I Ranked Every Stardew Valley NPC (Without Remorse)

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  • @treacherous-doctor
    @treacherous-doctor ปีที่แล้ว +350

    the bouncer backstory is oscar-worthy holy shit

  • @marywilcox8157
    @marywilcox8157 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I love Gus I saw a theory that the queen of sauce is his drag persona and I will forever believe it

    • @juliantompkins6769
      @juliantompkins6769 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      im incorporating that into my belief system now

    • @citrinethecorgi
      @citrinethecorgi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Omg that would honestly make so much sense

    • @taelikestea
      @taelikestea 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You made me a believer🫡

    • @eva1585
      @eva1585 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      New head canon unlocked

    • @Luv4pookie
      @Luv4pookie 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yes

  • @noirlux5609
    @noirlux5609 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Okay I cracked up at the concept of going around and spreading harmless and confusing lies to children, it's like Santa DLC.

  • @imoridev
    @imoridev ปีที่แล้ว +317

    i was so terrified you wouldn't like haley but i've finally found someone who loves her as deeply as me and my day has been made

    • @JeanneCutieJ
      @JeanneCutieJ ปีที่แล้ว +12

      sis same, idk what she did to be so hated but damn-

    • @killjoy6880
      @killjoy6880 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@JeanneCutieJ people just hate the fact that shes mean to you but honestly shes funny as hell so its not even a negative

    • @ryangaiser3722
      @ryangaiser3722 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omg haley is every woman ive ever loved....btw im 40 and dying from kidney failure alone

    • @Sirbroom-n2u
      @Sirbroom-n2u 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Haley sucks she’s just rude and then barely gets better Sam is the best

    • @pinkmuffin9842
      @pinkmuffin9842 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@JeanneCutieJ She behaves like a mean girl and a toddler at the same time.
      Her quotes are mostly cringe:
      “Emily tried to serve me [adjective] [item] for dinner last night... I threw it away when she wasn't looking. I don't like health food...”
      “I spent all morning doing my hair... now the rain could mess it up. *sigh* ... Life is hard sometimes.”
      Or they are straight-up mean for no reason, she tells you that you stink or look dirty and she literally says "Ew" when you ask her for a dance.
      Her cutscenes feel shallow compared to some other characters and it rubs me the wrong way that she gets annoyed with you if you care for her interests in the ten-heart cutscene. She is a jerk to you for a pretty long time and the only reason why she is still loved is because she gets pretty-privilege, people have the "I can change her"-mentality, and some are just masochistic.
      Don't get me wrong, I don't care if you love Hayley, but her being disliked is absolutely justified by her actions.

  • @primsine
    @primsine ปีที่แล้ว +133

    I've never heard of this youtuber, nor have any connections that led me here, but I think this is one of my favorite videos of all time. Well played.

  • @DarkBlueSkys
    @DarkBlueSkys ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I told a child that whenever they lie their ears turn purple. I have their parents eternal gratitude bc they cover their ears when they lie

  • @flappetyflippers
    @flappetyflippers ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Ok, this. This is my favourite thing, I have ever seen. I love it, I love you, I love this game. The cutthroat delivery in the most calm voice ever is genuinely giving me life and I will defend and love Sam for the entirety of that life he is my gay little husband and I will do anything for him.

    • @MaybeSalem
      @MaybeSalem  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🥺 Thank you SO much

  • @narutolover4451
    @narutolover4451 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Emily would make a chainmail gown for Gerard Way

    • @nursegerard
      @nursegerard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i already loved emily but hcing emily as the designer for gerard's joan of arc costume is everythinggg to me

  • @sailormarciano
    @sailormarciano ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I’M AN ALEX APOLOGIST!! as a gay man, i have always played as a male character. as we all know he is the classic ‘jock’ archetype. but his conversation are SO different when the player character is male, we just straight up skip the misogyny storyline and go for the ‘closeted jock that has to get to terms with his sexuality’ trope and personally i’m just a sucker for that stupid outdated trope because i CHOOSE to be a pick me for straight jocks in a farming simulator!

    • @flappetyflippers
      @flappetyflippers ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The only thing I hold against this man is how annoying it is to give him gifts...

    • @sailormarciano
      @sailormarciano ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@flappetyflippers right! i always just give him some eggs, it’s not much but it’ll do.

