When you write a report on a book you never read

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  • @FairbairnFilms
    @FairbairnFilms  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2203

    follow us on instagram @lachlanfairbairn an @jaxonfairbairn but only one of us you must choose

  • @Rec0rderMast3r
    @Rec0rderMast3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8754

    When it doesn't make sense just say everything was a metaphor

    • @ClasherofWorlds
      @ClasherofWorlds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      the art of Bullshit indeed

    • @gamingdrain1047
      @gamingdrain1047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The classic

    • @shafo827
      @shafo827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

    • @GrowingDownUnder
      @GrowingDownUnder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      then you just say you purposely write it like that with hidden clues and when the teacher deciphers the hidden clues it will reveal what the story is actually about

    • @kappal3215
      @kappal3215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB you are the best :)

  • @ludwigvanbeethoven3970
    @ludwigvanbeethoven3970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4167

    Only Jameston can accidentally sell 250,000 copies of a book he accidentally wrote

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB stop no one cares about this stupid bot spam

    • @hurricane757
      @hurricane757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@smartart6841 you gave him what he wanted hate lol

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hurricane757 oh cmon

    • @scoopadifuego
      @scoopadifuego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      After all, he did once become the CEO of Apple overnight.

    • @jacksonstorm97
      @jacksonstorm97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My man Beethoven right there

  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8498

    Was their entire channel for an art assignment?

    • @igh0stlyi410
      @igh0stlyi410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Gammalol ikr

    • @koali007
      @koali007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hi dragoon

    • @spikefurious5416
      @spikefurious5416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Dragoon! Always nice to see another one of my favourite youtubers in the comments of a totally unrelated one.

    • @TankerMan3000
      @TankerMan3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny seeing you here!

    • @AFMakers
      @AFMakers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah art assignments aspire to be as good as this

  • @hutzx
    @hutzx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4566

    “ nah fuck that I hate reading “ I died 🤣😂💀

  • @polycrystallinecandy
    @polycrystallinecandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3853

    0:13 "yes sir, I handed it up on the due date, right on time"
    He's so proud, probably the first time he's done it lol

    • @BrodenPlays
      @BrodenPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@googleanti-speech7618 What the fuck did I just read?

    • @Brave_Sir_Robin
      @Brave_Sir_Robin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He does say that “i have a reputation to keep up”

  • @charlilymo192
    @charlilymo192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3814

    I love how these videos are relatable at the start and then escalate so fucking quickly into the most bizzare story ever.......

    • @sossoya86
      @sossoya86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ikr, i just found my fav comedy sketch channels. plus that Australian accent

    • @kentaro.h9839
      @kentaro.h9839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Seems like perfectly a normal situation to me. What you never wrote a New York Best Seller to get out of having to read for a book report?

    • @ouralternate-history5672
      @ouralternate-history5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kentaro.h9839 i have written like 46 best sellers

    • @comebacksarecool2834
      @comebacksarecool2834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You never accidentally wrote a best seller? Strange

    • @birrdee1330
      @birrdee1330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that is true

  • @justsomesquonk
    @justsomesquonk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    “Jameson, are you a best selling author?” Has me dead

    • @pseudophp
      @pseudophp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Yeah, New York Timing" XD

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pseudophp or some shit

  • @merpius
    @merpius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    OMG.... Jameson is an older version of my son. Kid can come up with an entire fictional universe with maps, detailed politics, etc But reading about tree kangaroos and writing 3 paragraphs about that is beyond the pale.

    • @mxsdrago
      @mxsdrago 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      does your kid play dungeons and dragons-

    • @merpius
      @merpius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@mxsdrago not D&D, specifically, but table top role-playing games, yes.

    • @gamingjedi52
      @gamingjedi52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@merpius oki

    • @artwithjam3304
      @artwithjam3304 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @pissfrog
      @pissfrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Perhaps I am your son

  • @oliebro7778
    @oliebro7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2571

    These are the very few people where fame doesn’t change their content

    • @stockstrut
      @stockstrut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      𝑴𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 5𝑲 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒔 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓, 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒑𝒄♥️🙏🙏

    • @ShezzasVideos
      @ShezzasVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      If anything it makes it better

    • @justben8984
      @justben8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr ! 😂

    • @Tigez
      @Tigez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@stockstrut Shut it, bot

    • @stormbuddy7868
      @stormbuddy7868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Tigez your literally telling a bot to shut up lad😂

  • @KarstenBelt
    @KarstenBelt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6258

    The lesson learned here is you'll become succesfull if you don't do your schoolwork very well

    • @hakunoraku
      @hakunoraku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      True but Einstein taught us that a century ago.

