The Best of the Cold Opens - Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Mashup)
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- Check out the best of Brooklyn Nine-Nine's cold opens, including impressions of Holt, the squad trying to figure out who "Kelly" is and Holt's sprained wrist.
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The Best of the Cold Opens - Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Mashup)
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Holt saying "Marshed Mellow" instead of marshmellow is the most Holt thing ever.
*mallow
marshmallow
@@freebornfloor1600 really?
@@dinodino3866 it's what Captain Holt would have wanted.
@@dinodino3866 as much as i hate people who correct someone’s grammar/spelling.. it IS what holt would have wanted.
@@freebornfloor1600 I happily agree with you and loved it completely but Holt did not use contractions 😉 bahahaha
"because no one will ever believe you" is still the best opening ever for me
Yeahhhhh
Yep
"He's in a fightclub" xD
Nah the backstreet boys cold open was the best
@@elstonngunn4193 you aint lie😂😂😂
"Weast infection" will always be one of my favourites. I could literally watch the stifled laughter from Charles and the straight face from Jake forever.
I don’t get it
@@cailloufan97 weast sounds like yeast. Like yeast infection.
@@aerocker41 I know but why is it so funny?
@@cailloufan97 It isn't. That's the point.
@@cailloufan97 It's not really funny, hence Jake's face. But that's the funny part, is seeing Jake's stoic reaction and Charles trying to stifle his laughter only to say "LIKE YEAST" It's a funny scene is all, one of the best cold opens imo.
"well then why am I bleeding?"
"I DON'T KNOW HITCHCOCK"
this show is my favorite for a reason
I love that
1- he was bit by a human being
2- it probably happened at home and he just didn't bother to patch it up/change clothes
The more I think about it, the funnier it gets
@@annakareninacamara6580it was his son in law, meaning an adult
"why are you telling me this"
"Because no one. . .will ever believe you"
That was gold
Jason: *Reals back in horror*
Jigsaw Killer:"....wow, Wow, calm down buddy!"
Joker: "Have some compassion for the guy!"
Caleb Byrnes time stamp plz
Jake: Why are you telling me this?
Me, a Hamilton fan: *Im BeInG hOnEsT, I’m WoRkIng wItH a ThIrD oF oUr CoNgResS hAs PrOmIsEd*
yes, we watched the video too. thanks.
The zooms during the Diane Weist infection open is cinematic perfection.
my favourite one definitely
it's *chef's kiss
I never understood the Diana Weist one. Would someone mind explaining?
@@juliacorreal Diane weist plays the main character in bullets over Broadway (the thing boyle was watching over the weekend) and he was trying to be funny by making it into a pun but Jake wouldn't let him have it which is why he ended up saying "LIKE YEAST!"
LIKE YEAST
"BULLSEYE"
"BOOYAAH"
"babushka"
"BABUSHKAAAAAA"
Cawabanga
One of my fav lines man aaah
BOOYAKASHAAAA
Grandma!
*Flashbacks to Among Us*
I can never listen to 'I Want It That Way' without singing 'now number 5' myself now.
Will u say "Chills, literal chills" too after the reff?
The guy who plays Holt deserves an Emmy I swear😂
he’s been nominated three times but he’s never won 😂 😭
Andre Braugher has won 2 Emmys actually. 1998 for Homicide: Life on the Street and 2006 for Thief. Side note Thief was a great show that unfortunately FX cancelled after 1 season.
He was amazing in Duets as well. Guy has huge range
This was Andre's first comedy act. Before this he went to Juilliard and had lots of serious roles.
@@philipsangalang5077 He's a funny case--he's won numerous awards and it seems like he's almost always doing something and getting recognized for it, but I always think, "Why isn't he bigger?"
“why are you telling me this?”
“because no one will ever believe you”
the most evil line in the whole show, change my mind
"You sick son of a b$tch...."
Favorite part of the whole video
They way he backs away always gets me. So slick.
