4 Movie Apocalypses That Would Be More Fun Than Reality | After Hours

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  • @saucewizard69
    @saucewizard69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    "Don't blame me”
    "why?"
    "I'd rather you didn't"

    • @afraider09
      @afraider09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wanted to like this but I also want to keep the thumbs up number at '69'....ooooo I don't know what to do T-T

    • @firstnamesurname7640
      @firstnamesurname7640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brytani Henry Well it's 82 now, so...

    • @afraider09
      @afraider09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First Name Surname and one more makes 83 lol it's great when other people make decisions for me haha

    • @firstnamesurname7640
      @firstnamesurname7640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brytani Henry YES!!! THE MIND CONTROL WORKS!!!

    • @johnpatrick1647
      @johnpatrick1647 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Brytani Henry Gotta love that socialism.

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    "If you don't like the show, don't watch it! Like us!"
    "I.. I can't... I can't not watch it. I started it."
    Dan, stop relating to me.

    • @Trinivalts
      @Trinivalts 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Edward Gil (ObaREX) God, this is all permeating.

    • @lwanco1018
      @lwanco1018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Edward Gil (ObaREX) I know right I do that too, my parents wonder why but all I can tell them is I started it so I have to finish it even if I hate it at least I have something to make fun of.

    • @eonsislept207
      @eonsislept207 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Edward Gil (ObaREX) It's why the writers of that show can seemingly have a single, 10 minute long brain-storming session, hand the crudely scrawled notes to a handful of interns and then fuck off to work on projects they actually give a shit about.
      Because of people like us. :(

    • @BladeBloodTear
      @BladeBloodTear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Focusing on mainly your final point since I agree with everything else, the Walking Dead does touch on that during the whole rebuilding society segments of the majority of the seasons mainly starting with the Governor. What always ends up happening though is those murderous alpha bros as you call them break in and murder because that's what they are at their core. Stupid dicks more concerned about themselves and willing to do anything and everything just to make sure they can feel like they are on top. The people more concerned about rebuilding tend to lack the craziness and/or fire power to fight back these people so they get run over and that seems to be what just happens in that world and a lot of other apocalyptic worlds in a broad sense. A big thing you have to keep in mind is no civilization was constructed in a day and the majority of them had to wise up to dealing with invaders and protecting their own. Walking Dead showcases this pretty well and also touches on what happens to those societies that started off peaceful trying to just help others out and how getting ran over by brutes affect them and change them. Governor couldn't accept Rick's group and went to war only for the Governor to lose his god damn mind and not only destroy the first community, but the second. Alexandra got ran over by Rick's group then tried to conform to Rick's ideals only for Rick to get ran over by Negan. And afaik Negan's group is currently at the top of the top because they work together, make use of all resources gathered, make everyone contribute, and most importantly use the power they have to actively protect themselves from danger.
      Walking dead and other apocalyptic worlds also focus heavily on the rough patch before the intelligent take over because it is suppose to be entertaining and not a lot of the masses will be excited to tune in every week to watch nerds work together. They want to see a bunch of brutes murder each other in as grand of a way as humanly possible since that's what they find entertaining.

    • @S_047
      @S_047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Burning car syndrome. You just want to keep watching it

  • @MarkieDonnie
    @MarkieDonnie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    I appreciate Dan's commitment to doing an episode with a sore throat. Many people would have just called it a day.

    • @TophMaGoats
      @TophMaGoats ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You think this one is outside because he was sick that week?

    • @xtradrive-kz3rz
      @xtradrive-kz3rz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sad that a sore throat is enough for most people, especially knowing that an episode is scheduled to be outside on a day. this generation, my generation, and the generation before mine is just too soft. cave man times is where its at, born in the wrong millennia smh

    • @keithwierz1
      @keithwierz1 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seinfeld did it too

    • @ottersintuxedos4981
      @ottersintuxedos4981 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk why they didn’t give Katie his points in this it seems like she didn’t get to do a whole thing

    • @montyswift5661
      @montyswift5661 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@xtradrive-kz3rz When your job revolves around speaking, having an audibly sore throat is a perfectly good reason to take a day off from that part of your job. If you're suffering from an affliction that prevents you from doing an aspect of your job well enough, it would be absolutely reasonable to not to that work since you know you're going to be impeded.

  • @kfetter16
    @kfetter16 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    "You'd never know how Game of Thrones ends"
    LOL Now we know that was actually a blessing XD

    • @alexdyer5369
      @alexdyer5369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That and open praise of Louis CK.

    • @vincentwoodhead6411
      @vincentwoodhead6411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ngl was kinda looking for these two comments. It is still fun to watch old Cracked stuff tho

    • @JoshyGee
      @JoshyGee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There's still the books.

    • @cjackson7089
      @cjackson7089 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Came here to say exactly the same thing!

    • @houseofaction
      @houseofaction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JoshyGee the books will have the same overall ending. but with slight differences

  • @Lamporre
    @Lamporre 11 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    It's kinda weird how Dan already had four chairs with him. Makes me think he's so desperate for more of these sessions that he secretly planned out his car breaking down.

    • @TeamToonz1
      @TeamToonz1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dont you have chairs at the back of your(or your family)car? I surely do, its not that strange.

    • @wildste
      @wildste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TeamToonz1 Its been seven years, do you still do it. Because if you do, you are wasting a lot of fuel by carrying all that unnecessary weight

    • @extremistgarchomp4950
      @extremistgarchomp4950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@TeamToonz1 Dan doesn't associate with people and therefore would only have need for one chair in his car

    • @darkmadder762
      @darkmadder762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wildste folding chairs weight like 5 to 10 pounds a pop. It's not that serious

    • @icarusfx
      @icarusfx ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wildsteMy collapsible chairs weigh about 2 lbs apiece. Most people are far more than 8 lbs overweight.
      I’ll keep the chars.

