Ep. 12 con Joey CoCo Diaz | Tom Segura en Español (ENGLISH SUBTITLES)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 ก.ค. 2020
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    Hoy tenemos un sabor loco para ti. Joey Diaz está en el episodio de esta semana de Tom Segura en Español.
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  • @onyx9857
    @onyx9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3175

    Jose Rogano: “Has usado deh eme teh (DMT)?”

    • @NeuroticCorpse
      @NeuroticCorpse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      LMFAO!!!!!!

    • @sporvath
      @sporvath 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Has usado el Deh eme teh

    • @ElGuapo4000
      @ElGuapo4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jajajajajaj, memes en español > memes en inglés

    • @Sosarchives
      @Sosarchives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      💀

    • @powerfuldags
      @powerfuldags 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brandoño Suarez : jaja si si USADA . simon

  • @gabe3770
    @gabe3770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    A fourth generation Mexican American here who is now just trying to learn Spanish at 21 is really loving these. Thank you for keeping me motivated

    • @santiago2434ify
      @santiago2434ify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Right behind ya brotha!

    • @ll_jse_ll
      @ll_jse_ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Same as u except im 31. Watching these has definitely been a good refresher for me since I haven't really been speaking Spanish consistently since I was a kid.

    • @puixel
      @puixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Practiquen todos los días con personas que hablen español y en poco tiempo estarán hablando perfecto :D

    • @chilesuicmez
      @chilesuicmez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a mexican would have wrote anything spanish wise, answer with whatever spanish scribbles you have inside you carnal.

    • @Kevin-ne5yq
      @Kevin-ne5yq 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @kuroashi Sanji Ah yes! Cuban Bee!

  • @chocolatesantos6009
    @chocolatesantos6009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2412

    I feel like Tom's Spanish vs Joey's is like a gentleman from England talking to a guy from Jersey. I love it!

    • @dylanvazquez9374
      @dylanvazquez9374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Joeys English is the same way haha

    • @danm2756
      @danm2756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@nicolasdeficcio na, Tom's speech is much clearer than someone from Spain. Tom is more plain spoken. Joey's is cuban, so there's alot more inflection.

    • @jwarchild
      @jwarchild 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Joey got that american slang going meanwhile Tom is speaking that proper proper british english for sure lol

    • @angusyoung5398
      @angusyoung5398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nicolasdeficcio Tom has a slight peruvian accent.

    • @waltsciolli2682
      @waltsciolli2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@angusyoung5398yes, because his mom is Peruvian

  • @RacheleCarmona
    @RacheleCarmona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Tom is such a boss for making content in Spanish. Honestly just wow. I’m bilingual and I feel like I could never!! Time to get brave and just dive in :) Thanks for inspiring!

    • @siriusblack7714
      @siriusblack7714 ปีที่แล้ว

      If your billingual whats the issue?

    • @Foghore
      @Foghore ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@siriusblack7714 you can know spanish fluently but when u don’t practice constintly you forget easy words

    • @siriusblack7714
      @siriusblack7714 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Foghore oh i know thats right

    • @chuky1120
      @chuky1120 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isn't his mom from Peru?

  • @jacobspurrier5153
    @jacobspurrier5153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1304

    Don’t speak a lick of Spanish but I enjoy watching this with subtitles. Gotta learn sometime

    • @gabrivalen5435
      @gabrivalen5435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Es hora de aprender amigo

    • @jacobspurrier5153
      @jacobspurrier5153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      gabri valen Estoy de acuerdo amigo

    • @danb4811
      @danb4811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Amen. I watch all of these. I wanna learn Spanish again

    • @cripplermaximus
      @cripplermaximus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      My Spanish is rusty, and it's legit helped me with keeping up with faster conversations. I've watched every episode. And i recommend it to non-Spanish speakers who want to learn and like comedy.

    • @capnrickrazers
      @capnrickrazers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sometime might never come. start now! (:

  • @sethaaronshumaker6184
    @sethaaronshumaker6184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Tom, you’re probably 90% of the reason I’m learning Spanish right now. I think it’s great that you do these podcasts.

    • @firghteningtruth7173
      @firghteningtruth7173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Jaime F its a girl. And hes lying to himself. Its 10%/90%....lolol

    • @dansstreet
      @dansstreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@firghteningtruth7173 watch out for those succubus

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's awesome bro!

    • @Gunbudder
      @Gunbudder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tom's Spanish is really easy for an American to understand I think. Not like Spanish news where they talk so fast the words smear together

    • @shaiapouf442
      @shaiapouf442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Gunbudder cuz he is peruvian they talk sloww

  • @jasonortiz5938
    @jasonortiz5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    I’m watching this and I think Joey should be the next Don Francisco .

