades channel why wouldn't they?
@@SaltyIdleBoi we all know he dead, why not just mourn him in that one last video techno made
@@ComputerScientist And you’re here too, in addition to the fact that this is a copy and pasted reply to someone else’s comment mourning his death. But sure, go off or whatever lol
@@baterwottle7290 well, if you cant beat em, join em or whatever
Omg he’s actually done it.
Omg no way😂
OMG TECHNO UPLOADED???
...on his second channel...
How he actually uploaded
i love how everyone knows this is about his upload bc thats rarer than beating a record for techno
He really did
he actually did cut everything except ace race
this is the entire mcc, nothing else happened
Wha tf do u mean cut out. This is it
He just stole technoblade's views :(
No, this not technos channel
@@6erlic this is is second channel genius
Techno: Completes race in 5:14
Quackity: Finished lap 1/3 in 5:36
That's a big oof
quackity is just slow
Yeah I felt bad for him man :(
He's very much new at minecraft so he didn't know much at all.
i watched tommy’s pov and it’s just the whole violet team of wilbur tommy and fundy coaching him through the lap because he was struggling with it- it was so wholesome
it was his first mcc i think
That’s actually pretty good for a first time.
This video slid in my recommendations and man i teared up while watching it again and smiled so much
Same
You should've called it a speedrun to steal dream's viewers
The +1% speed talisman coming in clutch
this man has TWO pig feet talismans that STACK THEIR EFFECT
@@liemduongthanh8386 ah ok
+2 percent speeedddd!!
UNDERRATED COMMENT
@@drakerose3789 would it be 102.1% or 102%?
*Oops I'm dumb I meant 102.01%
@@OrangeC7 it can’t be 102.1%???
After years of an unused channel this is truly better than any historical fact known to people of the world
True
true
It kinda hurts hearing him praise Wilbur, as heart breaking as it is for him to have died to cancer, I feel like finding out one of your closest friends is an abuser and a genuine freak is up there, I’m glad he got to live in bliss before he passed at least, Technoblade never dies
we were all losing hope...
it had been a year since the last upload on thy channel and yet, we were still holding on with the hope that one day, he might just upload once more.
and now, staaring at the notification, once again there is peace.
we stayed and got what we always needed
POG
Amen
Kind of sounds like your lie in april
Only 1st place with a world record-breaking time and 3 flawless laps?
L
L for legendary
you say world record like the entire world has access to play in the event
Yeah like in the 2nd lap he didn't get the extra catapult from the trident, like we KNOW he can do better
@@secretsilver3662 i mean like, its still word-record anyways...
@@secretsilver3662 come down.
Pete in his house: *I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE*
Nooo not the younglings!!!!!!
Whos whatching in 2024
no one
I like how even when he is in high stress situations like this, he still calls himself technoblade and not his real name
Force of habit
technoblade is his real name
@Gabriel Dave lives in Florida, he IS in fact, immortal
@@Iliadic quite sure technobldd doesn’t live in americs
@@konn9717 He is in America. He has said multiple times he lives in California.
“If you know the shortcuts, and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred frame drops”
-Sun Tzu, the art of Ace Race
Yes lol
only good Sun Tzu joke ive seen
@@SupernaturalSalt :D
This is actually a good comment
i like your pfp its so funny.... *WHERE DID YOU FIND IT*
my guy got on trending with an unused second channel video, his POWER
The power of the blade
He's a god amongst men.
They should never beat this record and always come in second
It took me watching this video 5 times to realize Technoblade was saying “This must be how PeteZahHutt feels” and not Pizza Hut
it took me reading this comment to realize that
@@Kittiesftw Same '-'
Yes, both words match.
Ikr it was clever
No one destroys your enemies like the hut
WAIT HE ACTUALLY UPLOADED HERE WE WERE THE REAL WINNERS CHAT
NOTIFICATION SQUAAAAD
We were the real winners all along.
Exactly
POOOOOG
@@Ashfer2 - always have been
Techno was so good they gave him all 3 medals.
@@ojsimpson8186 I can't wait for the day this joke dies.
Techno is such an icon
Jichael Mordan
so disappointed L
I had forgotten about this, and it landed on my recomended and i felt like a hole in my heart. I sure hope i wake up and think all this was a dream and he still is healthy and making many others smile.
"This must be how pizza hut feels!" Hes one step closer to achieving what no other can
*out pizzaing the hut*
This is so awful how many people doesn't get his reference... Why would he be talking about a random restaurant chain?
@@user-gi2uh2vc6k you missed the hard left turn into downtown jokesville
@@thecountercounter9127 No he is right, this comment thinks he was talking about pizza hut because it does sound like that and lots of people dont know the youtuber
@@sacredfalsch No he doesn't do you really think he wouldn't know someone that came first in ace race in like 13 mccs?
@@AhmedAhmed-ii4pe Who wouldn’t know?
