"Marcus, I think we should break up" "That makes me feel sad, I am sad" "Your sadness is noted" "I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me"
RIP Captain Holt (Andre Braugher), I salute you and your extraordinary acting skills. Literally just finished watching all seasons of Brooklyn Nine Nine a couple of days ago 💔
my absolute favourite part of this series was how the team made holt- and by extension Kevin- more humanized and Kevin and holt made Jake more grown up, without sacrificing their core character traits as so many shows would do.
And there is still constant character growth, its realy realy cool how they managed that and you can feel the love for the show put in by everone involved
Emotion is a disadvantage in the police profession. If i resorted to anger in that moment, it wouldn't have made the situation more bearable. I do understand though that your recreation of this moment is meant as lighthearted fun. I therefore enjoyed your comment immensely. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.
"so we can't have pictures of our loved ones on our desks?!?!" "If you really loved someone you would remember what they look like." Best quote from the first episode should have been on here! Correction, season 2 episode 16 lol I guess the nature of the quote just made me think of how hardcore he was in the beginning before he turned into a "softy" lmao
I'm bi with a strong lean towards gay... And everything Holt says is true to me. If I was to ever lose my precious photo albums in a fire, I'd acknowledge it with a straightforward sentence. Emotions can be bottled up, especially if you are used to them being hidden and not addressed. A lot of people can be free in saying whatever comes to mind, but for people who have to hide their true selves, to not lose advantage in professional or social settings, hiding things becomes so natural, that if they say something like that, it might seem like "nothing" to an observer, but really it is a large opening up towards you. We are so used to bottling up feelings, that telling the truth, albeit in a "casual" way, is actually a big thing. I might be overthinking this. But a lot of people can't really be "themselves" and as such, if they announce anything of weight in an non-emotional way, it doesn't mean it's not emotional. It just means they have reprogrammed to just swallow the worst of it, and if they vent to you, it's all the more special, that they even allow you to know and be in the inner circle. Because they know the wrong people will just batter them more, and make life even harder. So if anyone closed and reserved opens up to you, even in this matter of fact way, know, that they trust you enough, to include you in their lives, and don't belittle their problems. Just see it as a different way of expressing the life they go through. Or it was just a funny sitcom stoic character being stoic and haha, might just be that. Anyways, my life is falling appart, and I can't bring myself to find help, because I feel like I am the source of the problem, so there is nothing to solve anyways, so why find help. Just hoping to power through it and get back on track. And don't bother with responses, I've already said too much. I don't need any responses doing the same.
These are my three favourites. Holt: Ouch. You have ran over my foot. I am in... Incredible pain. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Rosa: I think I'm pregnant. Holt: Oh... Oh..... Oh.... No... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Holt: That must be very difficult. Rosa: Wait, are you crying? Holt: Yes... Thank you for acknowledging my feelings. Rosa: Thank you for acknowledging mine. Holt: We're both great at this.
6:43 Holt: Go. Diaz: Marcus, I think we should break up. Holt: That makes me feel sad. I am sad. Diaz: Your sadness is noted. Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It’ll take me eight minutes to collect my things. I think that went very well.
I like how over the series Holt begins to show more emotion to the rest of the squad. He doesn't show emotion at the start because he's been through so much during his career he doesn't want to open himself up to potentially more abuse, but he grows to trust the squad more and more, and eventually becomes the sassiest bitch in the squad
@@solarmaru49 "Everyone else don't actually care" says the straight person as LGBT people are being killed and half their country is actively fighting to make gay marriage illegal.
1:10 That snap had GIRTH. It had VOLUME. It was so mellow yet so powerful. It was everything I aspire to be and so much more. That snap was MAGNIFICENT.
@@adelhelma6015 Rosa has stereotypes, every character in every piece of media has at least some. What the person above tried to say is that being gay/lesbian shouldn't be a stereotype, and that Holt and Rosa are examples of characters that don't have homosexuality as their only trait.
Exactly. You don't need an LGBT character to fulfill every annoying stereotype to be a memorable character. Honestly, those characters are just irritating
Where's the scene: Captain Holt: I will not be using a loophole, Peralta. As always, I'll be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole. Charles: You just said "hole" way too much, sir. Jake: And that's coming from Charles. Captain Holt: Yes, that's concerning.
