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Pat is:
The unambiguously favorite child with an older sister who understands and an older brother we no longer talk about
Occasionally a manipulative asshole
Trapped in a tiny body forever
Holy shit, Pat is Miquella
does that make Paige Mogh?
@@luiscosta1899 Mogh with the sippy cup
He's also cursed from birth. It's canon.
Just replace blood with mustard @@luiscosta1899
@@luiscosta1899Paige is pats sister so she's Malenia. Tall, long hair, blind and afflicted with rot.
No one in pat's family stood a chance.
Woolie has unintentionally created a new phrase, because I’m starting to wonder how much worse it can get, but we keep saying that phrase
Pat's parents shouldn't have been parents. I say the same about my own lmao
Honestly he turned out pretty well given the circumstances
His son shall be the one...
@@selfishisaiah610 And that will only happen because he found a person with an equal level of crazy to balance things out.
The worst part is I’m absolutely certain Pat’s told the “It’s because they love me more” story before, like, four years ago, but the further context over the years and especially with the previous anecdote about hand-me-downs fully *crystalizes* that moment as the supervillain origin story it always was.
I can confirm. I remember this. Pretty sure it was Pat's stream.
He also pulls out a variant of that line later, on one of his bullies.
It’s even more wild because he picked that up at 5 but was too young to realize he shouldn’t have said it
Pats brother was 100% abused
I also remember that but it's a vague, hazy memory lmao
Woolie being in a Fight Club in the church basement is the origin of his penchant for Faith + Strength builds in Soulsborne games
penchant
@@wea69420 Thanks for the assist!
"Measurehead Woolie" and "Chernobyl Baby Legs Pat" make this a GOATed podcast ep.
Expecting these to get used in a future mail segment
I can"t wait to hear that as a fan letter opening greeting.
It was nice of Billy and White from the Venture Bros. to invite Woolie to guest star on their podcast.
Oh NOOOOO YOU'RE SO FUCKING RIGHT
Eat the pennies, Boivin
Doing pat dirty there lol
I'd never seen the show, I googled the characters because of your comment and holy shit you're so right.
Quiz Boy NOOO
Ya'll remember that bit Pat did in the old dmc playthroughs, about how the whole pendant mcguffin? And how Dante and Virgil's parents basically garunteed the boys would try to kill each other with how they set it up? It feels like he might've been speaking from experience there.
Pat is the Dante we didn’t want, but the one we deserve
@@kot4311Pat's Vergil has a full head of blue hair to match and contrast the red beard.
@@conspiracypanda1200omg, his counterpart was always Ninja (Fortnite)
"IF MY BROTHER GAVE ME BACK MY *FUCKING SATURN*" comes to mind IMMEDIATELY
Pat basically describes how he's the Kuma to his brother's Kazuya.
fuckin imagine if Kuma really was some guy that's Heihachi's son (wearing a bear costume) Kazuya woulda turned uber-evil before ever merging with devil
@@_Sage967_You mean if Kuma was Lee?
@@cyberninjazero5659 im pretty sure Heihachi doesnt like Lee
@_Sage967_ Well, he liked his fighting as a kid enough to adopt him and specifically raised him to pit him and Kazuya against each other which as far as Heihachi is concerned and until we get details on Reina's backstory. Is the closest thing to fatherly love he's ever exhibited
@@cyberninjazero5659Heihachi enrolled Xiaoyu in his school and gave her a panda. This is WAY nicer than anything he’s done for Lee.
Pat's parents watch the podcast so this is gonna be a discussion over the phone at some point
"So...Ariel just wanted the dick, huh?" - Pat's Dad, after one of the earliest SBF podcasts.
They can't talk shit, he has a baby now, he has to be critical of their advice and ways!
"So...Ariel just wanted the dick, huh?" - Pat's Dad after an early episode of the Super Best Friends cast
This episode is fucking WILD. We got THIS, we got Pat getting a Heat Action done him with a CAR, we got Sheena DOING a Heat Action with a brick wall, we got Chernobyl Baby Legs, its all here.
Woolie screaming at chat to stop calling him Measurehead is an all time podcast moment for me
@@davimotion543Well he kinda asked for it lmao.
out of all that, Pat having his flashpoint event saying "Because mom loves me more than you" was the most brutal.