It's even better because it's towards the end of season 1, the season that's all about Holt's introduction and his clash with Jake. Him pranking Jake in this way shows he's getting on his level and integrating into the team.
When holt et jake are in Florida and holt works at the playzone
''Carly will be the first to go''
Priceless scene, Holt have the best delivery i've ever seen
idk i feel like when kevin told jake he'd stick knitting needles into his eyes that was pretty up there
There should be a spin off series of young Hitchcock and Scully.
I would do really bad things for us to have that
and young holt and maybe Terry
And one of Jake and Gina growing up together
@@person-vx9wl yes a thousand times yes
We might finally learn the truth about Detective Daniels ;).
Jake: “Wait where are my eggs?”
Holt: “In my BELLY!”
NOW GET A MOVE ON!!! It’s heist time.
@@remychase I love HALLOWEEN!
@@isabellabuchanan5869 *intro music plays*
I’m just really mad I can hear their voices 😂
AH
"My hands are covered in butter from making butter."
Classic.
I love how no one questions this🤣
My absolute favorite line. Possibly in the entire series
He even dreams about butter, which makes it better
we love an umbrella academy and a brooklyn 99 fan
I never understood why this one was so outlandish. I make butter too? Ig it's weird that he didn't clean up before getting to work.
12:24 Literally every word spoken (apart from the 3 spoken by Terry) in this scene starts with the letter B
I never noticed omg
I noticed that too!
There was also “AHHHHHH”
@@pohorex6834 actually if you listen close it's "BAHHHHH" so this was absolutely intentional
Beautiful
Jake : Moves the podium by half inch
Holt : You're crazy!!! How did you pull this off???😂😂😂
I love that one it’s so wholesome
Love how Jake and Amy are married and live with each other and Jake still manages to be late lol
That cold open was before they got together
@@justjoannak no, it was in season 6, they were already married
Andrea Lombardo Actually season 2 episode 6, in 3:32 so they weren’t even dating yet.
@@Juliana-tf7zh msufan's talking about 12:58 where Jake is late, not 3:32 where Amy is late.
Patrick Corby I thought it’s bc Amy got a promotion and is managing some younger guys so she comes in earlier
"Santiago, you will tell us and you will tell us NOW!"
"...There's a problem at bank."
"HOT DAMM!"
In hindsight, it's a great way to foreshadow Holt's gambling problem.
PokerPlayerJames Nah man, that line was improvised, thats why it cuts away super quickly after he yells. Everyone broke character.
@@skittlezkawaii5604 Hence the word "Hindsight". 🙄
4:03 you can see see Rosa already breaking
HILARIOUS😂😭
One of the best parts of this show is the Cold Opens, never disappoints.
4:03 Captain Holt is the funniest guy.
He made even hard boiled Rosa to crack
Perhaps it was Stephanie, not Rosa.
Im so glad brooklyn99 didnt add the background laughing to the show
right? i think it's so much funnier when there isn't any
Oftentimes when the laugh track comes on and I don't laugh, I wonder if it's my sense of humor that's the problem or the bar is set way too low
@@jp4431 th bar is just set to low
One more like and 500 likes to ur comment.
@@jp4431 nah it's literally the director being like "this is a funny, laugh or ur stoopid" even if it's a terrible joke you will still hear the audience convulsing
In season 7 they confirm that Kelly is both his dog AND wife, they are separate people, but both named Kelly
Thanks!!
Maeve Mallory np!
Then we still don't know which Kelly he is talking about in that episode hahaha XD
But which Kelly was he talking about
@@YoyIeCake we might never know
The Backstreet Boys cold open is the reason why I'm terribly addicted to this TV show
plot twist: Kelly was Scully’s ex and he named his dog after her.
