We have seen many brutal and painful-looking scenes in JoJo, but this entire battle is just equivalent to torture. The mere imagination of a situation in which you have scissors stuck under your skin makes my throat hurt.
“Don’t worry, Boss! I’ll protect you and your identity no matter what!” “Excellent, Doppio! That’s why you’re my number one!” “I’ll do whatever it takes to keep you safe, even if I have to lose a foot doing so!” “Excel-wait, what?!” “Risottos next attack will cut my right foot off, but I’m sure I’ll figure out how his Stand works by doing so!” “Uhh... that... that’s not necessary! You should really focus on keeping our-I mean YOURself in one piece... more than anything.” “I’m glad to hear you care about me in such a way Boss, but I know what I’m doing.” “I don’t think you do.”
For real though, imagine how it feels to be Doppio. He's not just getting sharp object spawned into his body, that's bad enough, but he's being shown that it's going to happen. And he can't even do anything about it after he sees it happen.
That’s kind of what the boss was going for being all secretive. He was found out, which is why he wanted to leave, but when Doppio decided to fight he figured “kill him”
In real life Risotto would seriously be the most OP stand user ever. He can just walk by you disguised (although most people probably don't even know how he looks so it wouldn't be necessary) and just turn all your metal in your blood into a sharp object and pierce your throat.
@@Necro-md8vfI’m one to believe that Risotto’s stand ability allows him to sort of make the iron in one’s blood expand dramatically, making the smallest amount of iron into a razor.
Guys! Stop saying “Narancia ruined everything” ! If Risotto won his fight and went after Giorno and Co. he could’ve wiped out the whole team considering that he’s an invisible man who can spawn knives in your brain!
Late reply, but Risotto main obj was to find/uncover the Diavolo’s identity. Him killing the boss right then and there would have completed his obj. We dont know for sure why he would then go on to fight Bruno’s gang
Doppio: Scissors are gonna appear in my throat! Are you sure there's nothing you can do to change this? Boss: Yeah... well, I can always erase the future so that it doesn't happen. Doppio: Do that! Boss: I could do that... but that means that I'd have to show my face, and I don't like showing myself in public. Doppio: But- Boss: Your problem.
diavolo takes 10 seconds to take over doppio, he cant really skip time while doppio is in control, if he started taking over he would probably have no time to skip the scissors showing up
@@thanoseid2883 I thought one of Diavolos powers is the power of not being present in his fated encounters. Like the time he made bullets go through himself.
@@canyesilbas5664 not exactly. His power is......how should I put this? Ah! It’s like he’s “removed himself from the world so it doesn’t affect him”. Basically it’s like he’s vanished from reality for a while. I couldn’t explain it better as it’s one of the most complicated abilities ever but that’s honestly my best description. However something forming internally or something affecting him before will still happen. It would just be sped up. Like I said his power is really hard to describe. No wonder it created that meme.
Spoilers for anime only if you click down: Kinda ironic how narancia pretty much saves the boss only for himself to die from him in the Colosseum in Rome. Huh...
If he was was really smart about it he should have just spawned the metal into the brain or form it horizontally so it would be lethal if it we're out.
@@desadograisedrobot515 no bro, it is just like every villain underestimates the person fighting against him, risotto might have thought that he would kill doppio easily , but he didn't know that he has time skip power also to see future
@@desadograisedrobot515 also attacking throat is also not a bad idea as it is the place from where person breathe, believe me, diavolo survived because of plot convenience that's it, otherwise a normal character would have died here
@@harshrana3012 Tbf, Risotto didnt kill him instantly because he wanted to know more about the boss and why some random dude who appeared to be a weakling was second in command. If plot convinience didn't exist for either character Diavolo wouldnt randomly need 10 seconds to take over and would have access to time skip immediately. Its a nerf so we can see Doppio fight and to raise tension so Diavolo isnt all powerful at every single point in the season.
@@andrewlance3898 kira is a literal killer that explodes people to cover it up. stray cat is just a cat that got angry at someone because they were somewhat responsible for killing them. as a stray cat lover, this greatly upsets me
Poor translation. Boss says to Doppio (while they’re trying to figure stuff out) that “Perhaps Rissoto is perhaps invisible most of the time and we only were able to see him because we SAW HIS PREDICTIONs, not necessarily exact visual footage of the future.” So I guess that means Epitaph has a very strong grasp on events of the future that are not necessarily always have to be visible in reality
The time stretch in this fight is clearly much greater than in Dio's, I guess that King Crimson can only shift time and this is where it's all been going.
