This Is How You DON'T Play The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 1 (Re-Upload)

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  • @fmsyntheses
    @fmsyntheses 7 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    'You're bloated with disease'
    I didn't know this game could see and accurately evaluate the player

    • @JJsiN84
      @JJsiN84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I lost it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 6 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Love how he's walking around the entire game with diseases completely unbeknownst to him. Maybe that is how he actually lives his life LOL

    • @ilovemykitties84
      @ilovemykitties84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OOOOOOMMMMM i dont hayyyyyave a disease ya dumb game ACK ACK ACK (SNORT)

    • @DaVeganZombie
      @DaVeganZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HEALTH HACK ACKACKACK

    • @johnnyzen4282
      @johnnyzen4282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It mirrors his real life, he's had mental illness his whole life and doesn't know it.

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seattle air cured his lumbago and gout d00d 🍥🐽🍥

    • @Chaosmarauder
      @Chaosmarauder ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean I won't lie. I ended up doing the same thing on my first file.
      Then again I was playing on an older TV that the game didn't properly fit fully on the screen so the top corner where a lot of those things are mentioned like you have contracted rockjoint never appeared on screen.
      After we got our first HDTV I started noticing it. So I popped into my active effects and saw so many diseases lol

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    DSP is roughly 70 pounds over his carry limit after picking up a bunch of dragon bones/scales. He then proceeds to...start dumping alchemy ingredients and food that weigh 0.1 pounds each.
    *facepalm*

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Alduin: "MY BELLY IS FILLED WITH THE SOULS OF YOUR FELLOW MORTALS, DOVAHKIIN. ALSO, YOU LOOK RATHER SICKLY."

    • @slobert
      @slobert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      "OH CAHM AHHHHHN WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY THAT"

  • @thatgingerkidk1291
    @thatgingerkidk1291 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    "I didn't know i was sick everyone just kept telling me i was" that sentence sums up DSP so perfectly it's kind of scary

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ThatGingerKid K No kidding... I mean... I can't believe he didn't see the notification that you get when you contract diseases.

    • @ant2901
      @ant2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KitsuneYojimbo I don't blame him it's easy to miss

    • @boatcaptain6288
      @boatcaptain6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ant True and yet despite literally everyone telling him he's sick it didn't occur to him to look into the problem.

    • @zoroarkdx4491
      @zoroarkdx4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Once you figure out the disease via active effects or notification it becomes more irritating getting it randomly. To be fair, the notification _can_ be easy to miss and if it gives you a debuff that you never prioritize (i.e. a disease that can weaken your magic which is pointless if you run a warrior build) then the only way you'd know is by dialogue alone if a notification is overlooked.

    • @davidirvine7238
      @davidirvine7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zoroarkdx4491 I mean the NPCs told him about 100 times and he just got offended instead of checking into it, or even just not checking and getting a potion of cure disease. Or even just randomly activating a shine for the buff.

  • @jameswarner8038
    @jameswarner8038 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    him getting anry at people telling him he looks ill is one of the funniest things i have ever seen

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Phil is always complaining about developers making bugged games. Well I’d like to complain to Phil’s mom because the child she developed is clearly bugged.

    • @milkmonstrosity
      @milkmonstrosity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Nothing she could do DOOD, she got robbed!

    • @kevinramsey417
      @kevinramsey417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, Skyrim's as known for its glitches as it is being a fantastic game, so I give Phil a little leeway on that point. He's still garbage at it.

    • @enclavecommunicationsoffic9351
      @enclavecommunicationsoffic9351 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bugged reproduction organs dood

    • @SeigoSaiga
      @SeigoSaiga 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😹😹 you killing me

    • @BurningPheonix-666
      @BurningPheonix-666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment 😂😭

  • @deltaphazon4688
    @deltaphazon4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Smything is my favourite hobby.