    • @shadowmaster7596
      @shadowmaster7596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah this Jaxon was so dedicated to his craft that he wrote another book

    • @quokka_yt
      @quokka_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB Shut up.
      I'll report you for spam, you bot.

    • @grocklingerferto6376
      @grocklingerferto6376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB
      I saw a channel once with the same goal as you.

    • @Sontronite
      @Sontronite 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

  • @sophdog1678
    @sophdog1678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    I once submitted a book report on "To Kill A Mocking Bird" having only read the first 3 chapters. The rest I picked up from class discussions. I got 17 out of 20 for the report lol. Years later I actually read the book and it was very good.

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One of my classmates didn't think she was going to bother reading Jane Eyre to the end, so when we had to sign up for which chapters we had to present a review to the class about, and the rest of us wanted to procrastinate, she eagerly put up her hand to do the first chapters, and then she could forget the rest.

  • @theeeeoooooo
    @theeeeoooooo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Technically he wrote a book report on a book he read. Because he wrote it himself!

  • @willsmith1966
    @willsmith1966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    "Nah f**k that I hate reading."
    That line really got me.

    • @RP-ws8fl
      @RP-ws8fl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was Nah, fuck that

    • @drigondii
      @drigondii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s so true though

    • @zapdite9410
      @zapdite9410 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats good, cause it was the closing punch line of the whole video

  • @benelan1639
    @benelan1639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2214

    I love how relatable these sketches are. I remember when I was trying to avoid reading 1984 and accidentally wrote Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief. Good times

    • @philippezevenberg1332
      @philippezevenberg1332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      1984 is a very funny book, you should read it to uplift your feelings about our society.

    • @caveboy5677
      @caveboy5677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ahh. There was this time I needed to write an essay about Edmund Barton and I ended up accidentally writing the Harry Potter series. Good times

    • @ships_of_life1250
      @ships_of_life1250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This reminds me of the time i was trying not to read Johnny Tremaine and ended up writing Our Fault in the Stars. Good times.

    • @PoseidonGod
      @PoseidonGod 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hahaha, same. I remember we had only one week to read a book and report on it. I got so lazy that I wrote my own book myself, I named it something like Charlotte’s Web or something. The good o’l days.

    • @HirstMovies
      @HirstMovies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@PoseidonGod charlotte's web?? XDDD LMFAOO

  • @lolza127
    @lolza127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    Just did this today boys. Wrote an 800 word essay in 40 minutes on a book ive never read and got a b+

    • @mikelaehn5367
      @mikelaehn5367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Congrats

    • @lolza127
      @lolza127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thanks mate

    • @sonakshisharma5775
      @sonakshisharma5775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lolza127 what did u write if u never read the book?

    • @lolza127
      @lolza127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@sonakshisharma5775 it was a comparison of a certain theme between the book and 3 poems about war. i just asked my mate who died and voila

    • @tropical878
      @tropical878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lolza127 aha lemme guess gcse English lit?

  • @ThePistolPC
    @ThePistolPC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "Jamston. Are you a best selling author?". I cant.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2506

    Volcano Boys is actually fucking great,I'd highly recommend you guys to read it. One thing that confuses me about it though is the ammount of communist undertones in it,not sure what that's all about.

    • @davidshepherd1634
      @davidshepherd1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I completely and wholeheartedly agree. The communist ideologies mixed into the novel were rather confusing indeed. However, the analogy comparing the flowing rivers of lava to the hate that permeates through modern day society was incredibly well crafted, and I think it would benefit all of civilization to acknowledge the impact that this highly extravagant metaphor can do.

    • @Arcanaa
      @Arcanaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half..

    • @mr.meeseeks5127
      @mr.meeseeks5127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      You don't understand it because you probably didn't read the book. Maybe you should have watched the movie.

