@@noahsanford1643I’d have figured out exactly which way they need to be stacked and in what orientation so that I’m making the least amount of individual moves. Especially for this quantity of packs being opened. I’m getting anxious watching.
As many others have said before me, im absolutely baffled of the quality of a sub 1000 youtuber. Intro was great and youre personality is great. Kudos dude and keep it up! You got this
Well, I certainly don't feel the need to add gambling to my list of addictions after that. Grateful to have you to live vicariously through though. I appreciate the stark honesty and the quick opens. I swear y'all are built different though
This demonstrates the simple truth of any sort of gambling: we always get less than we put in. The vendor always makes money not the gambler. Loved the pagan ritual sceen 😂
@@CrusaderCrunch I feel like there's just so much more demand for MTG that not only is the liquidity higher (easier to sell) you'd see higher prices around the board. I feel like even basic commons go for 10-12p each these days with even the worst rares fetching at least 50p. If dud packs were worth at least a dollar I think you could easily make a genuine profit with enough pulls.
Nah man I’ve watched a lot of card pulls in my life, no video has ever been this exciting or entertaining. You’ll be receiving a youtube plaque very soon brother keep it up 🙏🏽🔥
Subtract 20% for sellers fees and its actually pretty damn close. Not to mention hours of work to list and ship the cards VS immediate money for the scratchies. Unless you value your time at like $5/hour the scratchies are a better deal.
I never watch unknown poketubers (I rarely watch videos of those i subscribe anymore either) when on my feed but this was a great video idea. cool that you invested this much into a small channel. You got my sub man.
Currently at 4.33k subs and climbing every day. I would love to see this channel get even more unhinged, which is a tall order considering you're pretty nuts straight out the gate. The snort was unhinged. The intro was great. The volatility towards the cards is refreshing after seeing so many people being so gentle with cardboard. (I am pretty careful with Pokemon pulls but I treat my Magic cards like ass. Got a few £15-£150 cards not even sleeved and it drives my LGS regulars crazy. I have to remind them that 1: it's just cardboard and 2: It's mine and I'm a hoarder so I have no intention of selling, so the quality is irrelevant as long as its still playable.) But man... The attitude is one I haven't seen from pack openings in a while; reminds me of MaxMoeFoe but even he gets excited sometimes. Y'all just seem kinda done in every moment, to the point I don't even know if you're enjoying yourself... If not, you are basically the equivalent of a heroin addict when casual openers are weed smokers and hardcore openers are cocaine lovers. Subbed. The money you spent needs to come from somewhere; if I want more premium content, gunna need you to get a way bigger following for that sweet sweet addiction funding. Viva La Cardboard Crack.
Worth keeping in mind that you still need to find buyers and spend the time selling those cards. At least the lotto tickets you can go into any old store that sells them to cash out.
Bro i've never laughed so hard with an intro. have never seen a video get demonetized so quickly i love it. sat there thinking "this man is unhinged" just to be greeted with "what's up BITCHES" and i love it. keep up the great work
I couldn’t even tell what I was looking at in my recommendations, didn’t know what I was watching, read about a line of scratchy dust and holy fucking hell that is historical
My favorite part was the cold intro where you casually showed us how you normally act through your daily life. Very slice of life and wholesome (I do the same).
Yea i was hooked at the intro but i gotta sub for the line. I was literally just wondering what the dust was made of and the dude snorts it up. Never seen that before and never thought i would.
Fucking hell the fact that you had managed to get half back on the scratch was wild enough but then you hit the line and I'm just fuckin dying over it good shit man
Although I think you’re overvaluing the cost of some cards for near mint/light play condition, I think it’s safe to say Pokies are better than scratchies value wise 😤
@@EpicEric2002 I mean there are Scratchies in America too so, but even with AUD there is serious overvaluing going on. But still a very entertaining video man! He gained a sub forsure
Good luck selling all those cards for that price in a reasonable time. I mean the tickets you can turn into cash right away and have a chance at a jackpot.
Idk where you search for the card prices but they're not correct if you mean raw cards. Lugia now is like $160, not $279, the Alakazam like $30, not $59 and the Bulbasaur around $25, not $51, full art Erika is like $10, not €40, the Tapu Koko is around $14, not $40. Same goes for a lot of the other cards you pulled. So if you count those up you'll be maybe at half the value you showed. Just wanted to note that, no hard feelings though, very entertaining video!👌
this is my first video of yours i immediately thought "this guy looks australian". I then saw the couch burning with the shaman garb of lottery tickets and thought "oh, wait, this guy is australian"
Man this video was fricken incredible! Definitely got my subscribe and you surely have OCD just from the way you open your packs, always the exact same way it’s a full 360 before opening I LOVE IT!