  • @johngordonp
    @johngordonp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    2:30 Watching this in 2021 and knowing what happened to Avengers, Game of Thrones and Louie CK hits a little different than the first time around.

    • @casey6556
      @casey6556 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah LMAO

  • @SGz_Eliminated
    @SGz_Eliminated 8 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    "I can't not watch it, I started it" Thank you, finally someone understands. Also who carries 4 chairs in their car but no supplies xD.

    • @AndyHoward
      @AndyHoward 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel apparently.

    • @osmium6832
      @osmium6832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There wasn't any room for supplies on account of the chairs. He had to have a way for everyone to face each other like in all the other After Hours episodes. He couldn't just bring food and water so they don't die of exposure if they had to sit in the car and all face the same direction. That would be *crazy*.

  • @PenDragon-hg1lg
    @PenDragon-hg1lg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Am I the only one who would love a web series with the After Hours's crew living post apocalypse?

    • @danstuckie6132
      @danstuckie6132 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They kinda did but they're all zombies

    • @someguywhocanfly
      @someguywhocanfly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Dan Stuckie It's not the after hours crew though, just the same actors.

    • @satanslittleunicorn6536
      @satanslittleunicorn6536 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I made my version of that it's like this
      Dan-leader
      Micheal - crazy psycho
      Katie- The seductive
      Soren- Mutant

    • @PenDragon-hg1lg
      @PenDragon-hg1lg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +erica creta interesting, could you elaborate on that some? I mean I kinda agree on Dan being leader, if not Soren as he may be either the leader or the psychotic member, Michael would probably be the useless member of the group do to his sex obsession, and Katie would probably be the character with the most development ahead of her

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      PenDragon 24601 They could discuss amateur theatrics put on by survivors in exchange for food like in The Postman or Escape from New York

  • @andrewwebb7584
    @andrewwebb7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "No Avengers 2 and you'll never know how Game of Thrones ended"
    That sentence aged interestingly!

    • @nellz72
      @nellz72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes it did!

    • @ninjabiatch101
      @ninjabiatch101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol same with going out of his way to say he wants Louie C.K. to still be alive.

    • @PaperbackWizard
      @PaperbackWizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And given the reaction of the fans, "The Walking Dead" actually had a *good* ending, so really everything about this video is inverted. It's like Bizarro Cracked World.

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@PaperbackWizard👀

  • @LordCHull
    @LordCHull 10 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Adventure Time. Who wouldn't want to go dungeoneering with your magic dog best friend in a world so sweet it looks like the board from Candy Land?
    Sure it has its dark sides, but the awkward romance parts even those out.

    • @Nitsua1201
      @Nitsua1201 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Good luck existing. If you were a human and count yourself lucky enough to be alive you're either stuck being a fish person, a vampire, or completely fucking insane. One way or another you are screwed as a human in that world. Only one real human makes it and he was a baby when it happened.

    • @Nitsua1201
      @Nitsua1201 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or just straight up dying and becoming a zombie, like in the flashback to Ice Kings origins. Human beings are screwed in Adventure Time universe.

    • @Nitsua1201
      @Nitsua1201 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright, alright. Have fun in your dreams haha.

    • @LinkPizza
      @LinkPizza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Isn't there like a whole island of humans? Not to mention, I believe the question is asking which Post-apocalyptic you(the person answering the question) would want to live in. So in their case, it's asking which world he would want to live in. Meaning he would be alive. Meaning his answer would be valid... except for the fact that it has to be movie apocalypse. Other than that, it works. Or we could wait until Adventure Time has a movie. Which is in the works, apparently... Also, a lot of people picked Adventure Time. It might be pretty fun, too.

    • @kevinwillems8720
      @kevinwillems8720 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, adventure time is a post apocalyptic waste land?

  • @tdylan
    @tdylan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Why did Daniel have 4 folding chairs in his car?

    • @chickensarealiens
      @chickensarealiens 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +tdylan maybe they were on their way to a picnic or a barbeque

    • @reubenblock1016
      @reubenblock1016 9 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      +tdylan You're joking right? That's the most Daniel thing to do.

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Scott Matthews with one bottle of water and one chocolate bar?... you must have some ghetto-ass BBQ's lol

    • @ProjektaV2
      @ProjektaV2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I made the same comment about the chairs. didn't even read the first comment. lol

    • @user-rr6uy7re9o
      @user-rr6uy7re9o 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +tdylan Why don't you?

  • @fruitspunchsamurai6
    @fruitspunchsamurai6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how Soren looks offended when Dan says his bffs are fictional characters

  • @MoXy33
    @MoXy33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I have watched these out of order and everybody looks different in each episode except the blond guy!

    • @MoXy33
      @MoXy33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i thought will smith was the ideal human...

    • @leprechaunluck24
      @leprechaunluck24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      MoXy Soren is ageless

    • @pyroandrew6752
      @pyroandrew6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Soren for god

    • @pyroandrew6752
      @pyroandrew6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is god

    • @Strawberry92fs
      @Strawberry92fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@pyroandrew6752 Soren Bowie for god 2020! "What's the other guy done for ya lately"

  • @ushas42
    @ushas42 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    It's 1:30 in the morning and I've watched Dan say "Peeps keep" half a dozen times because it's the funniest thing in the world to me right now.

  • @Josie346
    @Josie346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    i love these guys so much ive powered through all of their videos for the last two hours

    • @the.brokenhand
      @the.brokenhand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Great. Now you'll have to wait a month.
      I did the same thing :(

    • @LinkPizza
      @LinkPizza 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, either way, they would have to wait. Haha. They could either watch one, wait a certain amount of time, and then watch them again until she catches up. Or binge them all and wait for the next one. Haha. Also, just re-watch them after a bunch of time passes. Or re-watch with friends and family.