  • @Sinistaire
    @Sinistaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    The devs steamlined this game to appeal to more people but it's still not enough for Phil.
    “A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.” - Douglas Adams

  • @Edenshard
    @Edenshard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Anyone who sees dsp in real life, ask him if he's feeling okay, tell him he looks ill.

    • @jonathansoko1085
      @jonathansoko1085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if you ask him irl he will try to ban you

  • @jameswood3625
    @jameswood3625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    18:45 acknowledges trap, proceeds to step on it.

    • @Sapphire3133
      @Sapphire3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then he proceeds to say “Asshole… that was a dick move” who the hell is he talking to? Himself for stepping on the pressure plate? The trap for existing? This man…

  • @RobertYo125
    @RobertYo125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Perhaps it's a good thing Phil never leaves his home. This playthrough has clearly shown us what happens when Phil is around children.

  • @002DrEvil
    @002DrEvil ปีที่แล้ว +14

    He says shouts are a bad skill and then says he'd rather have fireballs come out of his mouth. That is basically an option in the game. The paralysing shout is my favourite.

  • @asahitownboys
    @asahitownboys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    You've committed tax evasion against Seattle and her people.
    What say you in your defense?

    • @coltonsin64
      @coltonsin64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I did nothing wrong. I did everything correct. Sound good?

    • @destinyrose731
      @destinyrose731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ulf The Arbalest uhm I’m the Thane of the Jarl??? (Persuade)

    • @zoroarkdx4491
      @zoroarkdx4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I find this hilarious now with recent events.

    • @Crimsonchado
      @Crimsonchado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd say why am I TOXIC!?

    • @James-mi5qt
      @James-mi5qt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Umm...it’s all Lydia’s Fault.

  • @SuperfluousMoniker
    @SuperfluousMoniker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    53:55 I haven't seen a desktop so cluttered with icons since I worked technical support and dealt with tech illiterates who didn't understand the concept of putting things in directories.

    • @djimma5080
      @djimma5080 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Go watch his rage playthough on PC, He buys a new 3k pc suited to be used as a server, then plugs his monitor into the motherboard then complains about his Fps

    • @shutupdumbdog827
      @shutupdumbdog827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@djimma5080 oh fucking christ

  • @FirstLast-sg1cn
    @FirstLast-sg1cn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Despite all the Sokuck drama, I hope folk will keep making TIHYDP's. They're good background noise.

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm still here, and I'm not going anywhere anytime soon. We'll continue on, but it's a blow indeed.

    • @antiparrot2483
      @antiparrot2483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First Last wait what drama

    • @The0utsyder
      @The0utsyder  7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      SoK Leaks. Shows that Fred was doxxing past members and even their loved ones/families/ ex gfs etc. There's so much to it, just give a look if you care so much. they're dissolved now.

    • @poly.morphine
      @poly.morphine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Just let it fucking die already.
      Stupid fucks think it somehow gives DSP some respectability now.

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WAIT THE SOK QUIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @TheLunarLegend
    @TheLunarLegend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1:25:48 over encumbered by 36 points, has boots that raise carry capacity by 30. Oh DSP, never change.

  • @UnivegaSuperSport
    @UnivegaSuperSport 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    18:42 If you only had ten seconds to show the essence of Phil's brain function, this would be all you need.

    • @brushogun2051
      @brushogun2051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      UnivegaSuperSport hahahahaha

    • @brushogun2051
      @brushogun2051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FIRE HOT FIRE HOT

    • @DerVasto
      @DerVasto 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Xavier .,. Bugged fire mechanics.

  • @PhazonSpear
    @PhazonSpear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'd like to point out that he points out the spike trap, and decides it'd be a good idea to step on the pressure plate for it.

  • @ZinaxisYT
    @ZinaxisYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Honestly this is the funniest tihydp for me. His constant complaining about the game and how the npcs keep telling him how's he's getting sick is a 10/10 for me.

  • @piccolo1525
    @piccolo1525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Why is he playing on pc and still recording off screen?

