Haley at S is a legendary move. Honestly, I'm a sucker for a good redemption arc and she really makes waves as you get her further into the relationship and then marriage, when she completely realizes how materialistic she can be and tries to do better.
When I first played the game. I was thinking Seb, Sam, or even Alex(because of some of his heart events). I talked to Shane a lot because he was a jerk to me and I wanted to make him mad...then I got his first cutscene and decided okay, lets see where this man takes me. I am married to him in my first save now. He gives me over microwaved foods, fixes fences, "Waters" the garden, fills the cat's dish ect. Though his room leaves something to be desired lol. Edit: Pierre ignores his wife. She wants to spend time with him at events and he wants to make money. She 100% deserves better and his only "shining" moment is the post "Community center completion" scene. Like the game makes it seem like both Joja and Pierre are bad and you are choosing from the lesser of two evils, in that siding with Pierre keeps Joja from owning the town.
I agree with almost everything here, but I would bump Leah up to B, along with Penny. Both of them are wives,,, Women,,, Penny is so incredibly sweet, attentive, she does her best with the kids in the valley and wants them to have a bright future!! That is adorable and so compassionate!! Leah on the other hand, she's amongst the ones that actively have a social life. Like her and Elliot are THE MLM/WLW friendship and I love it. She's amazing and kicks ass and I KNOW SHE'S MUSCULAR I KNOW IT!! CA JUST LET HER BE BUILT I B E G.
I can't get over Penny's Two Heart event ngl. She completely disregarded the Autonomy of George and his wheelchair and you lose points when you remind her that consent exists.
@@Beanz-on-Toast I totally agree and honestly have a mod to change that event in terms of responses. Something tells me she honestly thought she was being helpful and half the responses we can give as the Farmer aren't too good either.
I agree with the comment about fighting children. If you have children, you have, at least once, fought a child. I have 5 young nieces and theyre always tryna square up and my 12yr old nephew is always throwin hands.
7:20 I totally agree 😭 I just had my second year flower dance and when I talked to Caroline she said something about wishing he would spend time with his family
Maybe I haven't looked hard enough but you're the first youtuber ive seen that likes Elliott? I've seen more than a few vids where the uploader really hates on him and it always bums me out lol. personally i don't really dislike any of the marriage candidates, though there are a few that i think are overrated.
Listen I mostly agree with this but HEAR ME OUT! Vincent is S++++ tier. I love him so much and wish to adopt him. Im a bit weird 😅 anyway great vid as always Jolie :) (I accidentally called you jolly bee once 😰)
I'm playing my first save as a male farmer and currently I'm at 10 hearts with Alex. I won't lie, I fell easily with the "dumb jock" motif but honestly? His backstory and character development as you increase your hearts with him just resonates with me in a way that's hard to describe. Probably because we have slightly similar experiences.
I saw Leah in C an was about to say...its the sculpture isn't it, I get it 😂 damn, Harvey got done dirty lmao this video shows concerning traits might I add 😅 agree with Pierre, even in vanilla he feels like a shit spouse tbh lol
Alex was my first husband and still my favorite bachelor.. probably cause I’m male farmer but I’m planning to play as female farmer too see what people mean 🥲
Haley at S is a legendary move. Honestly, I'm a sucker for a good redemption arc and she really makes waves as you get her further into the relationship and then marriage, when she completely realizes how materialistic she can be and tries to do better.
Yes I love character development 👏
"Marnie, my animals are starving, they're going to DIE!"
Marnie: *Staring at a microwave for 7 hours*
apparently it’s quintessential to her daily lifestyle
Its like that meme of an anime girl crying and the chad
The way Pierre punched morris was crazy tho I’m sorry but there is no way ur winning against that.
that was his fever dream, I’m not accepting that as canon 😤😤
Alex is just made for the male farmer and you can’t change my mind
When I first played the game. I was thinking Seb, Sam, or even Alex(because of some of his heart events). I talked to Shane a lot because he was a jerk to me and I wanted to make him mad...then I got his first cutscene and decided okay, lets see where this man takes me. I am married to him in my first save now. He gives me over microwaved foods, fixes fences, "Waters" the garden, fills the cat's dish ect. Though his room leaves something to be desired lol.
Edit: Pierre ignores his wife. She wants to spend time with him at events and he wants to make money. She 100% deserves better and his only "shining" moment is the post "Community center completion" scene. Like the game makes it seem like both Joja and Pierre are bad and you are choosing from the lesser of two evils, in that siding with Pierre keeps Joja from owning the town.
totally agree!
Ppl get mad at maru for that robot cutscene but i let her electro shock me all she wants
You’re right and you should say it
I agree with almost everything here, but I would bump Leah up to B, along with Penny. Both of them are wives,,, Women,,, Penny is so incredibly sweet, attentive, she does her best with the kids in the valley and wants them to have a bright future!! That is adorable and so compassionate!!
Leah on the other hand, she's amongst the ones that actively have a social life. Like her and Elliot are THE MLM/WLW friendship and I love it. She's amazing and kicks ass and I KNOW SHE'S MUSCULAR I KNOW IT!! CA JUST LET HER BE BUILT I B E G.
True, women 🔛🔝
I can't get over Penny's Two Heart event ngl. She completely disregarded the Autonomy of George and his wheelchair and you lose points when you remind her that consent exists.
@@Beanz-on-Toast I totally agree and honestly have a mod to change that event in terms of responses. Something tells me she honestly thought she was being helpful and half the responses we can give as the Farmer aren't too good either.
