I like how there wasnt a single second where Charborg actually knew what he was doing. Charborg would be absolutley terrifying as an ancient being or eldrich god because he'd accidentaly microwave the entire galaxy whilst attempting to create a new moon around neptune
The gods above cursed him with a mortal form they stripped him of his chaotic knowledge but not of his power. If he is to ever realize what he is and what he is capable of then no dimension above or below ours will be safe from a complete reconstruction in his own twisted vision. He must never know what he is.
"it's like an event, they turn the sun blue for a couple of weeks." I don't know why but that is the single most terrifying statement I've heard all year.
The hotter a star is, the more atoms it fuses to sustain that heat meaning it stays "alive" for less time You made the sun so hot it burned trough it's entire phisical mass in 1/10th of a milisecond and literaly just got pulverized, it was so hot it managed to extend the tip of the "habitable zone" all the way 3 times the size of the solar system
I believe he made the density so low that earth started evaporating, and then once the mass was low enough the game switched the planet mode with an asteroid model(it had the mass of an asteroid) momentarily before it evaporated completely.
"You can't really tell its a banana though, I want it to rotate vertically" Yes, the way its rotating is how someone can tell if it is a banana or not Lol
Well, on the upside, a lot of stuff in the star that used to be the Earth was unique to our invention, so we probably made some sick space dust out of our entire planet and solar system.
Now you sir charborg are built different. You make some very unique content and your streams are entertaining. Your twitch chat is crazy and moves so fast. All of these things are signs of greatness to continue to come your way. Keep being you, as it is obvious that the people love it.
Chat (presumably):"Charborg is looking at uranus again" Charborg: "how do you get the ui back?" Charborg don't hide it. you know you're into planets. you dirty dirty planet lover
Well consider this. Option 1 you die with no real choice. Taking out phone doesn't matter. Option 2. You will remain alive and unharmed. Then your phone got a sick recording of Astral events. And there's really no option where your actions matter to your survival.
Funniest thing, there could be a huge banana in the dark areas of space, with no backlight you couldn’t see it’s outline and without a far enough viewpoint and sufficient lighting you would never even know it was there
At 0:45 , to answer your question, mercury does in fact, spin that fast (or at least close to that), this is because Mercury has to spin very fast in order to keep a stable orbit since its closer to the sun, thats why the further away you get from the sun, the slower the planets go. (Note, this is just my knowledge, it may not be 100% accurate xd)
4:01 I spent so much time fucking around in this game and have NEVER seen an object do this. It's like it entered a higher dimension I'm also glad he didn't find the menu tab for spawning in supermassive black holes and the largest stars
If the sun was a banana,there would probably be a lot of banana cults,religions,and people would pretty much go insane that there are little suns everywhere
12:16 I would become a billionaire and create a spaceship that travels to the banana. Once at the banana I would harvest it's potassium and sell it to the leaders of the world for exorbitant amounts of money. After I have made a few more billion dollars I would create defense spaceships surrounding the banana making it impossible for anyone but me to harvest potassium but me. Now that I have obtained a complete monopoly over the cosmic banana I would invest the now trillions of dollars I have to invent an anti-aging chemical that would I would l cover the banana in to prevent it from going rotten. At this point inflation would be so insufferable only the upper .0000001% can afford to live. To stop this inflation I would have armies return to earth and burn all money they found this is illegal but my cosmic banana empire would be so powerful it would not even matter. Millions would have lost their job and all their money in the process of reducing inflation but that matters not to me. The powers of the world can once again afford my potassium, that is what matters. After many many decades that I was able to live through due to the anti-aging chemical the 99% finally have enough money to barely live a functioning life.. and then they decide to rebel against the world leaders who have relied on my potassium for decades now. To combat this I send my army to kill all under the 50%, it is very effective at first 2 million people are killed. During the weeks it took to kill those 2 million people a soldier has a change of heart and spares a child despite the fact that just by being a low ranking soldier and employee of the potassium mine makes him automatically one of the most powerful people alive. The word of the child who is sparred spreads through my army. After some time they come to a conclusion that it is better to quit. Meanwhile I'm getting really sick and tired of this whole soldier rebellion thing so I decide to nuke earth with all of my potassium bombs. The few people staying at the cosmic banana are the last bastion of humanity. After thousands of years they die off and it is only me alone on the cosmic banana.
