A HFY Story : When the Tress Speak Human | 2179 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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  • @armycowboy4313
    @armycowboy4313 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Aliens: we fight fair.
    Humans: yeah you already lost.

    • @deon5729
      @deon5729 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      true

    • @theengagedfew
      @theengagedfew หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Fair is a place where pigs win ribbons.

  • @marcusjohnson6805
    @marcusjohnson6805 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    The monkey trap was such a human thing to do, considering what the enemy looked like. Of course, if you play Fallout 4 long enough you know the monkey meant trouble.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know. I burst out laughing because I knew these foolish xenos were doomed LOL

    • @verilyheld
      @verilyheld ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's a Jolly Chimp. A popular toy in the 1970s.
      I've seen those things.
      A ton of dynamite is not too much to ensure the destruction of a Jolly Chimp.
      It's just the enemy's bad luck they blundered into the sensible solution to finding a Jolly Chimp.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I always shoot those things when I see them. Creepy little buggers.

    • @haskellyoung3121
      @haskellyoung3121 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was thinking the monkey bomb from COD.

    • @JosephKano
      @JosephKano ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeh I was pretty certain that was a Fallout Easter egg.

  • @TheSimpleMan454
    @TheSimpleMan454 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    When Rambo Himself trains humanity's armed forces.
    Now it's fixed...

    • @DylonBridson
      @DylonBridson ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That’s Saint Rambo to you

    • @TheSimpleMan454
      @TheSimpleMan454 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DylonBridson No no, it just wouldn't capitalize the H when I typed it.

    • @Zael_Moonblade
      @Zael_Moonblade ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roy Benavides is reborn in every one of those jungle warriors!

    • @ThatOneDude80085
      @ThatOneDude80085 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean. If it’s only 10,000 troops. I could see every navy seal/green beret/sas/ really any special forces of the world. Be sent to give them absolute hell

    • @Sum-kj8jo
      @Sum-kj8jo ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Zael_Moonbladelong live the memories of a marine

  • @chipman1589
    @chipman1589 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    There should be a sequel “when the snow speaks human”

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      finland edition? in the snow? yeah i can do that.

    • @Vrooto
      @Vrooto ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@valtiel2589 my god they're gonna revive simo hayha and give him a railgun.

    • @haskellyoung3121
      @haskellyoung3121 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@VrootoI shouldn't be this excited about that.

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "...while high on meth overdose." 😅

    • @haskellyoung3121
      @haskellyoung3121 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AlexSDU 🤣

  • @alfredsutton4412
    @alfredsutton4412 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    For the creative author.
    For the handsome voice actor.
    For the algorithm god. May it shower this channel with good numbers that the entertainment may continue

    • @t.j.7347
      @t.j.7347 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen.

    • @rainynight02
      @rainynight02 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Algorithm tyrant you mean.

  • @jukkiivi4282
    @jukkiivi4282 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Asymmetric warfare for win!
    For the Author of the Story! For the Narrator of the Story! For the Favour of the Ineffable Algorithm! For speedy regrowth of the Beard!

  • @vanevanhaagen4011
    @vanevanhaagen4011 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I absolutely believe that the two dozen men where the only Human forces on the Planet the entire time.
    For the Autor, for the Algorythm, for the Narrator!

  • @valtiel2589
    @valtiel2589 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I AM DEEPLY SORRY for all the mistakes in this one. i was in a LOT of pain when i wrote it but against better judgement i soldiered on. I had to correct this SO many times.
    FOR THE ALGORITHM. FOR THE VOICE. FOR THE MAGNIFICENT BEARD!!!

    • @darwinskeeper421
      @darwinskeeper421 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm guessing the title was supposed to be, "When the Trees Speak Human." There may have been a few mistakes, but it was a GREAT story.

    • @atomicskull6405
      @atomicskull6405 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      For future reference nobody uses flamethrowers anymore because white phosphorous grenades do the job more effectively and are safer to use. And you can hand them out to everyone. Mirrors have to be absolutely flawlessly made and dirt free to reflect a high power laser, unrealistic for a military vehicle. You'd need to use ablative armor for that.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You did fine. I died laughing at the cymbal clanging monkey trap. All hail the standard Fallout boobytrap!