  • @gerretshadow7599
    @gerretshadow7599 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Phil playing Skyrim and oblivion is like me trying to play chess or understand biology. Neither pursuit goes well.

  • @tonygardner5101
    @tonygardner5101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Uses scroll
    10 minutes later
    "I dont get the scrolls. I have to figure them out"

  • @CODA96
    @CODA96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It would be SOOO funny if he would still be infected with the Vampire Virus. Sadly the save reload made it disappear.
    For people that don't know: After a few days of ingame time you become a Vampire, and every NPC will attack you on sight. EVERY NPC.
    Theres a Quest to fix this later.
    It would be so funny because he would just think its a glitch and he would rage quit the game.

    • @SuddenFool
      @SuddenFool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He will get attacked if he hadn't been feeding and his vampire status is clear as day so if he feed himself every 3 days i think he wont be attacked.

    • @HyperionStudios
      @HyperionStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Too bad this isn’t Oblivion...he never contracted it on that play through either...would be hilarious to watch him “soft lock” his game from his own idiocy by not knowing how vampirism works...

    • @redditzilla1536
      @redditzilla1536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't feed and I didn't get attacked. The only time I got attacked was when I transformed into the vampire but just walking around as myself I never got attacked. If I talked to someone they would say something about my eyes and stuff but that was it

    • @jokuihmehyyppa
      @jokuihmehyyppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@redditzilla1536 Never got vampirism before Dawnguard DLC but after that at least they definitely didn't attack unless you turned into a vampire lord. It would just make you crazy weak during the day if you didn't eat. Werewolf was the same, wet dog smell comments was all that happened until I went berserk and slaughtered everyone.

  • @yebchaos
    @yebchaos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Man I love these edited loading screens

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I think the thing that's always pissed me off the most about Phil is his complete inability to notice literally ANYTHING

    • @milkmonstrosity
      @milkmonstrosity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He noticed the spiked gate and pressue plate on the floor. I guess he just really couldn't be sure whether it was a trap or not until he stepped on it and stood still.

    • @DayLateGamerWill
      @DayLateGamerWill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Something could literally be spelled out in front of him and he *still* misses it
      See; Metal Gear Solid / Metal Gear Solid 2 playthroughs

  • @rd_z5657
    @rd_z5657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    How can someone fail skyrim wtf

  • @aquilakbeeeh8325
    @aquilakbeeeh8325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    42:09 *Uses Duel frost on the snow bear* Well this is a problem!
    Me: :I

    • @AL3Z72
      @AL3Z72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      fucking dead lol. imagine if he played one of those RPGs where life-steal on undead enemies hurt you and he was like HUH? whHUUUT?

  • @6ri66s2
    @6ri66s2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I’m 3 years late to this one but the way he pronounces SMITHING is ridiculous.
    Also the lock pick dings had me dead 😂

  • @Schmoschify
    @Schmoschify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Phil is so disgutsing when he sees women in games it's almost unbearable how cringy it is.

    • @ironkevman1513
      @ironkevman1513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Schmosch no wonder he's single now. Every woman would turn him down, besides he can't do most things. Such as play sports, cook, play games without whining, and so on.

    • @UnivegaSuperSport
      @UnivegaSuperSport 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I could see a pre-teen getting goofy if they saw a scantily clad human female, but THIS dude goes off on old women, female Khajit, anything he suspects might have a pentetrable orfice.
      God only knows what was on his screen that time he got busted wacking off on camera.

    • @tamphex
      @tamphex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He should be fed to the feminists - as much as I hate them too

    • @ItsRokaze
      @ItsRokaze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its so bad that I had to skip the Eva scenes in the TIHYDP of MGS3

    • @Cagzstar
      @Cagzstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Schmosch it's immature and rude woman should be respected in general but not for Phil right

  • @snackylie
    @snackylie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Phil just tried to kill a snow bear with ice magic 🤣

    • @snackylie
      @snackylie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1:03:00 Phil vs frost troll 👏👏

    • @zoroarkdx4491
      @zoroarkdx4491 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funnily enough, I was considering binge watching this entire series. Now I don't have to do so (maybe) through his channel.