"What you saw wasn't you dying." "Um. Boss. Scissors. Throat. It looked pretty close to lethal to me." "But was it an instant kill?" "You know what? You're right!" "That's more like it!" "Yeah! It looks like I lose my foot next, but it's not immediately death! I'm sure I'll figure out a way to win!" "Hold the fu- WHAT?! Run! Now!!" "Boss, I can handle this!" "No, the fuck you-" "AAAAAAAAAAAA-" "CAN'T!!!"
What still makes me confused to this day is. How the fuck is Doppio still alive. Not only did he spit out razorblades or get a face full of nails but. A fucking scissor came out of his throat. And he literally couldnt breathe when he lost all of his hemoglobin. I guess its anime and manga logic
Vinegar Doppio Position: Passione Consignour Stand: King Crimson (Able to erase 0.5 seconds of time) Risotto Nero Position: Hitman Team Leader Stand: Metallica (Able to control metal)
Was watching this before class started today and some girl was behind me. They didn’t comment on the fact that Doppio uses a frog as a phone, or that he has a tiny face on his head, or that some weird goth clown is attacking him, or that he literally pulled a pair of scissors out of his throat. All they said was “Why is his hairline so weird?”
I honestly don't understand how Risotto can't just immediately kill anyone by filling their throats with a stapler, or really big nails. Heck, conjure razor blades in their Achilles tendon to immobilize them, or just drain all the iron out of their blood and then wait for them to suffocate. I shouldn't be surprised with how incredibly unclear King Crimson's ability is, but even he admits that Risotto is the most notorious assassin in Italy. Really, why didn't Risotto just flee once he knew he took enough iron out of Doppio's blood is beyond me. So much for being an ingenious assassin.
Shaggy God of Destruction You must be new but it’s implied stand users and Hamon users have hyper regeneration especially when it comes to blood loss and high pain tolerance
Ya know if all the metal objects come from iron in the person's blood than doppio shoyld have died just from the scissors cutting the arteries in his neck, not mention his brain would within a few seconds of not receiving oxygen from having all the iron in his body used.
When I was looking up some random thing about Metallica I saw this as a recommended search. I legitimately forgot JJBA existed for like the last month.
![JJBA: Doppio v. Risotto Full Fight [Supercut]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iNZMc-n-Tmc/mqdefault.jpg)
*Frog:* "Now that he's let me down, I should probably just hop away. But, I want to see where this goes." _gets used as a phone again_
Hall of Fame comment right HERE LMAO.
Makana u again
frogs: *exist*
doppio: *s c r u m p t i o u s*
Just Some Guy with a Mustache ok why do I see you way more often nowadays?
Stop
We have seen many brutal and painful-looking scenes in JoJo, but this entire battle is just equivalent to torture.
The mere imagination of a situation in which you have scissors stuck under your skin makes my throat hurt.
The worst part for me is the needles in the mouth
@@PK-Radio don't forget the razors
That throat pain is from..
THE SCISSORS ABOUT TO SPLIT OPEN YOUR THROAT! METALLICA!
The throat is the only place where you always feel the characters injuries
@@rdr2v1nce7 Nah, for me it's the belly or the guts
Don't you hate when you are walking and suddenly a pair of scissors appear in your throat?
So annoying!
it's more annoying when it's a toaster
I know...
It happens everyday, so crazy!
Tell me about it
I especially hate it when it's a submachine gun
“Don’t worry, Boss! I’ll protect you and your identity no matter what!”
“Excellent, Doppio! That’s why you’re my number one!”
“I’ll do whatever it takes to keep you safe, even if I have to lose a foot doing so!”
“Excel-wait, what?!”
“Risottos next attack will cut my right foot off, but I’m sure I’ll figure out how his Stand works by doing so!”
“Uhh... that... that’s not necessary! You should really focus on keeping our-I mean YOURself in one piece... more than anything.”
“I’m glad to hear you care about me in such a way Boss, but I know what I’m doing.”
“I don’t think you do.”
This is canon now
Yes yes it is 😁
lol
Gabriel Reda Diavolo death #1000,000
@@ch1ckenballs It's not even a death.
4:49 Risotto has such a fabulous walk
He might be my favorite Stand user. Damn Risotto is as metal as his stand.
what else would you expect of METALlica
His stand is iron, not metal
@@Nobodyss21 Isn't Iron a metal tho ?
@@cosmicskeleton yes
@@Nobodyss21 iron is a metal
For real though, imagine how it feels to be Doppio.
He's not just getting sharp object spawned into his body, that's bad enough, but he's being shown that it's going to happen.
