Geez, did no one remember that Giorno stopped being able to make people's senses go berserk? There are several times where he hits people with his Stand and their senses don't go berserk. Jotaro's beatdown of Steely Dan will always be superior.
Lion Kevinson yes, though only by a cunt hair :p joe was a dumbass in stardust crusader for the most part but in battle tendency, he was a mastermind on the battlefield. his victories over the pillar men where solely on his ability to think on the fly. but yes, jotaro is the smartest.
1810 Jeff yeah, it’s the same way how polnareff was able to survive his fight with cream without dying to blood loss, or how he was able to survive having his arm and legs chopped off by diovalo then being pushed off a cliff
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a man with a knife trying to stab another man. Then he stabs himself and suddenly starts convulsing wildly in mid air for about 20 seconds while the other one stares at him. Then he is sent flying into a nearby building. The other man writes something on a paper and tosses it away, then he walks away like nothing happened.
I keep forgetting that to most people, fights in JoJo typically look like what you just said. So the whole time they're watching they got this stupid look on their face wondering what the hell is happening? And then the steam roller shows up.
I like to think that, contrary to the beatdown where he leaves DIO looking like a fine Swiss cheese, this was Jotaro’s most pinpoint precise beatdown. As in, each strike was perfectly aimed with such power that not only was Steely Dan’s body gonna be left in pieces with a nearly 100% powderized skeleton, but there’d be no chance of him just getting off with death because Jotaro was going out of his way NOT to kill him
@@NeostormXLMAX Araki still keeps something of the "Every character that has a minimum role in JoJo needs to be ripped" but in Part 3 everyone was ripped _AND_ tall af *A N D* built like a bodybuilder and even more.
Can you imagine how fucking terrifying this must've looked to non stand users? A man gets hoisted up in the air by fucking NOTHING, his body violently shaking and contorting as every bone in his body seemingly implodes in on themselves before finally being launched fifty feet THROUGH a brick building. Only for some 17 year old 6'5" Asian kid to toss him a receipt and casually walk away like it was NOTHING I would fucking shit myself
The thing is to non-stand users almost all of the stand fights would look completely terrifying or completely ridiculous sometimes alternating between the 2 in the same battle.
The Anonymous One It's fucking hilarious. He has the power to kill people if they get to a certain depth so He's partnered with this guy who starts sinking the whole city so people start dying while the main characters have to run to the top of building where he's flying in a helicopter recording people dying on a camera cause he's a sicko. So they have to split up to tunnel underground and and jump on the helicopter in this awesome fight. Then because he killed a bunch of city people, is a sadist who records their suffering and an all in all jojo sicko. He gets punched for 7 pages straight and lands in a dumpster.
I read somewhere in a comments section that apparently non-stand users minds substitute the stand for something else. What this could be in their mind, though...
David productions did a great job with the sound design of the punches. They sound like a whip cracking on metal, firecrackers, and rubber bullets all at once, but it fits Star Platinum so well.
Guys. Remember that one punch to the body from Star Platinum can kill you. When Star Platinum punched N Doul in the chest once without using full strength, he started convulsing and coughing up blood. In this case, Jotaro punched Steely Dan and full strength HUNDREDS of time all over. Steely Dan is dead as a doorknob by the 15th punch.
@@Ramirez_7651 fuck do you mean? Im talking about how strong jotaro is. If he can kill dio with one punch, Steely Dan is certainly dead from so many punches
@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 well in the dio fight and when he beatdowns yoshikage, they get literal holes in their body, i am 100% certain that during this beatdown star platinum was holding back
It really grinds my gears that someone disrespected jotaro so much that jotaro became a bridge. Seeing this scene is just pure joy. Yes, read that without context.
My favorite part is Jotaro's exasperated sigh when Steely Dan tries to reverse the situation. It's like, "When will these idiots ever learn to just stay down?"
Jotaro being stuck with a guy he couldn't punch while said guy literally steps on him and has him beaten up. We all knew Steely Dan was getting his skeleton turned to paste.
Useless fact: the power of each punch steely dans taking is 475,000,000,000 tons of tnt star platinum gives 32-75 punches, steely dan took about 798,000,000,000,000 tons of tnt after the beatdown was finished cause it took 7 punches from star platinum / seven pages of 475B tons and it moving in the speed of 1,800 mph, aka 475,000,000,000 or 7 minutes of 475,000,000,00 punches, cause star platinums gives 32 -75 punches.