  • @TheManicMillennial
    @TheManicMillennial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    lol dan's voice is super cracked. lol see what i did there.

  • @alexiswelsh5821
    @alexiswelsh5821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:33 - 0:41 I like how Dan and Soren switched seats. Tried something different, and were like, "This is weird." and went back to normal.

  • @darkartsdabbler2407
    @darkartsdabbler2407 9 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Why is this the only non-diner episode? Where were they even driving to, a diner?

    • @silvoc8903
      @silvoc8903 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      +Dick Grayson they did an episode when they were out camping

    • @darkartsdabbler2407
      @darkartsdabbler2407 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Silvoc Oh, you're right. One of the horror themed episodes. Maybe in this episode they were driving to the campsite in that episode. And other than that, it's just diners.

    • @silvoc8903
      @silvoc8903 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Dick Grayson that seems reasonable

    • @samuellacey5166
      @samuellacey5166 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Silvoc Which was that?

    • @beniverson3777
      @beniverson3777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dick Grayson the car isn't even on a road, there's a fire pit and they've set up chairs that they for some reason brought along. it seems fairly self evident that their destination is, for whatever reason, exactly where they are

  • @invicta1313
    @invicta1313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    What I don't understand about zombie movies is...why don't they ever just wait it out? I mean, how long can a corpse exposed to oxygen, water, sunlight and ants last anyway? What...a couple of weeks, tops? Also, they're zombies, so it's not like they're secreting like Formaldahydalose to preserve themselves. And even if they did, they wouldn't have a functioning circulatory system to move it around. So really, all you'd have to do to survive is hole up somewhere for a couple of weeks until the zombies were too decayed to walk, and then let the vultures finish them off. Boom...genre ended. On to werescorpions.

    • @davidteer80
      @davidteer80 9 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Richard Rowe True, in real life zombies would literally fall apart within days or weeks. Most zombie movies establish some workaround that slows down the decomposition process. In the Walking Dead Zombies that have not eaten in a while are obviously slower and more frail. I believe in some episodes they even mention that.

    • @brandonpiunti8197
      @brandonpiunti8197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Richard Rowe In the world war Z novel and such the virus repels most form of bacteria that causes decay.

    • @invicta1313
      @invicta1313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Brandon Piunti All right, fair enough...but what about desiccation? Even without bacterial decay, a body is still going to dry out eventually. Especially if it's walking around in the sun. How long does it take to make beef jerky? Even in a really humid environment, desiccation would happen sooner or later. And even if the zombie were underwater, it wouldn't keep the collagen in the bones from breaking apart. Once that happens, the bones are basically just chalk sticks. then there's oxidation and UV breakdown...ect ect. So either way...it wouldn't be more than a couple weeks, couple months at most before they just fell apart The surface of the Earth isn't the most hospitable place for dead bodies lol.

    • @invicta1313
      @invicta1313 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David teer Hey man...sorry, didn't see your response first. I replied to Brandon above, saying basically the same thing. I'd love to know how they get around desiccation and oxidation without a functioning circulatory system...neat trick lol.

    • @brandonpiunti8197
      @brandonpiunti8197 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i dont exactly remember anything else from it but it just was if you follow that it lets them last longer i guess. But im sure there are flaws anyways

  • @heavymetalweatherman7774
    @heavymetalweatherman7774 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The "get your own stick" gag at 4:09 is still my favorite part of this video.

  • @SoundlessRie
    @SoundlessRie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love Dan so much. He is me, the perfectly ok with being alone person who admits if all came to worse he probably wouldn't miss his friends. Esp the way they treat him. And the fact that he openly admits he could live without sex.

    • @SoundlessRie
      @SoundlessRie 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trust me, I know the difference.

  • @3oct1111
    @3oct1111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Titan AE ect. Earth gone most people gone but you aren't alone, you're having awsome space adventures

  • @Super21208
    @Super21208 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    This was the first After Hours I saw and I am happy Dan's voice is not normally like this

    • @myapapaya8739
      @myapapaya8739 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol ikr

    • @TheAltairAmnell
      @TheAltairAmnell 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      The matrix is the best

    • @Poodlekisses
      @Poodlekisses 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't know, its kinda sexy

    • @myapapaya8739
      @myapapaya8739 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poodlekisses Dan is sexy in general. Michael is more sexy than Soren.

  • @Jeudaos
    @Jeudaos 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    dude went from nearly starting to having an anxiety attack to completely dominating the conversation. to immediately getting sick. i'm impressed.

  • @jemherondale4259
    @jemherondale4259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how as soon as they know its going to be this kind of discussion dan and soren switch spots

  • @BruBcc
    @BruBcc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Daniel: I'll take my chance that Louis C.K. is amongst the survivor.
    Soren: You really think you could survive all the rapists
    Wow that jokes strikes a cord 5 years later.

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How so? It's not like he raped anyone.

    • @ideitbawxproductions1880
      @ideitbawxproductions1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Tkieron sexual harassment, indecent exposure and public masturbation are in the same ballpark, though

    • @shilohwehrmacht2947
      @shilohwehrmacht2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ideitbawxproductions1880 except all of it was consensual and everytime he asked first even sarah silverman talked about it

    • @Diinytro
      @Diinytro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shilohwehrmacht2947 Didn't he confess?

    • @carrottop1107
      @carrottop1107 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Diinytro He confessed that he pulled out his penis and masturbated until completion after asking the women if he could. They all agreed, but later said either that they thought he was joking or that they weren't comfortable with it but felt like they couldn't/shouldn't say no. Louis C.K confessed that, in hindsight, the fact that these women looked up to him created a power imbalance that he shouldn't have abused. It obviously wasn't properly consensual, and he has admitted that, but comparing him to a rapist is the kind of insane exaggeration that makes people tune out of the whole debate and dismiss accusations.