And he can't even do anything about it after he sees it happen.
He can always run away
That’s kind of what the boss was going for being all secretive. He was found out, which is why he wanted to leave, but when Doppio decided to fight he figured “kill him”
Remember Guys, don't be confused by this fight...
Because *Confusion will be your Epitaph*
I get it
It's the lyrics from the song
If you lisent, we can all sit and laugh
Genius xD
* *EULOGY*
As I crawl
A crackd and broken path
ドッピオとボスのもしもしトーク中は攻撃を待っててくれる親切なリゾット
俺は（電話中の）お前に近づかない
2:57 Oh god this was painful to look at in the manga, but seeing it animated makes it even worse now.
In real life Risotto would seriously be the most OP stand user ever. He can just walk by you disguised (although most people probably don't even know how he looks so it wouldn't be necessary) and just turn all your metal in your blood into a sharp object and pierce your throat.
And one of the more practical ones, that'd and Heavens Door
in real life he’s making one nail
@@Necro-md8vfI’m one to believe that Risotto’s stand ability allows him to sort of make the iron in one’s blood expand dramatically, making the smallest amount of iron into a razor.
Guys! Stop saying “Narancia ruined everything” !
If Risotto won his fight and went after Giorno and Co. he could’ve wiped out the whole team considering that he’s an invisible man who can spawn knives in your brain!
Jinhunter Slay exactly
And The Boss as himself would've killed Rizotto either way it went
OK, but if Narancia waited around 5 seconds?
Risotto kills Doppio, and therefore Diavolo, and Narancia kills Risotto right after.
Late reply, but Risotto main obj was to find/uncover the Diavolo’s identity. Him killing the boss right then and there would have completed his obj. We dont know for sure why he would then go on to fight Bruno’s gang
I wouldn't want to imagine all 6 being brutally maimed like that
Confusion.. Will be my *E U L O G Y*
In the court of the *EMPEROR CRIMSON*
Ahhh
Ahhh....
FILTHY ACTS; FOR A REA-SON-ABLE PRICE
frog on bike Stone Ocean.
frog on bike Pale Snake, New moon, and of course Maiden Heaven.
Part 7 bad part 6 best
>"My right foot, Boss."
>shows his left foot
Oh so you also noticed
Doppio: Scissors are gonna appear in my throat! Are you sure there's nothing you can do to change this?
Boss: Yeah... well, I can always erase the future so that it doesn't happen.
Doppio: Do that!
Boss: I could do that... but that means that I'd have to show my face, and I don't like showing myself in public.
Doppio: But-
Boss: Your problem.
diavolo takes 10 seconds to take over doppio, he cant really skip time while doppio is in control, if he started taking over he would probably have no time to skip the scissors showing up
@@cheatsykoopa98 also time skip wouldn't prevent them forming anyway. it would still happen but it just wouldn't be remembered.
@@thanoseid2883 It would still happen, it'd just skip the process of them forming. The best he can do is use the skipped time to move beyound range
@@thanoseid2883 I thought one of Diavolos powers is the power of not being present in his fated encounters. Like the time he made bullets go through himself.
@@canyesilbas5664 not exactly. His power is......how should I put this? Ah! It’s like he’s “removed himself from the world so it doesn’t affect him”. Basically it’s like he’s vanished from reality for a while. I couldn’t explain it better as it’s one of the most complicated abilities ever but that’s honestly my best description.
However something forming internally or something affecting him before will still happen. It would just be sped up. Like I said his power is really hard to describe. No wonder it created that meme.
Coming from an anime only watcher, I see why this is considered to be one of the most DISGUSTING battles of Jojo.
Absolutely Araki.
if you think this is disgusting wait to part 6
@@fitzycarabali5609 DioYouMeme?
@@v2posting881 yeah
Neat
@@fitzycarabali5609 Nice
Spoilers for anime only if you click down:
Kinda ironic how narancia pretty much saves the boss only for himself to die from him in the Colosseum in Rome. Huh...
You mean... *IRON* ic ?
I'm not sorry.
HORISON
Grilled BBQ Oranges are the best.
前髪に未来の像が映るのオシャレすぎる
2:18 この透明化がラスサバで再現されたとはな…
doppio: *panics when he breaks his nose*
also doppio: *same reaction to literally having scissors rip out of his throat*
ジョジョ5期屈指の名勝負
Doppio gets out through so much shit in this fight. It’s genuinely disheartening because he does seem like a nice kid at heart.
