Also it's true when you read it in a cosmic scale. Sure the chance a giant turtle with a disc world on it is impossibly unlikely the universe is big and there's probably no one better than a wizard to discuss how something impossible might happen more times than not. Now to be clear that ain't a reason to start believing in actual alien sightings with blury pictures and assuming stuff just exists
@@feritperliare2890 true, very true! but there are still some impossible things I believe and I ain't gonna be ditching em (don't worry, it's not the things that are supported by vague evidence.. they either have a hard proof or completely hold onto my faith, but that doesn't stop Me from being in touch with da science)
YES!!! Me too! Saw this 3 years ago, or so, and since then, I never forgot it! Also been looking for the video I saw that scene ever since, almost, finally found it again! It is such an amazing quote!
I think it's just plain tragic that this project was never completed, because this trailer is sooo fantastic! Reaper Man is such a fine book, too. Well, we can't have everything....sigh ;)
So they think he's traveling from the birth place to the time of mating where it will join with other turtles in repeated passionate union......it's called the big bang theory!
@@wesleyhunt7599 It wouldn't make sense if that were the case. The whole series is filled with jokes like "We're better than cheeses" and the orgy joke was one of them.
They changed this Albert into the one seen in Soul Music, because they felt it was too cartoony. This was after all the wizard that tried to defeat Death, failed and instead decided to work for him.
yeah it's a ways in the death series. First is mort, then reaper man, after is soul music then hogfather and next is the thief of time. not sure if I am missing anything. It doesn't really star death but I would say there is plenty of him in it. The events of Mort are kinda a shock wave felt through the whole of the death series. That is all I am giving for spoilers and it isn't much
but if you are looking for death in the books he is in all of them but 1 and all the books are good. The death series is a good starting place. I have found each series has it's antagonists death's don't pop up till reaper man.
If the auditors of reality didn't do their job, then every imaginative construct would begin to question what they were doing, meaning that they would eventually not continue to do what they were imagined to do. Then all the fundamental basics of human beliefs would be compromised. If imagined constructs started to stray from how they were actually imagined, then how could humans believe in them, as they could not recognise them?
Appropriate use of the "melted clock" in a desert scene, reminiscent of the works of Salvador Dali. Dali also painted a famous surrealist piece depicting four elephants carrying a great building upon their backs.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!! DEATH lost his job and now his time is running out?! DEATH is going to DIE?! AND he is HAPPY about it?! HAPPY that he has some last moments to spend?! Oh god... now I'm getting another Discworld-headache...
@lunaslairnyc The rest of the story is the book called "Reaper Man". Or, if you wanted a loose, but possibly more fun way to resolve it, the game Discworld 2: Missing Presumed. Death goes to work on a farm with the ageing Mrs Flitworth. And his absence causes untold chaos.
It's difficult to broadcast those shades of black though, just as it's tricky to find the right RGB balance to portray octarine, so they just went with the cheaper option. :)
It doesn't look too bad at first, but when it gets to the Auditors, I'm kind of glad this didn't get made further. They're colourful, and they're all different from each other. Could that be missing the point more? Then again, I see the same people made two decent adaptations too, so I guess that one detail isn't that indicative of their ability.
This is a story about life and about Death. Not death with a little d, but Death with a big D, as in Death the person. It's a story about life and Death and how one depends very much on the other. It's also a story about a world. And here it comes now, right on cue. This is Great A'Tuin, the Star Turtle. He is ten thousand miles long, as old as time, and as patient as a brick. He is from another universe, and there is no need to tell you that he is a very very rare creature. Fortunately, there is no part of him which is the slightest use as an aphrodisiac, and you wouldn't catch me trying to get it off him if there was. The great cosmological question of the age is: Where has he come from, and where is he going to? The popular theory is that he is traveling from the birthplace to the time of mating. There, he will meet with other turtles, and they will all join in repeated and passionate union. This is known as the Big Bang Theory. On his shell, Great A'Tuin carries four giant elephants: Berilia and Tubul, Great T'Phon and Jerakeen. On their enormous shoulders, they carry the great round wheel of: the Discworld. This is Death's house and that is Death's horse. His name is Binky. For being too much of a personality and having doubts about his job, Death with a capital D has just been fired. But they're letting him keep the horse. And there you have it. At this moment, there is no Death on the Discworld. Death's been fired. No one to swing the scythe and no one to collect the souls. Which means those souls are not at rest. They're neither here nor there. They're what you and I might call... zombies. The fine old rumpus that's going to cause. And that's the story that I'm going to tell you. How life and Death depend on each other absolutely... to be continued...
