We all up in the comments arguing about who was worse Vera or the husband but when I tell you I would hex Dr. Browning with everything in me... Like I would make sure that lady never knew peace 🤧
Alanda's Adopted Children List -Max (Orphan) -Finney and Gwen (Black Phone) -Riley (Talk To Me) -Wen (Knock at the Cabin) -Dalton (Insidious) -Cady (M3GAN) -Julian (Halloween 2018) -Jamie (Halloween 4-6) -Samuel (The Babadook) -Fool (People Under the Stairs) -Andy (Child’s Play) -Max (Krampus)
Dude refused to believe his wife when she said she wasn't drinking, blamed everything on her being a drunk mess, insisted she go to rehab or he'd leave...and then he goes home and DRINKS A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE. The nerve of this man.
Exactly. Hypocritical sanctimonious projection behavior at its best/worst. Because clearly that showed that nobody should be surprised that he ALSO had issues with alcohol abuse, he just didn't get caught 🌚
@@60sbabydoll777 She has a history of alcohol use. She also has a history of overcoming her alcohol use on her own. It's weird that only one aspect is taken into account. She has a strong mind, and her husband ignored her.
@@60sbabydoll777she still overcame it and he knows this he's just a dumb dear in headlights who didn't bother to use his brain and investigate the problems for once dude was an idiot
I still stand by the fact that Isabelle Fuhrmann should be a bigger and more famous actress than she is now. She crushed this role AT TWELVE and then came back at 25 and ate AGAIN in the prequel. I think she was an unfortunate case of typecasting after this movie, but she's clearly so talented. I want to see her in more dramatic roles!
Yes ! I mean she auditionned for Katniss in the Hunger Games but was preferred for Clove. I loved both Jen and hers performances but I sure do wonder how Isabelle would've done as Katniss. Also wonder where she'll be now if she had been the Hunger Games' protagonist. I sure do Hope she's happy with where She's at though !
I read that the deaf little girl wasn't originally part of the movie, but her family were neighbours of a casting person who met her and was like "I NEED to put this girl in a movie" and so she was cast just because she was that adorable 😆
It's so hard to believe that Isabelle Fuhrmann (little Esther herself) was only 12 YEARS OLD for this movie. She went all in on the character and apparently was fully dedicated to portraying her as authentically as possible. And the fact of her going back to play the character again a DECADE later and STILL knocked it out of the park. Like MA'AM! Where is the Oscar that is long overdue?
I’m not gon lie it makes me so uneasy that she was a literal child like my god. I hope that woman is flourishing! She was and I’m sure still is insanely talented 😭😭
@@AlandaParkeron your own time you should check out The Novice! she plays the lead in that and is brilliant in it. she’s also in Escape Room 2 and The Hunger Games. I’m glad she doesn’t seem traumatized from this film and is even in the sequel, but it makes me feel uneasy too 😭😭 i’m sure a lot of the third act was done by (adult-aged) body doubles though
@@tristanmovies8629Traumatized? Do you think the director is screaming in the girls face telling her to act better or something? When they're working with child actors they are very cautious to keep thing psychologically positive. If anything she probably had the time of her life with her parents on set supporting her. It's 2024. I thought everyone knew every little detail about the film making process. I guess I was wrong. Maybe there still is some room for people to be fooled by the illusion.
My favorite thing you do during scary movies is when you get to the point of “we have to kill them, there’s no other way” 😭😭😭😂😂😂 every villain we’ve ever encountered in this channel would be shot dead messing with you 😭
@@chibirenee14Well to be fair, realistically, psychopathy can’t be diagnosed within one session. Psychopaths are very charming and manipulative. Also it seems unlikely that the Therapist specialized in extreme mental issues.
@@chibirenee14 this is the same conclusion I came to while I was editing! WHY DID SHE SAY NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH HER WHOLE CHEST?!! she talked to that girl for 60 minutes?! Lives could’ve been spared if she wasn’t such a HACK 😭😭😭 like Dr. Browning should be on trial fr! And if I was Vera I would send her a hexed vial of my husbands ashes 🙂↕️🤧
@@AlandaParker One of my favorite reviewers dinged the movie because the point as to which people blindly mistrusted Kate got to the point of unbelievability. I love the movie, but I have to agree. It wasn't just the fact that the husband didn't believe her, it was that NO ONE around was paying attention
Isabelle Fuhrman is so ludicrously talented. Imagine being a child, and playing an adult who is pretending to be a child, and performing it flawlessly. I wish she was in more If you want to see more of her, other notable films she's been in are the original Hunger Games movie, The Novice (probably her best performance but it's more of a drama and character piece; not sure if it would go on the channel but at the very least worth watching on your own time for sure), and yes, Orphan: First Kill
The husband (while still an idiot) had long checked out on his wife, their children and their entire union. Her substance abuse was the cop-out he needed, and Ester was the perfect buffer for him. One less “child” to raise, and a pre-built “babysitter” for his daughter. Grandma didn’t even understand her job. Family was all effed up.