    • @luisreymoreno7770
      @luisreymoreno7770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      jajajaj no mames

    • @carlingaszamora7069
      @carlingaszamora7069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Def looks the part. Don't think his spanish is avances enough to conduce a shoe of that calibur though

    • @freddyfarfan9967
      @freddyfarfan9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao for real

    • @Guahappan
      @Guahappan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Holy shit that would be fucking fantastic to just turn on TV and see sabado gigante with joey.

    • @estebanamesteguilavayen3020
      @estebanamesteguilavayen3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jajaja deberíamos recolectar fondos para que eso suceda

  • @Russellm07
    @Russellm07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    You can really hear the thuggishness in Joeys Spanish, it’s crazy how personal it is to hear someone speak in their native language

    • @AndresMartinez-gm9jj
      @AndresMartinez-gm9jj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nah he’s just Cuban

    • @fuckyoutube1999
      @fuckyoutube1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No thuggishness. That’s a Cuban accent. I’m Mexican and he speaks fairly well for a Cuban. Most of em I can’t understand

    • @awerawer0708
      @awerawer0708 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fuckyoutube1999 It's funny how that works, I'm American, but my entire family is Cuban and I have trouble understanding most other accents, but understand what Cubans are saying perfectly

    • @fuckyoutube1999
      @fuckyoutube1999 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@awerawer0708 Shoutout to you bro. Not even god can understand those people. Lol.

    • @floridaman964
      @floridaman964 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are soft

  • @Pretendship
    @Pretendship 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    the only thing that's missing is a Spanish Nadav going 'jajajajaja' in the background

    • @maventry
      @maventry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ñadáv

    • @CarlosPerez-kc4rc
      @CarlosPerez-kc4rc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      El Nadavo

    • @ectormaroquin1516
      @ectormaroquin1516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mi comentario favorito (my favorite comment)

    • @RealRadiantBeing
      @RealRadiantBeing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nadáv es googling, buscando mierda

    • @DNYGdj
      @DNYGdj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nadav let me apply for this position

  • @vivienmartin225
    @vivienmartin225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3421

    As a Cuban, I can definitely advise all people trying to learn Spanish not to use Joey’s Cuban Spanish as a good reference😂

    • @int3533
      @int3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      How come? Lol

    • @daniellanthony3129
      @daniellanthony3129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      El Cubano habla el castellano en una forma muy diferente, con un accent muy fuerte. Sin embargo el español de Tom se podría decir que es más refinando y se pronuncian bien con el acento en las letras correctas

    • @int3533
      @int3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Daniell Anthony translation?

    • @LordSeth-hf8ew
      @LordSeth-hf8ew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@int3533 i dont speak spanish but i think he's saying that joey's spanish is not exactly perfectm and his accent (joey's accent is very strong, didnt know what fuerte meant lol), and tom's is much more refined and his pronuciation is better, i think its not too hard to see english words and piece it together

    • @die4race
      @die4race 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@LordSeth-hf8ew those aren't english words , they're latin , I speak french and they're the same also

  • @ElGuapo4000
    @ElGuapo4000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    This episode should be titled: A Peruvian fresa talks to a Cuban gangster
    Edit: It’s dope seeing all the different alternatives for ‘fresa’ in all the different countries, this is easily my favourite comment section on TH-cam

    • @13igworm
      @13igworm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I dont know what fresa means, but I assume it's one of those "sweet" boys .lol

    • @thegooddeedproject5817
      @thegooddeedproject5817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @JuanLpianist
      @JuanLpianist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      In Peru they are called pitucos

    • @elvecinodeltio5960
      @elvecinodeltio5960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JuanLpianist Tom's mom sure looks pituca so he definitely even caught the accent they make.

    • @devilfriend
      @devilfriend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@13igworm Fresa is a slang that means superfluous rich person in Mexico mostly. Not used in other countries as much.

  • @davidecapps65
    @davidecapps65 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    “Un frio de pinga.”....Can’t get anymore Cuban than that.

    • @Rodrigo-tk2fm
      @Rodrigo-tk2fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "Un frío de la verga" en mexicano

    • @sergiofernandez4566
      @sergiofernandez4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Rodrigo-tk2fm Un frío del carajo en España

    • @victoria87cub
      @victoria87cub 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sergiofernandez4566 en Cuba también decimos así, del carajo

    • @PiepGuy
      @PiepGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sergiofernandez4566 Un frío de mierda en Colombia

    • @nicolascoello8469
      @nicolascoello8469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Un frio de cagarse en Argentina

  • @VilliamGaming
    @VilliamGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    Dude I’m 7 minutes in listening to audio only and it’s just sinking in that I don’t speak Spanish. It seems so familiar listening to segura and Joey speak that it’s comforting haha

    • @wojecire
      @wojecire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yes so much, I had no issue at all following along with the subtitles in this one. Its like listening over the shoulder where you can hear all the sounds and inflections but cant quite make out the words but then you can just read them as they are being said.