The fact that Star Platinum punches Steely Dan so hard and so fast that his fists are literally tearing through the air which causes that sharp whistling noise is pretty telling on how lethal his punches are Not even Giorno's stand pulled that off, even in 7 Page Muda
+apa123APA fun thought, since stands are invisible to normal people, to them it would look like Steely Dan is being beaten up out of nowhere while Jotaro is staring at him
I don't think he did. I mean, I think Jotaro made sure to break every possible bone. There was a lot of torso hits, but he also aimed for the legs and arms.
Keep in mind, Star Platinum hits hard enough to break through steel and crush diamond. Despite the fact that Dan's organs are probably tomato juice, Jotaro clearly held back. Possibly so that Dan would suffer before dying.
That was probobly one of the most satisfying beat down in the whole series. After all the shit he forced him to do I was anxiously waiting for Kakyoin and Polnareff to finally getting rid of the lovers, but boy it was worth the wait.
Well, when considering the fact that the power generated in a punch are mainly stemmed from the shoulder muscles and also how SP's shoulders are boulders compared to GE's I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was the case
About that receipt: It was already badass when he started taking note using that same piece of paper(at beginning of episode) of the things steely done to him as reminder to himself for payback later(he actually wrote it down while getting punched and kicked(even more badass). Now we see him signing it after the jobs done. very badass.
What I can appreciate about Jotaro is his calm and collected attitude of giving his opponent the benefit of the doubt, but knows to draw the line at a certain point. Once the enemy decides to play dirty after receiving mercy from Jotaro, Jotaro demonstrates this way of thinking through his actions: “I gave you a second chance and you decided to revert back to being a piece of shit? Now I’ll punish you so good you’ll think not twice, but at lease three times before taking my kindness for granted.”
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders in a nutshell "Lol I win Jotaro" **Jotaro figures out the enemy plan and stops them** **Asks for forgiveness and tries to think of another plan** **Tries to execute the plan** **Jotaro stops them and they fail** **Asks for forgiveness again** "Lol no" **ora ora intensifies**
Imagine if jotaro was actually angry (like when he came out the sewer and beat DIO across the street) star platinum actually has the potential to turn you into a sponge 💀
Reminds me of Kano from MKX. After a good combo or any move that lays his opponent on their ass, he says "no charge" pretty badass because he's a swindling soldier of fortune.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA OOOORAAAAAAAAA
@@matzin5132 ora in english is being punched by star platinum while getting 'HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY' shouted at you
Dio: Steely. You failed me. You know what happens to those who fail me, right... Steely: My bones are already liquid and my organs are paste, don't do this.
Bystander: Man wildly convulses in air for 20 seconds as teen stares angrily at him.
@@itsjusttammy8990 part 5 is a gay couple being filled with bullet holes and a kid t-posing on their corpses.
Part six is just people getting filled with invisible string. Just invisible noodles everywhere
Teen that has the body build of a man in his mid to late 20's and has been hitting the gym for at least 5+ years.
Giorno did 30 seconds of MUDA MUDA
The 7 page muda was a little disappointing tbh. Didnt have the raw impact that this one has
*Jotaros theme plays*
Villain: *"Guess I'll die"*
A Wild Doggo *retire
same with every other jojo
@@Funstun-yk7oo Especially Giorno.
Geez, did no one remember that Giorno stopped being able to make people's senses go berserk? There are several times where he hits people with his Stand and their senses don't go berserk. Jotaro's beatdown of Steely Dan will always be superior.
Scramjet Jetscram Jotaro’s voice actor is better and SP punches sound like gunshots. Its more satisfying than Giorno’s beatdown by far.
Steely Dan: "Please forgive me!"
Jotaro: "You want forgiveness? Get religion"
Bully Jotaro
@@aimanishak4364 jotaro maguire
to be fair, steely dan does serve dio which means “god” in italian
Jotaro was bully along
"You want forgiveness? Then meet Jesus"
*Proceeds to do the Ora Ora AGRESSIVELY*
Everybody is like "Jotaro is so badass", but can we talk about the fact that Kakyoin was smart enough to let his Stand around Lovers ?
We’ll never forget kakyoin
o7
For real, man was a real vital member of the crusaders. Like they'd literally be dead if it wasn't for Kakyoin during Death 13's encounter
A true JoBro
Kakyoin is easily the smartest crusader and possibly one of the most loved jobro along with bruno
Other Stands: spirit photos, space manipulation, time stop.
Star Platinum: *p u n c h*
Punchy boi
Star platinum can stop time too tho.