What do you know. I was watching some stream recaps, and this video comes out? You're the best Charborg! No other streamer is like you! Now will you be sending my money through the mail or PayPal?
Your teacher was wrong about the pronunciation of Uranus as well. If we go off the original Greek pronunciation, it’s pronounced “oo-rah-nohs”. Also, fun fact: While all the other planets except Earth are named after the Roman versions of the Greek gods, Ouranos was actually more commonly referred to as Caelus in Roman society. Uranus is just the Roman spelling of the original, with only a small percentage of Romans actually referring to him by his original Greek name.
I like how there wasnt a single second where Charborg actually knew what he was doing.
Charborg would be absolutley terrifying as an ancient being or eldrich god because he'd accidentaly microwave the entire galaxy whilst attempting to create a new moon around neptune
The gods above cursed him with a mortal form they stripped him of his chaotic knowledge but not of his power. If he is to ever realize what he is and what he is capable of then no dimension above or below ours will be safe from a complete reconstruction in his own twisted vision. He must never know what he is.
And then he's like, "I can fix this.."
Who the fuck is Charborg this is CHRBRG
@@sneed2600 he's literally called charborg
@@BRY0402 woosh
"it's like an event, they turn the sun blue for a couple of weeks."
I don't know why but that is the single most terrifying statement I've heard all year.
Wipe out all life on earth Speedrun
It's horrific.
"heat death"..
@@Billabong1264 august 12th 2036 heat death of the universe
describing the heat death of the universe with the casualness of noting a new season of the fortnite battle pass is out
The only time I ever feel cosmic terror is when watching someone who doesn’t understand physics play with a physics sim.
That is strangely relatable
Oh god...
is that why hp lovecraft's books are so unnerving?
I may know nothing about physics, but what I do know is that breaking physics is very fun.
@@parisiennexl why stopping there? Let's break reality
Can you imagine living on that earth and having to travel the entire width of the solar system to the other side of town for work?
I’d just die dude
ROCK AND STONE
@@dipperpines5721 if you don’t rock and stone, you ain’t coming home
@@NargacugaMyBeloved I do not rock and stone
Realistically we’d have normal sized cities as well unless the earth just jumbo sized over night
"what would you do"
haha I would literally turn into a mist of atoms, and drift away on the infinite gradient of cold nothingness.
No need to be quirky 🙄🙄🙄😵
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 *no need to be so quarky
since that's all you'd become if physics gets smacked around too much, a bunch of quarks
@@willvan7685 Your pun is brilliant, person
Actually you'd go to Heaven,
@@universal_hyssoapMaybe, but not your physical body!
"I"m going to raise the temperature by a bit to see if we can melt the ice"
*proceeds to raise themperature to several thousand °C*
It melted the ice. And the ground. And the rocks and every solid object
Technically it worked
The hotter a star is, the more atoms it fuses to sustain that heat meaning it stays "alive" for less time
You made the sun so hot it burned trough it's entire phisical mass in 1/10th of a milisecond and literaly just got pulverized, it was so hot it managed to extend the tip of the "habitable zone" all the way 3 times the size of the solar system
Oh you got dont_jinxit pfp
If Earth became the new sun, id simply turn on the AC and close all the windows
You'd still be pretty hot, I recommend turning on the fan too.
You should probably turn the thermostat down too, still kinda toasty in there
No
Put on winter clothes
@@SageGilbert191you are chaos
Just go fridge
This will negatively affect the trout population I think.
Local bass population DECIMATED
but how will this affect LeBron's legacy?
@@BigGayIncorporatedThat doesn’t matter. How will this affect the production of beans?
That is indeed a probability
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4:00
I have played Universe Sandbox for 8 years. I have literally, *literally*, never seen this happen once.