@davimotion543 "stop calling me measurehead" he yells while putting away the phrenology book
This might be one of the wildest episodes in the CSB-era of the podcast
Woolie killed a man ; Pat created a criminal.
There was a mastermind (his parents), but he was the hitman
Woolie killed a man?
Either referring to the time he tackled a guy at football in highschool. Or the guy he made disappear from a friend group (and college community really) because the guy was a piece of shit and decided woolie looked like someone he could talk shit behind his back... @@Broomer52
@@ErikKain-y5cOh god I remember that story about the dude from their friend group. That one was wild!
Woolie apologizing about "girls do care about height" is such a telling story
How could he know when he has women coming up to him on the street offering three ways. He doesn't have that kind of life experience
@@johnrivers3813 I mean.....he could've just listened to his friend
@@johnrivers3813what I'm getting from this is for pat to experience true happiness he needed to play more MvC3
32:40 Woolie opting in to the physiognomy thought cabinet and then being mad at being called measurehead
That's the CEO of Razizm himself, the one and only!
@@diegomedina9637 I just noticed I wrote physiology when I meant physiognomy. That's embarrassing but I still got the comment likes anyway so that's good
Pat does give off blatant favorite child energy
The favorite child that also got fed hot water as baby. He was forged in conflict and cholic.
I mean, mom favoring her son over her step son is understandable as an instinct, but it's still messed up that it was so blatant that all the siblings knew it...
the funny part is that Pat isnt the favorite child, the eldest, his half-sister is the golden child
Pats most genuine reaction I’ve ever seen was the shock he got from Woolie saying Friday over Saturday. 😂
"They love me more than you" sent me into a WILD laughing fit, holy shit dude. That's INSANE.
Pat is the villian in his brother's story, and it's his mother's fault.
He was evil before then. I remember pat telling a story where his brother as a very young child took advantage of mom being an anglo and screaming in public in French that she was kidnapping him
@@ryco9669If 5 year old pat could recognize how much his parents loved him more than his brother, they likely were treating him worse before Pat was even born
@@SvarogAristaeusAllen also let's take into account that Pat's brother most likely at no point thought "huh maybe I should try to be a better person" when he was old enough to have his own agency
@@AngryHomunculus Well if we're doing that shouldn't we also take into account we're getting all info about his brother from Pat, who clearly is estranged and not fond of him, and had an antagonistic relationship with him for years, AND was raised in an experiment by his parents to, it seems, create the shittiest little "favored younger brother" possible?
@jamesroche8785 it reminds me of the ol' if you tell the story and you look bad in it, I can not imagine how much worse what really happened was. We can only imagine A) What the upbringing was really like and B) The Bro Pat flashback version
Woolie: Striker
Sheena: Grappler
Pat: Item user
Pat's mom was on that evil stepmother grindset
Maybe pat did deserve to drink hot water in a bottle as a baby
@@barronvonnoodleonly way to shut him up about Tank Controls.
Doesn't help that Pat's Mother's Mother was ACTUALLY evil, based on Pat's stories about her.
@@UltimateAnimeGamerthe evil has diluted and Pat2 is gunna turn into holy Paladin as a result
Every time pat mentions any storey about his mom i feel more and more bad about him and his brother
Pat out here dropping his family lore and revealing that he is the cheeky Dante to his brother's Vergil, except that his brother went for crack instead of the Yamato
Punished woolie, a man denied saturday morning cartoons
Venom woolie
Ok so i guess Pat’s family made literally every textbook mistake to turn your kids entirely dysfunctional and against each other. Genuinely, it is a wonder that y’all are even still alive sometimes
Some folks should not be parents and yet here we are. Makes you wonder how much of pats issues when he was young can be traced to stuff like his fam. But im no psyche major lmao.
@@ColdNorth0628But Pat is!
Pat has his own book of grudges, it's called emotional damage.
Sheena's friend: "This is Sheena, she's white!"
Sheena: "No, I'm-"
Woolie "Fitty Men" Madden: "NO SHE AIN'T! She's Mexican. Ain't you Miss Sheena?"