    • @melkiorwiseman5234
      @melkiorwiseman5234 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was entertaining enough but yeah, it could have done with a proof-reader or two. 🙂
      But the word is "cost" as there is no such word as "costed." "Cost" is past and future tense in the one word, with qualifiers if disambiguation is required.
      "It cost us dearly" = past tense.
      "That will cost you" = future tense.
      Interestingly, present tense is often "costs", "costly" or "costing" rather than "cost".
      One more thing: I don't bother to criticise anything I don't care about. Just the fact that I bothered to correct you means that I liked the story. 😚😉

    • @danzydan2479
      @danzydan2479 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All good mate. Hope you are feeling better. Keep up the good work.

  • @tomasdubravsky4851
    @tomasdubravsky4851 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I AM THE LORAX, I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!!!!! AND FOR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY SPEAK HUMANESE!!!

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Never fight an enemy on their own terms! Always do the unexpected!

    • @nightrunnerxm393
      @nightrunnerxm393 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, but sometimes, the most unexpected thing you can do is to do precisely what you are expected to do. After all, surprise in battle is what happens when you misinterpret something you've seen in front of you all along.
      Although realistically, the biggest strategic problem here was that the xenos got so overconfident that they failed to truly understand their enemy. It's also a noticeable human flaw, overconfidence. Sun Tzu put it best, I think. "Know your enemy as you know yourself, and in a thousand battles, you shall never once be in peril."

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    ooohhh a fallout reference with the demon toy monkeys lol.
    When you picked up one of those buggers it triggered a boss encounter. ( the evil part was they where needed for a high point achievement)

  • @valnira1147
    @valnira1147 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The Ironic thing is that well... None of Humanity's Rules of Conduct were violated in this engagement. >.> i wonder how they'd fare if we busted out the truly FUN weapons

    • @danzydan2479
      @danzydan2479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only realized that until I read your post. Oh yeah. LoL.

    • @davidrutherford6311
      @davidrutherford6311 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only if they treated the tips of the spears in the punji trap. NVA used to smear them in waste to cause infections, which is technically bio-warfare. Since there seem to be no civilians in the area flame throwers are also legal. Depending on which nations are involved, landmines may also be a violation but all the big nations that would be involved in space exploration didn't sign that treaty anyway. As far as I can tell, no violations.

    • @valnira1147
      @valnira1147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidrutherford6311100% but then again Humanity's rules of war only apply to us. after all there isn't a geneva convention in space

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hay, you don't just go to 100 from 0, you work your way up.

    • @Mehatos
      @Mehatos ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valnira1147 In space it's just a checklist.

  • @Iluvantir
    @Iluvantir ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "We've been given a challenge for the rights of our newest star system by that big alien empire over yonder."
    "Oh?"
    "Yes. Here's the rules."
    "Rules?"
    *reads rules*
    "God damn childrens games... okay, 200 men be overkill?"
    "No. The overkill will be wiping out the fleet as well."
    "... yeah, you're right. 6000 years of history of war, and this is the best they want to throw at us?"
    "Might be a test, to see if we'd be eligible for the big leagues."
    "... here's hoping!"
    *after*
    "Damnit. I hate being so disappointed..."

  • @barelyasurvivor1257
    @barelyasurvivor1257 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Someone had to survive to tell the tail, and build the fear of humanity.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Don't kill me man, don't kill me!"
      "I'm not going to kill you, I want you to tell all your friends about me"
      "What are you????"
      "I'm HuMan!

    • @Kualinar
      @Kualinar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes. You need at least some survivor to tell the Galaxy what happened.

  • @MercenaryX21
    @MercenaryX21 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    We don't fight Fair, we fight to win.

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      we dont fight to win. we fight to make sure we dont ever have to fight again.

  • @bennood2031
    @bennood2031 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    That's an HFY story. People often forget that part of the original meme that spawned this was it was also exploring our worst nature. This is a call back to what makes them good.

    • @rainynight02
      @rainynight02 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does HFY actually mean?
      I've listened to scores, if not hundreds, of these by now, and I still have no idea what HFY means...