    • @DocKrazy
      @DocKrazy ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Honestly, I am agender but whenever I chose to play a male farmer my first though is "must. Date. Alex"
      Alex really isn't great when you play a female character though.

    • @MaybeSalem
      @MaybeSalem  ปีที่แล้ว +73

      A+ essay I love it

  • @JeanneCutieJ
    @JeanneCutieJ ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I need to know why we can't have a one-night stand with Robin...

    • @GamerLegend223
      @GamerLegend223 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

      me too

    • @echothesilent4693
      @echothesilent4693 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Because Robin is a good gal, she's loyal unless you'd want her to cheat on you?

  • @Nocmora
    @Nocmora 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Girl, as a hardcore Elliott stan (i am literally making a visual novel with the man), I NEARLY PISSED MYSELF FROM LAUGHTER when you talked about him😭😭 And what's worse is you're absolutely right 😭😭😭😭

  • @terryt9833
    @terryt9833 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Delighted with the pronunciation of facade as fuckade

  • @jademonass2954
    @jademonass2954 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    i had no idea that my life was missing a style of commentary where, logically, everything is unhinged and made no sense but it makes just SO much sense in your soul
    loved the bouncer fanfic btw

  • @froggyfemke
    @froggyfemke ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'm a Harvey stan first and a human second

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    George didn't get mad at Linus for rooting through his trash cans! He never knew it was Linus. He though raccoons were doing it and was mad at the raccons.

  • @onnivinpelzel6368
    @onnivinpelzel6368 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "Mmmmmmmmmm, hi Pam."
    Your jokes are hilarious and intelligent and endlessly creative and NEVER even a little bit predictable, but somehow this is one of the funniest things I've ever heard you say lmfaoooooo

  • @ghostlevelzero7446
    @ghostlevelzero7446 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Awww! You think Alex looks in dictionaries! Hehehe

  • @cowboycalico
    @cowboycalico ปีที่แล้ว +90

    my personal jodi headcanon is that she married kent young and didn’t realize she was a lesbian yet and now feels stuck in the marriage

  • @lowfat_mayonnaise
    @lowfat_mayonnaise ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Penny is the love of my life, you see her that way just bc you haven't gotten to know her. She is a daffodil on a sunny spring day.
    another slay video tho

    • @itchywitchy2248
      @itchywitchy2248 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      penny is a cup of darjeeling on a rainy evening and the smell of a new book, shes the first rays of sunshine tickling you awake in the morning and the last thought on your mind before sleep takes you over. this comment was made by the penny gang. penny gang rise up✊️

    • @chana7276
      @chana7276 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Y'all are too invested in these NPCs guys 😭

  • @Suwundae
    @Suwundae ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I refuse this Elliot slander 🙄✋ be would do none of that, he is just a silly little himbo trying to make his writting dreams happen after every single person in his family tree shut him down and told him to just work some dead end office job that makes just enough money to live semi-comfortably and to let his creativity die. He's a hopeless romantic that gets all his romance tips from books that set unrealistic standards for relationships but he doesn't realize that because he's too in awe by the world building (and he's never had a date before he's too busy finally finishing that book). He's just like me in freshman year where he can write an amazing short story but his poems need help so it's workin on it but one day he'll unlock his inner emotions and finally write some poetic genius. If he ever bothers you it's because he's too silly to realize what he's doing is an issue but unlike my mother he will not take offense and make himself the victim if you approach him about it but instead is like "oh my god I'm so sorry I didn't realize I was doing that. I'll try to adjust it." This man has no social skills, probably because he's emotionally scared from his family crushing every dream he's ever had so he refuses to let anyone get close to him in fear that they'll laugh in his face when they find out his hopes and dreams (except for Leah because she understands what it's like for people to not believe in your art). I refuse any and all Elliot slander and thank you for coming to my poorly structured TedTalk. Any questions, comments, or concerns can go into my replies and I will shut you down accordingly

  • @citrinethecorgi
    @citrinethecorgi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    salem, you need to write a full novel about the bouncer's life please

  • @killjoy6880
    @killjoy6880 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    finally someone who truly understands haley🙏🙏