    • @citizenvulpes4562
      @citizenvulpes4562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Raze Ninjato why you would watch any of his playthroughs on his channel?

    • @alvinkertanegara2871
      @alvinkertanegara2871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@citizenvulpes4562 It's hillarious.

  • @striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761
    @striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Let's make it a reasonable skin tone."
    Um, excuse me what?

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Least racist DSP quote 😂

  • @ghosttoast6317
    @ghosttoast6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Oh God, it’s a spike trap”
    *proceeds to step on the pressure plate and trigger the trap*

  • @TheLunarLegend
    @TheLunarLegend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    'Ice wolf
    DSP: Ice magic!
    'Frost troll'
    DSP: Frost magic!
    Seriously how does he function?

    • @kodiacstephens8104
      @kodiacstephens8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But, but, the game didn't explain it to him!!

    • @duroorud527
      @duroorud527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Icy breeze on a bear that adapted to it

  • @slobert
    @slobert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Still one of the greatest TIHYDPs solely because of the loading screen trivia.

  • @ant2901
    @ant2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Dsp has the best humor ever, only intellectuals would understand

    • @daffaraihanputra1390
      @daffaraihanputra1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, it's a shame not many people appreciate his humor, his constant snorting is actually a personification of a pig. A pig usually considered as a fat and disgusting actually the best portrayal of darksydephil videos, his constant whining, snorting and burping making his audience feel disgusted hence why darksydephil always loses his views. But that's not all, a pig also produces good things for human like a pork, but such thing requires a sacrifice, in order to get pork we must slaughter the pig again like darksydephil in order he can gives good things to human he must do a sacrifice, he must sacrifice his "gaming career", stop asking money from children and pursue a real career in a real job in real life, and after that phil may free from detractors and might come back as a real genius whom he destined to be. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk

    • @Ron_Jambo_
      @Ron_Jambo_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Phil Burnell..."

  • @jeffstanley9724
    @jeffstanley9724 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Phil lives in the gated community known as whiterun.

  • @CardboardBoxA
    @CardboardBoxA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I really love having these on
    In the background, they're really fun to listen to while working on something.

    • @i_am_dementia9926
      @i_am_dementia9926 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what TIHYDPs are best for :)

    • @GhostwalkerSparrow
      @GhostwalkerSparrow ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s almost like a podcast, except you have to do a double take because you’re like what the hell just happened?!

  • @airiakizuki5592
    @airiakizuki5592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Level 8, wanting to fight a Dragon in the middle of a lake. No cover anywhere.
    He must be on baby difficultly.

  • @MrAskmannen
    @MrAskmannen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When DSP teamkilled Lydia
    I felt that
    ;_;

  • @meltedfrog4178
    @meltedfrog4178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I've never seen someone complain about a game loading too fast
    well this is dsp i dont know what i was expecting.

    • @zoroarkdx4491
      @zoroarkdx4491 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny, a comment in a certain part of the playthrough says the same thing.
      I worry what will become of the next elder scrolls playthrough should it be announced.

  • @internetexplorer3596
    @internetexplorer3596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I hate when he says there was "no point" in doing a mission. Why does there always have to be some sort of useful reward for doing the quest? It doesn't even occur to him that quests can be done for fun and to experience more of the game. No, every quest needs to give me some weapon or ability that will help me beat the game, otherwise I'm "wasting my time". I mean, overall you are "wasting your time" playing video games in the first place and there is no "point" in playing them.