    • @RealArcalian
      @RealArcalian ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rainynight02 Humanity, F*ck Yeah

    • @gmailquinn
      @gmailquinn ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I believe hfy was meant to be an archetype to the stereotype of humanity being weak in space think halo 1

    • @bennood2031
      @bennood2031 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gmailquinn There was that too, basically humans are really good at something instead of being 'average' was another part of it.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bennood2031 HFY is basically supposed to be the opposite of the "Puny Earthling" trope where humans are supposed to be helpless primitives in the face of an alien threat, where the aliens are better at everything. It's the author (and hopefully their readers) taking pride in some aspect of humanity,
      Occasionally, "Humanity F*ck Yeah" devolves into "Humanity, What the F*ck???", which is basically where the author wanks humanity in such a morally reprehensible way that they (usually inadvertently) turn humanity into the bad guys of the story. Like genociding entire alien races because of what any sane person would regard as a minor social slight IRL.

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The CYMBAL CLANGING MONKEY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
    (Fallout fans approve of this ambush tactic)

  • @bradwolf07
    @bradwolf07 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Why leave one ship alive? To carry the one and ONLY warning... Don't mess with Humanity. Some people have to learn that the hard way

  • @goingfubar7182
    @goingfubar7182 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In my opinion, Sir you are the best, number 1 of the many other's who have tried to narrate stories of their own, or those of others, and just don't have your style or abilities to make it come to life.
    So you are the best in your field of telling stories, like the bard's of old. So please good Sir continue with your excellent work and making such stories come to life, I salute you 👍 and hope you can keep doing such fantastic job. You should maybe create a video class for those who would like to learn how to be a effective story teller.
    Of course they should pay for the chance to learn from the best of story tellers, break it down into a series of videos ether online or available on DVD, and there are some who could benefit from your teaching.
    Keep up the fantastic work and I hope you enjoy your self and your family stay safe.
    God bless America 🇺🇸 and President Trump 🇺🇸 and you and your family,and always watch your six 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
    🇺🇸🇺🇸🗽🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🐈‍⬛🏜👍👍👍✌️✌️✌️👌👌😆😆😆😊😊😊👀

  • @greyman1k
    @greyman1k ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Great Story!!! The only bad part is that I can only leave 1 like. This deserves a whole bunch more. Good job, well done!

  • @Flarflenugen
    @Flarflenugen ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I play dirty. Its how you defeat a bigger and stronger opponent"
    -hitman

  • @tsavonglah52922
    @tsavonglah52922 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    You know it's really bad when you hear Fortunate Son playing in the background.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its even worse if you hear banjo music. LOL
      (Deliverance ref)

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Wastelandman7000 "I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a pig. Go ahead, squeal. Squeal, now. Squeal."
      "Weeeeeeeeeeee!"

    • @Jaegerrants
      @Jaegerrants ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man I almost heard Säkkijärven polkka with all the sniping, hiding in bushes and blowing up bridges.

    • @benjamintherogue2421
      @benjamintherogue2421 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jaegerrants Not enough snow to be their natural habitat.

    • @Jaegerrants
      @Jaegerrants ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@benjamintherogue2421 All memeing aside, you know snow is only for like a third of the year. Rest of the year we make do with reqular forest, the snow just helps dealing with people who aren't used to cold. And be it white or green, the moment you step into our woods your ass is ours, unless swamps, lakes or bears get you first

  • @dylanfraser9136
    @dylanfraser9136 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    love going back and hearing old stories

  • @snidecommenter7117
    @snidecommenter7117 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Reminds me of a line from the movie, "Go Tell the Spartans". A North Vietnamese officer, after ordering the killing of French soldiers who had surrendered said, "If we kill all they send, they will stop sending."

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol, that just results in 'you die, I die, everybody die!'

    • @benjamintherogue2421
      @benjamintherogue2421 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Turns out if you get a reputation for being a bastard, people send their friends after you.

    • @lloydkeith3061
      @lloydkeith3061 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That reminds me of another saying "it's not a war crime the first time". Also how warheads on foreheads happens.

  • @PanduPoluan
    @PanduPoluan ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "... for what reason the galaxy would never know."
    While, to warn y'all of course. Make them our messenger bois.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke ปีที่แล้ว +13

    thank you for the story. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Two thousand well trained and equipped Vietcong on ground of their own choosing against a hidebound strait leg infantry battalion.
    Forgone conclusion.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Vietcong for the most part were not in fact well trained, nor were they well equipped. They were also not the primary fighting force of the North Vietnamese. That, was the regular NVA, who unlike the Vietcong were actually well trained, disciplined, and fairly well equipped.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Worse, these xenos weren't even trained as well as US soldiers of the time. They were expecting a parade ground battle and found asymmetric warfare instead. You'd think they'd at least have sent a few of their special forces and read some of our history.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alganhar1
      In the early days they were fairly well trained and were quite effective but after we started killing them faster than they could be trained they became almost completely ineffective.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wastelandman7000
      Not quite parade ground. They probably would have done quite well in the Korean War. They performed very much like well trained human infantry that had never heard of guerrilla warfare before they were dropped into a battle against guerrillas.