Pat saying "I was a little child I didn't know any better" meanwhile this is really an Attack Titan situation where him now told himself as a kid to say that fucked up thing to his brother, thus ensuring the timeline's continuity.
Woolie really just pulled a Cotton Hill when meeting Sheena
All children are loved equally, but some children are loved more equally than others
And some are never loved at all
Woolie you judged a lady's race by the shape of her bones, how did you Not see the MeasureHead Allegations coming
"I am not Measurehead" he says while having the phrenology tattoos being applied to his head.
It made me glad for the live audience because I listened to it after and I was like "what the... measure head over here?" and chat was apparently the same lol.
Every single time Pat told a story about his parents I got the vibe of "Are pat's parents awful parents actually?"
HARD CONFIRM.
They did their best.
@@diegomedina9637 yeah… no…
@@punchdindaface66bowers28 He did say "their best"
Their best isn't necessarily good
@diegomedina9637 D-did they? Well, for the favorite chosen Dwarf sure but uhhh problem is they had more kids than that
Everyone delivers a certain level of best and their best was a pretty low bar
From now on when someone tells me of their difficulties growing up, I will refer to the extreme versions as a "Boivin-like Upbringing".
"are you gonna raise your kids normally, or like a boivin"
@@WaluTime God, this is such a layered joke.
I’m glad the Woolie Measurehead clip made it in
Well Pat had an excuse he was a kid.
Their parents didn't. They are still the parents that are responsible for their child's descent to crime.
Their parents were mistreating/neglecting Pat's older brother.
Pat just saw and said the truth.
Pat's sister even testified.
I recall that I was the child that refused to apologize, because saying I was sorry would make me a liar, and lying is bad and all of that nonsense
That's such a power move tho, refusing to apologize literally because you don't feel sorry at all and saying that you did would make you a liar.
@@diegomedina9637you wouldn’t have been wrong to give a “watch out we got a badass over here”
But thank you nonetheless lol
The title reminds me of my mom and grandpa's favorite things I said as a little kid
Mom's:(context, she had just picked me up from my first ever sundayschool class and asked how it was) "I understand why the pilgrims fled the Church of England, if this was an improvement it must have been the most boring place on earth."
My grandpa's: "Pa, when you get old, you die. So you must always stay a little bit young."
Lmfao
@@music79075 I love that little 4 or 5 year old me acknowledged that grandpa was already old, so I specified that he needed to stay "a little bit young"
"Pa"?
@@atticusrex9468 when I was little I shortened "Opa"(polish for grandpa) to just "Pa"
That last one just sounds like sage advice.
We had like 3 or 4 all timer podcast moments in this one clip alone that's insane
man, woolie must've really felt bad after roasting him like that since he introduced Paige to Pat later on lmao
Biggest apology I've ever seen
Pat's a true champion of small pride. DOWN WITH THE BIGGERS!!
[6'3]
you can't just be dropping hard rs like that bro
Also, anyone else find it fucking hilarious that Pat just full name snitched on his childhood bully, meaning that he's been thinking about this shit for this long
In which Pat explains his brother's Sephiroth Moment
“So this is why the Talls laugh.”
Oh no. Pat is becoming a Lala even on the emotional level.
Recontextualizes the criminal actions of Pat's brother from "was an asshole" to "charmic rebalancing of parental favoritism."
Still an asshole but the connecting dots form a 1:1 straight goddamn line. It's a VERY rare individual that survives adolescence as the chosen Unfavorite without becoming a criminal scumbag.
Not to armchair psychoanalyze but children regularly lash out more when they are being neglected at home and this is a pretty common trait with children from other marriages being treated as lesser by their step-parents. Bro is still an asshole but there's like an actual pathway to follow here on why he turned out like this.
God this didn't even feel like 36 minutes, it's so insane.
Mexican-American here. We run the fucking gamut when it comes to colors. Growing up, I never thought of my dad as "a light-skinned Latino" because he was just the same heritage as my mom (who's much darker-skinned). It blew my mind when I first found out people constantly assume he's white.
All the way from "Mennonite" to "Watermelon and Chicken"
I'm really confused, do Americans unironically refer to Mexican as an "ethnicity" and not a nationality? Some of the whitest people I know were born and raised here with no immigration involved in the past century.