So basically you've turned your gas station gambling addiction into a part time TH-cam gig. I like the hustle.
That line of scratchie dust is insane lol
please dont do that sir
Literally insane. I’m pretty sure it’s real and holy shit
Yeah except this time his nose didn’t bleed “it usually bleeds”
I literally started coughing
He is br4indamaged
Mate I think you're a bit confused about what a scratch n sniff is but I'm here for it
Bruh..the intro was 500k subscribers worthy.
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😮😮😢😂😂😂
100% agree!
The couch burning earned my sub
Looked like completely normal behavior to me.
This is Cinema
snorting that scratchy dust is probably up there with the most cooked things I've seen on TH-cam...earned my sub lol
I subbed the instant it happened. My Hero~
Id rather do a line of yay than that tbh
Probably safer too
In todays episode of: "guessing is the person mentally ill or just a person who opens pokemon cards?'
still can’t tell
It’s the same thing 😂
"Mentally ill or just Australian"
That Venn diagram is a circle 🫡
Most of the time both go hand in hand
alright close enough, welcome back Maxmoefoepokemon
When the king leaves, another replaces him
I just found this video in a suggestion underneath a maxmoefoe video 🤣
💀💀💀
LMAO
fr what I thought XD
Was that a real snort?? That’s fucked 😭😭
I can feel the pneumonia setting in
I literally fucking spasmed lmao
Kid named lung cancer
@@flextape467 kid named finger
Bro I’m dying at the snort but more so the concern in your comment. I hope he’s alright…
When he made the scratch shavings line, I was like "ha, good joke." Followed immediately by "wait, wtf??"
exact same here haha, caught me so off guard
The way you open your packs is diabolical
I swear. He keeps on flipping them around non stop 😂
@@noahsanford1643I’d have figured out exactly which way they need to be stacked and in what orientation so that I’m making the least amount of individual moves. Especially for this quantity of packs being opened. I’m getting anxious watching.
That ain't even the worst of it, mans is out here breaking the cards backs they're bent so hard 😭
what else would you expect from the fellow that sniffs a hard line of scratchie dust 😂😂
@@FormerfishsFindsit’s just bits of cardboard mate
That line of scratchie dust you snorted earned my sub the intro was great to!
straight up lmao
I’m dead
Same lmao
As many others have said before me, im absolutely baffled of the quality of a sub 1000 youtuber. Intro was great and youre personality is great. Kudos dude and keep it up! You got this
It's almost as if subscriber amount does not reflect the production quality and the content quality
@@Darnarus It usually correlates. That's also the reason why he already got 10k now, bc the videos are good
Well, I certainly don't feel the need to add gambling to my list of addictions after that. Grateful to have you to live vicariously through though. I appreciate the stark honesty and the quick opens. I swear y'all are built different though
Well....thank the YT algorithmic gods. That was some quality fucking content.
Snorting metal dust has got to be the most insane thing I’ve ever seen I love it. You deserve way more subs bro
its not metal its acrylic ink or latex pretty much
This demonstrates the simple truth of any sort of gambling: we always get less than we put in. The vendor always makes money not the gambler. Loved the pagan ritual sceen 😂
Scratch Ticket Initial Price: $1100
Scratch Ticket Return: $577
Scratch Ticket Profit: -$523 (-47.5%)
Pokemon Initial Price: $1100
Pokemon Return: $764.87
Pokemon Profit: -$335.13 (-30.4%)
Total Initial Price: $2200
Total Return: $1341.87
Total Profit: -$858.13 (-39%)
WINNER: Gambling Addiction
The pokemon cards seemed inflated in value, were the prices in Canadian?
@@drewgonfly Australian dollars, dude. Listen to him speak 😂
The thing is, it's much easier to redeem those scratch offs than the pokemon cards, because you have to haggle with sellers
I wonder if his return on investment would be higher with MTG packs. I would totally love to see $1000 or pokemon vs $1000 MTG
@@CrusaderCrunch I feel like there's just so much more demand for MTG that not only is the liquidity higher (easier to sell) you'd see higher prices around the board. I feel like even basic commons go for 10-12p each these days with even the worst rares fetching at least 50p. If dud packs were worth at least a dollar I think you could easily make a genuine profit with enough pulls.