    • @pizzagamer2089
      @pizzagamer2089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Fuck that i hate reading

    • @jackysbin3860
      @jackysbin3860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Communist undertones? I think you may have extrapolated too much

  • @anniechen3275
    @anniechen3275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    So Jamston basically wrote “The Outsiders” fan fiction and got it published. Next thing you know, there will be a Netflix adaptation.

    • @bonusyt6413
      @bonusyt6413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And then a whole movie about it on the big screen (Movie Theaters)

    • @dominicduncan9895
      @dominicduncan9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bonusyt6413 the parentheses just... ha

    • @theperson8539
      @theperson8539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s literally what Fifty Shades of Grey was… Twilight fan fiction… someone actually had this type of thought: “I f*cking love Twilight, but you know what sucks? The fantasy elements! The cool powers and lore bore the stool off of me!” Process that for a second.

  • @manasvijain8304
    @manasvijain8304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    “When you write a report on a book you’ve never read, with the snap of fingers you can make your bed, that’s what I said” 🎶

    • @jessica1lopez
      @jessica1lopez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what I was thinking and about to say!

    • @TheGreenThunder1607
      @TheGreenThunder1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everything is not what it seems, when you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams

    • @Frost-mv4pz
      @Frost-mv4pz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh my, I was wondering if enyone else heard this. It was the first thing I thought about when I saw it.

    • @anthropomorphicrabbit866
      @anthropomorphicrabbit866 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The wording is too specific for it not to be a Wizards of Waverly Place reference

    • @TheGreenThunder1607
      @TheGreenThunder1607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah check the Video discription

  • @Stella-ke7xb
    @Stella-ke7xb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I did an essay on Lord of the Flies after only reading the first two chapters. I got a 95% and the teacher uses it as an example every year

    • @eh86055
      @eh86055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you, like, use Sparknotes or something?

    • @requiem165
      @requiem165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read that fucking book 18 goddamn times

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@eh86055 Lord of the flies has a pretty unique concept and if you just focus on that you don't need to know the whole story I think

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've done this on a few assignments and the best I could ever get out of it was a B/B-

    • @madeleinep.828
      @madeleinep.828 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meanwhile I actually read it and could never get higher than a B in Honors English 😭

  • @byrongreen7225
    @byrongreen7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    Darcy’s acting as the kitchen bench top was truely breathtaking

  • @Jachael123
    @Jachael123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3771

    Me for every book my class had to read after I got my Premier's Reading Challenge hall of fame medal

    • @Sumesest
      @Sumesest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What's that?

    • @DownTownCabCo.23
      @DownTownCabCo.23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      iS tHaT sOoOo

    • @marissarose3796
      @marissarose3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I can’t talk right now I’m doing Aussie primary school sh*t

    • @belle6933
      @belle6933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Sumesest you have to read a certain amount of books, record them on a piece of paper and you get a medal at the end. A weird thing primary school thing students do here 💀😅

    • @oakamao3014
      @oakamao3014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn bro you know the Premier’s Reading Challenge?!

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Did you get a book published" the way he says that just kills me, also this is a teacher's worst nightmare a genuinely smart and talented student with absolutely no work ethic or drive

  • @blinkyghost8398
    @blinkyghost8398 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Plot twist ending: the student gets a call that a movie is being made based off a book and they want him to co-direct it
    the student stands up and leaves the room while telling the teacher "These guys want me to co-direct a movie based on my book. I'll see ya in a few months, probably when the movie comes out"

  • @KonexMatrix
    @KonexMatrix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Step 1: Analyse the question
    Step 2: Read summaries on the internet
    Step 3: Write

    • @connorperdicaro2953
      @connorperdicaro2953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Step 4 lose motivation and half a half completed copy and when the due date arrives you are like oh shit, but you’ve lost momentum and you don’t know where to pick it back up from and you end up handing in the half completed copy which was actually submitted as a draft as part of the marking criteria and you end up going below average and feeling like shit and realising oh hey maybe I should have put my head down instead of getting distracted by fronds family and video games and try to finish school and get good grades so I can enlist in the defence force as an electrical engineer and maybe instead of leaving with a few years of full time pay and a degree I can get a job at the actual defence force that coincides with my current ambitions

    • @hrafnkell_halldorsson
      @hrafnkell_halldorsson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Step 4b: ask a friend for their document and change up the order of the words while keeping it grammatically correct.

