Bill Burr - Destroying people - Compilation
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- Compilation of Bill Burr insulting, trashing, disrespecting, making fun of other people. It's hilarious. Some of it might be offensive.
Funniest stand up comedian working today.
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Burr isn't wrong about Steve Jobs
No, he isn‘t. But that wasn‘t his talent. Even in the early days, that was Woz. Jobs had the talent to clearly recognize what would be a hit, what would change the world, and he was a master speaker and a master of selling stuff.
@@tobiastessmer5125but he didn’t make the actual products…. He was an idea man after the beginning he’s an over idolized man who actually has been detrimental to our society we don’t need computers in our pockets.
The reference to Edison was perfect too. Stealing peoples ideas and calling them his own.
@@Endorphins27 No, he didn’t make the products, nor did he invent them. But to recognize what has the potential to change the world, that is an important talent to have in a company (or a startup, in the early days). And what’s also absolutely certain: without his ability to sell things and to give a keynote where he talks a penguin into flying, Apple would not be what it is today.
@@monkchipsExactly, youre tapped in bro.
"I love how when you get a divorce, all of a sudden it costs 50 grand a month to give a kid Fruit Loops.." - Fallon was not prepared for a joke like that.
Y
@@Solidlife1337 MCA
@ 7:10
Its not a joke tho its facts lol just look at dre
Ol' Stoneface Fallon isn't prepared for any joke.
"possibly welding" is one of my favorite lines.
Why is that?
@@TheAbnerAndrade You don't know?
@@adamqmarcinko3880 i thought i got it, but is there some secondary meaning?
@@adamqmarcinko3880 that's what the question mark meant, champ
@@TheAbnerAndrade you don't using welding when making phones
I love how he roasts the idiots with no mercy but holds back on the people who meant no harm. He ain't a dick, he's just good at being one
I feel differently, I feel like he’s always insulting people just for the sake of it. And it’s just less with people who have got on his good side. He’s like the bully you have to punch in the face to make him stay away.
@@knilla2k You got it all wrong. Just watch an entire Burr set and you will recognize that he is never targeting the people but their behaviours. If you can`t understand why that can be very funny even for the person who is laughed at, you need to learn how to laugh about yourself. It`s great!
@@L.L.2045 it’s not their behavior it’s their mistakes which every person can nervously laugh at but calling them out for it is asshole behavior most of the time
@@knilla2k He does not call people out though. He makes fun about peoples life choices from his perspective. This is called comedy not assholery. But you know, maybe assholes are just the funnier people in the end I don`t know
Yooo I've never found another Ethiopian in a comment section before lol
I love how Bill and Conan interact. Feels the most natural
Conan is awesome.
They have great chemistry, I get the feeling that Bill says all the things that Conan wants to say lol
They’re friends and Conan is a fantastic host. Even when Bill almost broke down crying when he was talking about Patrice, Conan was a class act professional and got him through it. He’s fantastic
Two guys who were born in MA. And Conan totally loses his shit when he says the "she stood on the heads of those little people". That is genuine laughter from him there.
@@ranchlife8128 Conan is a very kind person who lets people finish what they say and respects and understands their opinions. Especially when he doesn’t agree with them.
Woz built the Apple 1 by himself. It was almost completed before Jobs even saw the damn thing. Jobs was a marketing and sales pro, but he never built SHIT. Steve Wozniak is the man you can thank for actually designing and building the Apple computer.
Damn Straight. Steve Wozniak is the Genius behind Apple.
With no belt and sneakers
Ya but who cares about the Apple computer
@@tugboat6940 umm, do you know what the apple computer was and how it paved the way for the first Macintosh which in turn paved the way for the computers of today? You sound like a typical apple hater with no background information other than "ha ha iphone go brrr"
@@govindmenon1859 - He was obviously trolling and you took the bait hook, line, and sinker.
Burr is in such an elite class of comedians. I love the economy of his comedy, no padded preambles or over-acted exposition. Just a straight right jab.
Unlike your over rehearsed monologue in the cimments section😮
He’s not better than joe rogan
@@mondop5270quit telling us Bill makes you INSECURE! Get over it, he's a comedian. 😂
It’s seems that @mondop5270 was born with cimments syndrome
His approach to comedy made him a comic. Destroying Philly on stage Made him LEGEND
Destroying Philly...LOL 🤭
Bill Burr is the only person that Fallon doesn't dare talk over.