  • @miasma1718
    @miasma1718 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    i'm only an alex apologist because i play as a guy. if i played as a girl i wouldn't touch alex with a 10-foot pole. he's almost a completely different character depending on your character's gender. marrying him as a guy feels extremely rewarding and sweet, whereas he's just straight up ordering you a salad at the saloon during his heart event if you're a girl
    all of this is to say i love alex but whenever people say they hate him i'm like "i get it no hate"
    also i love haley so i appreciate this video

  • @ivyella2820
    @ivyella2820 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As a Shane lover, I can confirm that I am also not an "I can fix him" type of bitch. I initially hated Shane and thought that he was a terrible person and I only did his route because I wanted to do everyone's story, but I ended up loving his character because of his immense growth and commitment to bettering himself. I don't think that the player does much to help him other than bringing him to the hospital and showing him care and affection. Once he sees that someone else cares about him and gives him that little push, he works really hard to better himself. He puts himself through therapy, he quits drinking and he works on his relationships with Marnie and Jas. All we do is let him know we care. Plus, Shane is such a sweet little dork who is oddly charming and cute. I don't even like men but I adore Shane and who he becomes. If he was a character I would have to fix, I would absolutely hate him, but I love how he is written and I think Concerned Ape did a great job writing him!
    I am also a Haley lover though. Haley is the most beautiful woman alive and I would die for her.

  • @KittMouri
    @KittMouri 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I know this video is over a year old, but I hope there are a few Elliott stans in this comment section. 😢 I love him. He's so romantic and dedicated to you. He's a total gentleman, but still lets loose enough to get drunk with you at the salon. His heart event after you marry him is probably three sweetest one in the entire game! He's not arrogant, he's just well-spoken. It comes off as pretentious, but he's also a man that lives in a shack on the beach and knows how bad that looks. Don't judge him so harshly. ❤

  • @EmeraldAshesAudio
    @EmeraldAshesAudio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Counterpoint: If Lewis gets a sea burial, then he'll just come back like the vampire he is. He needs a stake through the heart.

  • @shrimpcupnoodle2574
    @shrimpcupnoodle2574 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    9:25 what fever dream am I listening to?

  • @citrinethecorgi
    @citrinethecorgi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Krobus and dwarf are my besties and i think we have the potential to be the next abigail sebastian and sam (if they can get over the whole thousand year war thing)

  • @berrynickt.2586
    @berrynickt.2586 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME FR. i love Haley so much. for some reason every time i saw her i would start just giggling and kicking my feet and be the most happy person to ever exist. she’s my favorite character in Stardew.

  • @allyrei2547
    @allyrei2547 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I barely know any of these people because I'm an animal crossing and pokémon bitch to the core, but do I want to hear Salem's opinions about the farm character drama? Yes. Yes I do.

    • @Silver_Sonic_23
      @Silver_Sonic_23 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly same, though I have never played animal crossing.

  • @KamFails
    @KamFails 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    GIRLIE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO POP OFF SO HARD I'M SCREAMING YOU'RE SO FUNNY

  • @BloodClot_GL
    @BloodClot_GL 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I headcanon Jodi as a lesbian with comphet because she just *looks* like someone who immediately settled down after high school because that’s what her parents thought was “right”. But those are just silly little thoughts, though! :3

  • @Twilightsonata-w7p
    @Twilightsonata-w7p ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Im the one watering Elliott’s plants with sea water because I need to see him fail

  • @EmeraldAshesAudio
    @EmeraldAshesAudio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is comedy gold. The sheer beautiful chaos of these descriptions.

    • @EmeraldAshesAudio
      @EmeraldAshesAudio 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "You're a business major. You're a horrible person..." I'm immediately invested in this story.

  • @EmberUnderscore
    @EmberUnderscore ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I am new to this game and you have a nice voice so now this tier list is just the truth in my mind, thank you

  • @itspersephoneunder
    @itspersephoneunder 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Cries in Accounting major

  • @Summonsloth
    @Summonsloth ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Krobus is the first character I married(?) in this game. I adore them.

  • @fnaf-ology
    @fnaf-ology 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Please god do more stardew random chaotic rankings they're so excellent you are the funniest person alive I fear

  • @thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877
    @thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I will NOT stand Harvey slander 💀

  • @panickedanddistressed-ge8mv
    @panickedanddistressed-ge8mv 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this is your first video i watched, obsessed with you being soft spoken yet also ranting absolute tangents nonstop and the general gremlin energy 😭

  • @ClintBNeff
    @ClintBNeff ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I hate I share the same name with Clint.. 😫 He’s the reason I horde all my geodes and have shitty tools. I always go for Haley & Shane. 🖤

  • @one_smol_duck
    @one_smol_duck 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I'm a lesbian but I keep going for the male spouses because the stupid game won't let me marry Robin and I won't accept anything less.

