This Is How You DON'T Play The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 1 (Re-Upload)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
- This is the first half, but the only part that I archived. Apologies for the missing video. Re-upping for archival purposes only.
Originally made by Tyler Hansen. I am not the person who made this and I am also not the person playing.
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'You're bloated with disease'
I didn't know this game could see and accurately evaluate the player
I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alduin: "MY BELLY IS FILLED WITH THE SOULS OF YOUR FELLOW MORTALS, DOVAHKIIN. ALSO, YOU LOOK RATHER SICKLY."
"OH CAHM AHHHHHN WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT"
"I didn't know i was sick everyone just kept telling me i was" that sentence sums up DSP so perfectly it's kind of scary
ThatGingerKid K No kidding... I mean... I can't believe he didn't see the notification that you get when you contract diseases.
@@KitsuneYojimbo I don't blame him it's easy to miss
ant True and yet despite literally everyone telling him he's sick it didn't occur to him to look into the problem.
Once you figure out the disease via active effects or notification it becomes more irritating getting it randomly. To be fair, the notification _can_ be easy to miss and if it gives you a debuff that you never prioritize (i.e. a disease that can weaken your magic which is pointless if you run a warrior build) then the only way you'd know is by dialogue alone if a notification is overlooked.
@@zoroarkdx4491 I mean the NPCs told him about 100 times and he just got offended instead of checking into it, or even just not checking and getting a potion of cure disease. Or even just randomly activating a shine for the buff.
DSP is roughly 70 pounds over his carry limit after picking up a bunch of dragon bones/scales. He then proceeds to...start dumping alchemy ingredients and food that weigh 0.1 pounds each.
*facepalm*
Love how he's walking around the entire game with diseases completely unbeknownst to him. Maybe that is how he actually lives his life LOL
OOOOOOMMMMM i dont hayyyyyave a disease ya dumb game ACK ACK ACK (SNORT)
HEALTH HACK ACKACKACK
It mirrors his real life, he's had mental illness his whole life and doesn't know it.
Seattle air cured his lumbago and gout d00d 🍥🐽🍥
I mean I won't lie. I ended up doing the same thing on my first file.
Then again I was playing on an older TV that the game didn't properly fit fully on the screen so the top corner where a lot of those things are mentioned like you have contracted rockjoint never appeared on screen.
After we got our first HDTV I started noticing it. So I popped into my active effects and saw so many diseases lol
The devs steamlined this game to appeal to more people but it's still not enough for Phil.
“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Douglas Adams
him getting anry at people telling him he looks ill is one of the funniest things i have ever seen
Phil is always complaining about developers making bugged games. Well I’d like to complain to Phil’s mom because the child she developed is clearly bugged.
Nothing she could do DOOD, she got robbed!
Well, Skyrim's as known for its glitches as it is being a fantastic game, so I give Phil a little leeway on that point. He's still garbage at it.
Bugged reproduction organs dood
😹😹 you killing me
Underrated comment 😂😭
Perhaps it's a good thing Phil never leaves his home. This playthrough has clearly shown us what happens when Phil is around children.
Anyone who sees dsp in real life, ask him if he's feeling okay, tell him he looks ill.
if you ask him irl he will try to ban you
Smything is my favourite hobby.
1:25:48 over encumbered by 36 points, has boots that raise carry capacity by 30. Oh DSP, never change.
TheLunarLegend I have good news for you.....
Extra good news for you
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He says shouts are a bad skill and then says he'd rather have fireballs come out of his mouth. That is basically an option in the game. The paralysing shout is my favourite.
18:45 acknowledges trap, proceeds to step on it.
And then he proceeds to say “Asshole… that was a dick move” who the hell is he talking to? Himself for stepping on the pressure plate? The trap for existing? This man…
I'd like to point out that he points out the spike trap, and decides it'd be a good idea to step on the pressure plate for it.
You've committed tax evasion against Seattle and her people.
What say you in your defense?
I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct. Sound good?
Ulf The Arbalest uhm I’m the Thane of the Jarl??? (Persuade)
I find this hilarious now with recent events.
I'd say why am I TOXIC!?
Umm...it’s all Lydia’s Fault.
Despite all the Sokuck drama, I hope folk will keep making TIHYDP's. They're good background noise.
I'm still here, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. We'll continue on, but it's a blow indeed.
First Last wait what drama
SoK Leaks. Shows that Fred was doxxing past members and even their loved ones/families/ ex gfs etc. There's so much to it, just give a look if you care so much. they're dissolved now.
Just let it fucking die already.
Stupid fucks think it somehow gives DSP some respectability now.
WAIT THE SOK QUIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
18:42 If you only had ten seconds to show the essence of Phil's brain function, this would be all you need.