Rosa : Marcus I think we should break up Holt : That makes me feel sad..I am sad Rosa : Your sadness is noted Holt : I feel acknowledged..Thank you for breaking up with me 😂😂😂Rosa and Holt's conversations are always freaking hilarious
Sneka kanagaraj My favorite thing ever is when after they first agree on a break up plan, Holt comes back later and said Kevin called them monsters 😂😂😂
10:00 TERRY: You look chipper captain you have a fun weekend? HOLT: There was a small fire in my home, I lost many photo albums of treasured memories pause HOLT: I'm devastated
"How do you even know he's in a bad mood, its impossible to read that guy" "THIS IS THE MOST INCOMPETENT, WORTHLESS REPORT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER SO HELP ME GOD YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT"
gweneth p I’ll give you a few examples. Mitch and Cam from Modern Family as well as the gay men in their friends circle are all a touch flamboyant or dramatic - close to the derogatory stereotype. There was a gay character in Mist but it was the same. Except Oscar Martinez from Office and Captain Holt from this show, I can’t think of well portrayed gay characters but I say Holt here because his role is more centric to the show’s plotlines than Oscar is in Office
Holt saying 'Yas Queen' and snapping his fingers is my new religion Edit: I’m glad this comment has gotten so many likes! the meeting for this new religion is this weekend, bring port.
He's a human male who sometimes has to play as a Straight Human male who's addicted to Strong female woman with heavy breasts and a thigh gap indicating the sheer lack of a penis
I Am Sorry.
_so confused_
i am sorry*
Erwin Smith maybe the person who wrote the comment is named Sorry, hence due to Sorry being a name, it is capitalised for the initial character.
When is season 6 coming
@@crydegolem4135 '-'
Holt and Rosa telling each other how wonderful they are at emotions is the most hilarious thing
Yazhini
What episode was that from?
@@previously4821 When Rosa and Marcus broke up. I don't know what else happened, maybe in Season 3.
@@previously4821 Season 3 Episode 6 Into the Woods
@@previously4821 its from seasons 2. must be episode 4, 5 or 6
"I think I am... Getting a text message."
"*Bloop* Ah, there it is."
Collier You need to learn how to use punctuation.
I laughed so loudly at this that I just scared my cat.
This was funnyer, written.
Best way out
@@m0npho752 How do you write it correctly?
Scully: It’s impossible to read that guy.
*cuts to a scene of Holt displaying maximum emotion*
Which episode is where the squad learn to read holt?
I am trying SO hard to find it 😂😂
@@alayrabail I think season 1 within first 3-4 episodes coz that’s when they were trying to figure out holt
@@Certifiedhater8423 thanks It’s episode 4 of season 1!
Woah its almost like that’s the joke
@@patenis5556 🤣
“Are you really playing the gay card right now?!”
“Yaas queen”
Kiribaku’s better ship name is Poprocks that moment was so funny
He could've play the Rank Card. Instead, he used the Gay Card. We stan Captain Dad
But like... Objectively, Terry was right.
Kiribaku’s better ship name is Poprocks
*Snap!*
I literally laughed SO HARD
Terry: It means you don’t have emojis on your phone
Holt: :(
Are you crazy? He was clearly thinking about his incredible honeymoon with Kevin!
😂😂😂😂😂 he was dumbfounded
That is deep because he doesn''t have emojis in his life either.
□□□□
Isn't that an iphone in his hand?
“Are you really playing the gay card?”
“Yeasss Queen”
*SNAP*
“You have kids and they would suffer greatly if you died, but I’m gay”
1k likes
Yass 👑
“You ran over my foot...
I am in...incredible pain”
😂😂😂
The pause dude! That's what killed me 💀💀
Rosa: I'm pregnant
Captain Holt: Are your senses...... heightened?
Rosa: I'm pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.
the reason why i started B99
"ouch."
I had never felt such pain as in that moment, besides when I was lightly stabbed.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
"Marcus, I think we should break up"
"That makes me feel sad, I am sad"
"Your sadness is noted"
"I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me"
I LAUGHED HARD LMAO
I remember that ep. Omg those too are iconic
I always loved their conversation the next day
Holt : Kevin said we were "Sociopaths".
Rosa : So you're gonna leave Kevin?
Rosa and Holt are so good at emotions... 😂
Best part 😂😂
RIP Captain Holt (Andre Braugher), I salute you and your extraordinary acting skills. Literally just finished watching all seasons of Brooklyn Nine Nine a couple of days ago 💔
“When a tempo isn’t specified, any reasonable person would default to lento.”
