How YouTube’s Largest Flexer was fined $30 MILLION and JAILED
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- TH-cam’s Largest Flexer fined $30 MILLION and JAILED
Omi in a hellcat has been fighting this case for years and it's finally over.
Today we take a look at what happened and the outcome.
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It's sad to think this guy gets charged harder than most pedos.
straight up bro
In the UK a couple just got sentenced to murdering their disabled child, they got 7 years. Hurting children, murdering people, pedophilia is all okay, but you take money from the government/large corporation then you’re going away for a long ass time.
Pedos get a taste of their own medicine in jail if they dont wind up dead tho
Exactly...it just goes to show that the government's main priority is money.
@@ISeenmyDreams999 millions from cable companies lol fuck u
I mean 66 months in a federal penitentiary is no small amount of time, and there's no parole or early release in the federal system, but he took his sentence like a champ. I genuinely hope for nothing but the best for this man and his family.
He's going to club fed. Of course he's not worried.
66 months is nothing compared to what he could have got
Honestly considering he's gonna come out still rich as fuck, 66 months really isn't that long.
Bruh wtf 5 years is A long ass time all dude did was steal money essentially from giant cable corporations to give cheaper cable to poorer people like a Robin Hood but there are people scamming people regularly out of thousands of dollars and getting no jail time ridiculous in my opinion
I hope he gets graped every day. Criminals are criminals are criminals.
I was terrible in math in high school, so in order to graduate I had to take what was portrayed as “math for dummies.” It turned out to be the single most important class I have ever taken. We learned how to balance a checkbook, how to apply for loans and mortgages, how to bargain shop, how interest works, and yes, how to do our taxes. It’s the one class that I still use every day and impacted my life the most. Just the lessons for student loans and credit cards alone saved me from making some huge, life-changing financial mistakes (I went to college in an era when credit card companies would set up booth on the quad and offer students free crap to sign up). To this day I cannot fathom why that class isn’t mandatory for every high school senior.
I WISH I had a class like that available to me! The closest I had was personal finance and I had to leave halfway through because the teacher taught one thing and that was how to fill out a w2. Just told us where to put our name and where to put numbers, never taught us how to get that number! It was such a useless class, this one sounds like a dream
used to be there was a class called home economics. liberals hated it since women overwhelmingly took versus shop class
That class was required of Freshman entering college. It teaches that stuff, nutrition, evils of drugs and alcohol, etc.
I’ve always said those are the very basic things that should be taught in school! They teach things that most people will never use but not things that every single person will need to know and use daily- it makes zero sense!
@toomanyaccounts those still exist and liberals don't hate them lol. Where I went to school you were required to take tech ed *AND* home economics
I hate how large companies can steal art from independent artists and get away with it, but when someone tries to do the same to the company they get sued
I was about to say that he was clearly humbled when he was leaving the courthouse... until I saw the shoe knockoffs. 😂😂
@YeaMan Me when I lie:
@YeaMan get a different way to advertise yourself bro. This makes people despise you.
not only that you see the stain on his white shirt? is that mustard? or pee? what is that yellow stain!!!
@@seanh6179 LOL!!!! or TruSt mE bRo xD also you see that stain!!!!
@@BushMaster420circle the shirt he’s wearing coming out of the courthouse? It’s not a stain - he’s wearing a button-down collar, it’s just a button. If you look closely, you can see another one on the other side.
The fact he was facing 500 yrs initially for a victimless crime is absolutely absurd. The justice system is a mess. I wish him and his family all the best.
It sounds crazy, but as far as I know those types of sentences are only realistic when outrageous murders have happened. Most of the time those numbers are the “max” for each charge and it’s used as a scare tactic to get a defendant to plead to the lesser charge. Almost like saying “this used to be $799, but now it’s on sale for $499!”… when it was only worth $499 to begin with.
Theft is VERY bad when it's the governments money
@@salteadog33 Yeah I definitely understand that. To me it is just ridiculous that they would even mention it as a possibility. And the fact actually bad people get off with basically a slap on the wrist *cough* Brock Turner. But yeah nothing really shocks me anymore, still annoys me though lol 😅
It's not really a victimless crime, it's theft he's making without paying permission to use other people's work, it's theft man
of all the illegal things Al Capone did, he went to jail for tax evasion... Money speaks more than violence in the US justice system
Wow his response was so amazing. “That’s fair…” being open about what he owes…super cool.