    • @khoralis6458
      @khoralis6458 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      step 5: drop out if you failed and become a youtuber

    • @sarajundi8946
      @sarajundi8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or even better, dont read summaries, watch youtube summaries at double speed🤣

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And also pay attention to the discussions in class of the book and boom A+ on the midterm/final

  • @joshuasaragih7263
    @joshuasaragih7263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    He became a top author just to finish a school task

    • @Yugi_Muto_the_King_of_Games
      @Yugi_Muto_the_King_of_Games 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Meanwhile my mate spent 5 years writing a book only to get mediocre sales

    • @MrSmokinGanja
      @MrSmokinGanja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just to attempt a cheat at a school task

    • @dhplaz1475
      @dhplaz1475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB ???

    • @18grape
      @18grape 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He'll have as many novels as Stephen King by the time he graduates.

    • @ProMeowCat
      @ProMeowCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB noob

  • @winglessspider503
    @winglessspider503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Fun fact: the main character in “The Outsiders” wrote the book for a school assignment in the first place.
    (This is revealed at the end of the book, just saying for y’all who didn’t read the book and created their own universes and novels instead) :>

  • @NTE_
    @NTE_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Haven’t laughed that hard in awhile. Absolutely hilarious

    • @angad1290
      @angad1290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is not the expert being on every banger vid first when devin white transfer to bengals ncaa team now here how is he everywhere, are you actually the second coming of Justin y, didn’t realise he died condolences to your past life family and to better adventures

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to keep rewatching because I was laughing too hard to hear what was going on.

  • @happybirthdayravenicantswim
    @happybirthdayravenicantswim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    Nobody:
    Selena Gomez: when you write a report on a book you never read

    • @feesh9977
      @feesh9977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB give bobux

    • @youngbahss3220
      @youngbahss3220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB thats messed up. Think seriously about qhy you want that. Then try to focus on something else

    • @taicronin305
      @taicronin305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB say some shit against lgbtq then

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @That Guy that’s what it said

    • @CheapskateMotorsports
      @CheapskateMotorsports 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed

  • @oliviarenard
    @oliviarenard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    As Nick Miller from New Girl once said, “Writers don’t read. We write.”

    • @dyuan
      @dyuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      as a really bad amateur writer, I can confirm

    • @weeloey5156
      @weeloey5156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 love that reference

    • @regularshow960
      @regularshow960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dyuan you can only be so good unless you do a lot of reading.

    • @dyuan
      @dyuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@regularshow960 my point exactly

    • @theflyingsquid
      @theflyingsquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reading strengthens your vocabulary extensively, making your writing better

  • @potatodirectioner9843
    @potatodirectioner9843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    “When you write a report on a book you never read” am I the only one who thought of the wizards of waverly place theme song

    • @louislouislouis28
      @louislouislouis28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No that’s exactly why I clicked on it

    • @platinum9825
      @platinum9825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I thought I was the only one!

    • @nonametherabbit8593
      @nonametherabbit8593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      exactly >:3

    • @unlikelygamer
      @unlikelygamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was hoping to see a comment about this

    • @AinoNNuunu
      @AinoNNuunu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love your pfp

  • @Jamiered18
    @Jamiered18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    When I was at school, we had to read a tonne of books and there were rewards. You had to write reports that actually required you to read the books. But I found a loophole!
    You would choose your book, of course nobody wanted to choose poetry... but if you did, all you had to write about was your most and least favourite poem. And of course that's subjective. So I would pick a poetry book at random, 2 poems at random, read only those, and write a bunch of nonsense. All to high praise

  • @thefaithfulromulan1767
    @thefaithfulromulan1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The best thing about these guy's content is that even though I've technically haven't experienced some of these things, they still FEEL relatable.

    • @keyu1290
      @keyu1290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ì Àm ĶèvîňBB no one reply this guy, he's an attention seaking low life

    • @thefaithfulromulan1767
      @thefaithfulromulan1767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@keyu1290 No shit.

    • @trapd00rspider
      @trapd00rspider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keyu1290 report as spam

  • @tobes.
    @tobes. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Last time I was this early Jaxon was teaching me how to attract men.

    • @stockstrut
      @stockstrut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      𝑴𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒎 𝒔𝒂𝒊𝒅 𝒊𝒇 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 5𝑲 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒔 𝒃𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓, 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒑𝒄♥️🙏🙏

    • @Twennytwo007
      @Twennytwo007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@stockstrut shut up no

    • @tongus5799
      @tongus5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stockstrut do you really think anyone cares?