    • @malmstrim
      @malmstrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Will This comment smells like weed

    • @ricardoarguelles6706
      @ricardoarguelles6706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s so funny because I felt the same way like wtf mate

    • @boomshizzIe
      @boomshizzIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaja*

    • @joj2607
      @joj2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malmstrim jajajajaja

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I love hearing Joey code switch with the most random of words. Really shows the nature of his native bilingualism. Some words you're mainly exposed to in one language or the other. Like how he uses the English "loan sharks" and "bus stop". It gives a window into the linguistic environment that taught him how to speak.

  • @clemenjr5582
    @clemenjr5582 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Soy cubano, y llevo años mirando a Tom Segura en inglés, y hoy acabo de descubrir que habla español, love it❤

    • @ab456z
      @ab456z 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Si ❤

    • @chuky1120
      @chuky1120 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His mother is Peruvian.

  • @InsideCenterDani
    @InsideCenterDani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    24:10 Joey can’t think of the Spanish word for library while that’s probably the one phase most American kids know. “Donde esta la biblioteca?”

    • @davm97
      @davm97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @flamin hot biblioteca is library in every spanish speaking country lol

    • @davm97
      @davm97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @flamin hot bruh im a native, believe me xd

    • @davm97
      @davm97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @flamin hot native speaker, spanish native speaker, wtf u gringos are obsessed with race xdd

    • @davm97
      @davm97 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @flamin hot wtf never called u white, gringo=murican lmao

    • @davm97
      @davm97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @flamin hot I dont know it all mate, chill out I jut said that Biblioteca is the standard spanish word for library. lmao

  • @KOFilms797
    @KOFilms797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Watching y’all talk to each other in Spanish makes me appreciate the both of you that much more

  • @michaelsaxonson251
    @michaelsaxonson251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Tom en Espeñol is more of a radio personality, lively and animated as opposed to his psychotic English persona.

    • @jorgea.hernandez1733
      @jorgea.hernandez1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I didn't realize that! That's so true!... I am 100% bilingual so I can completely relate how my mannerisms and even body/hand movements are more animated in spanish than when I speak english.

    • @michaelsaxonson251
      @michaelsaxonson251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jorgea.hernandez1733 How good is Tom's Spanish really?

    • @jorgea.hernandez1733
      @jorgea.hernandez1733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@michaelsaxonson251 Actually? Really good considering for how many years he hadn't really spoken spanish like publicly and not like just his family. I give Tom a LOT of props for how much his Spanish has improved since he started doing stand up in Spanish.

    • @kremosakhaz
      @kremosakhaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tom sometimes has a hard time with the gender of words but other than that his Spanish is amazing

    • @josemi140
      @josemi140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaelsaxonson251 He has a hard time with differentiating masculine from feminine nouns and using the proper articule or determiner since in English everything is neutral. There is only "the" in english and spanish has "el" and "la" before the noun so you gotta know which one to use depending on whats next. EX: El edificio(MASCULINE) = the building. La casa(FEMININE) = the house. But, his spanish is VERY good.

  • @IsaacRodriguez-ub9qs
    @IsaacRodriguez-ub9qs ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Joey's Spanish is remarkably good for being in the States since three.

  • @CLEANDrumCovers
    @CLEANDrumCovers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    No puedo creer que estoy viendo a estos comediantes hablándose en español. Me encanta.

  • @travis8106
    @travis8106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My spanish is shit, but this interview with Joey Diaz where he talked about his past really reached to me. Dude had a really difficult deck of cards and really ended up making it work. Much love

  • @lanceslarock
    @lanceslarock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    24:08 I love that even people who don't speak Spanish know the phrase "donde está la biblioteca", but Joey still says "library".

  • @Russellm07
    @Russellm07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Also love how Joey perfectly conjugates “hangiaba” , I was hanging out (imperfect) and “ empeze a hangiar ” I began to hang out (complimentary infinitive) - talk about Spanglish!