"Do you need....... the orphan??" LMFAO that was so good, and yeah, that little angel would be more than enough perfection for me were it my child!!!!!
Never clicked so fast! I remember being HORRIFIED by the part where she breaks her arm when I saw this as a kid. ALSO this video being over an hour long just MADE MY WEEKEND! Thank you Alanda!!!!
This movie went so much further than I was expecting. When she keeps making moves on the dad I was in SHAMBLES! So disturbing. Like "Wtf is wrong with this child?! Why is she lik-.....Ohhhh. OK. I get it. That twist just put me in the floor but at least I get it now." 😳😳
@@ciarau12 I know! 😂 I'm thinking Oh, Alanda. Say the words "cute" and "adorable" while you can. When the movie takes that hard left turn halfway through....ain't a darn thing cute! 😂
The actress who played Max is actually hearing impaired in real life. She also plays Alice's daughter in Resident Evil: Retribution , which that character is also hearing impaired.
Life be TRASH, but you videos make things more bearable like you keep coming when I need you the most I swear😭 so excited that you reacted to this, I used to be so obsessed with this movie
You did Orphan you did Orphan!! Watching people react to this movie is one of my favorite things ever, lol. "She's cute. I'm scared though." is gold, what a way to sum up most of the movie!
My wife and I have three kids. Originally, we wanted four, but our third was such a handful. So, I get the "leaving well enough alone" comment. I couldn't imagine having another at this point
I remember subbing to you years ago. I still forget you didn’t always do horror and haven’t seen everything yet. I was excited you finally made your way to Orphan. Commenting before I even watch because I know it’s gonna be a good time as always. Thanks for posting girl!
Alanda you look so beautiful girl! The face card is flawless! And the pink ribbons are giving the extra glow up with your rose blusher color palette. Gorge!!! 🩷
Fun fact the actress that played Ester, was indeed a child actor and she reprised the role in the prequel (Orphan First Kill) years later but is in her mid 20s 😂
I just realized that Esther got off pretty easy for pushing the bully. There was snow on the ground which cushioned the impact when she hit the ground. It could have been MUCH worse if it was just grass or concrete
On the upside, one of the greatest twists in movie history. On the downside, also one of the most infuriatingly unhelpful husbands/boyfriends in movie history.
I knew you would gag at this movie, its honestly too underrated imo. It's truly sad and infuriating at times, while maintaining a sense of uneasiness throughout. Amazing movie, with a sickening twist. Also loving this hairstyle, the bows r so cute 😭💗
I’m glad you finally watched this! Watching the movie in the theaters when it came out was one of the wildest experiences of my life. 😂 The entire audience was on edge and stressed out. I remember everyone going crazy when Max picked that gun up! But this movie is amazing! The entire cast killed it but baby, Vera Farmiga is a force! That’s a mother right there.
Alanda, you are ABSOLUTELY spot on. The actress playing Ester (Isabelle Fuhrman) was absolutely SPECTACULAR in this movie! I HOPE that she got some kind of award for this movie.
*I remembered watching this movie with my mom when it first came out. Orphan is a really good movie because when we watched it in theaters the entire audience gasps of Esther's secret came out.*
Isabelle Fuhrman was incredible in the first film. A child actor successfully playing both creepy-child and evil-adult sides of this role is very impressive. The prequel adds a fascinating mirror, as she started in the role as a child playing an adult playing a child, but then came back as an adult playing the adult playing a child, getting to play both sides of Esther/Leena's dichotomy from opposite directions.
I found out later this script was auctioned and WB liked it and wanted to make it. So to those who shop their screenplays around, never give up! Orphan is an insane and intense psychological 2 hour masterpiece featuring a powerhouse performance from Vera Farmiga. It came out too soon, if a studio like NEON or a24 made it in 2024, the film would be more acclaimed.