  • @soupstoreclothing
    @soupstoreclothing 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i bought stardew the second it came out and i was talking to a girl named robinne at the same time and robin shows up on your farm almost immediately and i was like oh hello datable npc with my irl love interest's name and then i learned robin isn't datable and then i learned robinne lied to me about her age i was 19 she was 16 and i was like it's not meant to be both irl and video game and then i knew concerned ape knew. he was communicating with me telepathically but i'm still mad about it. robinne was insane tho not in a misogynist way we were both lesbians so she was insane in the unhinged way

  • @SethWilson
    @SethWilson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is absolutely unhinged and I LOVE it.

  • @ladyrazorsharp
    @ladyrazorsharp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The bouncer, I cannot. RIP Melanie, you were too pure for the life you were caught up in. Caroline notices that he goes to the Yoba chapel on the same day every year and wonders what that's all about (it's on Melanie's birthday).
    I thought I'd be nice the other day and give Gunther a gift, imagine my dismay when I found I could not. Why does his museum get all the loot, the guy deserves something nice for his hard work.
    Elliott and his unlined handmade journal and his FOUNTAIN PEN yes. Drinking espresso and looking down his beautiful nose at anyone who orders a Frappuccino.
    I married Harvey in one playthrough and he's so chill. What a sweetheart. In my latest playthrough I married Shane and when we got home we couldn't stop making out on the porch. Harvey gives sweet little pecks before he toddles off to work. Shane's frenching me in front of the whole town. This is gonna be interesting.

  • @Weaercomicnerds-qt5pf
    @Weaercomicnerds-qt5pf ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the best Stardew valley tear list I’ve ever seen because of how entertaining it is 2 the backstory, for the bouncer should be canon and three you give dangerously funny vibes

  • @ion6708
    @ion6708 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “If it weren’t for those horrendous clothes, you might actually look pretty. Actually… nevermind.” - Haley

  • @Amityz72323
    @Amityz72323 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you give me penelope scott vibes this is fking art you’re so chaotic and I love your voice

  • @BlooLynx
    @BlooLynx หลายเดือนก่อน

    Not even 5 minutes in and you got me to subscribe, love the way you talk and the general vibe!

  • @olivieremerson
    @olivieremerson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I laughed so hard and then watched this a second time with my Stardew Valley loving partner.

  • @ampersandvoid528
    @ampersandvoid528 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    i came to confess my sins... i forgot Krobus's birthday, i feel so bad, i almost cried, why am i so emotional about this?!?

  • @Maru-et6of
    @Maru-et6of 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    i like demetrius. I usually play as a male character and do we really want to encourage maru to throw away her academic aspirations for a man? I dont think so - i love women in STEM, and so does demetrius
    Also he literally apoligizes for being weird in that moment AND he is established as not being able to read social clues that well

  • @algooualguem4616
    @algooualguem4616 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    this was so schizophrenic, i love it

  • @ПолуживойАпломб
    @ПолуживойАпломб 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You are the funniest person on the internet, please don't die

  • @legendoflizzie4849
    @legendoflizzie4849 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    omg this one’s gonna be so good

  • @lilotllll
    @lilotllll ปีที่แล้ว +2

    love your new stardew content :DDD

  • @fmac8687
    @fmac8687 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Putting Alex as low as you did counts as homophobia. Sorry, I don’t make the rules

  • @naomilastname
    @naomilastname 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the vibes in your videos are immaculate

  • @Lunatasma
    @Lunatasma 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like Alex, but I wouldn't marry him. Like hurt people hurt people, but I don't wanna come home to his orphan ass.

  • @Li8aGun92
    @Li8aGun92 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If you've ever played Stardew Valley..."
    Are you sure you aren't talking about games like the LISA series by Dingaling instead of SV?