Mere C He isn’t wrong
T3H TIT4N I need a mashup of all of Holt’s opinions on music.
Fucking gold, when I first saw it I literally had to pause and laugh for a straight minute.
I would default to Allegro moderato
Me sightreading
So he is kinda like our grand captain!
Holt:
that.. is.. amazingly.. funny....
Amazingly funny.... told with a straight face with extremely monotonous tone. 🌝
I accidently spat out the water in my mouth when that scene happened. Lol
Nice to just see good 'ol Boyle get a clean win for once.
Brandt captain
I like how Holt and Rosa are meant to me the most emotionless characters on the show, but we’ve seen them cry more than any other character
Amy has cried most too, and Holt only cried like 1 or 2 times
Pretty sure we've only seen Holt and Rosa cry a couple of times. Jake hasn't cried much either. Amy and Charles have cried a lot more.
When you bottle stuff up it all comes out some day
“That was way too personal. No one needs to know you have sisters” 💀💀
Rosa: “I don’t want to talk about it” Holt: “I regret the words we’ve already spoken”
@@thehereandnow8673 his development over the series is amazing
"i just…erased, everything"
Never before have I vibed with someone so deeply as in the moment those words were spoken
You, lady, are hot.
I am feeeling trepidation at the prospect of parentless existence.
- Raymond Holt, seven years old.
Those words were lifted from my boyhood diary
@@aaronkenyon7112 verbatim, if im not mistaken
my absolute favourite part of this series was how the team made holt- and by extension Kevin- more humanized and Kevin and holt made Jake more grown up, without sacrificing their core character traits as so many shows would do.
And there is still constant character growth, its realy realy cool how they managed that and you can feel the love for the show put in by everone involved
I can't get over the box with a question mark joke. It is perfect
It really is
It’s either 😜 or 😙
I don’t always understand Ichiban Official’s texts. He sent it’s either a box with a question mark or yet another box with a question mark
Cuz he has no emotions. Even in his phone lmao
My sister in law once wrote < 3 to my mom, and my mom was convinced it was some sort of coded message, and that my sister in law was pregnant....
Rosa: I'm pregnant
Captain Holt: Are your senses...... heightened?
Rosa: I'm pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.
Naema Ahmed What season are those episodes from? Also with the lady as deputy chief commisionner? Is there a seventh season? I can’t figure it out.
@@cristina9202 it's not made up it actually happened when Rosa thought she was pregnant
@@Lucas_OBrien deputy chief is season 2
@@Lucas_OBrien season seven isnt out yet lol
@@Lucas_OBrien The no hole quote is s05e11 - The Favour.
The pregnant one is from s02e20
The “oh noooooo” when Rosa says she thinks she might be pregnant lmfao
"Go razmataz"
"Go razmataz"
"Go razmataz"
*says in a completely monotone voice with an emotionless face*
"I lost everything"
Emotion is a disadvantage in the police profession. If i resorted to anger in that moment, it wouldn't have made the situation more bearable. I do understand though that your recreation of this moment is meant as lighthearted fun. I therefore enjoyed your comment immensely.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt.
@@Jahu-qs2us the fact that there is a non capitalized "i" in this comment makes me feel some emotion.
@@Canadianvoice a mistake certainly. though the real holt would never be so careless.
😂😂😂😂
What are you talking about he looked completely devastated?
Dear Netflix,
This video gave me a lot of joy.
Sincerely,
Anna
Dear Anna
Your joy has been noted and much appreciated.
I have also felt much joy.
Sincerely
Salman
Why is this series not on Netflix
@@Historyguy-xu5ht it is, it’s called “Brooklyn nine-nine”
@@beybye8366 seasons from 6 aren't
@@appleWhisky43 they will be on march 26th
Most actors: "You can't be the funniest character on the show without expressing any emotion."
Andre Braugher: "Hold my soda pop."
hold my marshed mallow
@@shvy100 What is this glutinous monstrosity???!?
@@umar8050 looks like a sticky pillow
Hold my Marshed Mallows
Hold my Corgi.