  • @ripvanwinkle2021
    @ripvanwinkle2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If you go back and watch Phil killed Lydia, she went to a knee meaning she was wounded/unconscious and he hit her with his frost blast and that did her in
    R.I.P Lydia

    • @maxwortel8986
      @maxwortel8986 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Never knew she could die In random combat

  • @robmiller9920
    @robmiller9920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The DSP fact loading screen is god

  • @_NoraCatFGC_
    @_NoraCatFGC_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Why does he just walk up to every enemy he sees and swing mindlessly at it, has he never heard of stragety?

  • @matttrey1644
    @matttrey1644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    RIP Lydia, best bae and housecarl.

    • @KingHalbatorix
      @KingHalbatorix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matt Trey I hate lydia so fuckin much, unbearable without patches and follower mods

  • @dtims3262
    @dtims3262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This was painful enough, it'd be awful seeing Phil play Oblivion or Morrowind.

    • @CynicalAnomaly205
      @CynicalAnomaly205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ohh Come on, there’s no quest markers, where am I supposed to go! -DSP

  • @williamhudson1279
    @williamhudson1279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dsp strategy: stand toe to toe with multiple enemies and slug it out
    >no blocking
    >No dodging
    >No using traps against them
    >No using environment against them
    >use same strategy for every fight be it bandit, wolf, monster or dragon
    And playing games is his fulltime job.
    Full. Time. Job.
    Fuck me.

    • @snackylie
      @snackylie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heal & swipe with sword. Doesn't work? Freeze then swipe with sword. Doesn't work? Complain
      DSP logic.

  • @GothicXlightning
    @GothicXlightning 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Gerdur will always be a legendary heroine from Skyrim
    for been the first thing that SLAYING this unholy DSPig

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tries to find a woman.
    Looks at cheese.

  • @RobertYo125
    @RobertYo125 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    31:00 I have a drinking game while watching tihydp. Every time phil gets close to his objective but then walks away not knowing where it is. Warning use soda cause its a lot.

    • @Xiaara_Quala
      @Xiaara_Quala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to comment, that will kill you but i guess you thought of that haha

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Cam footage of a guy fumbling around in a game, not paying attention to anything, being sexist, telling awful jokes, and belching constantly. No wonder Phil is so popular.

  • @felesalba1430
    @felesalba1430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just hate how he doesn’t do any of the timeline quests? Like side quests are fun and all, but that’s all he’s done.... no main quest, no cival war quest, no Daedric quests, no *nothing.*

  • @slobert
    @slobert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    We need a part 2! 0utsyder, what do you think? Finish what Tyler Hansen started?

    • @SonicGold34
      @SonicGold34 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes pls Outsyder pls finish this

    • @thedub007
      @thedub007 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There was a part 2, but the original uploader never got around to finishing part 3, the final part. He released a preview video in early 2016 but just dropped it since then I guess.
      I only know this because it was my favorite TIHYDP. :P

    • @slobert
      @slobert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit, Tyler actually replied. Fucking youtube never gave me a notification. And yeah Tyler, I completely understand. Had my first crack at making a TIHYDP recently, it was unbelievably painful. Shit takes WAY longer than people think, especially when you want to put effort into making it quality.

  • @kihlos2768
    @kihlos2768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    1:04:02 lmao that whole sequence was hilarious

  • @kevinramsey417
    @kevinramsey417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *contracts Ataxia*
    WHY AM I ATAXIC??? You know, provoking giants at low level is the dumbest thing you can do in Skyrim but I would almost recommend doing it just once just to see how hilarious the death scene is.

  • @Sum1BetrThanU1
    @Sum1BetrThanU1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    38:20 phil meets khat

  • @CheersGP
    @CheersGP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You're doing god's work by backing these use and preserving these masterpieces I listen to in the background. Thank you, Outsyder!

  • @rhyssabev6618
    @rhyssabev6618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The way he said "smithing"...

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Was he so new to RPGs that he didn't know that magic scrolls are one-time use?

  • @GAMESYSTEMHUNTER
    @GAMESYSTEMHUNTER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    that is an unhealthy amount of clutter on his desktop.