  • @ryredux6884
    @ryredux6884 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I think this list was made by Hayley

  • @k.drac0rex
    @k.drac0rex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is the tier list of all time

  • @videonastiez69
    @videonastiez69 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    i will not tolerate this harvey slander

    • @OriginalAkivara
      @OriginalAkivara 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Amen! He's not a "nice guy", he's a sweetheart, a scholar, and a gentleman, and would do absolutely NONE of that. Like women are literally comfortable around him or he wouldn't be in their exercise class with them, he's said absolutely nothing bad about women (unlike Alex) and you want to paint him as a 4chan misogynist? Reporting this video for misinformation because this is just straight up lies.

    • @winkydinkytoodlesnoot8141
      @winkydinkytoodlesnoot8141 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      his description should’ve been classified as clint behavior

  • @InkEyed
    @InkEyed ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My next farmer's name is gonna be Melany

  • @yoitsjonmac188
    @yoitsjonmac188 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You goofy as hell and I love it.

  • @FeliksTheGoblin
    @FeliksTheGoblin 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you're so fucking entertaining bro why u so small????? milion subs soon?????? algorythm wake up

  • @BlooLynx
    @BlooLynx หลายเดือนก่อน

    40:15 "If he was a clown, his name would be pp the clown"
    I'M DEAD- 😭 💀

  • @DragonNyah
    @DragonNyah 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I don't know how you come up with the things you say but my god the way you deadpan the most wild shit imaginable is top tier comedy

  • @adiksaff
    @adiksaff 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    48:53 - Agree! Sam was always so kind and welcoming to me. XD Love him too

  • @Stardust_42
    @Stardust_42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i live in fear of this video but am also so here for it

  • @leladabsurdum
    @leladabsurdum หลายเดือนก่อน

    Noooo, George didn't mess with Linus, he didn't even know it was him! Take him out of the library😢😢

  • @TendoASMR
    @TendoASMR หลายเดือนก่อน

    Somebody must have said this by now, but you do not need to fill up the library before you get Krobus! I think you can meet him during winter 1

  • @frannie4310
    @frannie4310 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I also feel that way about Kroger no longer sending out coupons

  • @EiscueBall
    @EiscueBall 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love Shane but the real love of my life is Robin. What a disappointment that I can't marry her :(

  • @theratthatgotyeeted
    @theratthatgotyeeted 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    19:46 another thing, george is homophobic until you reach 10 hearts with him and you marry alex

  • @Slatorade9000
    @Slatorade9000 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    It’s the Animal Crossing background music in a Stardew video for me.

  • @BradenBlorp
    @BradenBlorp 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love Emily too! As soon as I talked with her I knew that's my favorite

  • @haleyfritz4693
    @haleyfritz4693 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    as someone named Haley, listening to this fueled my ego tremendously

  • @grimfaery1248
    @grimfaery1248 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i needed this video!! i think i would have ranked all of them about the same as well. except i love granny

  • @Geku-gs8fg
    @Geku-gs8fg ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Super average Haley enjoyer W

  • @ReeseG12
    @ReeseG12 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was watching mod videos and this randomly started playing so I sat through the entire thing. You are actually hilarious I have the same humor as you need to follow I would tell multiple harmless lies to children

  • @hadynhenderson8595
    @hadynhenderson8595 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You're so funny and I agree with almost all of these!

  • @loverrlee
    @loverrlee ปีที่แล้ว +9

    An hour of you justifying why you keep marrying the prettiest character for more than just the fact that she’s the prettiest lol

  • @moony-shanks
    @moony-shanks 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Started playing before shane and emily were dateable so I went with Sebastian but fr I wanted to date shane SO BAD i'm so glad he was added as a dateable npc

  • @Wozniok96
    @Wozniok96 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I felt personally attacked with the "men who listen to Lana Del Rey" comment 😂

  • @seeitmentally
    @seeitmentally 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Howling at your description of Harvey cus I feel it is absolutely incorrect. 4CHAN?????? He doesnt even know what that is. He is indeed a muppet tho but thats how I like my men 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

  • @tiza7053
    @tiza7053 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    How dare you say that about Harvey my one and only😭

  • @tetheredsymphonics
    @tetheredsymphonics 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the only thing i would change is moving Kent and Jodi up (i have an ex army dad and it's very healing to be able to foster a relationship with a veteran who can admit when they're wrong and moving Jodi up cause it's hard to take care of a veteran especially when they've just arrived home)

  • @soupstoreclothing
    @soupstoreclothing 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i feel like we're friends now. not even parasocially i'm in your house

  • @ianhay527
    @ianhay527 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This video is so cracked in every sense

  • @sawah765
    @sawah765 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    facade is pronounced as "fuh-SOD". stress on 2nd syllable. i say this with love and kindness.