喉にハサミぶち込まれた未来をみたと教えられた時は、「別にお前の死んだ時の姿とちゃうんやろ」って感じのリアクションなのに、足切り飛ばされると分かった瞬間にガチ焦りし出すの面白すぎだろ
ボス「足だけは失いたくない!!!」
That frog is Golden Wind version of Speedwagon..... that frog is too loyal that it doesn't even left Doppio even on the hard time
I have a feeling that they'll omit the scene where Metallica controls Aerosmith. IT has to show in the next episode.
Nahhh he ded
THEY DID IT
How he did not die there is beyond me. Part really could have been over in this fight as much as part 3 in the Darby battle.
If he was was really smart about it he should have just spawned the metal into the brain or form it horizontally so it would be lethal if it we're out.
@@desadograisedrobot515 no bro, it is just like every villain underestimates the person fighting against him, risotto might have thought that he would kill doppio easily , but he didn't know that he has time skip power also to see future
@@desadograisedrobot515 also attacking throat is also not a bad idea as it is the place from where person breathe, believe me, diavolo survived because of plot convenience that's it, otherwise a normal character would have died here
the reason why is because risotto was trying to figure doppio out. he wasn't aiming for the kill yet.
@@harshrana3012 Tbf, Risotto didnt kill him instantly because he wanted to know more about the boss and why some random dude who appeared to be a weakling was second in command. If plot convinience didn't exist for either character Diavolo wouldnt randomly need 10 seconds to take over and would have access to time skip immediately. Its a nerf so we can see Doppio fight and to raise tension so Diavolo isnt all powerful at every single point in the season.
4:12 --> Even Doppio made up his *KAKUGO*
I love Doppio so much
does anyone else think risotto’s voice sounds amazing?
Same
He was the Japanese dub for James Bond, the Michael Craig one
One of the best fights in jojo
3:13 I love how unsettling and ominous risotto makes out king crimson to be
2:52 When your eating doritos and you accidentally swallowed a big part of the chip
3:20 I love this sound it sounds so alien but I also like to believe its king crimson making the noise because he’s pissed
Honestly I kinda wish risotto didn’t die he’s just such a great character
"In ten seconds, scissors will be in my throat!"
*Takes more than a goddamn minute for that future to happen*
JJBA logic lmao
anime logic I would say
Doppio during this fight sorts felt like the hero here tbh
It's just like Kira vs Stray Cat. "Wait, why am I cheering for this serial killer to protect his fake wife?"
@@andrewlance3898 kira is a literal killer that explodes people to cover it up.
stray cat is just a cat that got angry at someone because they were somewhat responsible for killing them.
as a stray cat lover, this greatly upsets me
Poor translation. Boss says to Doppio (while they’re trying to figure stuff out) that “Perhaps Rissoto is perhaps invisible most of the time and we only were able to see him because we SAW HIS PREDICTIONs, not necessarily exact visual footage of the future.” So I guess that means Epitaph has a very strong grasp on events of the future that are not necessarily always have to be visible in reality
Best fight in Part 5 so far!
The time stretch in this fight is clearly much greater than in Dio's, I guess that King Crimson can only shift time and this is where it's all been going.
"In 10 seconds scissors will appear in my throat"
10 seconds = 1 minute 40 seconds
0:56 OST on point once again!
Wait this isn't recipe how to cook risotto.
😂 lol
It is I think you have you add vinegar to it
@@trimtoaster5981 ye i didnt noticed that
Typed King Crimson vs Metallica looking for band videos, but this is much better
What’s Epitaph? This is
eUlOgY.
Honestly this is the fight that made diavolo my favorite jofoe
"What you saw wasn't you dying."
"Um. Boss. Scissors. Throat. It looked pretty close to lethal to me."
"But was it an instant kill?"
"You know what? You're right!"
"That's more like it!"
"Yeah! It looks like I lose my foot next, but it's not immediately death! I'm sure I'll figure out a way to win!"
"Hold the fu- WHAT?! Run! Now!!"
"Boss, I can handle this!"
"No, the fuck you-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"CAN'T!!!"
Huh.?...Bosu ?...okashi na.
Vinegar Doppio Good afternoon Doppio... I'm glad you and the boss are doing ok 💜
What still makes me confused to this day is. How the fuck is Doppio still alive. Not only did he spit out razorblades or get a face full of nails but. A fucking scissor came out of his throat. And he literally couldnt breathe when he lost all of his hemoglobin. I guess its anime and manga logic
I heard once that that frog is is the descendant of the one William Zeppeli punched in Part 1.
Personally this scene had the greatest NANI i've ever seen on anime ever, perfection.
