A CURSED Stardew Valley Villager Ranking
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- I decided to make the most cursed stardew villager ranking possible. Placing ever single Stardew Villager along a breedability/submissive chart. I'm sorry.
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hiding behind the percy jackson really sells that harvey impression holy cow
I like to think I could be him or seb :3
“Pierre is kinda gross. No one likes Pierre.” CORRECT
I like him, he's my trash fave
My partner seeing his portrait for the first time: Aww he’s so prettyyyy, can I date him?-
i like him :/
so real
the moment of hesitance with hailey before her later heart events is completely understandable. part of her charm is being mean to you at first
when she finally lets you in and starts being nice to you, all those days of her calling your farmer gross become worth it!
She is my favorite character, my sister doesn't like her tho,her Heart Events are so Sweet
she also half-compliments your complexion if you're a girl farmer, thinking its makeup
Hailey was breedable for me even in the beginning when she’s mean 😭
As someone who playthrough dated Harvey and Seb, yeah both impressions are highkey spot on. Especially the PJO book.
Seb is Hades son
@@NinoKito Couldn't agree more!
@@NinoKitoFR fr
as a harvey romancer, can confirm... he is very submissive and breedable. though there are times he decides to get on the wrong side of the y-axis Σ⊙▃⊙川
As a Elliot stan, he is submissive breedable (I mean he has a crab in his pocket)
the cheapest things he likes are pomagranites and duck feathers :-:
one reason i hated him ar first
was becuz
my favorite stuff in the game is purple stuff
including amoranth
AND GUESS WHO THE ONLY CHARACTER THAT HATES AMORANTH IS!?!?
Shane likes to be insulted during intimacy, no one will make me think otherwise
I totally agree lmao. He looks like he likes to be called names since he geniuenly doesn't like himself... He is also very kinky once you marry him
Sam is the most breedable man in the game. His scene where he comforts Vincent when Vince is afraid their dad might die is heartbreaking and shows how amazing and sweet he is. His 14 heart event is all about him getting a job writing music for a kids' show and exploding your ovaries when he discovers how much he loves making the kids happy. He has a band, writes some of the best songs in the game, has a ten heart event that can imply sexytimes. He's also a prankster with bad boy cred, and he has been assigned the most hours of community service in town as a result.
Those events are his only good ones though unfortunately. You see him as this responsible big brother in one scene then he’s being a irresponsible brat to Lewis and comes off as immature
@Xxsorafan - I singled out his 3, 10, and 14 heart events, but Sam's music related events are also great. That's part of why I mentioned his band in the plus column for Sam in my post.
The man forms a band, writes their music, manages to get them a show in Zuzu City, and makes demo tapes. That takes a lot of hard work in a very difficult and competitive field. Players often seem to write it off like some immature pipe dream, when Sam is literally practicing 4 hours a day most days in his game schedule.
His budding music career rivals Elliott's writing arc. The four music options for his 8 heart events are all solid, and the experimental noise rock option is another of the best songs in the game. So that covers heart events 2, 3, 8, 10, and 14. Even his 4 heart event is pretty sweet when you realize that Sam knows his mom is unhappy and hiding her pain (8 heart Sunday dialogue), and he seems to be walking on eggshells there because he knows she's stressed out and doesn't want to upset her.
Sam only gets pissy to Lewis in one of the three dialogue options at his 6 heart. If you take Sam's side, Lewis apologizes for how he yelled at Sam, and he asks more politely for Sam to be more careful in the future. If you take nobody's side, Lewis apologizes, and Sam agrees not to do it again. He's still proud of the trick he landed though. So that's really not a big immaturity issue to me.
Sam isn't any more immature in that event than Sebastian, who mourns the rotten egg toss, is impressed by Sam's community service hours, nearly yelled at his mom for throwing away his comic books, and who suggests putting something nasty in the Luau stew because he likes seeing the fabric of society break down.
Yes, Sam is very breedable in my opinion. For some reason I feel like he's either be super dom or super sub depending on the day, but maybe that's just me
@@reinerzufall1292 - It's not just you. I definitely get that same vibe from him.
As someone who doesn’t have ovaries, it’s probably a good thing, cause mine would be going nuclear 😂
Are you crazy!? Mr.Qi is SO a Dom.