  • @kaniwillis4683
    @kaniwillis4683 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The real ending to I am legend goes like this, will smith finds out that the creature were attempting to find their friend and he was killing them, making him the bad guy. Best plot twist ending ever.

    • @PeterG00000
      @PeterG00000 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It seemed pretty clear even in the theatrical cut. The leader monster guy looked pretty broken up about his female companion being kidnapped, he even stuck his head out in the sunlight.
      Ugh that stupid divine intervention ending angers me so much.

  • @TheWarChief929
    @TheWarChief929 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Never knowing how game of thrones ends" that would have have been a blessing.

  • @bradlbe
    @bradlbe 11 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You guys are hilarious and I wish I had friends like you.

  • @superapm9620
    @superapm9620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:28 "No new pop culture. No avengers 2, you'd never know how GoT ends"
    God how envious I'd be of Dan at that point

  • @hazahaxa
    @hazahaxa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Does he keep metal folding chairs in his car?

    • @definitelycatherine7296
      @definitelycatherine7296 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Apparently

    • @art-is-awen8842
      @art-is-awen8842 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously

    • @bigemugamer
      @bigemugamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Douche Bag Thats not so weird, i keep a bone saw, body bags and a shovel in my trunk, just in case... don't ask. ;)

    • @brainstorm623
      @brainstorm623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Don't be stupid, Douche Bag: he obviously picked them off of a folding chair tree. They're usually ripe in the summer.

    • @indiefruit
      @indiefruit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You never know when you might have an opportunity for a four-way pop culture discussion

  • @Farscryer0
    @Farscryer0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The best apocalypse is Titan A.E. The Earth has been blown to smithereens by a "hard-light" based race and the remnants of humanity are either scattered across the galaxy or huddled together in Quarian-like spaceships. You will never have the life you once had, humanity is too few in number for such excesses, but the things you have now and the people you share it with become that much more meaningful.
    Until some douche, with a galactic cartographer's map imbedded within a ring, destroys the Drejj and uses their energy to ignite the core of would later become a new homeworld for the species.
    And he names it "Bob."

    • @CatBotBlaire
      @CatBotBlaire 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      best movie, best apocalypse, hell yes

    • @Seriona1
      @Seriona1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That would be a fucking terrible apocalypse, your home world is destroyed, every alien hates you, your species is across known space and time, and you have a pure energy race trying to murder you.

    • @marielevy4157
      @marielevy4157 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was my favorite movie as a child

  • @campbellsoup93
    @campbellsoup93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like Daniel would be the type of person to keep water and food in his vehicle in case of a breakdown. He seems to overprepare for things.

  • @Bjorn308
    @Bjorn308 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I can describe my prefered Apocalyptic world where I must live in one word: FALLOUT.

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MinionOfDeth2112 But all the reminders of pre war world, with the ghouls or the landmarks,just like Michael said

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would only get to me if I gave a shit, which I don't. If it did then I'd just find a way to destroy that stuff and sell the scrap materials. I'm kind of like Dan but I need more action to keep me entertained. Thus the Raiders, Deathclaws, Geckos, Fiends, Robots, ect.

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MinionOfDeth2112 Another bad thing is everyone wants to kill each other.

    • @Bjorn308
      @Bjorn308 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Like I said: I NEED ACTION. And not everyone wants to kill each other, your safe within your own faction... just have to watch out for power struggles. Thankfully I'm not into politics.

    • @glasspug
      @glasspug 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      MinionOfDeth2112 True but living in a vault has to be bad after a while, because some vaults were made to test stuff on people, run out of water or not have any equipment to stay healthy. (remember the plant people)

  • @DenOfVipers
    @DenOfVipers 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Peeps? Peeps keep.

  • @kallumkeeley5154
    @kallumkeeley5154 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Is it me or is Daniels voice off?

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's you

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His voice is the same

    • @JordanBartholme
      @JordanBartholme 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      +kallum keeley He sounds sick or something. It is definitely not just you.

    • @Drace90
      @Drace90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +kallum keeley He is definetely sick. How can someone not year that?

    • @gargamellenoir8460
      @gargamellenoir8460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +kallum keeley It's the heat. His throat is parched.

  • @chriscano4162
    @chriscano4162 11 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    zombieland was fun. they basically went around doing whatever they wanted.

    • @Flaktower-expert
      @Flaktower-expert 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, they did have rules......

    • @bonesmasher13
      @bonesmasher13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spooky Scary Gang Raping Skeleton well one of the rules in every zombie movie is don't make alot of noise, always stick together, scavenge for food and zombies are always a threat. in zombieland. there might be rules that says you have to run fast, check bathroom and such... but you still had freedom to do what you want... and in the whole movie... everyone is friendly with each other. when tallahassee and Columbus met each other. sure at first they almost killed each other. but tallahassee still became friends with columbus. wichita and little rock were the only people who screwed them over. but even so. markets still have tons of food, you can smash a whole car and not a single zombie comes in and find you. wasting ammo was never a bad thing. heck in the town they should have seen should have had tons of zombies crawling. but it didn't... compare that to the walking dead. where a when you're not making any noise at all. then suddenly a walker gets behind you and bites you. there's hardly any food. almost everyone you meet wants to kill you. ammo is hard to find. you can't even find a fucking knife in a kitchen. in zombieland they found shotguns, SMGs and pistols in a perfectly working hummer. zombieland is the dream land where we all want to be in. so we can go ape shit killing zombies. is like dead rising and GTA in real life. we can do what the hell we want in zombieland. we can crash cars and we can kill zombies with ease. in the walking dead. they had trouble fighting a 12 zombies. tallahassee was inside a prize booth with two pistols and 4 or 6 magazines left and he killed every last one of them. in the walking dead.. thats a freakin death sentence... in zombieland. its just another fun day as one of the last survivors on earth. plus they still have electricity... in other zombie movies they don't have that. heck in other zombie movies it would take them a hell of a long time and some people getting bit and dying before they get into LA. while they went to LA without car trouble, and no one dying... this is the perfect zombie apocalypse... where we can be as violent as we want but still enjoy the perks of modern day things.