I'm kind of shocked Vincent and Jas didn't end up in the "i would destroy them" tier
I was peer pressured
@@joliefish 🤣
I feel like everyone underestimates Pierre. During the community center cut scene he literally punches Morris into orbit
He’s cool in that but also he’s kinda lame sauce most of the other times imo but ur right too!
I will forever hate Pierre for his Special Request Order. I wanna do a Jojamart save just to annoy him
You’re so real
My first experience with sam was "IS THAT GOHAN!?"
He might as well be 🔥
Ngl Shane was the only reason I brought stardew valley. S tier desverved
YEAH
You do realize that Clint has an almost endless arsenal I mean have you seen his display at the fair also abilgal trains almost every day
haley only deserves s tier
unless she yells at me for dying in the quarry mines
I would let her yell at me
Willifish is iconic, no need to delete it!
she lives on in my heart 🫡💔
I agree with the comment about fighting children. If you have children, you have, at least once, fought a child. I have 5 young nieces and theyre always tryna square up and my 12yr old nephew is always throwin hands.
I fought lots of children when I was a child so
7:20 I totally agree 😭 I just had my second year flower dance and when I talked to Caroline she said something about wishing he would spend time with his family
Shane deserves S tier. All the hate he gets is so unfair, he just a drunk sweet heart.
ok but did you really experience stardew properly if you didn't romance shane first and tried to fix him. i'm totally fine
a canon event to be clear 🫡
Maybe I haven't looked hard enough but you're the first youtuber ive seen that likes Elliott? I've seen more than a few vids where the uploader really hates on him and it always bums me out lol. personally i don't really dislike any of the marriage candidates, though there are a few that i think are overrated.
Yes I agree, none of them are THAT bad 👍
..I would also put Haley at S. No hesitation fr
a fellow intellectual
Listen I mostly agree with this but HEAR ME OUT! Vincent is S++++ tier. I love him so much and wish to adopt him. Im a bit weird 😅 anyway great vid as always Jolie :)
(I accidentally called you jolly bee once 😰)
the jolliest of bees 🐝 You can watch Vincent while I hang out with Jodi
“The MUSTACHE!”
🥸
first of all, how DARE YOU!!! Second of all, you right...
Did you learn nothing from our Yandere Alex/Haley video
@@joliefish I am so head empty it’s nutso
I love that you mentioned Emily is for the ladies, I wholeheartedly agree 😂 loopy fruity blue haired crystal weirdo I fell for her on first save
Justice for Abigail
No ❤️
@@joliefish Yes? ❤️
Hat mouse stocks up when you get in game achievements, which is why there’s not much at the start.
I'm playing my first save as a male farmer and currently I'm at 10 hearts with Alex. I won't lie, I fell easily with the "dumb jock" motif but honestly? His backstory and character development as you increase your hearts with him just resonates with me in a way that's hard to describe. Probably because we have slightly similar experiences.
“She would form Voltron” I was on the floor rolling when I heard that 😂
nice choicesss i agre with haley at S bcuz she was my first chioce 🤗🤗🤗
but i went with alex or penny after lmao
fair fair
YOU ARE SO PRETTY
Aw thank you! 😊
I saw Leah in C an was about to say...its the sculpture isn't it, I get it 😂 damn, Harvey got done dirty lmao this video shows concerning traits might I add 😅 agree with Pierre, even in vanilla he feels like a shit spouse tbh lol
nooo surely I’m mentally well and so right
Yes...sure...let's go with that 👀
Thank you for intruding me to Stardew valley. :)
aw I’m happy that I could! ❤️
OMG I SEE MYSELF IN THE CHAT!!!
SEEING SHANE PUT IN S TIER AGAIN HURTS
YEAHHH
Haley grew on me after I watched Encanto and saw how similar she is to Isabela
Bfr marnie and lewis are literally sneaky links for no reason
Ty for another quality video 🌺. Haley in S tier is the only right answer \ (•◡•) /
YES! 🙌
Im with you on Sam's hair being the worst thing about himmmm
You are my favorite TH-camr
I’m honored!! 🥺💙
When is the next video coming?
Can’t wait!!!
Very soon!! Thanks for being patient! ❤️❤️🥺
No you dont like jas because she thinks you smell like crusty grass
Exactly
1:14 Elliot in any tier higher than c is a crime
2:48 also Sam was my first stardew love why did you do him so dirty
YESSSSSSS!!!! FINALLY! Someone actually knows Maru is top quality S TEIR!!
I wonder why I ever married Penny. I went after Alex after divorcing her.
joliefish
So true
Hi I think you would be the traveling cart lady because you are very pretty
First and foremost (I love your videos)
YAY good job!! ty 🥺
Maru will forever be my wife 😊😊😊😊
Mine too
Jodi is my favourite mommy
Alex and hailey are for the gays and lesbians respectively
Elliot is also for the gays but in a different way
In the next video can you play your first stardew world
I wouldn't fight George cuz hes in a wheelchair
jolie you a real one and you're so pretty
Thank you!! 🥹
Krobus 💜 Junimo’s 💜 and women 💜💜 🏳️🌈
agreed 💜
Nah that's Pierre slander.
YEAH! Shane is the best
HELLO YOUR SO PRETTY?? IVE NEVER SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE SOMEHOW??
Haley is bae (my girlfriend is gonna kill me 😂)
o7
And she as the stuff tha I did.
hi
HI
@@joliefish Wha ain't no way
Early and 22th
🙌🙌🙌
Twenty sirth
i LOVE sebastian why dont yall 🤨🤨🤨
Alex was my first husband and still my favorite bachelor.. probably cause I’m male farmer but I’m planning to play as female farmer too see what people mean 🥲
that makes sense 🤭
yeah alex isn't nearly as good with a female farmer. he's for the boys truly