Of the two real life cases that inspired this movie, one involved a woman convincing another woman that she was an abused underaged girl and that the woman should adopt her. The second case involved a couple accusing the little girl they adopted of being a grown woman, and it ended up being proven she was just a little girl. I'm fairly sure the couple got charged with abuse/neglect of her as well.
I hate the husband so much, you have known this girl for 5 minutes and believing and trusting her over everyone. This movie is so good, I rewatch it often
@@tajkiachoudhury6932yes and that’s the believable part but for gods sake who doesn’t think about a little more “mmm weird shit started to happen in my house ever since that girl showed up 🤔. A girl got hurt, a nun goes missing, she cuts the flowers of my still burn baby, my sons treehouse was on fire, he almost died, and my wife has been telling me that she is weird…. Nah it most be that my wife is insecure as hell and crazy 🤪” Cmon just a lot of father and therapists are portraied as super dumb in this films it’s frustrating to see but yeah it can be entertaining.
@@tajkiachoudhury6932 a nun cane to the house and said the little girl was dangerous and was found bludgeoned to death outside the home. Stop focusing on the wife, you’re just as dumb as the husband if wouldn’t suspect the little girl anyways.
I get why you kept wondering why they needed more. I feel like sometimes we all spend so much time focusing on what we don’t have, instead of on what we do have.
Just seeing you uploaded has cheered me up, thank you for your sweet messages of love, positivity and joy in your intros. Sending some hope and inspiration back your way too girl ❤
Not me gasping after seeing the JAW DROPPING look miss thing is gracing us with today. The ribbons are literally everything im living for at the moment ❤
Seeing how Alanda worries about the children in these horror movies makes me hope she reacts to The Others. I'm sure she'd be just as protective over the kids in that film to plus it was one of those films I remember watching a lot when I was younger.
Just want to say I love your reaction. They make my day every time I see the notification. I love that you’re doing this movie and the prequel is good as well.
I LOVE Mama Parker to the world and back. Max really is the most adorable kid. Your comment that Esther was an ancient vampire was soooo on point. Your instincts are just *chef's kiss*. I'm glad we all agree that the husband is a useless, smirking fool. (So was that therapist! Woman, you showed no skills!) And once again, no matter how many great reactions I watch, yours always top them all!
This movie is amazing, and the sequel is actually a PREQUEL, but even if you know the twist in the first one, the second one still has a few pretty big surprises and turns. Also, it's the same actress playing Esther, but since she was grown up, they used some camera tricks, make-up, and some really neat tricks to sell the idea that she's a little girl. It helps that Isabelle Fuhrman has a very child-like face and you never QUITE forget she's much older, but the illusion works well enough to let you buy the story for the movie's runtime. Also, Julia Styles is in it!
Also! Vera Farmiga just debuted her first single called “the crying room” with her band THE YAGAS. It’s such a good song and she ate the vocals and video! Go support MOTHER!!!!
Seeing Alanda's reaction makes me so happy i'm not the only 1 who had the reactions i had and the annoyance with the husband and grandma. All of the thoughts i had Alanda put into words😂
55:26: "Calling to be like you have a 1000 year old murderous vampire on your hands...she swam there...no boat" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Alanda, definitely watch the prequel, First Kill. It gives a great backstory! Love your channel.
You’ll love the new one , it’s actually really great! You’ll LOVE cheering for Esther in it! My baby Angel is Max’s age and staying at her moms right now so this is making me so emotional jsut seeing this angel! Ugh thanks for making this light with your laughter! 🙂
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We all up in the comments arguing about who was worse Vera or the husband but when I tell you I would hex Dr. Browning with everything in me... Like I would make sure that lady never knew peace 🤧
hey Alanda, i would LOVE if you reacted to Death Proof (2007) i swear you will live for it. it’s your kind of movie. love your content ❤
I'm the husband's number one hater🏃♀
You should wActh the alternate ending to this movie, it’s just like a couple of minutes and in it Esther is the only survivor.
def husband yeall ull like first kill its prequel to orphan
@@Galaxtopus WHAT?!?! I can never watch a scene where Max doesn’t make it 😭😭😭
“Very profound for a little girl…”
Us: 👀
SHRIEKING, she had no clue what was coming!