Basically
Susan Martin okay susan
Um Susan, I’m going to need you to take a deep breath.
@Susan Martin HAHAHAHAAA!
@Susan Martin Just calm down, Susan
I love how he’s so brutally honest; it’s unfortunate for the people who ask him stupid questions.
I'd chalk it up to a learning experience.
At least somebody told them when their dads should've had these talks way before they turned 18 lol
I mean the first question wasn’t really stupid just a question no one gives a shit about well Bill Burr does seeing as he just started fucking with the guy
"CaN wOmEn Be FuNnY?"
usually its to get him going. Ppl seem to think he's funny when he's mad.
Sadly brutal honest is going the way of the dodo bird....
“If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated.” 🤣😂🤣
Well, progressive wanna be dictators say commedy is racist. Same thing
Way to repeat other people's comments. You are pathetic, at very best.
You're a waste of life in every sense!
Funniest shit ever 😂
Absolutely unhinged. Madman 😂😂
"Can you believe that marriage didn't work out??" 🤣
You can really see the evolution of Fallon’s fake laugh here.
it's really disgusting to look at honestly. he doesn't know when to laugh.
It’s truly awful
🤢🤮
He seems more genuine in the earlier clips. It’s like Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon is a character he created.
It’s sooo fake
He operates on a level most people don't know anything about.
Except people like us who thinks hes the shit
ok boomer
i believe he's the next step of human evolution
Stuck In The Past Productions you don’t know shit
Not really.
0:10 "I see you losing the roof there in the back. You'll be right there with me." 💀💀💀💀
Was that Richard Lewis? Holy crap
@@vejay369Nardwar. He's a Canadian interviewer famous for finding out the most obscure and specific facts and stories about people he's about to interview.
@@kevincarlos973 I would have taken a simple NO.... thanks but no thanks anyways.
@@vejay369 lol, so close- minded. God forbid you learn something new. Had you been born in the middle east you would be with the Taliban.
@@kevincarlos973lmao what the fuck that is not Nardwuar
The "no belt" thing gets me everytime. It's just such an absurd detail to latch onto
Why would you need a belt for custom tailored pants?
He needed a belt after he got cancer
Those jeans were tailored?
“If I was a dictator, those people would be eliminated.” Something Bill said out loud, that I will whisper to myself often.
Yes!! Injustice for all. ✊🏼
@@machinegunmatu its what you would call a “facetious joke” buddy
@@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44 is this good or bad?
bankers.
People who don't use turn signals
Bill Burr gave Thug life a Boston Accent
Huh?
Lol. Best comment
John Olmos he’s the greatest Masshole to ever live
Laughed my ass off at "and you wonder why your relationships never work out" after helping the Bull with her coat.
You could see that hit her a bit too hard
@@Anders-vl6kkwho si she/he 😂
@@covakoma1064 no clue
That little glance Bill gives to Andy, you know he was about to let her have it. She just green lighted herself.
@@covakoma1064That's Lea De Laria. She's a comedian, amazing singer, was on Broadway for a while and more recently in the show "Orange is the new black". That was a funny moment. 😅
The truth is presented in a honest, and humorous way. A talent only the best have. Love this guy .
”I wasn’t gonna leave and attacked everything they loved”
Lmao 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
"He's like Edison."
Edison routinely stole other people's work and made it his own. Good comparison...
And than Bill topped it off with Tesla, from whom Edison stole the most.
Yeah that Tesla thing was a masterstroke
@@SLqB11
Pretty sure he was talking about musk, he’s called musk Tesla a few times. Ironically this all applies to musk as well
Wow you're so smart. /s
@Zenith No Steve Jobs was also a genius. His IQ was 160. 160 and over is considered genius.
Bill Burr is a national treasure.... you cant argue with his rant cause he spits facts !
That "be a gentleman" bit was gold. Idk who she is, I'm sure she's a great person, but that sums up so many divorce situations.
It isn't a good person, don't worry
Jimmy Fallon has all the personality of a lukewarm glass of water.
Diluted water
aw c'mon there's some artificial sweetener in there
both get drunk too
BOOM! 👏👏👏
He's a good actor though or at least was..
Bill Burr reacting to the tiny chair....I’m dying 😂😂
Jennifer Briggs ok boomer
Kermit ok Karen
Yeah i love that rant always. After the attention joke
“i cannot get comfortable in this fucking chair”😂
He did see him succeed fucktard
@@rajdubois boomers were born between 1946 - 1964. Burr was born in 69 so… not a boomer.