@@hassanico9999 I grew up in Texas. We interchange "Mexican" between ethnicity and nationality. Which one we're using is *entirely contextual* based on who, specifically, we're referring to. I always figured it's due to how intertwined Texas and Mexico are, so it became a catch-all word.
24:59 The way Pat and Woolies arms reached out to each other made me think of them as parents listening to their poor childs story
Woolie - "Hey, I'll have you know I have short friends"
Pat’s brother legit got the red-headed stepchild treatment, in cruel ironic fashion.
Boivin: Origins
Pat being the catalyst for his brother's villain origin story was sure a revelation.
from context pat has given in the past, less a catalyst and more of a cementing agent of chaos
his brother was always an ass, Pats actions just made it clear there was no turning back
In defense of Pat according to Mormonism a child is only capable of evil once they turn 8 years old.
Ohhhh seventh day Adventist, now I understand Woolie, that’s not regular religious people, after my cousin committed suicide I had some of those people give their condolences by saying, “we are sorry his soul will burn in hell”, it’s a specific flavor of religious zealotry.
Boss character picker Woolie of course chooses team Shiver. Who won and is therefore right by splatfest law. This ain't a democracy bro.
pats mom is the ultimate champion of both sids and villian origin stories
So Pat's that short because his legs are like a foot shorter than everyone else's? Damn, he's like a Reverse Bayonetta
Pat should have been patient zero for that leg lengthening surgery
Woolie doesn't see height.
That memory unlocking for Pat half way through this video is what's doing it for me. That's stuff you would make the end of the video.
“Nuns with yaoi paddles”
This the one guest episode i just wanted like 5 hours+ of. Sheena was such a fun addition
I like when a host isn't afraid of Dunkin on Pat.
Who is Sheena?
@@werewolf873Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion developer
@@LieseFury thanks
It's a hell of a thing to think back and realize "wow, I had HORRIBLE parents."
Also, every single parent who claims they don't have a favorite child is lying.
I remember being a senior and one girl got so mad with the teachers she dropped out - a week before we all graduated.
she sure showed them.
This part was insane because I wondered if there was some incident that made Pat's brother become evil, but I didn't expect *him* to create his family's villain.
Well, he didn't. Like most family villain origin stories, it starts with parental failure
What Pat said as a little child is out of pocket, but it's also the kind of shit a child would 100% say without any thought given to it
Because children haven't been taught to care
Well neither were Pat's parents apparently
Woolie "measurehead" Madden
Woolie "Cotton Hill" Madden also works
You could make an messed up sitcom out of Pat’s past
Just everybody hates Chris like tv show
That hair pulling kid had it coming
32:18 Woolie uses his racism for good
Only a person like Woolie could see through someone's real race
This crossover makes me so happy, Sheena is awesome, and maybe just one day; Lyle(Our father) will end up on CSB.
I loved this, just casual talking about past bullshit was great
No wonder Pat's brother turn out the way.
a few weeks before graduation a teacher asked if i wanted to go to this students get together at a locale park there was gonna be food and music i agreed and a date was set even payed money for the trip and a t-shirt
the day came and nothing i figured hey it must of been pushed back nope turns out they just left me behind and stole 20 bucks off me
And a bit of context i was a vary withdrawn student with depression and vary low self-esteem it took every bit of Courage i had to agree to go and try to step out of my shell
Ohhhh noooooo! that's horrible.
I think the highlight of the episode is Pat and Woolie arguing with each other while Sheena is losing it, with her head down, just saying "i can't" for a full ass minute.
I'm surprised Woolie was allowed to watch Gargoyles considering it had characters that looked like demons and also Shakespearean pagan magic stuff. Also big fan of how much psychic damage Woolie and Sheena took from Pat saying "HER boy"
Ya know how? You change the channel before your parents walk into the room
The guests have been great I really like this trend. Props to Sheena
17:19 I’m an only child and that shit folded me like a chair
As a person with tourettes any kind of motion controls immediately go off with if they can, because it'd unplayable otherwise. L3+R3 inputs are awkward because of it as well.
