Penn leaping with his guitar and Kim dancing with her hair flying in the air were so funny! And well done, too. You just made my morning so much brighter. And I've eaten keto for over three years. I SO relate to both the taste and the digestive "issues" of eating cauliflower!!
Absolutely the BEST, most HILARIOUS, totally CREATIVE, and EPIC USE OF SLOW MO content ever created by the Holderness family. THANK YOU for the best way to start a new week! Seriously, when on tour, start with this song. So much truth in the lyrics, LOL.
@@theholdernessfamily good thing you have a "sexy cauliflower" leaf blower. ...cuz cauliflower might be the one thing dogs won't help clean the floor for.
@@lorisiccia5914 I dunno, my (late) older dog would eat anything and everything on the floor, in her food dish (except tramadol), or in a can on the floor. We never tried cauliflower with her, though, it's not particularly liked in our house. And if you mixed it with PORK, it would be gone. She would do anything for PORK. (All things PORK are awesome.)
@@davidmescher2526 I had a little Boston/rat terrier who literally ruled the roost. When I rescued a sweet boxer/mastiff, that little minx would eat EVERYTHING, just to make sure he didn't get it! Dill pickles, turnip greens, hot peppers...NOTHING got past her! 😸
@@richidraykat *YES!!!* Chase me with this, and I'll achieve Mach 1 -- with my walking cane! (Picture little old lady hobbling with dust cloud behind her...) 👵✌
Just wanted to say you deserve an extra thumbs up , cause Bon Jovi are rock gods and you made a song including rice and cauliflower.... parody genius ....🤘
I can’t love this hard enough - love love love this parody! Bon Jovi’s original is so powerful, and Penn adapted it so well. Penn has some serious musical and lyrical skills, and he and Kim are just great making these vids together. Thank you! Also. It’s true. Caulirice just is not rice 🤣
The secret is to add it to rice in not an overwhelming amount. That and add onion and garlic powder, salt, pepper and butter or olive oil after it’s cooked. Also Cardine’s Caesar’s dressing is good on it. As an odiferous vegetable like broccoli, cabbage and Brussel sprouts it uses more calories to digest than it adds. I mix my food all together and also love all these veggies either raw or cooked especially with cheese and sliced onions for variety.
Wait! People really do this? This is not just a silly song? Thank god I'm the one that does the cooking, but then again, the wife hates cauliflower. I like it raw, as itself. Rice is not enough of an issue to consider replacing it with something that has its own flavour.
I'm on Keto and I just don't bother trying to pretend anymore. I just dropped any substitute and just eat meat and low carb veggies as themselves. Makes it easier in the long run. But really laughed and relate to the whole taste thing :)!
@Stephen Hunter I hear you and am much the same. :) In connection with eating keto, I eat for various medical issues that I have and, for me, that includes being Low Fodmap. As such, cauliflower, ironically perhaps given my original comment, isn't safely possible for me to consume without feeling some rather unpleasant symptoms. Given that cauliflower is a key part of the keto diet for many though, and you can't shake a steak at a keto cookbook, blog, IG account, etc without usually finding ample recipes with cauliflower in them, this component of being keto sprang to mind for me the moment I saw this video. :D
Omg! This is just what I needed on a stressful Monday morning, as I try to deal with my 91-year-old mother who fell and broke her hip last week. Some happiness, a smile on my face. Thank you, Penn and Kim!!!
At 0:48, is Penn playing a bar cord or using body language to communicate how he feels about the cauliflower rice? Freudian slip? I think so. Great parody!
I won’t miss 2020 that much,but I will miss these songs. Chances are it’ll go something like this “Lauren,why are you watching the Rona skits? This was over in 2021,it’s 2025.” Says my sister in the future. Me to my sister-“Holderness made 2020 endurable” “I agree” says my sister
This is hilarious because I tried it for the first time yesterday. I could see uses for it but it’s definitely cauliflower flavor and texture and not rice. 😂 I love cauliflower but ... it’s not rice.
I reckon you had way too much fun making this one...and Penn, that jump! 🤘 10 years from now...."where did that bit of cauliflower come from?" Ohhhhhhh....2020.
It's not Rice nor Mashed Potatoes! Penn this vid is awesome! I love Bon Jovi and thw original song. Thank you for doing such a wonderful job with it that I could listen to it over and over again.
i don't have time to watch in the morning, but I watch these at night when I get home. It just makes a bad day so much better! Thanks for making me smile! Love you guys!