I've known about US for probably about as long (never got to play) and I never knew it was even POSSIBLE to do that.
I believe he made the density so low that earth started evaporating, and then once the mass was low enough the game switched the planet mode with an asteroid model(it had the mass of an asteroid) momentarily before it evaporated completely.
*Microwaves a star system*
“I think we microwaved the whole universe chat”
Ah yes, another proof that Charborg comes from Ancient Greece
I would love if this was the next bit.
Who the heck is this Charborg fella? The only person I know is CHRBRG. What a coincidence their names are so similar!
@@You-are-definitely-right-but i can't wait for someone to say "they are the same person" lol
@@_souls. but they aren’t? Charborg sells sea shells by the sea shore, because she’s sure she’s a wh-
@@_souls. they are the same person
5:17 CHRBRG: _"THIS is how The Sun should look!"_
Meanwhile on Earth: 🔥🔥🔥🔥☠☠💀🔥🔥🔥🔥
*what Earth? There is none*
im simply built different, id survive
Nope
@@war_fishyou are not build different.
@@war_fish you are not built different.
@@war_fish you are not built different.
@@war_fish you are not built different.
What would I do if the Earth magically turned into a star and went supernova?
The fuck am I meant to do?
Evaporate and become part of the singularity, I suppose.
Continue the grindset, don’t let cosmic threat threaten your grindset
@@thinkingboi9508 Mornin' Mister Freeman, looks like you're running late!
Use a fire extinguisher
Just dodge bro, skill Issue
I wish we'd live in a reality where the earth would orbit around a banana the size of 49,000 milkyways
Implying we currently do not
All hail the great banana in the sky
Really a “will this impact stock market” moment
He replaced the sun with a banana, funniest shit I've ever seen since that one time they did surgery on a pickle
*grape
@@wintaaaaa no no, they did do surgery on a pickle once.
I thought you were making a double joke and it was surgery on a grape and pickle Rick.😫
@@keepyourshoesathedoor Sometimes my genius scares me, I will admit
Bir aner
"You can't really tell its a banana though, I want it to rotate vertically"
Yes, the way its rotating is how someone can tell if it is a banana or not
Lol
WHO ARE YOU TO QUESTION ME
@@t3rm1nat0r4 *accuse :]
@@Auriacularia ah damn I forgor
@@t3rm1nat0r4 its fine
@@t3rm1nat0r4 did you at least get your photos printed?
Woah! CHRBRG found out how to make orange rhyme with banana! I bet Charborg is soooo jealous.
CHRBRG should do a collab with Charbeats
@@gegethedog Yes
Char reheating the sun “it’s exactly like a real hot pocket”
Comprehending the size of that banana was pure distilled cosmic horror.
that banana was over 40000 X the size of the milkyway
That's what she said
Well, on the upside, a lot of stuff in the star that used to be the Earth was unique to our invention, so we probably made some sick space dust out of our entire planet and solar system.
I've heard of glass half full kinda people, but this is on a whole different level
"The broken glass looks pretty"
You increased Earth's mass so much it started nuclear fision and turned into a second sun
Fusion
This will have a significant effect on the Trout population
Bro I'm literally dying rn fuck dudeee, bro your comment has brought me more happiness than the entire collective of my tinder hookups
@@-..._._-. You must be a trout
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 damn right son
@@-..._._-. Good, because I’m hungry.
🎣
@@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623 shiiii that lookin tAsTy *chomp*
“I want to fill Uranus with molten lava”
That’s a bit sus
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imagine a world where the banana for scale meme on universes would actually be an okay type of measurement for them
There is a radiation measurement unit based on banana
This is like if this was God actually streaming as he creates everything lol
Ah yes, Apollo 11..
first man on the Banana was Neil bananastrong.
"One nibble for a man, one giant Munch for man kind"
Now you sir charborg are built different. You make some very unique content and your streams are entertaining. Your twitch chat is crazy and moves so fast. All of these things are signs of greatness to continue to come your way. Keep being you, as it is obvious that the people love it.