    • @juandoe195
      @juandoe195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that's spanglish lol i live in a border town in texas and we say parkear "to park" instead of estacinar or to check we say "chekear" instead of averiguar. Lol

    • @austindouglas268
      @austindouglas268 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right like watchalo for watch it or to look

  • @huflungpu1051
    @huflungpu1051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Jose Rogano: "Jaime, busca un video de un alce adentro de una camara de crioterapia"

    • @LloydWaldo
      @LloydWaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jaime, buscalo rapido... si impressionante que no?

    • @CarlosMontesBby
      @CarlosMontesBby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mono en realidad alternativa: has visto este jose rogano pescando con una rama? Es increible este rogano. Los musculos ay ay ay

    • @kessler003
      @kessler003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #YoComoVenao

    • @Gobothechairman
      @Gobothechairman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kessler003 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sirfrancisbacon4344
      @sirfrancisbacon4344 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jajaja

  • @whatsgoingonwhy9096
    @whatsgoingonwhy9096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Joey and Tom need parts in the next Narcos if there is another one.

    • @xxplosive7945
      @xxplosive7945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I agree American actors with shitty Spanish, they'd fit right in

    • @nickcanon
      @nickcanon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tom could play La Barbie

    • @andresleon1410
      @andresleon1410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@xxplosive7945 Tom‘s does sound like a gringo but Joey‘s accent is almost perfect Cuban actually.

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xxplosive7945 The only American actors in Narcos or Narcos Mexico are the DEA guys or, Fluffy as a Dominican(which was funny). The guy who played Chepe is Brazilian. The rest are either from Spain, Mexico, Chile or Columbia. Soap opera dramatics are always gonna sound stiff or silly.

    • @oscarcaceres666
      @oscarcaceres666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The guy that played Pablo Escobar was Brazilian and sounded really bad

  • @JonParrYucatan
    @JonParrYucatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    ¡Me encanta esto! Vivo en México y soy bilingüe, pero soy un gringo. Es genial escuchar a dos hombres que solo he escuchado hablar en inglés, hablando en español. Y son tan entretenidos en español como en inglés, quizás incluso más interesantes.

    • @eduardolanderos1496
      @eduardolanderos1496 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love this! This is the first time I listen to Joey hablar en español y lo ase muy bien

    • @adriannavarro2536
      @adriannavarro2536 ปีที่แล้ว

      Totalmente!

  • @ocellatus._
    @ocellatus._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Es increible escuchar a Joey en español, esto significa que dentro de todo no somos todos tan diferentes como yo pensaba. Un gran abrazo a Joey que escucharlo siempre es un agrado para mi alma

  • @betrousaltaweel
    @betrousaltaweel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Joey is like the old cuban guy who owns the hotdog stand where Manny and Tony work in the beginning of Scarface.

    • @MegaMecoso
      @MegaMecoso 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol facts

    • @eltoro9446
      @eltoro9446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Que paso comprade ponle jamon

    • @Anykindahandle
      @Anykindahandle 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Que mas calne ni mas calne. Asi viene el sandwich…”

  • @timmyswaim208
    @timmyswaim208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    did the beginning feel like a beginning of a Spanish project for anyone else or just me?

  • @JohnSmith-fw3sy
    @JohnSmith-fw3sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    José Antonio Díaz, caballeros. No sabía que Joey hablaba Español asi de bien.

    • @Disaletteritis
      @Disaletteritis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Perdiste el show de Rogan con Joey e Joel Romero cogno!

    • @juarezj3092
      @juarezj3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo tamboco! Lol wow tho Tom’s spanish is alot better now

    • @c4tch
      @c4tch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Si, esta bastante bien. Pero esta tan obvio que Tom puede hablar mucho mejor. Y tienen accentos diferentes tmbn.

    • @eduardoluisrivas3754
      @eduardoluisrivas3754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He even uses your name (John Smith) as a example for common names 😂

    • @15DudeAwesome
      @15DudeAwesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cuban Spanish is very different

  • @bernald33
    @bernald33 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Soy de España y nunca había escuchado a Joey en español. Casi lloro de la risa🤣🤣

  • @RoyoSker
    @RoyoSker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Hearing Tom Segura saying “Puuuuta Madre!” Chingon!

  • @soimboredandtesting
    @soimboredandtesting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    “Yo llevaba un fucking suitcase pal almuerzo” 😂😂😂

    • @ogbbq2261
      @ogbbq2261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Thats almost Dominican with how much New York/New Jersey Spanish that is

    • @puixel
      @puixel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      jajaja me cagué de risa!

    • @chilesuicmez
      @chilesuicmez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      almuelzo*

    • @s.e.f8160
      @s.e.f8160 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @zabeast8388
      @zabeast8388 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp?

  • @jordanali7741
    @jordanali7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This one video alone may legitimately make me learn Spanish.

