Skyrim Speedrun, but I get a RANDOM WEAPON every hit

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  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11391

    I love how you can shove a fake letter in a dead mans pocket in full view of everyone and it still counts as completing the mission

    • @Peron1-MC
      @Peron1-MC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      SteAlTh XD

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Video Game logic, am I right?

    • @negljbreakergaming
      @negljbreakergaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      I uh... looted this off him earlier! Putting it back so you can see it!

    • @w415800
      @w415800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's a Bethesda game afterall.

    • @TheDarkEnigma
      @TheDarkEnigma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      'He gave me this and told me to put it in his pocket if he died. Im just honouring his request!'

  • @crablessinbaltimore
    @crablessinbaltimore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    beholding rainbow dash and then immediately hearing *"at this point in the story, ronald mcdonald has betrayed the dark brotherhood"* was such a powerful one-two punch

  • @failure4452
    @failure4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8677

    The slow descent into full Horse Tilt addiction insanity was great

    • @lrgogo1517
      @lrgogo1517 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      “Slow” descent?

    • @honeyslime7178
      @honeyslime7178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      First oil shots and now this

    • @camthewolfgamer8632
      @camthewolfgamer8632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read that wrong

    • @jabloko992
      @jabloko992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      DougDoug streams always start out with an idea, then get derailed into a completely random, insane direction.

    • @jneal1347
      @jneal1347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      "Welcome to the rehab circle. Doug, what is it you struggle with?"
      "I am dependent on horse tilting in Skyrim"

  • @ChronicNOTAG
    @ChronicNOTAG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    The guard swimming in the presumably ice-cold waters around Dawnstar and wanting to arrest you is such a Skyrim moment.

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      this should be top comment

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      He's so dedicated

    • @POTUSJimmyCarter
      @POTUSJimmyCarter 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      In Oblivion, I had a guard follow me into the Kvatch Gate to yell at me for petty theft. These guys don't screw around.

  • @kingarthur1367
    @kingarthur1367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14534

    The fact he got the blade of woe which is literally the reward for completing the dark brotherhood is very funny to me for some reason

    • @olargol2284
      @olargol2284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Destroy the dark brotherhood

    • @logicalwren8061
      @logicalwren8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@olargol2284 Yes

    • @Victtimus
      @Victtimus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@olargol2284 I've never done that in a run, guess I'm starting skyrim again lol

    • @josiahschulz7769
      @josiahschulz7769 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      What’s even funnier is that he didn’t even know what it was🤣

    • @logicalwren8061
      @logicalwren8061 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Victtimus you gotta merk Astrid

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2169

    8:20 - this guard was really the Skyrim equivalent of “excuse me sir, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty”

    • @Wolfwarrior-xs9fh
      @Wolfwarrior-xs9fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      The Dawnstar Coast Guard are trying their best damn it

    • @pxder
      @pxder ปีที่แล้ว +25

      If he paid the bounty he would've gone straight to dawnstar

    • @michalmikes5286
      @michalmikes5286 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That guard deserves a mug of mead and a rest at the fire

    • @9895_
      @9895_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It shows how the guards really train for everything, considering not only did the guard have to horsetilt just to follow Doug, but he's so good at it that he managed to land within 10 meters of Doug, and after all that he swims through the icy water after Doug just to deliver a sentence.

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was thinking "WHERE'S MY 2 DOLLARS?!"

  • @netcat22
    @netcat22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6635

    I love how Doug's challenges just devolve into some other completely unrelated nonsense halfway through every video.

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      F-ing bot god damn every comment is just bot spam now a days...

    • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
      @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      That's exactly why he says he's solves problems nobody has because his solution becomes completely irrelevant to the first half of the video therefore becoming more entertaining lol
      Edit: what I just typed made absolutely no sense

    • @AleutianSailor
      @AleutianSailor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ploob

    • @C_Cooke
      @C_Cooke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Poob/Ploob
      Getting through a divorce
      Betrayal
      Saying “like” less
      And now getting through a horse tilt addiction.

    • @jackofarcades2813
      @jackofarcades2813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@greatclubsandwich5612 would a bot have created their youtube account 10 years ago? maybe do even the slightest bit of research and consideration before you go around labeling people as bots.