  • @smaragdwolf1
    @smaragdwolf1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hmmm... i wonder how many Humans were in this Fight. Wouldnt be surprised if its less than 100. This sounds like Commando Soldiers with a week of free time to prepare the Battlefield.

    • @arakheno4051
      @arakheno4051 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arty, missile brigades, AAA, engineers, and at least 3 groups of marines or spec forces numbering 24 (2 dozen as per the story) .. plus the snipers of course.. don't need the 10k but at least 1-2k by my guess

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 ปีที่แล้ว

      No reason not to have the full 10k, though most of those were likely combat engineering and support roles... unless the rules of the Rite are so poorly designed that 'support personnel' don't count against your limit. I'd guess a solid 3-4k, since you need a wide and deep net.

  • @stevedavis5704
    @stevedavis5704 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Of course they let one damaged ship escape. They wanted to terrorize their enemies and dead men tell no tales.

  • @quinnhasse9170
    @quinnhasse9170 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    i wonder what language of terran the trees are speaking?

    • @robertshank3729
      @robertshank3729 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We all know what language they are speaking... my uncle heard them all the time..

    • @UmarWazir
      @UmarWazir ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finno-Vietish

    • @jukkiivi4282
      @jukkiivi4282 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      During summer? Vietnamese. During winter? Finnish.

    • @gillsmoke
      @gillsmoke ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Death. The trees speak mechanical death.

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People tend to forget that the Vietcong lost 20 for every 1 American.

  • @ArchonSG1
    @ArchonSG1 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Story feels like it is part of a series, and its part 2 or 3 of something. Good stuff.

  • @debrawittig3944
    @debrawittig3944 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Third time I've listened to this story...one of my favorites

  • @digger1900
    @digger1900 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Another great story

  • @rodgemic
    @rodgemic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Sir we missed one"-radar operations
    "Leave them to tell the tale" some pissed nco

  • @underworldguardian704
    @underworldguardian704 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When near, appear far
    When far, appear near
    -Art of war

  • @jamescustodio3094
    @jamescustodio3094 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We did most things by the book in this story. I was waiting for some Geneva Checklist actions.

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't even need it.

  • @johnnymellon7414
    @johnnymellon7414 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wonder what the author had in mind for what the aliens expected? Something like a musketeer fireing line from the napoleonic wars?

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for the reading

  • @MercenaryX21
    @MercenaryX21 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The only reason that 1 shit got away is because they wanted to send a message. Mission accomplished

  • @KouuToriProductions
    @KouuToriProductions ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am The Lorax. I speak for the trees. And for some f*cking reason, they're speaking Vietnamese.

    • @garysprandel1817
      @garysprandel1817 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heard Doughnut Operatior use that in his recent M60 video and LMAO at that one.

  • @leonievanheerden7090
    @leonievanheerden7090 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For the author, narrator and the story 💐⭐⭐⭐

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    thanks for the story and narration

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian ปีที่แล้ว

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    That. Is How. You DO IT!!!
    Strike! From! SHADOW!

  • @valterrenatodeandradeponte4099
    @valterrenatodeandradeponte4099 ปีที่แล้ว

    The best storyline up now this should be made a animated movie

  • @taetannim3581
    @taetannim3581 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for your work!

  • @danzydan2479
    @danzydan2479 ปีที่แล้ว

    Farking enjoyed that story. Thank you author and ASN.

  • @xessq1
    @xessq1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    .
    now that is the ultimate in don't mess with a sniper

  • @CALCIUMDOMINATOR
    @CALCIUMDOMINATOR ปีที่แล้ว

    My only question is what did they do to piss humanity off so bad

  • @nomohakon6257
    @nomohakon6257 ปีที่แล้ว

    So wholesome...