The production quality is insane for someone of youe sub count. Keep grinding and you'll get what you deserve ❤
This deserves so many more views
Most sane gambler 0:25
Im sorry but the way you flip each pack over as an afterthought is do funny its like a fnaf 2 jumpscare everytime
I didn't even notice it until i saw rhis comment thats funny
With that line you did you definitely deserve more subs bro 😭 funniest thing I’ve seen in a minute
I think I needed a non kid-friendly pokemon youtuber. That line was insane btw, you have my respect and a new sub.
maxmoefoe has a pokemon channel too if you're looking for more :)
the amount of effort that goes into this video is insane. you deserve wayyyy more than 700 subs
+1000 since you made this comment
Nah man I’ve watched a lot of card pulls in my life, no video has ever been this exciting or entertaining. You’ll be receiving a youtube plaque very soon brother keep it up 🙏🏽🔥
Also just for future reference i hit subscribe and the count went to 3k so hello from subscriber #3000 lol
8:36 subscribed 😭🤣
Fkn same 😂
i mean yeah it was funny but lets not encourage the guy to snort lottery dust
First thing I thought: Wow. Pokemon cards are so much more profitable.
Second thought: Realizing there was still a couple hundred dollars in loss
The whole intro with high production value and then just this 0:40
Subtract 20% for sellers fees and its actually pretty damn close. Not to mention hours of work to list and ship the cards VS immediate money for the scratchies. Unless you value your time at like $5/hour the scratchies are a better deal.
Great video bro! Intro was next level 🤣 that Lugia and alakazam pull was so clutch, some of my favorite artworks of recent years
I never watch unknown poketubers (I rarely watch videos of those i subscribe anymore either) when on my feed but this was a great video idea. cool that you invested this much into a small channel. You got my sub man.
Thisis such an underrated video, the first minute and a half was pure gold, I'm not even through the rest of it but im subscribed now
First ever video notes : that intro earned my sub and that scratchie dust line earned my respect
Fucking chaos!
Bro, is your nose good?? I literally bent over dying of laughter, absolute gold!! you've got a subscriber out of me!!
Dude… I was planning to just click the video and skip to the end to see the results but the intro has convinced me to watch the whole thing
Bro ur funny asf I am genuinely shocked u only have 600 subs
We at almost double that now!
3.1k now
@@AdamThornton86we up to 9k this video blew up!
Closest thing to maxmoefoe I've seen in a long time. Thanks
I got the same feeling!
The jump from snorting scratchy dust to opening Pokémon card packs is mental bro.
The anger in which you rip these packs, love it
Quality content👍 Latter half of those pulls where freaking amazing
The pulls in the second half were unreal!
@@meatmountain8384 Just getting to the second half now... Thank fuck, cus the first half you got boned xD
Currently at 4.33k subs and climbing every day. I would love to see this channel get even more unhinged, which is a tall order considering you're pretty nuts straight out the gate.
The snort was unhinged. The intro was great. The volatility towards the cards is refreshing after seeing so many people being so gentle with cardboard. (I am pretty careful with Pokemon pulls but I treat my Magic cards like ass. Got a few £15-£150 cards not even sleeved and it drives my LGS regulars crazy. I have to remind them that 1: it's just cardboard and 2: It's mine and I'm a hoarder so I have no intention of selling, so the quality is irrelevant as long as its still playable.)
But man... The attitude is one I haven't seen from pack openings in a while; reminds me of MaxMoeFoe but even he gets excited sometimes. Y'all just seem kinda done in every moment, to the point I don't even know if you're enjoying yourself... If not, you are basically the equivalent of a heroin addict when casual openers are weed smokers and hardcore openers are cocaine lovers.
Subbed. The money you spent needs to come from somewhere; if I want more premium content, gunna need you to get a way bigger following for that sweet sweet addiction funding. Viva La Cardboard Crack.
The way you rotate the packs before opening cracks me up 😂😂 i will be subbing and looking forward to future chaos
Why does he do it 😂 I hate it so much
Worth keeping in mind that you still need to find buyers and spend the time selling those cards. At least the lotto tickets you can go into any old store that sells them to cash out.
Hell yeah, love these man. Ready for that $2k vs $2k.
Buying those books definitely cost the scratchies big time
This is so unhinged I’m fascinated
I visibly winced, recoiled and scrunched my face when he snorted that pile of gunk.
when i clicked i was sure this was a big channel or smt but then i see that you only have 3k~ish you deserve more man
Snorting a line of scratchie dust is absolutely wild! I don’t even want to sub but I will out of respect 😂
im here for the line of scratch tickets
Bro i've never laughed so hard with an intro. have never seen a video get demonetized so quickly i love it. sat there thinking "this man is unhinged" just to be greeted with "what's up BITCHES" and i love it. keep up the great work
This man has several severe problems. My favorite kind of content!
I couldn’t even tell what I was looking at in my recommendations, didn’t know what I was watching, read about a line of scratchy dust and holy fucking hell that is historical
this might be the best video ive ever watched thank you for changing my life🙏
The line of scratchie dust had me shouting at me screen in anguish 😭🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
That line of scratchie dust is a ballsy move, mad respect 🔥
Thank you for answering life's greatest questions
(how tf you under 10k keep it up bro you'll be over a million before you know it)
Pretty sure he actually ripped that line. That's so diabolical, so I subscribed 😊
My favorite part was the cold intro where you casually showed us how you normally act through your daily life. Very slice of life and wholesome (I do the same).