🤡🤡
Ive never seen a guy so calm and accepting of his verdict. Like yeah he is a criminal, but he don't seem like a bad dude.
Non violent crime and didn't harm any individuals in his crime. Much respect.
And he’s a pretty cool individual. Extra respect.
Financial harm is still harm. He harmed a lot of people.
You can harm someone without violence.
@@ValentinoQ thats a weired way to tell people you get bullied alot but you do you IG
@@ValentinoQ How lol? production companies? 80% of people paying for pirate TV won't pay for the legit stuff
His response was absolutely perfect. Hope he does all right and learns his lesson for his kids sake.
@YeaMan I say it's not ( not a bot or a lie)
@YeaMan I'll scope it out.
@@hufismissing lol
what lesson might that be? that these corporations own us all?
Oh please the only problem is that the thieves found out the thief is not giving them their cut
What a moronic comment good job 👏🏻
you sure about that. who were the other thieves and why use the excuse "somebody else did it" as an excuse to get away with a crime?
@@kenji444 corporations are the thieves bonehead, they get away with stealing from private citizens 99.9% of the time because they got the money and the lawyers behind them to bully any normal person into submission. They steal from people, it’s all good, people steal from them? It’s 500 years in prison.
@kenji444 the government steal from people everyday so what do you mean who lol
They used to teach that in school, along with paying bills, balancing a check book, reading your meter, etc. it was called a Proficiency Exam. You couldn’t graduate high school without passing this class, literally. Then people complained that their kids were being forced to learn how to take care of themselves.
I took a personal finance class instead of going to AP statistics and the high school counselor called me an idiot. Fuck that bitch I learned a lot in that personal finance class. And I passed stats in college with an A. Even helped half the class cheat on the final exam (I tutored them the entire year and they were really good people from ex convict to a mother of a 22 yr old nearly brain dead autistic child. In the end I was like fuck it I'ma just help y'all cheat)
Am I reading the last sentence right? 😬🙊🙆🏽♀️
It’s kind of refreshing to see people, when they know they did something wrong be so humble and open about it. Too often when TH-camrs or people who are in the media get tax evasion or get caught committing crimes they are very salty about it and say that they did nothing wrong. But he openly said that he knew he did something wrong. He was ok with it and he knows he’s getting time I wish nothing but the best for him and his family.
For real, genuinely taken aback by how genuine he seemed, like even though he’s getting sentenced for 5 years, he fully is taking accountability for his actions and admits that he deserves the sentence he got
@@Ashleigh_Alexander wow so courageous
Absolutely wild that he could have faced up to 500 years for pirating TV shows and movies. That's really a testament to how fucked up the legal process is. Five years is....okay, but it's still incredible just how he could have faced more time than actual criminals.
He is an ACTUAL criminal.
Actual criminals? You gotta be joking…
He means people that kill.
Like you can kill someone and act like you have mental problems and still sleep on a nice bed
@@aaronsinger469 yes actual criminals. Rapists, pedophiles, murders…
He gets charged harder than pedos. Remember that everyone
He really does seem like a likable guy. I hope the best for him and that he gets out with minimal trauma and can stay out of trouble when he is out.
he is.
Goddamn just because someone seems likable on camera doesn’t mean they are when you meet them in person. When will you people learn?
@@ISeenmyDreams999 why are you mad?
@@Violexie-wb7op because people wanna like criminals and want people to think that these guy’s care about the rest of us when in reality they only care about themselves and their money.
@@ISeenmyDreams999"wHeN wIlL yOu pEoPlE lEaRn 🤓"
dude read the room most of us are making a simple observation that he seems like a nice person.
Here's an update, as some of this stuff isn't entirely true. He was only fined 11 million as the FBI raided and shut down Gears TV in 2019. He was jailed for not paying taxes. All the other charges were dropped due to the fact that IPTV was still legal back when. And all the money he made since was by legal means. After the whole Gears Reloaded stuff, he made bank flipping houses. So when he gets out in about a year or so (because I doubt he'll be spending more time than that behind bars), he'll be just fine.