MrKlassic thats hot
The Emperor: *GUN*
the world: *P U N C H* but with time stop
Villain: You fool! I don’t have any weakness!
Jotaro Kujo: _What if I punch you _*_really hard?_*
Villain:i have one weakness!
"That sounds like something Goku would say."
what if we punch them really hard...
together?
@@bcgazero6472Me:then can you survive space and alternate versions of Jotaro?
Villains: I have three weaknesses
@@firestorm_7567 never knew jotaro was communist
Steely Dan isn't just retired from business as a mercenary. He's retired from life 💀
The "UGGAHHHHH" scream is the sound of his soul leaving his body
@@dark7element *Being ejected from.*
He was officially pardoned.......from life.
This has got to be one of Jotaro's most badass moments. The receipt part is just the icing on the cake
This and when he psychologically fucked up Darby in the poker match
Whole existence of jotaro is badass
This is my favorite beat down, 2nd favorite jojo moment is when Star Platinum used Iggy in a fastball special
there's a game on roblox that has this "beatdown" and the receipt part is written: "ez bozo" lmaoo
@@synical_zero0003DARBY🧑✈️
Fighter: Steely Dan
Stand: The Lovers
Status: RETIR-
Nah that bitch is dead
Utterly defeated. Dead.
He's not just dead: he's CADAVERIFIC
+Pokemonmaster150b The one word that can accurately describe how dead he is
+Jampolo You can thank Team Four Star for that.
Status: Rekted...
"How to deal with a school bully"
Google: Politely ask them to stop.
*Bing:*
2:12
Fuck, I'd agree with the Bing search.
What you think : 2:08
WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING : 1:43
Mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamidamudamudmudamudamudamuda
Oraoraoroaroaoroaoraoraoraoraoroaoraoroaoraoroaoroaoraoraoraoraora
2:25 that combo is beautiful
Indeed.
I feel like it needs a hit counter like Marvel vs. Capcom.
Uppercut, Triagonal Punch, Uppercut, Consecutive punches (x2)
“Here’s your receipt”
that’s legit one of the coolest things jotaro has said and you hear it every time you leave the store
Bro Fr thought this copied comment would pop off
@@comradealesha2914 its not copied tho
@@comradealesha2914 also this is from 5 months ago and i have stopped watching jojo
@@theonewhocaredandasked9126 not copied? Look at the top comments, some guy commented the same exact thing as you like 5 month before you did
@@comradealesha2914 i came up with this alone tho
that niggah wrote him a recite for his beat down payment
thats the most thug life thing i've ever seen
Thats jojo for u my boy
+SonicSanctuary Yeah, That's something call JOJO, pal.
well, jotaro is the punk of the joestar family XD
+thebiggeridiot and the smartest
Lion Kevinson yes, though only by a cunt hair :p joe was a dumbass in stardust crusader for the most part but in battle tendency, he was a mastermind on the battlefield. his victories over the pillar men where solely on his ability to think on the fly. but yes, jotaro is the smartest.
"Just try to attack me with star platinum"
Last words before being attacked by star platinum
“What’re you gonna do, stab me?” Quote from man stabbed
“What are you gonna do jotaro!?punch me!?”quote from punched man
he asked for it, so jotaro served his ass
@@frallbobroggins4005 "you won't shoot"
"What are you gonna do? Shoot me?" Last word from Uncle Ben
Best beatdown in JoJo history. Even better than the 7 page muda. Fight me.
No need to fight a wise man
dude i agree, everybody should agree, who doesent agree will fight us 2
idk man I really liked the vs kira one
Fart
If I remember correctly this used 3 page ora in manga.
Kakyoin is LITERALLY the reason the crusaders survived until dio(death 13) and figured dios ability in time. He was the goat
I really hated he died tho
I feel like Steely Dan status as "retired" means retired from life
Technically, yes.
Well for the most part since stand users are tougher than normal people so he's probably extremely crippled.
1810 Jeff yeah, it’s the same way how polnareff was able to survive his fight with cream without dying to blood loss, or how he was able to survive having his arm and legs chopped off by diovalo then being pushed off a cliff
Your free trial of life has expired, consider yourself from life retired.
@Ethan Boos
Yeah, but Polnareff wasn’t a total bitch
Imagine walking down the street and seeing a man with a knife trying to stab another man. Then he stabs himself and suddenly starts convulsing wildly in mid air for about 20 seconds while the other one stares at him. Then he is sent flying into a nearby building. The other man writes something on a paper and tosses it away, then he walks away like nothing happened.
