That’s why I’m glad I don’t drink. Everytime I see my friends’ alcohol bill when we go out to eat it makes me die a little inside. I feel like it does more damage to your wallet than it does to your body sometimes
@@williamhrivnak7345ig in terms of the immediate damage, but it depends on how severe of an impact you define ‘damage’ to be, and of course it varies from person to person - rich people can afford/justify expensive alcohol, certain people react more strongly to alcohol etc
@@williamhrivnak7345 3 beers get you drunk ~15 EUR 6 gets you hammered; ~30 EUR = abou the same a meal+softdrink would cost who needs to eat, when you get already 6x250 = 1.500 kcal xD
True. But once the drink has balance & a story behind it you can focus on the aesthetics - sick garnish, correct glassing and something visually arresting. Trust, I've been a high level bartender around Australia for about 30 years. If you're using fancy gimmicks in replacement of substance then you're bound to fail in it's overall presentation and taste.
@@Bumafa Well. High level bartenders generally provide entertainment while mixing your drink by performing tricks, so what you're paying for is the experience and obviously not just the drink itself, if you want to drink for the sake of drinking you do it at home much cheaper.
@@Ratking_Actual going to a bar to drink is called socializing some dip shit doing tricks is why you have to wait for what feels like an eternity for a drink just make the drink hand it to the person and be done
Lincoln is how we spell it in the states but I’m not trying to be a d¡ck lol. People spell names all kinds of stupid nowadays so at least Lincon makes sense phonetically
I can't relate to this but this still had me rolling. Hard to beat the comedic humor of these two and their blunt deliveries. Hope to see Jeremy and Lincoln again soon!
I loved bartending because my customers always get looked after, but there is always at least one person behind the bar who just has no idea the politics of the situation being slow and giving shit drinks
As an American living in Australia, I remain endlessly surprised at how expensive everything here is. I don't mean absolute dollars or exchange rate or anything like that, but how much I need to work to afford the equivalent good or service. It's a good thing Aussies themselves are such a wonderful lot to make it worthwhile.
This is why I only go to sport pubs they actually pour the drinks really well even when busy. In-fact most bars pour drinks well it’s more of the clubs that are exactly like this 😂
Reminds me of a bartender making me a "caipirinha" it's supposed to have about 2-3 shots in it for the 500ml cup size. Guy turned the bottle and started talking to me. He poured about 4/5 of the cup. Walking was extremely difficult in the pool park. Yes the pool park serves alcohol drinks. The weird rule is you can only order from the in-water bar, and not the out of the water one. So you gotta walk into the pool, to the bar, order, get it and then out. You can drink in or out, but only order in.
Video idea: when your mate keeps giving you directions that directly contradict the satnav but keeps saying thag he knows the roads and its way quicker, and you don't want to be a dick but he's clearly wrong
@@JamesScarborough5290 it's the quickest and easiest way to farm likes on any Fairbairn video, don't need to spend much time thinking of a genuinely creatively comment that way
Reminds me of American films when they pour a shot - it's basically the size of a quarter bottle of vodka. Then they ask for another and they've had half a bottle of spirits.
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The "yep all good 😑" when somethings a massive ripoff but you've got no fight left in you...
Imagine having to tip 18-25% on top of that. 🫠🫠 Send help plss
Rental increases in Sydney at the moment. Massive rental increase or homeless. Labor =🖕
🤣
"That costs the price of two warm meals." Real.
That’s why I’m glad I don’t drink. Everytime I see my friends’ alcohol bill when we go out to eat it makes me die a little inside. I feel like it does more damage to your wallet than it does to your body sometimes
@@williamhrivnak7345ig in terms of the immediate damage, but it depends on how severe of an impact you define ‘damage’ to be, and of course it varies from person to person - rich people can afford/justify expensive alcohol, certain people react more strongly to alcohol etc
@@williamhrivnak7345 3 beers get you drunk ~15 EUR
6 gets you hammered; ~30 EUR = abou the same a meal+softdrink would cost
who needs to eat, when you get already 6x250 = 1.500 kcal xD
I’m convinced bartenders are more concerned with putting a lemon wedge or tiny umbrella in your drink than actually making the drink sometimes 😂
True. But once the drink has balance & a story behind it you can focus on the aesthetics - sick garnish, correct glassing and something visually arresting. Trust, I've been a high level bartender around Australia for about 30 years. If you're using fancy gimmicks in replacement of substance then you're bound to fail in it's overall presentation and taste.