You have to serve 80% fed time so he wont do nothing less then 4 years
made by legal means my ass. but eh, we may never know unless he’s exposed. but he’s 100% getting dirty money. and there’s a lot of ways to make dirty money so please nobody think that i think he moves weight lmfaoo
Take a notice. He stole from the elite on a huge level and gets this, and FTX and other scams steal from us on a huge level and get pampered
Take notice. Two wrongs don’t make a right.
Take notice, hes still gonna wealthy asf when he gets out. Why? He legally paid em off. Same thing will or has happened with ftx, just that ftx gave more money
@darrylwoodbury yeah dude I didn't say either are right and am personally ok with all thiefs and scammers being arrested and doing time.
@@darrylwoodbury Do you mean legally wrong or morally wrong? As far as I can tell he didn't really screw people over he was just vain.
@MuhammadKhan-py7md yea he probably has enough squirreled away to pay lawyers enough to get through legal loopholes.
That’s crazy… child predators get jail time for 3-5 years at times and this man got 5 for providing tv n shows at a cheaper price … dang..
Plenty of people/youtubers that did worse things and see no repurcussions, but bc he screwed with the IRS and large companies he did get thrown in jail. Feels a little unfair.
Don’t flex and put reserve monies in turn key businesses and you’ll be alright
The absolute last group of people you want on your ass is the IRS.
Don't mess with the IRS. Even the Joker knows that
Lol, he made millions upon millions committing countless felonies. How's that unfair. The tax stuff was the least of it.
Unfair, this dude is a garbage human being that would stab anyone in the back if he could, he deserves 50 years in prison, not 5
Dude is an inspiration, if he ONLY serves 3 years and if there is even 1 million left when he gets out , it was 1000% worth it.
Most people will NEVER have 1 million regardless of what they do
You don’t know Feds very well, he’s going to be on probation and will have to account for every dime, he’s not going to be rich and has to do at least 4.6 years minimum.
Aint no way in hell bruh dont got some cash stashed or buried
@styner3 You don't know criminals very well.
They be thinking about how to hide money while they broke living with momma
If dude did ANYTHING with his money that wasn't on the books , there would be major cake left.
Feds are just fancy cops , they still don't know anything they are not told or can't find, they are fancy cops ,not magic cops lol
Even a lowly detective can look at all your online stuff via your isp, Feds ain't much different in scope
@@djyua9157 Spending like he does, I doubt he has anything significant stashed away. If he doesn't, he's screwed as a convicted felon he'll have a hard time doing anything worthwhile that isn't also illegal. If he does, he's still probably screwed with all of the money he has to pay and the fact that they will be watching any accounts associated with him.
@@kcgunesq you don’t know anything about what’s going on or if any of that is true you just making assumptions
Fun Fact: Pirating a Michael Jackson album can land you 5+ years in prison.
...meanwhile, killing Michael Jackson only gets you 2 years.
I like the fact he was humbled. Not complaining. He did learn his lesson I wish him luck.
you know at least this is the only influencer who actually takes accountability and responsibility and humbly took the issue
2:20 you know things are serious when the cat watches also 🤣😂
I hope he gets out early. Honestly seems like a good dude, even if he was a serial flexer
He won't. Genuinely not possible to get out early from this case. He does seem like a genuinely nice guy, but he broke the law, like fully broke the law. Glad he understands he should get punished. I wish him the best in his future life though.
What is your evidence that he’s a good dude?
Because he likes the same shoes that you like?
Instead of applying himself honestly, he knowingly engaged in criminal enterprise and also skipped on taxes.
This type of man would leave you bleeding and dying in the gutter if he hit you with his car.
@@tsak912 Bro you are going in every comments in this section about someone saying something positive. Whats your evidence of him being this big bad guy you believe he is? I wanna see that outside of the information we already know of.
@@tsak912 simply put, he does stuff with his time and doesn't go on the internet saying "umm 🤓 prove to me that this person who hasn't hurt anyone and takes care of his family is a good person" to people who don't give a fuck that he exists.
@@tsak912 also fuck taxes you government simp douchebag.
Just like Capone, if he would have paid his Taxes, he wouldn't have even seen a court 😂
I mean, respects to him for not sugar coating his wrong doings
Why? He’s a thief, it’s all undeniable; why props for a low life thief?
@@tsak912 he at least admitted to it.
Thank you for the AMAZING advice on getting a CPA!
Taxes aren't something to F around with!