UnivegaSuperSport hahahahaha
FIRE HOT FIRE HOT
@Xavier .,. Bugged fire mechanics.
Honestly this is the funniest tihydp for me. His constant complaining about the game and how the npcs keep telling him how's he's getting sick is a 10/10 for me.
I think the thing that's always pissed me off the most about Phil is his complete inability to notice literally ANYTHING
He noticed the spiked gate and pressue plate on the floor. I guess he just really couldn't be sure whether it was a trap or not until he stepped on it and stood still.
Something could literally be spelled out in front of him and he *still* misses it
See; Metal Gear Solid / Metal Gear Solid 2 playthroughs
Why is he playing on pc and still recording off screen?
53:55 I haven't seen a desktop so cluttered with icons since I worked technical support and dealt with tech illiterates who didn't understand the concept of putting things in directories.
Go watch his rage playthough on PC, He buys a new 3k pc suited to be used as a server, then plugs his monitor into the motherboard then complains about his Fps
@@djimma5080 oh fucking christ
Man I love these edited loading screens
It would be SOOO funny if he would still be infected with the Vampire Virus. Sadly the save reload made it disappear.
For people that don't know: After a few days of ingame time you become a Vampire, and every NPC will attack you on sight. EVERY NPC.
Theres a Quest to fix this later.
It would be so funny because he would just think its a glitch and he would rage quit the game.
He will get attacked if he hadn't been feeding and his vampire status is clear as day so if he feed himself every 3 days i think he wont be attacked.
Too bad this isn’t Oblivion...he never contracted it on that play through either...would be hilarious to watch him “soft lock” his game from his own idiocy by not knowing how vampirism works...
I didn't feed and I didn't get attacked. The only time I got attacked was when I transformed into the vampire but just walking around as myself I never got attacked. If I talked to someone they would say something about my eyes and stuff but that was it
@@redditzilla1536 Never got vampirism before Dawnguard DLC but after that at least they definitely didn't attack unless you turned into a vampire lord. It would just make you crazy weak during the day if you didn't eat. Werewolf was the same, wet dog smell comments was all that happened until I went berserk and slaughtered everyone.
I really love having these on
In the background, they're really fun to listen to while working on something.
That's what TIHYDPs are best for :)
It’s almost like a podcast, except you have to do a double take because you’re like what the hell just happened?!
How can someone fail skyrim wtf
Uses scroll
10 minutes later
"I dont get the scrolls. I have to figure them out"
'Ice wolf
DSP: Ice magic!
'Frost troll'
DSP: Frost magic!
Seriously how does he function?
But, but, the game didn't explain it to him!!
Icy breeze on a bear that adapted to it
If you go back and watch Phil killed Lydia, she went to a knee meaning she was wounded/unconscious and he hit her with his frost blast and that did her in
R.I.P Lydia
Never knew she could die In random combat
42:09 *Uses Duel frost on the snow bear* Well this is a problem!
Me: :I
fucking dead lol. imagine if he played one of those RPGs where life-steal on undead enemies hurt you and he was like HUH? whHUUUT?
Level 8, wanting to fight a Dragon in the middle of a lake. No cover anywhere.
He must be on baby difficultly.
"Let's make it a reasonable skin tone."
Um, excuse me what?
Least racist DSP quote 😂
Phil playing Skyrim and oblivion is like me trying to play chess or understand biology. Neither pursuit goes well.
I've never seen someone complain about a game loading too fast
well this is dsp i dont know what i was expecting.
Funny, a comment in a certain part of the playthrough says the same thing.
I worry what will become of the next elder scrolls playthrough should it be announced.
I hate when he says there was "no point" in doing a mission. Why does there always have to be some sort of useful reward for doing the quest? It doesn't even occur to him that quests can be done for fun and to experience more of the game. No, every quest needs to give me some weapon or ability that will help me beat the game, otherwise I'm "wasting my time". I mean, overall you are "wasting your time" playing video games in the first place and there is no "point" in playing them.
The DSP fact loading screen is god
Phil just tried to kill a snow bear with ice magic 🤣
1:03:00 Phil vs frost troll 👏👏
Funnily enough, I was considering binge watching this entire series. Now I don't have to do so (maybe) through his channel.
Raze Ninjato why you would watch any of his playthroughs on his channel?
@@citizenvulpes4562 It's hillarious.
When DSP teamkilled Lydia
I felt that
;_;
“Oh God, it’s a spike trap”
*proceeds to step on the pressure plate and trigger the trap*
Phil is so disgutsing when he sees women in games it's almost unbearable how cringy it is.
Schmosch no wonder he's single now. Every woman would turn him down, besides he can't do most things. Such as play sports, cook, play games without whining, and so on.
I could see a pre-teen getting goofy if they saw a scantily clad human female, but THIS dude goes off on old women, female Khajit, anything he suspects might have a pentetrable orfice.