  • @christopherdirksen
    @christopherdirksen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i think you guys messed up the end plate on this one.

    • @myapapaya8739
      @myapapaya8739 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      are we the only ones who noticed that?

    • @KittyKazoo_Art
      @KittyKazoo_Art 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TaMya Grice Nope, I did too

    • @春ッチ
      @春ッチ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did as well

    • @dokonaut
      @dokonaut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Al Katraz at first i thought it was intentional, maybe it was

    • @lavenderwalrus9875
      @lavenderwalrus9875 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thank was reallyh expecting more comments about this

  • @ethansmith6149
    @ethansmith6149 10 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'd choose Adventure Time.

    • @VivianMalmgren
      @VivianMalmgren 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes I was thinking that too!

    • @Mbilog1
      @Mbilog1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      5

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ethan Smith Fuck my choice. Land of Ooo bitches!

    • @PedoBearNomsLoli
      @PedoBearNomsLoli 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah well you better be a girl like Fionna otherwise you gonna screwed on the romance end like what happened to Finn.

  • @Drace90
    @Drace90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Game! Good job, Michael. You actually made Waterworld win something. Just what was in that chocolate?
    Daniel: 13
    Soren: 9
    Katie: 8
    Michael: 12

  • @marcusviniciusalves4448
    @marcusviniciusalves4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "You'd never know how Game of Thrones ends"
    Oh, mate, don't mind that.

  • @theerogueprincess
    @theerogueprincess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Soren: “You’d never know how game of thrones ends”
    Me: Trust me you don’t wanna

  • @sarahknight6627
    @sarahknight6627 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    But in Waterworld, what happens if a storm hits? There's thunderstorms, massive waves, hurricanes that stretch for miles. Your floating town would end up capsized and then what are you left with?

    • @monkeyman2644
      @monkeyman2644 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lots of water

    • @sarahknight6627
      @sarahknight6627 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't swim for the rest of your life. That is my point.

    • @monkeyman2644
      @monkeyman2644 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      is that a challenge

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sarahknight6627 Actually you can swim for the rest of your life. It's called drowning.

  • @Marx1684
    @Marx1684 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone involved in this series is amazing. Sweet Lord is this some good stuff. The characters are good for anything.

  • @zoeconner5841
    @zoeconner5841 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the after hour videos remind me of the conversations me and my friends have most of the time

  • @gasstationbathroominnevada
    @gasstationbathroominnevada 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    when he said get your own stick I died

  • @Maphisto86
    @Maphisto86 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Listening to Dan in this episode makes me thirsty.

  • @Jonnyaxlegrease
    @Jonnyaxlegrease 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    God I love after hours

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    There are so many new movies and shows I would love to hear them rip into. At least I can binge watch old videos until I memorize them all lol

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Katie's tiny "why?" had me in stitches.

  • @TheRICKY85
    @TheRICKY85 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As long as Katie is still in the world, I would be happy!

  • @genesisrail
    @genesisrail 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Attack on Titan. Not only is there civilization and plenty of food, but you could also become a titan slaying badass in about a year or two!

  • @morgantv1212
    @morgantv1212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Who else is binge watching Cracked Afterhours because I am 😂

  • @mastermaddison
    @mastermaddison 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm liking this just for the chair switch gag... That tickled me. XD

  • @vectorinator_007
    @vectorinator_007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His voice!
    I CANT HANDLE IT!

  • @kingroosta
    @kingroosta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm here after the reunion. It makes this episode much more difficult to watch.

  • @NinjaGeekNguyen
    @NinjaGeekNguyen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He's so cute at 1:36!

  • @dangercats77
    @dangercats77 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You would never know how Game of Thrones ended."
    me-NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! the humanity!! please, if ANYONE were to live in a post-apocalyptic world, please, dear god, let it be George R R Martin!! I MUST KNOW HOW GoT ENDS!!!

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right there with you mate! Although I am still annoyed they killed that hot redhead Roz last season. Supposedly it was because she refused to do anymore nude scenes.....Honestly they wrote her a new part into the story with lines because they liked her and then she goes and pulls that on them?

    • @Vulkanprimarch
      @Vulkanprimarch 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      dangercats77
      By keeping her around they had shown her as more then eye candy. But they eye candy does not have to stop being eye candy just because it now has some serious lines that develop the plot. If I was writing I would have kept her around but with less nudity. And would probably only put in some of that nudity if there was a slow part of an episode that needed a segue to get the MANY MANY young male viewers attention again.

    • @ManiaMac1613
      @ManiaMac1613 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *spoiler alert* I read on Wikipedia how 'The Winds of Winter' is supposed to end.
      Jon Snow, Daenerys Targaryen, Tyrion Lannister and Will Smith find and retrieve Excalibur, Saphira's egg, an oaken branch, and a hand grenade (respectively), and use their combined power to defeat Sauron and save Narnia. And they get to live happily ever after in Zombieland, with their pet dragons, a giant albino direwolf and Hodor at their sides, and they get to eat seven meals a day, with twinkies and pigeon pie for dessert.

    • @NexusDarkworld338
      @NexusDarkworld338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone new sits on the throne, rape and death stuff happens, and pan away, the end.