Fun Fact: Government HATES competition.
what he is doing is illegal bruh has nothing to do with competittion. he was stealing from 100s of companies
@@wdadwdwdwadw8604 "Legality" and "Illegality" is just a Human construct. "Laws" and Morality don’t mix.
Least insane commenter
Truest statement I've heard all week.
@@wdadwdwdwadw8604 ohhh and the Government would or has NEVER EVER done anything illegal....
This story still baffles me, that and the story about the French guy who flooded his towns sewer system with orbeez
The story about the french dude flooding his towns sewer system was GOATed lol
Omi sounds like such a nice guy. His response to his charge was very positive, he seems optimistic. If he could take all that positivity and intellect and use it for something legal, he would do amazing!
So the guy never did anything wrong and only really helped people.
exactly, he didn’t scam he js helped everyone out , its free him
That shot of the cat looking out the window while all that was going down was hilarious
It takes a real man to admit when he’s wrong and to take accountability for his actions I’ve got respect for him
The guy who made that design on the rug you use in your setup passed away recently. It would be cool if you researched his art and did a video about him.
You know what I love about your videos. You truly provide unbiased opinions and facts unlike some of these other TH-cam reporters. Always a joy to watch your videos. Keep 'em coming Atozy!
Also, Omi isn't the only one who has made Nike knockoffs. Someone else did the same ones that Omi made basically. I know a few people that bought them. They were being shared on social meida like an OG Jordan drop..Just cant remember the name of them bad boys lol
He seems more reasonable after he said that he thinks the sentence was fair.
@YeaMan I say it's not (not a bot or a lie)
I mean if he was facing 20-500 years he cant really say anything else (plus his lawyer properly told him how to act both prior and after to insure the plea deal which generally requires people to seem like they are taking responsibility for their crimes and regret them). And if he has millions hidden anyway somewhere it's nothing. Most people would properly voluntarily sell 5 years of their life for a couple handful of millions.
@@martinaasandersen3775 Just because they were seeking that doesn’t mean it was realistic and even if it was, a lot of people wouldn’t react like this and would play victim and fight it until the end, regardless of whether he had a lawyer or not.
@@josephgelinas7283 Pretty hard to play the victim in a case like this :)
@@martinaasandersen3775 That doesn’t stop people and it also doesn’t change that he is being reasonable.
If you flex out of your zone. Your back will flex in prison.
Dude didn’t harm anyone and stayed in his lane. Just got his money n flexed 😂
I can give two answers as too why a ton of news stories have b-roll of a door knock. A) It sells B) They often get it as proof that they made attempts to contact the person for comment. (But mostly A)
I remember in the 90s that families with little income depended on cable dudes that kinda did this. There is a kind of respect for those who risk themselves to help out the little guys who cant spend too much. I mean I also understand the legalities but...
as a pervious broadcast journalism student, the importance of B roll of all types was super impressed upon me for importance. I remember questioning some of it for lack of relevance but yeah that probably explains the door knock b rolls.
Real af for you to talk about the kids. Respect. Every kid needs their parents, but especially their dad.
Omi should kept things on the low and moved to a legal hustle asap
he actually wanted to go to jail and become a rapper
He could have stayed out of jail if he would have bought a large estate and stayed out of that Karen type neighborhood. He was balling but didn't understand the white Karens hate. I'm a white guy but if I had money like that I wouldn't want to live that close to white folks. They hate a lifestyle like that. Listen to the Karen talking about vests and whatnot. If you got it like that don't ball out of control around people like that. Haters love crushing people's dreams.
@@stellviahohenheim dumb asf
yeah facts he literally threw all that shit out there in our faces, indirectly though!
A wise man once said, “Balls!”
So, he committed multiple felony copy right infringements... but the IRS still wants their cut. You cannot make this shit up.🤣
Man I mean, he seems REALLY reasonable in response to everything. I respect the guy tbh. Just getting his bag 🤣
Sure
He seems like the type of person to go on an shopping spree the day after robbing a bank.
Omi's such a decent dude too, He's really trying to go totally legal, i hope He gets a easy ride.
3:00 I don't know if it's changed but when I was in high school Economics was a required course. They taught budgeting, how to fill out tax forms, and how to write a check. Our teacher also gave us a huge lecture about why you shouldn't write a check when buying something that is under a dollar.
Family Consumer Science (home ec) was also a required course. And had a section about taxes.