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@@ciarau12in what clue are you referring to exactly!!!!😮😮😮😮😮
Every time she complimented Nina (Esther) I said “you just don’t know”
right🤣
Another horror movie of a husband ignoring every red flag while his wife loses her fucking mind trying to convince him 💀
The entire summation of Speak No Evil 🤭
Because we're seeing from the villain's pov. How could you possibly see these as red flags when the wife has a history of alcohol abuse and neglect.
@@texasweetki the GENERATIONAL TRAUMA of that film, my god
Worst husband ever. It was hard to feel bad for him when he got swiss-cheesed by Esther with the kitchen knife.
The reason why women move together. Cus men take too fucking long to catch up 😂
Alanda's Adopted Children List
-Max (Orphan)
-Finney and Gwen (Black Phone)
-Riley (Talk To Me)
-Wen (Knock at the Cabin)
-Dalton (Insidious)
-Cady (M3GAN)
-Julian (Halloween 2018)
-Jamie (Halloween 4-6)
-Samuel (The Babadook)
-Fool (People Under the Stairs)
-Andy (Child’s Play)
-Max (Krampus)
I was thinking about who all alanda has claimed as her children while watching this..thank you for the list!
Alanda has a lot of “orphans” the Halloween costume budget this year must be insane 👻
Started with Max, is currently at another Max
13 kids?! She could start a family band
And Auntie to Dylan (New Nightmare)
My favorite tradition of seeing people watch this movie for the first time and be pissed off at the dad and his stupidity lol
It's this movie and also Paranormal Activity with Micah's annoying ass provoking the demon
just weird lol take her and leave you love her so much 😭
That and the twist at the end! I love seeing people watch orphan for those 2 reasons mainly.
Dude refused to believe his wife when she said she wasn't drinking, blamed everything on her being a drunk mess, insisted she go to rehab or he'd leave...and then he goes home and DRINKS A WHOLE BOTTLE OF WINE. The nerve of this man.
She has a history of alcoholism, of course he was skeptical. And yeah he drank wine, he was stressed tf out.
Exactly. Hypocritical sanctimonious projection behavior at its best/worst. Because clearly that showed that nobody should be surprised that he ALSO had issues with alcohol abuse, he just didn't get caught 🌚
@@60sbabydoll777 She has a history of alcohol use. She also has a history of overcoming her alcohol use on her own. It's weird that only one aspect is taken into account. She has a strong mind, and her husband ignored her.
@@60sbabydoll777she still overcame it and he knows this he's just a dumb dear in headlights who didn't bother to use his brain and investigate the problems for once dude was an idiot
when you said “burn it down esther” to the treehouse at the beginning…. 😭 witchery
I swear I’m tapped into something 🔮
I still stand by the fact that Isabelle Fuhrmann should be a bigger and more famous actress than she is now. She crushed this role AT TWELVE and then came back at 25 and ate AGAIN in the prequel. I think she was an unfortunate case of typecasting after this movie, but she's clearly so talented. I want to see her in more dramatic roles!
right 😳
Watch "The Novice"
DiCaprio did want her for this movie, no matter what. A good actor recognize another good one.
she was nine when she did this role
Yes ! I mean she auditionned for Katniss in the Hunger Games but was preferred for Clove. I loved both Jen and hers performances but I sure do wonder how Isabelle would've done as Katniss. Also wonder where she'll be now if she had been the Hunger Games' protagonist. I sure do Hope she's happy with where She's at though !
I read that the deaf little girl wasn't originally part of the movie, but her family were neighbours of a casting person who met her and was like "I NEED to put this girl in a movie" and so she was cast just because she was that adorable 😆
and I don't blame them😍 she did a good job alone and not being just because she's of cute literally adorable wish she could be my daughter.
It's so hard to believe that Isabelle Fuhrmann (little Esther herself) was only 12 YEARS OLD for this movie. She went all in on the character and apparently was fully dedicated to portraying her as authentically as possible. And the fact of her going back to play the character again a DECADE later and STILL knocked it out of the park. Like MA'AM! Where is the Oscar that is long overdue?