This podcast has better hero and villain origin stories than most of the MCU.
Pat did bring up the "Loves me more than you" story before. I believe it was the episode where he talked about him drowning him in the pool/pat snitching on his brother about weed. Could have been 100 episodes ago by now.
I remember that story, didn't his brother give him money not to tell his dad and then he IMMEDIATELY told on him?
@@EndoranceM Exactamundo
Jesus Christ critical support for pats brother
Woolie, let me tell you a story.
My grandparents, parents, stepdad and his family, older siblings, and my younger brother and I all went to the same Catholic high school. Teachers who were new to the profession when my parents were there when I was there. There's 7 years between my older brother and I, so when I rolled up on my first day of school to go to gym class, I had a 7 year old gym uniform. It was black and yellow, the new ones were black and white.
So, Ms Paulson, known cranky old bag, takes one look at me in my old uniform, stops class, walks right down to the office to where my stepdad was working and said "CopperTucker is getting a new uniform" and it was non negotiable. She came back up with a new uniform, told me to go change.
And the shit of it all? Another kid in my class had the old gym uniform and she didn't give a shit.
Man what a plot twist, Pat's enemy is a monster of his own creation
"It was me, brother"
5 years old Pat
Forget religion
Only gargoyles matter
There's something poetic about having to watch Gargoyles before the sun sets.
Gargoyles forever.
That show was lamer than we all remember it to be. We often think it was this bad ass super dark show because of the intro... But that sh*t was as campy as the 80s turtles and 80's transformers.
@@diegomedina9637 dude, everyone is fully aware of how "lame" those shows were. but here's the thing, we were fuckin 6 years old at the time.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 The thing is... You see people defending it as it was like this huge masterpiece.
Its like they witnessed pat shoot a man in the back when he said that lmao
Woolie's 10-minute tangent about physiognomy was honestly pretty interesting, but I disagree with his conclusion that you "gotta hand it to the phrenologists," I thought that was pretty weird tbh
Pat.....I'm sorry.....but at this point, everything you say about your parents makes them the hands down worst parents without abusing you physically.
Sheena's so fuckin cool, strong protag energy
Pat has some crazy stories how the heck did he survive to adulthood?
spite
how do any of us?
@@miguelnewmexico8641By having parents competent enough at child care to not smoke while pregnant nor misfeed while baby? I think that's the average answer
Pat calling gyro aiming "tilt controls" like he's playing Mario Kart Wii lmao
the distinction between tilt controls and gyro aim is basically non-existent tho, its the same base function just more refined
gyro controls are tilt controls. one name just refers to the mechanism, while the other name refers to the action.
Thats very cool from Capcom to allow Ed to come on the show
no offense to pat or his mother but between the favoritism and her contributing pat's stoutness, i don't think his mom is theb est?
shoutout to all the uniformed schools that had 1 specific class gets their own version of the uniform, everyone funneling into shop class cause its just a black shirt
Woolie Madden is: MEASURE-DREAD
"your cheekbones betray you hispanicy"
THIS WAS SAUCY DRAMA DAMNNNNNNN
28:08 that nothing npc in la noire that claims to remember cole and wants cole to buy him a drink
"Hey I know you."
"No you don't."
...actually I can totally imagine an interaction with Pat going exactly like that
17:36 pat was a perceptive child
When seven year old Pat said "its because they love me more than you" i had to stop working because i startded cry laughing.
Let this be a lesson Pat. Your boy stays YOUR SINGULAR BOY. Another spawn would only know hardship, it is the Boiven way
Pat being the reason for a human's descend into madness somehow doesn't surprise me. 😂
Yeah, this is a Flash villain origin story or some shit LMFAO.
They say children are innocent. I'm gonna fucking disagree after listening to this.
Also: "What? I wasn't the one driving."
innocence doesn't mean good or bad. It means you just goes with it with no thought on implications. That goes for giving food to a total stranger and for saying to your brother the parents love you more
Kids are cruel, Jack.
@@Shadestand my kids are fucking invincible! - sundescender or smth idk
@omiles2957 in one context, yes. in the other, kids are guilty as shit.
Mum's love may be found in the heart of battle
Pat's parents loved him more because he was always a lil guy