  • @Hipsael
    @Hipsael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "te quiero" Joey throws in right at the last second was so sweet. Gracias por este video

  • @175elias
    @175elias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Love hearing all different Spanish accents. I am salvadorean & enjoy our latin flavor from all over.ignorant people think we are all Mexicans.NO DUMMIES LEARN.

    • @mateogaleas5502
      @mateogaleas5502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo tambien soy guanaco, que bonito ver salvadoreños en este comment section

    • @oscargonzalez9558
      @oscargonzalez9558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Es un orgullo que todos piensen que somos mexicanos 😎

    • @henryperez606
      @henryperez606 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@oscargonzalez9558
      Pero tu alomejor eres chino

  • @jacob2607
    @jacob2607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Sometimes I forget I understand Spanish lol. Started doing dishes with this playing and realized I was following along just fine

    • @imthedrivingcrooner
      @imthedrivingcrooner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      only understand? don't speak it?

    • @tristenbell6929
      @tristenbell6929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alvin Roque-Otento I’m the same way.
      I took a few years of Spanish in high school and where I live in Arizona Spanish is super common.
      But it never clicked enough for me to speak it quickly enough at all. However I can still understand at normal speed if that makes sense.
      It just takes me 5 times longer to think about and then form a proper sentence in response. I dunno

    • @armandosoria7993
      @armandosoria7993 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @Boggartwh
      @Boggartwh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tristenbell6929 You just need to practice now. Try to form sentences in Spanish in your head during your day, and slowly it will get easier and easier. You will learn how to think in Spanish with time, and then, talking will become easy. Of course the sooner you start speaking, the better. Don't be ashamed of your accent or misspronouncing words.
      Buena suerte 🙃

  • @jakemedeiros3929
    @jakemedeiros3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Tom: This is a Spanish podcast
    Uncle Joey: Uh, un... Bus stop

  • @miguelvicedo5053
    @miguelvicedo5053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a Spaniard I appreciated very much when Joey used words like "hediondo" or "fajarse". Spanish has evolved really badly here in Spain, we don't use correct words like those anymore. Respect to all latinos saving the language!

    • @bkcalvine
      @bkcalvine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are they saying instead of hediondo y fajarse in España?!

  • @aq305
    @aq305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    To my ear, Tom has a very proper Peruvian accent, while Joeys accent is very Cuban (alo asere que bola)

    • @vabp8985
      @vabp8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      probably because Tom is half peruvian and Joey was born in Cuba

    • @vabp8985
      @vabp8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ltx his mother was born and raised in Peru, although most Americans use this "half" thing to refer to great grandfathers or beyond, which doesn't make sense. They just wanna feel special and pretend to be from a different nationality, but in Tom's case it's 100% accurate

    • @vabp8985
      @vabp8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @ltx dude he has said on several occasions and stand up sets that his mother was born and raised in Peru and moved to the US as an adult, she barely speaks English, why is this so hard for you to believe? He speaks perfect Spanish because of her lol

    • @vabp8985
      @vabp8985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ltx you cant be serious. saying "half peruvian" is simply a way of saying "one side of my family comes from Peru". Its a lingo used everywhere, it cant be that hard to understand man. And why are you so caught up with dual citizenship? He can only say that if he walks around with two passports? Thats just a stupid statement. You cant be half a nationality but you can explain to people that a side of your family comes from a specific place, kinda obvious man
      also, as someone who lived in the US his whole life and was until recently selling out shows in Spanish, I'd say his spanish is pretty damn perfect

  • @jaredknapp6832
    @jaredknapp6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Tom Segura: Okay we're only going to speak Spanish today.
    Jose Diaz: ARRIVER DEERCHEE.
    jajajajaja

    • @skoshow8418
      @skoshow8418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Beautiful Inglorious Bastards reference my dude

    • @zhill2001
      @zhill2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      arrivederci

    • @katebattista7400
      @katebattista7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great zeeeee

    • @cactaceous
      @cactaceous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joey's Spanish is on fucking point for having arrived on the States at 3.

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cactaceous : Joey's Spanish was much better than I was expecting. Props to Uncle Joey!

  • @RuneTrips
    @RuneTrips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love their fluent spanish with a hint of accent. Feels like being in union city lol

    • @LastJuanStanding
      @LastJuanStanding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Union city, jersey or union city, cali?

    • @RuneTrips
      @RuneTrips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@LastJuanStanding Jersey

    • @LastJuanStanding
      @LastJuanStanding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RuneTrips Haha yeah I figured

    • @peznando
      @peznando ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tom not fluent at all
      ..Joey...omg so close. Whadda brain!!