0:19 yeah i think we also wouldn’t have profits on this video😂
Yea i was hooked at the intro but i gotta sub for the line. I was literally just wondering what the dust was made of and the dude snorts it up. Never seen that before and never thought i would.
That may have been my favorite opening to any TH-cam video. You should do film 😅
Thank you to youtube for putting this guy on my feed. Actually so entertaining + snorts a scratchie line
I knew you were an Aussie just by the intro alone. I'll definitely subscribe and watch some other videos now.
First video I've seen of you and you got me with that introduction, just made me watch a random man on the internet scratch and rip for half an hour.
0:24 I love this already
i dont know why i though the line of scratchie dust was a joke... ill never doubt you again good sir
Weve finally found the mountain beside MeatCanyon
Apart from getting a bit dizzy watching you open packs, this was brilliant
PSA: do not snort scratchie ticket dust
I subscribed at that point
This is the most Aussie thing I've watched
Fucking hell the fact that you had managed to get half back on the scratch was wild enough but then you hit the line and I'm just fuckin dying over it good shit man
Although I think you’re overvaluing the cost of some cards for near mint/light play condition, I think it’s safe to say Pokies are better than scratchies value wise 😤
He's going off of AUD instead of USD cuz the scratchies are obviously AUD so
Yeah it's literally off Ebay Sold. Here in Aus cards are usually worth a tiny bit more than the USD equivalent
@@EpicEric2002 I mean there are Scratchies in America too so,
but even with AUD there is serious overvaluing going on.
But still a very entertaining video man! He gained a sub forsure
Good luck selling all those cards for that price in a reasonable time. I mean the tickets you can turn into cash right away and have a chance at a jackpot.
@@TurboFingerz Aussie market is generally ~20-25% more on top of the exchange rate
I tought you were joking about that line of scratchie dust😂 holy shit man youre a unit
at 12:19 my brother pulled the void
Does anyone know what that was I saw and was so confused
@@AAurum-yy7rvmisprint is the term
Next time scream “FIRE ENERGY” as you throw the cards at the burning chair. You earned my subscription
This was an impressively degenerate act of gambling. You deserve more subscribers so that this can be subsidized by TH-cam.
8:33 my guy whaaaat
that snort actually made me laugh out loud xD
Waiting for this to go viral
Watched the intro and subbed w notifications on. Feel like I just found an undervalued stock or smthn.
yessss. i waited 11 months for this
genuinely one of the best videos youtube has recommended me in a long time. god speed.
16:58 black card ?
Vstar card
Just found your channel today and I already love it!
Don’t forget LEG day…
The intro the opening statement then the scratchie line just take my subscription
This man right here. Nothing to lose everything to gain. Mad respect
Idk where you search for the card prices but they're not correct if you mean raw cards. Lugia now is like $160, not $279, the Alakazam like $30, not $59 and the Bulbasaur around $25, not $51, full art Erika is like $10, not €40, the Tapu Koko is around $14, not $40. Same goes for a lot of the other cards you pulled. So if you count those up you'll be maybe at half the value you showed. Just wanted to note that, no hard feelings though, very entertaining video!👌
The prices are very accurate for Australian Dollars and our market here!
He is Australian so his money is worthless because it is backed by kangaroo skins unlike American currency which is backed by absolutely nothing
I thought the same lol
@AdamPOpens ok that does make more sense indeed. But I don't remember you mentioning that or did I miss that?😅
@@YBOpensTCG in the description, price are in AUD
Was somewhat invested into the video until I saw this guy rail a fucking line of scratchie dust, this is a dangerous man that I need to keep up with.
are the prices USD? Because I feel like some of them r kinda high
theyre AUD
this is my first video of yours i immediately thought "this guy looks australian". I then saw the couch burning with the shaman garb of lottery tickets and thought "oh, wait, this guy is australian"
Some amazing editing out here goddamn
I physically cringed at the sight of his pointer finger, that looked scary as hell
Youre a madman, what a legend, instant subscribe
I just saw a grown man do a line of scratchy dust?!
I need to become your friend.
"Oh, I just found another couple of packs of silver tempest" well done good sir. You deserved that Lugia
Bro just have a gambling addiction and doesn't want to admit it 💀
Thats the best intro ive seen on yt in ages
Man this video was fricken incredible! Definitely got my subscribe and you surely have OCD just from the way you open your packs, always the exact same way it’s a full 360 before opening I LOVE IT!
Madness, my man! As soon as you pushed it past $1000, the algorithm ate that up! Don't know why that did it, but it did it. To your continued growth!