Damn bro 😂😂😂
This comment is criminally underrated
Happens all the time where I live
I keep forgetting that to most people, fights in JoJo typically look like what you just said. So the whole time they're watching they got this stupid look on their face wondering what the hell is happening?
And then the steam roller shows up.
He just stood there
Menacingly
They wouldn’t be wrong if they thought some supernatural thing was going on though lol
1:41 Dan's terrified squeal always gets me
I like to think that, contrary to the beatdown where he leaves DIO looking like a fine Swiss cheese, this was Jotaro’s most pinpoint precise beatdown. As in, each strike was perfectly aimed with such power that not only was Steely Dan’s body gonna be left in pieces with a nearly 100% powderized skeleton, but there’d be no chance of him just getting off with death because Jotaro was going out of his way NOT to kill him
"nearly 100% powderized skeleton"
hmmm lemme add that to my vocabulary real quick
@@therealpyrotf2 gonna be so rubbery without that skeleton you’ll have to call him Steely D. An
@@formerctgovernordannelmall1452 Steely Sans
I dunno. Can't help but think there mustn't be a whole lot left of his skull after he goes through that brick wall at the end.
@Brasswatchman exactly. Nearly 100% Powderized skeleton.
We know it didn't kill him because he's listed as "Retired" not dead
Just try to attack me with star platinum
Famous last words.
Jotaro: Lmao okay
"What're you gonna do, ORA ORA me?" ~ Steely Dan
@@nikothomas6660 *YES, YES, YES, YES*
*Y E S*
@@nikothomas6660 Last Words from Man ORA ORA'd.
Star Platinum: *Smirk*
Stardust crusaders: "retired"
Diamond is unbreakable: friendship is magic
Golden Wind: you are already dead
Thats how mafia work
giorno with a dreem:omea wa mou shindeuru
every single evil person in passione:NANI
@Joseph Buccelli sbr: patriotism is wonderful
@Joseph Buccelli
How you in few words spoiled half of jojolion!?
Steel Ball Run: you've yee'd your last haw, partner
You know you've gone beyond badass when you give someone a receipt for their beatdown
いろんなアニメ観てきたけどジョジョのここのシーンがめちゃくちゃ爽快なんだよなー笑
OVAの小杉十郎太さんが演じたVerでも見たかった！
MUDA MUDA
Other animes: Power of friendship
Jojo: Jotaro's Theme
JOJOS BIZARRE adventures, death is magic
**friendship*
@@Elysia_bed thanks
shounen anime moment
That's why Jojo is superior. No fucking talk no jutsus. Just fists
Love how even the "cowardly" characters in jojo are still jacked and muscular asf lmao
Thats part 3 for ya
Almost every single character looks like a body builder
@@crippledjoestar5739 even in part 8 though most of the rock dudes were pretty jacked except for vitamin c user
@@NeostormXLMAX Araki still keeps something of the "Every character that has a minimum role in JoJo needs to be ripped" but in Part 3 everyone was ripped _AND_ tall af *A N D* built like a bodybuilder and even more.
Death 13
this is how Pucci should been punched by Jotaro in Part 6
Exactly
2:26 that shit fires like a shotgun
The punches are straight up a shotgun
It is, but with a lot bigger ammo.
I love how the kids don't care that a man is convulsing in front of them
Dont they run off playing before he starts ora oraing
*IN THE AIR*
@@triangulum8869 Ye but they should have heard all the *ORA ORA*
@@doodlewang268 None stand users don't hear stand sounds and even then, hearing ora for no reason while a man is convulsing mid air wouldn't help
@@capybarafilmstudios1620 ye I kinda meant that as a joke but ok
But they should have heard all the beat up soooo
0:20 actually trying distract Jotaro with *dolphin* sound
I laughed way too hard on this XD
@@zorroarkrz1686 agreed, I can never see this scene the same way ever again
Part 4 Jotaro would’ve died if he took the place of his teenager self
sure, you can r/woosh me if you want but it’s a fact
Bruh I'm in tears 🤣🤣😅
How to deal with school bullies
Parents: Talk to them and resolve the issue peacefully
Grandparents:
スティーリー・ダンくん子供をガキと言わずに女の子って言ってて和む
ここだけ丁寧ですよね笑
Can you imagine how fucking terrifying this must've looked to non stand users? A man gets hoisted up in the air by fucking NOTHING, his body violently shaking and contorting as every bone in his body seemingly implodes in on themselves before finally being launched fifty feet THROUGH a brick building. Only for some 17 year old 6'5" Asian kid to toss him a receipt and casually walk away like it was NOTHING
I would fucking shit myself
The thing is to non-stand users almost all of the stand fights would look completely terrifying or completely ridiculous sometimes alternating between the 2 in the same battle.