"Booooonnnneeee"
Raymond holt
Tht scene will never not be funny
the no regretss gets me every time
That is the best scene in television history
BBBOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE
What happens in my bedroom detective is NONE of YOUR business
RIP Andre. You will forever be a TV icon
“GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER OR SO HELP ME GOD YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT”. Gets me everytime 😂😂
So funny 😆
That guy's unreadable. It's like what is he thinking? - Norm Scully
First time saw that’s clip I couldn’t breathe it was to funny
Has to be one of my favourite scenes - I watch half of these videos for that scene
@@elthpiano It is just so unexpected the first time you watch it xD
When holt gives himself the nickname VELVET THUNDER
Balthazar, meet...Penelope!
When he said velvet thunder it sent shocks through me from the sheer bravado that Andre Braugher has
It's not a nickname, it's a codename!
@@Aaron-jh5gc my codename is couch potato
@@IneptPotato but no pzazz! 👍
I just can't imagine how bad that report was to have Holt express his emotions like that. I need to know.
holt: i'm sorry
rosa: i'm sorry
holt: i'm sorry
rosa: i'm sorry
holt: i'm sorry
rosa: i'm sorry
holt: that's the one
Charles: Nikolaj
@@sylvesteraguilar1876 I feel like I'm saying it
@@sylvesteraguilar1876 IT'S PRONOUNCED NIKOLAJ
@@kenniboo nikolaz
@@swtnk7468 NikoLaJ
you ran over my foot
*im in incredible pain*
contractions...
...
...
...
*you are lying*
Pump pump
Don't forget the *outch*
Holt: “He was once my captain”
Boyle: “So he’s kind of like our Grand Captain.”
Holt: “That is amazingly funny.”
Boyle: ☺️
"The next chart shows the drop in the crime rate over the last month"
*I just......erased....everything*
Me making a presentation at school
I was in tears when I first saw that clip
I literally spit my drink out and feel on the floor lmao when i saw thar scene 😂😂😂 it was so smooth
Crime is no more.
When I first saw that episode, I snorted water out of my nose and replayed it at least 6 times 🤦♀️😂
How did they miss the Florida episode where he has to sing that kid happy birthday? 'D-d-d-d-d-d-d-Derek.'
If you look at it in a certain way and squint that on the loosisest of technicalities that isnt holt
@@tylersimmons3997 I will not be using a loophole, Peralta. As always, I'll be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole.
lmfao!!!!
xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx,
Charles: you just said “hole” WAY to many times
Jake: and that’s coming from Charles
@@emmaray6215yes that is concerning
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"Yes that's the one"
Good*
Best part is she did act it out in the best way at the very end. He was not wrong. :D
7:36
i still can't tell the difference, it's as hard as pronouncing nikolaj correctly
Rosa: I think I might be pregnant.
Holt: Oh. Oh. Oh, n-no
If Rosa and Holt ended up becoming related, the universe would implode.
New topic: The moons of Jupiter...
I can't remember what happened in this episode?
Can someone remind me?
@@rem4197 Rosa and Marcus went to Holt's home for dinner because Kevin invited them
"so we can't have pictures of our loved ones on our desks?!?!"
"If you really loved someone you would remember what they look like." Best quote from the first episode should have been on here! Correction, season 2 episode 16 lol I guess the nature of the quote just made me think of how hardcore he was in the beginning before he turned into a "softy" lmao
Yea ur right he gets into a really bad mood
The dramatic zoom in at 2:53 for "that... Was amazingly funny" gets me everytime. 😂
He’s the most non-dramatic drama queen ever
YASSSS queen
Perfect description
I'm bi with a strong lean towards gay...
And everything Holt says is true to me. If I was to ever lose my precious photo albums in a fire, I'd acknowledge it with a straightforward sentence. Emotions can be bottled up, especially if you are used to them being hidden and not addressed.
A lot of people can be free in saying whatever comes to mind, but for people who have to hide their true selves, to not lose advantage in professional or social settings, hiding things becomes so natural, that if they say something like that, it might seem like "nothing" to an observer, but really it is a large opening up towards you. We are so used to bottling up feelings, that telling the truth, albeit in a "casual" way, is actually a big thing.
I might be overthinking this. But a lot of people can't really be "themselves" and as such, if they announce anything of weight in an non-emotional way, it doesn't mean it's not emotional. It just means they have reprogrammed to just swallow the worst of it, and if they vent to you, it's all the more special, that they even allow you to know and be in the inner circle. Because they know the wrong people will just batter them more, and make life even harder.