Nah it’s both his wife and his dog 😂
Uh huh after watching season 7. I see you 😂😂😂
That explains everything
Or that he often forgets his wife's name
And hence named it after dog 😂
The Backstreet Boys song opening has its own fandom and we all know that
Literally the only reason i know the song. If i ever hear it without the "now number five" ill be so confused
I literally cannot hear the original without “now number 5” anymore
i started watch because i saw that opening on 9gag once upon a time.
Lol yeah i dont even like that episode, i just watch it for the opening
this is literally so true
What if Captain Holt overheard them doing the Holt-off impression and decided to do Boyle's impression of him just to mess with them, Jake especially.
Honestly that's what I thought happened, and it made it that much funnier to me XD
I think it's funnier if that was his genuine reaction
I don't think so. You see, everyone injects a bit of themselves into their impressions: Terry: gluten/healthiness of food, Rosa: sweetness, Gina: looks, Jake: not being liked. Boyle on the other hand shows true empathy. He cares about people which is why he gets them.
I see him do so
@@shyguy9302 you mean game theory!
I love it when some actors just own the roles so much...Holt's casting is so spot on
10:20 You can literally see her heart break when she recognizes the murderer. This scene is SO good omg
We really need to appreciate how the actors who played young Htchcock and Scully have the same delivery and accent
True
Young scully actually played young auqaman on smallville and hawk on titans
Blue mountain state Tad lol
@@thomasbliss8485 his real name is Kevin though, just don't tell anyone or he'll beat you up
trueeee!
how tf did andy and joe keep a straight face during the diane weist scene
Lima Given the way it was cut, I don’t think they did
Best part is how they stare each other down, one in anger, the other is complete amusement.
I could see jo about to break character by the he was touching his lips and also I would love to see bloopers to this
Well, they got paid for it.
Probably about 30 takes
11:30 was the biggest twist... EVER
Rosa's smile at 4:04 is so pure OMG
How did Holt's character end up being the funniest
Simple, he is the dad of the group, if he ain't funny while being serious or creative about it, he ain't being a dad.
@@Red-hc3if I have to add that his seriousness adds a lot of hilarity to his jokes. Props to Andre Braugher for that too.
He is the creed of B911
deadpan drama
@@MacMyKitty creed Bratton is creed Bratton
"so we're all fine?" "Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep yep yep yep yep yepyepyepyepyep"
It's amazing how they managed to go throught this scene in straight face 🤣
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep yep yep.
Tell me I wasn't the only one who thought of the Sesame Street martians when they said that
Cool cool cool co cocococo cool
Let’s go Abed
"Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a mistake"
"NOW NUMBER FIVE"
iconic
"I Want it that Way" will always be the absolute funniest scene in the history of television.
The world deserves an Hitchcock and Young Scully spin-off.
Yes
A young hitchcock and scully spin-off, in which the old hitchcock and scully begin each episode by recanting stories of cases past!!! It could be epically hilarious!!
Surely but Andy sandberg would have to be a producer still
@M E X I C A N S A T A N didn't even think of Gina.. imagine the show title..
I'm seeing either "Life With Linetti" or "Living 💯"
@M E X I C A N S A T A N nah Rosa's wouldn't be interesting shes too one note Gina would be great, and holt is basically a main after Jake
Anyone else wishes they could forget the entire show to watch all over again?
Yes me
Absolutely every day
Yes
yep need to wait long enough to forget
i don't need to forget to show to re watch it, i just re watch it for fun
I could literally just watch this show for the cold opens and still be entertained
You could tell it was number 5. Mans sang with his heart and SOUL
It should be a crime that Brooklyn 99 wasn't nominated for any Emmys this year
Am I the only one who sees the irony in that?
@@bluestwhale5876 I think 323 people see the irony in that comment
It should be treason for Fox to get rid of the show for lower tier garbage like Last Man Standing.