    • @ilexdiapason
      @ilexdiapason 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all of dany's development disappears in a flash of explosions

  • @buckysrevenge
    @buckysrevenge 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'm sure it's a coincidence, but the show The Last Man on Earth totally took off with Dan's idea (especially about pooping in different houses)

  • @4amlibra
    @4amlibra 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “I… can’t- I can’t not watch it, I started it.”
    Dan makes me feel seen.

  • @cactopodes6315
    @cactopodes6315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “I’ll take my chances that Louis ck is among the survivors”
    “But how are you gonna survive all the rapists?”
    Ah, a fine aging on my pop culture analysis

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wasn't aware that Louis CK raped anyone. Since that's what you're implying.

  • @PaperbackWizard
    @PaperbackWizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love "The Walking Dead". Seven years later, it's still a great show.

  • @fuddie_duddie7766
    @fuddie_duddie7766 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If I could live in any post apocalyptic universe, I would choose Firefly.
    That counts right?
    You get to go into space, and do...space things!

  • @cameronwright3870
    @cameronwright3870 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dan's voice in this makes him super endearing.

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I came to watch this video for 1 reason. To hear Dan say "Peeps. Peeps keep." in his raspy voice. 1:39

  • @LaMugre
    @LaMugre 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Adventure time obviously

  • @frozenaorta
    @frozenaorta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Los Feliz is on the east side of Hollywood. That's a long way from the desert. You have to wonder what the hell they were doing.
    Also...
    Dan really should have sat this one out till he got over his cold. Instead, he has the most speaking parts. That's commitment for you there!
    Also...
    I always suspected Soren was sort of short. The beginning of this episode confirms it. They even heighten his seat? Damn.

    • @danielpattersontube
      @danielpattersontube 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +frozenaorta Soren's not short.. did you mean Dan?

    • @frozenaorta
      @frozenaorta 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Patterson After watching some other stuff, I retract that comment. Dan is definitely shorter than him. But doesn't it kind of look like Soren's chair is raised to make him the same height as Dan here? Optical illusion I guess.

    • @danielpattersontube
      @danielpattersontube 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it looks like they must have adjusted the seats in between cuts, sorens chair looks like it's sunk into the ground when he swaps chairs so they must have put something under it maybe

  • @ukko3114
    @ukko3114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Am i the only one who notice that the end plate audio is for a different end plate than the video

    • @torazely
      @torazely 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you! now I don't feel weird for being the only one who seemed to notice!

    • @mackenziesaesthetic1769
      @mackenziesaesthetic1769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I scrolled into the comments section specifically to check that out

  • @stephyalysse
    @stephyalysse 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "No Avengers 2,. You'll never know how Game of Thrones ends." ...The two things that were "lackluster" in the future are the things they chose to say lol. I love the videos so much. They're always fun to come back to.

  • @caitlyn1481
    @caitlyn1481 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Almost every time a new after hours episode is uploaded I pretty much watch the entire series again so I've watched this video a fair few times.. And this is honestly the first time I've thought: "Where the hell did those chairs come from?"

  • @cookies9016
    @cookies9016 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    im i the only one that thought of adventure time?

  • @kyosballerina7701
    @kyosballerina7701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The answer is clearly Ooo from Adventure Time.

    • @banundrum2213
      @banundrum2213 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

    • @mesajarjarbinks9747
      @mesajarjarbinks9747 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OBVIOUSLY!

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +KyosBallerina "Movie" apocalypses

    • @Wren_the_Bird_King
      @Wren_the_Bird_King 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Michael Iv It is still a good answer even if it's not applicable to the topic.

    • @michaeliv284
      @michaeliv284 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wren Dean I'mma go with Dredd

  • @kestrel9994
    @kestrel9994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Titan A.E. clearly best apocalypse. Living in space and getting to see massive advances in technology. Creating new worlds with a space ship, clearly the best apocalypse if you lived through it.

    • @davidteer80
      @davidteer80 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matthew Johnson Or Hitchhiker Guide to the Galaxy.

    • @kestrel9994
      @kestrel9994 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dunno British sci-fi is typically 10,000% awkward and absurd.

    • @zzz9952
      @zzz9952 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Johnson That's what makes it fun!

    • @charliepotatoes001
      @charliepotatoes001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Matthew Johnson Red Dwarf!

    • @rothboy
      @rothboy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Davidson YESSSS

  • @danielallen4450
    @danielallen4450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You'd never know how Game Of Thrones ends"
    Oh my sweet Summer child.

  • @rolandsmith1953123
    @rolandsmith1953123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    look who's on board.!! love it.

  • @DaylightDigital
    @DaylightDigital 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There is no way a tow truck could get to such a remote location in ten minutes

    • @mr.awesomesauce3358
      @mr.awesomesauce3358 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Wolf from pulp fiction is driving the tow truck.

    • @DaylightDigital
      @DaylightDigital 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr.Awesomesauce
      LOL, that is the only answer I will accept.

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't say when they called the tow truck :)

    • @DaylightDigital
      @DaylightDigital 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Literally the first thing Dan says is that the tow truck will be there in 10 minutes. He then says they still have 5 minutes left at the end...

    • @Maazzzo
      @Maazzzo 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, and it's just as possible that the tow truck called to tell them he was almost there having been called some time ago, as it is that he had just called the tow truck.

  • @gloom22683
    @gloom22683 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Granted The Walking Dead is no Game of Thrones, but its a thousand times better than most of the stuff on TV now

  • @gyConnor98
    @gyConnor98 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Omfg i just got a bit weirded out with their seating... THEN THEY MOVED.

  • @CSwizzle4Sho
    @CSwizzle4Sho 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    you guys awesome, i love how eACH ONE OF YOU HAVE4 A DISTINCT PERSONALITY THAT CONTRADICTS THE OTHER. keep this up!

