This Is How You DON'T Play Skyrim: Part II

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  • @The0utsyder
    @The0utsyder 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    A 10 minute Intro, but well worth every second imo. The recap using the map was also informative, intuitive and very very good. So Far I'm really liking this, great work was put in (that far surpasses my own) and I'm thoroughly impressed. Definitely want to see more.
    57:00 was funny, i remember watching this, it's great honestly. You can tell he's having fun and enjoying himself.
    1:08:30 was amazing, and please tell me there's a link for a full version of the Why am I toxic song lol.

    • @sardinesworldorder1900
      @sardinesworldorder1900  7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks man, here it is : th-cam.com/video/vzSdS-njLM4/w-d-xo.html
      and the other dsp related song : th-cam.com/video/BPObtApk8CA/w-d-xo.html

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    27:24
    "You were there for Roggvir's execution, right?"
    'Nasty bit of business, tha--
    YOU NEED TO LEAVE
    That's about how far phil gets in socializing in real life.

  • @sinjin8576
    @sinjin8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Despite how BAD this playthrough is, compared to modern Phil this is gold.
    Hes actually playing the fucking game and having a decent time of it, hes not rushing through it or getting handheld by chat, hes not begging the entire playthrough hes just...playing the game. Poorly yes, and his commentary is fuckawful but hes actually playing it.
    Seeing how he does games today this almost makes me sad.

    • @numbersbubble
      @numbersbubble 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      this is him playing at his best? WOOOOOOWW

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    28:44 one of the greatest moments in TIHYDP history

  • @videohorrorsystem5812
    @videohorrorsystem5812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Him burping and snorting the Skyrim theme was the best 😂

  • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
    @ladyrendarkstrider2398 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    An experienced Skyrim player here. I can't stop laughing at the sheer stupidity that he displayed in these clips. And the fact that he was trespassing says a lot. If the Skyrim Reputation mod was an actual feature, then he would be booed by not just his viewers, but NPCs alike. And the fact that he considers the Shouts to be power for wimps says his disregard for the important game mechanic and the lore. When I played Skyrim for the first time, I knew that the shouts were important to the Dragonborn, and used them.

  • @SkyThePegasus
    @SkyThePegasus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dsp: I cant hit him he’s to far dood!
    Bows: Am I a joke to you?

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Use...THE WABBAJACK!"
    *gives Phil the Wabbajack*
    Quest Log: Use the Wabbajack to Escape Pelagius's Mind
    No other items, spells, or shouts are available to him
    Only one character in the 'room' with him
    "What do I do?"
    *punches Pelagius two dozen times to no effect*

    • @sparkyyy2834
      @sparkyyy2834 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Guys an idiot biggest moron on this planet

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Brilliant editing from start to end as always Sardine. You never disappoint.

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Can't believe this schmoe killed the chicken using magic in Riverwood like that.

    • @Green-Raccoon777
      @Green-Raccoon777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't he know that non-restoration Magic is outlawed in Skyrim?

  • @JohnnyJonestown
    @JohnnyJonestown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    57:00 Perfectly captures the essence of Phil.

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:02 - 8:48 ... Wow! A masterpiece! Well done maestro!

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When that belch hits the note just right...
      i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/070/061/d96.jpg

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He's (Krosis) being a pussy!"
    *pauses game and drinks literally nine healing potions*

  • @DarthVictious
    @DarthVictious ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wish there was a part 3, this is too fucking funny man

  • @8-bitSpaceship
    @8-bitSpaceship 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Phil: Look at me, I'm an idiot.
    Me: You sure are Phil, you sure are.

  • @NannersBobo
    @NannersBobo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The FusRoDah of the students would be funny if you didn't have to listen to a hyena-ogre hybrid cackle as it happened.

  • @The.Nasty.
    @The.Nasty. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every spell is favorited when he goes through the menu to change spells mid combat!
    It’s like he’s trying to piss us off.

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The editing in this is simply unreal. You did an astounding job recreating the style of the original Tyler Hansen TIHYDP, which WAS far and away my all-time favorite, but did everything 110% better. I know it doesn't mean really anything coming from a nobody like me, but this is my new favorite TIHYDP video, and I've watched just about all of them.

  • @DanielKay06
    @DanielKay06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    GOD his belching in this one is off the charts disgusting.

  • @pkradiancegamingbiorhythm
    @pkradiancegamingbiorhythm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Dat editing is godlike! An excellent entry into the TIHYDP archives!