God only knows what was on his screen that time he got busted wacking off on camera.
He should be fed to the feminists - as much as I hate them too
Its so bad that I had to skip the Eva scenes in the TIHYDP of MGS3
Schmosch it's immature and rude woman should be respected in general but not for Phil right
This was painful enough, it'd be awful seeing Phil play Oblivion or Morrowind.
Ohh Come on, there’s no quest markers, where am I supposed to go! -DSP
Still one of the greatest TIHYDPs solely because of the loading screen trivia.
I’m 3 years late to this one but the way he pronounces SMITHING is ridiculous.
Also the lock pick dings had me dead 😂
Why does he just walk up to every enemy he sees and swing mindlessly at it, has he never heard of stragety?
Dsp has the best humor ever, only intellectuals would understand
True, it's a shame not many people appreciate his humor, his constant snorting is actually a personification of a pig. A pig usually considered as a fat and disgusting actually the best portrayal of darksydephil videos, his constant whining, snorting and burping making his audience feel disgusted hence why darksydephil always loses his views. But that's not all, a pig also produces good things for human like a pork, but such thing requires a sacrifice, in order to get pork we must slaughter the pig again like darksydephil in order he can gives good things to human he must do a sacrifice, he must sacrifice his "gaming career", stop asking money from children and pursue a real career in a real job in real life, and after that phil may free from detractors and might come back as a real genius whom he destined to be. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk
"To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Phil Burnell..."
You're doing god's work by backing these use and preserving these masterpieces I listen to in the background. Thank you, Outsyder!
Phil lives in the gated community known as whiterun.
Dsp strategy: stand toe to toe with multiple enemies and slug it out
>no blocking
>No dodging
>No using traps against them
>No using environment against them
>use same strategy for every fight be it bandit, wolf, monster or dragon
And playing games is his fulltime job.
Full. Time. Job.
Fuck me.
Heal & swipe with sword. Doesn't work? Freeze then swipe with sword. Doesn't work? Complain
DSP logic.
Gerdur will always be a legendary heroine from Skyrim
for been the first thing that SLAYING this unholy DSPig
Was he so new to RPGs that he didn't know that magic scrolls are one-time use?
RIP Lydia, best bae and housecarl.
Matt Trey I hate lydia so fuckin much, unbearable without patches and follower mods
*contracts Ataxia*
WHY AM I ATAXIC??? You know, provoking giants at low level is the dumbest thing you can do in Skyrim but I would almost recommend doing it just once just to see how hilarious the death scene is.
This is kinda like watching a 70-year-old with an extremely immature mindset play a video game for the first time.
You know there was a TH-cam channel where a grandmother played Skyrim, I think she was like 70 something, but I bet she’d do better then phill
31:00 I have a drinking game while watching tihydp. Every time phil gets close to his objective but then walks away not knowing where it is. Warning use soda cause its a lot.
I was about to comment, that will kill you but i guess you thought of that haha
I just hate how he doesn’t do any of the timeline quests? Like side quests are fun and all, but that’s all he’s done.... no main quest, no cival war quest, no Daedric quests, no *nothing.*
38:20 phil meets khat
The way he said "smithing"...
You'd think that, when he sees that the novice-level Destruction spells are doing fuck-all damage to his current leveled enemies, he'd stop using them. But no, over and over again. It could be a bandit chief, or a Nord, or a snow bear, he just keeps on using Baby's First Frost Spell over and over and having to chug potions to stay alive. Shame he never got far enough into the game to learn Arniel's Convection, because if he did, he'd probably stubbornly try to use that one, too.
Phil lost 1k subscriber last week 😂😂
good
There's Still miracles in this World it seems
good
Nino Kratos that's the best news I've heard since machinima and pandalee drop him lol
Fantastic - now lets hope it's a loss of oxygen next.
Dude it killed me when he died after getting vampirisms, that would have been amazing if he got that.
1:04:02 lmao that whole sequence was hilarious
So good
My favorite moments in this
vid
"The Incel" 14:45
"I'm very badass" 36:47
"I'm very badass 2" 45:17
Thank you.
Cam footage of a guy fumbling around in a game, not paying attention to anything, being sexist, telling awful jokes, and belching constantly. No wonder Phil is so popular.
We need a part 2! 0utsyder, what do you think? Finish what Tyler Hansen started?
Yes pls Outsyder pls finish this
There was a part 2, but the original uploader never got around to finishing part 3, the final part. He released a preview video in early 2016 but just dropped it since then I guess.
I only know this because it was my favorite TIHYDP. :P
Oh shit, Tyler actually replied. Fucking youtube never gave me a notification. And yeah Tyler, I completely understand. Had my first crack at making a TIHYDP recently, it was unbelievably painful. Shit takes WAY longer than people think, especially when you want to put effort into making it quality.