When he sees that he has got the host of a show he pours it on and never lets them up. Love the man.
how the fuck is this guy so spontaneously funny, on the spot, and always on point, always saying it how it is, never wrong, never crosses the line, but always right up against it. bloody brilliant, we need more like him.
He's wicked smaht.
its not spontaneous........
im not just talking about his standup, but also his interviews and podcasts etc. he is always on point.
but i see your point, even most of the stuff he says during interviews are just rehearsed snippets from his stand up routines. but that doesnt take away from how funny, and right, he usually is imo.@@joesullivan8861
Believe me these guys practice day n night.
@@unncommonsensewell I got eh numba!
Wish Patrice was still around to see Bill's success
Aww, they’d both be so successful together. Damn. 💔
Love this comment. If you look closely you can see the Patrice influence in a lot of Bills work. Patrice fucked with a lot of his colleagues and they all say that it forced them to be much better comics. Bill included. RIP Patrice.
Who is Patrice?
Mmazipan Rammstein Patrice O’Neal was Bills mentor and one of the greatest comedians of all time. He died back in 2011.
@@anthonybrady Thank you. I love Bill Burr so I'll look up Patrice O'Neal. Do you have any suggestions on which stand up I should start with?
"Dude you're white. Go to the gap. Give in to it... Buy some dockers" 😂
“Come home” 😂
Appreciate the fact that the thumbnail was not only present in the actual video, but it was the very first clip in the video. I watched to the end purely out of respect for that.
💯
Bill's intrusive thoughts are undefeated
Watching Jimmy Fallon attempting to converse with the mighty Bill Burr is about as comfortable as watching a toddler trapped in a tank with a shark.
Mr. Grass his sycophantic guffawing is unbearable....
Conan and him work so much better
This made me almost choke on my fucking water shiiiit
Fallon the fallen
What a gay analogy.
The woman who asked him "Can women be funny?" got totally owned by Bill Burr's answer. She was so naive she didn't even realize the education he was trying to instill on her.
absolutely 🔥🔥
She was constantly looking at the camera as if she was trying to ask viewers to help her out.
@@Atombender Cause they knew how dumb her question was so she just kept nervously laughing
It was a stupid question to be fair, anyone can he funny, it's not about race or gender or sexuality, it's just if you've got the charisma and humour for it. The problem with unsuccessful comedians is that they tend to blame everyone else while not realising it's them and their material
Acctually I think she agreed with him and was trying to get that reaction. She looked like a kid whose parents are defending her to her brother or something, she looked so happy with his awnser.
Burr is my hero. I love to complain about things. It makes me feel great warm and fuzzy inside.😂
4:57 “If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated.” 😂
7:05 "I love how when you get a divorce all of a sudden it costs like 50 grand a month to get a kid fruitloops" 😂
"You keeping it real in Wichita?"
A legend.
Don't mess with those cornfield crips and the barnyard bloods
😆😆
Me and BF are going to see him next year. It'll be my first time seeing him and I can't wait.
@@DrummerJacob that's fucking hilarious
Bill Burr is probanly the one brutaly honest comedian I like.
Bill is every real down to earth American man's inner and outer voice !!!
My opinion, Bill is already in the top 5 all time. He truly is a genius
Along with Chapelle
Him, Chappelle, Louis C.K, and John Mulaney are all time greats
@@_trashmandan_2903 Daniel Tosh as well
George carlin
Carlin
That poor intern
Liz Que ok boomer
She was cute
Oh please rhat was probably their 15 minutes
Poor intern ??.the man was speaking truth sweetie
The best advice is direct.
7:32 😭🤣😂 he bites back really quickly
Everybody needs a dose of Bill Burr once in a while to stay sane! 😀
Poor guy with the chair lol
He was just trying to help lol. Although getting roasted by Bill Burr would be awesome
I like to think that he probably talked to the dude after the show to tell him it's all jokes, nothing personal. Probably took pictures and signed something 😅.
He’s so funny, Conan actually let his real laugh out. Not his “their trying to funny so I have to laugh in support” laugh. His real, uncontrolled laugh. That shits funny.
That was the best part of this video, seeing conan lose it when bill was talking about oprah and the midgets...
“Whattya gonna be all hardcore about ya crop?” 😅😅😅
Conan is a beast of a comedian too, that’s why.
Norm and Bill brought that out of him every time they were on.