I totally agree with you, cauliflower crust pizza is a little off but, it’s good. Cauliflower rice ... disgusting. Though I could see how drowning it in Buffalo wing sauce would at least make it editable. Awesome song, great affects. You guys need a drone for some cooler shots.
Cauliflower pizza crust is vile! As rice...well smart people cover it in curry sauce so they don't tase the cauliflower. Although who doesn't do that with actual rice too? Unless you're sick and can't keep anything else down, plain rice sucks too!
Yeah who eats it on it's own? For that matter, who eats rice on it's own? It's boring AF! You need to cover that shit in curry whether it's rice or cauli-rice!
2 thumbs up!!! My husband and I grew up in the 80's! Love the facial look that Penn makes while trying to eat cauliflower. I don't like cauliflower at all. I love broccoli 🥦 though. 😃
I used to love cauliflower - even in rice form - but IBS has caused me to remove it, and several other items, from my menu. My kids are pretty happy about that!
This so relevant right now for me as my parents just started no carbs, no fat diet to help my mom with her pre-diabetes diagnosis. So I totally understand what it feels like to eat cauliflower instead of rice.
While I love your parody, this one got stuck in my head for weeks! I really love your videos about everyday life. It let's me know I'm not as messed up as I might think sometimes....seeing the realness of your family is refreshing and hilarious. Not alone. All in this together. Thank you so much.
Wow you post at 6:00 AM in my time! Also I find it fun to tell my favorite you tubers what I:be done recently so: I dyed my hair blonde! (It was brown) ok I’ll leave now
Such a good one. I cracked up when Penn got to much salt in the behind shots at the end of the video. Y'all are so entertaining. My husband and I have had this same conversation about cauliflower. It's also "not potatoes." We like to call faux potatoes. But, NOT potatoes, NOT rice. 🤢
And let me add that this is the best one to date. Great concept, great editing, great production, great performances. And you can never go wrong with Bon Jovi. This one is award winning. Good luck topping it. :)
Love the leaf blower shots of Kim! Rock it out Mama 💥.....Ouuuu, that's what you need now, a parody of Brick House! [She's mighty mighty just zappin the bugs all out - it's a Clean House... well, except when you are shooting videos where you throw food 🤣] Keep livin' healthy there because we're going to still be tuning in long after we say goodbye to Rona - Thank you again Holderness Family for all you do and have done!
This might be my favourite of your videos so far! You look like you're having so much fun! Thanks for keeping us entertained during these trying times.
Hahahaha, this sounds like a battle we would have in our house, too!!! Go, Kim!!!! Kudos for trying to trick them with cauliflower rice and also for making some awesome dance moves! :D
I don’t think Kim gets enough credit for her dance moves.💃🏼
Ya
hhahahaha
Agreed! That kinda sideways move at 0:25 is something special (to put it delicately 😉).
We need a compilation of Kim's moves and slow motion hair flips!!😁😁
Totally agree. Kim's got moves for days!
Penn leaping with his guitar and Kim dancing with her hair flying in the air were so funny! And well done, too. You just made my morning so much brighter. And I've eaten keto for over three years. I SO relate to both the taste and the digestive "issues" of eating cauliflower!!
Absolutely the BEST, most HILARIOUS, totally CREATIVE, and EPIC USE OF SLOW MO content ever created by the Holderness family. THANK YOU for the best way to start a new week! Seriously, when on tour, start with this song. So much truth in the lyrics, LOL.
I was wondering what the floor looked like after throwing all that food around
it was awful. Cauliflower rice is harder to get up than glitter
@@theholdernessfamily 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@theholdernessfamily good thing you have a "sexy cauliflower" leaf blower. ...cuz cauliflower might be the one thing dogs won't help clean the floor for.
@@lorisiccia5914 I dunno, my (late) older dog would eat anything and everything on the floor, in her food dish (except tramadol), or in a can on the floor. We never tried cauliflower with her, though, it's not particularly liked in our house.
And if you mixed it with PORK, it would be gone. She would do anything for PORK. (All things PORK are awesome.)
@@davidmescher2526 I had a little Boston/rat terrier who literally ruled the roost. When I rescued a sweet boxer/mastiff, that little minx would eat EVERYTHING, just to make sure he didn't get it!
Dill pickles, turnip greens, hot peppers...NOTHING got past her! 😸
My dad always complains that my mom doesn't use real rice, and she says that it's a healthier alternative. He NEEDS to see this! 😂🤣
What did he think
Well mix it with a bit of rice and you are good.
Love the icon!!!
@@johnree6106 Omg LOL
@@thatoneyoutuber5542 Thanks!