They made those boring lord of the rings books into great movies.... now they just need to do it for discworld. Split each book into a couple movies could be 80 or so great movies waiting to happen.
No saying lord of the rings was boring but they made great movies out of it so what could they do if they put that type of budget and effort into really good books like discworld.
I loved the movies and the book the Hobbit was good but the lord of the rings books were just so damn slow. So much walking. Felt like endless filler. But just imagine if they put the effort and money into Discworld movies that they did into the lord of the rings movies. It could be amazing.
I've watched this in 2005, if I'm not mistaken. Now on rewatch the narrator sounds like The Narrator from The Stanley Parable, ¡probably it's the same guy! btw @alvianta , are You still alive?
Try "Guards Guards", it's a good introduction to the disk. You could the read the rest of the Watch series: , Men at Arms , Feet of Clay , Jingo, The Fifth Elephant , Night Watch, Thud! and Snuff. Have a look at www.goodreads.com/series/109517-discworld---witches-series
Sadly you can't the show was canceled before it was finished. You can still watch wyrd sisters and Soul music. If you want the full version of reaper man I suggest you find a good bookstore.
@@Uatemysoul Horrible shame why there hardly any movies or cartoons based on the Discworld books and we all get was 2 very complicated video games! lmao XD I guess it must be those reasons why Discworld wasn't as hot selling like Harry Potter or Witch Academia, another problem is that the writer of the books died several years ago but he has a relative reported taking over for the rights of the reprints but are there new stories being released?! Will Discworld ever have a real decent comeback with better merchandising and maybe better animated or live action adaptations?
I always love that "Million to one chances crop up nine times out of ten" line!
Also it's true when you read it in a cosmic scale.
Sure the chance a giant turtle with a disc world on it is impossibly unlikely the universe is big and there's probably no one better than a wizard to discuss how something impossible might happen more times than not.
Now to be clear that ain't a reason to start believing in actual alien sightings with blury pictures and assuming stuff just exists
@@feritperliare2890 true, very true!
but there are still some impossible things I believe and I ain't gonna be ditching em
(don't worry, it's not the things that are supported by vague evidence.. they either have a hard proof or completely hold onto my faith, but that doesn't stop Me from being in touch with da science)
I like Granny's version even more. "Million to one chances crop up 9 times out of 8."
I think Naked Gun kinda stole this joke. "He has a 50/50 chance of living...but there's just a 10% chance of that".
The "i am going to spend it" is one of the best quotes i ever heard
YES!!! Me too! Saw this 3 years ago, or so, and since then, I never forgot it! Also been looking for the video I saw that scene ever since, almost, finally found it again!
It is such an amazing quote!
What else can you do with time after all?
@@NannyOgginsWaste it.
I think it's just plain tragic that this project was never completed, because this trailer is sooo fantastic! Reaper Man is such a fine book, too. Well, we can't have everything....sigh ;)
WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
That's such a great line.... such a great book.
RIP Christopher Lee - wait a sec, did I just say "RIP" to the Death himself?
well his time did run out xD
Headcanon that he is Death in real life now?
@@Pink_Noodle LOL
He developed too much of a personality
RIP, RIP
So they think he's traveling from the birth place to the time of mating where it will join with other turtles in repeated passionate union......it's called the big bang theory!
LOL
Whahaaahaa
So the whole series was just created to make a Big Bang pun?
@@wesleyhunt7599 It wouldn't make sense if that were the case. The whole series is filled with jokes like "We're better than cheeses" and the orgy joke was one of them.
NO CROWN. NO CROWN. ONLY THE HARVEST.
it hurts my heart that they never made this :(
They changed this Albert into the one seen in Soul Music, because they felt it was too cartoony. This was after all the wizard that tried to defeat Death, failed and instead decided to work for him.
there is a mistake ... when the auditior vanishes there has to be a third one instandly bc there always has to be three auditors
There are tons of them, they don't always have to be three together
@@shuakatz6545 at least that's the information I got out of the book "thief of time" :)
They should all look alike
The one that vanished did not look like the others, so of course he was malfunctioning
Well, Chrisopher Lee's voice is the perfect voice for Death I think and here it's the proof.
Oh, I don't disagree, but I think Martin Jarvis' is also pretty amazing. Check out the BBC adaptations.
Too bad the full book didnt get animated, its my favorite of the series so far.
Just wait till you get to the thief of time.
Toothygrin Hmm, does it star Death? Cause im currently Reading all the Death books in the series, just finished Mort!
yeah it's a ways in the death series. First is mort, then reaper man, after is soul music then hogfather and next is the thief of time. not sure if I am missing anything. It doesn't really star death but I would say there is plenty of him in it. The events of Mort are kinda a shock wave felt through the whole of the death series. That is all I am giving for spoilers and it isn't much
but if you are looking for death in the books he is in all of them but 1 and all the books are good. The death series is a good starting place. I have found each series has it's antagonists death's don't pop up till reaper man.