YOU. you get it
@@nokti... THANK YOU!
Clint is definitely submissive unbreedable.
I will not take this Elliot slander, he just a sweet man.(cool video though)
I’m currently trying to romance Elliot on a playthrough on my Twitch, that man wants the bougiest stuff 😩
@@NinoKito expensive taste yes BUT AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART FURTHER ON DOWN.
Pomegranate trees are the easiest to get. Thankfully you can use most fish if you need to just gift things.
I NEED PEOPLE TO STOP SLANDERING MY SECOND HUSBAND RIGHT THE HELL NOW PLEASE (my first is sebastian lmao)!! JUST BECAUSE HE USES BIG FANCY WORDS AND HAS THE SAME VERY EXPENSIVE TASTES AS ME DOESN’T MEAN HE’S PRETENTIOUS. I love him with my WHOLE entire heart bro. 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
@@battlesushii I agree!
I LOVE how he is so extra with his taste in clothes and his language.
@@keegansakura1307 dude.
UR TOTALLY RIGHT 🥰
elliott was the antagonist of this chart, until he was defeated and it was revealed that sebastian was the true final boss of this chart
George
my friends and i watched this together, we had fun debating your decisions.
That sounds so fun omg
@@NinoKito we agree with sebastian wholeheartedly. there were no arguments
@@catastrophicfailure2745 What about Alex tho?
As soon as i saw where you put grandpa i almost threw myself out the car window
I loughed so hard, as Nino puts George into the very Edge of the breedable\submissive-quarder 🤣🤣🤣
I think Abby is a dom, but she wants her sub to use the whips on her. She wants the pain.
As a Harvey stan: I couldn't agree with you more lol
I feel like seb would be both dom and sub. Cat ears or no cat ears lol
I know that this is a bit late, but Clint definitely gives me more submissive vibes. I think he just wants to be dominant, but isn't actually.
YESS, he wants to look dominant but when it comes to doing it, he messes up everything and is shy
Yo, I'd totally put Morris as a sub. Nobody puts up that much of a fuss unless they feel the need to be punished. He totally loves it when Pierre punches him off screen, and they go off together afterwards, 100%. Pierre x Morris is the only headcannon I approve of 😂😂😂
Sam’s final gear event is so good
Yes! Sam is so cute pwp
nah u did shane dirty he is full breedable switch
you genuinely look like a chill dude and your vibes are on point. Nice vid, glad I got it reccomended!!
THE PAM IMPRESSION PUHLEEASSEE AHHAHAHSHA
Shane is a million times breedable. Fight me.
I'll breed him
His comments about the player once you marry him make me BLUSH
The George placement will haunt me forever😂💖 I personally would have put Evelyn in his spot and put him next to Morris
I was waiting for sebastion's turn the WHOLE time and of course he was the last person lol. Cant say im disappointed with sebastions ranking
I've been seing so much Sam hate around and it makes me sad.
9:55 Marlon canonically wants to ask Marnie out so no.
😭 what no, Sam is the sweetest soul 💕
Nah, Nah, Nah, Linus is way more Dom, That man does what he wants & gives no Fs
Leah needs to be slap bang in the middle between Dom/Sub, shes 100% a switch depending on who shes dating
the rest are pretty accurate ((:
Thank you for making all of my favorites breedable submissive I love it
"You don't look at that man and go, yeah, breedable" well idk what to say bc that's p much exactly what I did 😭
as one of the 10 mr qi fans in this community, he is SO breedable
You gotta be smokin something to think that sam is not submissive and breedable my guy
Abby is spot on who doesn't want a goth dommy mommy?
you did not just call sam boring
this man never played til ginger island
I am unironically crying rn
over which sorting
@@sophiathefurbst all of them
I think... I think I need to find this and send it to my friends. I need to scar them.
