I've played this game and bred a super long dog named constantinople that feeds on the bodies of fallen dogs to extend his life. He is my favorite boy :)
I just realized, this game may seem really goofy and funny, but in a way it is actually the most realistic dog simulator ever. This game plays up the whole mutation and crossbreeding mechanic as a ridiculous and over the top thing, but when you think about it, this is literally what our ancestors were doing when they were domesticating dogs. They would crossbreed specific dogs to get desired traits, which is exactly what you do in wobbledogs. It is actually really fucking smart lol.
Ah yes, I remember playing the game myself 7:20 And experiencing both grief from a dog death, and the horror of seeing them being cannibalized by others for the first time
Crossbreeding until the simulation stability is all the way down to 0% leads to some weird results, ended up with a dog bigger than the rest just as a puppy, and its back legs were both on the left side
I remember looking at the Dev's progress making this on Twitter years ago :') I think you can choose not to let the dogs die in the settings but I'm not sure. Poor Peanut :'(
@@localomorifanFull year late to the party, playing on a nintendo stinkin switch of all things. No, u CAN turn off death, only issue is it seems u have to turn it off entirely "so wobblers can't be starved"
a wolf hundreds of years ago: it’s so cold out, maybe this human will share his fire. What’s the worse that can happen? *the worse that can happen:* 12:03
I started this video with a smile and delighted laughter. Then a certain time came and the smile faded. Then the laughter started again but it was a sinister and disgusted laughter. Like the first time I watched human centipede. I’m pretty sure what happened to peanut would be considered war crimes from moment they were conceived.
My friend has a super old wobbledog that is HUGE but mostly normal. We call him Crump. Because every time he's happy, he bounces around and we call it Crumpin'. She is also trying to breed a dog with as many heads as possible.
I don't mean to disregard your meme, but I'm pretty sure they are way older than that, being considered an ancient dog breed and whatnot. They were only registered as an official dog breed by Europe in the 19th century, but they've been around before the Aztecs, created before the 11th century (probably by the ancestors of the Aztecs).
I know these dogs arent real, and are just scripts in a game on a computer, but dammit seeing them die was still incredibly heartbreaking, like seeing a dog get hurt in a movie. To the dogs who died in this stream, godspeed to those little mutant freaks.
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh Totally emotionless except for her heart Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas She totally confused all the passing piranhas
I've played this game and bred a super long dog named constantinople that feeds on the bodies of fallen dogs to extend his life. He is my favorite boy :)
I know feeding one core increases lifespan but if you can have an immortal dog with a constant supply of cores than that gives me many ideas.
Sounds like a good boy.
this game ps4?
@@lumbago9492 no probably not
@@oogabooga1228 fuck…
Hearing him pronounce “pupate” as if it was a pun (PUPate) is better than if he knew it was already a real word.
I just realized, this game may seem really goofy and funny, but in a way it is actually the most realistic dog simulator ever. This game plays up the whole mutation and crossbreeding mechanic as a ridiculous and over the top thing, but when you think about it, this is literally what our ancestors were doing when they were domesticating dogs. They would crossbreed specific dogs to get desired traits, which is exactly what you do in wobbledogs. It is actually really fucking smart lol.
Wait, it is a word? I had no idea lol
@@alexs.7956 Pupa is another word for chrysalis.
@@qwertydavid8070 ohhh, I didn't know, english is not my first language haha
You learn something new everyday :D
Tbh I thought it was supposed to be a pun because it works both ways
The "What the fuck he turned into a grape" had me rolling on the floor laughing.
And then he turned himself into a grape. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
“Holy shit it looks like a mattress!” got me dead
man i wish eating fries made you taller
It had me rolling on the floor laughing too lol
rofl?
I one time bred a dog that was 1/4 size of nugget, without legs. I named him LEGO
Lmao nice
lego the dog without legs~
Rip
Well I am a pretty small fellow…
One time I created a dog that was smaller in comparison to an ants on a log, and their name was sponge.
People carefully calculating how they can make a dog that feels pain every single second of their life:
Ah yes, I remember playing the game myself
7:20
And experiencing both grief from a dog death, and the horror of seeing them being cannibalized by others for the first time
I was freaked out the first time I saw my dogs consuming the dismembered corpse of their father
@@pheefee what is the game called and is it on steam
@@chiefbungalow thx
Fugly is an example of science going too far. He is a monument to all of our sins.
Rip toe, a most wonderful... boy? Was toe a boy? Were they even a mammal? I dunno, but the were wonderful. Godspeed, you Lil mutant monster
I THINK they were a mammal...
@@arkthecat9212
I don't believe there are any mammals that participate in pupation.
Fly high toe
@@arkthecat9212 I'm late, but they aren't.