So true sharks hotel Sydney does it
@@Uncle_Houndyshut up you put a liquid in a glass stop making it more than it is
@@Bumafa Well. High level bartenders generally provide entertainment while mixing your drink by performing tricks, so what you're paying for is the experience and obviously not just the drink itself, if you want to drink for the sake of drinking you do it at home much cheaper.
@@Ratking_Actual going to a bar to drink is called socializing some dip shit doing tricks is why you have to wait for what feels like an eternity for a drink just make the drink hand it to the person and be done
That G6 line was on point 😂
absolutely my fave song when I was 9
@@haydnmclennan4739 i had no idea what being slizzered felt like at 9 , but i felt this song in my soul
Yeah brought back some good memories :)
💯
“I help my nan with her puzzles’ 🤣🤣😭😭
Very serious career don't make jokes ok 😤🤣
I swear... I've been watching for years, but I can NEVER predict the plot twist at the end
"this is a massive amount of hostility man" is such a good point.
“I’m out here trying to get slizzard like a G6.” Lmfao that got me good
Can you translate that for an ignorant, non-aussie, non-english speaker? I guess slizzard means drunk...?
I died laughing at that part
"This aint a place where you get what you want. This is a place where you get what you get." My new motto.
Arguing like he'd never been to the place before, but then they know each other by name 😂
Slizzard like a G6? No. Way.
*slizzered
what the fuck was that even supposed to mean
gen alpha detected
@@punishedpinecone4772 oh god I'm not even that old yet I thought
@@punishedpinecone4772when we drink we do it right
When we needed them most they returned
bro their last upload was just two weeks ago
@@williamcampbell9859 he really needed them okay
I'm so glad getting sizzered like a G6 is still relevent. My son is wrong, I AM cool.
I never felt old until I heard that G6 line, and I'm not even supposed to hit that point right now in my life yet.
I think I'm too old to get it.
"Aw, you'll be back next week."
"I'LL BE BACK NEXT WEEK!"
As a bartender I approve of this message
For those of you wondering, 45 AUD to USD is about $29.38
The delivery of "You rushed the shit out of that!" so good :')
"slizzered like a G6" 😂
The far East movement reference is well appreciated
"see you Jeremy"
"see you lincon!"
It’s like after all the arguing they knew they’d be seeing each other next week anyway 😂
Wasn't expecting to hear my name
Lincoln is how we spell it in the states but I’m not trying to be a d¡ck lol. People spell names all kinds of stupid nowadays so at least Lincon makes sense phonetically
Haha another classic heated exchange. Loved the surprise ending.
The dialogue in this skit is actually sublime 😂 👌
Darcy’s acting as the drinks was breathtaking
Was not prepared for the absolute banger of “Breezin’” to play after that guttural punch line.
'Totally your choice to work this job.'
Ah yes, spoken like a true TH-camr.
I absolute love Darcy as the vodka bottle. Excellent job!
The fucking g6 line, made me spew my coffee
after some quick calculations, i have deduced that lincoln has 23 seconds to make another 60 vodka sodas. good luck
they just do NOT to make such a mess it's literally the same f*cking amount of time and work to do it right 😭😭😭😭😭
Average experience at a Merivale venue
I can't relate to this but this still had me rolling. Hard to beat the comedic humor of these two and their blunt deliveries. Hope to see Jeremy and Lincoln again soon!
Cya Jeremy!
Cya...D... L-Lincoln.
I like how Jeremy came up with his name on the spot.
I need a job helping somebody’s Nan doing puzzles, that’s fair pay!
She can't see so good no more!
is Nan accepting applications? I can leave it on her voicemail if you like
Back to the classics with this one 👏🏽
"I'll be back next week to get slizzard like a G6"
Darcy acting as Bahrnie the bartender was spot on.
The Australian Drink. 😁
Bundy & Coke!
A half pint of shit lager
"This isn't a place you get what you want, it's a place you get what you get" I love that 😂
I love Jeremy the most personally but I do respect Lincoln. He's typically the straight man
Classic Jeremy
Tehe das my name :D
Its because all of the good barmen left to work in London
what the actually fk c**t?
That bartender was using some Luka magic.
I loved bartending because my customers always get looked after, but there is always at least one person behind the bar who just has no idea the politics of the situation being slow and giving shit drinks
Great confrontation with a twist at the end.
And then they charge you $25 for the one drink.
They need to charge extra for the spills
My standard drink of a double whiskey and coke is now around 32 dollars. Which I drink in about 8 minutes.
I am a big fan of your videos.
Keep up the best work and you are very funny.
Absolutely perfect
Not realistic enough, where was the misspelled name on the cup?