Game of Thrones was :|
Stevie yes but thank god for nbc. I feel nbc was the 99’s true home since the beginning, seeing as that’s where most of mike schur’s shows are
Andre Baugher deserves everything for being able to keep a straight face through the show
Ikr
Who did he play lol
@@maldbartin7263 Holt
@@kaiserrat70 thanks
Apparently he came from the drama world, this was his first endeavour into comedy and I think that made it even better. Hats off to Andre.
honestly i have not laughed harder in my life than i did at 'diane weist infection' the looks on their faces had me dead
12:20
"Bottles.
Boyle.
Bullpen.
B-b-b-b-b
Bottles,
Boyle,
Bullpen,
Bowling.
Behold,
Brooklyn
Buddies!
Boyle
Bullpen
Bottle
Bowling."
"Beautiful."
"Be
Brave
Bro,
Be
Brave.
Bowl!!"
"Baaaaaaaaah!"
"BAM!"
"Bullseye!"
"Booyah!"
"Babooshkaaa!"
"Babooshkaaa!!"
🤯🤯🤯
i'm willing to bet one of the writers woke up at 3 AM just to come up with this idea write it down and go to sleep
@@TslilTapiro and were having a terrible hangover.
The look on Rosa's face after the lady screams "Babushka!" and before everyone yells it makes me crack up more than anything.
wow this is wonderful--
I will never forgive you for making Young Hitchcock and Young Scully hot.
And not making a spinoff series based on them, they are awesome
And competent
And Hitchcock was on survivor season 22
Right??
That's Thad castle!!!!
Yes Kevin they moved it half an inch.
Funniest Stuff I have ever seen
A FULL half an inch LOL
I was DYING KEVIN DYYYYINNGGG!!!!!
😂😂😂😂
@@ahaanbohra5334 Kevin I was laughing quite vigorously in fact
i love how jake makes up games and stuff and everyone just rolls with it
Of course they would the games are great. Sure if it was anyone else they would be annoyed and dislike him but he is good enough at his job that it doesn't affect anyone else's job. I mean how can you hate a guy for messing around a lot when he's able to help you solve your "unsolvable" case WHILE messing around (and sometimes because he's messing around).
12:25 "Bottles, Boyle, Bullpen... (and so on)" has the same energy as "BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA"
Identity theft is not a joke, jim. 🤕
yasss! Was looking for this comment! Also how did they manage to put so many words starting with 'b' together?
The guy smiling right at Jake after Holt stopped dancing was soooo funny
It's my favourite part!
The last one had me dying.
"yOu gUys ArE CrAzY!!!!"
I came here for this comment 😂
Lmao me too 💀
Me too
Yeah😂😂
I was dying, Kevin, *dying*.
I'm so glad they actually captioned which episode each one is from.
ruchusk same, I’m not all caught up yet, so I could skip ones if needed
What's the meaning of "Cold Open"
JCProyect the little scenes before the theme song
Best cold open of all time is THE FULL BULLPEN
@@victoryteamtv Either that or Backstreet Boys
I’ll NEVER get over the “I want it that way” opening🥺❤️
CHILLS! LITERAL CHILL!!
Ahan same.🖤
"Maybe she fell into another dimensions where she's interesting", the greatest burn ever.
no one:
charles: LiKe yEaSt
This one is my absolute favourite!!!:D
LIkE yEaSt** first letter has to be lower case except when i comes after L
Yeah I think Boyle broke Jake with that one
I could not BREATHE
Somebody care to explain, never understood the joke. None native speaking english
“Like yeast!” 😂 always my favorite
can u explain what it means
@@iyamiks04 Boyle says he has a Dianne Weist infection, as a pun for yeast infection
Where is it in the video
@@bugthebeloved 6:04
6:03?
“my hands are covered in butter from making butter” is an exceptional one liner
I love how Stephanie Beatriz is genuinely smiling in a lot of takes when she's not the main on that shot. She's basically breaking character and her smile is worth much more than the value of any episode.
I love that last one. Especially after the opening credits where he's on the phone with Kevin and says "they moved it a full half inch. I'll tell you the entire story tonight." As if that wasn't already the whole story.