Insectoid of some sort, or possibly sentient butter
I can't believe they finally released an accurate Victorian dog breeding simulator
This game is actually an amazing message for what the fk we did to dogs. I feel bad for the pug, man.
I never thought of it that way!! But I agree... Because the pug's existence is nothing but pain.
...what the fuck is a "pug man"
@@PurpIexion my bad
"pug, man."
Pug dogs, and man as referring to reader
@@kingster14444 how foolish of you to assume for a moment that i'm a man and not a fucking pug, L + reported to local authorities
@@garysue1589 🚨🚨🚔🚔🚨🚨👮
WAIT NO! ✋😨✋
"let's get the weirdest little monstrosity with the weirdest fucking legs" - The guy who bred sausage dogs
They are working dogs, bred for the purpose of going into holes to fight badgers
Dachshunds deserve better
@@CAMSLAYER13we won
Would like to see another video of this. I want to see hyper genetic freaks
I agree , just imagine he makes a dog as small as an ant but with the biggest legs possible ... lol
Then look in the mirror
Crossbreeding until the simulation stability is all the way down to 0% leads to some weird results, ended up with a dog bigger than the rest just as a puppy, and its back legs were both on the left side
@@nikd7841 😭
i agree 100% he should make a playlist of this game
I literally put this game on my wishlist like 5-10 minutes before this video was uploaded. Trippy.
Yo, wishlist 'How Fish is Made' so he plays that next. lmao
Just seems fitting as his persona is a fish.
@@Buckyfella his fursona's a wolf doe
I live in your walls
Ayy nice pfp, always cool to see AJJ fans out and about
this game is great at teaching the horrors of cross breeding and breeding in general
this is pretty much how pugs and chihuahuas were made
And great danes and bulldogs and many other deformed breeds
God really said “what the fuck is that lmao” and shipped em’ out
@@June_MMMhumans really said "what the fuck is that lmao" and shipped it out there.
big fan of chat convincing him to call the dog Minge while he's completely oblivious as to what it is
I remember looking at the Dev's progress making this on Twitter years ago :')
I think you can choose not to let the dogs die in the settings but I'm not sure. Poor Peanut :'(
You can but you need at least one to die for some achievements
If I'm correct, it only extends their lifespan, not outright disables death
@@localomorifannah
@@localomorifanFull year late to the party, playing on a nintendo stinkin switch of all things. No, u CAN turn off death, only issue is it seems u have to turn it off entirely "so wobblers can't be starved"
6:04 "he can jump so tall"
a wolf hundreds of years ago: it’s so cold out, maybe this human will share his fire. What’s the worse that can happen?
*the worse that can happen:* 12:03
6:30 “look at this stupid ass dog”😭😭
I started this video with a smile and delighted laughter. Then a certain time came and the smile faded. Then the laughter started again but it was a sinister and disgusted laughter. Like the first time I watched human centipede.
I’m pretty sure what happened to peanut would be considered war crimes from moment they were conceived.
I hadn't realized how illiterate Charborg is until this video.
I remember my first time... it's inevitable
Streamer brain lol
the minge killed me
@@Hmmmmhmmhmnot everyone knows what it means. I only knew thanks to mingebags from Gary’s mod
@@spleens4200 it's British slang
4:35 "I love just watching them do their thing that's so-"
*dog shits*
"I hate this game."
I love how Charborg independently emulated the creation of tiny rat dogs in a videogame.
My friend has a super old wobbledog that is HUGE but mostly normal. We call him Crump. Because every time he's happy, he bounces around and we call it Crumpin'. She is also trying to breed a dog with as many heads as possible.
That pretty much is what crumping is so... yeah.
the earlier part with Charborg not knowing what Minge is is the funniest
"He turned into a grape"
I laughed so hard I spit out my banana candy
Remember, banana candy flavor is based on the real flavor of a since-extinct strain of banana
@@quantumblur_3145Wait really??? Σ (❛□❛ )
Toe will never be forgotten in our hearts from the day he helped tripod
This game really gets you in the mindset of a 19th century dog breeder creating what will. in the future. be known as the chihuahua
I don't mean to disregard your meme, but I'm pretty sure they are way older than that, being considered an ancient dog breed and whatnot. They were only registered as an official dog breed by Europe in the 19th century, but they've been around before the Aztecs, created before the 11th century (probably by the ancestors of the Aztecs).
@@chitinskin9860Yep! They were supposedly primarily companion animals kept by the Aztecs.
oh god so many feelings packed in a single cute game, what the hell
The sad part is this is basically how modern dog breeds were invented.
12:44 wholesome moment :>
Im dying at him not understanding mingle without the L 💀💀💀
i dont get it too explain it pls
@@Amir-UberEats-Goatit means vagina in the Uk. (From my knowledge.)