  • @ArronRatliff
    @ArronRatliff 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ah section one of the Geneva Checklist was in play i see. Sounds like the other fleets and armadas got to experience the other five sections.

  • @michaelyoung7261
    @michaelyoung7261 ปีที่แล้ว

    The stories make such good accompaniment to my bike ride home from work

  • @dragonriderabens9761
    @dragonriderabens9761 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The cousin to “WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHER F***ER!”
    I love it XD

  • @najlitarvan921
    @najlitarvan921 ปีที่แล้ว

    From the hfy narators on youtube i think i prefer ypur voice the most

  • @whgordon6109
    @whgordon6109 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another Excelent Presentation Agro!
    Many Many Thanks

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10.000 eche side, to bad half of our side was artilerie and hunters and snipers squads

  • @the_obvious8336
    @the_obvious8336 ปีที่แล้ว

    thank you.

  • @ihtfp01
    @ihtfp01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I haz plazma pistols and lazer cannons
    Ho... Ho... Ho...
    HFY!

  • @mpcrauzer
    @mpcrauzer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The entire human forces in this was composed by the best of the Specialized jungle warfare forces from the planet earth.
    'Faca na caveira" xeno

  • @959151
    @959151 ปีที่แล้ว

    THANKS SO MUCH AGAIN

  • @Kualinar
    @Kualinar 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Humans : So, you want to play war ? We don't «play» war, we fight war. Tag, you're dead.
    Aliens : Mummy ! While making their pants turn brown or whatever.

  • @tehrankizaki9627
    @tehrankizaki9627 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the algorithm, for the squirrel

  • @HammarPwnsYourFace
    @HammarPwnsYourFace ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice story. ASN. Thx for the read. I couldn’t help but think and laugh, that planet isnt even in the sol system. Heaven forbid anyone fafo w that hornets nest….

  • @dashhuber2901
    @dashhuber2901 ปีที่แล้ว

    A jungle WORLD... SUROUNDED by volcanoes? They can keep the space lava I'm feckin out of here.

  • @davethompson3326
    @davethompson3326 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someone was channelling Giap, Arminus or the Surena

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually it was Arma 3 SOG Prairie Fire DLC but close enough

  • @randybentley2633
    @randybentley2633 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never give Humans the homefield advantage!

  • @Vrooto
    @Vrooto ปีที่แล้ว +2

    damn these aliens were fighting american commandos that are decedents of vietnamese
    Edit: went to check the original post and the OP said they accidently miss spelt trees

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes i did. i was in a lot of pain. i had to make SO many corrections after i wrote this.

  • @sullyjebs4039
    @sullyjebs4039 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For the algorithm, for the author, for the bearded voice!

  • @jalentorres6096
    @jalentorres6096 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alien Vietnam is crazy 😂😂

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "When the trees speak human"....be afraid...be VERY afraid.

  • @carminedesanto6746
    @carminedesanto6746 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn..missed the live read 👽

  • @nicksmith2033
    @nicksmith2033 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So i enjoyed the story. But what is a tress? The only thing i found on google was talking about long locks or curls in longer hair. And i really dont know the connection with the story.

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a 'tress' is me being in too much pain to notice i misspelled TREES when i posted the story.

    • @nicksmith2033
      @nicksmith2033 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh ok thank you for the clarification hahaha. We'll I hope the pain has subsided. Side note : we humans love are ambushes and gorilla warfare!

  • @rat_king-
    @rat_king- ปีที่แล้ว

    Space Vietnam is surprisingly peaceful

  • @pspicer777
    @pspicer777 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lovely story. Excellent narration as always AS. What is the music?

  • @Wastelandman7000
    @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Only way this could have been funnier is if they landed on Catachan....

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I remember a story about why mirror armour was not used as defence against lasers. The con list was about 10X longer than the pro list. oh sorry was not a story was a scientific research paper. my bad.

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yup definitely a John Rambo trained group.

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Cool!

  • @aaronkennedy7458
    @aaronkennedy7458 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lads, why are the trees speaking vietna- I mean human?

    • @valtiel2589
      @valtiel2589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the next story will be the snow speaking Finnish and after that the sand will be speaking Arabic.

    • @aaronkennedy7458
      @aaronkennedy7458 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valtiel2589 And the nice green hills speaking Gaelic?