    • @chaz3196
      @chaz3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stockstrut no lol

    • @Bonkify69
      @Bonkify69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB I'll kick ya ass

  • @bennyjones1502
    @bennyjones1502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Probably the most “punchliney” skit you’ve done, boys. It’s almost like this one had story structure and sheet. Like a novel or something. Did you boys write a novel?

  • @imviviotic3448
    @imviviotic3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i love how these videos just evolve into the most bizzare story ever in 3 mins

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Darcy's acting as the comments about Darcy's acting is incredible, Oscar worthy

    • @kardiaclark8111
      @kardiaclark8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay damn it... This one got me 😶

    • @himanbam
      @himanbam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Darcy's acting as this running joke seemed a little bit stale...

  • @rumaysa9649
    @rumaysa9649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    Jameston: starting writing the report, had a m̷e̷n̷t̷a̷l̷ ̷b̷r̷e̷a̷k̷d̷o̷w̷n̷ *revelation for a new book* , bon appetite

  • @EthanB97808
    @EthanB97808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've been going through a rough time lately and anything you guys put out makes my day. You are fucking fantastic

  • @maryam8538
    @maryam8538 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this is my favorite ever sketch, I never fail to laugh every time I come back here and I love showing it to literally anyone I know

  • @Zovati
    @Zovati 3 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Dislikes are from the people that didn’t like Jameston’s book

    • @obu007
      @obu007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Its Jamston!

    • @daloolah4261
      @daloolah4261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol the likes on this post outnumber the dislikes for the vid rn

    • @Tetrodome
      @Tetrodome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Perhaps their dislikes are because they wanted to buy a copy but it has been sold out

    • @joecool4656
      @joecool4656 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I wasn’t to sure about what happened on page 50

    • @Zovati
      @Zovati 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@obu007 whoops typo

  • @just._.3than908
    @just._.3than908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    When the teacher says to u “can I speak to u for a minute”
    You “I’m in danger”

    • @thyguy1568
      @thyguy1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *chuckles, im in danger*

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB STOP SPAMMMMMMM

    • @robloxtipshelper
      @robloxtipshelper 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just edited it lmao

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robloxtipshelper thats what a meme is

    • @evaprebil4396
      @evaprebil4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I had online school the teacher was like
      You wait the rest can go
      I was slowly dying But when the conversation between us she told me
      "you didnt send me the email if you agree with the grade you Got"

  • @ghost-type
    @ghost-type 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Nah, fuck that. I hate reading." - Jaxon

  • @benjisimson6898
    @benjisimson6898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "New York Timings" gets me everytime

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or some shit

  • @user-rj5eu2hw2k
    @user-rj5eu2hw2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Teacher: did you write a report on a book you never read.
    Jaxon: no I wrote a book on a report I never read.
    (Thanks for all the likes)

    • @willeiland5699
      @willeiland5699 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB you got this. Good job. We support you

    • @kiaikat3725
      @kiaikat3725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I am honestly impressed good job for your low IQ to think of something as good as that

  • @livy_grace
    @livy_grace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The Outsiders was actually one of the few books I have actually read at school and that I have enjoyed

  • @oscarg4107
    @oscarg4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That “James” character got so much skinnier.

  • @ShezzasVideos
    @ShezzasVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Other people carried Tom Cruise and Patrick swayze in the movie.
    *Change my mind*

    • @iamnotchip1280
      @iamnotchip1280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB no bc you're my fav youtuber

  • @anakinskywalker3062
    @anakinskywalker3062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Jameston Is the type of person that would sell his house to pay rent

  • @yourmumsbed2371
    @yourmumsbed2371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Bruh I am doing this legit right now exactly on "The Outsiders" lmao

  • @hollymarie1636
    @hollymarie1636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So I was the only one who sung this title exactly like wizards of waverly place theme tune?