So if anyone closed and reserved opens up to you, even in this matter of fact way, know, that they trust you enough, to include you in their lives, and don't belittle their problems. Just see it as a different way of expressing the life they go through.
Or it was just a funny sitcom stoic character being stoic and haha, might just be that.
Anyways, my life is falling appart, and I can't bring myself to find help, because I feel like I am the source of the problem, so there is nothing to solve anyways, so why find help. Just hoping to power through it and get back on track. And don't bother with responses, I've already said too much. I don't need any responses doing the same.
These are my three favourites.
Holt: Ouch. You have ran over my foot. I am in... Incredible pain.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rosa: I think I'm pregnant.
Holt: Oh... Oh..... Oh.... No...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Holt: That must be very difficult.
Rosa: Wait, are you crying?
Holt: Yes... Thank you for acknowledging my feelings.
Rosa: Thank you for acknowledging mine.
Holt: We're both great at this.
you could have just time-stamped
Setuptables but she didn’t so just shut up, this is fine too
No No lol when did I say they had to, or should have. I said COULD have, so stop being toxic, pls, it’s not funny or witty, just annoying. Thx.
@@nono1064 if you've ever used ifunny a lot of the commenters are like that lol
6:43
Holt: Go.
Diaz: Marcus, I think we should break up.
Holt: That makes me feel sad. I am sad.
Diaz: Your sadness is noted.
Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It’ll take me eight minutes to collect my things.
I think that went very well.
Jake was right - holt is a robot , but he is a robot that is unlocking new emotions and words
CANDY __ new emotion software is being downloaded with every new episode
He is a deviant
beep boop
zorp
He is a Connor
Like Lieutenant Commander Data.
"I am a human. I am a male human." is my all time favorite
*im a human male
Me too!
The fact you messed up a simple line makes me report you as a bot, you bot.
@@aa-to6ws I think you meant to say punk, punk.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
"I just erased everything" idk why but I felt that to my core. I died
I laughed for a full minute after seeing that.
“Yep, that fixes prison.” 😂
What episode is that?
@@busybee6733 Season 5 ep. 1 I think!
@@MadelMac thank you
Great comment, Mack, very well said.
Hands down my favourite character in the whole show... without him, the show wouldn’t be as funny
He's my favorite too, I love himm
Same 🙋
4:56 my favourite scene is when Holt yells at Scully about his report was worthless and Scully was like that guy is impossible to read
That’s 9:06
“I am in................incredible pain.”
Best character on the show. 🙌
The way Rosa smiles a bit more with each equal sign cracks me up.
I like how over the series Holt begins to show more emotion to the rest of the squad. He doesn't show emotion at the start because he's been through so much during his career he doesn't want to open himself up to potentially more abuse, but he grows to trust the squad more and more, and eventually becomes the sassiest bitch in the squad
Why not the
Holt's mum: I am shocked.
Holt: I am enraged. We are shocked and enraged
Jake: And we're all showing it.
A great gay character in a show without most of his jokes based on being gay.
A lot of gay people just looking for validation. When everyone else don’t actually care just carry on.
Yas queen
@@solarmaru49 "Everyone else don't actually care" says the straight person as LGBT people are being killed and half their country is actively fighting to make gay marriage illegal.
His characters jokes are based on his robotic personality
But when they are present, they are good
“Are you really playing the gay card right now?”
“Yas queen.”
Andre Braugher deserves an Emmy every single year he does Holt!
1:10 That snap had GIRTH. It had VOLUME. It was so mellow yet so powerful. It was everything I aspire to be and so much more. That snap was MAGNIFICENT.
It's called Gravitas!
that.. is not what girth means lmfao
Thanos could never🙄
He birthed that snap
"Those lines were lifted, verbatim, from my boyhood diary" LMAOOOOOOO
Rosa and Holt are the proof that you don’t need a gay character full of stereotypes to make it work
Rosa is EXTREMELY stereotypically wlw though.
@@adelhelma6015
Rosa has stereotypes, every character in every piece of media has at least some.
What the person above tried to say is that being gay/lesbian shouldn't be a stereotype, and that Holt and Rosa are examples of characters that don't have homosexuality as their only trait.
funny, when I think of them, I get that there's so much more about a character than only one aspect of their personality.
Exactly why Sex and the City is horrible and any woman who admits to liking it has lost my respect.