Americans fighting tooth and nail for minimum wage to be raised to $15/hour punching the air rn
more purchasing power, dosent work like that
@@FabDinoAfter conversion 15 AUD is still more than the current US minimum wage
I wasn't sure if he thought 15 was a lot or a little when I heard that.
As an American living in Australia, I remain endlessly surprised at how expensive everything here is. I don't mean absolute dollars or exchange rate or anything like that, but how much I need to work to afford the equivalent good or service.
It's a good thing Aussies themselves are such a wonderful lot to make it worthwhile.
It’s actually $23 and it might go to $25 ($16-$18USD)
Back to their best. Relatable & thought-provoking....🤔
the shakey hands as he placed them down was a nice touch
Slizzard like a G6 hahaha
*slizzered
I have to immediately listen to a song I haven't heard in a decade 😅
I lost it at the stunned silence after the puzzles
as a bartender, i can confirm
We just want an explanation.
I was so invested in the private lives of these characters
This is why I only go to sport pubs they actually pour the drinks really well even when busy. In-fact most bars pour drinks well it’s more of the clubs that are exactly like this 😂
"This isn't a public library champ, off ya go."
I friggin love these two ozzys
You guys are too good for youtube. The writing is top-notch. You should be writing tv/movies
As an alcoholic, I approve this
And a TH-cam addict 🙃 How’s things Hali?
@kermitthehermit9588 Life is good, I am currently relaxing in a hammock, and I just finished a banana smoothie.
@@hali6260 Sounds good. Haven’t spoken to you in like two years. Might drop you an email one day ✌
Thank you guys for releasing a video on my birthday great present
Props on the Dončić jersey!
"You chose to do this job" that's not always entirely true
Press 0 6 4 3 for an annoyed Lachlan that Jaxon even showed up as a customer at his bar😂
last part was golden
Two warm meals hit me hard. Its so true.
".....what the actual F&%^ C*&^" HAHAHA perfect pause/delivery XD
This isn't a place where you get what you want, its a place where you get what you get.
-Every Bar
The $30 lemonades at every single pub compared to the $20 schnittys is a little strange…
Reminds me of a bartender making me a "caipirinha" it's supposed to have about 2-3 shots in it for the 500ml cup size. Guy turned the bottle and started talking to me. He poured about 4/5 of the cup. Walking was extremely difficult in the pool park.
Yes the pool park serves alcohol drinks. The weird rule is you can only order from the in-water bar, and not the out of the water one. So you gotta walk into the pool, to the bar, order, get it and then out. You can drink in or out, but only order in.
Loved the video 😂
Btw, when does the podcast come back? bc halfway through this season will be ep 100
I love this
Bars are open that late there? They have to stop serving drinks at 2am in the USA, which is why that’s closing time
I love the bruise he clearly got when he shit talked the bartender
I ordered a refreshing glass of warm water
The end implies this isn't the first time they've done this😂
"Slizzard like a g6" Now i cant get the song out of my head 😅
Bro how tf you make me snort from laughter at the end there
More of fairbairn in the city please. Its genius funny shit.
Darcy as the cocktail umbrella
Bro this is legit their best sketch in a while, and literally every sketch is hilarious
This is too true 😂
Or go to NYC where they make your drinks right 50% of the time and you pay $40 for each one regardless 😂
Love the videos!
But why no more “fair enough”?
As a Bartender can confirm
0:41 in general, all of us, indeed, lol
When you said "can I have two vodka sodas please", you can also hear it as "can I have two fuckin sodas please" lol
Video idea: when your mate keeps giving you directions that directly contradict the satnav but keeps saying thag he knows the roads and its way quicker, and you don't want to be a dick but he's clearly wrong
Amazing 😂😂😂😂
Slizzard like a G6 😂
Haha I love how the new ones are way more ghosting
Ending with knowing each others names lmao
Darcy's acting as the yellow patch on jaxons cheek was next level.
Stop, please. Its been two years of this and I'm actually losing my mind ༼;´༎ຶ ༎ຶ༽
Yeah, are these Darcy jokes supposed to be funny or are people posting this shit ironically now? Cause fuck…
@@JamesScarborough5290 it's the quickest and easiest way to farm likes on any Fairbairn video, don't need to spend much time thinking of a genuinely creatively comment that way
Do you at least get a slice of lime for that price?
Nice choice on the outtro Music- is that Takanaka?
Slizered like a G6 😂
“She don’t see so good no more”
Australian ghetto talk.
Reminds me of American films when they pour a shot - it's basically the size of a quarter bottle of vodka. Then they ask for another and they've had half a bottle of spirits.
Just go to The Long Goodbye and enjoy an actual good cocktail