😂 It's so satisfying to know, I'm not the only one who can't stand cauliflower!! 😹
Its vile
@@richidraykat *YES!!!* Chase me with this, and I'll achieve Mach 1 -- with my walking cane! (Picture little old lady hobbling with dust cloud behind her...) 👵✌
I like cauliflower, but not masquerading as rice
It looks like you guys enjoy making them as much as we enjoy watching them
Love this! My son calls it Fried Lies" when I make cauliflower"fried rice"
Just wanted to say you deserve an extra thumbs up , cause Bon Jovi are rock gods and you made a song including rice and cauliflower.... parody genius ....🤘
He definitely "Weird Al Yankovich" this song
Jon needs to see this...
He probably has, but if not he'd probably love it.
Agreed!
JBJ and Bon Jovi anything for the win!!!
OMG! That song it’s changed for ever! That was one of the best songs and videos ever!!! You should get an Emmy!!
I can’t love this hard enough - love love love this parody! Bon Jovi’s original is so powerful, and Penn adapted it so well. Penn has some serious musical and lyrical skills, and he and Kim are just great making these vids together. Thank you!
Also. It’s true. Caulirice just is not rice 🤣
The secret is to add it to rice in not an overwhelming amount. That and add onion and garlic powder, salt, pepper and butter or olive oil after it’s cooked. Also Cardine’s Caesar’s dressing is good on it. As an odiferous vegetable like broccoli, cabbage and Brussel sprouts it uses more calories to digest than it adds. I mix my food all together and also love all these veggies either raw or cooked especially with cheese and sliced onions for variety.
It’s Not Rice
It is Cauliflower
It has no Carbohydrates
You’re so good changing the lyrics
And they kept 1 original line (did you catch it? It's sung twice I think)
@@AntiSane Hes so good!
AntiSane Jim I just wanna live while I’m alive?
@@AntiSane but it has carbs
"There is only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.” - Ron Swanson
LMAO! I made this for my kids once and they hated it... now they don't trust me when I tell them I'm cooking rice.
you should try serving mashed cauliflower! it's amazing.
Wait! People really do this? This is not just a silly song? Thank god I'm the one that does the cooking, but then again, the wife hates cauliflower. I like it raw, as itself. Rice is not enough of an issue to consider replacing it with something that has its own flavour.
I think the issue was that you lied to them
As someone rocking the keto life, this made me beam ear-to-ear. 😂
Another brilliant spin on a classic song, you two. 🎶🙌🎶
same! i do mashed cauliflower with butter salt and white pepper. fits everything, and gets the fat e% up.
I'm on Keto and I just don't bother trying to pretend anymore. I just dropped any substitute and just eat meat and low carb veggies as themselves. Makes it easier in the long run. But really laughed and relate to the whole taste thing :)!
This is the new keto anthem.
@Stephen Hunter I hear you and am much the same. :) In connection with eating keto, I eat for various medical issues that I have and, for me, that includes being Low Fodmap. As such, cauliflower, ironically perhaps given my original comment, isn't safely possible for me to consume without feeling some rather unpleasant symptoms. Given that cauliflower is a key part of the keto diet for many though, and you can't shake a steak at a keto cookbook, blog, IG account, etc without usually finding ample recipes with cauliflower in them, this component of being keto sprang to mind for me the moment I saw this video. :D
@@WhisperingWitchASMR what do you usually eat instead of cauliflower?
The people that thumbs downed got tricked that cauliflower was rice.
I think they are just contrarian s#!theads
bots! not real people
Not possible! I really wanted to like this alternative, but nope! And, I like cauliflower. Can't stand cauliflower "rice"
HAHA LOL YASSS
no cauliflower doesn't taste good but rice dose
Now you’ve done it. Stuck in my head. FUN!
I was just watching masked singer and one of the contestants sang "it's my life." All I could hear was "it's not rice!" 🤣🤣
Lola and Penn: "You always told us, don't play with food!😠 What are you doing?"🤣
As a person with health-nut parents, I relate
Omg! This is just what I needed on a stressful Monday morning, as I try to deal with my 91-year-old mother who fell and broke her hip last week. Some happiness, a smile on my face. Thank you, Penn and Kim!!!
Maine Coon So sorry about your mother! My parents are 88 and it’s hard!
This channel has made me laugh everyday and has gotten me through quarantine.
LOL...me too
lol Same
They are great.
At 0:48, is Penn playing a bar cord or using body language to communicate how he feels about the cauliflower rice? Freudian slip? I think so. Great parody!