  • @SentientMuffin
    @SentientMuffin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    8:19 The guard just swimming along with him cracked me up so much

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    Ironic how the weapon he used to kill his first official target was the Blade of Woe, the reward for completing the guild’s questline

    • @venomking2188
      @venomking2188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Go touch some Grass you damn bots

    • @guts60
      @guts60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@venomking2188 Thank you

    • @guts60
      @guts60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Blobber Yep

    • @disrespect9376
      @disrespect9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They always say “finally, it’s here”. But where is “here” really, where are we in the grand abyss of space, and will there still be a “here” when we’re long gone? Or is “here” a man made concept with not real weight or power to it

    • @QuoobThang
      @QuoobThang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@disrespect9376 *my brain isn't braining*

  • @rainbowninja5836
    @rainbowninja5836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +541

    “Plants letter on corpse in front of everyone”
    Doug: He’s obviously guilty. The letter in his pocket says so.

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Check his body! Wait, not yet, hold on, okay, wait, okay now! Check his body! He's a guilty man, officer"

  • @dungeondog4785
    @dungeondog4785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1828

    I should have known that after so much genuine speedrun content DougDoug would regress back into his natural state of being of latching onto a random side thing, and completely abandon the original objective

  • @Toast-kh6ku
    @Toast-kh6ku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    13:31 mans literally hit the wrong boat, horse tilt may cause severe Hallucinations

    • @d1nodray
      @d1nodray 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      💀

  • @GiulioArona
    @GiulioArona 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    Went from olive oil shots to a full can of, quote: "horse cream", I'm worried, Doug.

    • @nevaeh9125
      @nevaeh9125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Don't forget about Dog Cheese

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      this is your brain on keto

    • @PinnePon
      @PinnePon 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ketamine

    • @apho-sappho
      @apho-sappho 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@PinnePon Ketomine

  • @sleepyciderr7987
    @sleepyciderr7987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Headcanon that this guy, the jarl guy, and the marriage guy all exist in the same universe and started their speedruns at the same time. One guy killed all the jarls, another killed the emeror. Alduin's victory is secured, chaos rules the world, Skyrim is in turmoil, and everyone is terrified. Except for that third dude, who had a pretty nice wedding.

  • @haydenwebb7370
    @haydenwebb7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    DougDoug combines chaos and comedy into one insane combination...
    And it is perfect.

    • @bubblegunsoldier7484
      @bubblegunsoldier7484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Alfa i omega oh wow kittle is so strong

    • @haydenwebb7370
      @haydenwebb7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love seeing loads of bots flood my comments. It brightens my day

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@haydenwebb7370 inner peace!😌

    • @JesusCheeseburger
      @JesusCheeseburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@haydenwebb7370 I miss the porn ones. These religious ones are a real downer

    • @haydenwebb7370
      @haydenwebb7370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JesusCheeseburger True, the religious ones seem kinda depressing

  • @laylance
    @laylance 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    08:19 This is amazing. I laughed so hard, it's exactly like all the Skyrim memes.

  • @owenmeier
    @owenmeier 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4962

    Knowing that he has to drive 2 18 hour trips every day to get us this content makes me so grateful.

    • @Br-kc2jy
      @Br-kc2jy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

      No he doesn't, he just horse tilts to his office

    • @asingred6677
      @asingred6677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      why tho

    • @untitledham9533
      @untitledham9533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +551

      it only takes 2 minutes when he snorts the horse tilt

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@Br-kc2jy no he needs to horse tilt just to get 18 hours for one trip

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @Alfa i omega stronger than a leech like you

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    0:25 "To start this off, you're finally awake." Beautiful start.

  • @RedReceipts
    @RedReceipts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    to the person in chat who said that dawnstar guard in the ocean was the “coast guard”: i’m in love with you

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it was bsway16 jsyk
      EDIT: or DustRune
      EDIT: or eldempsey53
      EDIT: or dareldoogil

    • @deineMailbox7
      @deineMailbox7 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 you seem sure about it

  • @Lopitra
    @Lopitra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    8:25 The Guards of Skyrim are almost as dedicated as the Couriers.

  • @Drengodr
    @Drengodr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Shoutouts to the editor, without him we wouldn't be getting quality DougDoug content so often!

    • @SeraFilmDE
      @SeraFilmDE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Berry Bebop is doing a great job!

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN sorry but my god is Rainbow Dash

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN I'm horny for Jesus

  • @hamoodi1510
    @hamoodi1510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Idk what it is, this man is so infectious, I absolutely love him.