I’m not gon lie it makes me so uneasy that she was a literal child like my god. I hope that woman is flourishing! She was and I’m sure still is insanely talented 😭😭
@AlandaParker she's in The Hunger Games
@@AlandaParkeron your own time you should check out The Novice! she plays the lead in that and is brilliant in it. she’s also in Escape Room 2 and The Hunger Games. I’m glad she doesn’t seem traumatized from this film and is even in the sequel, but it makes me feel uneasy too 😭😭 i’m sure a lot of the third act was done by (adult-aged) body doubles though
@@tristanmovies8629Traumatized? Do you think the director is screaming in the girls face telling her to act better or something? When they're working with child actors they are very cautious to keep thing psychologically positive. If anything she probably had the time of her life with her parents on set supporting her. It's 2024. I thought everyone knew every little detail about the film making process. I guess I was wrong. Maybe there still is some room for people to be fooled by the illusion.
@@aperson4640 is this not exactly what i said in my reply lmao? you just riled yourself up for no reason 😭😭
My favorite thing you do during scary movies is when you get to the point of “we have to kill them, there’s no other way” 😭😭😭😂😂😂 every villain we’ve ever encountered in this channel would be shot dead messing with you 😭
That’s one of my favorites as well. She said it of Regan in The Exorcist, and I laughed all the way through that.😂
My favorite is when 10 mins into watching Clue she was like “that’s it. We all just have to cover up the murder and go home.” 😭😭
Your hair could not look anymore adorable omg. You definitely ARE a ribbon girlie
it's fitting for the movie too since Esther does that same thing with her hair
Seriously. Alanda could add an extra 20 minutes to the end of every video just showing how she does her hair and I would watch.
@@sebastianfuller thank you so much 🥹🥰💛
@DapperAsDarren no literally. I always look forward to seeing how it will be styled for the next video
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Sis is a lil demon spawn that murders yet the movie still makes you hate the douche canoe of a father even more
I personally hate the therapist more, she obviously sucks, and can't tell Esther's a sociopath.
@@chibirenee14Well to be fair, realistically, psychopathy can’t be diagnosed within one session. Psychopaths are very charming and manipulative. Also it seems unlikely that the Therapist specialized in extreme mental issues.
@@chibirenee14that therapist was the worst. So absurdly unprofessional and biased.
@@chibirenee14 this is the same conclusion I came to while I was editing! WHY DID SHE SAY NOTHING WAS WRONG WITH HER WHOLE CHEST?!! she talked to that girl for 60 minutes?! Lives could’ve been spared if she wasn’t such a HACK 😭😭😭 like Dr. Browning should be on trial fr! And if I was Vera I would send her a hexed vial of my husbands ashes 🙂↕️🤧
@@AlandaParker One of my favorite reviewers dinged the movie because the point as to which people blindly mistrusted Kate got to the point of unbelievability. I love the movie, but I have to agree. It wasn't just the fact that the husband didn't believe her, it was that NO ONE around was paying attention
I laughed every time you thought Esther was a vampire the whole time until you realized who she really was! Lol
I now NEED a movie that’s similar but she’s actually just vampire instead
@@S.M.9”Let me in”
As David would say: "Esther so bad that not even Chucky would want to play with her!"
Isabelle Fuhrman is so ludicrously talented. Imagine being a child, and playing an adult who is pretending to be a child, and performing it flawlessly. I wish she was in more
If you want to see more of her, other notable films she's been in are the original Hunger Games movie, The Novice (probably her best performance but it's more of a drama and character piece; not sure if it would go on the channel but at the very least worth watching on your own time for sure), and yes, Orphan: First Kill
I love her 💙💫
Kirsten Dunst did that in Interview with the vampire...
The little girl that plays Max is the CUTEST. Ugh my heart 🥹
Her scenes with her mother made me want to cry
Yes she is very sweet. I also like the girl who plays Bae in the film “Signs” she is very cute and funny.
@@kay-jay1581 I loved Abigail Breslin in signs:) adorable
From "Girl power, Esther!" to "Kick the b*tch, I'm sorry." i was HERE 4 it! Another FANTASTIC reaction!!
“She’s gonna pigeon you.” is my favorite. 🐦
Same 😅😅
The husband (while still an idiot) had long checked out on his wife, their children and their entire union. Her substance abuse was the cop-out he needed, and Ester was the perfect buffer for him. One less “child” to raise, and a pre-built “babysitter” for his daughter. Grandma didn’t even understand her job. Family was all effed up.
"Do you need....... the orphan??" LMFAO that was so good, and yeah, that little angel would be more than enough perfection for me were it my child!!!!!