  • @s.storumus8620
    @s.storumus8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Darcy’s performance as the sheet of paper was exceptional

    • @frogfrogson2670
      @frogfrogson2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This joke isnt funny anymore

    • @s.storumus8620
      @s.storumus8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@frogfrogson2670 tell that to 25 likes

    • @frogfrogson2670
      @frogfrogson2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@s.storumus8620 hey 25 likes this jokes not funny anymore. Done it

    • @s.storumus8620
      @s.storumus8620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@frogfrogson2670 27 now bitch

    • @rachelambereverleigh9308
      @rachelambereverleigh9308 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@s.storumus8620 125 likes. I thought it was funny:))

  • @cal1390
    @cal1390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I just use online book summary's. Once the teacher questioned me about the book because she was suspicious, I totally acted like Jackson

  • @roseJ96
    @roseJ96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I literally got an A on a book report on my final because I watched the movie and paid attention in class discussions. I was so proud of myself lol

  • @andykenny9101
    @andykenny9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:16
    ‘Tells me I’ve got myself a book deal!’
    … awkwardly scratches eyebrow
    ‘Wasn’t even after one.
    Best part lmao

  • @_hunterregan
    @_hunterregan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When you hate reading so you become a best selling author instead

    • @lucashill7685
      @lucashill7685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/qtwnkFd_5to/w-d-xo.html

  • @emma03
    @emma03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    did anyone else immediately think of the wizards of waverly place intro song when they read the title?
    “well, you might find out it'll go to your head
    when you write a report on a book you never read
    with the snap of your fingers you can make your bed
    that's what I said”
    edit: just read the description hahaha

    • @underhypedandoverrated
      @underhypedandoverrated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ahhh this makes so much sense, I was quite confused for a second there

    • @twistedindreams2240
      @twistedindreams2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg yes!

    • @luke2max
      @luke2max 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha that's one of my favorite Disney shows

    • @seekingsnowflakes
      @seekingsnowflakes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha, i loved that show :D Gotta watch it again some day

    • @mohammedbinghaith6602
      @mohammedbinghaith6602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Everything is not what it seems

  • @little_isalina
    @little_isalina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, writing a novel would probably be easier for me than reading one. My brain's just kinda wired that way.

  • @Ms123kill
    @Ms123kill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As long as he has enough “hence, therefore, moreover”, he is doing good.

    • @imaginareality
      @imaginareality 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit, I could have used "Moreover" in my essays. I feel like I just start every second sentence with "However" or "Furthermore"

  • @euancran1227
    @euancran1227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    pov: you’re looking for someone making a wizards of Waverley place joke

    • @Yoshi-dw9xt
      @Yoshi-dw9xt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I definitely did not do that🙄

    • @amanemadi3845
      @amanemadi3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I literally clicked on the video thinking it was gonna be a wizard of Waverley place meme

    • @t0benai
      @t0benai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      with the snap of your fingers you can make your bed

    • @TheLegoPerson
      @TheLegoPerson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They did--check the description! That's what I was hoping for too

    • @amanemadi3845
      @amanemadi3845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheLegoPerson OHMYGOODNESS THATS BROUGHT ME SO MUCH JOY

  • @oli_ing819
    @oli_ing819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    What I would do:
    ‘The Outsiders’ is a great novel for all readers and has an action-packed story. It’s marvellously-created introduction grabs the reader and brings them into the vast world of the book. The main character has lots of conflict between good and bad and has to fight to save him/herself and his/her friends. This book is appropriate for all readers and I seriously recommend it.

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah wouldn’t work. Too vague, which is the point but still it wouldn’t hold up. You would have to explain your points

    • @jaykutts9664
      @jaykutts9664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'd rather read volcano boys.

    • @tompaulsen6726
      @tompaulsen6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love this book too, Im surprised its brought up here seeing as its from the 90s. It was an assignment in our high school. Highly recommended!

    • @yap9877
      @yap9877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's a report? Any English teacher will fail that, I'm afraid. You need an introduction, at least three paragraphs considering different specific points of the story/characters (and for extra points how it relates to current events or modern society or some shit), and a conclusion.
      Your report is getting an F, I'm sorry.

    • @oli_ing819
      @oli_ing819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@yap9877 are you a teacher or something lol?

  • @mro4ts457
    @mro4ts457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:58
    🤣 “I’ve got a reputation to uphold here”

  • @jamesmiller9342
    @jamesmiller9342 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Finally, I'm old enough to appreciate this scit.

  • @urquijom1
    @urquijom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I can’t be the only one that sang the Wizards of Waverly Place theme when I read the title, right?