UnderwaterComix just until Part 5 where Giorno gives some dude a 5 page beatdown
The Anonymous One It's fucking hilarious. He has the power to kill people if they get to a certain depth so He's partnered with this guy who starts sinking the whole city so people start dying while the main characters have to run to the top of building where he's flying in a helicopter recording people dying on a camera cause he's a sicko. So they have to split up to tunnel underground and and jump on the helicopter in this awesome fight. Then because he killed a bunch of city people, is a sadist who records their suffering and an all in all jojo sicko. He gets punched for 7 pages straight and lands in a dumpster.
Will Kill For Subs dude I'm so ready for that. You have no idea how ready I am to hear Giorno shout "WRYYYYYYYY" at the end of that beatdown
I read somewhere in a comments section that apparently non-stand users minds substitute the stand for something else. What this could be in their mind, though...
everybody gangsta unti-
*ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA*
Well except for Dio
R and L entertainment jotaro combines all the attacks in a barrage into one massive *ORA*
Vay aq Jojocu bi türk sonunda
3 page ora
Vay be türk
The fact that Steely Dan still tried to do this after Jotaro literally forgave him.He deserved it at this point.
“MY STAND IS INVINCIBLE!!!”
The stand in question:
“I possess the ability to control ants every other lunar new year.”
or "I possess the ability to make grass within a 2.7183 meter radius grow by 6cm only on leap years and if it is Thursday at exactly 6:37 AM"
Virus: **enters my body**
The vitamin gummies I ate 10 years ago:
I don't see the joke there
Lmaooo
PUNCH IT TO DEATH
@@charmaster9699
I think he’s joking because he’s a non-stand user and
non-stand can’t see stands
LOL TRUE
Here we witness the creation of the first boneless human
...With a 2L coke
"Here's your receipt."
Shiroyasha - next up on the list of boneless human 7 page muda
Armood 1 Cioccolata joined the boneless club
@@vibes5024 Wouldn't he be the third member of the boneless club, after the Magnet Girl? (too lazy to Google her name.)
Coolness just oozes out of this guy. I love Jotaro so much.
David productions did a great job with the sound design of the punches. They sound like a whip cracking on metal, firecrackers, and rubber bullets all at once, but it fits Star Platinum so well.
I can only imagine the doctors reaction after seeing his X-rays
Bluestar43 95
The doctors: ._.
There wouldn't be anything to X-ray
You mean after seeing his autopsy
No bones left lol
The doctors: OH! MY! GOD!
Plot twist: jotaro hates children.
@Low xang yen Koichis a teen...
@@soony1319
_laughs in Jolyne_
@@ryanchong9965 laughs in jotaro doesn't take care of jolyne
@@soony1319 Jotaro doesn't want Jolyne to be involved in fighting stand users.
@@squ1rtle28 I know I was just making a joke
Guys. Remember that one punch to the body from Star Platinum can kill you. When Star Platinum punched N Doul in the chest once without using full strength, he started convulsing and coughing up blood. In this case, Jotaro punched Steely Dan and full strength HUNDREDS of time all over. Steely Dan is dead as a doorknob by the 15th punch.
Except he’s not, how would you explain Dio’s death? There’s no reason for him to suddenly gain “enough strength” to break apart the stand entirely.
@@Ramirez_7651 fuck do you mean? Im talking about how strong jotaro is. If he can kill dio with one punch, Steely Dan is certainly dead from so many punches
@@dwaynethewokjohnson6646 well in the dio fight and when he beatdowns yoshikage, they get literal holes in their body, i am 100% certain that during this beatdown star platinum was holding back
"you wont pay for what you did with money" dang even enyaba he gives respect
There's something so satisfying about Jotaro beating the shit out of someone.
Especially when the asshole deserved it
but that "yare yare.." before is much more
Too bad his face got sliced
Never did anyone deserve it so damn much as Steely Dan. Even Kira and Dio were less deserving of a multi-page beatdown
It really grinds my gears that someone disrespected jotaro so much that jotaro became a bridge. Seeing this scene is just pure joy.
Yes, read that without context.
"You can't pay back what you owe with money." That's because the only currency that Jotaro recognizes is pain.