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Never clicked so fast! I remember being HORRIFIED by the part where she breaks her arm when I saw this as a kid. ALSO this video being over an hour long just MADE MY WEEKEND! Thank you Alanda!!!!
This movie went so much further than I was expecting. When she keeps making moves on the dad I was in SHAMBLES! So disturbing. Like "Wtf is wrong with this child?! Why is she lik-.....Ohhhh. OK. I get it. That twist just put me in the floor but at least I get it now." 😳😳
@@LiirThropp2687 SAME it is so disturbing. I love that Alanda thinks Esther is nice and precious for the first chunk of the video 🤣💀💀
@@ciarau12 I know! 😂 I'm thinking Oh, Alanda. Say the words "cute" and "adorable" while you can. When the movie takes that hard left turn halfway through....ain't a darn thing cute! 😂
Bruh same.
Isabelle fuhrman is a great actress.
The actual gag Alanda did when Esther got her neck snapped has my stomach hurting 😂
Bless you again, Alanda!
right at first watch I can't even watch😬
Max is my fave “final kid”. So smart and adorable! Loving this being over an hour, thank you!
“ Oh my lord Max is on her own “😂😂😂
This is so timely bc Vera Farmiga just announced her musical debut as a vocalist in a heavy metal band.
Isabelle Fuhrman is soooooo underrated as an actress! Literally nobody could play Esther but her!
you talking about how Ester seems so mature in the beginning is sending me because you didn't know what was coming.
Came here for Orphan but stayed for the look Alanda you look great! Hope life treats you as well as you do us ❤
My thoughts exactly!
She looks phenomenal as always, Love you girl!!!!
Thank you so much sweetness 🥰💛
Thought the same thing! Came to the comments hoping maybe Alanda might drop her skin care routine…
Makes sense that this actress played the crazy knife girl in the first Hunger Games movie 😭
wait clove??
@@avisonline Yep lol
Isabelle Fuhrman. Phenomenal actress
She was fantastic in that role, too
I loved her in Escape Room 2
AN HOUR AND 10 MINUTES!! WE WON WE WON
The actress who played Max is actually hearing impaired in real life. She also plays Alice's daughter in Resident Evil: Retribution , which that character is also hearing impaired.
the dad is one of the most dumbest characters i have ever seen 😭
That dad was such a pain in the butt. An absolute fool.
@@orangelanternnunley1720 dad's usually r in horror movies😂(and in real life)
@@orangelanternnunley1720 he really trusted an orphan over his own wife lmaoo
Yeah, just like the Cheryl Blossom movie we don't talk about (you know, the one about the cabin in the woods...)
Because we're seeing from the villain's pov. How could you possibly see these as red flags when the wife has a history of alcohol abuse and neglect.
Let’s end the spooky season right!!
Life be TRASH, but you videos make things more bearable like you keep coming when I need you the most I swear😭 so excited that you reacted to this, I used to be so obsessed with this movie
*aggressive piano playing* Alanda: “Is that Esther?! What the FAWKING FAWK?!” 😂
Your hair with the pink ribbons is so gorgeous ahhh. Our cutesy horror queen giving us looks as always and she gets powerful every season
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You did Orphan you did Orphan!! Watching people react to this movie is one of my favorite things ever, lol. "She's cute. I'm scared though." is gold, what a way to sum up most of the movie!
My wife and I have three kids. Originally, we wanted four, but our third was such a handful. So, I get the "leaving well enough alone" comment. I couldn't imagine having another at this point
Isabelle Fuhrman, the actress who played Esther, was only 10/11 years old here. Really crazy to think, she did an amazing job
I remember subbing to you years ago. I still forget you didn’t always do horror and haven’t seen everything yet. I was excited you finally made your way to Orphan. Commenting before I even watch because I know it’s gonna be a good time as always. Thanks for posting girl!
Alanda you look so beautiful girl! The face card is flawless! And the pink ribbons are giving the extra glow up with your rose blusher color palette. Gorge!!! 🩷
Fun fact the actress that played Ester, was indeed a child actor and she reprised the role in the prequel (Orphan First Kill) years later but is in her mid 20s 😂
Your reaction to the mom reading the bedtime story to Max was so SWEET.
I just realized that Esther got off pretty easy for pushing the bully. There was snow on the ground which cushioned the impact when she hit the ground. It could have been MUCH worse if it was just grass or concrete
It's crazy that the three most infuriating characters aren't even Esther. That husband, his mom, and stupid therapist are comically inept.