    • @robin0135
      @robin0135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      look at the description ;)

    • @urquijom1
      @urquijom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robin0135 Yooo LOL, thanks!

  • @a_beats5529
    @a_beats5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That's me during every book report

    • @turtleproductions2551
      @turtleproductions2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually had to do a book report on the outsiders and I only skim read ¾ of the book so had only half a clue as to what was going on. I ended up copying some quotes of my classmates before class and added them to the 3 I had, ended up getting a 4 or 5 out of 8 on that assessment, yes My school grades on a criteria out of 8

    • @a_beats5529
      @a_beats5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turtleproductions2551 greatt.... also why does your school grade you out of 8 thats weird lol

    • @turtleproductions2551
      @turtleproductions2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_beats5529 Im not sure, I go to an international private school so maybe that has somthing to do with it, it starts grading like this from start of middle school 6th grade till end of high school.

    • @a_beats5529
      @a_beats5529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@turtleproductions2551 I go to an international private school as well lol

    • @turtleproductions2551
      @turtleproductions2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a_beats5529 awsome how do they grade you, Im in europe so that may be a difference unless you live here too then Im really not sure lol

  • @TheItalianoAssassino
    @TheItalianoAssassino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Reminds me of my last Uni assigment. I had to read like 30 pages of a book and explain and interpret that shit or whatever. I spent 45 minutes googling the keywords of the questions, found decent summaries and spent forever trying to come up with a comprehensive text on the basis of the short summaries. 😂

    • @chriswyatt9869
      @chriswyatt9869 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      For my whole time at Uni, I never actually read any of the readings, journals, books etc - I just read the abstract and/ or conclusion. Then just filler that out with waffle. Managed to bullshit my way to a degree putting in little to no effort.

  • @pancakes2849
    @pancakes2849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I did this in an exam once, the marker just circled a whole paragraph and just wrote "why?"

  • @dannywhite132
    @dannywhite132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Video idea: 10 minutes of Jackson just saying "yip yip jahoo im Jackson!" To make up for all the ones he's missed

  • @lani_definitely
    @lani_definitely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Are you guys getting your ideas from Wizards of Waverley Place now? Next video will be when you snap your fingers to make your bed I swear.

    • @subparcrow
      @subparcrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What

    • @agraohar7427
      @agraohar7427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      have you seen the description of the video

    • @zuzannawrobel
      @zuzannawrobel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was looking for this comment

    • @molls127
      @molls127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ï Âm ĶèvìñBB dude get therapy if you _want_ to be hated you might have an issue

  • @quakywacky8048
    @quakywacky8048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This feels like a precursor to 'Jaxon's Bookclub'...

  • @yeah_its_evan2293
    @yeah_its_evan2293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold

  • @Kate-ce8id
    @Kate-ce8id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    When you actually wrote an essay on the Outsiders and actually didn’t read the book 💀

    • @frogfrogson2670
      @frogfrogson2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats what the video is about

    • @drbobjones9760
      @drbobjones9760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao just did a outsiders essay a week ago 🤣

    • @bidlingodoop4673
      @bidlingodoop4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't have the book that we were meant to be reading for 2 months and I have to write the essay in 3 days

    • @dingacool2304
      @dingacool2304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m not even joking I did the exact same thing, I just went off what my friends were talking about

    • @Kate-ce8id
      @Kate-ce8id 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dingacool2304 omg sameee. I made mine so vague aha

  • @AdamSU119
    @AdamSU119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love Darcy's acting he is so good as a piece of paper

  • @alittlebindi25
    @alittlebindi25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Anything can become a metaphor for anything if you really want it to.

  • @boblikepie
    @boblikepie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chapter summaries got me through so many book reports I remember my friends being pissed off that I got a comment on one essay that I showed great knowledge of the book that I didn't read

  • @gigachad17423
    @gigachad17423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Jaxon playing the report was really exquisite acting on his part.

    • @liamblanco9641
      @liamblanco9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who tf is jaxon?

    • @liamblanco9641
      @liamblanco9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hamdanplayz1809 that’s Jameston...