I won’t miss 2020 that much,but I will miss these songs. Chances are it’ll go something like this “Lauren,why are you watching the Rona skits? This was over in 2021,it’s 2025.” Says my sister in the future. Me to my sister-“Holderness made 2020 endurable” “I agree” says my sister
Try some of chris Manns songs as well.
I'm a huge Bon Jovi fan and this parody is great! You guys always make me smile.💚
I wonder how many times this will shared in the Trim Healthy Mama groups today!
Now i want to hear bon Jovi sing "thankyou for cooking"
I woulda used sugar instead of salt...... no one woulda known..... hee hee Just like it's not rice, it's not salt.
I was thinking the same, until the end there! 😅
The leaf blower sexy wind effects - I just can’t 😂😂😂 Go Kim!
You need to make a sequel about quinoa.
oh yes, absolutely.....and I have a son who would say you need to do the same about bulgar (I'm dating myself here, I'm a good ole hippie).
Yeah--quinah is gross!
... I like quinoa
@@endertobias1908 wow. You are lucky, since it's supposed to be so good for you.
Oof I love quinoa. It makes me wonder if some people like cauliflower...... (ok there are probably some, but not me lol 😂)
I don't know how many times I watch this video. Each time someone talk about a cauliflower dish, I come back to this video 😆 One of my favorite one!!
This is hilarious because I tried it for the first time yesterday. I could see uses for it but it’s definitely cauliflower flavor and texture and not rice. 😂 I love cauliflower but ... it’s not rice.
Yeah, I like to mix it in with Mac and cheese or in omelets.
I reckon you had way too much fun making this one...and Penn, that jump! 🤘
10 years from now...."where did that bit of cauliflower come from?" Ohhhhhhh....2020.
This was awesome!! The dance, effects and humour was great!!
I was thinking he might have used sugar.
Your next parody should be "LIVIN IN MY CHAIR" HAHAH
You know, I'm getting a feeling it's not rice...
Mia Jones what makes you say that? 🤔
Are you sure? I'm pretty sure its...wait...is it?
Do you really think so?
I love how this is a song dedicated to dising Kims cooking. lol
Slow-mo Kim takes this video to the next level!
Ha, I never noticed that at 1:59 there's a piece of "rice" stuck on the camera lens!
Penn is so good with his lyrics. Kim dancing and throwing cauliflower. 😂🤣😂🤣
I look forward to seeing your video every morning. I'll have it's not rice in my head all day.....and smile .
Best alternative to white rice is...
Brown rice ;0)
😂👏👏👏👏
Yes.
And it still took me a while to adjust to that change.
Wild rice!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Play this everytime I make cauliflower now. 😂😂😂
I love Kim's hair blowing in the breeze, so Bon Jovi!
Cauliflower is the devil's rice, such nefarious trickery 🍚
"It's not rice! It's Cauliflower!" This should be the new quote of 2020
Politician’s promises ?
You guys the BEST!!!! 💕One of my best pandemic discoveries :)) As a 90s kid, this take on Bon Jovi made me laugh so hard 😂😂
I'd love to see Jon Bon Jovi do a reaction video while watching this. 😂
I bet he'd get a kick out of it
That jump at 1:35 though
It’s not Holderness, it’s awesomeness!!!
Favorite part of the dancing - 2:47-2:52 This song is fantastic!
I loved it and can't wait to share with a friend who is a diehard Bon Jovi fan.
You are totally flipping us the bird in the thumbnail! 🤣
It's not Rice nor Mashed Potatoes! Penn this vid is awesome! I love Bon Jovi and thw original song. Thank you for doing such a wonderful job with it that I could listen to it over and over again.
i don't have time to watch in the morning, but I watch these at night when I get home. It just makes a bad day so much better! Thanks for making me smile! Love you guys!
Cauliflower rice, butter, cream cheese, broccoli, and some grated cheese. Try guessing the measurements to your taste. You're welcome.
At some point, it's still...NOT rice! :)
That’s like trying to “make a silk purse out of a pig’s ear”! (Old expression, I know😮)........
I need to know how much cauliflower was sacrificed for the making of this video
I totally agree with you, cauliflower crust pizza is a little off but, it’s good. Cauliflower rice ... disgusting.
Though I could see how drowning it in Buffalo wing sauce would at least make it editable.
Awesome song, great affects.
You guys need a drone for some cooler shots.
Cauliflower pizza crust is vile!
As rice...well smart people cover it in curry sauce so they don't tase the cauliflower. Although who doesn't do that with actual rice too?
Unless you're sick and can't keep anything else down, plain rice sucks too!
In my top 5 of Holderness videos. Love it!
hey who was walking in back ground when Kim said you still have cauliflower in your hair? i love yall thank you both so much!!