@@Amir-UberEats-Goat Minge is slang for lady crotch
did you know dogs can't die in storage?
Neither did I at first.
Now, I have Randy in storage at all times, only every breeding.
10:47 these are my fav kind of charborg moments
9:17
I CAN'T, THAT DOG HAVE A SEIZURE LMAO
I know these dogs arent real, and are just scripts in a game on a computer, but dammit seeing them die was still incredibly heartbreaking, like seeing a dog get hurt in a movie. To the dogs who died in this stream, godspeed to those little mutant freaks.
It doesn't help that most of these dogs are unique. Each with their own feature.
its rare that something nearly brings me to tears of horror, this is one of those things
If this game starts getting a big modding community humanity is over
8:50 he pulled a full on British “WOT???”
work at a dog kennel. can confirm this is exactly what goes on behind the scenes
“Mud’s doing a breakdancing move”
12:50 also, Toe is a great friend to Tripod
Toe trying to ear the chicken nugget has to be the one of the saddest things that I've seen before.
8:09 "we gotta praise that I want this guy shaking his ass all day" society be like.
Shrimp and fugly are like chihuahuas 😭😭😭😭😭
Lump sat alone in a boggy marsh
Totally emotionless except for her heart
Mud flowed up into lump's pajamas
She totally confused all the passing piranhas
Ahh...That dog you got its called a tofu it can barely walk.
I made a dog with a head so big and a body so small he learned to walk with his chin
You're basically making modern dogs bruv
CHRBRG is the literal best! i love his voice :)
@DripTrollKing No its Charborg
@@LuigiDude647 who’s charborg? We’re watching CHRBRG
@DripTrollKing ya well it’s the same thing really
@@blobdude19 no not really, they're two completely different people what are you on about?
@@tovarischshashlikov well sorry I don’t watch the other channel here I’ll change it
14:20 is God when he made Chihuahuas
16:05 PETA HELLO ANIMAL ABUSE
This game gives me huge boosts of seretonin
For people wondering "minge" is another word for "vulva"
7:35 CANNABALISM!!!!
I’ve found your channel yesterday and it’s somehow wholesome but chaotic too I freaking love it
Wholesome?
Saw someone talkin about their dog that eats the deceased. I got one named doorknob.. hes over an hour old.
1:07 British fans in chat LMAOOO
i really wanna see charborg play this game again this was so funny and cute😭
" Is Bread dead? " There'll be no redemption for him, I guess.
Toe progressively transformed into a cadilac
Please do more of these
Btw the best part of this video is when you get a heart attack and start screaming like air doesn't exist 10:45 I love it
Naughty children get put in the dog wiggled 16:16
3:17 does he know what a basketball looks like??
He streamed this game yesterday so I thought the editor was just REALLY good at editing quickly
This is basically exactly the we did to dogs. We kept breeding them and got a bunch of weird results
This feels like real life....genetically enhancing dogs because people like em that way
11:20 *crossing fingers* Oh, please name it Manowar!
11:24 My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
eventually in this game the dogs all just become so inbred they can't even walk anymore
my guy really insulted them so bad that their parents felt it💀
in this video, we saw creation, evolution,death,cannibalism,twerking and even sadder death and bad owner
“Is Bread dead?”
My brain, immediately, Bread dead redemption
" mud please get bread out of your mouth"
the best line of speech i have ever heard
any three legged dog not called yardstick is a wasted opportunity
Rest in peace, toe. He was such a hero and helped everyone he could. He was our little derpy hero.
toe's head shrinks and he said ohh we fucked up got me laughing
1:45 dog is valid.
This part made me laugh so hard lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 10:46
I couldn't hold my tears back when Toe died
Man said "Be there or be square" and he wasn't there
3:28 The average day to day life of a Jojo villain
If some asks _"Do you think God is cruel?"_ you point them to this video.
1:14, dont search it up. save ur muds sanity.
The fact chr doesnt know minge and pupate really ascended me
12:11 ITS THE CIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE
I like how old the messed up ones Are in a separate area
this was the video that introduced me to charborg, so glad i clicked on the video
F Minge the doggo
I can’t believe Fugly and Shrimp are Pupsquids
8:46 WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH
I played this game and made a horrible cube and made a dog factory to feed him
I have a Wobbledog named Barkus, he's wide and has a weird head
I love him
Rip Mud 2022-2022
a minet of silence for toe and bread❤
10:48 old cars be like:
This is a goddamn fever dream
dude this vod is gonna be so good.
the dog cripwalking wouldve been funnier if he was full blue
12:52 that was SO CUTE
Biblically accurate dog breeding.