  • @Adiscretefirm
    @Adiscretefirm 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Title should be When the Trees Start Speaking English, don't listen and wonder when the Tress are going to show up

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    lol, he even pronounces the typo in the video title.

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae ปีที่แล้ว

    Let this be a lesson: NEVER TRUST A CYMBAL MONKEY!!!

  • @MarceloMercadoDespot
    @MarceloMercadoDespot ปีที่แล้ว

    VC in space, the trees speak Vietnamese 😂

  • @xinf4mousx428
    @xinf4mousx428 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Geneva convention of war crimes only applies to humans. 😏

  • @RichtorGroude1828
    @RichtorGroude1828 ปีที่แล้ว

    aaah, guerilla warfare against space gorillas, fantastic

  • @Rawkit_Surgeon
    @Rawkit_Surgeon ปีที่แล้ว

    Straight Silver

  • @larryjanson4011
    @larryjanson4011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    never fight those who live for war.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, as the other series says, we are space orcs LOL

  • @mikecoatsworth6048
    @mikecoatsworth6048 ปีที่แล้ว

    My socks are safe again

  • @peterwalls-qf7ii
    @peterwalls-qf7ii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It always mystifies me, how FTL capable civilisations, neglect to develop their infantry. I mean , its not that hard to spot a man in a jungle, not with tech aids. Bullets live trails, their trajectory can be calculated, their point of origin determined.
    These xenos were using plasma weapons, but no shields! Its almost like they were equipped to lose !
    Assuming they were using super heated plasma discharges from their weapons, their best bet would have been to fire the jungle! Burn everything , leave the enemy no refuge, hunt down the fleeing units. What do they care about trees, in some isolated islands ? Burn everything that can burn, force the enemy to an open battle, you can win.

    • @Wastelandman7000
      @Wastelandman7000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Depends on how wet the jungle is. If it was just deluged by a storm it would be too wet to do anything but smoulder.
      And why they neglect their infantry is interservice rivalry. When one arm "wins wars" for you you tend to neglect arms that aren't "effective". Its their internal politics getting in the way of logic and reason.

    • @AkGamerRo
      @AkGamerRo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also the fact that their command line was in disarray from sniper and artillery fire.

    • @ufoe20011
      @ufoe20011 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also for many of these storys humanity is an op underdog always underestimated. Then there are the aliens show up and humanity is wiped out stories.
      Theres an entire youtube channel dedicated to advanced civilizations too dumb to survive.

  • @articblack8141
    @articblack8141 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    some folks are born made to wave the flag ohh that red white and blue

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

  • @mrmcgregor91
    @mrmcgregor91 ปีที่แล้ว

    That is cosidered gorilla warfare.

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What they do invade new Vietnam

  • @kennetth1389
    @kennetth1389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do i get the impression they blundered into a filipino colony world.

  • @Cadiangrunt99
    @Cadiangrunt99 ปีที่แล้ว

    They let one go to spread the fear.

  • @donovangonzalez5860
    @donovangonzalez5860 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bad ass

  • @jeffreyharris3440
    @jeffreyharris3440 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why did the humans let the single frigate go? Dead men tell no tales.

    • @nathansmith9104
      @nathansmith9104 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don’t shoot the messenger

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They needed somebody to tell the tale.

    • @snidecommenter7117
      @snidecommenter7117 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      During the Battle of Britain one fighter pilot said, "It would be good if we could destroy every plane in an attacking formation" to which another replied, "No. We want to let one go. Badly damaged, with all the crew except the pilot dead, and him coughing his lungs out dying at the controls after he lands. So they can see what happens."

    • @TrueFork
      @TrueFork ปีที่แล้ว +1

      since it was their first time we let them off with a warning. The next ones simply disappeared

    • @garysprandel1817
      @garysprandel1817 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vid feed of the the slaughter is effective, a single sole surviving frigate full of xenos returning with their uniforms and pressure suits verrry " soiled ", jump at the slightest sound and the mere mention of the word human makes them shudder and look over their shoulder is much more effective as a deterrent.

  • @Ryvaken
    @Ryvaken 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Taking prisoners is not weakness. Mercy is only weak when you allow it to be abused.

  • @garland336
    @garland336 ปีที่แล้ว

    The grammar in this one is pretty painful. I grieve for poor AGS lol

  • @callisto1556
    @callisto1556 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dm good video

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 ปีที่แล้ว

    neat