Toothygrin Well ive read five of the Discworld books now, the first Three, Reaper man, and now Mort. Though i gotta say, Equal Rites was a bore :/
Atum; there is no part of him that is the slightest use as an aphrodisiac, and you wouldn't catch me trying to get it off him if there was...
I would LOVE a Reaperman movie.
Aw, Reaper Man is my favourite - so sad it didn't make it to a full series
The Auditors of Reality... what jerks.
They're not jerks, they're just doing their job.
At least they let him keep the horse.
If the auditors of reality didn't do their job, then every imaginative construct would begin to question what they were doing, meaning that they would eventually not continue to do what they were imagined to do. Then all the fundamental basics of human beliefs would be compromised. If imagined constructs started to stray from how they were actually imagined, then how could humans believe in them, as they could not recognise them?
Appropriate use of the "melted clock" in a desert scene, reminiscent of the works of Salvador Dali. Dali also painted a famous surrealist piece depicting four elephants carrying a great building upon their backs.
Who else but Death could get so excited about his own mortality?
Colors In Deaths house? If I remember it correctly, There should be only white an black. 16.7 milion hues of black.
The whole joke is, there is no "white" in Death's house
It's all black (and logically impossible to draw)
Death with a big "D"... The big "BANG"... Yeah, Gotcha dude.
this movie was sooo amazing...who ever made this has the best imagination ive ever seen ^_^
It's probably my favourite Discworld book is Reaper Man and I really wanted to see it adapted
I never liked the way the auditors are portrayed here. The books make it very clear that they are completely indistinguishable from each other.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT!!! DEATH lost his job and now his time is running out?! DEATH is going to DIE?! AND he is HAPPY about it?! HAPPY that he has some last moments to spend?!
Oh god... now I'm getting another Discworld-headache...
It's just that before getting finite, he had no time.
Now he has time, and is gonna spend it.
something so ridiculous existing is 1 million to one magicians calculate that million to 1 chances crop up 9 times out of 10. I love it
@lunaslairnyc
The rest of the story is the book called "Reaper Man". Or, if you wanted a loose, but possibly more fun way to resolve it, the game Discworld 2: Missing Presumed.
Death goes to work on a farm with the ageing Mrs Flitworth. And his absence causes untold chaos.
It's difficult to broadcast those shades of black though, just as it's tricky to find the right RGB balance to portray octarine, so they just went with the cheaper option. :)
Discworld Elephant's have the weight of the world on their shoulders.
And being elephants they can never forget it
Why does the narrator sound like Stewie from Family Guy?
did anyone else giggle when he said "Death with a big D"?
Matthew Dickisson And then his reference to the "big bang" being a turtle orgy.. I mean common :D
Insert bone joke here.
I had to check the comments after hearing that, sure enough I wasn't the only one haha.
i wanted to like your comment, but your likes are at 69 so i really couldnt't destroy that :D
no
It doesn't look too bad at first, but when it gets to the Auditors, I'm kind of glad this didn't get made further. They're colourful, and they're all different from each other. Could that be missing the point more?
Then again, I see the same people made two decent adaptations too, so I guess that one detail isn't that indicative of their ability.
I love all the discworld books
@ichhier
just this 7 minute clip sadly...it should have had a movie it'd be awesome
The man doing the introduction sounds like he has a cold.
This is a story about life and about Death. Not death with a little d, but Death with a big D, as in Death the person. It's a story about life and Death and how one depends very much on the other. It's also a story about a world. And here it comes now, right on cue.
This is Great A'Tuin, the Star Turtle. He is ten thousand miles long, as old as time, and as patient as a brick. He is from another universe, and there is no need to tell you that he is a very very rare creature. Fortunately, there is no part of him which is the slightest use as an aphrodisiac, and you wouldn't catch me trying to get it off him if there was. The great cosmological question of the age is: Where has he come from, and where is he going to? The popular theory is that he is traveling from the birthplace to the time of mating. There, he will meet with other turtles, and they will all join in repeated and passionate union. This is known as the Big Bang Theory. On his shell, Great A'Tuin carries four giant elephants: Berilia and Tubul, Great T'Phon and Jerakeen. On their enormous shoulders, they carry the great round wheel of: the Discworld.
This is Death's house and that is Death's horse. His name is Binky.
For being too much of a personality and having doubts about his job, Death with a capital D has just been fired. But they're letting him keep the horse.