3:55 I've played this game for so long but I've never seen the earth crumble into itself and disintegrate into nothingness
I would just dodge in that situation
You would live 11 frames longer than everyone else
@@CriticalCrazy no he would just *lives*
@@CriticalCrazy he's built different
@@CriticalCrazy Spam dodge so you can survive a little more.
How many iFrames are we talking about?
this is what the solar system should've been, i can't believe we are missing out on a banana sun
sunana
is this a "FR" or an "On God" moment
on god
FR
@@Paradox-Lost i will fight you.
@@zombzvalentine I'll fight back then bitch, what's good?
This is a fr on god moment
The frame at 13:29 is a beautiful work of art
7:21 this looks like a 'realistic' minecraft firecharge that those youtubers would put in a realistic minecraft video.
This is why we need to petition to let Charborg be God for a day.
the WYD IN THIS SITUATION text is fucking killing me lmfao
Chat (presumably):"Charborg is looking at uranus again"
Charborg: "how do you get the ui back?"
Charborg don't hide it. you know you're into planets. you dirty dirty planet lover
Cant believe charborg would do such a thing :(
smh my head at the people who would just take out their phones in this situation.
at the cost of burned alive
Well consider this. Option 1 you die with no real choice. Taking out phone doesn't matter.
Option 2. You will remain alive and unharmed. Then your phone got a sick recording of Astral events.
And there's really no option where your actions matter to your survival.
"turn the sun blue for a little bit"
that cooks the entire solar system in an instant
Me explaining to the sun why he shouldn’t explode
“It’s a banana?”
“Always has been. 🔫”
You have no idea how ungodly terrifying that banana is...
Wow Charborg is such a lyrical genius, he rhymed Orange with Banana to create Bornana
11:54 Earth (Banana for Scale)
2:16 You know what? I think that would actually benefit the Earth as a whole.
Funniest thing, there could be a huge banana in the dark areas of space, with no backlight you couldn’t see it’s outline and without a far enough viewpoint and sufficient lighting you would never even know it was there
wyd in this situation is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen charborg do
‘It’s like an event, they turn the sun blue for a couple of weeks.’ Who the fuck is they?
I would probably blow up mars in that situation
First few seconds he blew something up into dust, amazing
12:17
*when you are asked to obtain a Banana*
I would shut my eyes, because if I can’t see it it won’t hurt me
This is one of the few videos that has made me cry from laughing so hard
Well done, you got a sub
why did you comment several times on one video
The cosmic banana isthe most terrifying thing i’ve witnessed all year
My blanket fort would protect me
"can you imagine being on earth looking out in the sky and see a massive banana? that will be so cool"
The first fan of Minions known to humans
At 0:45 , to answer your question, mercury does in fact, spin that fast (or at least close to that), this is because Mercury has to spin very fast in order to keep a stable orbit since its closer to the sun, thats why the further away you get from the sun, the slower the planets go. (Note, this is just my knowledge, it may not be 100% accurate xd)
The universe is infinite so technically there could be a big banana somewhere
‘439855 Milky Way, is that an address?’ Had me dying
“Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas”
"At the crib playing fortnite with your grandma"
4:01 I spent so much time fucking around in this game and have NEVER seen an object do this. It's like it entered a higher dimension
I'm also glad he didn't find the menu tab for spawning in supermassive black holes and the largest stars
Charborg's complete lack of understanding of any cosmic principles or even basic orbital mechanics makes it all the funnier
0:42 Mercury comes in play
A fantastic video about humanity's first contact with the Banana Realm. Love it!
It's a good day when Charborg uploads
"Chat, I can fix this"
As he turns Earth into a gas giant, then a star, causing it to collide with The Sun into a Supernova
I'd let Kevin from the minions movie handle the situation. I would go, "Ayo Kevin, wya" and he would come to me
1:24 Go ahead... I'm waiting.
"Come children.
We must potassium."
The milky way isn’t that big, heres a banana for scale.