And bones...
*And organs...*
*_And blood_*
The receipt was for 5000 punches
And now I guess the only currency Giorno recognizes is *_Death_*
Jotaro is probably the edgiest Jojo so this definitely applies
What's the exchange rate of that with dollar?
My favorite part is Jotaro's exasperated sigh when Steely Dan tries to reverse the situation. It's like, "When will these idiots ever learn to just stay down?"
2:09 Is where something epic begins!
“My stand is undefeatable” - every defeated stand user in existence
thats why the protagonists always win. they never say their stand is undefeatable
Ger kinda did, and got away with it.
@@glorshnipecandif7667 GER is too op to even count in the list, dude literally put diavolo in a permanent death loop
@@angelu_lwqv Not canon tho
@@nashgoodson3069 possible tho
Jotaro being stuck with a guy he couldn't punch while said guy literally steps on him and has him beaten up. We all knew Steely Dan was getting his skeleton turned to paste.
and he still had the strength to resist the urge to turn him into a fucking bagel like he did with dio
@@TheDunsparceGames he loves his grandfather, that's why. Plus he was waiting for his sweet revenge.
“I will replace your bones with tinfoil and crumble you like paper.”
@@zylowolf7919 he meant during the beatdown
Paste? You mean anti-matter right?
This beatdown was so well deserved and satisfying.
Agreed
2:26 ここのスタプラの肩と背中の筋肉エグすぎてマジ好き
Jotaro voice actor: How many times i need to say ORA?
Director: YES
YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES... YES
Jotaro voice actor = Daisuke Ono
@@destroylonelyjr1294 thanks
Jotaro's VA is a huge fan of jojo, so I bet he enjoyed this a lot
Admit it. Everyone has or had someone who they wish would receive a beat down like this.
Vanilla Ice.
My bully.
the slaves in my basement
@@imvegan1994 hold up
@@imvegan1994 Wait a minute
Useless fact: the power of each punch steely dans taking is 475,000,000,000 tons of tnt star platinum gives 32-75 punches, steely dan took about 798,000,000,000,000 tons of tnt after the beatdown was finished cause it took 7 punches from star platinum / seven pages of 475B tons and it moving in the speed of 1,800 mph, aka 475,000,000,000 or 7 minutes of 475,000,000,00 punches, cause star platinums gives 32 -75 punches.
star platinum paused for a split sec. and thaught "his upper rib cage kinda look fine and knee caps too aight iam gonna break it "
"Versus" is a strong word.
"Pummels" is much more accurate
@@dimes4crimes78
pounds to a fine mist
Pummels means dicks in my language.
"Utterly, obscenely absolutely completely annihilates and destroys the shithead that is Steely Dan"
FTFY
I prefer the word executes.
I prefer the word pulverise
That little Girl will never know the day she litterly almost died once
@@heshiram1188 Diavolo
Literally*
@@XXsupersonicZZ more than twice
@@heshiram1188 *_Yes, I am!!_*
@@heshiram1188 sekiro
The fact that Star Platinum punches Steely Dan so hard and so fast that his fists are literally tearing through the air which causes that sharp whistling noise is pretty telling on how lethal his punches are
Not even Giorno's stand pulled that off, even in 7 Page Muda
2:11
Pov: the kid you are bullying told his older brother
e
Dude is screaming and getting stabbed in the face, kids just run around laughing like nothing's going on. Wat.
"sometimes" anime logics
+apa123APA fun thought, since stands are invisible to normal people, to them it would look like Steely Dan is being beaten up out of nowhere while Jotaro is staring at him
+apa123APA In Egypt we call those tuesday's
+apa123APA people just esplote ¬¬ i dont think this is someting new there... and its not for rasist, they are really violent when they want to...
+sir shalo Holy shit that's quite the tuesday!
I like to believe Star Platinum aimed for all his 206 bones and broke them.
Star platinum is made for extreme speed and precision
OH MAH GAWD THAT MEANS HE EVEN AIMED AT THE PELVIS BONE
+Juan Lara STAR PLATINUM PUNCHED DAN IN THE DICK XD
Everything down to the pinky toe
+sir shalo he forget the last bone with "r" :(
+sir shalo 4 more likes and you will have 206 likes
Honestly the craziest part is that Steely Dan *survived* this
I don't think he did. I mean, I think Jotaro made sure to break every possible bone. There was a lot of torso hits, but he also aimed for the legs and arms.