  • @kagayaubuyashiki3627
    @kagayaubuyashiki3627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    This dude is hilarious as heck. Gotta love his content. Been playing skyrim for years and watching him playing skyrim with mods he created is funny asf

    • @matthijscalje4143
      @matthijscalje4143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Welcome to the class! Don't mind the bots

    • @MrZaranthan
      @MrZaranthan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skyrim with chaos mods like this are fun. Skyrim chaos mods that produce two hours of the prologue breaking, not so much.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Glockenstring more like the hard-to-spot mosquitoes to our good night's rest.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Glockenstring I wish not.

  • @TheIcemancometh13
    @TheIcemancometh13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:15
    "okay, close the door"
    *Ghost phases through door*
    "Oh they can go through doors!"
    Doug forgets how ghosts work.

  • @spencer4522
    @spencer4522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    DougDougs confirmed diet so far:
    -Olive oil
    -Horse tilt cream

    • @voxvolhynia5400
      @voxvolhynia5400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      And an onion, if I recall correctly?

    • @Preston27
      @Preston27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Don’t forget gouda cheese

    • @likeapro4242
      @likeapro4242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lots of dog cheese

    • @disrespect9376
      @disrespect9376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don’t forget raw kedo (idk how to spell it) pancake mix

  • @_Prismatica
    @_Prismatica 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Oh boy I can't wait to see how this video will go completely off the rails and uncover an ancient treasure with chat.

  • @kamiladrewaossowska1847
    @kamiladrewaossowska1847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I love how all of doug doug's videos have a deeper more important meaning behind them. Once its friendship, once people getting fucking divorced, and some other time its horsetilt addiction.

    • @Candy-8448
      @Candy-8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which one was the one they were getting divorced in? I forgot

    • @darkpulsegirl2654
      @darkpulsegirl2654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Candy-8448 the invisible car GTA one

    • @Candy-8448
      @Candy-8448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@darkpulsegirl2654 thnx

    • @imperialcereal5856
      @imperialcereal5856 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I swear that was like half of them tho

  • @unclefilthy848
    @unclefilthy848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Horse tilt" absolutely sounds like slang for Ketamine

  • @SawdEndymon
    @SawdEndymon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Randomized DougDoug challenges: *Chef’s Kiss*

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    12:35 Doug suddenly doing the fattest whip-it I've ever seen live on stream floored me!

  • @dazcarrr
    @dazcarrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    there are many things in TES games that are considered addictive drugs:
    -skooma
    -felldew
    -*horse tilt*

  • @clearconfusion4115
    @clearconfusion4115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love him getting the reward for the dark brotherhood quest on the first assassination of the dark brotherhood quest

  • @soccausm7928
    @soccausm7928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    After my wife left me I got into horse tilt. Had to be taken to the hospital, I'm still here. Docs got me on olive oil to combat the urges.

    • @-M_-
      @-M_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Man relatable asf

    • @rorkferal1693
      @rorkferal1693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sending u my best wishes

    • @moosetasticbombastic1998
      @moosetasticbombastic1998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I read this in the automatic voice Doug has for his streams. 😅😂

    • @raynegruber5368
      @raynegruber5368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I have never horse tiltled myself, but I have had some family get addicted to it. I hope you are recovering well, I know how insidious the addiction is.

    • @spookzer16
      @spookzer16 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At we still all have Mommy Squid.

  • @SadtheImpaling
    @SadtheImpaling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Even if he did it with mods I can't believe he did it in only 14:37. World class speedrunning.

  • @yngveerlandsen5319
    @yngveerlandsen5319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Everyone: let's play elden ring
    DougDoug: why? The perfect game already exists

    • @TheWrathAbove
      @TheWrathAbove 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually Elden Ring's more open design would probably be well suited to Doug's content espcisally once some more modding support is added

    • @day7163
      @day7163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well he is playing Elden Ring just not on stream. Says he doesn’t think it’s a good stream game. Although I feel like once modding opens up there’s good ideas there. Like could you imagine elden ring but a random enemy spawns every ten seconds lol

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's right... Skyrim is the perfect game, idc what anyone says, i will cover my ears if i have to, NO ONE CAN CHANGE MY MIND

    • @eartht0ast755
      @eartht0ast755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DeadSpacedOut Oh really? What about the *Glitches*

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@eartht0ast755 most of the glitches make the game better. the first time i got one hit by a giant and went into the stratosphere, i almost died of laughter.