Exactly. You don't need an LGBT character to fulfill every annoying stereotype to be a memorable character. Honestly, those characters are just irritating
"Go Rasmatazz, go Rasmatazz, go Rasmatazz.... I've lost everything" 🤣🤣🤣
Took me a while to understand that "Go, Rasmatazz" was his peak of excitement, then nothing when he loses everything.
“That is without question the funniest story I’ve ever heard”
Funniest line for me
@@foserk7063 for me as well 😂
That line doesn't get nearly as much appreciation it deserves.
I was going through some tough times when this show came out, but the entire cast always made me smile.
RIP Captain Holt.
Jake thinks he's Holt's favourite child but it's actually Rosa.
Stop It
jacarandadancer no it’s Jake 😡
Amy is crying somewhere in a corner
I mean that's funny but completely uncorrect.
@@CherryBlossom3x3 incorrect*
Where's the scene:
Captain Holt: I will not be using a loophole, Peralta. As always, I'll be using the main hole or no hole. I choose no hole.
Charles: You just said "hole" way too much, sir.
Jake: And that's coming from Charles.
Captain Holt: Yes, that's concerning.
I loved it😂😂😂
Lol yes I need to watch that episode again
Incredible scene
"You're more the biker type, I've seen you use a toothpick in public"
Rosa's and Holt's conversations about human emotions are the best parts of the whole show
Best Holt is Attempting to Pass As Straight Holt. It is known.
"there is nothing sexier on an woman than the clear absence of a penis"
She was such a strong female woman
Oh you know me... I see a pair of thick, weighty breasts, and all logic flies out the window
with heavy breasts
As a classical music fan, I can confirm that Captain Holt is an accurate example of our community
My favourite Holt is sassy Holt😮😮😮
Deputy chief wunch...youve aged
Omg yessssss sexi holt !?
Yas queen.
*snaps*
Straight Holt all the way with his female wife
Nah bitch, I’m not being petty
he's simultaenously the most and the LEAST dramatic person on the show, a whole ass drama queen
edit: HOLY SHIT 2.6K?? TYSM!!
*yas queen* - Captain Raymond Holt
king
CONGRATZ! YOU WIN NOTHING 8======D
This is without question, funniest comment i have read.
He would be unhappy though, because you misspelt simultaneously
we are gonna miss andre so bad
Yas Queen! *snap*
Imagine thanos saying that
@@fazemonkey2698 oh please god no. I would visibly cringe
Rosa : Marcus I think we should break up
Holt : That makes me feel sad..I am sad
Rosa : Your sadness is noted
Holt : I feel acknowledged..Thank you for breaking up with me
😂😂😂Rosa and Holt's conversations are always freaking hilarious
Sneka kanagaraj My favorite thing ever is when after they first agree on a break up plan, Holt comes back later and said Kevin called them monsters 😂😂😂
@@fireflyeclipse Quote-unquote, sociopaths 😐
Sneka kanagaraj it will take me 8 minutes to collect my things
I don't get why you just repeated the scene in the comments
shad bc it’s funny
10:00
TERRY: You look chipper captain you have a fun weekend?
HOLT: There was a small fire in my home, I lost many photo albums of treasured memories
pause
HOLT: I'm devastated
_is_ he?
@@Resi1ience🤷
I aspire to have the emotional range of Captain Holt
Rodrigoooooooooo!
Spoken like a true football commentator
"How do you even know he's in a bad mood, its impossible to read that guy"
"THIS IS THE MOST INCOMPETENT, WORTHLESS REPORT I HAVE EVER READ IN MY LIFE! GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER SO HELP ME GOD YOU WONT LIVE TO SEE RETIREMENT"
Tfse 😭😭
The futility of lightning candles only to blow them out immediately is just one reason I find children's birthday parties impractical.
Dry deadpan sense of humor is what Ray Holt is all about.
No shit? Really.
@@flumpyhumpy Take a chill pill.
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 I will not. Fuck chill pills! Fuck 'em! :-p
8:48 Jake’s reaction to Holts charm is unparalleled
HAD IT BOTH WAYS!
no regrets.
Best line of B99.
Forever😂😭😂
No ragrettz*
Read this as he said it.
“Had it both ways” title of your sex tape
@@Pyrokinetic333 ahahahahaahah
Captain Holt - the only gay character in a show/film I have ever seen where the character traits take precedence over the character being gay.
Do any of the Crystal Gems in “Steven Universe” count? I mean, they are a multitude of space lesbians
Damn you need to watch more TV shows then.