    • @glitched2797
      @glitched2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Every time this deeply tired joke is ripped out of its grave and dragged backwards into another video's comment section, I lose just a little bit of happiness in my life

  • @spiral8413
    @spiral8413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You know it’s a good day when fairbairn posts

  • @cobysmith5049
    @cobysmith5049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the greatest one yet!!

  • @DaMoNkEyGoD
    @DaMoNkEyGoD 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doesn’t matter how many videos come out. This is still my favorite.

  • @nightninja6244
    @nightninja6244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Darcy's acting as the report was absolutely beautiful

  • @ShezzasVideos
    @ShezzasVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    All I do is talk about how "motivating" and "inspiring" the book was.
    I usually fail but its better then making assumptions

  • @luca830
    @luca830 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    These guys are fantastic.. I love them..

  • @masonrasnake
    @masonrasnake ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this sketch so much

  • @bestieboo
    @bestieboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I want them to write a book now, not gonna lie...

  • @ethanpredergast3006
    @ethanpredergast3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Attempt 14 of asking for when you go to your HS reunion and have done nothing with your life

    • @19ThreeLions97
      @19ThreeLions97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hah, i need that tutorial

    • @thestuff4321
      @thestuff4321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No. That's too close to home

    • @ethanpredergast3006
      @ethanpredergast3006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thestuff4321 I’ve been asking for months surely this is the time

    • @khrashingphantom9632
      @khrashingphantom9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Be honest about what you do and don't give a f*** about what anyone else thinks. Because even if you're not exactly where you wanna be in life hopefully you have plenty of it left to do whatever you wanna strive for (unless it's nefarious then please change your ways. Lol). Also MOST people really don't wind up EXACTLY where they wanna be in just 10 years after high school, so being honest may help break the ice loosen up the convo some since you likely aren't the only one that feels that way. Lastly if you have friends that will be at said reunion link up with and maybe hang out, and if you're single talk to some ladies, gents, or whoever while you're there. Have a good time and take the pressure off. I hope you have fun if you choose to go.

    • @SNGamiiing
      @SNGamiiing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@khrashingphantom9632 I don’t think that would be a very good story for the script.

  • @hildthelfld1154
    @hildthelfld1154 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Outsiders' book, and movie are brilliant. Loved it.

  • @ethantam894
    @ethantam894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    mission failed successfully

  • @konner5213
    @konner5213 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That ending is the best line any student could say in that scenario.

  • @underhypedandoverrated
    @underhypedandoverrated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Lachlan: there’s lots of people in the film. Patrick Swayze, Tom cruise... other people
    Other people - Ralph Macchio, Rob Lowe, Matt Dillion, Emilio Estevez, C. Thomas Howell: ...sure. Everyone remembers Tom cruise and Patrick Swayze

    • @TheReconJacob
      @TheReconJacob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How could anyone forget the karate kid himself?

    • @alexintheshadows4557
      @alexintheshadows4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheReconJacob ca-rat-AY

    • @WillyMcCoy-pv6kn
      @WillyMcCoy-pv6kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      don't forget Tom Waits

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only person I can remember from that movie is rob lowe

  • @RickTroutner
    @RickTroutner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    From president to published author. This Jackson fellow is really making moves.

  • @Sol-jj5ov
    @Sol-jj5ov 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I´m totally in love with these guys. The actor playing the student has an incredible comedic timing (that reminds me of Norm MacDonald). Absolutely brilliant

  • @EvilOdysseus
    @EvilOdysseus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    They're gonna make skits based on the lyrics of Wizards Of Waverley Place

    • @itsnicole11
      @itsnicole11 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As soon as I read the title I immediately thought of the Wizards of Waverley Place theme song. Glad someone else noticed too

  • @alast382
    @alast382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Video idea: when you watch a movie with your family

  • @cameronball3998
    @cameronball3998 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was just now recommended this one. This is one of my favourites you all have ever made

  • @Graveyardgirl33
    @Graveyardgirl33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The moment the teacher says "everyone exept you can go" is when I question my entire life

  • @lukesleicestercityfanchann4657
    @lukesleicestercityfanchann4657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Good vid

  • @evanty5372
    @evanty5372 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “New york timings or some shit” IM DEAD

  • @anrosmit8782
    @anrosmit8782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jackson's been working out eh. Good man!

  • @PedroRodrigues-je6xp
    @PedroRodrigues-je6xp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53 Man, I feel you, I hate reading but I quite like writing