Tony Blake YES MY FAVE
And full half lmao this is so clever
Holt is the best
Knowing Holt, he would go into extreme detail about parking his car and coming up the elevator.
and how he asks how did you pull this off when it's pretty obvious how it went down
“Why is my phone always dead? I paid $13 for it.”
I’ve been there, man.
Gary Cooper read this just as he said it😂😂
my hands are all buttery from making butter
When young Scully and Hitchcock were so "alert" and "job doing" 😂💛
“Boyle says boom” is thee greatest cold open ever!
That is one of my all time favourite cold opens
"YOURE CRAZY?! HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF?!?!" will be my favorite foreverrrr
Id add the scene he calls Kevin afterwards to tell him all about it :))
Yes, Kevin, they moved it a full half inch. I'll tell you the entire story tonight. I love you as well. Goodbye
nice pfp
@@bagel8343 i like urs too
Time stamp?
I love seeing Rosa smile in the background when something goes down
Her smile is always so vicious, just like her character
Yo I was 666th like pog
the stare between Jake and Boyle at 6:15 lmao
How Andy didn’t break is beyond me. I guess all those years in SNL prepped him lmao
13:40 Holt really nails that Pete Townshend windmill strum!
9:43
Number 1: Killed that chin beard
Number 2: Killed that hair
Number 3: Killed that voice
Number 4: Killed those looks
Number 5: Killed her brother
Yassss
Ok but number 3’s looks and voice AND he didn’t kill the brother 😍
Estelle Boo right lmao..it was a plus sign he didn’t kill the brother
You killed the copy paste
5 was the most passionate while singing it, that was the tip-off
“You’re CRAZY, HOW DID YOU PULL THIS OFF”
🤣🤣🤣 I’m crying
this is my favorite
@@jhobebvillasor5936 me too!!!
I was just scrolling and hoping someone would appreciate this cold open.
It's even better that after the opening Holt is on the phone to Kevin telling him about it.. before he starts the meeting.
Who is here after the announcement that season 8 will be the last with just 10 episodes? 😭😭😭 Nine -Nine forever.
Bro,
“how did you pull this off”
Killed me
B99 has literally the best cold opens
Better than SNL.
The Office is really the only other show I've seen with cold opens as good as B99.
iamcoolerthanyou hehe you can’t forget the office
Tied with the office
Arkatox i would say Malcolm in the middle had amazing ones aswell
I doubt anything will ever beat the ‘I want it that way’ cold open. Every second of it, including all 5 perps and the woman identifying the perp were perfectly cast and Jake’s expressions were just amazing. Apart from that, the Hoola hooping one, the full bullpen, and the high 5 one are also memorable off the top of my head. The cold opens are a B99 speciality.
Chills, literally Chills..
I also like the Halloween one with Amy and Jake competing over who is more ready for the heist with Holt sitting by their bed in their bedroom.
ok but the four other perps should totally ditch the life of crime and start a boyband or smth.
Just wish they had cast the backstreet boys for that particular cold open.
I adore how all five guys just happen to know the lyrics.
When Holt shows up while Jake and Amy are in bed i just can’t 🤣 I’m dead 💀
Can you imagine if the office and Brooklyn 99 had a crossover? I could just see Dwight applying to become a detective here and just seeing how he would react with the rest of detectives.
Re-watching these, Rosa is actually smiling often when she's the background character
Breaking character in obviously hahaha
I think she’s smiling as often when she’s on screen! That faint smile is very often there when someone is embarrassing themselves or that she finds something funny
When nobody's looking at her.
I just noticed that too she can't keep it together when holt is doing his thing and I can understand that
I always notice since watching
Young Scully decking Costas boy at 11:06 has me wanting more of these bad boys backstory
The Backstreet Boys opening is what made me start watching the show.