  • @Theycallmetomu
    @Theycallmetomu หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "No Avengers 2, you'd never know how Game of Thrones ends"
    Well past Soren, about that-

  • @Leedark3
    @Leedark3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Firefly. Whatever ended "Earth That Was" can easily be considered technically an apocalypse. So the new terraformed galaxy is a post-apocalyptic landscape.

    • @SixHod
      @SixHod 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As awesome as that sounds... I don't wanna mess with the reavers.

  • @msoneofmanyify
    @msoneofmanyify 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    If the apocalypse ever does happen you NEED to know where all the nuclear power plants are so you can avoid them, those things need constant maintenence...... or boom!!!

    • @thepumking365
      @thepumking365 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      even worse that when it does go boom it'll spread radiation across half the country depending on witch way the wind is blowing

    • @foreigntsukar9190
      @foreigntsukar9190 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      If all the nuclear power plants go boom. There going to be no safe point on earth. I suggest you learn how to maintain it or shut it down.

    • @fireflyeclipse
      @fireflyeclipse 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a Whitest Kids You Know- Anarchy reference?

    • @Lowkeylie
      @Lowkeylie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I... don’t think that’s how nuclear power plants work. Pretty sure they have a series of redundant failsafes for that reason.

  • @moebossman
    @moebossman 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i would love to live in the Fallout universe with a zombie apocalypse. blasting away zombies with a fatman in my power armor, epic

    • @mojothemigo
      @mojothemigo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, the "best" Apoc world is Fallout. It isn't TV or a movie, but it is more detailed and thought out then any of the worlds they described. The world can/is slowly rebuilding and there is some thriving civilization. Granted there is a ton of evil and awful things too, but they are unavoidable in all Apoc worlds.

    • @moebossman
      @moebossman 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      mojothemigo that's exactly why i like Fallout. plus all the cool weapons, armor, and stuff.

    • @robertbrunner2531
      @robertbrunner2531 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      moebossman Yeah but all that cool stuff would be a BITCH to get. you have to go through what? a DOZEN super mutants just to get to that one dead brotherhood member that carries the damn fat man and then you have to figure out to accurately load and fire the weapon in the 10 seconds you have before the behemoth comes. Thinking on that I'm surprised the lone wanderer doesn't have a full head of grey hair with how much stress the guy went through in like 4 months.

    • @GuyFieriayylmao
      @GuyFieriayylmao 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They got some pretty dope soft drinks too.

    • @moebossman
      @moebossman 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robert Brunner but when you get that fatman, it'll be one hell of an explosion

  • @montlejohnbojangles8937
    @montlejohnbojangles8937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God, poor Dan sounds soooo sick. That must have been an awful day of filming. And even still they're all absolutely on fire. ♥️

  • @leprechaunluck24
    @leprechaunluck24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the different setting. Wish they would try new locations more often. But obviously not replace the cafe. It's apart of them. Like friends lol

  • @aiden-hz8ox
    @aiden-hz8ox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    hate ads you can't skip. especially when their about underwear

    • @yrsalenander4515
      @yrsalenander4515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or diapers and pregnancy tests... have been getting those every time now.. I think someone is trying to tell me something 😂

    • @nat2002
      @nat2002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Yrsa Lenander or condoms

    • @zanytobbs
      @zanytobbs 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love the mute button, I don't need to listen to things I already have.

    • @razors98
      @razors98 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hate people who complain about ads when Adblock installs in less than 2 minutes

    • @kitsunekid16
      @kitsunekid16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      razors98 not for mobile phones

  • @LunaBunnyAC
    @LunaBunnyAC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The apocylpse world Id prefer to live in is the Supernatural series 5 post-MichealLucifer showdown. 1) Cause Sam and Dean.
    2) The devil would be frickin hot.
    3) Id know every single method to kill every single different monster.
    4) Theres still a fuck load of food and less people to share it with.
    5) No loneliness.
    6) I'd get to do demon exorcisms and frickin kill crap!!!

    • @BoiWonda02
      @BoiWonda02 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen. I'd just carry a box of salt, holy water and silver.

    • @hellraiser217
      @hellraiser217 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know, whilst I agree that post apocalyptic Supernatural would be interesting to say the least, it would not be one which I would want to live in. Let us take a look at what is actually shown to happen not to Sam and Dean but to everyone in the world. One of the things about Supernatural is that the ordinary person has no idea that any of these things are actually occurring. Whilst there are prophets putting forth books on future events, the majority of the human race is wiped out.
      Now let us consider this for a second. Neither one of us is ready for a zombie apocalypse and in a sense a demon apocalypse would be many times worse. There are people who would actually side with the demons in return for compensation of some sort, people who would actively hunt those who were trying to spare themselves from the demon horde. People wouldn't side with a zombie because to do so would be suicide whilst people would side with lucifer because well... Demons can and do make people's wishes come true through contracts. People in this show, actively seek out demons in order to make their dreams come true.
      Now, salt, holy water and silver would protect you from those demons which are hunting you but none of them have any effect whatsoever on the people who would side with them. The people who would willingly aid them in exchange for something they want, some kind of wish or power or to be able to live longer if only shortly... You're in a world where you may realistically be given a choice between dying and killing a friend or a loved one and knowing that your friends and loved ones may face the same choice.
      This world is NOT one I would wish to live in.