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super JaMAaIRIO Sardine isn't new to TIHYDP, he's just not gained recognition yet. Go watch his Disgaea: 5 video, it's the best.

  • @erikptaszynski3371
    @erikptaszynski3371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The whole sequence with the Wabajak had me crying :D
    I didn't even know you can fail that mission so badly

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never underestimate this man's level of stupidity.

  • @charamelle
    @charamelle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh my god i can't believe i've only just found this
    that whole wabbajack section is gold thanks to your editing

  • @jordening
    @jordening 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so incredible. Omg I have been laughing all afternoon, THANK YOU. Need a part 3!!!

  • @josterplays8128
    @josterplays8128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:02
    Epic

  • @yanisole1806
    @yanisole1806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only dsp knows how to turn skyrim normal dificulty mode in legendary dificulty mode (Face Palm)

  • @James-mi5qt
    @James-mi5qt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Introducing the Dovabegking of Hate, with his ancient power of Unrelenting Gas.

  • @Sh33rCold
    @Sh33rCold 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yesss thank you for blessing us with this upload

  • @boatcaptain6288
    @boatcaptain6288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Part Three when?

  • @Jehutyde
    @Jehutyde 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "YO DUDE LOOK AT THIS! IT'S A WALRUS!! :)"

    • @MachiriReviews
      @MachiriReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A very rare legitimately funny DSP quote.

  • @adamnagrom4147
    @adamnagrom4147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    why isnt there a part 3 to this :(

  • @moonman2180
    @moonman2180 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is a fantastic TIHYDP. You really put a lot of work into it man. Please make more!

  • @Ashkihyena
    @Ashkihyena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Can you devour a dragon’s soul?”
    *DEVOUR*
    Another game I like ruined by this disgusting roach.

  • @stormbornapostle5188
    @stormbornapostle5188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    J. Jonah Jameson having DSP's laugh was pure fucking gold.

  • @mightymole2
    @mightymole2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Some great video-smything here

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mightymole2 Video-Smything skill leveled up!

  • @zylaaeria2627
    @zylaaeria2627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Please tell me there will be a part three. This was a work of art.

  • @aquilakbeeeh8325
    @aquilakbeeeh8325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:10:18 That was Beyond the Best snorting Montage i have ever fucking seen XD
    Overall Best fucking TIHYDP i ever seen Gg

  • @noobishmacgaming
    @noobishmacgaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Playing countless hours without a house, and without unrelenting force unlocked. Jesus Christ

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ok i lost it after he started beating the shit out of Pelagius

  • @spike-km9je
    @spike-km9je 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    54:33 DSP, the stoopidest frat-boy in Skyrim.

  • @immelmannace4067
    @immelmannace4067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If you ever fail horribly at any game in the future just remember "hey, at least I'm not as bad as Phil". Also, I think Skyrim keeps crashing in a futile attempt to escape from his excruciatingly bad game comprehension skills that are just slightly above a special needs person.

  • @smward87
    @smward87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    'Use...the Wabbajack!"

  • @unicornman147
    @unicornman147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If this is what Skyrim has for a hero to save her, maybe we should just let Alduin have this one.

    • @numbersbubble
      @numbersbubble 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      just imagine the dragonborn sneezing on you

  • @Oceanus5000
    @Oceanus5000 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Phil: complains about not having enough space
    Also Phil: doesn’t get rid of the plethora of magic items he’s not using while standing in front of the enchanting station

  • @nuller87
    @nuller87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Will you ever make a part 3? :( Been waiting so long.

  • @ItsRawdraft2
    @ItsRawdraft2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We are reaching levels of entertainment that should not be possible

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Fus Roh Ack

  • @Fire5stone
    @Fire5stone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Unfortunate to see this few veiws

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wonder if the ten-minute intro has something to do with it? Or maybe the fact Sardines World Order is a rather obscure uploader among TIHYDP fans.
      Either way I hope to see more of this from them.

  • @Burusagi
    @Burusagi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Smything"

  • @Bokune9999
    @Bokune9999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    im hoping we get to see a part 3 (assuming that wasnt the end of things.. i mean it was on a cliffhanger ending so i doubt it) this was funny and had a lot of effort put in (someone should really mod in the DSP load screens into skyrim) and its been a year since this part was made

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Are you still around?

  • @AncientCS
    @AncientCS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The saga continues. Very nicely made TIHYDP mantaage.

  • @MrRetrospectral
    @MrRetrospectral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where is part I?