The son comes in 4th place
On the upside, one of the greatest twists in movie history. On the downside, also one of the most infuriatingly unhelpful husbands/boyfriends in movie history.
20:14 "Are you, the devil?" Took me out! 😂
This movie has always been criminally underrated for how good it is! I remember being genuinely shocked when I saw that twist, CRAZY.
Yasss The Cheetah Girls was my FAVE and Girl Power was their best song. Better believe I was dancing and singing along with you queen!!
I'm totally here for Alanda immediately adopting Max
“Esther is a vampire, she’s 1000 years old “… well😅
I knew you would gag at this movie, its honestly too underrated imo. It's truly sad and infuriating at times, while maintaining a sense of uneasiness throughout. Amazing movie, with a sickening twist. Also loving this hairstyle, the bows r so cute 😭💗
“This was NOT what I meant when I said girl power!” 😂😂😂
I can't believe that Vera and Taissa are 20 years apart in age and look like twins.
I’m glad you finally watched this! Watching the movie in the theaters when it came out was one of the wildest experiences of my life. 😂
The entire audience was on edge and stressed out. I remember everyone going crazy when Max picked that gun up! But this movie is amazing! The entire cast killed it but baby, Vera Farmiga is a force! That’s a mother right there.
Alanda "GET MY DAUGHTER!!" 😂
Alanda, you are ABSOLUTELY spot on. The actress playing Ester (Isabelle Fuhrman) was absolutely SPECTACULAR in this movie! I HOPE that she got some kind of award for this movie.
OMG, your titles are so friggin epic. 😂 Sending much light and love, always! Thanks for the laughs, friend. 💛✌🏻
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*I remembered watching this movie with my mom when it first came out. Orphan is a really good movie because when we watched it in theaters the entire audience gasps of Esther's secret came out.*
Isabelle Fuhrman was incredible in the first film. A child actor successfully playing both creepy-child and evil-adult sides of this role is very impressive. The prequel adds a fascinating mirror, as she started in the role as a child playing an adult playing a child, but then came back as an adult playing the adult playing a child, getting to play both sides of Esther/Leena's dichotomy from opposite directions.
Alanda’s uploads are literal dopamine. I love settling down with dinner and your videos. The best way to unwind.
Love from New Zealand Alanda!!!
Aww I loved how much you loved Max. She was a sweetie.Your reactions crack me up! Your so funny! Orphan is a great movie ❤
Oh I needed this today! *Queen Alanda* always delivers.
I found out later this script was auctioned and WB liked it and wanted to make it. So to those who shop their screenplays around, never give up! Orphan is an insane and intense psychological 2 hour masterpiece featuring a powerhouse performance from Vera Farmiga. It came out too soon, if a studio like NEON or a24 made it in 2024, the film would be more acclaimed.
Of the two real life cases that inspired this movie, one involved a woman convincing another woman that she was an abused underaged girl and that the woman should adopt her. The second case involved a couple accusing the little girl they adopted of being a grown woman, and it ended up being proven she was just a little girl. I'm fairly sure the couple got charged with abuse/neglect of her as well.
Vera's screams in this movie are such a moment.
I hate the husband so much, you have known this girl for 5 minutes and believing and trusting her over everyone. This movie is so good, I rewatch it often
Yet the mom is a known addict who almost killed her own child from neglect 😂😂😂
Everyone believed the girl why would you not believe a 12 year old who got abused I hope y’all will never be parents
@@tajkiachoudhury6932yes and that’s the believable part but for gods sake who doesn’t think about a little more “mmm weird shit started to happen in my house ever since that girl showed up 🤔. A girl got hurt, a nun goes missing, she cuts the flowers of my still burn baby, my sons treehouse was on fire, he almost died, and my wife has been telling me that she is weird…. Nah it most be that my wife is insecure as hell and crazy 🤪”
Cmon just a lot of father and therapists are portraied as super dumb in this films it’s frustrating to see but yeah it can be entertaining.
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@@tajkiachoudhury6932 a nun cane to the house and said the little girl was dangerous and was found bludgeoned to death outside the home.
Stop focusing on the wife, you’re just as dumb as the husband if wouldn’t suspect the little girl anyways.
I get why you kept wondering why they needed more. I feel like sometimes we all spend so much time focusing on what we don’t have, instead of on what we do have.