He didn’t do it with a steering wheel blindfolded, GARBAGE.
Ikr? He didn’t even use his feet to control the steering wheel
Only first smh
Get good nerd
He didn't even do it without having any oxygen with his arms cut off!
while farming potatoes
I love how Technoblade is clickbaiting the name Technoblade even though his name is Technoblade so if he uses Technoblade he is referring to Technoblade in third person.
If for the views baaaaaby
Sneak 0
the algorithm
Technoception
so many technoblades
The only one who can beat technoblade is technoblade
I love the reference 😏
cancer
@@jamiejumpyhair7801not funny... Not funny in the slightest
While being a techno fan you realize there are two sides to the fan base, one side they love techno blade and they cherish him, the other are like distant Persian fathers where he is never good enough for them no matter how impressive his feats may be
well he didnt beat it blindfolded with one arm on a steering wheel so its not that big a feat 🙄
*asian parents
asian fathers*
And I prefer the other Asian father side
@@plainlyabrick that "one arm" part was almost horrible foreshadowing there...
Alternate Title: "I became a speedrunner just to cyberbully TH-camrs in Minecraft Championships"
And now, he is dead, and no one Will ever beat those records.
RIP Alex, we Will always love you
"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle."
-Me My book
Is that your quote if so that pretty good!
@@4days448 it is his qoute as he's the REAL Sun tzu
Can i get your autograph bro
""The greatest victory is that which requires no battle."
-Me My book"
-Sun Tzu
@Dreyarde oh, I see what you did there.
For years we have waited for any form of upload on this channel.Searching notifications day after day.Unfortunately only Tommyinnit and WilburSoot uploads lay in the drop down list. Slowly but surely all forms of hope depleted due to the lack of uploads, disarray and misery left in its place.After many moons of this depressive state a strange event occurred.A beacon of hope emerged from the notifications.It was none other than a Technothepig upload.The amount of sheer joy that had resided within us was unbelievable. Never had we experienced such quantities of glee.This was a day that would go down in history.
You could say, its a bacon of hope.
Clip channels: wow technoblade did so good, this will be easy content for my channel! I can’t wait to post his epic ace race!
Techno: Fine, I’ll do it myself
All of the clip channels views are now Technoblade’s views
If your here technoblade must be dead 😭
After a fact check I have confirmed the description is accurate
I agree
agreed
Yes this is true alright
This channel is the only other channel on TH-cam that has a even worse upload schedule then his main channel
No, better
Let me introduce you to a TH-camr named JonTron.
jschlattLive : "First time?"
W2S: are you sure about that?
tupep there is no upload schedule worst than w2s.
Bro you didn't even beat the record by 3 minutes?
BAD
yeah smh my head time to unsub...
Big fat L smhhhh
@@monet2983 didn’t even say smh right smh my head my head
@@talinaurr yo are you lazy or could you not be bothered to say it right, i'm so dissapointed smh my head my head shaking smh my head my head
@@monet2983 bRuH I’m the lazy one?! You didn’t even add that extra my head. Leave it to the pros smh my head my head shaking my head my head my head is shaking smh🤦♀️
Techno: *literally beats the world record by a huge amount of time*
Techno fans: smh took more than 10 seconds to win terrible at game git gud garbage trash
This is funny because it’s true
Smh, he failed certain shortcuts which could've lowered his score by 0.5 seconds, so bad.
Dang he didn’t even lap everyone so lame
@Dev King You... You just made me have a brain blast just now, ah, maybe I should just be seriously congratulating Techno instead
@Dev King definitely not lol
every techno fan rn: THE KING HAS RETURNED
He never left, scrub :p
@@pwerserg1 yes love streaming. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Nyerguds well he did basically leave this channel for a year
@@Blackout_ Well this is his secondary channel. It's for derping around.
That’s getting deleted
"There is too many bodies here"
Techno : cant relate
Alive or dead bodies? It depends
He incinerates all the bodies
Plus the "dont choke techno" is funny
Who's the pfp?
Everything feels so bittersweet can’t believe he is gone RIP a legend
he’s gonna return a few days later with a “technoblade never dies” or a “haha i tricked u nerds”
@@ambri6248 its always nice to have some hope
@@ambri6248 unlikely
but imagine if that happens
i also imagined if something similar to that happens
Lol he ded lol (he wanted his death to be memed)
I think this represents the Minecraft community perfectly. Everybody else is making casual conversation, while techno is breaking the lifetime record in ace race.
I can hear his sweat dripping off his body
Kinky
Technoblade: "Believe in me chat."
Me: "Excuse me? You don't need anyone to believe in you - YOU'RE LAPPING PEOPLE RIGHT NOW!!!!"
That’s probably the opposite of what chat was thinking
They were probably all disappointed in him
@@blagelaglaze5776 not under 5 mins, whats the point of coming on to yt