12:05
7:39 "bwahahahahahahaha" That dude in the green suit is crying inside 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡🤡
11:57 Have never seen Conan genuinely crack up so much to any guest before. Amazing!
Only other one is Norm
Norm McDonald
“Two balding old guys going after some hairy...criminal” 😂
Bill Burr. The one man who has enough balls to say what everyone constantly thinks.
Chris Rock: can confirm
but what would bill burr do if someone gave him spoilers to an movie he was about to see in an movie theatre?
Chapelle
Like that viral video of the black guy who danced in the middle of the street and got ran over by an ice cream truck. The video was hilarious but people didn't want to laugh at him because idiots would think they're being racist. But Bill roasted tf out of the guy.
@@Wolfsbane909 Quit fishing for a joke, write your own.
I love this guy man really ... He's jokes are hands down hilarious
Only just discovered Bill and he's effing brilliant! Glad to see top tier comedy coming out of America. This guy is clearly up there with Stanhope, Carlin and Hicks. I hope he comes back to the UK soon for some shows!
Did you just compare Doug Stanhope with George Carlin and Bill Hicks?
@@jasonbaum6284 Not so much compared but grouped in terms of personal entertainment value.
@@jasonbaum6284 I adore Carlin and Hicks as gods, but Doug Stanhope trumps both of them IMO. What's wrong with comparing them?! Burr is truly brilliant but not sure he's quite in that league.
@@mattbrooks90 Stanhope is a hack.
Doug Stanhope is amazing
" If I was a dictator those people would be eliminated" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He said that to Colbert who likes dictators
Someone being murdered with an axe
Jimmy Fallon: HAHA HAHA
@Justin Turdeau yes
I mean I would laugh at bill burr to you festering leach
Absolutely Love Bill. Life is waaaay better with Bill about.
I absolutely love Bill Burr…He makes my mornings when I have bad days at work..😂
I love Bill because I feel like he understands my daily rage.
The voice in my head is bills.
You losers are not that cool lol
I feel like Bill could get some good material from me if he had a mic in my car when I'm driving. There's no way everyone alive should be entitled to drive a car once they hit 16. We really have to start falling people on drivers tests
@@reyder7661 lolol
I lost it on his Steve Jobs bit. "Soldering, possibly welding" 😂😂😂
I love the one at the award show lmao she was so confused 😂😂 just standing there shaking her head.
He is one of the top 5 comedians to ever walk the face of the earth.
Yeah Carlos mencia, Dane cook, Matt Rife, Hannah Gadsby are the other 4
@@vejay369 HAHA not even close!
To walk the face of America, maybe.
Lol some fool said Dane Cook.
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub yeah that's the joke. Ur apparently trying to be the 6th comedian on that list. Probably right up there with carrot cake or carrot top or whatever his name is
I wish I was a master at making people feel uncomfortable and self-conscious like Bill Burr. He makes it seem so effortless, I'm in awe.
He's just calling people out for what there doing. Nothing to master it's not that deep
Somebody’s got to do it
@@knilla2k nah he’s awesome
I can do it but nobody thinks it is funny.
Truth hurts
When he started talking about people trying to act hard in the midwest was the most accurate shit
Lmao as someone who lives in MN. That’s so true
I live in the Midwest.
Our violent crime is actually really high.
I live in northern Indiana. We have more gun violence than most places in the nation.
@@josephmayfield945 ok hard ass
@@josephmayfield945 yeah but the point is that midwestern people just can’t sell it. You could kill 5 men in cold blood and still look like a dork if you tried to act hard
@Bold One damn I’d love to see that lol
That bit at 9:39 was just so funny to me. The completely casual random natural setting of ranting at a kids playground but he has a mic, the old/shitty quality, and just the joke itself. The way he said "Brad" was perfect
I love how Conan just falls apart laughing at that Oprah joke. Like he just can't hold it together anymore and just busts out laughing in tears.
He's a great honest guy. He's got an honest light hearted perspective.
Lmao
Light hearted huh?
@@Evilcheese3 sometimes through a angry funny rant you can actually be light hearted
I think it's fueled by his dislike for bullshit 😂😂
"But she stood on the heads of those little people.." Love how Conan is trying to stifle his laughter here but is actually dying.
Everyone in the business know about the truth behind the scenes so it's more funny to them
One of my favorite comedians!!!! 🤣😂🔥🔥
8:27 One of the funniest rants I've ever heard from Bill. The whole interview with this dude is fkn hysterical.