I hope when he gets out that he does stay out of trouble. He seemed to take responsibility for his actions and hopefully a bit mor humbler when he posts online.
Lol thought it was RiceGum for a sec 😂
wow you've been following this story for such a long time! top tier journalism bro
props
On the topic about the taxes- I was homeschooled (online school for ten years) and I did have a class that taught us about taxes, how to pay them, checking/saving accounts, checks, renting/owning homes. etc.., it was a required class to graduate. They called it "finical math," it was actually useful math you use day to day. Spoke to my aunt about it and she was telling me about her children have a similar class(public school goers) but they took it in 9th grade where most of the time kids aren't really paying too much about that stuff sadly. Maybe it's just my area or state but they are trying to educate the kids about taxes. But most of the time its just elective classes so people normally skip out on it and are not bothered to take it cause math is in involved.
The case of Omi serves to illustrate 3 important rules:
1. Do not comment on any litigation you are currently involved in.
2. DO NOT EVER comment on any litigation you are currently involved in.
3. STOP FUCKING COMMENTING ON LITIGATION YOU ARE INVOLVED IN.
Honestly, other than the materialistic part of him, he seems like a good feller. Heres hoping that he makes a legit buisness that still provides an amazing service
I've known him for about 7 years and I can say he really is a good dude. He isn't a close friend, I've gotten to know him decently, though. He made some mistakes, but he's learned his lesson.
To be fair to Omi about the shoes, Nike has been handing out C&Ds like Skittles lately after years of letting companies like Bape rip off their designs. He likely came up with the shoe, thinking it was fine.
In Australia, our taxes come out of our pay and during tax time we do this questionnaire and fill out things like expenses and charity donations etc then the ATO (Australian tax office) checks what money you’ve paid in tax over and sometimes you get that return sometimes you pay a lil more. Super EZPZ
That is basically the exact same as in the USA. It's honestly really easy. There are only a few minor difference. The amount your employer withholds is an estimate based on your income. They give you a paper (Form W-2) at the end of the year with the correct amounts, usually they withheld too much (you can tell them how much to withhold though). You then have to request the tax form from the IRS and fill it out out based on the W-2. Most people don't realize how easy it is and pay for software or a professional to do it, but I think that is because of effective ad campaigns by said companies that tell people it is hard.
The IRS website has a digital assistant software to help you file your taxes for free (most people don't know this I think). If you want to do it manually and you are just a normal employee with no extra income/deductions/taxes it's (IRS form 1040). You can look it up, it's very easy. If you have additional income, deductions or taxes then there is another form you have also to fill out (Form 1040 Schedule 1, 2 or 3). It's all plainly spelled out on the IRS page and it's really easy to see what you need to fill out. The problem is for people who are self-employed either fully or partially or are trying to file for a bunch of deductions. They have to keep track of all the information themselves and report it. It's probably similar in Australia.
He took that like a man. He is going to come out, still have money and keep going up
he took that lick to the chin and manned up on it. life isn’t over baby ‼️ gotta keep moving on
0:11
Rando: This video looks ancient,
Me: Noo its only 3 years old!? I remember seeing this in theaters,
He didn't deserve 5 years, he didn't hurt anybody. He's smart asf to even come up with that.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a company being fined that much let alone an individual
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@@thecluelessoutdoorsman916 I thought that was civil suit fees. I’m talking the government itself giving the bill.
I think giants like google pay it out quite often but I mean unlike you and I its nothing to them
I wish I could meet this man, seems like a chill guy.
it’s all for the cameras my guy. he doesn’t act like this to anyone that isn’t family or close enough to being family. or obviously business partners.
I want to see a finance video from you! I think you giving financial advice would be awesome! Especially to people in our age group (97' babies)
For real. As a 23 year old I’m still figuring taxes out. It takes me awhile to get explanations so school never bothered, not that it really did with other kids either.
Knowing I wasn’t going too far in life (atleast what the school system told me) they could’ve at least reached me the basics I needed to know.
Woah never seen that camera angle before @1:46 felt really strange seeing a carpet stuck to the wall😂😂 i mean i always knew it was but seeing it from such a far away angle tripped me out, change of hat threw me off too lmao
The best thing I can say he is more of an entrepreneur then some people these days
All thieves are entrepreneurs
Yall be on here saying whatever 🤣😂😂 be lucky he was just stealing from them and not you
That's tuff, I only got 50 in my bank
You are way more of a winner than he is
went to a public school in connecticut that taught us simple taxes and financial literacy in a mandatory class. surprised more schools public and private dont do this
bro theres murderers that get less than 500 years in prison, WHAT? glad his lawyers got it down to 5.5 years.