Yeah, but he’ll be a paralyzed mess for the rest of his life.
TELL "EM JOJO
“So Jotaro is just left with someone he’s not allowed to punch, I can only imagine how well this will go”
Basically he earned himself three beatings worth over the course of this episode.
lol XD
this entire episode was just jotaro looking at a countdown clock for the ok to beat this dude and he was heavily breathing the whole time
Kakyoin: "Oh no."
Polnareff: "Oh no."
Jotaro: "FUCK."
@@lunarservant6781 When this one powerful move is finally off cooldown :
Parents, always remember to get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch
THESE HANDS!
Bro, genius lmfao!
bruh hold this W
The W wants u
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me neither.
Keep in mind, Star Platinum hits hard enough to break through steel and crush diamond. Despite the fact that Dan's organs are probably tomato juice, Jotaro clearly held back. Possibly so that Dan would suffer before dying.
Jotaro is not a killer
I guess Diamonds aren’t Unbreakable.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Fluffyralsei he's killed multiple people in this Season alone.
That was probobly one of the most satisfying beat down in the whole series. After all the shit he forced him to do I was anxiously waiting for Kakyoin and Polnareff to finally getting rid of the lovers, but boy it was worth the wait.
In the manga, it's three pages of ORAORAORA!
If 20+ seconds = 3 pages
what about Giorno's 7 page muda beatdown
Let's see Giorno's 7 page
20 seconds for 3 pages...close to 45 seconds
That WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY shoud be atleast a minute long
A
Para el muda de giorno vs ciaccolata seria un capitulo entero
Kids Parents: look at them they look so cute playing!
The Kids Imagination:
LIke nice comentary
So damn copied
@your opinion is gay how am i using reddit though
@your opinion is gay cause it is copied
@Sansy boi 67 i do
Most badass character in jojo history.
Steely Dan? Lol
岸尾だいすけさんのゲスっぷりからの惨めな命ごいがまた…いいよね
Jotaro: I Won't Hit You While Your Down
Dan: **Stands Up**
Jotaro: *So You Have Chosen Death*
it's clearly the work of an enemy stand
@Jax Bennett
"You must be totally oblivious of you didn't realize that"
Dr. Bright. Report to the Site Director immediately for violation of the “List of things Dr. Bright cannot do in the Foundation”
Didn't make any sense
Yawn. Write something original next time.
I know giorno did a longer beatdowns but jotaros looks like he's hitting way harder.
Twisty Terra probably is
I mean yeah look at starplatinum fist
Well, when considering the fact that the power generated in a punch are mainly stemmed from the shoulder muscles and also how SP's shoulders are boulders compared to GE's I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it was the case
@@garretbrown3098 and star platinum sounds like a fucking shotgun while ge is just coins
Garret Brown no the force is generated from the twisting in the hips
-follows orders
-ora-oras
-gives Japanese receipt to a Pakistani guy
-refuses to elaborate any further
I love how jotaro litteraly kills a man a doesn't give a f*ck
It isn't a case of Giorno being better because his is longer.
*Jotaro's is shorter because he's stronger.*
Oliver Straws that’s what she said lmao
@@ibbz2086 lmfao
Until Giorno has GER: Piano
TU No. 1 araki said that star platinum is still he strongest witch is bs because tusk just ignores your stand and kills you
Everybody gangsta till Jotaro says their stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum
Jotaro's beatdown may be shorter than Giorno's but Star Platinum just makes it seem much more painful.
N3deSTr0 according to stand pages it is more painful, because GE only has C power
Giorno probably uses his "conscious acceleration" thing, so it last for an eternity
Gay Cuckold relateable
@@marcel4756 No that only last when you didnt get hit again. but once you get hit it turns off.
@@0neiros. So, basically it just keeps turning on and off? Like Nosferatu flickering the lights? That seems pretty bizarre to me.
I like the fact that even Dio got less Ora Ora in the face and the whole body thank Steely Dan lol
One of the most epic beatdowns in anime history.
Every bone in that mans body was reduced to the finest powder known.
Tony Montana from Scarface proceeded to sniff up all that powder
turned him into Turgo's Executive Power
Living Death Charlie Sheen uses that shit as an exlixr of immortality
LHAxis Johnson Cocainum
All of his internal organs were turned into the softest, thinnest pulp ever achieved
"Here's your receipt." As if we needed any more confirmation that Jotaro is a certified badass.