Jimmy Fallon ruins every single interview that he tries to do with his fake laughter, overreactions, and genuine tom-douchery.
Is there something wrong with him? He's not right in the head.
@@terencejay8845 I think he masquerades his lack of personality by overreacting to seem jolly and the 'fun guy' but actually he's just as full of shit as anyone else.
How can someone so universally disliked be still on one of the most prestigious talk shows?
@@marccas10 because people will complain like little bitches all day and yet they'll never be as rich as him. How sad that a fake man with a fake profession has more money than these bitches EVER will. Yes, how sad indeed.
@@terencejay8845 true
i decided i was not going to leave,so i attacked everything they loved...LEGEND
We must celebrate this this man everyday, an unspoken icon for sure!!!
His talk show moments are some of his best
Bill Burr is my spirit animal.
You better be assertive and quick witted af in person
😂
“Ya keepin’ it real in Wichita?!”
Classic.
I saw Bill Burr in Denver about 5 years ago I think it was and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die. Definitely one of the best comedians of our time ❤
Nothing worse than presenters fake laughing at comedians
One of the greatest humans ever to touch this earth. 🍻🔥
SSJFACPACIFIST ok boomer
Cheers
Kermit not laugh, didn’t laugh
Dylan Kline yo chill issa joke karen, also i commented that 4 months ago
Mr. Epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Roofing in July as a redhead" hahaha
Can you explain that please 🙏🙏
English isn't my first language.
@@dom-fy6kr red hair individuals are typically more pale than standard Caucasians and do not react well to overt sunlight.
Bill Burr = LEGEND
Bill Burr roasting Philly is absolutely hilarious 😂
"McDonald's is for kids and when you get hammered." I love it. I'll remember that.
"we're all eating a giant shit sandwich out here. Nobody cares" 😂😂😂 one of my favorites of his
I love it, Wozniak for the win! Bill Burr gets it!
Bill Burr is my spirit animal! 😂
"Steve Jobs is like Edison, he invented all this stuff"
Heh, yeah. He was pretty much like Edison, just not in the way you think.
he electrocuted an elephant too?
Steve jobs is exactly is Edison, both good businessmen. Yep, that’s about it.
You mean stealing inventions for Tesla?
@@fredflintstoner5230 stealing inventions from Tesla.
@@keysersoze5646 yes. I meant from tesla, not for tesla
Bill doesn't buy into the BS. We need more comedians like him. You know, like it use to be.
Well, yes and no.. He has strayed into the libral patch a bit, but generally speaking I agree.
@@jasoncoburn445 sure, cause nobody appreciates comedy like a conservative 🤣
@@jasoncoburn445 he gone soft due to family. It happens to alot of comedians sadly
I love Bill Burr’s comedy. Would love to see him live and then get an autograph. Just say hello. Thanks Bill.
"The awful level of comfort"
🤣🤣🤣
He’s dead on about Jobs; hell he is dead on about everything that he observes!
Jobs is dead on, too. For awhile now.
@@robertbaratheon2193 I didn't even know he was sick
The truth is hilarious
semi colon 😬
Burr and Conan are so great together. Conan one of the few talk show hosts I still really like
Because they're both Red heads from Boston..... So they kinda Relate to each other.
His bit on Haiti was cringe.
Fallons fake laugh, gives me tha shitz. Its almost like a nervous, 'dont hurt me, i laughed at your jokes' kinda laugh.
I love this man.
"Oprah stood on the heads of those little people!"
I love how hard Bill can make Conan laugh, I'm there man. 😂
He's gonna be beyond awesome when he's a crotchety old dude! Oh, yeahhh.....
KvK Coils
“When”?
haggisa
What are you insinuating?
Isn't he like 70 already?
Like Carlin
George Carlin would be proud
One of the best to ever do it.
The froot loop hits😂😂😂
8:20 the Pitbull interpretation has me dead
Lmfao 🐶:"yhea you gotta be shitt'n me" 😂
Dead on with the Steve Jobs roast. Steve was a salesman/middleman plain & simple. Woz and the rest of the engineers should have been the 90+% stakeholders.
Exactly, and I know Conan's playing wingman but he didn't have to compare him to Edison. Unless he was being next-level ironic because he was a fraudulent thief.
Well most of his wealth waa from his investment in Pixar which later Disney bought.
I needed this today. I laughed hard.
That cut to the band at 05:20 with their fake ass smiles is perfect