  • @thatotherguy27
    @thatotherguy27 11 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Here's the reason why Waterworld would suck:
    You can't drink seawater. Every drop of drinkable water would have to be distilled, which usually requires boiling the water. That requires energy... there are no trees to get firewood, the only people with oil are jerks (not to mention that it's unrefined and not very efficient), and I didn't see any solar panels to generate electricity. That means that you're either pedaling a bike (which makes you require more fresh water, which equates to a loss in the long run) or you're reliant on wind, which requires really big turbines to make any meaningful amount of juice. God help you if your little floating town drifts into any doldrums.
    Forget dirt - the biggest commodity is clean water.
    And before anyone claims that the salt would be too diluted, the average depth of the ocean is 14,000 feet. Mount Everest at the end still had a good peak on it, so let's say there's about 27,000 feet of water. Round numbers, salinity should be about a third of normal. Taking into account (effectively) increasing the diameter of the earth, we'll say it's 1/4 current ocean levels, which are about 3.5%, or 35,000 parts per million (ppm). Limits for drinking water in the US are currently 1,000 ppm, which puts Waterworld at about the level of your average estuary at 8,750 ppm. I took some liberties with the math, siding on keeping people alive longer - it's probably worse than that.

    • @NobleHam
      @NobleHam 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They have filters which turn pee to drinkable water. It's pretty much inexplicable why those are unable to filter salt water into drinkable water, but... pee filters.

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      NobleHam nope, sorry, there are no simple filters that can get out the urea in piss, its a chemical salt(they can filter out the sediment/particles, but you're still drinkin' pee), which is also a Diuretic(any substance which forces the body to excrete more water than normally would). I think salt water is similar (can't be filtered easily)cause the salt dissolves down to the molecular level and u have to use reverse osmosis filter systems that need power to work. Desert countries don't have water filter plants, they have desalinization plants. Otherwise we humans now would have no water shortages. On a waterworld with almost no resources to build with, desalinating would be really,really difficult. Might be able with a large sealed tank and sunlight to warm it but would take very long time to get little water in return, but if there was no other way to get it...

    • @NobleHam
      @NobleHam 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turbo Pokey I meant in the movie. If, theoretically, a filter existed to turn pee into drinkable water, it stands to reason it could remove salt too.

    • @turbopokey
      @turbopokey 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      mmm, accepting a pee filter as a plot device... It's so crazy it just might work!
      And those crazy writers spun this movie into such a huge, magnificent and entertaining train wreck no one will ever notice! LOL (just point at the writers and giggle, cause I am!)

    • @scaper8
      @scaper8 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've never seen the movie, but couldn't they just use the sea water in solar evaporative stills? All you'd really need for that is a shallow pan to hold he sea water, a couple of tarps, some buckets to collect the fresh water, and the sun
      Not perfect but a hell of a lot better than filtered pee.
      P.S.NobleHam's right. If you can filter pee, you can filter salt water.

  • @hectorlima1944
    @hectorlima1944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She is, GORGEOUS!!!

  • @Fantomex.
    @Fantomex. 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm so disappointed that no one mentioned the "Terminator" apocalypse. It's the ultimate test of a man's speed, strength, and intellect. It's the best.

  • @MNNski
    @MNNski 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Screw you cracked, I freaking loved Waterworld!!!

  • @DoctorCVC
    @DoctorCVC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Susei no Gargantia or Gargantia on the Verdous Planet
    You get to live on awesome roughly built boat cities full of vibrant, exciting people. You get to fly around on gliders or operate underwater mechs. You get to live on the ocean, coexist with silent glowing squid-people, all human villains are either scantily dressed femdom fanservice characters or generic easily beat pirates. Humans very occasionally fall from space and start a ruckus, but one of them usually ends up falling in love with some energetic, cheerful girl with a squirrel...Oh right, gentlemen and ladies, everybody is ten times hotter in this world. And when you die, you get a pseudo-viking funeral.
    This isn't even a post-apocalypse, this is just a flat-out awesome future.

    • @H4V0K1407
      @H4V0K1407 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Incredibly anime, good to see someone else thought of it too.

  • @justinpimentel7527
    @justinpimentel7527 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    couldn't agree more about the walking dead but im with that guy i have to continue watching since i invested this much time in it. it has been terrible since the end of season 2

  • @deborahlepage1789
    @deborahlepage1789 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, Northern California - Stockton, Modesto, maybe Sacramento, it's gotten to 18 degrees.
    Soooo cold. I know it's not snow but damn, when it gets like that here the wind bites.

  • @thelucidjesttheatre3688
    @thelucidjesttheatre3688 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow I never noticed how beautiful Dan's voice is until that end plate

  • @2pasadena8finest1
    @2pasadena8finest1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I can live in the first world. Im socially awkward and I pretty much keep myself satisfied with my books... porn is sex for me... I hope my gf dnt read this.

    • @kathuzada41
      @kathuzada41 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't post something on the internet if you don't want someone to read it. I would recommend you edit your comment...

    • @2pasadena8finest1
      @2pasadena8finest1 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I said that last part as a joke

    • @kathuzada41
      @kathuzada41 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      david Welp. I was never here...

    • @BeastDragon101
      @BeastDragon101 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you have a Gf if anything id be a better candidate to be in that world, because id have 1 less person to wish was there with me

    • @ThePcHelperdude
      @ThePcHelperdude 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol no electricity, no porn

  • @Lily-od5wr
    @Lily-od5wr 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I would live in adventure time!

    • @piluncraeshgt4015
      @piluncraeshgt4015 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hell yes!! Best apocalypse EVER!!

    • @LighteningXT9
      @LighteningXT9 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah! I can't believe I forgot that it's set in a post-apocalypse world. I would totally live there.

    • @alazarielanderson5367
      @alazarielanderson5367 11 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOOOOOOO!!!

  • @tomfarrelly2044
    @tomfarrelly2044 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    what about adventure time. you would be living with super dogs and candy people

  • @VinylMonkey
    @VinylMonkey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is greatness

  • @Jon-jt9fy
    @Jon-jt9fy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "natural limit to my impulse control and I have reached it"
    If I didn't know any better I'd say I wrote that line.