How dare you I could 200% breed Morris
Cannot stand the Elliot hate rn. 100% accurate tho
3:18, "i think hes a bit of a sl- I think he's submissive" lol
The most dominate bachelor ... Elliot ... wait wat?😆
I married Leah, total dom, would let her step on me
Why does this exist. thank you though great vibe
Thank you! I think :3
@@NinoKito definetly you have earned a loyal and horrified fan >:33
Pierre was a pro boxer back in his day. He destroyed Morris he is jacked. Also Willy would be a hunk
i meah maybe he was but right now he looks like lost all his skill i think and is just annoying lmao
where can i do this??!!? this looks so fun to do witha friend for jokes lmao
It's not available anywhere I set it up! :D I just got a political compass from google images and the villager sprites from the Stardew wiki and put it photoshop!
10:18 omg percy jackson yess
I clicked and and was like okay this is gonna be funny and then i saw grandpa and was like wait 😭 every character is on here like EVERY CHARACTER even our grandpa 😭 tbis vid gonna be halarious
Krobus is the most breedable
I looked at the chart and said oh everyone is here and then for some reason my ass was like WAIT WHERE IS THAT RANDOM GINGER LADY FROM JOJA MART like the cashier that looks like shes thirty something
Like if you have everyone on jer you gotta have everyone
DOMMY MOMMY SANDY WOOOO
My first video of yours, 2 minutes in, subscribed !❤
Fuck it- i subscribed after this one
I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHERE SEBBY WAS GOING
Me thinking about romancing elliot on my first play through. You: he is slightly dominant. Me: OH NO, guess I gotta change to.... idk sebastian..?
Leah is 100% a switch, I agree she should be on the line between dom and sub
Edit: I think Elliott is also submissive and breedable
what have i gotten myself into
Fun fact men can have kids for their entire life
Look with Sebastion you have to think about it in the context of if he was dating Sam right? Because Sam is *absolutely* the submissive in that relationship.
When I saw George...
I came to see this for my wife, Leah! ✨💞
i married emily but now i wanna marry harvey because of my fanfiction i made up in my head ;.;
Unpopular opinion. I love the dwarf. He’s cute (not sexually)
Redo this video, you know characters better now
I would swap Sebastian and George. Sebastian is peak malewife.
i feel like abigail should be a few points more dominant and a single point less breedable, and clint should be pulled way closer to the center, but otherwise this works wonders
My opinion about Sebb is that he gives off submissive catboy vibes at first because he's reserved and struggles to open up. But I really think he could be a loving dominant if his partner is submissive
I feel like he need to learn mkre abb the characters and the do this again
I think I would disagree a little with Jodi's placement. Juuuust because her dialogue options sound as if she has never truly been in charge, and she's a little exhausted about that. I think she would be dominant, but like... initially she wouldn't? Like, you would have to tell her it's okay for her to actually be in charge, but once you've convinced her it's okay, then she would be UBER dominant for sure
Listen pam is dominant and breedable I will not take any criticism
How is grandpa unbreedable when youre literally one of his grandchildren 💀 I guess if youre just ranking him on the last portion of his life I suppose…
"This is not a political compass"
Okay then it's Loss?
I would put Sebby on the top I’m Sebby simp 🤭
WHAT IS THIS COMMENT SECTION IS SO CURSED I LOVE IT
Honestly? I would go for Pam
Harvest is breedable idc
harvest 🙏
you’re wronnng, Willy is sexy and breedable asf
I am sorry but this video, I don’t really enjoy it 😭, like you seriously put Willy less breedable than Pam? And Demetrius? Bruh he’s all the way to the left. I know we have our different opinions but I can’t help but getting salty haha
Whaaaat? How is Demetrius to the leftttt? Just look at him, and he's trying his best, it's just hard for him
THE PAM VOICE 😭😭 a cig and slap on the ass 💀 I’m dead ur so right for doing this ranking
Krobus is just the best asexual representation ever ngl
Aro*
@@cometeater technically both aro and ace.
edit: actually nah, youre right. i dont believe hes ace, let me fuck the funky shadow man
@@cometeater aroace
honestly i think some people might not like it all that much since so much asexual rep has the asexual being some monster of inhuman which kind of dehumanizes ace ppl but honestly hes still iconic
Nothing like an aroace QPR with your good pal krobus
Harvey spot on. I chose him, and he is so kind and sweet, I legit need a second playthrough if i want to marry someone else, I can't divorce him. No way my sweet shy little boy.
the one quote where he talks about how people struggle to find equilibriums in their lives and his balance is the farmer - I CRIED
Same here, impossible to divorce him, I had to do a second file for other bachelors!