    • @HighKing9000
      @HighKing9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ULTIMA as soon as I read this his game crashed and I seen what u meant 😂😂

  • @holystars
    @holystars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    lol dsp triggered of people telling him he sick

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You'd think that, when he sees that the novice-level Destruction spells are doing fuck-all damage to his current leveled enemies, he'd stop using them. But no, over and over again. It could be a bandit chief, or a Nord, or a snow bear, he just keeps on using Baby's First Frost Spell over and over and having to chug potions to stay alive. Shame he never got far enough into the game to learn Arniel's Convection, because if he did, he'd probably stubbornly try to use that one, too.

  • @Callofduty00725
    @Callofduty00725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Phil lost 1k subscriber last week 😂😂

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      good

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There's Still miracles in this World it seems

    • @poly.morphine
      @poly.morphine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      good

    • @Oldschool1943
      @Oldschool1943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nino Kratos that's the best news I've heard since machinima and pandalee drop him lol

    • @tamphex
      @tamphex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fantastic - now lets hope it's a loss of oxygen next.

  • @DuranMK2
    @DuranMK2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is kinda like watching a 70-year-old with an extremely immature mindset play a video game for the first time.

    • @GhostwalkerSparrow
      @GhostwalkerSparrow ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You know there was a TH-cam channel where a grandmother played Skyrim, I think she was like 70 something, but I bet she’d do better then phill

  • @robertmcgloin9198
    @robertmcgloin9198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude it killed me when he died after getting vampirisms, that would have been amazing if he got that.

  • @CynicalAnomaly205
    @CynicalAnomaly205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can’t wait for TIHYDP The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

  • @loverho5321
    @loverho5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:27:07

  • @SuddenFool
    @SuddenFool 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    when he lost track of the woman in the inn the only words on my mind was " you snooze you loose " and he lost pretty fucking badly

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    HE TOOK ONE HUNDRED PERCENT LIFE!
    That made me laugh out loud, what a goober 😂

  • @12345678927164
    @12345678927164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This game really brought out the evilness of DSP.

    • @SerialAngler
      @SerialAngler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      7:13 -_-
      It took less than ten minutes

  • @kilroy1725
    @kilroy1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Phil does not deserve to party with the khajits I'm glad he's not one

  • @thedood9503
    @thedood9503 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My favorite moments in this
    vid
    "The Incel" 14:45
    "I'm very badass" 36:47
    "I'm very badass 2" 45:17

    • @landonny
      @landonny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you.

  • @sylvianraccoon
    @sylvianraccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *watches his gameplay * 🤨

  • @videogameunderappreciateda8174
    @videogameunderappreciateda8174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    14:45 “killed by a woman how ironic”
    Excuse me, but what does that mean!? Good to see that we can add sexism to the list of negative traits Phil processes.

    • @XXpassegeofsighs
      @XXpassegeofsighs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is why I fucking hate phil so much. He literally just killed an innocent NPC and made a horrible excuse for it. What a depraved sexist person he is.

    • @cr-nd8qh
      @cr-nd8qh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't like Phil bit how is that sexist

    • @videogameunderappreciateda8174
      @videogameunderappreciateda8174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cr-nd8qh because he put emphasize on it being a woman that killed him and views it as ironic. The only way it could be ironic in this scenario is if he viewed women as inferior to men, since the only difference between them in this scenario would be the sexist insertion that the women are weaker then men. Unless there was a line in the stream that is cut out in this video that would make that scenario ironic in a different way, but I find that cartoonishly unlikely.
      To rephrase it, he understands irony, it’s just super sexist irony. He’s pretty much saying out of all the strong men there the weak women was the one that killed him: obviously a very sexist and dumb line and thought process.

    • @cr-nd8qh
      @cr-nd8qh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@videogameunderappreciateda8174 oh alright I guess

  • @Space_Ghost91
    @Space_Ghost91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:12:53 "they come in fuckin' mahbs" "if i could pull one off (incomprehensible) fight them in mahbs"

  • @TheStewieOne
    @TheStewieOne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    IT'S SMITHING!!! SAY IT FUCKING RIGHT!!! SMITH-ING.