    • @romanlakes
      @romanlakes ปีที่แล้ว

      @@peznando speaking fluently means being able to talk comfortably about various topics. As far as I can tell from this video Tom can do that and while Joey’s accent may be the more authentic/less refined, he resorts to using English quite a lot, so I’m not sure how you can say he’s more fluent than Tom

  • @tantrika.exotica
    @tantrika.exotica 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Así yo soy Argentina de Nueva Jersey I'm almost in tears of joy to see this❤Thank you Tom and Thank you José this means so much to hear you guys traverse both linguas de English y Español we need so much more of this I love you both so much🙌🏼😘😍 Me encanta lo❤ Muchisima gracias

  • @zshakur
    @zshakur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love listening to Joey speak Spanish! He has a certain swag, a certain flavor!

  • @jaredknapp6832
    @jaredknapp6832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Jose Diaz and Tom Segura are slowly teaching me Espanol. Me gusta.

  • @raffcummins
    @raffcummins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Learning Spanish for the past four years finally paid off

    • @fluG4M3
      @fluG4M3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Here I am punching the air bc I took French

    • @JuanGarcia-tb7ph
      @JuanGarcia-tb7ph 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Que orgulloso té debes sentir poder entender!

    • @nikola7802
      @nikola7802 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@fluG4M3 ME TOO

  • @jazzyniko
    @jazzyniko 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Estoy muy sorprendido que after so many years Joey sigue hablando español cubano 😮
    I love his english accent and way of talking. El Cubano le sale incluso cuando habla inglés. No el acento but through his gestures and humor 😂
    Creo que exponerse a muchos y diferentes acentos es la mejor manera de aprender un idioma. Recuerdo hace un algunos años no entendía el acento británico pero luego de trabajar y hablar con ellos ya puedo hasta distinguir la región de la que proceden 😅
    En español lo mismo. En España hay un mogollón de acentos. El andaluz es más cool 😊
    PS: Lo único que destesto de mi acento cubano es pronunciar las R cómo una L 🤪 that's just *ucked up!

  • @MarianoSinito
    @MarianoSinito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Muchas gracias por esto, Tom. Soy argentino y siempre esperé por más podcasts en español de parte de Joey (y tuyos también).

  • @Nachovaibs
    @Nachovaibs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Joey Díaz es un tipo reinteresante con sus historias, en inglés lo escucho siempre pa pegarme un poquito en todo lo que sale de su mente.
    Saludos desde Chile 🇨🇱

    • @bamphony8380
      @bamphony8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👍🏼👍🏼😎

    • @c4tch
      @c4tch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      weeeena wn que parte de chile?

    • @joeperez5692
      @joeperez5692 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Segura tiene algo de acento chileno en español.

    • @Nachovaibs
      @Nachovaibs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c4tch Santiago y tú!

    • @Nachovaibs
      @Nachovaibs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joeperez5692 o sea, creo que que es más peruano que chileno su acento + su inglés
      es bien chistoso el resultado xd

  • @voodoochild-gaming
    @voodoochild-gaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Im Norwegian, i can only count to 5 and order beer in spanish, but i still love these podcasts, especially this one with Uncle Joey!

    • @juarezj3092
      @juarezj3092 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mflugo9082
      @mflugo9082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Una cerveze senior!

    • @Nika_Joy_Boy
      @Nika_Joy_Boy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      dos cerveza vær så snill.. sa det før men hu var 'HÆÆÆ'

    • @chilesuicmez
      @chilesuicmez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Nika_Joy_Boy tres cervezas denle al vikingo este.

    • @hectorgarcia65hg
      @hectorgarcia65hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tambien puedes decir cheve=beer

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Un frío depinga!” 😩🤣🙌🔥💯🤘
    Joey is the best! 🙌🔥💯🤘👏

  • @syphodyas226
    @syphodyas226 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a guy who loves these two guys and I grew up in a Latin home and understanding Spanish fluently (but speaking ok), I really enjoy seeing and hearing them have a conversation in Spanish. It’s great

  • @icyrhodes2738
    @icyrhodes2738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This is awesome I’ve been looking for latino entertainment in spanish that I actually enjoy to help me learn spanish as a hispanic

    • @MarthMain
      @MarthMain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh sometimes I wish my parents just spoke it around me instead of just teaching me English. I have to learn it now as an adult and it’s frustrating considering all my friends just have it.

  • @jbunt
    @jbunt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Thanks for teaching me Spanish!