I'm so happy that we are agree in the fact our littles hearts can't divorce from Harvey
SAME. I wanted to go for Elliott but I couldn't break Harvey's heart so I started a third save file.
I have seb as my husband in my first file. Harvey as my husband in the second. And I have a new one where I will be pursuing Elliot once I have ducks and a pomegranate tree.
technically I have 4 files but Dude was created solely to be an asshole and choose mean options for gits and shiggles.
infact Dude may just sell his soul and try a joja run..
I have no idea why I got recommended this but tbh it's just what I needed. 11/10, extra points for catboy maid Sebastian
Extra points lets gooo :o thank you ♥️
The only one I disagreed with was Leah, I reckon she could snap me in half if she wanted to 😂
Just married Leah recently and now 100% agree, she might also be my fav bachelorette now.
@@NinoKito yeah she’s mine too! Also your videos are great 😊
Penny should have been 100% most breedable, she's able to have kids and implies she wants a big family, which means having lots of them
If you're a guy, i think she might be the typical submissive and breedable tradwife, but if the farmer is a girl i feel like she'd be slightly more dom
@@amori9389that makes a scary amount of sense and makes me realise a thing or two about Penny maybe 😆
I sometimes look at the chat in the corner and I saw “daddy Linus is super breedable” 😭✋
And ngl only clicked to see where Seb falls 💀✋
“He already has the maid fit on when u head home for dinner” 😳✋
The thumbnail makes me cackle 😭
Harvey with the word "Breedable?" mext to him😭😭😭😭
There is no hope for my humor
I freakin been HC Shane as a sub, but when this dude mentioned about him loving being a punching bag, I could see that, definitely with my framer lol
I think Jody is actually more breathable because she also had a kid as an older mother meaning her and Kent are having kinky time a lot more to have the oops baby as an older mother
"You can't tell me librarian isn't a sexy position"
* happiness noises *
shane is controversial because he would deffo choke you and stufffff.......... actually thinking abt it he could receive that as well..... maybe it's dependent on who he's with
I think we can all agree that he likes violence during intimacy lmao. He can be a switch and one night choke you and the other ask you to choke him
Was fully agreeing with everything you said then you had to slander my man Elliot. All jokes aside, very entertaining, laughed a lot. When you showed the Wizard I got whiplash because last night I was looking at Genderbend Stardew Valley fan art and the pixel art I found of the Wizard was kinda hot and it took me a couple seconds to remember and process that he wasn’t lowkey a mommy
Nah Demetrius is a sub and so is morris, powerful dudes are ALWAYS subs.
And Demetrius got with ROBIN--CARPENTER-ARMS-ROBIN. There's NO way she's not pegging him o3o
As a hardcore Elliot stan--he's a subby lil beeeetch >:I look at that fuckin hAIR. It's BEAUTIFUL >:I
I bet he has Leah pull it and shit.
Counter point given the relationship between Demetrius and Robin, maybe being good in bed is THE ONLY thing he's got going for him
This is the second most cursed Stardew Valley thing I've seen.
What's the most cursed?
@@reinerzufall1292 i want to know too
Swap Evelyn and George and it would beep 100% correct.
You are not going to tell me, that sweet little grandma is dominant.
And George? He’s a grumpy old man, like, back in his day it was normal to boss woman around, so that’s what he’ll do. (Even if that’s not how we should act at all)
Evelyn = Sweet Loving Grandma (will bake you cookies)
George = Grumpy Old Man (will steal your cookies)
I think thats the points, we like character that lookz more gentle as dom and character that looks more not gentle as sub.
Still waiting for a mod that lets us romance Gunther
Morris thinks he's dominant but he got clocked by Pierre in a heartbeat he's a sub
Harvey, submissive? He probably orders more people around than any other character and you're calling him submissive? Harvey is soft dom all day every day and that is the indisputable truth.
I’d give him switch. He just seems like a people pleaser that would go whichever way his partner preferred
So sorry man but you are wrong, Harvey is definitely sub
He's sub, just look at his heart events and how shy he is. He gets flustered so easily too
hey man I love your style, and the vibe you give is awesome. instant follow.
Thank you that means so much! :D