  • @AutumnWoodham
    @AutumnWoodham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "After saving about -8 minutes" yeah, that sounds about right every time I try to save time.

  • @CEFG100
    @CEFG100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I think the more interesting version of this challenge is to have a random weapon every time you damage someone. It’s like extreme gun game.

    • @edwintrinidadperazacaraban4650
      @edwintrinidadperazacaraban4650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YOU: take this
      *enemy gets a war mace*
      Enemy: HAHAHAHA IDIOT TAKE THIS
      *you get a super op end weapon*
      You: so you haven chosen... DEATH

    • @deathdude360
      @deathdude360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That would be interesting until you get a magic staff that just summons allies or has some other non damaging effect.

    • @CEFG100
      @CEFG100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@deathdude360 When a summoned creature deals damage, the creature despawns and your weapon changes.

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@CEFG100 modding isnt magic

    • @VioletRogue13
      @VioletRogue13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@deathdude360Could just have a rule for the stream where if he uses the items effect, he can manually equip a different weapon

  • @eerokesaniemi2500
    @eerokesaniemi2500 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    doug doug 2022: i just need to play the best horse tilt of my life, arva, träytabo horse tilt, borp fo the bot zat. 12:50

  • @sgtmaggi
    @sgtmaggi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I just really love the weird stream themes Doug and the chat come up with every damn time. Horse tilt addiction must be my favorite.
    Not because I too enjoy a good tilt every once in a while or something like that. I totally can stop when I want. It's just a hobby after all. And no, I didn't buy 16 horses because of this.. I, uh, needed them for, uuuuhhh, racing?

    • @fabanano6158
      @fabanano6158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait a minute...
      There arent any races in Skyrim!

    • @blu.draigon
      @blu.draigon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fabanano6158 why is your thing a finger and why did this shock me

    • @fabanano6158
      @fabanano6158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@blu.draigon fingy

    • @aaronnwithtwoNs
      @aaronnwithtwoNs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sgt. Maggi, this is your commanding officer. We’ve discovered your stash of horses behind the barracks. Needless to say, we are very disappointed in you, and you have been removed from active duty, effective immediately. You may return whenever you like to retrieve any belongings, with the exception of the horses.

  • @Tyranzor64
    @Tyranzor64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Brand new to this dude and his content. My impression so far: HORSE TILT

  • @Eckef
    @Eckef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    First reading the title, thought he was gonna recieve a different weapon every time HE hits something

    • @nmmeswey3584
      @nmmeswey3584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Alfa i omega I know this is a bot, but this question IS burning in my mind

    • @tristonmurdock609
      @tristonmurdock609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See I thought that too, but then during the ad I remembered who I'm about to watch and realized it's never that simple

  • @joobsterdoobster
    @joobsterdoobster 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    7:26 is timed so well. Such a small edit, but man it delivers so hard

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    8:30 Doug gets detained by the Skyrim Coast Guard

  • @FrostyFyre
    @FrostyFyre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My first DougDoug vid, gotta say, not disappointed

  • @Peron1-MC
    @Peron1-MC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    12:36
    doug: im not addicted
    also doug: does line of whipped cream
    XD

  • @bitticlan
    @bitticlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really love all the new content lately! Going from months without any videos to getting one basically every week has been a blast.

  • @bluecloud4652
    @bluecloud4652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I haven't laughed this much in a long time Doug thank you
    But seriously though you need help, horse tilt is no joke

  • @hrtbrkone5626
    @hrtbrkone5626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He knew exactly what he was gonna do by that grin at 12:31 what a legend
    Best moment of the entire video

  • @Star-ge9fo
    @Star-ge9fo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I like how the boat he landed on and then died wasnt even the emperors boat.

    • @daniele4348
      @daniele4348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro I thought the same thing lol

    • @SquareJ86
      @SquareJ86 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking too see if anyone else noticed that!
      I believe the boat he landed on is a boat for a bunch of smugglers that you get the captain imprison during the thief's guild( well more like one of the special quest you get when your trying to 100% the guild)

  • @brandoncarlson2862
    @brandoncarlson2862 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Doug was real hype about landing on the boat... too bad it was the wrong boat...