Omg same
Same
Samezies!!
sameeee and I waited for that episode since season 1😂
Samesies
"Maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting" my god, gina makes me cackle
did anyone see Amy's face as she chants "Boyle Boyle" at when both Charles was dreaming about Jake being back? it's hilarious
12:10 This part will always be my favorite.
Holt: I’m already on my second cup
Rosa: This is my third
Jake: _silence_
R & C Gaming it was 683633638th cup
Hahahaha
“These are the Davidson’s. They want to know what happened to their missing grandmother...?”
“... _I have some deeply tragic news for you._ “
Now that a sad Thankgiving for that family. My guess is that their grandmother got kidnaped and kill with the body found at the park
*gobble gobble*
10:27 omg I forgot about that part
Holt and Boyle have the best one liners. They always have me in stitches
The way captain holt said “in my belly” was so funny and intimidating i couldnt even stop laughing.
Holt acts all straight edge and by the book, but in actuality, when it comes to Wuntch, he’s the most childish of the whole crew. 😂. I love that show.
6:12 Don't know how the 2 actors managed to control laughter for such a long time 😂
Where was Charles’ oldest “collar” opening?! Andy Samberg was genuinely laughing in that one!!
Totally agree! My favorite one other than the BSB line up.
"Backstreet Boys. I'm familiar." For some reason, I love the dramatic way Jake says that. Hhahahahahhaha
Also I love how Amy says she's 77 seconds late.
70
“Behold Brooklyn Buddies! Boyle Bullpen, Bottle Bowling.”
“Beautiful.”
“Be Brave, Bro.”
Bam!
@@KyleRayner12 Bulls-eye!
BABUSHAKAAAAAA
*awkward* *silence*
BABUSHKAAAAAA!
BABUSHKAAAAA
I just realized if Amy and Jake used the same car to get to work everyday, that means he would finally be on time for work.
I love the awkward silence as jake is contemplating why he is friends with Boyle when he tells jake he got a Diane weast infection
"I want it that way"
"Whoo chills, literal chills."
"It was number five, number 5 killed my brother"
"OhmygodIforgotaboutthatpart"
It’s the best one of the entire show imo
That one was gold
@@dudeudontknow341 Agreed. Second best for me is the Dianne Wiest infection.
My favorite cold opening, that and diane weast infection
Best part or Brooklyn 99
this show needs the same amount of recognition as Game of Thrones period
I prefer as it is. Remember what happened to Got? A crazy meltdown. Sometimes popularity can kill a show. BBT for example. I found this show last month and love it dont want it ruined
@@vitordebruim8634 what's BBT?
Pretty sure it deserves even more, there's almost no pressure build up to something that can't possibly be lived up to, each episode is its own satisfying experience because it makes me laugh or at least entertained
@@vitordebruim8634 touché. But they need more audiences tho or else they'd get cancelled.
@@fernandaelx7094 oh dont say that. I read an article they got cancelled by fox if Im not mistaken then renewed. I mean. Whats to dislike this series? Pure clean comedy and family friendly. Halloween episodes are my favorite so far s2
6:16 that blank-faced pause was everything.
The fact that Hitchcock and Scully were badasses is one of the most golden reveals ever.
3:22 Captain Holt savouring the look on Jake's face like a finished piece of art
He birthed that expression
Captain Holt does these things to Jake on purpose lmao
To make Jake better.
It also shows that he has became less strict and more open to the crew. He is always more fond of Jake than anybody but he doesn't make it too obvious.
Just some good old dad-son teasing
Lmao, "I will break you" followed up by trolling Jake in the way he knows it will hurt the most.
The Sculley + Hitchcock 80's flashback was _INSANE_ 🤘⚡
10:33 best opening ever
“Why is my phone always dead? I paid thirteen dollars for it!” Such an underrated line
Still waiting for number 3 to get a record deal.
Right?!!! I do a double take at his voice every single time
Suriya Farrow-Harris he’s actually in The Book of Mormon touring company.