  • @candydream16
    @candydream16 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    20:20 this part made me laugh because he looks almost identical to my dad

  • @scissorcorn9956
    @scissorcorn9956 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’ve never wanted to steal someone’s personality as much as I want to steal yours 👁️👁️👁️

  • @d4nyz3l
    @d4nyz3l 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    finding this video is like getting in a purgatory after a full life of emptiness dull pain despair and lament where the only crimes i've ever committed were pirating tv shows and a teeny-tiny tax fraud just because i was too miserable to do anything else and meeting the most beautiful radiant magnificent angel who offers me a cigarette on sight pats me on the head and says you've done well little guy now it's time to rest and we have an afterlife long deep discussion about life death philosophy and societal concepts where by the end of it i ascend on a new level in a way that i become an ethereal overseer of the purgatory together with you who offers consolation to misguided souls ending up there. absolutely fantastic. changed my brain chemistry.

  • @quindigo5058
    @quindigo5058 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *Video starts off by shit talking Andrew Tate
    *Hits subscribe

  • @DocKrazy
    @DocKrazy ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The Abigail being the daughter of the wizard theory is super basic though.
    Like
    Come on
    You make up a backstory for the bouncer but can't come up with something more plausible than "caroline fucked the wizard"?
    Other candidates for the wizard's child are Caroline herself and Jaz btw.
    Why caroline: because of the green hair.
    There are three people with unnatural hair colours.
    Abigail used to have chestnut hair and admits openly she dyes her hair.
    Emily is also likely dying her hair because why the fuck wouldn't she.
    (Birdie is magical)
    And Caroline? Well. She's middleaged, has specific dialogue about how abby should stop dyeing her hair probably and it would be really hypocritical of her to ask that of her daughter is she was also dyeing her own hair and green to boot. The witch might have had green hair for all we know, because all we *do* know about her is that at one point her skin turned green from anger.
    And what about Jaz? Well, it's the proximity, the fact she has *no* known parents. She might also actually be the wizard's granddaughter (grandfather doll inndollhousenwedged under the bed). In any case, what we do know about her is that her parents are dead, shane is her godfather and marnie is her aunt. And that they all live close to the wizard's tower.
    So. What if. The reason the witch is so mad at the wizard and divorced him because he caused the death of his child and in-law, leaving Jaz orhpaned. She got so angry she became a witch and distanced herself from Jaz as tonnot cause her more harm, while the wizard a) might not care cause he sucks, b) might feel guilty so he doesn't approach jaz, c) secretly looks out for his grandchild out of guilt, if he even is capable of such feelings (probably not though). (and her hair colour is the next unnatural adjacent hair of all the characters, being all purpleish-black
    In any way, either of those theories are imo better than just saying Abby is his daughter and going from there.
    Pierre is shit, but I do believe Caroline is too fucking chill to ever even consider infidelity (like. The woman drinks tea. And gives you the knowledge of tea). I rather think she at one point almost divorced pierre when Abby was little, but that's another thing entirely.
    Anyway. The war.
    They fighting the gotoro empire. *EMPIRE*
    I think a lot can be inferred from that alone. They also don't just have a mayor, but also a governor. Smells like democracy to me.
    So yeah. Kent was fighting imperialism and a possible hostile takeover.

  • @ангел-ч2к
    @ангел-ч2к 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i'm so curious about your mbti type

  • @SleepyHollowKnight
    @SleepyHollowKnight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Uh, no. Hell no. How DARE you not put Gus in top tier. How DARE you. He doesn’t have a single flaw. I’m also upset about Pierre, and Gunther, not bc I like them but bc their designs are too cool to put that low.

  • @Pancake-teef
    @Pancake-teef หลายเดือนก่อน

    I may just be a rabbit on the internet and I don’t know much but I’d give this video 2/2 thumbs that I don’t have

  • @jihanlaurens
    @jihanlaurens 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As a scorpio, Abigail is a girl who's out of my league but i simp her anyway. I love u abigail.