  • @checkmate9099
    @checkmate9099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    gotta love how he is speed running and this 8:20 Skyrim logic still happens, you haven't played Skyrim properly until you encounter something like this xD

  • @charlesg9
    @charlesg9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This went from 'Skyrim but every time I get hit I get a random weapon' to 'Doug's horse tilting addiction' really fast
    Almost as fast as he was going with horse tilting

  • @jadenfrecka4269
    @jadenfrecka4269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    This is how speedrunning was meant to be played

    • @fatbgmanbg975
      @fatbgmanbg975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He just has to play the best GTA5 of his LIFE!!

  • @khannywanny
    @khannywanny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    7:24 is the greatest weapon ever

  • @tessieract
    @tessieract 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love the subplots in every DougDoug video. We either have legal proceedings or chat tries to stop doug from overdosing on horse tilts.

  • @tysonfontanez
    @tysonfontanez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wish this video came out 2 years ago so I could have made "I just need to play the best horse tilt of my life" my senior quote

  • @shakeysheep3730
    @shakeysheep3730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    That was fucking hype😂 this was completely different from the Marriage speedrun, even Narrator Doug got high off the horse tilt, Imagine if it was Olive oil🤣

    • @TheLegendaryMemeKing
      @TheLegendaryMemeKing ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If it was Olive Oil this would’ve quickly evolved into “Olive Oil Drinking Simulator” and Skyrim wouldn’t even be on the screen anymore.

  • @lostliberty9913
    @lostliberty9913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Doug is actually crazy good at games. He literally halved Moisttcritikals skyrim marriage speedrun time!

  • @skinnytoadd1820
    @skinnytoadd1820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I never thought I was a huge Skyrim fan but, I easily named every weapon I saw. I’m both impressed with myself and ashamed

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      same, but i'm proud to be such a loser who's spend thousands of hours both playing and watching lore videos on skyrim. i wear my nerdiness as a badge of honor.

    • @-M_-
      @-M_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You would be proud

    • @blu.draigon
      @blu.draigon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeadSpacedOut do I get one for mincraft or Zelda because I played Skyrim stopped for a bit forgot what I was doing made a new account and didn't get anywhere rinse repeat and the thing it's on is gone I believe

    • @DeadSpacedOut
      @DeadSpacedOut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blu.draigon Hey, if you put hundreds of hours into any game/series, then it counts as a nerdiness badge of honor and you deserve to wear it with pride, as do we all!

    • @blu.draigon
      @blu.draigon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DeadSpacedOut yay

  • @neverseemstoAsh
    @neverseemstoAsh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    DougDoug vids that start with a simple premise but introduce a gimmick about halfway through and become about that thing instead are one of my favorite things

  • @krok_zilla6448
    @krok_zilla6448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Doug running into mountains like a bug flying into a windshield is unintentionally hilarious

  • @Spubbily01
    @Spubbily01 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video reminds me of the saying "The problem with being faster than the speed of light is that you can only live in darkness."

  • @idristhebean5199
    @idristhebean5199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Things to say in chat:
    "DOUG WHAT IS GOING ON, EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE"
    "DOUG STOP THE HORSE TILT"
    "DOUG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE STOP BEATING MY PARRENTS" with the response "hope you're doing alright :)"

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And of course "WHAT IS GOING ON?"

    • @idristhebean5199
      @idristhebean5199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheCat_3 oh lol I forgot the "ON" lemme just change that real quick

  • @defender1311
    @defender1311 ปีที่แล้ว

    This has got to be one of my favorite videos. I keep watching it as it shows up in my recommended and the manic addiction is just so funny to me.

  • @omriorgad7771
    @omriorgad7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dougdoug video titles never tell the whole story, and that's one of the best things about them

  • @Squincy.B
    @Squincy.B 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:24 the DougDoug MugMug was theorized this far back? No wonder it has such quality

    • @awakened_dreamer
      @awakened_dreamer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Literally came to the comments to see if anyone else noticed this.

  • @thecommonman9524
    @thecommonman9524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I'm really glad this totally normal speedrun didn't go off the rails or anything like that.

  • @TheiaOfTruth
    @TheiaOfTruth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doug popping off for landing on the boat is hilarious particularly because it's the wrong boat.

  • @TheSaltiestOne
    @TheSaltiestOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Doug: *Trying to beat dark brotherhood
    Game:*gives the sword you get when you finish it*

  • @DeadSpacedOut
    @DeadSpacedOut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was really hoping this would become a video, the vod of this was really good.