I can’t wait for TIHYDP The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.
Tries to find a woman.
Looks at cheese.
This game really brought out the evilness of DSP.
7:13 -_-
It took less than ten minutes
that is an unhealthy amount of clutter on his desktop.
ULTIMA as soon as I read this his game crashed and I seen what u meant 😂😂
when he lost track of the woman in the inn the only words on my mind was " you snooze you loose " and he lost pretty fucking badly
Skyrim is one of the easiest games to understand. This is so hilarious.
lol dsp triggered of people telling him he sick
Years later and I'm sick coming back for him being oblivious and getting pissed at people telling him he's sick. It's too amazing.
1:27:07
sMYthing. Also uses ice on Nords whom are naturally resistant to frost. Oh and then the whole disease thing....just wow. He never even took care of it either. A vigilant of Stendarr did. I didn't even know they could do that lol.
Keeps using frost magic on creatures with cold resistance, wonders why they won't die. It's called a Snow Bear and an Ice Wolf, I think the hint should be in the name.
*watches his gameplay * 🤨
14:45 “killed by a woman how ironic”
Excuse me, but what does that mean!? Good to see that we can add sexism to the list of negative traits Phil processes.
This is why I fucking hate phil so much. He literally just killed an innocent NPC and made a horrible excuse for it. What a depraved sexist person he is.
I don't like Phil bit how is that sexist
@@cr-nd8qh because he put emphasize on it being a woman that killed him and views it as ironic. The only way it could be ironic in this scenario is if he viewed women as inferior to men, since the only difference between them in this scenario would be the sexist insertion that the women are weaker then men. Unless there was a line in the stream that is cut out in this video that would make that scenario ironic in a different way, but I find that cartoonishly unlikely.
To rephrase it, he understands irony, it’s just super sexist irony. He’s pretty much saying out of all the strong men there the weak women was the one that killed him: obviously a very sexist and dumb line and thought process.
@@videogameunderappreciateda8174 oh alright I guess
IT'S SMITHING!!! SAY IT FUCKING RIGHT!!! SMITH-ING.
What's sad is, Phil has gotten worse.
Oh my god, Phil's desktop... Jesus Christ..
Edit: I've never had more than around five icons on my desktop ever. Currently and probably for around 5 years I've only ever had 3 - Chrome, Steam, and the Recycle Bin. That's it.
Agnast Thrower I have more (about 15)... But they are well-organized and not so many...
How does he struggle with these basic ass mechanics?!!
HE TOOK ONE HUNDRED PERCENT LIFE!
That made me laugh out loud, what a goober 😂
Phil does not deserve to party with the khajits I'm glad he's not one
I wish Tyler actually finished the TIHYDP for his OG Skyrim playthrough, just as much as I wish for a TIHYDP for his "Re-play" of Skyrim 😃
>at level 37 destruction
>still using novice spells
fucking hell phil
yo why do you have so many vids of north korea. explain now before i report your ass to the fbi
because why not
9:44 He was very happy to see a half-naked man.
I love how he says smything instead of smithing 😂 just like galf and vause! Lol
I was 11 when I first played skyrim and I still solved that puzzle on the first go
1:12:53 "they come in fuckin' mahbs" "if i could pull one off (incomprehensible) fight them in mahbs"
was that originally played in 2011 by DSP? it's ridiculous that his behaviour, comments are the same over decade. i could say that was worse, but maybe he is more considerate for more beggar purpose to succeed. everything ''is bullshit, stupid'' and traps are ''idiots''. he literally broke the tone of the beginning by stupid comments. idk what to think about him..
tbh, I think this is the first DSP """playthrough""" I'm gonna watch as a whole.
As a skyrim fan this video hurts me it really does. And he did even care to fight in the war between the imperials and storm cloaks literally the best mode before the mods came in.
Darrin I feel your pain my dude
Was it ever determined what difficulty he was playing on? I've got just shy of 6000 hours in Skyrim (not a typo), and I know how much damage these enemies should be doing to someone at Phil's level and stats. I get the feeling that Mr. Professional Gamer was on Novice the whole time.
i know Phil sucks but it's nostalgic seeing someone play skyrim for the first time
13:49 No...he wouldn't be that dumb...oh, there he goes.
Chickens. The most dangerous animal in Skyrim. And he had to pick a fight with one.
Oh shit.... holy motherfucking god!!
funny i was uploading my next Dark elf legendary roleplay episode before this Disturbing Snorting Pig jumped on my face
another beautiful epic game this SPAWN CLOWN maggot never deserved to touch
Wow.
2:37 I have to admit that was actually funny and made me laugh.
I knew from the very start that this is going to be a good one
I’ve never seen anybody die so much in Skyrim before