  • @Aluunyax3
    @Aluunyax3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i know Phil sucks but it's nostalgic seeing someone play skyrim for the first time

  • @cenafan216
    @cenafan216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Years later and I'm sick coming back for him being oblivious and getting pissed at people telling him he's sick. It's too amazing.

  • @TheStewieOne
    @TheStewieOne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:37 I have to admit that was actually funny and made me laugh.

  • @TheGrowlerCatB2BGame
    @TheGrowlerCatB2BGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sMYthing. Also uses ice on Nords whom are naturally resistant to frost. Oh and then the whole disease thing....just wow. He never even took care of it either. A vigilant of Stendarr did. I didn't even know they could do that lol.

  • @notthemusewere
    @notthemusewere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    13:49 No...he wouldn't be that dumb...oh, there he goes.
    Chickens. The most dangerous animal in Skyrim. And he had to pick a fight with one.

  • @flarrowverse112
    @flarrowverse112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How does he struggle with these basic ass mechanics?!!

  • @DanielKay06
    @DanielKay06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Keeps using frost magic on creatures with cold resistance, wonders why they won't die. It's called a Snow Bear and an Ice Wolf, I think the hint should be in the name.

  • @yaz7344
    @yaz7344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    >at level 37 destruction
    >still using novice spells
    fucking hell phil

    • @slobert
      @slobert 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yo why do you have so many vids of north korea. explain now before i report your ass to the fbi

    • @yaz7344
      @yaz7344 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      because why not

  • @Monolith174
    @Monolith174 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:10:15 "You fucked with the wrong dude!"
    Gets bodied immediately 2 seconds later 😂

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:44 He was very happy to see a half-naked man.

  • @thebatmandc777
    @thebatmandc777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how he says smything instead of smithing 😂 just like galf and vause! Lol

  • @NoHacksTSR
    @NoHacksTSR 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Are you feeling sick?”

  • @Kakashi-ip8mg
    @Kakashi-ip8mg ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Skyrim is one of the easiest games to understand. This is so hilarious.

  • @Yeebles34
    @Yeebles34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:19:02 of course, he cheeses this guy instead of legitimately fighting him...

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Phil calling the species ugly. I wouldn’t be talking Phil.

  • @J20M
    @J20M 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve never seen anybody die so much in Skyrim before

  • @CrazyCriticalTV
    @CrazyCriticalTV 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    51:46 ill come back to it

  • @decidiustv3212
    @decidiustv3212 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish Tyler actually finished the TIHYDP for his OG Skyrim playthrough, just as much as I wish for a TIHYDP for his "Re-play" of Skyrim 😃

  • @GothicXlightning
    @GothicXlightning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    funny i was uploading my next Dark elf legendary roleplay episode before this Disturbing Snorting Pig jumped on my face
    another beautiful epic game this SPAWN CLOWN maggot never deserved to touch

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Was it ever determined what difficulty he was playing on? I've got just shy of 6000 hours in Skyrim (not a typo), and I know how much damage these enemies should be doing to someone at Phil's level and stats. I get the feeling that Mr. Professional Gamer was on Novice the whole time.

  • @agnastthrower5212
    @agnastthrower5212 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my god, Phil's desktop... Jesus Christ..
    Edit: I've never had more than around five icons on my desktop ever. Currently and probably for around 5 years I've only ever had 3 - Chrome, Steam, and the Recycle Bin. That's it.

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agnast Thrower I have more (about 15)... But they are well-organized and not so many...

  • @darrinbailey4966
    @darrinbailey4966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As a skyrim fan this video hurts me it really does. And he did even care to fight in the war between the imperials and storm cloaks literally the best mode before the mods came in.

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:25
    Lmao
    Where is that “This is How you Don’t Play’ sound clip from?