    • @ladyrendarkstrider2398
      @ladyrendarkstrider2398 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was done by someone else here on TH-cam. Here-th-cam.com/video/eEymR6TSHq8/w-d-xo.html

    • @MrRetrospectral
      @MrRetrospectral ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ladyrendarkstrider2398 Hi there! Thank you very much for telling me and for providing the link! 😊

  • @Ohflipsnap
    @Ohflipsnap 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Where's the part one to this?

  • @sardinedood
    @sardinedood ปีที่แล้ว

    25:58 That makes both Andrew Dobson AND DSP who did this exact same thing.

  • @KHT2236
    @KHT2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    50:34
    Holy shit, I think five years of my life just blew away...

  • @thedub007
    @thedub007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For personal use only: 1:10:18

  • @alihendrix4779
    @alihendrix4779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh man i swear this video made my day😂😂😂

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Maybe he should leave?

  • @MachiriReviews
    @MachiriReviews 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    45:51 *devour DEVOUR*

  • @snackylie
    @snackylie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes very nice continuation of the first part that wasn't finished. 😁

  • @linkieloos
    @linkieloos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Phil should go to Black Marsh/Argonia. I hear the place is more toxic than him.

  • @atomsmasher703
    @atomsmasher703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    14:33 lmao!

  • @002DrEvil
    @002DrEvil ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never known the goat in Sheogorath's quest to be aggressive before and I've played the game at least 50 times! I never attacked the goat though.

  • @judahsoremy9857
    @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did the first part get blocked?

    • @sardinesworldorder1900
      @sardinesworldorder1900  7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nope...
      The dood responsible for the first part was a big fan of a tahxic group called the "Sons Of Kojima"
      After the shitstorm, he deleted his youtube channel and decided to commit seppuku, offering his own death as atonement.
      But the deleted video has been re-uploded by The Outsyder th-cam.com/video/o-Zs0qpw-G0/w-d-xo.html
      There's another first part uploaded by someone else, it covers pt1 to pt128 (for some reason). th-cam.com/video/eEymR6TSHq8/w-d-xo.html
      unfortunately, watching 128 videos of Phil's kwality khantent was too much for him, he is now suffering from brain damage forcing him to stop making montages.

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sardines World Order Understandable. And by "kwality khantent" you mean: "interrogation material?"
      *The Wabbajack!*

    • @judahsoremy9857
      @judahsoremy9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sardinesworldorder1900 Where have you been?

  • @Jason-mu6ug
    @Jason-mu6ug 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You NEED to leave

  • @roguereaper0919
    @roguereaper0919 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    So where is part 3

  • @duplicarus
    @duplicarus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why would he sell the thieves guild armor?

  • @theaether3124
    @theaether3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    OH NO... DSP IS RELATED TO STOMEDY THAT LAUGH IT'S THE SAME

  • @09ziyad
    @09ziyad 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Part III ?

  • @sparkyyy2834
    @sparkyyy2834 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is that dark side phils voice ?

  • @someshyguy
    @someshyguy 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Use... The Wabbajack!!!

  • @Ohflipsnap
    @Ohflipsnap 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    *THE WABBAJACK!*

  • @solomonleatherwood1518
    @solomonleatherwood1518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Amazing

  • @jrlpixels421
    @jrlpixels421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The burping is so disgusting

    • @jrlpixels421
      @jrlpixels421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The burping makes me want to stop watching, its soooo gross

  • @walterloehrmann5213
    @walterloehrmann5213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You need to leave!

  • @Krispen_Wah
    @Krispen_Wah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you need to leave

  • @blizzardkhaos
    @blizzardkhaos ปีที่แล้ว

    That intro was way too long especially when you can go watch part 1

  • @XxBlueDudeGamerxX
    @XxBlueDudeGamerxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    26:27

  • @RezaQin
    @RezaQin 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty good, dood.

  • @trufu9
    @trufu9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:01:25

  • @patriousthefallenknight3185
    @patriousthefallenknight3185 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    you need more subs I'm subbing to you

  • @intrigueproductions5344
    @intrigueproductions5344 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This shit took me awhile too, but I wasn't aiming at random things lol

  • @sparkyyy2834
    @sparkyyy2834 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg this video 😂

  • @strawberrial
    @strawberrial 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why keep his burps in? We all know he has no respect for his audience or himself, so you don't need to keep them in.

  • @Aluunyax3
    @Aluunyax3 ปีที่แล้ว

    YOU NEED TO LEAVE

  • @randy161616
    @randy161616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:03:48