Doppio's version of King Crimson is unfortunately underused I wish we saw more
Bro pulled out scissors out of his throat and survived 😭.
In Jojo everything is possible
Eulogy
What?
@@JimManthy That's how crunchy roll subtitles named Epitaph, the ability of forecast the future 10 seconds
^
@@amingo9100
@@JimManthy I didn't read your name, now I feel stupid.
Now I *am* stupid
Risotto the whole time: *ayo this kid is BUGGIN*
2:31 this is why you don't run in the halls with scissors
Narancia ruined everything 🙄🙄
It's called fate, fate was by Doppio's side
@@amingo9100
And Luck was on Kira's side.
To be fair, Risotto aware that doppio is a stand user because narancia.
narancia saved the guy who kills him haha what a fucking idiot
Vinegar Doppio
Position: Passione Consignour
Stand: King Crimson (Able to erase 0.5 seconds of time)
Risotto Nero
Position: Hitman Team Leader
Stand: Metallica (Able to control metal)
I honestly feel Metallica should have been a main villain in another Jojo arc
Young doppio no don’t hurt da precious boi
Best fight of the anime, this is awsome!!
リゾットマジで強いな
Was watching this before class started today and some girl was behind me. They didn’t comment on the fact that Doppio uses a frog as a phone, or that he has a tiny face on his head, or that some weird goth clown is attacking him, or that he literally pulled a pair of scissors out of his throat. All they said was “Why is his hairline so weird?”
She’s asking the right questions.
I'm confused about what angle the camera decides to take when showing the future.
that's actually King Crimson's third ability; it edits Epitaph's footage and the future trails in erased time. It's called 『 *B R A D 2* 』
Risotto: *turns himself invisible somehow by manipulating a reflective element*
Wham, in the afterlife: Nice.
what a battle. top 3 in jojo as a whole
Hello again Sato Benkei 🌟💙
Love this new Final Destination movie
Such a cool fight
This is so fucking disturbing, and i love it.
This entire fight is just “FUCK that outta have hurt!!” for minutes upon minutes.
This fight is Brutal.
2:30 how it feels like to have a sore throat
That frog is so patient.
Just a little bit of damage
3:54 WOK!
How sharp are those scissors? It literally pierced the ground when it fell
リゾットの能力こえー
4:12
Bachari, beep. Moshi-moshi ?
Bruh why is ur water mark in the middle of the screen almost middle
EDIT : at 4:51 the watermarks look like a censorship lol
Don't see anything
Doppio after fighting Rissoto for 5 secs:
Gostei da luta muito
I honestly don't understand how Risotto can't just immediately kill anyone by filling their throats with a stapler, or really big nails. Heck, conjure razor blades in their Achilles tendon to immobilize them, or just drain all the iron out of their blood and then wait for them to suffocate. I shouldn't be surprised with how incredibly unclear King Crimson's ability is, but even he admits that Risotto is the most notorious assassin in Italy. Really, why didn't Risotto just flee once he knew he took enough iron out of Doppio's blood is beyond me. So much for being an ingenious assassin.
They named that “thing” Eulogy... How many have had there’s read to them?!
it's called Epitaph.
Amazing
Risotto here just looking like a Edo tensei
I could have mistaked him for the invisible baby if i wasnt smart
0:59 Theme?
Risotto is so badass
(Fuck narancia risotto almost killed Diavolo)
So please tell me, HOW DID HE NOT DIE FROM BLOOD LOSS? THE SCISSORS SHOULD'VE MADE HIM BLEED TO DEATH
it's jojo, blood loss logic doesn't apply here
Shaggy God of Destruction
You must be new but it’s implied stand users and Hamon users have hyper regeneration especially when it comes to blood loss and high pain tolerance
Mista is shotted 3 TIMES on his head and he's fine mate. Asking logic in jojo is same as asking araki to aged
Diavolo: King Crimson!
Me: Filmora Video Editor!
*LITTLE BIT OF DAMAGE*
Man part 5's story was out of context but ıt had awsome fights
If we were to follow the time prediction this video should not be longer than a minute
Wow I will never even have said the scissors
ok how can doppio speak after his mouth and throat were full of razors and needles.
Ya know if all the metal objects come from iron in the person's blood than doppio shoyld have died just from the scissors cutting the arteries in his neck, not mention his brain would within a few seconds of not receiving oxygen from having all the iron in his body used.
Why is this so gory and not at the same time?
The best fight in jojo
When I was looking up some random thing about Metallica I saw this as a recommended search. I legitimately forgot JJBA existed for like the last month.
How's the name of the ost in 1:00
M E T A L L I C