And being gay/embracing one's sexuality can be,, a personality trait.
gweneth p I’ll give you a few examples. Mitch and Cam from Modern Family as well as the gay men in their friends circle are all a touch flamboyant or dramatic - close to the derogatory stereotype. There was a gay character in Mist but it was the same. Except Oscar Martinez from Office and Captain Holt from this show, I can’t think of well portrayed gay characters but I say Holt here because his role is more centric to the show’s plotlines than Oscar is in Office
Seen Buffy way too long ago but I always liked Willow.
Money heist part 5
Let there be Lento Forever, O Captain Our Captain. RIP Andre and Thank you 🙏
Hands down my favorite character on the show. He's hilarious with every other character in the show. His chemistry with everyone is divine
This man is an emotional roller coaster
I am, indeed, what they call a 'fun' human being.
Sincerely,
Raymond Holt
are you really playing the gay card right now?
yas queen
*snap*
Pretty sure its 'gas screen'
vileofevil78 OMG🤣🤣
The only thing missing from that was the tongue click
Amanda Tångring snap
Never thought someone with such a lack of interesting personality would be such an intriguing character
It's because of his duality, he could be so boring and at the same time the most funniest character on the series.
just like kawhi leonard
@@Viqtor best defense this decade.
The writers were so good... This show didn't need canned laughter cause you knew when the joke was funny.
WUNCH TIME IS OVER!
HA HAD IT BOTH WAYS!!
*No regrets*
EIGHT equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign CAPITAL D
What does it mean
Oh, I see what this is. This is a -
Yup
@@madhuridilipkumar1017 it means exactly what it looks like. Sorry if the following unsolicited picture is too graphic lol.
*8=======D*
Oh okkkk!!!! Got it 🤣🤣
rest in peace thank you for making us laugh and or cry every time we see these scenes
Which piece?
oh shit auto correct i meant peace@@ImNotaRussianBot
Hello.
You are thinking of Gina.
@@marshallislandsg5630 No, Gina is a state of being.
In a way, we were all Raymond Holt today.
@@philippaettrick7012 You're right, Raymond Holt
It’s a religion.
"I assure you, my mother is not a vibrator." - should've been included here hahaha
"And yet crime continues" wahile talking to Terry is my favourite one
Paolo Pabalinas I have never seen that scene 😂
👏🏿HOT DAYUM!!!
One of the best lines in the show
May I ask what episode this is?
"Yas, queen" **sassy finger snap**
That moment... was everything for me
Give the man his Emmy
BRUH I DIED LOL
“You look chipper Captain”
“I had a small fire at home...im devastated”
3:36 "No Regrets"-Captain Holt
The "brant/grandcaptain" line is still one of the best puns ever delivered in this show
Who’s gonna tell him
I don’t get it?
@@NATETHEHATE819 what
@@jezusmylord bro it been two years and I was baked outta my mind ,so I got no clue
@@NATETHEHATE819 nice one, keep it up
Holt saying 'Yas Queen' and snapping his fingers is my new religion
Edit: I’m glad this comment has gotten so many likes! the meeting for this new religion is this weekend, bring port.
derpy squid Holt in that scene is a mood
The snap was more powerful than Thanos’
Same. Where do we meet?
A Potato nakatomi plaza
derpy squid and the drink of choice is orange soda
RIP Captain Holt. Thanks for the laughs ❤
The 2 dislikes are from Wuntch and The Vulture
Wuntch fuckin died
Gina "Twitter thinks you're a bot."
Captain Holt "Why? I'm a human! I'm a human male!"
one of my favorite Holt-isms
He's a human male who sometimes has to play as a Straight Human male who's addicted to Strong female woman with heavy breasts and a thigh gap indicating the sheer lack of a penis
@@KeeBay30 best description ever lmao
@@thomas-stilinski8149 well thanks. Just stating them facts
That joke hasn't aged well, primarily because Twitter hasn't. Imagine getting banned for being a bot these days.
" I am captain Raymond Holt, wassup" - man who understands emotion.
"next topic... the moons of Jupiter" me in every social interaction
I hate that I have an opinion in this. Callisto is the best one
@@vebz_6872 don't fight it, live your truth
"you heard about pluto? that's messed up"
Holts reaction to Rosa telling him she is pregnant is my favourite thing ever
Ooohhh...... Nooooooo