Nana in my hand I'm a happy man today
The game: about the Solar System
CHRBRG: "I think I destroyed the entire universe"
Confirmed, Charborg is Copernicus
Imagine looking out of your window one day and you see a giant banana in space
"We choose to go to the banana, not because it is easy, but because it is hard"
-funny guy who got 360 no scoped while in car-
what i would do? well if things arent going to calm down i might have to get involved
"WYD IN THIS SITUATION?"
*unavoidable death*
I’m standing there and witnessing everything atomize around me. I’m built like a proton.
"Is that an address?" That killed me
If the sun was a banana,there would probably be a lot of banana cults,religions,and people would pretty much go insane that there are little suns everywhere
I guess this is how Charjaborg does when he plays God: the Earth won't last a year. Heck, maybe a month.
12:16
I would become a billionaire and create a spaceship that travels to the banana.
Once at the banana I would harvest it's potassium and sell it to the leaders of the world for exorbitant amounts of money.
After I have made a few more billion dollars I would create defense spaceships surrounding the banana making it impossible for anyone but me to harvest potassium but me.
Now that I have obtained a complete monopoly over the cosmic banana I would invest the now trillions of dollars I have to invent an anti-aging chemical that would I would l cover the banana in to prevent it from going rotten.
At this point inflation would be so insufferable only the upper .0000001% can afford to live.
To stop this inflation I would have armies return to earth and burn all money they found this is illegal but my cosmic banana empire would be so powerful it would not even matter.
Millions would have lost their job and all their money in the process of reducing inflation but that matters not to me. The powers of the world can once again afford my potassium, that is what matters.
After many many decades that I was able to live through due to the anti-aging chemical the 99% finally have enough money to barely live a functioning life.. and then they decide to rebel against the world leaders who have relied on my potassium for decades now.
To combat this I send my army to kill all under the 50%, it is very effective at first 2 million people are killed.
During the weeks it took to kill those 2 million people a soldier has a change of heart and spares a child despite the fact that just by being a low ranking soldier and employee of the potassium mine makes him automatically one of the most powerful people alive.
The word of the child who is sparred spreads through my army.
After some time they come to a conclusion that it is better to quit.
Meanwhile I'm getting really sick and tired of this whole soldier rebellion thing so I decide to nuke earth with all of my potassium bombs.
The few people staying at the cosmic banana are the last bastion of humanity.
After thousands of years they die off and it is only me alone on the cosmic banana.
The banana would not rot, it lies in bacuum
@@iamnotcool7222 Wow that's such a crazy fact it almost makes me go bananas.
@@ketamineheadpatrick4928 bs nss na
@@iamnotcool7222 nanners
Ngl when I saw the thumbnail I deadass thought it was an informational video on how banana companies took over Central America, then I read the title
What a great way to remind me of my fear of space
You see I'm actually in the back seat so I'd be fine
“School isn’t canceled yet”
I died
POV: The titan Submersible When it imploded 4:01 Lol
Bananas .....rotate
if the sun would get replaced by a GIGANTIC banana i'd have to intervene
4:54 I love this
"Im gona fill Uranus whit moten lava" That Sounds So Bad But So Funny
the yiga clan if you get a game over:
What do you know. I was watching some stream recaps, and this video comes out?
You're the best Charborg! No other streamer is like you! Now will you be sending my money through the mail or PayPal?
Your teacher was wrong about the pronunciation of Uranus as well. If we go off the original Greek pronunciation, it’s pronounced “oo-rah-nohs”.
Also, fun fact: While all the other planets except Earth are named after the Roman versions of the Greek gods, Ouranos was actually more commonly referred to as Caelus in Roman society. Uranus is just the Roman spelling of the original, with only a small percentage of Romans actually referring to him by his original Greek name.
Nah I'd survive that. Just gotta get an I-frame
you made earth orbit a banana, no other youtuber could do that
charborg, casually obliterating the solar system.... and i thought jerma was a psycho
Damn Uranus be sprinting in the speed of ligth just to get that planet size banana
"Where is the sun?
Oh, there she is."