About that receipt:
It was already badass when he started taking note using that same piece of paper(at beginning of episode) of the things steely done to him as reminder to himself for payback later(he actually wrote it down while getting punched and kicked(even more badass). Now we see him signing it after the jobs done. very badass.
jotaro is hot
Thats why Jotaro is my favorite jojo dont fuck with me or i ll kill you style fucking badass
inn - k That makes it so much cooler
2:15
Listen very closely and you’ll hear the sounds of a war in the strength of these punches
What I can appreciate about Jotaro is his calm and collected attitude of giving his opponent the benefit of the doubt, but knows to draw the line at a certain point. Once the enemy decides to play dirty after receiving mercy from Jotaro, Jotaro demonstrates this way of thinking through his actions: “I gave you a second chance and you decided to revert back to being a piece of shit? Now I’ll punish you so good you’ll think not twice, but at lease three times before taking my kindness for granted.”
Fr, he most definitely is not Jonathan.
2:27
You know that Star Platinum is pissed off when he says Orao instead of Ora
Underrated
Lol
OREO
No...
Oreo
Doctor: Good Lord! How did you manage to break literally every bone in your body?!
Steely Dan:...I fell down some stairs... repeatedly...
Doctor: Those stairs must have been made of metal to have caused this much damage, maybe _platinum_...
Steely Dan: NNOOOOOOOOO!
I guess you can call them Stair Platinum.
@Jim Z I hate you so fucking much..... (likes comment) XD
Doctor:Do you see stars?
Steely Dan: STTTTAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO. I TOLD YOU DAWG
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders in a nutshell
"Lol I win Jotaro"
**Jotaro figures out the enemy plan and stops them**
**Asks for forgiveness and tries to think of another plan**
**Tries to execute the plan**
**Jotaro stops them and they fail**
**Asks for forgiveness again**
"Lol no"
**ora ora intensifies**
"my stand is invincible"
-everyone who died
Steely Dan for Smash Bros
As a sandbag that is.
*****
There are jojo references in Super smash bros?
Prof. Luigi Luigis' smash is ZA WARUDO
mdrpproductions
Point taken.
***** Hory shit.
***** I don't even know what to say.
Jojo is right under my nose and I didn't notice.
"I would like to give special thanks to Noriaki Kakyoin for sponsoring today's disrespect."
Imagine if jotaro was actually angry (like when he came out the sewer and beat DIO across the street) star platinum actually has the potential to turn you into a sponge 💀
"Here's your receipt."
Still one of the coolest deliveries in the series and it's a phrase you hear every day in the store...
You go to a store everyday? You must have some crazy good social interaction energy chargers, mine take a week or two for a full charge
@@familiayoutuber4769 I don't even have the money to buy something from the store
@@XiELEd4377 lmao
Taking a receipt is a JoJo reference
Reminds me of Kano from MKX. After a good combo or any move that lays his opponent on their ass, he says "no charge" pretty badass because he's a swindling soldier of fortune.
Steely Dan: I have the longest beatdown in JoJo
Ciccolata: Hold my green tea
Newby Ton
*Day
Rasend0ri oh my god it’s like that’s the joke
But the most painful
More like
Giorno: Hold my piss
This one is way better
I love how Steely Dan and Cioccolata share a similar way to get beaten
pissing off their rivals until they get beaten? yeah
i love how you can cut parts of this theme into others and itll still sound natural
Yafa is better than zeda at anime battle arena
Like if you agree 👍
Malek Wolf “you can’t pay back what you owe with money”
*B O N E L E S S* Human
@@JusticeForFocalor
0 2 can be read as
(O) (Ni) -Oni- which means Demon
Malek Wolf 🅱️oneless 🅱️uman
Finally, they are tasty but the C R O N C H is just to much for me
Enemy stand user: You’re going to die Jotaro
Jotaro: *Tilts hat down* Yare Yare
Enemy stand user: I guess I’ll die
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA OOOORAAAAAAAAA
bitch gonna get smucked
enemy stando tsukai
Shuckmeiste
@@matzin5132 ora in english is being punched by star platinum while getting 'HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY' shouted at you
Many Jojo's have tried, but none can match the chad alpha male Jotaro when it comes to being savage.
One of the best scenes in anime undoubtedly
Dio: Steely. You failed me. You know what happens to those who fail me, right...
Steely: My bones are already liquid and my organs are paste, don't do this.
I wanna see that
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!!!!
Que Dio stabbing him with a finger and draining him dry. After all, it should be easy with everything being mushy.
"end me."
Implying steely dan isn't dead