Babe I'm living for these looks. You have inspired me to also try and become the ribbon girlie I always thought I was
Do it it’s so fun! 🙂↕️🥰
This is not what i meant when i said girl
power 😂🤣
This was a great reaction! 👏 hope you react to the prequel to this!
You've heard of women's rights, now get ready for women's wrongs 🥰
Just seeing you uploaded has cheered me up, thank you for your sweet messages of love, positivity and joy in your intros.
Sending some hope and inspiration back your way too girl ❤
my spirits are always lifted when ever I see a new movie reaction from Alanda Parker.
Not me gasping after seeing the JAW DROPPING look miss thing is gracing us with today. The ribbons are literally everything im living for at the moment ❤
right😍 she looks amazing
Seeing how Alanda worries about the children in these horror movies makes me hope she reacts to The Others. I'm sure she'd be just as protective over the kids in that film to plus it was one of those films I remember watching a lot when I was younger.
Love the bows! Thanks for blessing us with another great video!
Every time I see CCH Pounder I just see Max’s mom on Living Single. Even Esther wouldn’t mess with Nina Shaw 😂😂😂
Just want to say I love your reaction. They make my day every time I see the notification. I love that you’re doing this movie and the prequel is good as well.
"Two isn't enough??" "Do you need...the orphan?" I'm sorry but this took me out! Only Alanda with this kind of wit
14:18 "Oh no burn it down!...Esther, isn't that your specialty?" 👀🤭
I LOVE Mama Parker to the world and back. Max really is the most adorable kid. Your comment that Esther was an ancient vampire was soooo on point. Your instincts are just *chef's kiss*. I'm glad we all agree that the husband is a useless, smirking fool. (So was that therapist! Woman, you showed no skills!) And once again, no matter how many great reactions I watch, yours always top them all!
This movie is amazing, and the sequel is actually a PREQUEL, but even if you know the twist in the first one, the second one still has a few pretty big surprises and turns. Also, it's the same actress playing Esther, but since she was grown up, they used some camera tricks, make-up, and some really neat tricks to sell the idea that she's a little girl. It helps that Isabelle Fuhrman has a very child-like face and you never QUITE forget she's much older, but the illusion works well enough to let you buy the story for the movie's runtime. Also, Julia Styles is in it!
Also! Vera Farmiga just debuted her first single called “the crying room” with her band THE YAGAS. It’s such a good song and she ate the vocals and video! Go support MOTHER!!!!
omg knew she had a band months ago love it😍
i am so happy the twist was preserved for you
Isabelle Furhman was born to play Esther I swear. She was 11 years old when she did this movie. Dope reaction girl.
This movie is the spiritual granddaughter of “The Good Son”… #HorrorHistory… Worst non-deadly Husband in Horror history.
Seeing Alanda's reaction makes me so happy i'm not the only 1 who had the reactions i had and the annoyance with the husband and grandma. All of the thoughts i had Alanda put into words😂
26:33 Max is just very smart. She saw what Esther is capable of, twice! Yeah I rather be in her good side 😅
The bows are appropriate today 😂
Thank you beautiful😍 for reaching to one of the most underrated…but outstanding horror movies. Glad you enjoyed it! Much love and support 🫶🏾😌🥰
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@@myajanell2504 facts 😌
I just found out yesterday that Vera is the lead vocalist in a metal band and I am gooped!
"Like you're eating them up in your Old Navy hoodie"😭😭🤣 I used to fucking hate my old navy clothes.
36:13 me (29) whenever any sex scene happens and i'm watching it with my mom 🙈🙉
Alonda babes the hair is GIVING i love this look on you so much!!
Here within 10 seconds omg
Reported
Well done 🙌🏽🎃
55:26: "Calling to be like you have a 1000 year old murderous vampire on your hands...she swam there...no boat" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Alanda, definitely watch the prequel, First Kill. It gives a great backstory! Love your channel.
GIRL POWER became GIRL REGRET real fast 🤭
Girl, this was a RIOT 😂
The perfect video to finish my last hour of work to ❤ And your hair is so cute!
You’ll love the new one , it’s actually really great! You’ll LOVE cheering for Esther in it!
My baby Angel is Max’s age and staying at her moms right now so this is making me so emotional jsut seeing this angel! Ugh thanks for making this light with your laughter! 🙂