And there you have it. At this moment, there is no Death on the Discworld. Death's been fired. No one to swing the scythe and no one to collect the souls. Which means those souls are not at rest. They're neither here nor there. They're what you and I might call... zombies. The fine old rumpus that's going to cause. And that's the story that I'm going to tell you. How life and Death depend on each other absolutely...
to be continued...
The big bang theory. Jesus crist how did i miss this for so long
Curious as to who voiced the Auditors. They seem to be pretty talented actors in their own right.
Probably the actors from shows like Spitting Image, Red Dwarf, and other comedy shows...
Am curious myself now, so will have a proper look soon! 😊
Same ones that voiced wyrd sisters and soul music
"Death with a big D"
I mean, if we're just gonna take his word for it...
the internet has ruined everything
The big BANG
the big bang theory. I see what you did there.
Was this a test before they made soul music and Wyrd sisters?
SHE !
7:35 and zero mouth animations. WELL PLAYED, Cosgrove Hall. It's funny too because Dangermouse & Duckula showed they could do mouth animations easily.
Who does the narration? Sure sounds like it could possibly be Chris Barrie, or maybe Rowan Atkison.
3:47 Damn the Auditors!!!
the turtle is female...
heh..
They haven't produced the rest of the book, but I don't know if they plan to or not.
They made those boring lord of the rings books into great movies.... now they just need to do it for discworld. Split each book into a couple movies could be 80 or so great movies waiting to happen.
No saying lord of the rings was boring but they made great movies out of it so what could they do if they put that type of budget and effort into really good books like discworld.
plaid13 eh.. to each his own, for me, LOTR wasn't boring.
I loved the movies and the book the Hobbit was good but the lord of the rings books were just so damn slow. So much walking. Felt like endless filler.
But just imagine if they put the effort and money into Discworld movies that they did into the lord of the rings movies. It could be amazing.
As they did in "The Colour Of Magic", "The Hogfather" or "Going Postal".
All of which you can find on TH-cam.
yeah those are good movies but low budget imagine what they could have done with a huge budget.
@BurntFrost I agree but to be honest I don't think anyone who's tried to adapt discworld to screen has done it real justice
Turtles all the way down.
gives Reaper Man as movie? or only as that short-film?
Well said.
You actually "seen" it?! Didn't know you could see them things :)
I've watched this in 2005, if I'm not mistaken. Now on rewatch the narrator sounds like The Narrator from The Stanley Parable, ¡probably it's the same guy! btw @alvianta , are You still alive?
Narrator sounds like Rowan Atkinson!
Love it! Great work!
So for discworld do you read it in order or pick a book??
pick a book
Try "Guards Guards", it's a good introduction to the disk. You could the read the rest of the Watch series: , Men at Arms , Feet of Clay , Jingo, The Fifth Elephant , Night Watch, Thud! and Snuff.
Have a look at www.goodreads.com/series/109517-discworld---witches-series
so lucky i found this in thrift store
WHERE?! In what country or store?
where can i see the movie or the animation ? full version
Sadly you can't the show was canceled before it was finished. You can still watch wyrd sisters and Soul music. If you want the full version of reaper man I suggest you find a good bookstore.
Toothygrin and going postal....
@@Uatemysoul Horrible shame why there hardly any movies or cartoons based on the Discworld books and we all get was 2 very complicated video games! lmao XD I guess it must be those reasons why Discworld wasn't as hot selling like Harry Potter or Witch Academia, another problem is that the writer of the books died several years ago but he has a relative reported taking over for the rights of the reprints but are there new stories being released?! Will Discworld ever have a real decent comeback with better merchandising and maybe better animated or live action adaptations?
@Joeybugman I don't know about that, Hogfather was damned close.
Can I see this whole thing somewhere?
God, the sex jokes.
Aw, there is no more?
death has a good voice here but i always imagined it differently, more un-personal (lol)
brilliant, as anything connected with terry pratchet normally is.
Isn't the narrator the guy who played #Saruman in the #LordoftheRings and #TheHobbit? #LOTR
Nope Sir Christopher Lee aka Saruman aka Count Dooku aka Dracula aka ... is the voice of Death :D
Yes.
Are they the auditors?
Is that Roy Dotrice?
*She
A'tuin is a she.
big bang
Holy crud!
4:29 Bugs Bunny
Mort found this video
Azrael looks weird...
@ChestnutDreams
Totally obvious!!! ^_^
That's the worst interpretation of Albert that I've ever seen.
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Is this where Flat Earthers got their shtick from? 🤔 😜
DID YOU JUST ASSUME GREAT A'TUIN'S GENDER?!
religious wars were fought on this topic.