These guys blow my mind. You can tell by listening to him that he's intelligent, he can speak clearly, is personable, and has one hell of a work ethic if he's getting big enough to be raided. If you took all those abilities and tried to do something legit, you'd surely succeed after just a few attempts. Why go the illegal route?
Whooa I’m early. Hope you’re doing well!! ❤
In sweden our employer pays taxes before our salaries are paid out. so all we have to do is declare income once a year and send it in unless you have deductions to do its a 3 second process online to declare taxes for 90% of the population
This whole thing is just crazy to me.
First of all: Something i never understood about people doing illegal things is just, WHY would you say what your doing? I don’t get it.
Second thing, WHAT do you need that many cars for? I don’t get why rich people are so obsessed with expensive cars. Is it just cause they can?
Finally the thing that is absolutely absurd to me: 500 Years?! What the actual hell!? Just for that? Just for selling a USB Drive with movies and Cable TV on it? That does not deserve 500 years, even if it got replaced by 5 years. 500 years shouldn’t of even been considered.
I’m thinking that it was originally 50 years and Atozy just fumbled his words a bit, but even 50 years is way too high just for that
They are gonna be flexing him in jail now lol
Just a heads up from someone who’s done fed time and knows how it works: he won’t get out any time soon or early. He will do 50-60 months depending on how much halfway house time they allow him, 6 months is about average. There’s basically no good time in the feds (5 days / month) so everyone does almost all their time
2:05 as an Ex JW that was hilarious
We learned how to do taxes in 8th grade in public school. And I didn’t go to a rich school district, we just had a good teacher, he was a history teacher so to have us to mock taxes was a blessing
We wouldn't need a school course to tell us how to pay taxes if the government just told us how much we owed them in income tax, or give us back whatever we're owed,, because that is something they absolutely are able to do.
Bro I’m the first person here crazy
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@@foxxdoodles first time I saw no views and 10 seconds ago right next to it
Wrong there's people before you
Who gives a shit lol
In my school you have to take a money management and taxes class to graduate
My high school had a 'finance' class around 2010 about budgeting, taxes, stocks, and portfolios. The course was beneficial but was an opt-in, so not many students took it. I don't know if they still have it.
His vlod after being sentenced to prison is so humbling. I'm so used to people not being so accepting with their fate when they face the consequences for their actions.
I remember just walking through the mall and seeing people sell the jailbreak fire sticks at the random kiosk in the middle like showing demo’s and everything 🤷♂️
5 years, that's insane? People get this for manslaughter.
But fuck with rich corporations and you're done.
Wow that’s insane that you can get a fine that high and so much jail time for stealing cable.
And this shows you if you got money to hire great attorneys you can get away with just about anything.
It’s crazy how he was about to get 500 years even life would have been crazy
500 years and life in prison is no different for any human. they are both the same exact thing, because the same exact outcome happens in both. you live the rest of your life in prison the same with both. you die a cold lonely death in a concrete box the same way with both! everything
I’m in the car community and he’s pretty well liked, no beef with anyone, just a chill dude
Play stupid games... Win stupid prizes.🤦🏼♂ Tiny violins for Omi.🎻🎻🎻🎻
This is like if a rapper was on trial and released a song called too many boddies
Pirates never pay attention when other pirates get arrested. It is absolutely astonishing to see things like this happen, because of how many people have been arrested for this exact crime.
Always great content man!
You know he had a hard time getting in half those cars 😂
the cat watching the raid happen outside😂
Why did the news clip sound like they dunked the camera in a pool
The cat looking out the window hahaha
In my senior year of high school I took a remedial math class and of all the things they taught us, a home mortgage was the only the thing even remotely useful for adult life. If only they knew most of us wouldn't make enough to buy a house.
Biggest investment he can make in prison is to his health. He's out of breath just walking and talking.
Damn I'm actually happy that the date isn't too high anymore which is so freaking weird compared to much worse court cases. Like this dude was about to face 500 years but a murderer would've face "one year and a slap on a wrist" treatment