  • @brandennodal950
    @brandennodal950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    joey: DE PINGA english translation: amazing . TREMENDOUS

  • @HitzThaDon
    @HitzThaDon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I feel like I learnt so much more then I already knew about Joeys personality just from hearing him explain his story in Spanish and how deep just speaking Spanish makes him think, you can hear it in his voice

  • @graymancharge
    @graymancharge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    ha sido un placer escucharse esto, de mis dos comediantes preferidos hablando castellano.... es como conocerse a vosotros de nuevo.

  • @tylamoriofficial4733
    @tylamoriofficial4733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    When Jose Antonio talks about his lunch is so true .. the whole room smells like garlic 😂😂😂

  • @jessymason6282
    @jessymason6282 ปีที่แล้ว

    absolute gems. we love u guys, thank you so much for doing these...

  • @HablaConOwens
    @HablaConOwens ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im happy to have this. Coming out of my spanish class i found that i enjoyed the course. I bought a year of duolingo so hopefully i can learn to understand you guys lol

  • @benjaminpowers6759
    @benjaminpowers6759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This podcast is helping me learn spanish, but I smoked like the church and got lost in the forest 8 minutes in

    • @larryfish9272
      @larryfish9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I been listening for 5 minutes and haven't even looked at the captions lmao faded like a docta!

    • @RuthlessTragedy
      @RuthlessTragedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha! You alright lol, goodluck learning bro!

    • @fluG4M3
      @fluG4M3 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@larryfish9272 haha just listening to aliens talk basically, I love it

    • @nonphixion4771
      @nonphixion4771 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@larryfish9272 lmfao ! Savage

    • @larryfish9272
      @larryfish9272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fluG4M3 when it's 2 of my favorite Martians I'll listen all day homie lol

  • @asucitsme
    @asucitsme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love this. I’ve become a fan of Segura because of these. I never knew he was Peruvian like me! And Jose Antonio transformed into an old Cuban uncle before my eyes. He’s was the Italian mobster before hand - but now I know better!

    • @jeccdog7584
      @jeccdog7584 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bro his name is Diaz. that didnt tip u off that he wasn't italian?

  • @jorgebedoya8683
    @jorgebedoya8683 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Que genial Tom y José Antonio!!! De verdad que es muy increíble conocer más de las vida de ambos hablando español. Interesante escuchar todo esto.

  • @dyoung1998
    @dyoung1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Joey so much I'm watching this with subtitles

  • @Dcaulder
    @Dcaulder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Okay Joey we are gonna only speak spanish this whole podcast"
    Joey - Speaks spanglish
    Lmao

    • @toneriggz
      @toneriggz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Spanglish is a way of life especially if your Spanish isn't that great. It's a lifesaver.

    • @lilsolis
      @lilsolis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tone Riggz ain’t that the pinche verdad.

    • @ieprince
      @ieprince 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      only he could get away with that

    • @MagufoBoy
      @MagufoBoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joeys spanish is really good, a lot of Cuban slang though.

  • @ThruGoesSamilton
    @ThruGoesSamilton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is incredible! Heart to Heart maxed out to 11!

  • @oswinhull4203
    @oswinhull4203 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Estoy aprendiendo espanol. Es genial que existan estos videos.

  • @danc9014
    @danc9014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is great. I knew a little Spanish but watching the subtitles really helps me learn.

  • @PatBrownfield-TheRainmaker
    @PatBrownfield-TheRainmaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Oh man that was killer - passed out on the floor, woke up and ate a pound of ham and half of pound of cheese, wakes up and finds a piece of ham in the mask 🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurenmartin9713
    @laurenmartin9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I’m half Cuban & this show is how I’m determined to learn Spanish. 🤘🏻(My dad was no help) 😂

  • @PaceVali
    @PaceVali ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I heard Tom during a stand-up he spoke Spanish. This is the first video I looked for and I am impressed.

  • @BayStatePrepper
    @BayStatePrepper ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’m amazed that I was able to follow 90% of they said. I’m a native Brazilian Portuguese speaker, but Joey speaks pretty clearly for a Cuban lol. We also have a numbers game, and the last 2 numbers represent an animal. Brazilians never wear number 24. Find out why.

  • @alexpowerhouse
    @alexpowerhouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    muy bueno muchachos, un saludos desde Granada Hill aqui en Los Angeles, soy un gran fanaticos de ustedes todos, Tom, el gran Jose Antonio Diaz y posupuesto Jose Rogan ;) un abrazo de este hulmilde colombiano.

  • @angelgabriel4642
    @angelgabriel4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This shit is entertaining as hell! I also grew up watching my grandpa running the same "business" in Puerto Rico. Good stuff Tom.