  • @lazarusmekhane439
    @lazarusmekhane439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    With the amount of times Doug plays The Darkest Lord's theme from Miitopia, I feel it's telling that soon he shall want to be addressed to as the Darkest Lord of the Horse Tilts.

  • @eyemaster3.14
    @eyemaster3.14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how this channel will almost always create a compelling narrative in a chaotic way out of a completely unrelated topic to that of the videos original purpose.

  • @artizzy2k2k
    @artizzy2k2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What I came for: random weapons
    What I stayed for: horse tilt

  • @NanoSwarm
    @NanoSwarm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    holy shit the fucking whipped cream had me cracking up IRL, not even just exhaling slightly through my nose, like actually belly laughing.

  • @officialziochannel
    @officialziochannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was by far the most intense challenge for me! Loved it

  • @ddontpanic4261
    @ddontpanic4261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music when you first got launched using the horse tilt glitch just felt fucking perfect!

  • @no1ofconsequence936
    @no1ofconsequence936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I got a fever and the only cure is more horse tilt."
    -Willem DaDougDoug
    Edit: How did I get Willem Dafoe and Christopher Walken mixed up? I guess it's just that DougDoug wasn't walking.

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and i live by that

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes, the stream where DougDoug committed many crimes against humanity and acts of treason while zonked out of his mind on horse tilt.

  • @0PE.
    @0PE. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    It’s time you accept you’re addicted to horse-tilt

  • @Art3mis28
    @Art3mis28 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I can quit anytime! After this I’ll quit horse tilt forever!”
    *literally not even five seconds later*
    Doug:I’m just gonna horse tilt again-

  • @bigsmoke4385
    @bigsmoke4385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Doug after he gets hit by a guard and pulls out an OP weapon: "Call an ambulance, call an ambulance! But not for me!"

  • @shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561
    @shoggothsatemyicecreamtruc2561 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Revisiting this after awhile and the fucking bit at 7:28 where he just goes “oh staff of paralysis” and the sound the soldier makes as he falls over has me absolutely cackling

  • @colinblau6119
    @colinblau6119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I somehow whish he uploaded footage of this "speedrun" and claimed it as world record. So the speed run moderators would have to watch a man slowly losing it through snorting horse tilt.

  • @d1nodray
    @d1nodray 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    love how he says "the dragon attacks helgen" as if the World-Eater is just some random dragon and not the final boss lol

  • @NuminorTheFool
    @NuminorTheFool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:35 That Coast Guard comment is underrated as fuck XD

  • @fantasierra
    @fantasierra 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The swimming guard was funny and all, but going to prison would have been faster than just swimming.

  • @tooth_picc3032
    @tooth_picc3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Doug Doug has blessed us with another upload

  • @casualfilth2241
    @casualfilth2241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To do this challenge Doug really fought fought with tooth and nail... and a sword and a staff and many more.

  • @el1m1n8or
    @el1m1n8or 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you know todays gonna be a good day when DougDoug uploads
    luigi pump

  • @Kurogane_666
    @Kurogane_666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guards and the postman go through such amazing lengths to find you

  • @D3aThKult
    @D3aThKult 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "to save two minutes, I spent 10 minutes dying on a mountain."
    That's genius.

  • @Dino83
    @Dino83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My first experience of this channel is horse tilt and I'm immediately on board!

  • @callmekarol8826
    @callmekarol8826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The guard's dedication to arrest you tho... I imagine he took his work very seriously xD

  • @Flitch300
    @Flitch300 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The tilting horse glitch is reminding me of "M Speed" in SU (Sonic Unleashed)! 😂

  • @MoosefaceYT
    @MoosefaceYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how it's a Dark Brotherhood speedrun, but he passes the fastest time pretty much at the start of the video.

  • @Randomguy007.
    @Randomguy007. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude the darkbrother quests are so good!🔥🔥

  • @mikewarper6789
    @mikewarper6789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This was painful to watch. Horse tilt tore my family apart.

  • @gravityshark580
    @gravityshark580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really like the bits that happen in every doug video it spans the entire video and its alway hilarious

  • @orangetatosauce
    @orangetatosauce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this reminds me of when my dad got into horse tilt... needless to say, he isn't in the family anymore because of it. It's such a shame, he was an... okay guy before getting on horse tilt. and his name was doug, what a fun name! Who would name their kid Doug twice? Its just kind of weird to be named doug doug- holy shit...