LOL. Cauliflower is expensive!🤣
Cauliflower rice is ok when it's mixed into things - like if you substitute it for rice in a chicken rice soup or a biryani, but on its own? Gross.
Yeah who eats it on it's own?
For that matter, who eats rice on it's own? It's boring AF!
You need to cover that shit in curry whether it's rice or cauli-rice!
Best video ever! Can't stop watching it, great gob 👍
Cauliflower is my favourite food! But I still loved this👍
2 thumbs up!!! My husband and I grew up in the 80's! Love the facial look that Penn makes while trying to eat cauliflower. I don't like cauliflower at all. I love broccoli 🥦 though. 😃
Another video to keep me sane!
That jump? Wow I am sold! I wanted to try that but my family threatened to disowned me! So I tried quinoa...boy were they mad!
I used to love cauliflower - even in rice form - but IBS has caused me to remove it, and several other items, from my menu. My kids are pretty happy about that!
Great vocals Penn, but I think Kim's slo-mo dance moves with the hair flying and the light in the background totally made this video!
This so relevant right now for me as my parents just started no carbs, no fat diet to help my mom with her pre-diabetes diagnosis. So I totally understand what it feels like to eat cauliflower instead of rice.
Love all the rock video production effects!!
Funny Video!
I am from Germany and didn't even know something like cauliflower rice exists ;) interesting - lets see when it is "in" here
Had to come back to this gem because of the short. At first it was the musicality, but now I've also experienced cauliflower pizza. Rock on! 🎸
cauliflower?
Yep, its cauliflower!
While I love your parody, this one got stuck in my head for weeks! I really love your videos about everyday life. It let's me know I'm not as messed up as I might think sometimes....seeing the realness of your family is refreshing and hilarious. Not alone. All in this together. Thank you so much.
I love cauliflower That is lying about being rice
2:11 Sneakin in that hand gesture, LMAO! 😁👍
Wow you post at 6:00 AM in my time! Also I find it fun to tell my favorite you tubers what I:be done recently so: I dyed my hair blonde! (It was brown) ok I’ll leave now
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA TOO TRUE! Well played @Holderness Family
SO GOOD! Might be my favorite so far because I have literally been force feeding my husband👆🏻this 😂 #farts
I totally expected this to be about head lice!
Glad I’m not the only one 😂
Such a good one. I cracked up when Penn got to much salt in the behind shots at the end of the video. Y'all are so entertaining. My husband and I have had this same conversation about cauliflower. It's also "not potatoes." We like to call faux potatoes. But, NOT potatoes, NOT rice. 🤢
My wife does this and I couldn't tell the difference, at first.
I don't think Kim gets enough credit for her dance moves either, and what about that Slow Mo.... of Penn jumping in the air with the guitar...Awesome!
My 2+4 year olds know the difference and they aren't amused.
Penn flicking us off in the thumbnail... classic lol
You all just kicked Weird Al's a**, and took names.
When he put up his middle finger I had to laugh!!
My wife did that to me. It turned into a thing. I like cauliflower. It is definitely NOT rice! No joke!
And let me add that this is the best one to date. Great concept, great editing, great production, great performances. And you can never go wrong with Bon Jovi. This one is award winning. Good luck topping it. :)
Love the leaf blower shots of Kim! Rock it out Mama 💥.....Ouuuu, that's what you need now, a parody of Brick House! [She's mighty mighty just zappin the bugs all out - it's a Clean House... well, except when you are shooting videos where you throw food 🤣] Keep livin' healthy there because we're going to still be tuning in long after we say goodbye to Rona - Thank you again Holderness Family for all you do and have done!
This might be my favourite of your videos so far! You look like you're having so much fun! Thanks for keeping us entertained during these trying times.
I literally just got this song out of my head and now u gotta do a dang parody-
thanks a lot 🤣
Love it! Great job guys! And you are right.....There's absolutely no flavor. 🤣🤣❤
Yeah, stay away from the cauliflower pasta too...yuk XD
Hahahaha, this sounds like a battle we would have in our house, too!!! Go, Kim!!!! Kudos for trying to trick them with cauliflower rice and also for making some awesome dance moves! :D
WAAAIIIT. Does it have absolutely zero flavor, or does it have a smell that overpowers?? IT CAN'T BE BOTH, PENN!
Penn and his family are national treasures this year
I swear that I don't watch this on repeat to see Kim bouncing... I mean dancing. 😂❤
Totally agree about the leaf blower. Looked amazing! Love all the lighting too