  • @frankgarciawhite7612
    @frankgarciawhite7612 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a Nuyorican I love you guys!!! I have to admit im a huge" Tom Segura" fan! Great job Tom.bravo.

  • @angelgabriel4642
    @angelgabriel4642 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait to watch this!! Joey is a beast!!

  • @ghostifacation
    @ghostifacation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is great! I'm learning Spanish and this makes it so much more fun!

  • @mason2me
    @mason2me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Auto generated spanisb captions never stood a chance at keeping up with Tio Joey with zoom audio

  • @lola0188
    @lola0188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Lávate el chocho" has got to be the greatest way to ever say goodbye 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chulin357mujica4
    @chulin357mujica4 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gracias por fin oigo a Joey Diaz y Tom Segura hablamdo español!!
    Finally hearin Joey Diaz and Tom Segura speaking spanish!!
    Great stuff!

  • @jesusmarin95
    @jesusmarin95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Hahahhaha Joey speaking in spanish is so funny , cubano pero bienn cubanoo

  • @migueldiaz-acevedo8211
    @migueldiaz-acevedo8211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "¿Tú entiendes?" jajaja Joey is the same in both languages... "You understand me??"

  • @jesterpoker
    @jesterpoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is gold. definitely going to be tuning in more often

  • @philippides
    @philippides 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rara la vez que tengo el privilegio de oir el acento cubano, y me da tanto gusto oirlo del increible y talentoso Joey Coco Diaz. Este nuevo show de Tom Segura es bien chevere. Lo oigo ida y vuelta de mi trabajo diariamente.

  • @katherineledesma5201
    @katherineledesma5201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joey’s Spanish is so raw I love it, even the way he says príson instead of cárcel

  • @Daniel305G
    @Daniel305G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Being cuban, it was great seeing this! It's like my uncle talking!

  • @zannie2774
    @zannie2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg esto es lo mejor que podían a ver hecho coooñoooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @chieflionface9922
    @chieflionface9922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always love watching people speak their respective secondary languages (although I guess one could argue that in Tom's case, Español is actually his primary language since that's what he learned first as a child.. it's all meaningless semantics at the end of the day, just bear with me here even if you disagree with me on that small point.) It's extremely fascinating to me to see the little differences in the way people communicate with each other when they're speaking their day-to-day primary language versus their secondary languages that are not utilized nearly as often in their everyday lives.
    Through my own experiences as a native English speaker, I've learned that I can have a polite, mundane conversation with a person while simultaneously realizing that I'm completely bored with the exchange and thoroughly uninterested in what they are saying.. But then if I were to have a similarly polite, mundane conversation with that same person except this time in Español (my secondary language), all of the sudden I'm completely engaged in the conversation and genuinely interested in what they are telling me.
    I'm sure there has to be some bit of actual science involved here.

  • @Web-Slinger42
    @Web-Slinger42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    José Rogan: "Es enteramente posible que los chimpancé coman carne de alce. De todos modos, ¿alguna vez has usado DMT?

    • @TheBigCastle9
      @TheBigCastle9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Un amigo mio una vez me dijo que...

  • @Sivarnelly
    @Sivarnelly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man I would love to se a Joey Diaz biopic that shit would rock in my opinion. I feel it would need to be raw as hell too. Disfrutando el podcast desde El Salvador. sígale dando con todo hermano.

  • @barryfredrick2731
    @barryfredrick2731 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hermosos!

  • @paolovega
    @paolovega 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excelente episodio. Gracias Tom y Jose.

  • @drake8168
    @drake8168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Saludos desde Puerto Rico. 🇵🇷🙋‍♂️

  • @danitestalkr
    @danitestalkr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Años siguiendo a estos dos panzones
    La primera vez que escucho al Coco hablar en español
    Que chingon...mexicano aqui

  • @jackielank9712
    @jackielank9712 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    First video of Tom in Spanish I've seen on my feed, I'm going to subscribe! I'm learning spanish and the subtitles help me so much when I get lost!

  • @dannyvasquez2330
    @dannyvasquez2330 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is awesome!!! Bendiciones hermanos. 💪💪

  • @wolfleon3460
    @wolfleon3460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Im surprised Joey Diaz speaks pretty decent Cuban Spanish he still sounds dope 😅🔥🔥

  • @johnq7653
    @johnq7653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    my family thinks I'm a scholar when walking past my room, this blasting

  • @edwardbautista146
    @edwardbautista146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cuban and Peruvian Spanish. My favorite cultures in one podcast gotta love it 🙏💪💪💪

  • @JJL_GINGA
    @JJL_GINGA 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thank you for doing this